Original subtitles

Scratch me

what?

My eyes

lighter

and don't use your middle finger

use your index finger

and don't screw around

what do you want?

Poke me

you're still using your middle finger

it's just the same

that's... that's cheating

come on, hurry

are you growing a beard?

Isn't it cool?

Well, it hides your spots

that's hormones.

Call me big brother now

hormones my ass!

Hormones your ass

not so hard

is your sister coming?

Maybe some guy picked her up

don't think so

or is she...

You idiot

Hurry up

let's go dick, stop pissing around!

You were smoking! Still not caught?

I wasn't. Go smell

blame it on someone else

parading your girlfriend around

you're sick

fuck

Isn't that your ex-girlfriend?

No

Why did you break up with her?

Problem with an umbrella

it was a rainy day, I was holding an umbrella

and it kept bumping against her head

she was really pissed off

I also poked her boob

what do you like about her?

Her serious mood swings

I can tell

look, your sister is with her

get up here, tart

she'll come up just like that?

No shit, her classroom is right over there!

Moron!

You too. You're full of shit

who did you call a tart?

Leave my sister alone

leave me out of this

behave!

Stop littering

or you'll be damned

so I'll be damned for littering

how can you throw this away?

What's so important about it?

It's extremely important

I don't get it

say if you start seeing a girl

and your sister also started dating

what would you do?

What are you talking about?

I said, if you had a girlfriend

and your sister also had a boyfriend

what would you do?

Whoever wants to date her, gets over me first

hey who's going to try and beat him?

Stop fooling around over there!

Go on like this and you'll see

we're sweeping!

Put the brooms away and go inside

touch down

what are you laughing at?

This is from rookie

I don't want it!

Give it to someone else!

I'm just doing you a favor

I don't want it!

Give it to someone else!

Then you take it. An apology letter

what for?

Didn't xiao ma grab your tit?

Hey! Hey!

Ma zhi-hao!

What?

What the fuck have you been saying?

What?

Fuck

ouch!

That should teach you a lesson

are you okay?

Are you okay?

Do you want to go to the nurse?

We won't tell anyone

you want to go to the nurse or not?

How about getting up and moving a bit?

Are you okay?

Don't force it

Hi, what will you have?

Papaya milk, without the papaya

okay

is this your friend?

What's wrong with you two?

You giving me trouble!

Papaya milk without papaya, nonsense

give me 2000 dollars then

I can help you with the business

and make 5000 dollars in return

if you are as good as you say

why are you asking me for money?

Can you do anything else apart from beg?

You raised me all these years

another 2000 won't make a difference

what if I need the 2000?

Ah, but give it to me

I'll make you 5000 in return!

Yeah, I've been waiting for that

dude

come here

take these two and give them a lesson

scrooge!

How old are you? Asking for money

a real man goes out and makes his own

come on, here's an idea

I'll get you a monk's outfit

you follow me?

Shave your head and then you go and beg

won't that make you a lot of money?

And you call yourself smart

great idea! You're so brilliant!

Have a cigarette!

Have a cigarette!

How brilliant

what would the world do without you?

Fuck

superb! You really know me

I'll take your measurements another day

fine!

Alright, leave

let's go, xiao ma!

Hey, honey, you can't just scold kids

reason with them

hey, there

what the fuck

get off! What you doing with my silver foxy?

You are rich, just get another one

ride your mom's!

Get off!

What's the big deal? No one's gonna die

hey there!

Hey there!

I'm his mother

you got a problem?

No no

got me into trouble! Get lost!

You'll be damned

I'm always right

one day it will be mine!

Alright now, you get going!

Ride safe you two

fuck, how dare you ride my silver foxy

this sucks! I'll just walk!

Are you coming back for some noodles?

There's noodles with soy bean paste

chicken flavor, pork flavor...

It's so noisy there, speak up!

What? What did you say?

You're not coming back for dinner?

Are you with pa man?

I'll leave your fish to starve as well!

People who talk to fish are nuts

but it's okay to talk to dogs

You haven't met Lily right?

She's coming back very soon!

She hasn't been back for quite a while

mom!

Lily is back!

She's back!

I missed you so much

let me have a look

see how pretty you've become

good thing I got back in time

or some guy might have picked you up

then where would I find you?

Don't be silly

with you gone, I finally had some peace

where's big black?

Blackie!

Blackie!

Blackie? Isn't it big black?

It's his son!

I want to see bin

I'll be off

wait, put your things away first!

Bin

hi there

I missed you bin!

It's Lily. You were tiny, now you are so big

nonsense, I've lost weight

I look like a model now, see?

You are much slimmer

how are you?

Very well, and you?

Very well, what are you doing?

Cooking

is it done?

Why so much?

It's ready

here, take it

let me help you

noodles, what's the occasion?

Have you forgotten?

It's my birthday today

happy birthday mom

You came back especially for this?

Of course!

I've got a present for you!

What present?

A huge present

what is it?

I'm getting married!

Wow!

I'm giving you a son-in-law

I'll get some sesame oil

Mom

Don't be so surprised. I'm always like this

happy birthday

happy birthday

leave me alone

anything I can help with?

What do you want to help with?

I can print the wedding invitations?

For free

of course, but I get some free haircuts

Tap, tap, clap, clap, clap

right?

I'm behind you

Tap, tap, clap, clap, clap

front cha cha, step forward

back cha cha

tap, tap, clap, clap, clap

tap, tap, clap, clap, clap

come, keep it up

and turn 1,2,3,4

alright, keep turning

Bin

hey

aren't you working late?

Why are you fooling around?

I'm taking a break

is blackie in the cage?

Don't come in, I'm coming out

If you keep fooling around like this

I won't pick you up anymore

hold on

If you don't, I'll let the dog bite you

you dare. Here, take the keys

okay

Will people put their shoes away!

How many times do I have to say that

welcome back you two

thanks

what a surprise, back so early

dinner

I've eaten

what did you have?

Beef noodles

beef noodles

what's this?

Beef noodles

instant noodles are not beef noodles

it says beef noodles

where's your sister?

Sleeping

go wake her for dinner

leave her be

so early?

What do you mean leave her be?

Dinner time means dinner

leave her alone if she's sleeping

she's tired, having to wake up for work early

really

let her sleep

what kind of big business is she in?

Come eat

I've eaten

instant noodles isn't a proper meal

no wonder you're so skinny

it's alright, I'll have his share

I'm starving anyway

what?

I hate fried eggs with tomato

have you never noticed that?

I'm done

I didn't put it there

how would I know

I'll just have to finish them by myself

you're so hard done-by

it's all your fault

your son had a rough time too

I had four packs of instant noodles

How am I going to manage this?

How come the door wasn't closed?

Alright I'll have some too

that's my man

Lang, wake up...

Go back to your room

hurry!

Okay!

You get up

get up!

What? What's the matter?

How can you join the kids in lying to me?

It's not that serious

what's not serious?

When we were young

we also stayed up all night

and still went to work the next day

it's no big deal

it's not the same...

Once she grows up she'll be fine

don't worry

like you're always right

and I'm just talking rubbish

I wonder how our kids will turn out?

What's up?

I need the bathroom

What?

A piss

You be careful there

I'd like to believe that...

Anyway you have to come home tonight

I'm a grown up

okay

long time no see

had some serious fun last night?

None of your business

had yourself a good time?

Hey don't you fancy my sister?

A love letter

from who?

Just give it to my sister

don't worry about it

it's awkward

how so?

Just give it to her!

Do it!

Just go

morning

Granny, I'd like a pancake with corn

okay

what the fuck?

A fight

what's with you people?

Why be so mean?

To hell with him, let's go

don't take any notice of them, granny!

Why don't they behave?

These kids are never in school

just ignore them

bad kids

'listen as you make your order'

'and watch you quietly eating your meal'

'you are like a wild Lily, full of fragrance'

'quietly blossoming inside my heart'

'i keep your elegance and purity to myself'

'and I smile every time I think of you'

nutcase

'time loses its meaning with my yearning'

'when I run into you'

'i long to talk to you'

then just say it!

'A hello would suffice'

'like an eternal wanderer'

where's he wandering to?

'Quietly watching over you'

'my life drifts'

pervert!

Very nice, very nice

sounds like it's meant for me!

Shut up and eat your breakfast

if you enjoy it so much, here

read aloud

'you must understand'

'with all my courage I write this to you'

I hope to get to know you...'

'one day'

'to walk side by side'

'through fields of iin'

'and to spend a wonderful night together'

'please give me the chance to know you'

here, give me a heart

do you see a heart?

Yes, very nice

a little bit closer

very nice

what?

Carry me

oh

Bin!

Hi!

Taking photos?

Yes, we're taking our wedding photos

take a look for me

I think they're pretty nice

let me introduce you first

this is my fiance, kitamura

hi, I'm kitamura

just call me haru

haru?

And I'm wasabi

wasabi?

Bin, wa-sa-bi, wasabi

he's been telling that joke for years

and he's still telling it

we want to take interesting photos

something more fun

something different

when I took mine

I wanted something like this

really?

Yes

did you?

Min min wouldn't have it

she... she wanted them more formal

hi there haru

I thought about your wedding invitation

it could be something like this

after you're photos are developed

we'll make a thicker one

and then when you open it

out pops the two of you

what do you think?

It's exactly how I imagined it

hold on a minute

I had some thoughts as well

and look what I've found

same idea

exactly the same

I thought it would be special

it's cute isn't it?

Yes

look

fly like an eagle...

Isn't it a bit over the top...

Is that so?

Maybe... something more old fashioned

the old fashioned way is better

old fashioned? Modern?

Or maybe something in between

I'll think too

let me think...

I'll find a way

ok? Not too old fashioned

Are you going home to sleep?

Fancy some juice, miss?

Stop messing around

go home, get some rest

cigarette?

Say, honey

one fruitjuice mix

silly

fuck, how do you make this work?

Add a banana

Do you add water?

You're clueless aren't you?

Pa man

pa man!

Why are you so late?

Pa man!

Traffic

where are you taking her?

Are you leaving so early?

You just stand here

why didn't you follow her when she left?

Is this for me?

This one

anything else?

Is there money inside?

How come there's no money?

You should give money to us old folks

well, thanks and goodbye

this is nice

this is very good

but it's missing something...

A little something

how should I put it?

This feels okay, but...

What are you looking at?

How to be both modern and traditional?

You can still make it pop out

pow and out comes a dinosaur

6000 years should be old enough

have you been to this place?

Great Japanese food

I know, I use to go there often

but not anymore since knowing him

why not? The sashimi is really good

he thinks all sashimi is radiated now

Japanese

old fashioned

I'll take you and we'll keep it a secret

really?

Yes

You're too fat

me? Isn't this a girl's outfit?

Moulin Rouge style

oh please, and the size...

It's the size for a dog!

Do something!

What about this?

I'll take your measurement

and we'll custom make a hero outfit

I want to be avatar

coach, what are you doing here?

Students are waiting for you outside

his sister is getting married

they're having a what do you call it...?

A costume party

a costume party

can you suggest something formal?

Something that catches people's attention

how could I possibly have that?

Crap!

Oh take your 'little darling' out?

Nice!

Very nice

hands off

a smart phone can also do the job

don't touch his 'little darling'

bunch of assholes

look at my girl, Mary

not so hard, okay?

Leave my girl alone

who cares, it's not real

well what about you?

Fine, mine is with pa man

What's up?

Think I got a cold

all bunged up?

No, insides. Shitting everywhere

and when I turn, her ass just keeps going

fuck

what the hell?

Mary

should let them mate some day

drop dead

come on

the silver foxy is mine

what?

Get off

what the fuck?

Go home and help your mom

who's mom?

Your mom!

I asked her to help me with a cosplay outfit

so you go home and help her

but there's no money in it

money, that's all you think about

four eyes my man!

Xiang!

What brings you here?

Cool isn't it?

Is it new?

It's a gramophone

oh

What?

Haven't I told you, be nice to your parents?

What are you talking about?

Go home and help your mom

what's up?

Hurry

no

Shut up

I don't believe you

get off

or you buy me one

get off

buy one my ass...

What are you do? Stupid kid

how would I know what this is?

What's it for?

Are you getting married?

This is the dress I wore

when I married your dad

you were this tall?

There's an invention, called high heels

get it?

But this is not the right size

young man, I was size 0 when I got married

then you and your sister popped out

that's how I became so fat

how did you meet dad?

It's been so long I forgot

'Dear min min'

this is not for you to read

let me have a look

I'm also a young adult now

just don't read it out loud

'we are under the spell, completely surrendered'

'we're awake and in a pleasant dream'

help me put this box back up

ok

Hurry

I need some tips to get myself a girl

hurry up

so annoying

Who's getting married?

Hey, it's my wedding suit

why are you so late? Haven't seen it in a long time

me? I was still working

working...

You always say that

I can't see much work there

I'm printing wedding invitations

How do I look?

You always leave me behind

I've been waiting for 3 hours

so, what do you say?

Okay, prove it then

come here and pick me up, now!

Hey

what's going on?

Hey there...

Having a fight!

That doesn't mean you can slam the door

keep the noise down!

That's a miracle

you go to bed early for a change

you tell me off no matter what I do

I may as well play the computer game

hey

bath time

It still fits!

Over here

there's no one here

go shoot the soldiers

shoot the what? What is this?

The soldiers

shoot these?

You really don't know how to play

go away, you're no good

hold on

fine, I'm going

Let me have another go

go read your book

'dear min min'

'love you, your bin'

I used to copy all my love letters here

it really works, so you should study

then what happened?

What happened?

I married your mom, and here you are

damn! Dead again!

Are you done waiting?

Give up now?

I told you before

that boy xiao xia is bad news

yet you insist on being with him

I'm not with him now

turn it off

oh right, this one is called pei

not pei, it's pa man

what another one? Pa man?

What kind of a name is that?

Pitter patter

young lady, please

don't be such a fool for love

you finally found a job

why don't you concentrate on that?

All day long you think and talk love

you don't sleep at night

you have trouble getting up in the morning

I'll take tomorrow off okay?

What? You've only just started your job

how many days have you taken off already?

Please, I beg you...

Just stop it okay!

Just play dead!

Fuck, my sister is sleeping

come out now

ok!

What do you want?

I need your help

what's up?

Hurry, it's serious

where's your sister?

I don't know

where exactly are you going?

Hurry up, let's go!

Alright!

What do you like about her?

She's got a lovely round head

fuck, you've got that oedipus thing

moron

slut

hurry up, do something

leave it to me

wait a second

what the fuck

what are you going to do?

I've got a secret weapon

I've got rookie's love letter

you can do anything with that

then what do I do?

See for yourself

excuse me, that's my friend xiao ma

he'd like to get to know you

he wrote you this letter, let me read it

'I want to go'

'the moment I leave, I never will see you'

'and your radiant smile'

'even if it's full of lies'

'I'd take whatever comes'

'i only exist when you start dreaming'

'you are the full moon above the mountain'

'and I am the stars around you'

'please let me stay'

'let me watch over you'

'quietly I will protect you'

'let me have the sweetest memories'

'even if it's just to walk you home'

'or to school. Either will be fine'

Ouch

are you okay?

The rear view mirror hit my balls

no one is dying. There's nothing to see

this is embarrassing

how will you face tian tian and your sister?

You moron

alright, how's your feet?

Idiot! Don't touch me

are you hurting?

Since you can't have round head girl

let me treat you to meatball soup

you imbecile

you want it?

I want pig liver soup

mister, one meatball soup

and one pig liver soup

ok

You want to eat outside or inside?

I want to eat here

have it inside?

Well... outside, over there

I heard that

they hadn't known each other long

before they decided to get married

whether he's short, tall, skinny or fat

I don't even know

and her hair

I wonder what struck it?

Lightning

relax

that kitamura looks like a honest guy

maybe he can keep an eye on Lily

she'll be good after she's married

just like you, all good after you got married

aren't you a good boy now?

Done

Haru,

sample!

It's pretty good

it's true

oh my

it's this photo

is it ok?

I thought we were using the other one

the one with the heart

but this one is cuter

or the other one, with the...

I suppose, it's this one

it has a fairy tale tone, right?

Because I always thought

that the composition of this photo

is a little bit weird

it's ok I suppose, just...

It's alright

isn't this the one you wanted?

And this shiny surface

is a little different

this is old fashioned, and this is modern

I suppose it's ok...

But it seems to be missing something still

it's fine

the texture feels kind of...

Is it because of the shiny bit?

It's a sample

well do you have any that's non glossy?

Blackie

maybe we can try

I don't think blackie took a dump today

a different color

blackie

and please check out the non glossy one for me

this... could do...

What's up with you?

Even he's had enough

sit down

Tell me something, bin

did you feel irritable before the wedding?

Because I'm feeling irritable now

is the kitamura now

the same one I knew before?

Because he wasn't like this before

or have I not known

the real kitamura before

everyone's like this before they get married

what's most important after you're married

is to have a space of your own

like I've got my little print factory

that's my space

and you?

I do too. This is it

I rather enjoy being alone

I hide away up here and write

but lately I'm having trouble writing

why is getting married so stressful?

You wrote this?

Yes

Here you go, honey

We have vanity fair

golden shields galore

check this one out

avatar in 3D

hold on a second

'i carry out the justice for the moon'

pretty soldier sailor moon

what is your problem?

Nothing

how old am I to be wearing that?

It's no fun

stop fooling around

you can wear these with boots

What about this one?

This one then?

No more fruit juice for you

That's just a few scribbles

it's good

a bit more work and it'll be even better

Like the radiant starlight...'

is it like this?

'In the starry night I see your face'

'i like it that I can never forget'

'i can't let go of your face'

'aii love songs would sound the same'

if it wasn't for the sense of safety from you'

'I'd be my old self again'

'letting loneliness engulf me'

'eyes closed, I pretend I'm not confused'

xiao Yang!

Xiao Yang!

Yang zhi-hao

what?

Get out now, what are you doing?

What do you want?

Did xiao ma fall off his scooter

cos he was trying to pick up a girl?

What?

I said did xiao ma fall off his scooter

when he was trying to pick up a girl?

I told him off for you already

I told him he was sick

I called him a pervert

He doesn't want me anymore!

It's all your fault!

It's your brother's fault

Do something

alright, take this

what is it?

Rookie's love letter!

What for?

It'll fix anything

xiao ma will come back

here take it

Why does he leave me?

Why does he leave me?

Alright stop crying

don't cry in front of my house

I'm scared of girls in tears

you don't want me either

we're leaving

'one day when we grow old'

'when our kids are away from us'

oh you were at home

it's so noisy. What was that?

Someone who got dumped like you

want me to fix you some food?

I'll do it

finally, a bit of conscience

you're getting up so late everyday

it's not good for you

'I get up and brush my teeth'

'i see my sister in tears'

'then I go mad'

Yang zhi-hao, you shut up

Sis, I'm changed and ready

you should go change too

we'll go find pa man together

I'll hit him from behind with my baseball bat

what are you talking about?

Or I can write a love letter for you

or I can get my friend to write it

Or I can go borrow a gun

or do you want a new boyfriend?

There's a Michael!

Four eyes, where's four eyes?

Where is he?

I don't know

what are you doing here? I'm keeping an eye on the shop for him

you helping him, with a toy gun?

It's mine

trying to be tough!

Stop hanging out with them all day

and picking up bad habits, okay?

Mr. Landlord

hi landlord...

What's the date today?

I got it, just give me a few more days

just a few more days

every month it's the same

I'm fixing your son's moped

he hasn't paid yet

it's a different matter

don't mix the two

I can fix it myself

you can't do this every month dad!

Why are you back so late?

Where have you been?

Out and about

out and about, time to go home

go home. Go home.

Don't play with that in the street

give us a good deal

you got it

two more days, for the rent

u nderstood

Why have you come back?

Let me ask you

am I that lousy?

This is between you two

why do you guys always have to cheat?

Oh boy

he's not cheating

he was only trying

you still have a chance

stop crying

He didn't say he was dumping you

but he fancies other girls

it's just temporary

what am I suppose to do?

Didn't I give you a love letter?

Memorize it

Crying is not going to solve anything

you always say that

how would you know if you've never cried?

Okay okay

stop crying

I'll get you some tissue

Or you can use my jacket

'Like the radiant starlight'

'against the night I paint your face'

all love songs would be the same if...'

My first time touching a cat

seems okay

Alright you'd better go inside

I guess it's still not working

Keep the noise down

I'll leave you to lock up

I'm going home

what?

You're going!

What about our date?

Stop it already

you're losing it again

hold up

what

what was that?

A white hair

hey

don't pluck my white hair

makes you younger! Here you go!

Alright

you go, I'll pack up for you

Don't you worry

I have more than you

please

pretty please

I'll yank a bunch off for you

harder

nutcase

I'm going

make sure you lock up

okay

pretty please

Hey mom, you're so beautiful today

what do you want now?

You know what I want

I don't know

hurry up

stop pretending

your mom's not very bright

you're strange

why am I strange?

Hurry

what for?

I'm not your atm machine

you only want money when you see me

can't you talk about something else?

Because you're my mom

I'm your mom, but you also have a dad

why don't you ask him?

He's always working overtime

must be making a lot of money

go ask your dad

talk of the devil

go ask him yourself

your son wants to talk to you

dad, you're looking so handsome today

let's go watch some TV

I'll give you a massage

dad, you know what I want

hurry

wow, what a gorgeous fish

I want some pocket money

no money

I'll buy you some toys

I'll buy you that fish

whenever we buy toys you take it away first

I have to make sure it's not broken

you only give it to me when it's broken

not at all

I want some pocket money

that fish, it's getting away

or you give me some money

and I'll get it back for you

I'll bring it to you

where from?

Your sister is back

there, you ask her

sis

what?

Have you thought it over?

What do you think of Michael?

What?

Or you prefer I write a love letter for you?

Hey!

Your daughter

it can stay inflated for a fortnight

still, there's little chance it could fly 200 km

whether or not the ballon went astray

it has brought much joy

to an ever so stuffy police station

Wait a moment lady

take a seat over there

Is my breakfast ready?

Hold on just a minute

Just this?

Oh

Here's the milk

I hear my sister got dumped

your sister got dumped?

Seriously?

Seriously, you want to give it a try?

I'm off

what are you doing here?

Where's the love letter?

Here

Want me to give it to her for you?

Ok

You're not afraid?

Yes

yet you're still here

You're lucky her brother hurt his leg

want me to give you a ride?

No thanks

I'll give it to her for you

I'll give it to her at school

'Sunset, it's misty'

'heavy, heavy mist'

'outside the window, on the power lines'

'a kite with broken strings'

'a breeze sweeps by'

'the kite sways with the wind'

'under the mist that forces separation'

'the kite sways quietly'

darkness falls and the streetlight comes on'

'a yellow light so intense'

'the mist, it comes down heavily'

'the light blurs in the mist'

'you think I'm a strange creature'

'but I shouldn't take all the blame'

'it's only because I'm attracted to you'

'i want you to know my deep affection'

'i won't give up just because you refuse me'

'i hope to get to know you'

'will you give me that chance?'

Sis, how about going out with Michael?

He's a nice guy

Michael is a really nice guy!

You're such a pain, go home!

You're going to see pa man right?

You can even have breakfast with Michael

do you want to give it a try?

You know that man lies to you

yet you still carry on with him

Go home! You heard me

Bin

here

bin

I'm here for the wedding invitations

they're ready

thanks

You can also have the accordion

but...

I wish you happiness

I mean well

Here you go, a sugar and honey special

why are you doing this to yourself?

What?

What about you?

You with your bitter face all day long

even your fruit juice tastes bitter

I'm not drinking it anymore

I hate people who can't keep their word

so what if I dress like this

I'm done

you can have it all back

have you never had a childhood

at least I'm honest, and I'm happy

Fuck

I can't believe you don't have any dreams

when I was a kid I wanted to be a superhero

what about you?

You never wanted to be snow white?

Think yourself as sleeping beauty?

Or cinderella

or the evil witch

you're only old because you think you're old

fuck

damn it

Pa man!

Where are you going?

Hey!

Fuck

what's your problem?

What are you doing, Yang zhi-hao?

What do you want now!

Think you're tough?

Fuck!

Bug off

fuck!

Stop it stop it!

Piss off

don't push my sister!

You little shit

what do you want?

Get out of the car!

Fuck!

Fuck you!

Are you alright?

Are you hurt?

Can you walk?

Don't worry about me

just cover yourself

Noodles are ready sis

it's the last packet

I made it for you, you want some?

I don't feel like it

just have a little

dad, you worked hard

you want some noodles?

Close the door next time

Mom

last packet of noodles

your son prepared specially for you

thanks, I'm not hungry

No one wants it

I'll be off

see for yourselves

You going out?

Yes

where to?

To get some food

what's wrong with instant noodles?

You think I like it?

Why don't you take me with you?

Because you're always telling me off

what's the point in taking you?

We'll all just be upset

right?

You all say I'm telling you off

do you really think I enjoy it?

I do it for your own good

you're still doing it

you attack me so much I am getting numb

what else do you want from me?

You think you're this impenetrable robot

and treat me like I'm from Mars

I'll go eat what I like

someday I'll take you on a ufo ride

shfihead

you too

are you coming?

You're attached to your motorcycle all day

what's more important, that or people?

You coming or not?

Chicken

Fuck, what you looking at?

Watch yourself

my sister just got dumped

what if your sister got dumped?

You and your stereo all day

Fine, I'll go by myself

where are you going?

Take care of your sister for my sake

hey

You have to be so hot blooded don't you

that's it!

Let's go four eyes!

Don't come back if you lose

slow down

Hey

he said to slow down

what are you talking about?

Now is not the time to slow down

let's go

we're hot blooded young dudes

right four eyes?

Fuck

Where's my sister?

She's gone home

'The moment I leave, I will never see you'

what are you talking about?

'The moment I leave, I will never see you'

what's your problem

'I want to mend your broken heart'

Nutcase

'Zhi-hao, however proud you are'

what the hell do you want?

'I will wait quietly for your return'

'Let me retain some beautiful memories'

'let me be by your side'

Take me home

my dad is more difficult

What are you doing

ambush

Have to find higher ground

how about you?

Are you scared?

Don't be. Just beat the hell out of him

Fuck

Boss

long time no see wasabi

I've been busy

whose is it?

Doesn't matter. Just help yourself

same place as usual

long time no see

that's right

So, come up with next line?

You ungrateful girl

what are you doing here?

You're the one not keeping his word

who said he's going to bring me here?

Do I know you?

I'm wasabi, here to eat sashimi

must I report to you first?

Then I guess I'll just have to eat

this whole plate of food by myself

Eating all that by yourself

no wonder the small girl grew so big

aye

which line?

Let me see

this phrase

how come this table shakes

'Why am I shaking?'

how about stumbling

'why am I stumbling?'

'i lose myself pursuing you'

I think it works

'why am I drifting?'

'the mere thought of you hurts me'

'why am I stumbling?'

good

'i lose myself pursuing you'

'why am I drifting?'

'the mere thought of you hurts me'

This is not for me

I'm done

the food is horrible

the drinks taste bad

the clothes are hideous

And I look ugly

I'm done

hey don't be rude

I was pretty once when I was young

I had plenty of flies buzzing around me

even now you still do

where?

Not with that shit face

I'm done

don't be rude to your elder

hit me then, hit me

I'll hit you alright

oh I'm a fruit fly

come on, hit me

one more time

stop it

see, if only you'll smile

right?

What a pretty smile

if you feel old you look old

don't you start again

I'm wrapping things up

it's your fault I have to keep up the act

Give me the bat if you're not sure

if anything happens to me

take care of my sister for me

We have to win

There it comes

Fuck. Over here!

Are you foreign?

No

Oh you speak Chinese?

Of course, I'm local

You little shit, it's you again

it's you again, you again

Michael hit him

you are with him?

Don't run! Stop right there!

Mike, you left my sister with this asshole?

Please give me wisdom to tell the difference

Go sit down over there

Are you okay?

I'm starving

there's some noodles on the table, eat it

cover yourself with this jacket

Sis

what happened?

Help Michael clean up first

I'm going out to buy something

I'm famished

get me something too

I'm also hungry

What happened to your face?

It's nothing

are you hungry?

Let me heat it up for you

Let me dress your wounds

Are you okay?

Who is it there?

Yang zhi-hao

got any more instant noodles?

It's okay

fuck, my Mary's given up the fight

let's move on bravely

alright, move on bravely

What do we do?

Leave it here by itself

let's adopt it then

but we have to get it first

here, let me do it

let me get on your back

just a little bit more. Come on

lift me up

1,2,3

oh my

jump a little

oh

We got it

that's 'frizzy hair'

we got it, we got it

It's a big one

that's right

it didn't look that big up there

hey, red light

did you see it? I didn't

It's floating all over the place

come on

here, you take it

Idiot!

Nothing there

'And watch you quietly eating your meal'

'you are like a wild Lily, full of fragrance'

'quietly blossoming inside my heart'

'i long to talk to you'

'a hello would suffice'

'like an eternal wanderer'

my life drifts...'

what are you doing?

Go read inside

go inside!

Hey

You are so old fashioned

don't be so harsh on me

forget it

the fish don't understand what I'm saying

still writing love letters at this age

let me continue

'quietly'

I watch over you...'

your tenderness...'

stop reading

only a little bit left

'trust me'

'with all my courage I write this to you'

what should we call this fish?

Sashimi

sashimi?

What else are you going to call a fish

sashimi?

Yeah

'sashimi drifting around'

'come inside my mouth so I can taste you'

stop singing

'let's have it with some wasabi'

sounds messed up

oh it's going flat

hey!

What?

Help me think of a song title?

Would you?

I'll give it to you next time I see you

great

you'll be so beautiful next time I see you

why?

Won't you be wearing a wedding gown?

Yes

There

for you, I look bad holding it

we both have stripes

and I'm not sashimi

I'm wasabi

You're back

I'm back

oh what's this?

I'm so sorry

we couldn't have any dogs or cats before

but this one is okay

we can look after it together

it's great, did you buy it?

This is fantastic

is it okay here?

Yes

what about here? Let's look after it together

or is it better here?

This way

We should give it a name

look at this, it's so much fun

what should we name the fish?

This is so much fun, look

look, like it's really swimming around

wow, how do they do it?

What about mini Lily?

Mini Lily?

Lily?

Lily?

What?

Is mini Lily better? Or mini haru?

Which one is better?

They're both good

good fish

isn't she, honey?

Look, he's so sleepy

he can't even tie this properly

you two

what's this for?

Look, business is good

excuse me, where's my breakfast?

What's up?

You want something to eat?

I'm making breakfast

oh no

oh no

you two look tired

looks like you had a great time

better than you, he's doing good business

where's xiao ma?

Where did you take him?

Nowhere, we're going to school

school? It's Sunday

is it?

Yes

is it Sunday today?

You don't even know what day it is

what kind of school are you going to?

Old granny works hard

so very hard you see

I say granny, you should tell them

they will be scolded too

they look flat out tired, and I'm busy

you're not taking your studies seriously

now go study

and take off your uniform

I'm going to study at the library

really, are you that studious?

Morning granny

good morning

good kids

delicious

Hello

what?

You're bringing home some dinner?

Hot pot would be nice

okay

bye!

What's up?

So much food

you can't have instant noodles everyday

wow

You bought so much food too

oh you bought a lot too

you're both looking happy

are we having a party?

Why not?

Cool

dad, I'll invite Lily for you

mom, I'll invite xiang for you

let's all have a good time

we should all have a good time together

if it's what makes you happy

let's not make it a bad thing

Our son has matured

I taught him well

I suppose we should just be honest

and not keep things inside right?

Right, so you want to invite Lily?

Sure, there's so much food anyway

tell xiang to come too

ok

Okthen...

Let's call

ok, let's call them

'Why am I stumbling?'

'i lose myself pursuing you'

'why am I drifting?'

'the mere thought of you hurts me'

'aii love songs would sound the same'

'if you are still staying in the past'

'would you like to go back in time?'

'i thought we would be together forever'

who will sing about the memories left behind?'

'who will sing our old love song?'

'there's only melancholy left if we can't sing about love'

'slowly I recall'

'slowly I despair'

'slowly'

'only confusion left'

Big girl Lily

What did you pray for?

For everyone to be safe

oh how cute

come here

you feed the cat too?

I've been doing so for quite a while

really? Me too

you too?

Yes

no wonder, I keep thinking

where did all these pet food come from?

I wonder who's going to feed them now

lang maybe

xiao Yang can do it too

true

here, you take the umbrella

I'm going this way

but it's raining heavily

it's fine, it's so close, just a few steps away

here, take it

alright

we'll have dinner some time...

Sure

Take care

alright

bye

bye

Two dads

two moms

I told them they should love each other still

that's good

I worry that I am just pretending

I don't want to remember too much

so I deliberately...

Don't think about it

I should find some quiet place and be alone

Will you miss me?

Will you still love me?

Nutcase

Want some meatball soup?

Or pig liver soup?

Pig liver soup again

Which place is better?

The one where I had the accident

Where are we going later?

Take care of her for me

granny

do me a favor

what favor?

Give blackie to Michael for me

does Michael want him?

Yes

hey this is all dried up

I say this is all dried up

well you'll take care of it from now on

how am I supposed to sell this?

I'm off sis

no thanks

take care of my sister

Yang zhi-hao

you take care of yourself

your scooter is ready

the horn is a gift from four eyes. We've installed it

thanks

here are some helmets for you

What are you doing?

Getting on

no, don't

hey

it's weird with you in front

how so?

Let's go

let's go

bye

Not so fast, slow down

'a promise from a former lover'

'is like a slap in the face'

'and for many years afterward'

'i am ostracized from their tender love'

'i am not forgiven'

aren't you singing?

What?

Are you singing along now?

Who's singing along?

I heard you humming just now

be quiet, you really are annoying

let me think

'the moment you leave'

'the moment you leave, I will never see you'

have you lost your mind?

Since you're leaving

I'll recite it again for you

you're so annoying

'your radiant smile'

'I'll embrace you even if you're full of lies'

don't be gone long

shut up

hey

hello

he lost his shoe

fuck! Idiot!

Moron

it really hurts

are you hurt?

Why did you stand up for no reason?

I'm always this tall

moron

yeah, your girlfriend

I'm off

can I have her back?

Bye

be careful

here you go

take it

I don't want anything

I'm moving bravely on

let's shake on it then

alright, off you go, bye

bye

bye

Help

I don't know if I'm out of gas or what

where did you come from?

From over there, I got here by accident

go back now, it's dangerous here

you'll get a ticket for riding here

really?

Hurry, go back down

alright

forget about starting it up

do you have a battery charger?

My phone is flat also

battery charger?

For a cell phone

why don't you give it to me?

I'll charge it for you at home

really?

Really

you haven't got one with you?

I'm screwed

I'm off

good luck!