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I've always thought of myself as a superhero,

saving lives,

but not the kind who wears briefs on the outside.

I have to be good at observing people,

so I can be there when there's danger.

What's a good superhero name?

Super...

Harry?

Shit!

Like this girl.

She's too pretty

to be walking alone at night.

Luckily, I'm here.

Tonight,

I will save you, miss.

I still have work early tomorrow.

I can't die now, I have so much to do.

Shit.

Just my fucking luck.

I don't want to die in such a cliche way.

It'll be embarrassing to be in the news tomorrow.

-This is a hold-up! -There.

Of course, I'll enter when you're in real danger.

So it's more heroic.

Nice.

Hey! What are you doing?

Hi, Miss!

My name is Harry.

I'll be your savior.

This is nothing! I just want her money. I won't kill her.

Do I look like a fool to you?

You coward!

Did he hurt you, miss?

I got strangled a bit but,

I'm okay. Yeah. It's nothing.

Do you want-- a hospital?

I can take you to a hospital.

- You look dizzy. - Oh, there's no need.

It's a waste of money.

I don't like wasting money. Do you? I don't.

Okay, um, I have work in the morning.

I have to go. I owe you one, okay?

You're welcome.

Good thing I was around, because if I wasn't,

you could have been, you know.

Don't go yet.

Stay with me.

Tell me you're glad that I came along.

No reaction?

Fine. How about this?

Want to go out for coffee?

The thing is

I almost died tonight, so

maybe next time?

Yeah. Next time. In a less dangerous setup.

What?

- I've got to go. Bye! - Alright.

Take care! I'll take care.

Take care!

That's it?

Don't you even want to know who saved you?

That's fine.

See you again, next time.

Hey girl,

I think I hear some people fucking.

Harry, you're so good.

Why did you take this long to fuck me?

Sorry, I was just so shy.

Oh shit,

I didn't know you were shy.

Fuck!

Lester,

log out.

Another fantasy?

When will it come true?

Harry, I need you to grant access

to the new usernames of trainees.

- Fuck, okay, okay! - English only, please.

- Fuck, yes, yes! - You look tired.

Maybe you should take a break already.

I'm okay.

Are you sure?

You look like you got fucked by ten horses.

Wait. Where do I wipe this off?

- Just put it on the table. - No!

Because you tend to forget. This is urgent!

Just get it!

Thank you.

Please do it immediately. It's urgent.

Oh. What a waste.

Enjoying yourself, Monica?

Oh, Paula,

when will it all come true?

I promise, I'll do great. Just let it happen once.

Just kidding. Of course I respect you.

I'll only do it if you want to.

Consent, you know. Consent.

Just let me know, okay?

I'm a bit shy.

Forgive me, Paula,

I fucked you in my imagination again.

But really,

my intentions with you are pure.

As for your angel figurine, I'll give it back.

It's not that I'm stalking you,

I just want to make sure you're okay all the time.

Paula I--

Didn't I tell you to fucking wait for me?

Enter the villain.

I just did my TKS and you were already gone.

Just get in!

Hurry.

How weak of you, Super Harry.

Remember, the weak have no place in this world.

The nightshift's exhausting.

It drains my blood,

- and kills the-- - You lousy ingrate!

- Enter the other villain. - And where have you been?

You left the entire house in a mess.

Can't you clean up?

You're so fucking useless!

I just got home from work, didn't I?

I work nights, Ma.

I pay for the lights, the water,

I buy the food,

I buy you your meds.

How can I do the dishes while I'm at work?

You didn't even clean up?

Sorry, Ma, I'll do them right away.

Well, duh!

So you'd be useful for once.

Fucking useless child!

What?

Now you're looking away?

- You're lucky I love you-- - Look at me when I'm talking to you!

You're so damn useless!

Ma, why do carry so many

pans?

What do you care if I've got a lot of pans?

I can hurl how ever many pans I want at you.

It's none of your business.

You never listen to me.

Why are you so slow?

You left the whole house in a mess!

Exactly like you are!

Look at yourself.

Hey, I'm talking to you! I'm not done talking!

You bastard!

Not only are you ugly as hell,

but you've also got a bad personality!

You're fucking useless!

You push me around while I'm talking?

Come back here!

Hey!

Hey!

Every superhero has a weakness,

and this,

this is mine.

You look more like a villain than a superhero.

Fuck.

Why does this one look weak?

Didn't I just say,

that the weak have no place in this world?

The weak get fooled, oppressed,

and stepped on like shit.

I'm sorry, goldfish.

I'm just saving you from the cruelty of this world,

to end your suffering.

I hope I can also save you from this cruel world, mama.

And you, Iris,

when are you going to unblock me?

This is starting to look like my personal diary.

Oh,

sorry.

Are you sleepy too?

Is it because there's no one else to talk to in IT?

And it gets really tiring on this floor.

Too many calls on queue.

I didn't even get to sleep well last night.

Why are you dressed like that again?

They keep saying: "It's not how she dresses,"

"but how perverted he is."

But I just can't help it, you know?

Are you even wearing panties?

You might get cold.

It might make you pee.

Paula, you're peeing? Don't--

Harry, your tumbler is overflowing!

Shit! Sorry.

You really are out of it.

Your skin's so fair, Paula.

We're meant to be, because I have light skin too.

Damn it, there's a new one.

Until when do you plan on being a punching bag for that asshole?

You need someone to save you.

You need me.

We need to talk.

- I won't allow this to-- - Article 25

of the company handbook explicitly states

rules against sexual harrassment

against co-employees

will be penalized by immediate termination.

Not to mention,

blacklisting in the BPO industry

and possible jail time.

- I didn't-- - The news!

I'm talking about the news.

Oh.

Why so guilty?

Have you been molesting someone in the office?

That's unacceptable.

You could go to jail for that.

Wait, I can't go to jail.

I've got too many people to save.

People like you.

Your life's so sad that you can't even fix your hair.

You're probably still a virgin.

How do I save you?

Fuck,

why did I have to meet The One when I haven't taken a shower?

How embarrassing.

How are we supposed to fall in love?

You're so beautiful, Miss.

But why do you look so sad?

Or is it just your eyes that look sullen?

You're smiling at people but I feel like

that's not how you really smile.

Do I walk up to you?

Why not?

I'll just take a flyer.

But I might accidentally grab something else.

Hi.

I think what you need is someone to make you happy.

You need someone to rescue you from your eternal sadness.

Well, here I am.

I'm here to save you from--

Hey wait, I was talking to you.

How much longer should I wait for you?

I'm starting to look like a stalker.

I'm starving.

If I go in now,

and get an hour long massage,

then commute to work,

I'll still be late for work.

I'm going in--

Oh no, wait.

What do I say?

Shit!

Look at this guy go straight in.

He doesn't care.

Thank you, sir.

Hey, babe!

Are you looking to get a massage?

What are you looking for?

Wow, this place feels like Divisoria.

You're not bad.

But you're nothing like that girl from earlier.

I want her to give me a massage.

Here's a menu of services.

Menu?

What is this? A restaurant?

What's--

What feels good here?

As in, the "good" kind of massage?

Shit,

she might think I was asking for a girl that feels good.

I thought you were asking for a girl that feels good.

What?

Which massage do you want?

Swedish? Dry?

Thai or traditional?

There are so many.

Which one comes with a fuck?

It's my first time, actually. I don't know anything about--

I can see that, babe.

The mouth on this bitch.

We're here to take care of you.

Come closer.

The options are, Fantasy massage,

Dreamland massage and Paradise.

How are those different?

The Fantasy massage,

comes with two masseuses.

For Dreamland,

the two masseuses,

wear costumes of your choice.

As for Paradise,

both therapists are fully naked.

It comes with Lingam.

What is Lingam?

Really?

You don't know what Lingam is?

Why would I even ask if I knew?

Lingam,

we'll massage your dick,

- along with your balls. - What?

Shit! What the fuck?

Just the thought of someone touching my balls, makes me want to cum.

So which massage will it be?

Paradise!

Good choice.

- That will be 4000. - 4000?

Yeah!

It's a good deal, babe.

Fully naked.

I'll just go with Swedish.

What a waste!

Are you sure?

Shit,

why did I have to be born poor?

Would they accept a promissory note?

Please, choose your masseuse.

Both Honey and Darling are available.

With them, you'd have sweet nicknames for each other.

What about that fair-skinned girl--

We are all that's available, sir.

What?

Then who was giving out flyers earlier?

Was she a ghost?

Ohh...

You're not a ghost.

You're an angel.

Yes, babe?

Her...

Is she available?

Of course not! She owns the place. What's wrong with you?

Business-minded.

Independent.

You have a beauty mark on your lip,

so that means your mouth is talented.

Apple?

What a beautiful name!

I'd like to take a bite.

Babe? What now?

Who do you want?

Hey, babe!

Cherrie Ann!

Didn't I explicitly ask you

not to call our clients "babe"?

Hi, sir!

Who would you like as your therapist?

What a beautiful voice.

It's like a sweet lullaby.

Sir?

You should pick Cherrie Ann.

She's very good.

She's the best.

Okay.

Let's go, babe.

I mean, "sir".

Sir.

Let's go, sir.

See you later!

Are you sure you don't want Paradise?

I told you I don't have the money.

It's worth the money, I promise.

This way, Babe.

What happened to calling me "sir"?

Sorry, I just can't get used to calling people "sir".

I'm a working student.

The only ones I call "sir" are my professors.

That's okay.

Come on in.

Have a seat.

What a cheap cologne.

Damn it.

I really thought I was going to be with Apple.

What's that?

That's what we call,

a round of applause.

That's probably the client,

being so impressed by

the therapist.

That explains the clapping.

Oh.

You're cute.

You're so innocent.

You should prepare.

I'll be back when you're ready.

What do you mean by prepare?

- What do you mean by prepare? - Shit how embarrassing.

Such a virgin.

I won't ever come back here.

What I mean is,

take off all your clothes.

Could we, maybe, turn off the lights?

So you like it with the lights off?

Okay.

Shit!

She might get turned off by this.

What do they care?

I'm a customer.

The customer is always right.

At the office, we're encouraged to go the extra mile.

What did you get yourself into, Harry?

This isn't something superheroes do.

But no real superhero ever backs down from a challenge.

Wait. It doesn't smell like cheap cologne.

Apple? Is that you?

Should we start, sir?

Shit! That's her.

This is it!

Is it good?

I'm sorry, Apple,

my dick is so hard, I think it's going to explode.

Harder, sir?

Shit. This will make me even harder.

Think of other things!

Rats, garbage, shit, shit, shit!

Wait!

Don't go there yet.

Your hands are so soft,

I'm getting harder.

Smells amazing.

I was almost there.

Please lie on your back, sir.

What?

Lie on your back and face up.

Fuck, I knew this would all be worth it.

This is it!

Fuck,

I knew it.

Are you okay, sir?

Of course not!

I'm fine.

You?

On your back, please.

Do I have to?

How will I finish the massage,

if you don't turn around?

Come on.

So--sorry.

What's wrong?

What for?

It's a nice compliment.

Because it can only mean

that I'm good at what I do. Right?

You're good.

Easy! You might bruise me.

Sorry.

I'm just enjoying this.

What?

You know,

extra service isn't allowed.

But for you?

I'm willing to risk it.

-Now, this one's real. -This is on me.

Wait, wait a minute.

Aren't you put off by my vitiligo?

You mean this?

That's really not an issue.

Um, actually Vitil--

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Let's make that better than okay.

This is happening right now.

This is actually happening.

Shit!

Your turn to be on top.

Come on.

Face me.

Oh god, I'll do it.

More!

Faster!

Faster!

More!

Are you okay, babe?

I'll get you a towel.

Just relax.

I said no!

- Come on! - I don't do that.

I'll pay you.

Extra service is not allowed, sir.

No one will know.

I refuse sir!

I won't tell on you if you say yes.

Ma'am Apple, he's forcing me to!

Please, Sir. That's against the law.

Oh, really?

You think I don't know what really happens in here?

Leave sir!

Here, Babe, your towel.

What happened?

Oh, that's nothing.

Honey had a customer who was forcing her to do extra service.

I'm sorry, Cherrie.

Hey, what's wrong with you?

Don't say sorry. I made this happen.

Just don't tell the police.

Of course, I won't.

I'd be dumb to do that

to my first girl.

Don't worry, Honey. I'll take care of it.

I'll make sure it won't happen again.

Forget about that creep.

Please don't resign.

Those perverts.

They deserve to have their dicks cut off and fed to the dogs.

Wow!

You're not just strong, you're violent too.

Don't worry Apple,

I'll take care of that pervert.

-Thank you. -I hope you'll be okay.

Take care.

See you tomorrow!

I won't ever do with you the things I do with other girls.

I won't stalk you either.

Hello there.

Sorry, I decided to just follow you.

I just want to make sure you get home safe.

Hi, Uncle.

I'm on my way home.

Oh, so you have an uncle?

I'm just at the grocery.

Wait, I was going to bring you groceries.

I just want to do it on my own.

Okay, alright.

Don't skip any meals and take care.

Bye, Uncle,

see you, bye bye, thank you.

Wait,

is this some kind of trap?

Is this a test?

Wait,

I just need a souvenir.

Miss, you dropped your wallet.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Anything for you.

Oh,

you plan on drinking tonight.

What's the problem?

I can be there for you.

While you're cleaning the house?

That's good, and productive.

I haven't tried that but sure,

for you, I'm willing to do that.

What are you buying?

You've been there a while.

Wait.

You were the one forcing Honey to do extra service.

It's definitely you.

Apple? Wait! What's happening?

Shit!

Damn you, fat pig!

I lost Apple because of you!

Okay, this is easy.

Apple.

What's her surname?

Mendoza? Is that what Cherrie Ann said?

Of course, Apple Mendoza is a very common name.

Still nothing?

Is she not on social media?

Elusive.

Let's try the spa's name.

Infinite Touch.

Nothing?

Cherrie Ann!

There you are!

I can look for Apple on your friends list.

Shit! Really, nothing?

Wait,

I can't give up just yet.

What? You're already in the news?

There, Apple.

You have nothing more to worry about.

Just like you said,

he got what he deserved.

You can focus on me now.

I almost forgot.

I haven't saved you yet.

Hey, what's the problem?

English only, please.

Uh, what's the problem?

I was in the middle of a call,

then suddenly my system started hanging.

- Do you know what the issue is? - I know.

I did it,

so you'd have to call me.

I don't know yet.

Let me check.

Sorry, Paula.

Apple smells nicer.

Her cleavage is deeper.

I'll put you in the back burner for now.

Everyone else's system is running,

except for mine.

I don't,

know what seems to be the problem here.

This is not the first time you've had this, right?

Yes, it's not the first time.

I've seen that before.

Huh?

This.

It's nothing.

I bumped myself in the pantry on the way to the floor.

- Did Lester do this? - No, he didn't!

- "Leche!" I know he's hurting you-- - English only, please.

What's "leche" in English again?Uh, leech?

I, I know--

Listen, listen,

he has nothing to do with this.

Can you please mind your own business,

and fix my computer?

I'm trying to save you here, but no,

have it your way then.

What's this?

English only, please.

Are you a fucking idiot?

You're the idiot here,

you fucking animal.

Okay,

I've moved on from Paula.

She can shove her damn boyfriend down her throat.

I'll just stick with Apple from now on.

At least, we're getting closer now.

Well,

eventually.

What?

We're going another way this time?

This is getting confusing.

I've been following you for days,

and I still don't know where you live.

Enjoy your food, ma'am.

Thank you! This is my favorite Italian restaurant.

What?

Isn't that what you told the waiter at that Chinese restaurant?

You also said that at the Spanish restaurant.

You've got a lot of favorite restaurants.

- Hi! - Have I kept you waiting?

No, not really.

Sorry, I've already ordered. I'm hungry already.

Now, who's this new assface?

I should be the one apologizing because I'm late.

No, it's fine.

Babe? What's that supposed to mean? Babe?

I've never even seen you before, and you're "Babe?"

Sorry, it's been a while since we last saw each other.

- Are you hungry? - Yeah.

So you have a boyfriend, Apple.

Do you want to try the--

Do you have your order, sir?

What's good here?

We have meatball spaghetti, and pizza.

Your choice.

I'd like the best one you have.

Uh, they're all the best sir--

- Just get me the spaghetti. - Of course, right away, sir.

- Do you want that? - Yeah.

Okay, let's order that.

I've been following you for a while,

but I still have no idea who you are.

Oh yeah, I forgot I had this!

Yes, yes!

No, no!

This is what's on the calling card.

You're so dumb, Harry.

Of course, you call first

just to find out if it's all bogus.

What the fuck?

Someone's fucking?

Inside the Training Room?

You didn't even lock the door.

Bingo!

Lester, you son of a bitch.

Let's see what Paula thinks of this.

Hi! Good morning! Welcome to Infinite Touch Spa.

Uh, hello,

- I want a massage. - Yes, of course!

What kind of massage, sir?

I want the one I got before.

From last time?

From last time?

Sorry, my memory seems to be failing me.

Can you help me remember?

Am I really not that special to you?

You really don't remember me?

Sir, you're spacing out.

Oh, I think it was a hard massage.

Oh, hard? That's one mode of massage.

- Would you like-- - I think it was "Paradise."

We don't have anything under that name. What is Paradise--

Oh, that must be from the other massage parlor.

Yeah, I'm mistaken.

Cherrie Ann, you liar.

She made it all up.

Oh!

Maybe I could take a look at the menu.

Yes, of course!

Here.

I'll choose the Swedish massage.

Then I want Cherrie Ann to be my therapist.

Oh, so you have been here before!

You know our therapists.

Sorry that I wasn't able to remember you.

Don't worry, if you visit more, I'll be able to remember you.

Bingo!

You really thought you could hide where you live from me?

You shouldn't leave your things lying around like this.

Come here.

Huh? Where's the client? He was just here.

Ma'am, I didn't see anyone here.

My god, ma'am!

Was he a ghost? I knew there was something spooky about this place.

Stop watching too many horror films.

Nice house.

But how do I get in?

I've got it!

Thanks Mr. Courier, for the idea.

Delivery!

Delivery for one Apple Mendoza!

Ma'am, Apple Mendoza?

Delivery for Apple Mendoza!

She might suspect something's up.

Oh, she's calling.

Ma'am Apple?

Yes, ma'am!

I'm here in front of your house.

So I should go in?

But I think it's locked!

I should climb over the gate?

No, it's fine. I can climb it.

Okay, I understand ma'am.

- She said I should climb over. - Well,

it's your call.

Oh, it's not locked.

Damn it.

Wait, there's nothing here.

Does anyone really live here?

You're so stupid, Harry,

you didn't even check if it was her address in the first place.

Just a bed?

All she does is sleep and have sex?

Fuck, there's someone here! Shit!

Who the hell is he?

Fuck, he locked the door.

Welcome home!

So, this really is your house.

Fuck, this is it!

This is happening!

Finally, Apple,

this is not a dream.

Shit! Shit!

I can't believe you don't close your doors.

What if a pervert gets in?

You're lucky that I'm here to protect you.

What's with this guy?

Well, I'll have to leave you now.

Wait.

I'm taking a souvenir.

Sorry, Apple,

I'll never do this again.

I won't come back.

It's too dangerous.

I've been buying you groceries,

but you never eat at home.

She likes to eat at restaurants.

Yeah, what's wrong with that?

Who even are you? What are you to her?

Who do you even eat with when you go out?

Lots of people.

She's more connected than an MLM rep.

No one. I go alone.

Oh wow! So you're a liar too, Apple?

I'll say this, Apple,

take care of yourself.

I can look after myself, okay?

I know you can.

I just want you to be safe.

It's just dangerous.

You should stop bringing groceries over, Uncle.

They'll just go to waste.

So you're the uncle.

Safe.

Hi, Uncle! Nice to meet you.

Just don't skip any more meals.

I'll be at St. Matthews all day, tomorrow.

St. Matthews Hospital?

You're a doctor?

Fuck! Right now?!

Shoo!

Stop! Who are you?!

You're a thief! You're trespassing!

Fuck! I'm blown.

Out of my way!

Apple!

-Uncle, what happened? - There was a man in the house!

- What?! - A thief! He ran off.

- Where? - He got away! Call the police!

Get me some ice! Hurry, Apple!

Which one do I do first?

Get the police, or get you some ice?

Get me the ice! This hurts!

What is your place in Apple's life?

I can't have you get in the way of me and Apple.

Doc, thank you for taking care of my mother.

Doc?

So you really are a doctor, Uncle.

Don't mention it.

Just stick to healthy living, okay?

- Of course, doctor. - Thanks again!

Doc! You're still here?

- Yeah. - You're well past your shift.

I'm doing overtime,

- You're so kind. - someone needs to be on-call for the ICU.

I'll be going now.

So, Uncle Doc's a really good guy.

Nothing to worry about.

Have you received what my lawyers sent you?

Couldn't you wait at home?

No I couldn't.

Can't you just sign?

I'll have to study it, at home.

What's to study?

We don't love each other anymore.

You lied to me way before we got married.

That's enough grounds for annulment.

So all you need to do,

is fucking sign the goddamn paper!

Thanks for being the spineless man that you are.

And now you're wondering why I need to leave you?

Bernard, you don't satisfy me!

You're fucking impotent!

Literally!

Is this too much to ask?

So for god's sake,

just please,

Bernard, just so we can move on,

sign the damn papers for our annulment!

Okay?

You know, all the stress is ruining my Botox!

My gosh! I've spent so much on these.

Sign them! Alright?

Seems like this guy needs a savior too.

Following you is exhausting, Apple.

But I'll still do it for you,

even if I don't get any sleep.

From now on I'll take care of you.

What are you doing with that?

You shouldn't waste your time on that!

Your son is crazy.

Who's the bastard's father?

Excuse me, he can't possibly be my child.

He's ruining my day.

Didn't you promise me something?

Let's go to our room.

Just leave him!

Didn't you promise me we'd go somewhere?

Hold on, why am I in the hospital?

Wait, I got ran over.

Sir?

Please lie down, sir.

Sir, please lie down.

No, I'm fine!

Sir, lie down, please!

No, I'm fine!

Doc!

Fuck, what are these?

I can't stay in St. Matthews.

Shit!

Sir! Please don't hurt yourself!

Sir, don't hurt yourself, please!

Please, calm down!

Fuck!

Don't they have other doctors here?

What the fuck is this? A fucking soap opera?

Aren't there any other characters?

Do you want to share a ride?

Let's go!

This is useless!

Just as useless as you are.

If you don't want to go to jail,

stay the fuck away from me!

So? Shouldn't you go already?

Give me all your money!

Or I'll blow your head off!

What?!

Shh! Don't make a sound!

I thought I told you to go away!

We're about to die here, and that's what you're thinking of?

Alright, fine.

We're friends now.