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- See that private school
education paid off.
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- It's called a political conscience, ed.
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You wouldn't understand.
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- Called vandalism.
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- You know, it'll be people like you first
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against the wall when
the revolution comes.
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- People like us, you mean.
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Working class
is a state of mind.
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- Tell that to the working class.
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You know, this type of
anti-social behavior
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is text book acting out.
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Do you need hug?
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- Get off.
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Why can't you take me seriously?
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- I do just not very.
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You've got that face.
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You know I don't like it
when you get that face.
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You stop that face right now Dylan.
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- Oh, grow a pair, you
great steaming Nancy.
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- Dylan, that wasn't a dare.
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Dylan, stop, Dylan.
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Stop Dylan.
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Absolutely do not do that Dylan whiteman.
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- How are we gonna smash the state
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if you always do what
they tell you, Eddie.
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- Dylan, this is gonna be three strikes.
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Three strikes.
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- Viva la revolution.
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- Dylan.
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- Crap my life.
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Leg it.
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- Oi.
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J” it's one, it's Friday and
you know what that means j”
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j” when you work for the weekend j”
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j'and live for the dream j”
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j” you can Rob a car j”
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j” drive to wua j”
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j” nobody can stop you,
nobody can say anything j”
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j'at allj'
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j'anything j”
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j” find yourself humming a guitar tune j”
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j” while your life's running run j”
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j” reliving your youth j”
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j” you could leave it all I
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j” break away and cut loose j”
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j” drum right on my plain old
dig and bunch of balloons j”
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j” yeah anything j”
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j'at allj'
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j'anything j”
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j” you on the floor on a Friday night j”
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j” shots at the bar till
we feel all right j”
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j” one last time before we got to go j”
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j” one last laugh before
you carry me home j”
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j” we'll never go home yeah j”
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j” one last shot, propping up the bar j”
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j” one last shot before we fall apart j”
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j” we'll never go home yeah j”
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j” one last shot, propping up the bar j”
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j” one last shot before we fall apart j”
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j” we'll never go home, oh
no we'll never go home j”
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I oh no, we'll never go home j”
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- There's no designation zero zero nine
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rules zed Alpha.
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You stand accused of
rebellion against the laws
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of the galaxy,
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and I find you guilty, guilty.
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- Guilty.
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- We recognize no law.
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We follow where chaos leads us.
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- Your kind are pestilence
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spreading death and
destruction across the stars.
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For the benefit of sane
life forms everywhere,
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you will be executed,
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and your metal reduced
to inanimate sludge.
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Disintegrate her.
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- Chaos provides.
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Maximum power restore.
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- Do you wanna go to jail?
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- Can't be worse than boarding school.
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- Yeah, I'm preti'y sure it can.
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- I'm just making a statement.
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You know, driving my point home.
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- What point?
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You have no point,
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you are, in fact, completely pointless.
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- Maybe my point is there is no point.
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- You're such an ati'ention seeker.
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Here's Dylan choking on a cigar,
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waving her flame thrower around
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and then you act all surprised
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that everything's on,
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you act all surprised
everything's on fire.
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- It's just how I express.
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It's not my fault we get oppressed for it.
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- Is this who you wanna
be when you grow up?
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Dick head.
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Ow.
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- Anarchists, eh?
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Hey, I'm Rick.
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I'm in a band.
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- Oh, fuck off.
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- Ignore rebel without a clue.
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She doesn't get enough affection.
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- Oh, you can fuck off too.
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- Wearing one of my t shirts.
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- No, I'm not.
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I'm wearing one of myt shirts.
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- One of my designs.
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I designed this one.
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Anarchy rules with a zed.
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- You did not design
the symbol for anarchy.
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- He might have, how would you know?
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- Oh, what has happened to your brain?
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- Vandalism, resisting arrest,
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assaulting a police officer,
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now that's quite an
accomplishment for one night,
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even for you two.
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- It's called freedom of expression, Sam..
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- Shut up.
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Goog le it.
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- Oh.
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Hey, man, sup?
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It's called felony,
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and it usually comes with jail time,
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but lucky for you too,
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all charges have been dropped
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and you're free to go.
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- Dropped, how?
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- Stop talking.
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Just say thank you to the nice policeman
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for not puti'ing us in jail.
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- Please.
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Don't thank me.
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- You're in a lot of trouble young lady.
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- Crap my life.
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- Put you in private schools
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and this is what they turn out,
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your mother would roll in her grave.
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- She'd understand.
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She wasn't a fascist.
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- I'm just gonna not be here.
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- You're not a damn kid anymore, Dylan.
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It's time you started thinking
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about the consequences of your actions.
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I'm running on a law and order platform,
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for Christ's sake.
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- Sorry to be an embarrassment.
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- The next time you screw up,
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you're on your own.
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J” sing sing after you sing j”
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- What the smeg?
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There's aren't normal
nocturnal lights, velma.
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Genuine ufos, possibly containing genuine
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liti'le green men.
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Remember, the prime directive.
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J” acceptance of evil now I
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j” hang rock, killj'
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j” we're not saying j”
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j” saving up for the, saving them j”
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- what's the matter?
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What's eating you?
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Shit, that was close.
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Hey.
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Oh, bitch face
letting you go early?
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Ha ha ha.
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She's letting me work from home.
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- Wow, she's getting soft.
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Must have gota root or something.
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- Wow, you just made me wanna puke
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until I pass out.
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Help me.
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- Whoa.
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- You all right?
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- Feed me.
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- She's hungry.
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- I've only really been
eating from that side.
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- Help me get her up.
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It's all right, we've got you.
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It's all right.
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- Chaos infinitum.
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I the devil in a pretty
gown free, that's me I
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j” with a little bird with a pesky beak j”
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j” liti'le bitty nothing
and the poppy front j”
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j” I'm not fucking no boys j”
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j” I'm gonna run you down j”
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j” all these liti'le scouts j”
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j” pretty's gonna get you I
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j” gonna cut her off j”
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j” pretty's gonna get you I
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j” soueeze some dynamite j”
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j” pretty's gonna get you I
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j” probably before a
massacre happens tonight j”
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- They're good, don't you think?
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- Yeah, if you like piss way posers.
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Oh look, her comes Dixie now.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hi.
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- My two favorite anarchists.
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All right, you made it out of Scarlet 13.
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- Yes.
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- Yeah.
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- We know how to work the system.
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- Yeah.
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- Anarchy.
- Yeah.
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- Your sound was just so...
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Sonic.
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- Thanks, babe.
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You gota favorite song?
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- Yeah.
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You know that one about the puppy farms.
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Like puppy farming is
so wrong, am I right, d?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Yes.
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- Gotta love those puppies.
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- There's one of those puppy farms
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just down the road.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- No.
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Oh my god, I didn't know that.
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It's terrible.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah, it
makes me so mad, you know,
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I made at shirt especially.
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- Wow.
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- Yeah.
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- Oh, gee, that'll learn 'em.
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- Yeah, hey, that's just stage one,
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stage two is the raid.
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- Raid?
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- Done it before, free the puppies.
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- That sounds exciting.
- Yeah.
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- Can we help?
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- We.
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- Shut up, Dylan.
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Yeah, we'd do anything to help the poor
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liti'le defenseless liti'le puppies.
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- Why do you keep saying we?
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Could be a little dangerous.
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- That's okay.
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- I actually...
- You know?
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- Know kung fu.
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- Well.
- So.
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- Hey, maybe we could
case the joint, you know,
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if you're keen?
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Oh, I'm keen all right.
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- Oh my god, she's keen for your cock.
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It's as plain as the face
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on a Bulgarian pin up.
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- Could you just excuse
me just for one second?
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Oh, my boots.
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- Can you pick us up from my place?
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J” you can't find me I
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- Feed me, drown me.
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Chaos.
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Infinitum.
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- Fucking senorita, you dumb cunt, god.
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Ugh, idiot.
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Now, what's on the menu for today?
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Ah, a bit of pebo, hit
'em high, hit 'em low,
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hit 'em with your old pebo.
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Oh, no, wait, I know,
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how abouta maybe she's born with it,
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maybe it's maybelline, yes.
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All righty, then, who's next?
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- Chaos provides.
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- You've been trying on
hats for like, 300 hours.
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How can it matter how
much what's on your head?
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- It's called style, Dylan,
you wouldn't understand.
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- You don't care what
happens at a puppy farm.
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Probably don't even know, I bet.
267
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- Yeah, I do know.
268
00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:51,839
It's where they grow all the puppies.
269
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,300
I'm joking.
270
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:58,679
I know allabout it, I
picked up this leaflet.
271
00:18:58,971 --> 00:18:59,971
- Oh.
272
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:04,268
- Oh my god, Dylan, what is your problem?
273
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:06,645
A little break and enter,
274
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,773
damaging corporate property,
275
00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:11,233
rescuing poor little oppressed puppies,
276
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,325
thought this would be
right up your flag pole.
277
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,030
- I'm the one that gets
us into trouble, not you.
278
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,824
You're ruining my sense of self.
279
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:22,745
You know, there are other ways to get him
280
00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:24,681
to stick it in you a
wriggle it around a bit.
281
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,749
- Oh, stop.
282
00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:28,376
Look, if you won't do it for me,
283
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,503
will you do it for the puppies?
284
00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:42,598
- Come on, let's free
these fucking puppies, now.
285
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:46,769
- Ooh, how do I look?
286
00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:48,104
- Like a bitch in heat.
287
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,471
- This is bigger than roswell,
288
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:25,975
this is bigger than roswell and
whistle and Brazil combined.
289
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,315
Get a grip, velma.
290
00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:38,738
Play your cards right,
291
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:42,524
you'll be on the cover of
disclosure magazine for sure.
292
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,518
- This is the place.
293
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:11,061
We're here.
294
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:18,652
- What is it?
295
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,070
- Lysergic acid.
296
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:23,364
Beti'er not.
297
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:25,909
- No?
298
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:30,498
- I'm really good, thank you.
299
00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:33,334
- Let's go.
300
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:00,277
Down, down.
301
00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:01,838
The security guard's not at the front,
302
00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:03,262
that gives us exactly four minutes.
303
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:04,800
If either of you see or hear anything,
304
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:05,866
give me the signal.
305
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:06,867
- What signal?
306
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,159
- Ca caw.
307
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:09,744
- Ca caw?
308
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:14,041
- Let's go.
309
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:22,174
Bolt cutters.
310
00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:23,008
- I can't even do my own laundry,
311
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:24,500
why would I have bolt cutters?
312
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:26,303
- I said come equipped.
313
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,806
- I did, I brought this.
314
00:22:29,098 --> 00:22:31,600
- We can't open that with this.
315
00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:33,227
- Give me one of your hair pins.
316
00:22:34,979 --> 00:22:36,981
- I don't have any.
317
00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:47,199
So what do we do when we get inside?
318
00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:50,136
- We find the evidence to close down
319
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,160
this torture factory.
320
00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:53,860
- I thought it was a puppy farm.
321
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:56,584
- Didn't you read my leaflet?
322
00:22:57,626 --> 00:22:58,919
- I skimmed part of it.
323
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:00,211
- We're in.
324
00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:29,116
Did anyone else hear that?
325
00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:33,097
- You sure you know where we're going?
326
00:23:33,162 --> 00:23:34,580
I feel like we're definitely lost.
327
00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:36,999
Is that a map?
328
00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:40,419
Oh my god, thank god, you brought a map.
329
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:44,465
- This isn't a map.
330
00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:47,426
It's a blueprint of a
romulan space vagina.
331
00:23:49,303 --> 00:23:50,303
- What do we do now?
332
00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:53,097
- Let's go over here.
333
00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:17,164
Oh.
334
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:17,998
What?
335
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,330
Oh crap my life.
336
00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:22,753
- Oh.
- Oh my god.
337
00:24:23,045 --> 00:24:24,230
- I thought you had done this before.
338
00:24:24,254 --> 00:24:25,339
- I have, I have.
339
00:24:25,631 --> 00:24:26,173
- What do you mean?
340
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:27,841
- I just don't know, no, no.
341
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:29,385
- Get your shit together.
342
00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:30,386
- Don't know what it's like...
343
00:24:30,678 --> 00:24:31,387
- Ca caw.
344
00:24:31,679 --> 00:24:32,388
- Not now Eddie.
345
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:33,680
- No, I mean, ca caw.
346
00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:41,814
- Look, lady, we don't want any trouble,
347
00:24:42,106 --> 00:24:44,942
but there's three of
us and only one of you.
348
00:24:45,234 --> 00:24:47,361
-And I know kung fu.
349
00:24:47,653 --> 00:24:49,029
- So we can do this the easy way
350
00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:50,321
or the hard way.
351
00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:52,282
Your call.
352
00:24:57,663 --> 00:24:58,663
- The easy way.
353
00:25:22,813 --> 00:25:24,732
- There's no reception.
354
00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:44,376
- Bomb.
- Yes.
355
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:20,037
- Rick, do something.
356
00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:35,427
Oh, should have been more specific.
357
00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:38,639
- Dylan.
358
00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:55,114
- Fuck you.
359
00:27:01,245 --> 00:27:03,080
- What the hell?
- What?
360
00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:16,635
- This is bullshit, why
won't you die, bitch?
361
00:27:17,594 --> 00:27:18,738
- We've goti'a get out of here.
362
00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:19,781
- But what about the puppies?
363
00:27:19,805 --> 00:27:21,515
- Fuck the puppies.
364
00:27:23,851 --> 00:27:25,519
- Wait, Dylan, Dylan.
365
00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:26,353
- What?
366
00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:27,187
- What about Rick?
367
00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:28,021
- Screw that guy, he's on his own.
368
00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:28,897
- No, you don't understand.
369
00:27:29,189 --> 00:27:30,189
He's got the car keys.
370
00:27:31,692 --> 00:27:32,901
- Crap my life.
371
00:27:34,278 --> 00:27:35,278
All right, come on.
372
00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:49,751
- So who's next?
373
00:27:51,879 --> 00:27:53,964
Eenie, meenie, minie, you.
374
00:28:03,265 --> 00:28:04,933
Taco, naohos.
375
00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:06,351
Oh crap.
376
00:28:24,578 --> 00:28:25,578
- Ca caw.
377
00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:47,601
- Are you eating a puppy?
378
00:28:47,893 --> 00:28:50,437
- I was hungry, do you want some?
379
00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:52,731
- You're eating chemicals
I've injected into those.
380
00:28:53,023 --> 00:28:55,067
They're not organic or
free range or nothing.
381
00:28:55,984 --> 00:28:56,984
Just ugh.
382
00:28:58,111 --> 00:28:59,780
Yuck.
383
00:29:05,202 --> 00:29:06,620
- Good luck.
384
00:29:43,031 --> 00:29:44,700
- What the hell is she doing?
385
00:29:44,992 --> 00:29:46,326
- I don't know.
386
00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:47,637
So long as whatever that is
387
00:29:47,661 --> 00:29:50,247
stays away from us, I don't care.
388
00:29:50,539 --> 00:29:51,707
Come on, let's go find prick.
389
00:29:51,999 --> 00:29:52,999
- You mean Rick?
390
00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:54,250
- I know what I mean.
391
00:29:55,669 --> 00:29:57,838
Chicken shit could be anywhere.
392
00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:01,174
This place is creepy.
393
00:30:03,010 --> 00:30:04,010
- Ca caw.
394
00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:05,846
Ca caw.
395
00:30:10,934 --> 00:30:11,643
- Are you high?
396
00:30:11,935 --> 00:30:12,602
- I'm doing the plan.
397
00:30:12,894 --> 00:30:14,134
- Is ita plan to get us killed?
398
00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:15,480
- Do we look dead?
399
00:30:15,772 --> 00:30:16,356
- I'm about this close to killing myself.
400
00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:18,528
- Just because it was my
plan and not your plan.
401
00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:19,359
We always have to do what Dylan says.
402
00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:20,920
You always have to be the leader.
403
00:30:20,944 --> 00:30:21,486
- Why don't you stick to
something you're good at,
404
00:30:21,778 --> 00:30:22,904
ed, like matching colors.
405
00:30:23,196 --> 00:30:25,407
Ca caw.
406
00:30:25,699 --> 00:30:27,576
- Ha.
407
00:30:27,868 --> 00:30:29,244
- Don't be smug.
408
00:30:32,456 --> 00:30:34,541
Okay, then, come on, be quiet.
409
00:30:35,459 --> 00:30:36,459
- Ca caw.
410
00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:38,610
- Would you please stop doing that?
411
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:39,837
- Ca caw.
412
00:30:40,047 --> 00:30:41,173
We've gotta do something.
413
00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:43,383
Ca caw.
414
00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:45,927
- Like, I don't know, come
up with an escape plan
415
00:30:46,219 --> 00:30:47,721
or something practical like that.
416
00:30:48,013 --> 00:30:49,013
- Genius.
417
00:30:50,307 --> 00:30:51,892
- I am, thanks for noticing.
418
00:30:52,934 --> 00:30:54,078
- You really think they're aliens?
419
00:30:54,102 --> 00:30:57,105
What do you think they're
gonna do, anal probe us?
420
00:30:58,899 --> 00:31:00,567
- That's an interesting theory.
421
00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:04,695
- No!
422
00:32:07,134 --> 00:32:08,134
- Oh shit.
423
00:32:27,487 --> 00:32:28,487
You've got that face.
424
00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:31,564
You know, I don't like it
when you get that face, Dylan.
425
00:32:33,743 --> 00:32:34,953
- Son of a bitch must pay.
426
00:32:37,247 --> 00:32:39,499
- Dylan, that face always
gets us into trouble.
427
00:32:58,768 --> 00:33:00,353
- That hit the spot.
428
00:33:11,865 --> 00:33:13,074
- Excuse me.
429
00:33:14,034 --> 00:33:15,261
I'd like to distract you for a second.
430
00:33:15,285 --> 00:33:15,952
- From what?
431
00:33:16,244 --> 00:33:17,244
- From me.
432
00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:21,248
- Get off.
433
00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:24,169
- Hey, it worked.
434
00:33:25,754 --> 00:33:26,754
- Piece of piss.
435
00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:29,275
- Yeah, you know, there's
always a simple trick
436
00:33:29,299 --> 00:33:29,841
with these things,
437
00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:30,717
and once you know it it's like...
438
00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:32,469
- Ca caw.
439
00:33:32,761 --> 00:33:36,890
Ca caw.
440
00:33:38,725 --> 00:33:39,725
Ca caw.
441
00:33:40,769 --> 00:33:42,020
- Yo, groomer bitch.
442
00:33:42,312 --> 00:33:43,772
Ca caw.
443
00:33:45,482 --> 00:33:47,275
- Try picking on someone my size.
444
00:33:51,613 --> 00:33:53,990
Hi, I'm Dylan, this is Eddie.
445
00:33:54,282 --> 00:33:55,282
We're here to rescue you.
446
00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:56,076
- Can we just focus?
447
00:33:56,368 --> 00:33:57,494
Let's get out of here.
448
00:33:57,786 --> 00:33:59,037
- Yeah, we're geti'ing to that.
449
00:33:59,329 --> 00:34:00,848
First we can do what we came here to do,
450
00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:03,750
I'm gonna free the damn puppies.
451
00:34:24,646 --> 00:34:25,646
- Oh, the mobile.
452
00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:29,025
- Look, clearly this hunk of
junk isn't going anywhere.
453
00:34:29,317 --> 00:34:30,317
Come on, short round.
454
00:34:30,485 --> 00:34:31,945
- Hold your smoking horses.
455
00:34:32,237 --> 00:34:33,947
I've gotta get the biological samples
456
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:35,949
that are from the crash site.
457
00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:36,783
- What crash site?
458
00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:38,594
No one said anything abouta crash site.
459
00:34:38,618 --> 00:34:40,161
- Listen carefully.
460
00:34:40,453 --> 00:34:43,790
This is a classic close
encounter of the seventh kind.
461
00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:45,202
Based on what I've observed,
462
00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:47,627
there's an extraterrestrial cyborg
463
00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:49,629
and it's casting mind controlling thrall
464
00:34:49,921 --> 00:34:50,921
over everyone.
465
00:34:51,131 --> 00:34:52,131
That's what I guess
466
00:34:52,382 --> 00:34:53,582
until I can analyze everything
467
00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:55,218
with my continuum flux capacitor.
468
00:34:57,137 --> 00:34:58,555
- Are you off your meds?
469
00:34:59,681 --> 00:35:00,681
-I am.
470
00:35:02,225 --> 00:35:03,852
- Yeah, I'd like to go, Dylan, thanks.
471
00:35:04,144 --> 00:35:06,563
- Look, do whatever you need to do faster,
472
00:35:06,855 --> 00:35:08,231
eggplant, you're wasting time.
473
00:35:08,523 --> 00:35:09,608
- You'll thank me later.
474
00:35:09,899 --> 00:35:11,359
This is exactly what we need
475
00:35:11,651 --> 00:35:13,695
to initiate first contact protocols
476
00:35:13,987 --> 00:35:16,906
with our intergalactic interloper.
477
00:35:17,198 --> 00:35:19,326
- Hey, you know, calm your
tits, Princess delusions
478
00:35:19,618 --> 00:35:21,703
of grandeur, alien
interlopers not withstanding,
479
00:35:21,995 --> 00:35:23,389
we're not about to do anything right now
480
00:35:23,413 --> 00:35:24,956
except save our own collective asses.
481
00:35:25,248 --> 00:35:25,790
- Yes.
- You got that?
482
00:35:26,082 --> 00:35:26,750
- Yes.
- Now let's book.
483
00:35:27,042 --> 00:35:28,042
- That means leave.
484
00:35:29,252 --> 00:35:31,838
- Oh shit.
- Robo bitch.
485
00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:33,130
Get them.
486
00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:36,509
- We still have your fucking glasses.
487
00:36:02,327 --> 00:36:04,204
- Is everyone okay?
488
00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:08,667
Where's Rick?
489
00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:10,126
- We'd better go get him.
490
00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:11,753
- Oh, fuck that guy.
491
00:36:12,045 --> 00:36:13,380
- He still has the keys.
492
00:36:13,672 --> 00:36:15,340
- Seriously, fuck that guy.
493
00:36:24,099 --> 00:36:25,099
- He waited.
494
00:36:26,893 --> 00:36:27,893
- Eddie, no.
495
00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:29,687
- Rick.
496
00:36:36,277 --> 00:36:37,570
Oh my god.
497
00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:45,787
How the fuck aren't you dead yet?
498
00:37:43,636 --> 00:37:44,636
Yeah, bitch.
499
00:37:45,430 --> 00:37:46,890
Eddie, use this.
500
00:37:50,685 --> 00:37:52,228
- Fuck yeah.
501
00:38:03,072 --> 00:38:05,450
- How many times for
liti'le worms, bitches.
502
00:38:05,742 --> 00:38:06,785
- Dylan.
- Hey.
503
00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:32,227
Eat this.
504
00:38:55,416 --> 00:38:57,794
- Come on, smack heads.
505
00:39:01,297 --> 00:39:02,297
- Eddie.
506
00:39:04,425 --> 00:39:05,677
Fuck you.
507
00:39:05,969 --> 00:39:07,428
We need more of that slime.
508
00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:09,222
- There is no more slime.
509
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:22,902
Yes.
510
00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,194
- Yes.
511
00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:26,196
Bitch.
512
00:39:27,323 --> 00:39:30,243
- Oh, what are you guys doing?
513
00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:39,710
Dylan!
514
00:39:45,008 --> 00:39:46,134
- Crap, help me!
515
00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:48,219
Oh help.
516
00:40:58,206 --> 00:40:59,374
- Are we clear?
517
00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:02,460
- Yeah, we're clear.
518
00:41:02,752 --> 00:41:04,087
- Where are we gonna go?
519
00:41:04,379 --> 00:41:05,755
We can't go to the police.
520
00:41:06,881 --> 00:41:08,883
They think I'm a crazy person.
521
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:11,844
Here.
522
00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:13,179
Want some?
523
00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:14,180
- No.
524
00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:16,516
- It's good for the thrall.
525
00:41:17,642 --> 00:41:19,268
- Take us to city hall.
526
00:41:24,023 --> 00:41:25,233
Everyone out there seems to be
527
00:41:25,525 --> 00:41:29,028
under some sort of evil mind control.
528
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:30,029
- Mind control?
- No, no.
529
00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:32,323
That's alien thrall.
530
00:41:32,615 --> 00:41:34,742
- Possibly alien thrall, whatever,
531
00:41:35,034 --> 00:41:38,162
and they're all wearing
these cybernetic plugs
532
00:41:38,454 --> 00:41:39,706
in their eyes,
533
00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:42,041
and this Mexican guy killed Rick
534
00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:43,876
with a whipper snipper and...
535
00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:45,168
- With a whipper snipper.
536
00:41:45,211 --> 00:41:45,712
- But then we found this green slime.
537
00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:49,465
- No, no, that's the alien secretions.
538
00:41:49,757 --> 00:41:50,299
- The secretions.
- Yes.
539
00:41:50,591 --> 00:41:51,819
- The green slime.
- And, there was,
540
00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:53,720
- that's non-cybernetic.
- Yes, ah ha.
541
00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:55,680
Green alien slime,
542
00:41:55,972 --> 00:41:57,557
and it pretty much just melted him.
543
00:41:57,849 --> 00:41:58,349
- Ugh, it was like...
544
00:41:58,641 --> 00:41:59,881
- The wicked witch in the west.
545
00:42:00,059 --> 00:42:00,560
- Just like, just got on them
546
00:42:00,852 --> 00:42:02,012
and it was like.
547
00:42:05,982 --> 00:42:06,982
- Anyway.
548
00:42:08,901 --> 00:42:10,069
We're in big trouble.
549
00:42:11,654 --> 00:42:13,364
And we really...
550
00:42:18,244 --> 00:42:21,122
I really need your help.
551
00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:24,374
Please.
552
00:42:29,922 --> 00:42:30,922
Dad.
553
00:42:36,971 --> 00:42:38,473
- Get her out of my sight.
554
00:42:40,141 --> 00:42:41,141
- What, hold on.
- What?
555
00:42:41,350 --> 00:42:42,703
- Wait a minute.
- We've got proof.
556
00:42:42,727 --> 00:42:44,038
- Oh my god.
- What are you doing?
557
00:42:44,062 --> 00:42:44,645
- The spaceships.
- The slime.
558
00:42:44,937 --> 00:42:48,024
- Dad, this is way more important
than your stupid election.
559
00:42:48,316 --> 00:42:48,983
They're probably
going to kill us all.
560
00:42:49,275 --> 00:42:50,627
- Do you realize?
- The aliens are here.
561
00:42:50,651 --> 00:42:51,651
- Excuse me.
- The aliens.
562
00:42:51,736 --> 00:42:53,256
- Help me.
- They're gonna kill us all.
563
00:42:57,784 --> 00:42:58,451
- You don't think I'm
gonna throw the book at you
564
00:42:58,743 --> 00:43:00,119
this time?
565
00:43:00,411 --> 00:43:01,704
- Dad won't let that happen.
566
00:43:03,372 --> 00:43:05,416
- You haven't heard his new slogan?
567
00:43:05,708 --> 00:43:09,212
Well, turns out that no
one is above the law,
568
00:43:10,213 --> 00:43:12,673
and believe it or not,
that includes family.
569
00:43:22,266 --> 00:43:24,185
- Guess you can't fight city hall,
570
00:43:24,477 --> 00:43:26,521
even if your dad is the mayor.
571
00:43:32,026 --> 00:43:33,466
- Has anyone from the animal shelter
572
00:43:33,736 --> 00:43:35,613
called to report a break in or anything?
573
00:43:47,667 --> 00:43:49,507
Have you got in contact
with this Rick guy yet?
574
00:43:55,258 --> 00:43:58,219
Just see if he's got any
friends around town, would you?
575
00:44:01,848 --> 00:44:02,848
- Hello.
576
00:44:04,809 --> 00:44:06,561
- Oh, for fuck's sake.
577
00:44:07,937 --> 00:44:08,956
- We have to find a way of communicating
578
00:44:08,980 --> 00:44:09,647
with the alien.
579
00:44:09,939 --> 00:44:11,149
It's obviously intelligent.
580
00:44:12,066 --> 00:44:14,110
We need to be able to reason with it.
581
00:44:15,653 --> 00:44:18,447
- Well, we're locked up.
582
00:44:18,739 --> 00:44:19,991
- The little eggplant's right.
583
00:44:20,283 --> 00:44:21,993
We need to bust ourselves out of here
584
00:44:22,285 --> 00:44:23,369
and save the world.
585
00:44:23,661 --> 00:44:25,288
We are it.
586
00:44:25,580 --> 00:44:27,957
- Are you stupid?
587
00:44:28,249 --> 00:44:29,929
- Maybe you haven't been paying ati'ention
588
00:44:30,168 --> 00:44:31,544
to current events, but we kicked
589
00:44:31,836 --> 00:44:33,546
some preti'y serious butt back there.
590
00:44:33,838 --> 00:44:34,838
- Yeah, you know what?
591
00:44:35,089 --> 00:44:36,209
And we're lucky to be alive.
592
00:44:36,382 --> 00:44:36,924
This isn't a game.
593
00:44:37,216 --> 00:44:38,402
- I know it's nota game, Dylan.
594
00:44:38,426 --> 00:44:39,426
People are dead,
595
00:44:40,219 --> 00:44:41,379
and more people are gonna die
596
00:44:41,470 --> 00:44:42,972
if we don't do something about it.
597
00:44:44,891 --> 00:44:48,603
- What do I care if some
fucking rich old men
598
00:44:48,895 --> 00:44:51,189
get killed by a cyborg alien?
599
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:53,107
Why should I care about that?
600
00:44:53,399 --> 00:44:56,777
- Jesus Christ, when are
you ever gonna grow up?
601
00:44:57,069 --> 00:44:57,737
- Fuck you.
602
00:44:58,029 --> 00:44:59,029
- Fuck you, Dylan.
603
00:44:59,071 --> 00:45:00,674
You think you're special
just because your mom died
604
00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:02,325
and your dad doesn't love you anymore.
605
00:45:02,617 --> 00:45:04,368
That's not even unusual.
606
00:45:04,660 --> 00:45:06,704
Boo fucking hoo for you.
607
00:45:10,499 --> 00:45:13,169
- Fuck, Eddie, I'm sorry.
608
00:45:13,461 --> 00:45:14,461
- It's fine.
609
00:45:14,670 --> 00:45:15,338
- I just got angry.
610
00:45:15,630 --> 00:45:17,024
- It's fine, just...
- I'm sorry, Eddie.
611
00:45:17,048 --> 00:45:18,048
- Just leave me alone.
612
00:45:18,132 --> 00:45:19,175
- Are you okay?
613
00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:23,220
- Fuck no.
614
00:45:27,225 --> 00:45:27,892
Now we're cool.
615
00:45:28,184 --> 00:45:29,227
We're cool right, yeah?
616
00:45:29,518 --> 00:45:31,020
We're totally fine, you fucking fine.
617
00:45:32,688 --> 00:45:33,688
Fuck.
618
00:45:35,942 --> 00:45:36,942
- Okay.
- Okay?
619
00:45:37,693 --> 00:45:38,693
- Okay.
620
00:45:39,612 --> 00:45:40,612
- Okay.
621
00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:44,533
- Okay.
622
00:45:44,825 --> 00:45:45,368
- Just because you put more a's in there
623
00:45:45,660 --> 00:45:47,245
doesn't make it a threat.
624
00:45:50,581 --> 00:45:52,583
Hat's coming off, bitch.
625
00:46:17,858 --> 00:46:19,527
Time out, time out.
626
00:46:22,780 --> 00:46:23,906
Joke.
627
00:46:27,159 --> 00:46:28,619
Ow.
628
00:46:31,622 --> 00:46:32,164
- Have you had enough yet?
629
00:46:32,456 --> 00:46:34,041
- Yes, I've had enough.
630
00:46:39,714 --> 00:46:40,756
- Eddie.
631
00:46:54,270 --> 00:46:56,147
- God, get off me.
632
00:46:56,439 --> 00:46:57,439
Ow!
633
00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:01,902
Fuck.
634
00:47:34,101 --> 00:47:35,811
- Nice of Rick to show up.
635
00:47:36,103 --> 00:47:37,938
- Singers don't rock up to sound check.
636
00:47:38,230 --> 00:47:39,273
- Sound check's easy.
637
00:47:39,565 --> 00:47:40,941
- He'll probably be laid up
638
00:47:41,233 --> 00:47:43,444
with some random girl
full of dope and beer,
639
00:47:43,736 --> 00:47:45,071
dead to the world.
640
00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:46,631
You got that part right.
641
00:47:46,655 --> 00:47:47,990
Which part?
642
00:47:48,282 --> 00:47:50,326
That part about him being dead.
643
00:47:50,618 --> 00:47:52,119
- Rick's dead.
- Mm hmm.
644
00:47:52,411 --> 00:47:53,496
It was so sad.
645
00:47:53,788 --> 00:47:54,788
I cried.
646
00:47:55,998 --> 00:47:56,998
Now...
647
00:47:58,376 --> 00:47:59,627
Who's first?
648
00:47:59,919 --> 00:48:01,629
Eenie meenie minie you.
649
00:48:05,633 --> 00:48:09,345
- So we were talking about
escaping and saving the planet?
650
00:48:09,637 --> 00:48:10,637
- Aliens.
651
00:48:10,805 --> 00:48:13,849
- Plans like a sound to me.
652
00:48:15,393 --> 00:48:16,977
- Does anyone have any hair pins?
653
00:48:17,978 --> 00:48:19,178
- No, we've been through this,
654
00:48:19,313 --> 00:48:20,856
don't have any hair pins.
655
00:48:22,316 --> 00:48:24,360
- Oh.
656
00:48:26,070 --> 00:48:27,070
That?
657
00:48:27,154 --> 00:48:28,739
- That's the shit.
658
00:48:29,031 --> 00:48:30,300
- Since when did everyone just start
659
00:48:30,324 --> 00:48:31,033
carrying around hair pins?
660
00:48:31,325 --> 00:48:32,910
This is notathing.
661
00:48:38,290 --> 00:48:39,834
- What are you doing?
662
00:48:40,126 --> 00:48:41,326
I'm probing.
663
00:48:41,419 --> 00:48:43,337
- Yeah, I can see that.
664
00:48:43,629 --> 00:48:44,964
I mean, why?
665
00:48:45,881 --> 00:48:46,942
For information.
666
00:48:46,966 --> 00:48:48,300
- From his butt hole?
667
00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:50,594
From his brain, you retard.
668
00:48:52,972 --> 00:48:54,473
- Oh.
669
00:49:01,647 --> 00:49:05,484
- No one can be above
the law, not even family.
670
00:49:07,278 --> 00:49:09,155
Oh, her.
671
00:49:09,447 --> 00:49:13,033
- So what, you're just gonna go around?
672
00:49:13,325 --> 00:49:15,661
Take her face off.
673
00:49:15,953 --> 00:49:17,705
- Take her face off.
674
00:49:17,997 --> 00:49:19,665
Yeah, face off.
675
00:49:19,957 --> 00:49:21,125
- Take her face off?
676
00:49:21,417 --> 00:49:23,586
The face is coming.
677
00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:04,168
- It's just Lois.
678
00:50:04,460 --> 00:50:06,670
One good dash for it and
we're out the front door.
679
00:50:06,962 --> 00:50:08,839
Bit of zig, bit of zag, home free.
680
00:50:09,131 --> 00:50:09,757
- We still have to get the data
681
00:50:10,049 --> 00:50:12,301
that I collected from the crash site.
682
00:50:12,593 --> 00:50:13,302
- There's no way.
683
00:50:13,594 --> 00:50:15,638
It's gonna be locked up
in evidence somewhere.
684
00:50:15,930 --> 00:50:19,683
- That data is our only
hope of saving the world.
685
00:50:21,018 --> 00:50:22,353
Important, right?
686
00:50:22,645 --> 00:50:23,687
- We can wing it.
687
00:50:23,979 --> 00:50:26,273
- I don't think one of
your cigar and flamethrower
688
00:50:26,565 --> 00:50:28,125
purchases is gonna cut it this time, d.
689
00:50:28,234 --> 00:50:29,818
We need a proper strategy.
690
00:50:36,534 --> 00:50:37,952
No, I didn't mean I had one.
691
00:50:38,244 --> 00:50:39,620
I just meant that we needed one.
692
00:50:41,205 --> 00:50:42,373
Ow.
693
00:50:42,665 --> 00:50:43,332
- Excellent.
694
00:50:43,624 --> 00:50:44,624
Good work.
695
00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:48,724
Okay, so if I'm reading the map correctly,
696
00:50:48,754 --> 00:50:50,714
the evidence lock up is
just behind this door,
697
00:50:51,006 --> 00:50:52,359
so we're gonna get in, grab the stuff,
698
00:50:52,383 --> 00:50:53,842
and then get back out again.
699
00:50:54,134 --> 00:50:56,095
Okay, got it, follow the leader.
700
00:50:56,387 --> 00:50:58,681
One, two, three.
701
00:51:05,062 --> 00:51:06,272
We may be trapped.
702
00:51:08,482 --> 00:51:10,693
You girls go hide, I'll draw them out.
703
00:51:10,985 --> 00:51:12,065
I'll meet you at the front.
704
00:51:12,236 --> 00:51:13,236
Go!
705
00:51:17,366 --> 00:51:17,908
Hi.
706
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:20,327
Come on, you great steaming Nancy's.
707
00:51:20,619 --> 00:51:21,954
Viva la revolution.
708
00:51:36,260 --> 00:51:38,178
- Your friend certainly is brave.
709
00:51:38,470 --> 00:51:39,013
- What good's that gonna do her
710
00:51:39,305 --> 00:51:40,305
if she herself killed?
711
00:51:44,893 --> 00:51:46,133
This is it, found it.
712
00:51:46,979 --> 00:51:48,480
- Come on.
713
00:51:51,108 --> 00:51:52,109
- Wait, what?
- This way.
714
00:51:52,401 --> 00:51:53,401
- Just...
- Oh.
715
00:52:00,326 --> 00:52:01,326
- Piece of piss.
716
00:52:17,343 --> 00:52:19,845
Knock knock.
717
00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:21,347
- What, fuck it?
718
00:52:21,639 --> 00:52:22,181
- You're wrecking it.
719
00:52:22,473 --> 00:52:24,183
You're supposed to say who's there,
720
00:52:24,475 --> 00:52:25,475
and I say...
721
00:52:27,978 --> 00:52:30,314
Your worst nightmare.
722
00:52:34,860 --> 00:52:38,781
Shh.
723
00:52:39,073 --> 00:52:42,910
Then you say, "your worst nightmare who?"
724
00:52:44,453 --> 00:52:45,453
Yeah.
725
00:52:45,579 --> 00:52:46,579
Okay.
726
00:52:47,373 --> 00:52:49,458
- Your worst nightmare who?
727
00:52:49,750 --> 00:52:51,585
- Your worst nightmare me.
728
00:53:00,636 --> 00:53:03,305
Oh wow, look, oh my god, check it out.
729
00:53:03,597 --> 00:53:04,597
Look, whoo.
730
00:53:06,100 --> 00:53:08,769
Oh.
731
00:53:09,061 --> 00:53:10,312
Tough crowd.
732
00:53:10,604 --> 00:53:12,648
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
733
00:53:12,940 --> 00:53:13,940
Oh.
734
00:53:16,568 --> 00:53:17,568
Oh, that's it, it, oh.
735
00:53:19,363 --> 00:53:20,363
- What was that?
736
00:53:25,369 --> 00:53:26,569
- I don't think it's anything.
737
00:53:26,620 --> 00:53:27,639
We're a million miles from nowhere, babe.
738
00:53:27,663 --> 00:53:28,914
Come on, relax.
739
00:53:29,206 --> 00:53:30,206
It's nothing.
740
00:54:04,408 --> 00:54:06,201
- Alpha c r delta.
741
00:54:06,493 --> 00:54:09,121
Alpha c r delta.
742
00:54:11,373 --> 00:54:13,333
Jesus fucking Christ.
743
00:54:18,922 --> 00:54:20,758
Whoa, freeze, don't move.
744
00:54:21,049 --> 00:54:23,969
Put the arm down and step
away from the bodies.
745
00:54:24,261 --> 00:54:25,261
- You mean us?
746
00:54:25,471 --> 00:54:26,930
- Both of you now.
747
00:54:27,973 --> 00:54:31,018
Don't move, don't come any closer.
748
00:54:31,310 --> 00:54:33,145
Don't come any closer.
749
00:54:41,028 --> 00:54:42,321
- Look what you did.
750
00:54:42,613 --> 00:54:44,406
- You just up and shot us.
751
00:54:44,698 --> 00:54:46,492
- Dude, you need therapy.
752
00:55:00,714 --> 00:55:01,714
Ass.
753
00:55:01,965 --> 00:55:02,965
Jesus.
754
00:55:03,592 --> 00:55:04,592
- Do you want some?
755
00:55:09,056 --> 00:55:10,724
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
756
00:55:11,016 --> 00:55:12,059
Oh.
757
00:55:22,236 --> 00:55:24,279
- Will you two stop
playing with your food?
758
00:55:42,256 --> 00:55:42,923
Was that enough power for you
759
00:55:43,215 --> 00:55:44,815
'cause we've about sucked this place dry
760
00:55:44,883 --> 00:55:47,636
of everything that plugs
in or takes batteries.
761
00:55:47,928 --> 00:55:49,263
- We shall see.
762
00:55:54,059 --> 00:55:55,059
Thank you, child.
763
00:56:07,155 --> 00:56:08,490
Probably Chinese.
764
00:56:08,782 --> 00:56:11,243
- We require more power.
765
00:56:12,286 --> 00:56:13,805
Like I said, we're maxed out
766
00:56:13,829 --> 00:56:15,080
of electric gizmos here, boss.
767
00:56:16,498 --> 00:56:18,750
- The transformation of
the old power station
768
00:56:19,042 --> 00:56:21,962
upgraded for more power.
769
00:56:22,254 --> 00:56:23,922
- Chaos provides.
770
00:56:24,214 --> 00:56:26,216
- Exactly what they've been asking for.
771
00:56:26,508 --> 00:56:29,428
Our commitment for you
as always is to make
772
00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:33,765
sure that your lives are
transformed to the better.
773
00:57:06,757 --> 00:57:07,757
- Remember me?
774
00:57:18,435 --> 00:57:20,187
You may not recognize me
775
00:57:20,479 --> 00:57:22,230
because I used to have a face.
776
00:57:24,858 --> 00:57:25,858
I hope you understand
777
00:57:26,068 --> 00:57:27,268
we're gonna have to take yours
778
00:57:28,236 --> 00:57:29,236
as a replacement.
779
00:57:44,127 --> 00:57:44,670
What was that?
780
00:57:44,962 --> 00:57:47,631
That was like mildly
inconvenient at the worst.
781
00:57:55,305 --> 00:57:56,473
- Okay, pass me that.
782
00:57:56,765 --> 00:57:58,350
Oh, yeah, that's fine.
783
00:57:58,642 --> 00:57:59,351
Drop it on my...
784
00:57:59,643 --> 00:58:01,003
- Careful with that.
- Geez, sorry.
785
00:58:01,186 --> 00:58:02,604
- Anything were to happen
786
00:58:02,896 --> 00:58:04,523
to this stick, it would be bad.
787
00:58:04,815 --> 00:58:07,442
- Like I said, luckily, nothing
actually happened to it.
788
00:58:08,860 --> 00:58:10,540
Transport, transferred on six.
789
00:58:10,779 --> 00:58:11,488
What's your message?
790
00:58:11,780 --> 00:58:12,489
- Shit's bad.
791
00:58:12,781 --> 00:58:13,781
1425.
792
00:58:27,045 --> 00:58:28,755
- You took my face off,
793
00:58:29,047 --> 00:58:31,925
I take your face off.
794
00:58:32,217 --> 00:58:33,510
It's not unreasonable.
795
00:58:43,395 --> 00:58:45,647
Did you throw a knife at my head?
796
00:58:45,939 --> 00:58:47,816
Fuck, I've head enough, going on.
797
00:58:58,952 --> 00:59:00,454
Come out, come out.
798
00:59:02,664 --> 00:59:03,664
Meet your face.
799
00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:07,377
First, I'm gonna peel your
face like citrus fruit,
800
00:59:07,669 --> 00:59:11,465
then I'm gonna cut off
your fingers, one by one,
801
00:59:11,757 --> 00:59:12,966
and stick them up your twat.
802
00:59:15,343 --> 00:59:18,055
Then I'm gonnaanal probe
you till you're dead,
803
00:59:18,346 --> 00:59:19,706
and then if you're still not dead,
804
00:59:19,765 --> 00:59:20,390
I'll anal probe you again.
805
00:59:20,682 --> 00:59:22,434
That sounds like so much fun.
806
00:59:22,726 --> 00:59:23,726
Yep.
807
00:59:24,394 --> 00:59:25,714
- You talk too much, liti'le dog.
808
00:59:25,896 --> 00:59:26,896
- I'll, what...
809
00:59:27,647 --> 00:59:30,358
- Mess with the bulls,
you get the horns, bitch.
810
00:59:34,613 --> 00:59:35,947
- Dylan, Dylan.
811
00:59:39,326 --> 00:59:40,326
Come here.
812
00:59:43,288 --> 00:59:44,331
- What is he doing here?
813
00:59:44,623 --> 00:59:45,749
- He believes us now.
814
00:59:46,041 --> 00:59:48,335
- Yeah, I saw your cyborg
Minion things up close
815
00:59:48,627 --> 00:59:51,338
and personal so if
you're telling the truth,
816
00:59:51,630 --> 00:59:53,256
or you know, also fucking crazy,
817
00:59:53,548 --> 00:59:54,692
but either way I reckon, you know,
818
00:59:54,716 --> 00:59:56,384
we should stick together.
819
00:59:56,676 --> 00:59:57,676
- Did you get the stuff?
820
00:59:57,886 --> 00:59:58,886
- Oh yeah.
821
01:00:00,472 --> 01:00:03,767
I can analyze this with my
quantum capacitor at home.
822
01:00:04,059 --> 01:00:05,059
We should go there now.
823
01:00:05,310 --> 01:00:07,813
- Well good, easy, we've
got a police escort now.
824
01:00:08,105 --> 01:00:09,105
- Yep.
825
01:00:09,731 --> 01:00:10,982
You sit in the front, yeah.
826
01:00:20,617 --> 01:00:24,121
- If that isn't enough power
for that ugly middle mole,
827
01:00:24,412 --> 01:00:25,413
I'll eat my left foot.
828
01:00:30,210 --> 01:00:33,421
- Good citizens, it's true.
829
01:00:33,713 --> 01:00:37,175
I have solved all of
your worldly problems.
830
01:00:38,260 --> 01:00:38,885
I have the final solution
831
01:00:39,177 --> 01:00:40,345
and I'm gonna share it for...
832
01:00:41,847 --> 01:00:42,514
I'm gonna share.
833
01:00:42,806 --> 01:00:43,806
- Crap my life.
834
01:00:44,391 --> 01:00:45,391
- What?
835
01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:47,561
- Okay, go, go, go, go, go.
836
01:00:47,853 --> 01:00:49,104
- Get them!
837
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:51,940
- Go!
- Quick, quick, quick, go!
838
01:00:52,232 --> 01:00:53,233
Go!
839
01:01:06,079 --> 01:01:07,539
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
840
01:01:07,831 --> 01:01:08,991
- Brake!
- What are you doing?
841
01:01:22,470 --> 01:01:23,470
Oh my.
842
01:02:25,617 --> 01:02:28,870
I can you say how many
people might be annoyed j”
843
01:02:29,162 --> 01:02:31,706
j” by what you're doing j”
844
01:02:31,998 --> 01:02:35,877
j” working aware of the sound j”
845
01:03:09,661 --> 01:03:11,705
J” enough lies j”
846
01:03:11,997 --> 01:03:13,957
I don't make a sound j”
847
01:03:14,249 --> 01:03:16,459
j” all those who have seen j”
848
01:03:16,751 --> 01:03:18,503
j” treat us disvowed j”
849
01:03:18,795 --> 01:03:21,423
j” my fate gained hold of me I
850
01:03:21,715 --> 01:03:23,758
j” my grin so sofi' j”
851
01:03:24,050 --> 01:03:25,844
j” you take this life j”
852
01:03:26,136 --> 01:03:29,097
j” when this is where you belong j”
853
01:03:39,774 --> 01:03:42,444
J” all you kids seem to build this I
854
01:03:42,736 --> 01:03:44,696
j” is always going j”
855
01:03:44,988 --> 01:03:46,489
j” solely the team j”
856
01:03:46,781 --> 01:03:49,242
j” lost in the world j”
857
01:04:00,462 --> 01:04:05,383
J” one more kiss before you decay j”
858
01:04:05,717 --> 01:04:10,638
j” you see your faces is running away j”
859
01:04:10,972 --> 01:04:13,475
j” I crave you more j”
860
01:04:13,767 --> 01:04:15,935
j” right until this race j”
861
01:04:16,227 --> 01:04:21,358
j” rigor mortis j”
862
01:04:22,442 --> 01:04:23,442
- double trouble?
- Okay.
863
01:04:39,793 --> 01:04:41,044
- Yeah.
864
01:04:42,295 --> 01:04:44,714
- Don't get too cocky, the
effect is only temporary.
865
01:04:45,006 --> 01:04:46,006
- How temporary?
866
01:04:46,257 --> 01:04:47,967
- Extremely, let's go.
867
01:04:48,259 --> 01:04:49,259
- Yes.
868
01:04:52,806 --> 01:04:55,392
- You're supposed to
be at home, young lady.
869
01:04:57,977 --> 01:04:58,977
- Oh boy.
870
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:04,150
- Sounds right to me, come on.
871
01:05:05,985 --> 01:05:08,446
- Kids, you give 'em a home,
872
01:05:08,738 --> 01:05:11,199
education, you give 'em opportunities
873
01:05:11,491 --> 01:05:14,786
with just a few simple rules to follow
874
01:05:15,078 --> 01:05:16,162
and what happens?
875
01:05:16,454 --> 01:05:18,957
They throw right back in your face.
876
01:05:33,430 --> 01:05:35,932
They embarrass you at every turn
877
01:05:36,224 --> 01:05:39,144
and they cost you a goddamn fortune.
878
01:05:40,979 --> 01:05:42,397
- You're the dumb ass who had me.
879
01:05:42,689 --> 01:05:45,733
- The amount of self indulgent crapola
880
01:05:46,025 --> 01:05:47,610
I've had to copy my ear holes
881
01:05:47,902 --> 01:05:49,279
of your brat mouth.
882
01:05:50,864 --> 01:05:52,240
Well, it's payback time, Dylan.
883
01:05:52,532 --> 01:05:55,785
The rules have changed.
884
01:05:56,077 --> 01:05:57,704
You'll never embarrass me again.
885
01:05:59,456 --> 01:06:00,456
- You're right.
886
01:06:01,249 --> 01:06:03,084
The rules have changed.
887
01:06:16,473 --> 01:06:18,308
- That's my hat, bitch.
888
01:06:35,867 --> 01:06:36,867
Come on.
889
01:06:40,538 --> 01:06:44,501
- Good citizens, I have
very exciting news,
890
01:06:44,792 --> 01:06:46,586
I, your beloved mayor,
891
01:06:46,878 --> 01:06:47,878
have personally solved
892
01:06:48,129 --> 01:06:50,507
all of your worldly concerns,
893
01:06:50,798 --> 01:06:51,798
I have yet.
894
01:06:52,675 --> 01:06:54,594
And I'm going to share it for free,
895
01:06:55,595 --> 01:06:58,223
so join me right now at city hall
896
01:06:58,515 --> 01:07:00,391
for the final solution
897
01:07:01,351 --> 01:07:02,351
to everything.
898
01:07:03,311 --> 01:07:05,438
My doors are wide open.
899
01:07:06,606 --> 01:07:08,483
- Starting a freaking production line.
900
01:07:09,484 --> 01:07:10,484
- We're fucked.
901
01:07:10,735 --> 01:07:11,444
- I can't get signal.
902
01:07:11,736 --> 01:07:14,280
We're officially on our own.
903
01:07:14,572 --> 01:07:15,114
- Pretty used to that.
904
01:07:15,406 --> 01:07:16,950
Why aren't you wearing a shirt?
905
01:07:17,242 --> 01:07:18,993
- That's not important.
906
01:07:19,285 --> 01:07:20,828
What is important is that we find
907
01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:22,872
these cyborg Minion thingies,
908
01:07:23,164 --> 01:07:25,083
and we eliminate them permanently.
909
01:07:25,375 --> 01:07:26,626
- If not, we're fucked.
910
01:07:27,877 --> 01:07:30,046
- Let's not very constructive, Eddie.
911
01:07:30,338 --> 01:07:31,714
You know, we can find you a shirt.
912
01:07:32,006 --> 01:07:36,678
- That alien secretion
kills them permanently.
913
01:07:36,970 --> 01:07:37,470
- She's right.
914
01:07:37,762 --> 01:07:39,013
Turns 'em straight to ooze.
915
01:07:39,305 --> 01:07:40,505
It's totally their kryptonite.
916
01:07:40,765 --> 01:07:42,475
Hey, it's even green, want some?
917
01:07:43,685 --> 01:07:46,646
- That sounds like our best option.
918
01:07:46,938 --> 01:07:47,938
- Yeah.
919
01:07:48,189 --> 01:07:49,189
- Let's roll with that.
920
01:07:49,357 --> 01:07:51,150
- Only people wearing
shirts geta say, Sam.
921
01:07:51,442 --> 01:07:52,944
- Oh my god, leave him alone.
922
01:07:53,236 --> 01:07:55,339
- Yeah, I mean, if he doesn't
wanna wearashirt then...
923
01:07:55,363 --> 01:07:58,199
He doesn't have to wear a shirt.
924
01:08:00,785 --> 01:08:02,505
- You know, ithink
we're getting sidetracked
925
01:08:02,704 --> 01:08:03,913
from the main issue.
926
01:08:04,205 --> 01:08:06,708
- My vote goes in some
form of reckless violence.
927
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:09,043
- We haven't even tried
communicating with it yet.
928
01:08:09,335 --> 01:08:11,462
- You're a glass half full
kind of person, aren't you?
929
01:08:11,754 --> 01:08:13,214
- Forget all that.
930
01:08:13,506 --> 01:08:15,025
We're gonna load up the car with supplies
931
01:08:15,049 --> 01:08:17,885
and we're gonna get out of
here while we still can.
932
01:08:18,177 --> 01:08:19,470
We'll had to Sandy or Sydney,
933
01:08:19,762 --> 01:08:21,156
and the Navy seals will take the case.
934
01:08:21,180 --> 01:08:23,391
This is their kind of bag, not ours.
935
01:08:23,683 --> 01:08:25,403
We can't
abandon all these people.
936
01:08:25,518 --> 01:08:26,518
- Why not?
937
01:08:26,686 --> 01:08:27,886
- Could you live with yourself
938
01:08:28,062 --> 01:08:29,742
knowing you didn't even
try to save anyone?
939
01:08:29,814 --> 01:08:30,857
- We did try,
940
01:08:31,149 --> 01:08:32,293
and that's more than any of them
941
01:08:32,317 --> 01:08:32,942
would do for us.
942
01:08:33,234 --> 01:08:33,818
- Who says?
943
01:08:34,110 --> 01:08:35,111
- Life says.
944
01:08:35,403 --> 01:08:36,863
The world says, Eddie.
945
01:08:37,155 --> 01:08:38,489
You know, every man for himself.
946
01:08:38,781 --> 01:08:39,407
Fuck all of that.
947
01:08:39,699 --> 01:08:40,950
You and I look after each other
948
01:08:41,242 --> 01:08:42,744
like we always have.
949
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:49,709
Maybe this is the end
that the world needs.
950
01:08:50,001 --> 01:08:52,170
Maybe it'll be better off
without any rich fucking
951
01:08:52,462 --> 01:08:53,462
white old men in change.
952
01:08:53,588 --> 01:08:55,173
- God, not every old man out there
953
01:08:55,465 --> 01:08:56,716
is your dad, Dylan.
954
01:08:57,842 --> 01:09:02,513
- This is their world, Eddie, not ours.
955
01:09:05,183 --> 01:09:06,893
Let the aliens take it.
956
01:09:07,185 --> 01:09:08,686
You can't mean that.
957
01:09:08,978 --> 01:09:09,978
- Why not?
958
01:09:10,938 --> 01:09:12,291
There's no point in fighting any more.
959
01:09:12,315 --> 01:09:14,901
- That's the only point.
960
01:09:15,193 --> 01:09:16,193
Shit happens.
961
01:09:16,444 --> 01:09:17,528
It's life, it's a mess,
962
01:09:17,820 --> 01:09:19,238
and it's out of control.
963
01:09:19,530 --> 01:09:21,115
It tries to hurt us and break us
964
01:09:21,407 --> 01:09:22,992
every single day,
965
01:09:23,284 --> 01:09:24,324
so you wanna hurt it back.
966
01:09:24,577 --> 01:09:25,119
I get it.
967
01:09:25,411 --> 01:09:27,538
Smash everything, let the world burn,
968
01:09:28,498 --> 01:09:29,749
but you can't.
969
01:09:32,168 --> 01:09:33,568
I get that you think that you don't
970
01:09:33,711 --> 01:09:34,837
have any other choice,
971
01:09:35,755 --> 01:09:36,798
but you do.
972
01:09:38,216 --> 01:09:40,718
So right here, right now tonight.
973
01:09:41,010 --> 01:09:43,513
You decide who you are.
974
01:09:46,808 --> 01:09:48,601
So who are you gonna be?
975
01:09:49,769 --> 01:09:51,312
Who are you gonna be, Dylan?
976
01:09:51,604 --> 01:09:53,189
- Nobody more, Eddie.
977
01:09:57,068 --> 01:09:58,486
- Viva la revolution, right?
978
01:10:01,072 --> 01:10:02,312
That's what you've always said.
979
01:10:31,769 --> 01:10:33,813
- The hell was that?
980
01:10:38,526 --> 01:10:40,236
- Et phone home.
981
01:10:40,528 --> 01:10:41,821
Is that a signal?
982
01:10:42,113 --> 01:10:43,906
Yeah, a powerful one.
983
01:10:44,198 --> 01:10:45,366
- Jam it.
984
01:10:45,658 --> 01:10:46,325
- What?
985
01:10:46,617 --> 01:10:48,411
- Use the computer to jam the signal.
986
01:10:48,703 --> 01:10:49,954
- How can a laptop do that?
987
01:10:50,246 --> 01:10:52,015
- I don't know, just reverse
the polarity or something.
988
01:10:52,039 --> 01:10:53,750
- Reverse the polarity of what?
989
01:10:54,041 --> 01:10:55,978
- I don't know, I don't
even know what polarity is.
990
01:10:56,002 --> 01:10:58,963
Just, we need to get a far away
as possible from that thing.
991
01:11:04,093 --> 01:11:05,887
- How much power do
you think that's using?
992
01:11:06,971 --> 01:11:08,890
- Hard to say exactly.
993
01:11:09,182 --> 01:11:10,182
- Roughly?
994
01:11:13,019 --> 01:11:14,019
- Lots.
995
01:11:14,771 --> 01:11:16,206
- Well, it can't be
getting that much power
996
01:11:16,230 --> 01:11:19,567
from car batteries and radios and stuff.
997
01:11:22,278 --> 01:11:23,404
- The power grid.
998
01:11:23,696 --> 01:11:25,490
It must have hooked into the power grid.
999
01:11:27,617 --> 01:11:28,785
- Dylan.
1000
01:11:30,036 --> 01:11:31,287
You've got that face.
1001
01:11:33,539 --> 01:11:35,500
I love it when you get that face.
1002
01:11:46,093 --> 01:11:47,654
- What are you guys standing around for?
1003
01:11:47,678 --> 01:11:49,639
It's time to kick the
tires, light the fire.
1004
01:11:53,184 --> 01:11:55,520
J” we're falling from
the hits and the last j”
1005
01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:57,772
j” that once was j”
1006
01:11:58,064 --> 01:12:02,860
j'the sky is falling down on you and me I
1007
01:12:03,236 --> 01:12:04,654
j'the sky is falling up I
1008
01:12:04,946 --> 01:12:07,990
j” oh, can't you see j”
1009
01:12:08,282 --> 01:12:13,079
j” sky is falling down on you and me I
1010
01:12:13,579 --> 01:12:17,083
j” I'm the only one out here how can see j”
1011
01:12:17,375 --> 01:12:19,269
without me, you can find the
crash site from here, yeah?
1012
01:12:19,293 --> 01:12:21,003
- Yes.
1013
01:12:21,295 --> 01:12:22,588
- Good.
1014
01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:24,799
You three go and collect
all the alien slime.
1015
01:12:25,091 --> 01:12:26,109
- What are we meant to do with it?
1016
01:12:26,133 --> 01:12:27,218
Throw handfuls of it?
1017
01:12:28,219 --> 01:12:31,097
- I gota better idea.
1018
01:12:32,431 --> 01:12:33,933
We're gonna weaponize that shit.
1019
01:12:34,934 --> 01:12:36,477
You can handle that, right?
1020
01:12:36,769 --> 01:12:38,104
- 'Course, I'm a genius.
1021
01:12:38,396 --> 01:12:39,605
- Good.
1022
01:12:39,897 --> 01:12:41,697
You three go, I'll meet
you at the puppy farm.
1023
01:12:41,858 --> 01:12:43,568
- Wait, hold on, wait,
where are you going?
1024
01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:48,197
- I'm gonna cut this
alien bitch's power supply
1025
01:12:48,489 --> 01:12:49,615
off at its source,
1026
01:12:49,907 --> 01:12:51,951
so you need to distract it from me.
1027
01:12:52,243 --> 01:12:53,703
You got this?
1028
01:12:56,747 --> 01:12:57,748
- Yeah.
1029
01:12:58,040 --> 01:12:59,083
I know kung fu, remember?
1030
01:13:01,752 --> 01:13:03,632
And what about you, you
ready to kick the tires,
1031
01:13:03,713 --> 01:13:04,714
light some fires?
1032
01:13:05,006 --> 01:13:06,006
- Bitch.
1033
01:13:06,674 --> 01:13:07,674
I was born ready.
1034
01:13:21,188 --> 01:13:25,735
J” canon ball and down town, down, down j”
1035
01:13:46,380 --> 01:13:47,673
- And don't apocalypse us.
1036
01:13:51,010 --> 01:13:52,050
- Did you forget about me?
1037
01:13:52,303 --> 01:13:54,055
I don't forget about.
1038
01:13:56,682 --> 01:13:57,725
You hurt my feelings.
1039
01:14:21,457 --> 01:14:23,918
Gonna let you live for a while.
1040
01:14:24,210 --> 01:14:24,877
Why don't you know what it's like
1041
01:14:25,169 --> 01:14:26,462
not to have a face.
1042
01:14:26,754 --> 01:14:27,296
- Are you gonna bark
all day, liti'le bitch,
1043
01:14:27,588 --> 01:14:28,588
or are you gonna bite?
1044
01:14:50,903 --> 01:14:53,406
- That's gonna be a little bit stingy.
1045
01:14:53,698 --> 01:14:54,698
Bit stingy.
1046
01:14:56,575 --> 01:14:58,244
Look who's dead.
1047
01:14:58,536 --> 01:15:00,579
And put it in there.
1048
01:15:03,290 --> 01:15:04,417
And one more for good luck.
1049
01:15:06,502 --> 01:15:08,713
Yeah.
1050
01:15:15,553 --> 01:15:18,097
I think we're
gonna need a bigger quiche.
1051
01:15:18,389 --> 01:15:19,515
- More power.
1052
01:15:22,935 --> 01:15:25,896
Contact established.
1053
01:15:27,565 --> 01:15:29,734
Relaying coordinates.
1054
01:15:31,235 --> 01:15:34,238
Sending, sending.
1055
01:15:35,740 --> 01:15:39,285
Soon we will be many.
1056
01:15:47,084 --> 01:15:49,336
- She hasn't cut the power lines yet.
1057
01:15:51,547 --> 01:15:53,549
- We need to buy her some more time.
1058
01:15:53,841 --> 01:15:55,134
- Reckless violence.
1059
01:15:55,426 --> 01:15:56,445
Definitely reckless violence.
1060
01:15:56,469 --> 01:15:58,804
- Don't break, whoa, whoa,
just hold your horses there.
1061
01:15:59,096 --> 01:16:00,096
What the fuck?
1062
01:16:00,139 --> 01:16:00,681
Let's maybe think of a plan
1063
01:16:00,973 --> 01:16:03,476
that doesn't get us
all immediately killed.
1064
01:16:05,895 --> 01:16:08,064
Maybe we could do some flanking
1065
01:16:08,355 --> 01:16:10,024
or maybe like a pincer retreat?
1066
01:16:10,316 --> 01:16:10,858
You know, you go around that way,
1067
01:16:11,150 --> 01:16:11,692
and I go around this way,
1068
01:16:11,984 --> 01:16:13,861
and we just, kinda just spit balling here.
1069
01:16:14,153 --> 01:16:16,030
You can give me a hand.
1070
01:16:16,322 --> 01:16:18,074
- Sounds like cardio.
1071
01:16:18,365 --> 01:16:19,365
I don't do cardio.
1072
01:16:22,078 --> 01:16:23,078
- Okay.
1073
01:16:23,287 --> 01:16:24,287
What do you think?
1074
01:16:31,420 --> 01:16:32,963
Crap my life.
1075
01:16:36,634 --> 01:16:38,010
- I come in peace.
1076
01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:43,349
On behalf of mankind,
I'd like to welcome you
1077
01:16:43,641 --> 01:16:47,520
to our world and come
to a mutual understand.
1078
01:16:48,979 --> 01:16:50,064
We can all be friends.
1079
01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:54,068
- What the?
1080
01:16:54,360 --> 01:16:55,027
She's gonna get us all killed
1081
01:16:55,319 --> 01:16:56,519
with this Star Trek bull shit.
1082
01:16:56,779 --> 01:16:58,989
Do you understand
the concept of friendship?
1083
01:16:59,281 --> 01:17:02,868
It's one of mankind's
most noble qualities.
1084
01:17:04,328 --> 01:17:08,415
- You wish to make friends with me?
1085
01:17:10,459 --> 01:17:11,919
- Yes.
1086
01:17:12,211 --> 01:17:13,254
Friends.
1087
01:17:13,546 --> 01:17:14,839
We can be friends.
1088
01:17:16,382 --> 01:17:19,718
- We do not make friends with our food.
1089
01:17:25,182 --> 01:17:27,101
- No, we can find away.
1090
01:17:27,393 --> 01:17:29,562
- There is no way.
1091
01:17:29,854 --> 01:17:30,896
There is only chaos.
1092
01:17:32,189 --> 01:17:33,429
- Be quick stripe, chaos, yeah!
1093
01:17:48,539 --> 01:17:50,499
- Excuse me, I think I
wanna murder you now.
1094
01:17:56,046 --> 01:17:57,506
- Boom, baby.
1095
01:18:22,489 --> 01:18:23,489
All right, bitch.
1096
01:18:24,366 --> 01:18:25,366
You wanna fight?
1097
01:18:29,413 --> 01:18:30,413
Yeah?
1098
01:18:34,710 --> 01:18:35,920
Oh my.
1099
01:18:45,387 --> 01:18:46,387
Game on, mol.
1100
01:18:57,441 --> 01:18:58,441
- Pointy.
1101
01:18:59,777 --> 01:19:01,695
Barbed wire in the but—I'?
1102
01:19:02,905 --> 01:19:04,406
- Don't move, baby.
1103
01:19:07,034 --> 01:19:08,410
It's tango.
1104
01:19:13,415 --> 01:19:14,083
This is bullshit.
1105
01:19:14,375 --> 01:19:15,375
- Take this.
1106
01:19:17,002 --> 01:19:18,796
Oh, my hair.
1107
01:19:19,088 --> 01:19:20,214
Eat rubber.
1108
01:19:21,966 --> 01:19:22,966
That hurt.
1109
01:19:29,640 --> 01:19:31,350
- I know kung fu.
1110
01:19:43,946 --> 01:19:47,074
This is what you get, mother fuckers!
1111
01:20:00,838 --> 01:20:01,838
- Endo apocalypso.
1112
01:20:16,979 --> 01:20:18,856
- Did we just save the world?
1113
01:20:19,148 --> 01:20:21,066
I think we just saved the world.
1114
01:20:22,192 --> 01:20:23,193
- Fuck yeah.
1115
01:20:23,485 --> 01:20:24,028
Yeah.
1116
01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:26,030
- When will you punks understand,
1117
01:20:27,239 --> 01:20:29,700
you can't fight city hall?
1118
01:20:45,424 --> 01:20:46,424
- I brought muffins.
1119
01:20:47,593 --> 01:20:48,844
- I love muffins.
1120
01:20:50,554 --> 01:20:52,181
- So did we save the world?
1121
01:20:52,473 --> 01:20:54,016
- Darn tooting we did.
1122
01:21:02,358 --> 01:21:05,235
- You are already a child of chaos.
1123
01:21:07,237 --> 01:21:08,237
Join me.
1124
01:21:16,872 --> 01:21:18,874
- Dylan, help!
1125
01:21:19,166 --> 01:21:19,708
- Eddie.
1126
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:20,542
- Dylan.
1127
01:21:20,834 --> 01:21:21,834
Eddie.
1128
01:23:37,554 --> 01:23:39,348
- I got you, you son of a bitch.
1129
01:23:40,474 --> 01:23:42,809
J” wasn't so bright j”
1130
01:23:43,101 --> 01:23:46,063
j” you left me behind j”
1131
01:23:46,355 --> 01:23:50,025
j” deep scars to remind me I
1132
01:23:50,317 --> 01:23:51,360
j” what did you do I
1133
01:23:51,652 --> 01:23:53,195
I the things you did j”
1134
01:23:53,487 --> 01:23:55,155
j” you stole my heart j”
1135
01:23:55,447 --> 01:23:56,990
j'and stopped beating j”
1136
01:23:57,282 --> 01:24:00,077
j” happy to kill you I
1137
01:24:00,369 --> 01:24:05,165
j” so happy to kill you I
1138
01:24:05,707 --> 01:24:09,378
j” you flaming cunt j”
1139
01:24:09,670 --> 01:24:13,173
j” keep at last, so you stay j”
1140
01:24:13,465 --> 01:24:16,552
j” keep at last, so happy to kill j”
1141
01:24:16,843 --> 01:24:20,264
I and save us all, you I
1142
01:24:28,647 --> 01:24:29,647
Dylan.
1143
01:24:31,233 --> 01:24:32,401
We got company.
1144
01:24:35,279 --> 01:24:37,781
- Well, let's roll out the welcome wagon.
1145
01:24:38,073 --> 01:24:39,509
Let's show these metal sons of bitches
1146
01:24:39,533 --> 01:24:40,659
who's the law around here.
1147
01:24:44,204 --> 01:24:46,081
I the devil got a pretty
girl free, that's me I
1148
01:24:46,373 --> 01:24:48,709
j” with a little bird
with a wholesome beak j”
1149
01:24:49,001 --> 01:24:51,461
j” little bitty nothing
on the popular front j”
1150
01:24:51,753 --> 01:24:53,505
I and a fucking little birds j”
1151
01:24:53,797 --> 01:24:54,857
j” are gonna run you down j”
1152
01:24:54,881 --> 01:24:56,025
I always picking the scouts j”
1153
01:24:56,049 --> 01:24:57,129
j” pretty's gonna get you I
1154
01:24:57,342 --> 01:24:58,342
j” gonna cut her off j”
1155
01:24:58,468 --> 01:24:59,636
j” pretty's gonna get you I
1156
01:24:59,928 --> 01:25:01,128
j” sleeps all day and night j”
1157
01:25:01,346 --> 01:25:02,426
j” pretty's gonna get you I
1158
01:25:02,639 --> 01:25:04,850
j” coming round, bout to
get reckless tonight j”
1159
01:25:13,609 --> 01:25:16,028
I got the other boys,
gonna make some noise j”
1160
01:25:16,320 --> 01:25:18,447
j” if a hit a bitch, too,
with a weapon's choice j”
1161
01:25:18,739 --> 01:25:19,865
j” I see the law j”
1162
01:25:21,033 --> 01:25:21,533
- Take two.
1163
01:25:21,825 --> 01:25:22,367
Ah.
1164
01:25:22,659 --> 01:25:25,203
- You said all of your lines
before I could say mine.
1165
01:25:25,495 --> 01:25:26,663
- You're so fucking slow.
1166
01:25:26,955 --> 01:25:29,499
It's like you've gota problem.
1167
01:25:29,791 --> 01:25:30,791
J” stock of the night j”
1168
01:25:30,834 --> 01:25:31,914
j” pretty's gonna get you I
1169
01:25:31,960 --> 01:25:36,006
j” coming round, bout to
get reckless tonight j”
1170
01:25:36,298 --> 01:25:37,007
- fuck.
1171
01:25:37,299 --> 01:25:38,299
No.
1172
01:25:38,383 --> 01:25:39,635
Shit!
1173
01:25:39,926 --> 01:25:41,803
J” there is nothing more that can do I
1174
01:25:42,095 --> 01:25:43,095
what the fuck?
1175
01:25:44,806 --> 01:25:45,806
Shit.
1176
01:25:46,516 --> 01:25:47,516
Fuck yeah.
1177
01:25:48,518 --> 01:25:49,518
- Yeah.
1178
01:25:54,858 --> 01:25:58,153
I the devil got a pretty
girl free, that's me I
1179
01:25:58,445 --> 01:26:01,073
j” made a little pound
and the pops are free I
1180
01:26:01,365 --> 01:26:03,742
j” little bit—I'y nothing
in a burial site j”
1181
01:26:04,034 --> 01:26:05,194
j” gonna fuck and love 'em j”
1182
01:26:05,369 --> 01:26:06,369
j” gonna fuck you down j”
1183
01:26:06,620 --> 01:26:07,704
j” pretty little scabs j”
1184
01:26:07,996 --> 01:26:09,076
j” pretty's gonna get you I
1185
01:26:09,289 --> 01:26:10,289
j” gonna cut her off j”
1186
01:26:10,499 --> 01:26:11,667
j” pretty's gonna get you I
1187
01:26:11,958 --> 01:26:13,085
j” she's so dynamite j”
1188
01:26:13,377 --> 01:26:14,457
j” pretty's gonna get you I
1189
01:26:14,628 --> 01:26:16,838
j” coming round, bout to
get hammered tonight j”
1190
01:26:35,607 --> 01:26:36,607
- Good boy.
1191
01:26:40,237 --> 01:26:41,988
Fuck your stupid knee, bitch.
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