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Rose come on open the door

Come on you know what day it is

You guys act like it's f****** Christmas you do this every year

Come on let me in

You know how important this is to Mom and Dad

All right whatever

So you're going to need to put on Green

Green's not my color

If you don't do this you're going to get more than a pinch

Okay whatever

I don't see why you have to be so difficult all the time

I don't know what you're talking about

You just

Just go along with it this is what Mom and Dad really like

Look

All right it's important to Mom and Dad so I really think you should just go with it

You know

Do you think Mom's going to make me help decorate again

It's Saint Patrick's Day it's not a real f****** holiday

You know it's important to Mom and Dad

That we go along with this this is like their holiday

Do you think I can have my boyfriend over at some point today your boyfriend over yeah

I mean

On the family day don't you think that would

Feel a little weird

Not necessarily I mean he has my boyfriend

Yeah but

You know this is like the family day not the

Having your boyfriend over day

All right whatever

Do you know it's for lunch

I'm kind of already hungry

Yeah I don't know we'll have to you know ask them and see

But

First you're going to need to get dressed in something

Something green

Gross

I hate the color green

Oh geez

I mean it's not that bad

You look pretty good net

Says no one ever

To me right now

You have a green and so disgusting

Disgusting I don't know what you're talking about

I mean I don't think Green's that bad of a color

Cuz you you seen yourself

I mean literally look at yourself you look like a want to be f****** leprechaun bro

Nobody looks good and green

I mean I think I do

But I definitely don't

No

Cheese

Green is the lake absolutely disgusting color

I kind of like it

Yeah that's just cuz you're gross

I'm gross yeah

God

No same person likes the color green

Well

F*** you then I guess I'm insane I don't care you said it not me

Whatever

Whatever's right f****** weirdo

Do you at least think we're going to have a good dinner

I'm in probably you know mom always Cooks

Hopefully it's not a f****** roast chicken again

Hey by chance do you know what time it is

I guess I know my watch on me

You never wear a watch

I mean yeah it's on the charger what are you talking about

God dammit dude

Oh hey Mom

Tanya why you're not wearing green now I don't even want to be wearing green why is it such a big deal

You should put this one on I was telling her earlier I mean this is our family tradition

He doesn't make such a big deal out of all of this

You guys are making such a big deal out of nothing

All right give me your arm come on

Yep put it in

She is not better I'm not even

I'm going to keep the shirt on

How to stop

Rose you going to help your mom with decorations right

And you going to wear that f****** shirt are you going to go about your day nude fine no go

I don't know why they have to be so difficult yeah I don't get it either it's just a shirt

Oras I'm so happy they were doing this together

I'm so excited for somebody's day is going to be great though I'm going to cook something

Special for you I know they have a boyfriend now so you should tell him to come over for

I like can I possibly creating or just take my food you know that

In Europe is a big deal you know

We cook for a whole lot of stuff it's going to be great though

So let me see it this look

It's nice but I was thinking maybe we should move that

For f*** sake Mom it's just a decoration

I hate this holiday so maybe you should tell me what you would like to eat today I just pray it's

Euro's chicken no thanks Mom but it's terrible come on give me the satisfaction you know that I wait

Day long for holidays like 10 minutes

Pasta with cash up right I mean it is just like the easiest recipe and takes like 10 minutes

Good at the you know the pasta that I'm going to make anything better than your chicken Mom oh my God I'm not going to make chicken

I was thinking about making a nice pasta in order to cook the sauce for hours like we do is it tradition

Anything that'll keep you from Rambling On for another 5 minutes

I won't stop being excited about it so maybe you should just be excited too so it makes me

Abby wants in a while do you guys even celebrate this way you're from yes we do so yeah we should plan

Holiday together over there maybe on some Patrick's Day you can have our own St Patrick's Day in

Am I going to have to do this horrendous direct decorations out there or do you do something different

No my family is going to make them and I have to help again

I'm your daughter of course I'm lazy okay yeah you got to find you you

Some things but I really would like you to be involved with the holiday stuff you know please

Yeah we should have remove this one over the

So I think we're going to be busy for a little longer

And you still haven't told me

Please just never pasta like no pasta with cash up all the chicken I'm not going to make that one but something

Do you make plastic and Alfredo oh my God that's almost there yes

I recognize you are you my daughter for real

I mean I hope so you are my mom

Please like I'm fine

I think I'm going to think about what cooking by myself

Why you still keep helping me with the decoration

I'm going to buy some more

So oh God please no no

We have also

The living room Toyota

Like you to bring your boyfriend here I don't want my boyfriend to see this horrendous decorations

Do you end up European mama

So he's going to like it God I'm sure you never had the things that I'm going to cook for him

Chicken alfredo sauce

I'm just checking

So much better than last year

Thank you also like you have a wife that cooks for me yeah it's so great

What time you cook I eat everything

Happily what what did you do this I'm definitely take a little different it just took me a while

Can you dance and it's a new recipe

Oh man

Yeah I love it I can't I want this all the time

Love your food they never complain about anything

I got such a nice thumbnail

Hey Alex can I have your chicken

Oh man

Hello songs for

Yeah yeah I eventually you are nice chicken

Do not for chicken cuz I told you I hate your chicken but I guess

Do you like her chicken at least just lie to her

Offer chicken

I don't see it though

Actually honey once you're going to clean it up actually told my dry clean picked up if you could do that today I know you have a busy schedule

What do you mean I really need my work clothes

I think I can make time yet thank you so what about school

Oh I don't know if you're going to be happy to hear this but I'm failing math again

You know that's really the prove that we are mom and daughter because I used to be terrible

Oh my god dad that's just to see

Yeah but just one also I mean exactly why can't you be more like me

Tearing me to my brother

Listen to that because they both have potential they just express it in a different way

You reaches potential cuz I pushed him if you don't push her she's never going to reach it no come on you're being 2 hours so I don't think I'm being that hard

I would say before okay

Define

That's

She's going to be fine actually at some point I was going to ask your mom can I call it a day

You know that

It's a father that is going to decide that so you should ask him

I mean before you go we have to take a family photo

Oh my god oh you know

Put this song looks phenomenal I'm good but I look so good to live

No no no no no oh my God yes this will look

Beautiful on you

She hate you right and she looks great

I'm so glad our kids are getting along I couldn't pictured any other way I don't know why you have to be so difficult

Every Saint Patrick's Day

Because mom makes the same dish every year

Yeah it's really boring well you're in the holiday spirit now

Yeah forced to be and want to

I don't know I think this I think this leprechaun thing suits you you should wear all year round

Of course you would do you not me or call you calling you a f****** leprechaun you loser oh thank you

No and I like living at the we just had everyone was

Oh yeah I know it brings us so much closer together that we get to do all these things together with each other you know

Okay talk to that in mind though

Yeah

And it seems to be refined like even though I'm

I'm sorry Dad

Are those boyfriend wasn't here tonight

Everything happens for a reason sound

I like that better

So did your kids like dinner or

Yeah it was delicious so Mom did great as usual

Tell my familia

Yep we need these in our full volume

Turn down together

What's up from here

Do you want to be standing up playing and get some better photos

I want want something yeah make sure you get all the best angles honey okay

I'm going to be sending these out to everybody

I have just a beautiful family video

I just love you

She gets it after her mom doesn't she of course I have Mom's genetics

And I really like that you're wearing the

They didn't say that I gave you

Anything is better than that stupid hat oh yeah I like to have more honestly

So funny

But I think that this color goes better with the height it's so good

So I'll get you something else the next spot the next thing for this day something

Oh definitely anything about that hat again yeah

Definitely okay

So I'll keep it

Let's hope that I took enough pictures with you were in the house

I think we have enough for your mom

You should do something like this also for Christmas

Oh Lord

I'm a little disappointed though

Because you

The photovol

She should have brought the boyfriend I want to meet him

Claim Alex on that when he told me I couldn't have my boyfriend over because it was

Family thing it's a family thing every year come on guys I mean it's something

Okay fair enough

See if Alex is not perfect

I mean yeah it's fine enough I just want

A picture

Actually close

I love your smile

What do you want me to take a all right

Cause perfect say cheese cheese

I thought you have a seat now huh oh for sure

From every perspective your

So perfect I am the perfect family

Oh yes my love

You doing up so fast

Yeah she is can't believe her all grown up now she's able to handle so much the

Yeah I had two amazing parents

Honey why don't you help your daughter I want you came from spit

This looks so beautiful on

Why don't you help her get that offered

This is really tight next year I really should

Maybe by a size bigger huh yeah

Oh my brother oh my God I mean if she was wearing the leprechaun hat yeah you wouldn't have had to take that off

Yeah so indeed everyone prefer the

I did not know

I cooked you a beautiful dinner

We were even for the heart

It's been a very eventful day Mom

You always so busy lately so

So happy that we have to spend some time together

Yeah you can do it

Are you so grumpy dad I don't know

Maybe I'm grumpy

All right I'll try to let your dad sit down for a little bit oh for sure

What's old men can't stand for that long

Another for me

Things are going to make such good cards

You already started to think about that so

The Christmas spirit

Maybe it was your chicken

Hey Mom do you think we could FaceTime Uncle George or something I mean it is a holiday oh yes of course

So do you want to I kind of do I haven't talked to him in Forever what happened to you

What you can put in with me okay so let me see it

Let's call him

You know that is initially now so it's late

Is it later hopefully he answers

Okay

Oh talk to you

Yes I'm here with them

I've been over there

Alexa

And I'll spend

So you say that

You look beautiful tonight thank you

You want to say something to him I can translate because you know it doesn't speak English

Her cousins are doing okay

Kristen Virginia

Pascuala de Cabana

Uncle and the problem

That good but they're having problems in school like you you know so you're the

Hi and casa

Would you like to go visit him

Maybe yeah maybe this summer

You should have started

It'll give me a reason to do good in math

What kind did she give a buy now

I'm on the bus

Okay so you said that you can go you can go so

I'll send this with him

Okay

Diabras to go see a Boston Road

Okay so it's a towel to all of you

Sorry by Tyler

Oh my God

Looks always the same mom it's like he's not aging

Just distinguish if it was the same

What's that mine

I think I want to take some more pictures

August my family moments together

And I like that we were on wedding something green

I know they can give the kitchen so that's good

I have the rest of the night off

Unfortunate daughter has to go but

I have to get these photos done

I'll just be me you and my son

Comparison let's see that

But I should be teach Italian you know

I always prefer to

Sorry for letting them get it also

Around the house I never have enough pictures of you though

I know what happened

Thought I was the pretty one of the family you take pictures of him all the time

The game with this thing I mean I always say dad looks like a Calvin Klein model

You have to get it from somewhere that's right

I get my hairline from you dead

Okay

Mind speaking

Money going

Are you having fun with us

Turns out I did have fun you know I'm just not much of a morning person

Chief had to come barge into my room you're always so angry

Always if I get that from you or Dad

I wonder

I will answer today

So what do you want me to cook like the next holiday which is what is going to be the next holiday is going to be

Why don't we make some fettucc

Maria not a dog I mean

You said we had to cook it in a day start practicing right after it come home

Oh my God I'm loving this yeah we're going to spend quality time together

Going to be great

So I want to take a selfie with your dad

Isn't it beautiful love oh you just make such a beautiful couple

Not sure how he looks like Dad but I look like you yeah

You do a lot though you sure you didn't adopt him come on guys Jesus

You got to be why you always got to be so mean

Okay sorry but not really like your adopted

He was in the bathroom come on it definitely think he's adopted

You guys I think I should have no idea for a photo

Holy cow will give you a little Irish cream for the hell like how about that

Are you ready for it honey yes

She's my daughter

Are you ready

Oh yeah

Oh no that's it

That's kind of

That's it

Take all my brothers

Oh perfect yeah that's

There you go honey

Oh perfect

Alexa

So you tada

Cheers

Cheese video with a perfect

Oh you look so cute

Of course wow this was

The best St Patrick's Day Ever

So definitely better than last year's

But I'm happy that I did myself with you

You told the family photos so you can go now you know what

Maybe I won't go anywhere

Stay with the family yes my boyfriend