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Huh?
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Stupid old couch.
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Aah! What the...
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Hmm.
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I always wondered what was down here.
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You weren't worth the trouble up there,
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and you aren't worth
the trouble down here.
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- Homer.
- Huh?
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It's me, kiddo.
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The Mick.
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My Mickey Mantle rookie card.
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The greatest treasure of my youth.
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I'm still in mint condition.
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- Huh?
- Do you know how rare...
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- Aah!
- Mm.
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My Rubik's Cube!
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The greatest treasure of my youth.
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Let's see here.
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No-good pile of garbage!
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Not the first time I've heard that.
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Ha!
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I know that voice.
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ALF. Oh, ALF,
you were canceled too soon.
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No, Homer, I was canceled
at exactly the right time.
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Homer.
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Homer, where are you?
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Darn. I guess I should go.
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Go? Ha!
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You're part of the couch now.
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Part of the couch.
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- Aah!
- The key to solving me is patience.
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Never!
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What is this thread?
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This couch is falling apart.
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Hmm.
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- Whoa.
- Home again, safe and sound.
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Hey, knock it off.
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Aah!
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It's a fire!
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Oh, my God, oh, my God!
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At the Flanders'.
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Flanders? Go back to sleep.
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Ned, what's wrong?
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I don't know.
Guess God just loves to test me.
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Oh, look, here comes a truck.
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Lord, thank you for this
tree that I'm about to hit.
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I found a pregnancy test.
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Yay!
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How you doin'?
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Ned Flanders, is everything okay?
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Well, let's just say I may be okily,
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but I'm definitely not dokily.
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Aw. Dang it.
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You've got to tell someone what's wrong.
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Maybe we can discuss it
right now over cocoa.
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Sure. Just let me get the mail.
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Aah!
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Do you ever question your life, Marge?
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You ever say,
"What's the point of going to church
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this Tuesday?"
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- What?
- Sorry, sorry.
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I've been going through a lot of stress.
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Losing my hair where it counts most.
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A postiche.
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That's right. It converts to eyebrows.
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It all started back when I
was briefly Bart's teacher.
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You were Bart's teacher?
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Oh, yes, I was.
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You can look it up.
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C, A, D, F, 12.
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Those were his grades and
the days he was absent.
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C, A, D, F, 12.
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Geez, I really don't recall that.
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Well, that job meant something to me.
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It-it-it truly did.
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Anyway, one day...
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This was right before the Supreme Court
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ignored the Constitution
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and blessedly let God
back in the schools.
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Class, with all the troubles
in the world today, uh,
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I'd like you to pause and take a moment
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of silent contemplation.
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Teacher, who should I pray to?
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Don't say Jesus. Don't say Jesus.
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Jesus. Pray to Jesus.
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Okay, pal, hold it right there.
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This is a public school.
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No trying to save sinners!
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Uh, y-yes, sir.
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Are you praying for my soul right now?
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- I am.
- That is the one and only thing
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I can punish you for.
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Get out!
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Get out and stay out!
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God loves you.
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Nobody loves Willie!
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I'd lost two wives, two jobs.
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I desperately needed to hit
the pews and talk to the Lord,
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but, uh, no such luck.
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Then I saw a Catholic church.
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Normally not a kneeler,
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but, uh, beggars can't be choosers.
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Can I help you, my friend?
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What brings you here in such agita?
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Oh, nothing you haven't heard before.
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Out of work. Single father with two boys
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full of mischief and mayhem.
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Did you just blink?
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No.
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Maybe I could help you.
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I'm always looking
for new opportunities.
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I could be... what do they call it...
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your angel investor.
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My associates,
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Mr. Rude and Dr. Jerkov.
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- Whoa.
- Whoa! Look at me, I'm a doctor.
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Now, what is it that you do?
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I sell left-handed merchandise.
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You don't say. I was left-handed myself
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until the nuns beat it out of me.
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Perhaps you and I could
go into business together.
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I back your store and you
show your appreciation
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at a later date.
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This date may never come,
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but, actually, it will.
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And surprisingly soon.
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Won't you accept help
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from a sinister source?
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Well, I...
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"Sinister" meaning "left-handed."
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Well, sir, you seem like a godly man,
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and I'm a wee bit desperate.
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Let me do my due diligence
and get back to you.
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You do your due.
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You went into business with the Mob?
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I googled him.
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It said "legitimate business."
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I never dreamed the Internet would lie.
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Stupid, stupid, stupid Flanders.
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At first, it was too good to be true.
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Buy the scissors.
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But I'm right-handed.
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- How'd you like to be no-handed?
- Mm.
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In my new Leftorium,
all was right.
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And I did something
I hadn't done in, uh,
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I don't know how long.
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God help me, I smiled.
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Flanders is in trouble with the Mob.
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Finally, he does something cool.
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Ned, no offense, but how could
you get mixed up with Fat Tony?
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I mean, that sounds
like something I would do.
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You're right.
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Homer is stupid, all right.
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"PhD" is how he spells "food".
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All right, I'm stupid. That's enough.
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Eh, it's funny.
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It's true... I do trust everyone I meet.
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But I did ask some probing questions.
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Buona fortuna. Things are good?
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Uh, little too good.
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So, I must ask, uh,
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are you a good fella?
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A goodfella?
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Indeed I am.
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And I heard you're a wise guy.
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Some call me such.
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I have to run an errand.
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Come with me.
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You're a little light.
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Take-a my hat.
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Take-a my second hat.
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Uh, take-a my bald wig.
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Ooh, if I knew that
mobsters like Italian food,
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I would have-a stuck to the sushi.
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I used to cut-uh the
fish and make-uh the rice
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and serve-uh the fish
and chop-uh the thing.
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They took me in as one of their own.
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? The record shows ?
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? We took the blows ?
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? And, Lord, we did it Thy ?
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? Way. ?
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- This guy.
- This guy.
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No, this guy.
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Am I right?
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I used to be this guy.
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We had some of the most
intimate and vague conversations
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I've ever been a part of.
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So, did that thing
go down with our friend?
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If you replace "that thing"
with "ice pick,"
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"our friend" with "Benny the Barber"
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and "down" with "into his eyeball,"
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you may have your answer.
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Did I miss anything?
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We've been talking
about a lot of murders.
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Eh, I mean, nothing.
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- Something wrong, T?
- Business difficulties.
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Time for another IKEA run.
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Want to talk about it?
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You know, I will talk about it. To you.
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I have many operations.
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One of those is, um, selling medicine
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to, um, patients on the street,
as it were.
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Aw.
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But a rival, shall we say,
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pharmacist from New Jersey
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is trying to put the squeeze on me.
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We may have to
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go to the mattresses.
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Well, a healthy night's
sleep is always important,
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but I think you'd feel a lot better
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if you did a few exercises from this,
uh, self-esteem workbook.
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Che diavolo!
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See, you can pencil your way
out of your "maze of miseries,"
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draw a little frowny
face for self-expression.
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Come on, you know you wanna.
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I don't wanna.
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Yes, you do.
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All right, all right,
I'll draw the freakin' frown.
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What do you know.
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I actually feel better.
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You just gave me the kiss of death.
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And a pinch to grow an inch.
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Then that wonderful
summer ended in a fall.
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She walked in.
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- What do you want?
- Hi.
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I'm selling band candy and
I only need 2,000 more boxes
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to go on a trip to Cincinnati
and then I'll be on my way.
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No trouble.
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Mr. Flanders?
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Come with me.
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You, the best man on our block,
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accidentally joined a criminal gang?
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Criminals? Criminals?!
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Oh, my God.
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I see it all now.
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Well, you've got to get out of there.
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So, Ned, who is this young lady
who has seen a lot
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and possibly too much?
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Just leave me alone,
Little Miss Busybody.
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I find a place where I'm welcome,
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but you know what's best for me.
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- I just meant...
- Well, maybe the real criminal
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is the neighbor who borrows
my stuff and never returns it.
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Your dad has my garage door opener.
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- Why?
- Okay. Geez.
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Just trying to sell band candy.
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Put me down for a dozen.
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Now scoot.
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Oh...
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Um... My friend,
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do you mind if I have a word with you,
uh, about, uh...
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Hell?
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Language. You disrespect this photo,
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which I believe to be my mother.
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Well sir,
I'll just come right out and say it.
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You, my friend, are a rotten tomato.
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Let me explain something to you.
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You have aligned yourself
with a secretive organization
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with many, many traditions
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we are not proud of.
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I know. You're Catholic.
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You do not know.
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You have joined "this thing of ours."
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What thing of yours?
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You know the thing.
275
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I don't know the thing.
You people are less direct
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than a corkscrew.
277
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What the... No. Whackery?
278
00:12:53,881 --> 00:12:56,548
Well, as I told the people
at Equinox health clubs,
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no matter what I signed, I want out.
280
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- _
- Oh!
281
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I'm afraid from our association
282
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there is only one way out.
283
00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:13,306
Just checking...
uh, what floor are we on?
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First.
285
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I'll pay for the window!
286
00:13:17,145 --> 00:13:20,906
So, for safety,
I sent my boys to their grandpawpaw.
287
00:13:20,908 --> 00:13:24,226
And thank You, Lord,
for the macaroni and the cheese.
288
00:13:24,228 --> 00:13:26,895
And God bless the little
strings on our bananas.
289
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Oh, man, oh, man.
290
00:13:28,323 --> 00:13:31,583
How did my family tree
get such square roots?
291
00:13:31,585 --> 00:13:34,720
But as for me,
I'm gonna tough this out at home.
292
00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,692
Okay. Time for plan B:
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asylum at the Church.
294
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- _
- Oh, dear God.
295
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Papa just got himself
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- a new set of trains.
- _
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All right.
Let's see what we've got here.
298
00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,116
I-I don't know, Lou.
299
00:14:21,118 --> 00:14:23,727
That yellow tape clearly says,
"do not cross."
300
00:14:23,729 --> 00:14:25,896
Uh, that doesn't apply to cops, Chief.
301
00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:28,983
I just want to know where
the hell is Ned Flanders.
302
00:14:34,815 --> 00:14:37,299
Now, Flanders,
in the spirit of neighborliness,
303
00:14:37,301 --> 00:14:40,485
you can hide in our garage until, uh...
304
00:14:40,487 --> 00:14:41,912
how does Thursday sound?
305
00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:45,065
- Today's Thursday.
- You're welcome.
306
00:14:45,993 --> 00:14:49,645
Poor Ned.
At least my kids are safe. Sort of.
307
00:14:50,266 --> 00:14:52,331
- Oh, yeah.
- Mmm.
308
00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:54,149
So, tough day at work?
309
00:14:54,151 --> 00:14:55,259
No chitchat.
310
00:14:58,669 --> 00:14:59,763
Where is he?
311
00:15:00,152 --> 00:15:02,099
- Where is who?
- You know who.
312
00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:04,159
I'm just a stupid nobody who
doesn't have any Flanders.
313
00:15:04,161 --> 00:15:06,495
I mean answers.
I mean answers about Flanders.
314
00:15:06,497 --> 00:15:08,831
You can't choke me from behind
if I'm standing in front of you.
315
00:15:12,232 --> 00:15:14,028
Ooh.
316
00:15:15,189 --> 00:15:16,221
Oh.
317
00:15:16,423 --> 00:15:17,781
My friend, if you know something
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00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:19,341
and withhold from us,
319
00:15:19,343 --> 00:15:21,768
it will not go well.
320
00:15:21,770 --> 00:15:23,103
Mmm.
321
00:15:23,105 --> 00:15:26,365
What he means is... Oh, crap,
322
00:15:26,367 --> 00:15:28,000
my fingernails are too sharp!
323
00:15:28,944 --> 00:15:30,369
Aah! I can't see!
324
00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:34,574
Oh, you did good, Homer.
325
00:15:34,609 --> 00:15:37,134
You didn't stop them,
but you made them very mad.
326
00:15:42,958 --> 00:15:45,291
We got him now as long
as he don't look back.
327
00:15:45,293 --> 00:15:48,220
With that fat neck? Fuhgeddaboudit.
328
00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:12,119
Oh, how many dinners can this guy have?
329
00:16:12,121 --> 00:16:14,287
He eats more than Frankie Eats Too Much.
330
00:16:14,289 --> 00:16:16,623
Our nicknames... they're so judgmental.
331
00:16:33,216 --> 00:16:36,292
Oh. Oh, God. Oh God. Where's Ned?
332
00:16:36,294 --> 00:16:37,869
I don't know. I came back
333
00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:40,463
to bring him fresh towels
and he disappeared.
334
00:16:40,465 --> 00:16:42,315
He wouldn't just leave
without drying himself off.
335
00:16:42,317 --> 00:16:44,559
He wouldn't!
336
00:16:44,561 --> 00:16:46,211
No Flanders!
337
00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:48,880
And who knew fatso had such a hot wife.
338
00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:50,382
Eh, it's a sitcom thing.
339
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:52,717
King of Queens, Fred Flintstone,
340
00:16:52,719 --> 00:16:53,994
Timmy and Lassie.
341
00:16:53,996 --> 00:16:55,478
Such a beautiful dog.
342
00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:59,207
Where the hell would Flanders go?
343
00:17:13,015 --> 00:17:15,498
Well, this would be
a good time for a prayer.
344
00:17:16,171 --> 00:17:17,759
Let's see.
345
00:17:17,761 --> 00:17:21,079
May I suggest a prayer from
the Klingon Language Bible?
346
00:17:25,568 --> 00:17:27,176
Even I think this is idiotic.
347
00:17:27,178 --> 00:17:28,778
Eh, good luck.
348
00:17:30,630 --> 00:17:31,898
_
349
00:17:35,704 --> 00:17:37,278
Why are you here?
350
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:41,208
Because, deep down,
I believe you are a good man, Fat Tony.
351
00:17:41,210 --> 00:17:43,359
The...
Well, that's not your Christian name.
352
00:17:43,361 --> 00:17:45,545
Let me call you... Anthony.
353
00:17:45,547 --> 00:17:47,196
Anthony.
354
00:17:47,198 --> 00:17:49,457
Mama used to call me that.
355
00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:51,367
Mm-hmm. And a man who loves his mother
356
00:17:51,369 --> 00:17:53,720
as much as you do can't be all bad.
357
00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:56,539
Mommy.
358
00:17:56,541 --> 00:17:59,392
And someone who bought
that much band candy
359
00:17:59,394 --> 00:18:02,044
must have a very soft heart.
360
00:18:02,046 --> 00:18:03,730
Maybe I like candy.
361
00:18:03,732 --> 00:18:05,139
You are right.
362
00:18:05,141 --> 00:18:08,309
I'm hard on the outside
and soft on the inside.
363
00:18:08,311 --> 00:18:11,479
Like the world's most murderous cannoli.
364
00:18:11,481 --> 00:18:14,574
Knew it.
Repeat after me: I believe in God.
365
00:18:14,576 --> 00:18:16,910
I believe in God.
366
00:18:16,912 --> 00:18:18,486
The creator almighty.
367
00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:20,229
The creator almighty.
368
00:18:20,231 --> 00:18:22,749
Maker of Heaven and Earth.
369
00:18:22,751 --> 00:18:24,476
Maker of Heaven and Earth!
370
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:26,494
And so on and so forth!
371
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:32,884
Now, take my hand in loving friendship.
372
00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:36,412
Okay, kill him.
373
00:18:36,414 --> 00:18:38,247
- What?
- I'm sorry, Ned.
374
00:18:38,249 --> 00:18:40,508
But this is the business we've chosen.
375
00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:42,693
Although you were tricked into it.
376
00:18:42,695 --> 00:18:43,845
That's on me.
377
00:18:44,349 --> 00:18:46,331
Any last requests?
378
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:47,941
Eh, just one.
379
00:18:47,943 --> 00:18:49,276
Can I remove my mustache?
380
00:18:49,278 --> 00:18:52,195
I... I want to be
clean-shaven for the Lord.
381
00:18:55,842 --> 00:18:57,509
He's wearin' a wire! Aah!
382
00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:00,011
I told you to pat down his schnozz!
383
00:19:07,704 --> 00:19:11,447
This whole time,
you've been working for the G.
384
00:19:11,449 --> 00:19:12,966
Not the whole time.
385
00:19:12,968 --> 00:19:14,375
But once a certain young lady
386
00:19:14,377 --> 00:19:16,469
pulled the wool from my eyes...
387
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:19,973
- I'd like to be a snitch.
- Okay.
388
00:19:19,975 --> 00:19:21,866
But if things go south and
we have to pull you out,
389
00:19:21,868 --> 00:19:24,627
you're gonna wind up
Mr. John Smith in Utah.
390
00:19:24,629 --> 00:19:26,980
Oh, that's a dream I've always had.
391
00:19:27,270 --> 00:19:29,316
I loved you, man.
392
00:19:29,318 --> 00:19:31,675
You didn't even remember my birthday.
393
00:19:31,677 --> 00:19:32,894
I sent you a card.
394
00:19:32,896 --> 00:19:35,155
Belatedly.
395
00:19:39,661 --> 00:19:41,386
- Flanders.
- Simpson.
396
00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:43,221
I'm proud of you, man.
397
00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:44,906
I can't believe someone in this town
398
00:19:44,908 --> 00:19:46,816
finally put that guy in jail.
399
00:19:46,818 --> 00:19:48,576
- Yeah.
- What's wrong?
400
00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:50,486
Well, I miss 'em a little.
401
00:19:50,488 --> 00:19:52,897
That guy can really kiss.
402
00:19:52,899 --> 00:19:56,209
Stupid Flanders, you're a brave man.
403
00:19:57,046 --> 00:19:58,327
I'm nothing special.
404
00:19:58,329 --> 00:20:00,830
I take my shower in the
dark just like anybody else.
405
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:18,013
I can't believe it. Pushin' books.
And they're all Y.A.
406
00:20:18,015 --> 00:20:19,591
The Fault in Our Stars.
407
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:22,093
Only one person dies and
they don't even get whacked.
408
00:20:22,095 --> 00:20:24,371
I did like Divergent.
Lot of people get whacked.
409
00:20:24,373 --> 00:20:27,599
This is gonna be one long 15-to-life.
410
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,526
Idiota!
411
00:21:19,525 --> 00:21:21,848
_
412
00:21:22,822 --> 00:21:23,847
Shh!
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00:21:27,029 --> 00:21:29,928
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