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Let the Lip Sync LaLaPaRuZa Smackdown begin.

[suspenseful music]

We battling each other.

One goes down. One goes up.

One goes down. One goes up.

Three of you remain, but only two of you

will lip-synch for your life.

[gasps] Ah!

Anetra, who do you choose to save?

♪ ♪

Spice.

[mouthing words]

Anetra, shantay, you stay.

Jax, sashay away.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race"

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics

and a gag-worthy grand prize of $200,000,

served by Cash App,

with extra-special guest judge Julia Garner.

♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race" ♪

♪ May the best drag queen win, best drag queen win ♪

[upbeat music]

New day. Who dis?

Another day, another slay.

It is the top nine, and I'm feeling fine.

To have survived the Lip Sync LaLaPaRuZa

on my first lip sync feels really good.

- Oh. - Jaxie.

Jax has just gone home, and it kind of felt

like a long time coming.

In total, she lip-synched five times this season.

And she's a sick performer, but I mean, after five times,

like, what more can you give?

"I love you all and cannot wait to see you on the road.

P.S., Anetra, I will get you back."

[laughter]

Girl, I have some battle scars

from this fucking Lip Sync Smackdown.

They put me through the wringer, bitch.

And I had to battle Simone Biles.

But I did come out a winner.

So how's everybody feeling after surviving LaLaPaRuZa?

I was fully kidding when I said

my top era started yesterday.

It's starting today.

- Oh, oh! - I meant today.

I agree. I'm starting my congeniality era right now.

[laughter]

[door opens]

Hello, hello, hello.

[all screaming]

Nautical fit!

Oh, my God.

My queens, now, as you all know,

this season marks the 15th anniversary

of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

And this week is our 200th episode.

Can I get a gay-men?

[all cheering]

Oh, my God!

And we are going to celebrate.

- Ooh. - Aww.

First, for today's mini challenge,

through the magic of green screen,

you need to photobomb iconic moments

in "Drag Race" herstory.

- Ooh. - Oh, werk.

- Okay. - All right.

Now, you'll have 15 minutes to get into quick,

attention-grabbing drag

using items provided by PrettyLittleThing.

Ooh.

Go.

- Aah! - Oh!

This is cute.

Thank God I'm so pretty.

All I need is five minutes to do my makeup.

[laughter]

All right, ladykins, time is up.

First up, Salina Es Titties photobombing

Laganja Estranja's season six entrance.

Aah!

Come on, season 15.

Let's get EsTitties.

You wanted a twist, eh?

[laughs]

She's leaving it all on the floor.

Anetra photobombing Willow Pill.

Oh, is that bread?

- From her toaster. - [laughs]

If you stay bready, you ain't got to get...

Bready.

[laughter]

What about, like, jumping into the bathtub?

How you gonna capture that in a still...

Ooh! Oh!

Oh. Oh!

Oh, girl.

She don't want no Will Pill,

but she do want a bubble bath.

Malaysia Babydoll Foxx

photobombing Miss Vanjie.

♪ Miss Malaysia ♪

♪ Miss Malaysia ♪

Spice photobombing Lady Gaga.

[boing] [laughter]

Oh, you gonna show your disco stick.

Luxx Noir London

photobombing Vivacious and Ornacia

leaping into season six.

[grunts]

It's the grunting for me.

[laughs]

[grunts]

Here's to the ladies who launch.

Mistress Isabelle Brooks photobombing me

and Morgan McMichaels. [pop]

Morgan, over here.

Oh!

[pop]

[laughter]

Up next, we've got Marcia Marcia Marcia.

Oh, my God. You've never looked prettier.

[laughter]

Now, you'll be photobombing

the crowning of Jinkx Monsoon.

Oh, I see some Linda Evangelista there.

Sasha Velour has never looked so good.

[laughter]

Talk about bald ambition.

Sasha Colby photobombing me...

- Mama. - At the DESPY Awards.

Girls.

[laughs]

This was the time that I saw Michelle

out of hair and makeup.

Loosey photobombing

Serena Chacha in the water tank.

Oh.

Oh.

[laughter]

I think your LaDuca is showing.

[laughter]

Ladykins, the winner of today's mini challenge is...

[drumroll]

Anetra.

[cheers and applause]

- [laughter] - Yes!

You won a cash prize of $2,500,

courtesy of PrettyLittleThing.

Come on, Miss Cannonball.

[laughter]

My queens, to keep this party going,

for this week's maxi challenge, we are throwing a ball.

[all screaming]

Good God!

And since the traditional

15th anniversary gift is crystal,

we're having ourselves a Crystal Ball, darling.

All: Ooh!

Now, you need to serve three sickening looks.

Look number one: Start Your Engines.

[engine turning over]

An update of my classic racing suit

like we've never seen it before.

Look number two: My Favorite Ball.

You take on an Eleganza look from one of our past balls

and make it your very own.

Look number three: Crystallized Eleganza.

Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo.

Using accessories and materials

from Zelouf Fabrics,

you need to create a look from scratch

that is dripping in crystals.

- Ooh. - Oh, okay.

I love that.

And, ladykins, whatever you do,

go balls to the wall.

Period.

I've been waiting for this since I've gotten here

because I love to sew my own costumes.

And it's my job now to show these people

that I am the one to beat.

Racers, start your engines.

And may the best drag queen win.

Ooh! [applause]

[upbeat music]

- Whoo! - Good God!

- Oh! - Ooh!

Baby, it's the 15th anniversary

of "RuPaul's Drag Race,"

so we are throwing a Crystal Ball, baby.

We got to serve three different looks on the runway.

The first two looks, we get to bring from home.

But the last look, baby, we have to make that here.

Got all my shit falling.

Aah!

It's crystal Armageddon.

Fabric is being pulled and torn.

- Oh! - Nobody is safe.

[items shattering]

[people scream]

- Come on, Loosey! - Showgirls!

The girls are girling.

The girls are definitely girling.

These girls aren't playing any games.

- Girl, I... - It's literally...

Literally, I lifted it up.

Marcia, it's... Yeah, you lifted it up,

but you didn't grab it.

Okay.

I'm trying to win a crown and some money,

so, like, I'm thinking about myself.

I'm worried about Heidi.

Mama!

Oh, my gosh, no one's going for gold.

Everyone's going for silvers or whites.

So I got the perfect fabric that would match

my skin perfectly, and I got all these appliqués.

I am not a sewer by any means,

but I know my body, and I love fashion,

so I'm just hoping it's enough.

♪ ♪

Crystallized.

- Got your crystal hair? - [laughs]

The inspiration for this is Kennedy Davenport.

Trey didn't like the session,

so he had gutted me.

But you know I didn't die.

- I crystallized. - I have crystallized. [laughs]

This gown is stressing me the fuck out.

Like, crystals can take a lot of time,

especially if you're working with a lot of them.

So time is definitely of the Jaida Essence Hall.

And now I'm a Glamazon bitch ready for the runway...

I hope.

♪ ♪

Hey, squirrel friends!

All: Hi!

We've got company.

- Oh, it's just me. - Oh!

- Ah! - Don't worry.

Hi, Carson!

Hi, everybody. Hi, angels.

- Come on, darling. - Okay.

All right, Spice, come on over.

50% less Sugar.

Yeah! [laughs]

Everyone's doing it.

So let's talk design.

Well, basically I'm all about the purse.

I love an outfit that kind of revolves around a purse.

- Yes, of course. - Mm-hmm.

So I saw this, and I was like, ooh!

Kind of like a disco night almost, like...

If you come out just holding a disco ball,

like, Christmas tree ornament as a bag,

not gonna cut it.

A lot of the silhouettes that you have come here with

are very similar.

So this being a design challenge

is an opportunity to maybe switch it up.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

We all know you're gorgeous,

but some of your looks have lacked personality.

We know that you have it.

This is your storytelling moment.

Who is Spice?

Give us a little bit extra.

After hearing Carson's critiques,

we have to make this more.

And by more, I'm just assuming more fabric.

The last design challenge, I was safe,

so I'm excited for this one.

I'm like, we're gonna up the ante.

I may not know how to sew,

but I can give you a longer skirt.

You know, I might still have a split up to the cooch,

but it's still gonna be more fabric, so...

All right, Mistress!

Are you learning how to work that sewing machine?

Actually, quite the opposite, love.

I was offering her some advice.

[laughter]

I hope you get it, baby!

Okay.

Ciao, this saucy bitch.

Oh, you've done a board. A board!

I want to really just go full glam, like, full pageant,

- Texas tease. - Mm-hmm.

I know a lot of other girls are doing gowns,

but some things are looking very gluttonous and gaudy.

So I want to make sure that I'm utilizing

the embellishments and kind of using them

to still shape my body.

Sure, okay.

I think that most of the time, the big girls

aren't necessarily known for their fashion,

so I'm hoping to shake things up this go-round.

So now, you've revealed your big personality.

How did the other girls react to that?

I think that the other girls could be

intimidated by it at times.

I might come off a little aggressive

because at the end of the day, I'm here to win.

I think that at times, the girls

think I'm playing games.

But one thing they can't deny is that I keep it real.

That's right. All right, kiddo.

I can't wait to see what you do on the runway.

- Knock 'em dead. - Thank you.

Salina EsTitties.

Ooh, she bringing everything over here!

Oh, good. Yeah.

So what do you have there?

I'm giving very, like, beautiful evening gown,

like, red carpet moment.

- Ooh. - Okay.

This is, like, the base, and I was thinking

of using this pretty lace to go over it.

So I was gonna layer this on top

to give a nude illusion and this, like, sparkly.

But I have all this trim.

So I was gonna maybe use this to, like,

do the trim and, like, the slit.

There's a slit down the leg.

Well, I'm hearing a lot of stuff.

- Yeah. - I'm hearing a lot of stuff.

- Okay, yes. - And...

This is pretty busy.

Then you have that tape.

And then you have this nude illusion burnout.

That's three very busy things.

Got it.

So if style is not maybe your forte,

keep it simple, but make it amazing.

And make sure you sell it on the runway.

I need that.

Only 'cause my last design moment landed me

in the bottom, I just want to make sure

I deliver this time, so yeah.

Sure.

So how are you doing emotionally?

I think coming here, like, I walked

through the entrance room very confident,

knowing exactly who I was.

And the minute I got out of drag here, I was like,

this is weird and there's, like, a lot

of confidence everywhere else.

So I felt like I shrunk myself.

It has to do with the saboteur

trying to rear its ugly head.

It's not as important as it's making itself out to be.

- Mm-hmm. - Yeah.

Listen, let the emotions come.

It's okay. Let it all hang out.

We fall in love with you because of the emotion.

Don't be afraid of it.

You know, having been in the bottom

from a design challenge already,

like, I'm going into this with a little more pressure.

I'm tired of being safe.

And I'm damned if I'm gonna be

in the bottom again on a design challenge.

Thank you so much.

Thank you.

♪ ♪

- So, Loosey. - Yes, baby?

Do you think you have a chance

of winning this challenge?

Yeah, I definitely think I have a chance

of winning this challenge.

'Cause I think the girls got really scared last week,

'cause I feel like you got really mad

that you didn't win.

[laughter]

You're really trying it today.

Loosey, just admit that you wanted to win the challenge.

That part.

There was no winner of the challenge.

No, they're talking about the one you was going crazy about.

That I was going crazy about?

[laughter]

I'm fucking pissed.

I'm very, very upset that I was not in the top.

Y'all can have literal mental breakdowns.

I say once that I was pissed I was safe,

and now we have to talk about it the rest of the season.

[gasps] Why is she standing up?

Loosey, stop!

[laughter]

Mistress is doing this thing.

I think half of it is joking, and I think half of it

is her trying to get in my head.

And you know what? Fine.

I'm just gonna keep winning challenges.

Who is a bitch in here who knows how to dart

stuff to make it smaller?

Is that the one you've been reading this whole time?

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

Sleeping Beauty has arrived!

Okay, barely.

It is the runway day of runway days.

It is the Crystal Ball.

Ah!

We have to present three looks on the runway tonight.

We are also hitting the 200th episode

of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

And honestly, I feel so honored to be here.

♪ ♪

Does anybody have, like, queer siblings?

- I have a gay brother. - What?

- Older or younger? - He's a year younger than me.

- Oh! - You have siblings, no?

- You're the oldest? - Yeah.

I have three younger siblings,

but my mom and I don't speak.

Oh, really?

And it's been, like, five years.

What happened?

I used to live in a house with my stepfather,

my mom's kids, my brothers.

She kind of found my drag and my wigs

and my makeup in my closet one day.

And she, like, confronted me about it, and she was like,

it's okay.

You can come out and you can, like, be who you are.

You don't have to hide yourself.

So for, like, a week, I was, like, feeling really good.

I was, like, really comfortable in the house.

And then, like, a week later...

After a week of, you know, having that conversation

with her, she told me that I was making everybody

in the house uncomfortable

and that I had to leave,

like, right away.

[somber music]

And...

♪ ♪

I had to leave the house without saying goodbye to...

To my brothers and my family.

And I had to...

♪ ♪

I'm sorry.

[crying]

♪ ♪

I just want to, like, hug you.

Like, fucking sucks, bro.

Yeah.

One positive thing that came out of it was,

I ended up reconnecting with my biological father.

He and I had a really rocky relationship when I was a kid.

But he actually ended up being one of my,

like, greatest supporters now.

♪ ♪

And he ended up taking me in,

and he bought me my first sewing machine.

Is there still part of you that wants to go home,

you know?

For me, like, my entire life,

I felt like I can't be who I am,

and then I was told that I could be,

and then never mind.

So I still think that kind of, like, lingers.

I'm not gonna complain, because I love my life

and I'm so happy with my partner and my career.

I'm on fucking "RuPaul's Drag Race."

But I do wish that I had my mom.

♪ ♪

Love you.

I love you.

I'm sorry if I got makeup on your shirt.

No, please!

I'll gonna sell it and make money off of it.

Stop! [laughter]

I got the fucking duck on my shirt.

[upbeat music]

Okay, y'all, it's the 15th anniversary

of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

There have been some crazy moments

on this show that are iconic.

I quote it all the time,

the fight between Shangela and Mimi Imfurst.

I don't have a sugar daddy.

I've never had a sugar daddy.

If I wanted a sugar daddy, yes,

I probably could go out and get one

because I am what? Sickening!

- You bitch! - Oh!

[laughs]

Alyssa Edwards in general

- just doing anything. - Anything.

I do a really good Alyssa Edwards.

Coco, you're gonna have put a little more pink

up in that eye.

Both: Girl, look how orange you fucking look, girl.

Ooh! [laughs]

Bianca as Judge Judy was pretty iconic.

Oh, that was... baloney!

That is correct, Judge Judy.

Not a match, Your Honor.

Baloney!

I love...

both: Opulence!

You own everything!

One of my favorite moments was Ongina being so vulnerable

- and coming out as HIV positive. - Oh, my God, yeah.

I've been living with HIV

for the last two years of my life,

and this means so much to me!

[crying] Oh, my God!

Ongina, you're an inspiration.

Thank you.

It was just an amazing moment for the show

and, like, for gay culture, period.

I'm sorry, Rebecca Glasscock walking in in jeans

paved the way for me and Sugar

walking in with our little miniskirts.

Rebecca Glasscock walked so y'all could...

What do you do?

She walked so we could trot!

[laughter]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

[laughter]

♪ ♪

♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪

[cheers and applause]

Wow!

Welcome to the main stage

of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

Michelle Visage, do you know what today is?

Ru, can we talk?

I don't even know what year it is.

[laughs]

Style superstar Carson Kressley,

do you know what today is?

Ooh, is it hump day, Ru?

I love hump day.

[laughter]

The incredible Julia Garner.

Welcome to our show!

Do you know what today is?

Just the best day of my life.

[laughter]

Thank you very much, but that is not

the answer I was looking for.

[laughs]

Today is our 200th episode.

- Wow! - Can you believe that?

You don't look a day over 100.

- [laughs] - I agree.

And to celebrate, I brought some "Cake & Candy."

- Hey! - Hit it!

♪ Cake and candy ♪

♪ Cake, cake and candy ♪

♪ Just a little something that I think I deserve ♪

♪ Cake and candy ♪

- ♪ Just swirl ♪ - ♪ Cake, cake and candy ♪

♪ Cake and candy ♪

♪ Cake, cake and candy ♪

♪ And it got my mouth watering ♪

♪ At the thought of it ♪

♪ I should have a little bit, but I want all of it ♪

♪ 'Cause I've been so good, sweet tooth crying out ♪

♪ Want what I want, and I want it right now ♪

♪ Cake and candy ♪

♪ Cake, cake and candy ♪

♪ Just a little something that I think I deserve ♪

♪ Cake and candy ♪

♪ Cake, cake and candy ♪

♪ Cake and candy ♪

♪ Cake, cake and candy ♪

- Whoo! - Oh, wow!

Yes, "Cake & Candy"!

- [gasps] - Ooh, I love me some cake!

Oh, my goodness!

Did you make this with your lovin' oven?

[bell dings]

[laughs]

Ooh, honey, I'm gonna have to break me off a piece.

Ooh!

And now, for the 200th time,

it is my great honor to say...

racers, start your engines.

And may the best drag queen win.

[dramatic music]

All right, let's get this Crystal Ball rolling!

Category is Start Your Engines.

Vroom, vroom.

Up first, Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

The first category is our interpretation

of RuPaul's famous racer outfit.

My racer suit is fully embellished

with all the sayings of every big girl

who's ever been on "RuPaul's Drag Race."

I'm gonna read her.

- Okay. - No, really.

Um...

[laughter]

Spice.

I took Ru's classic jumpsuit,

and I made it into a short, little miniskirt.

I'm trying not to trot,

'cause I know Michelle doesn't want me to do it.

But of course, I turn my little flag, and it says,

"Ding-a-ling," because the boys

want to know where my ding-a-ling go.

Luxx Noir London.

I chose to interpret

the RuPaul iconic pink racer look

as, like, an edgy motocross vibe.

It's a RuPaul tribute act, for sure.

Marcia Marcia Marcia.

I've got my helmet in one hand,

my Rainbow Road Eleganza on my body.

I am giving the judges supermodel.

I feel like Cindy Crawford, honestly.

Salina EsTitties.

You just like saying that.

Vroom, vroom!

I'm walking down the runway

feeling like that bitch.

Yeah, she's a little baggy, 'cause you know what?

She's a hip-hop girl. California love, honey.

Malaysia Babydoll Foxx.

Baby, this car got hydraulics, honey.

She goes up and down.

[laughs]

She's putting the ass in NASCAR.

[laughter]

Loosey LaDuca.

I chose to interpret Ru's racer look

as Barbie on wheels, Princess Peach,

and a female Speed Racer.

It also looks like a crash test dummy

decided to be a sex worker.

Sasha Colby.

Oh, talk about a moving violation.

Hey!

I'm giving you if RuPaul had to crack

the champagne bottle off of the winning car

at the Monaco Grand Prix.

I feel like a million bucks.

♪ Stop ♪

The drug everyone's on, Anetra.

On this runway, we're representing

Mom and Dad on both arms.

We have, on my father's side,

the Filipino and Japanese flag.

And on the left side, we have the German side,

the Puerto Rican side, the zesty side.

I feel very prideful in it.

Do not operate heavy machinery when on Anetra.

[laughter]

♪ Stop ♪

Category is My Favorite Ball.

First up, it is Mistress, the Balls Ball.

Resting beach face.

[laughter]

For my runway, my entire outfit

is made of deconstructed beach balls.

I am the summertime girl.

Marcia Marcia Marcia, the Bag Ball.

I chose the Bag Ball for this

because bags are made of fabric.

I made this look entirely out of canvas bags.

If milkmaids were featured in New York Fashion Week,

this is what they would be wearing.

Malaysia Babydoll Foxx, the Hair Ball.

Tonight I chose the Hair Ball because, baby,

I'm a hairstylist, and I knew that I would

slay this category.

Not "The Devil Wears Prada." The devil wears hair.

Spice, the Ball Ball.

I chose furry, fluffy pompom balls

because I feel like a fuzzy little Furby.

Oh.

It's not the first time she's spit out some balls.

[laughter]

Salina EsTitties, the Money Ball.

Ooh, girl, you down with EBT?

I am a palm tree.

It's made of custom-made food stamps

with my face on it.

Growing up, I was no stranger to government cheddar.

There is no room for shame here.

Loosey LaDuca, the Bag Ball.

I've got a beautiful flower crown

that's made out of the little doggy poopy bags.

And I pull out of my bra a little doggy bag

like I just picked up after my puppy.

That's Puppy LaDuca.

[laughs]

Luxx Noir London, the Hair Ball.

This look is heavily inspired

by a Thierry Mugler collection from the '90s.

My waist is whittled down to a mere 20 inches.

Pain is beauty, and I am the prettiest

on the runway tonight.

Sasha Colby, the Bag Ball.

I hate to be blunt, but is that a bag of weed?

I am a full-on rhinestone bag

of grade A Colby kush, baby.

There's a big old red light that shows that I am what?

Lit!

Anetra, the Sugar Ball.

I picked the Sugar Ball because it was

the most unique out of the balls.

I've got the lollipop on my hip.

I've got some gumdrops on my waist.

I am loving these taffy titties.

So much sugar, she gave herself "diabooties"!

[laughter]

[bell dings]

Category is Crystallized Eleganza.

First up, Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

Oh, my God!

Oh, look at the size of those jewels!

- And by jewels, I mean her tits. - Yeah.

[laughter]

I have the beautiful beaded French crystals

on my shoulders.

As I raise my arms, I know the light is radiating off

of them, as well as the crystallized trim

on the bottom that's just holding down

the perfect length.

She's not a whore.

- What is she? - She's an expensive whore.

- Oh. - Spice.

Takes a lot of disco balls to wear an outfit like this.

My top is fully disco ball realness.

Of course, I want to trot so bad.

But I'm trying to be a little bit more model-esque,

a little bit more calm and subdued.

She's a baller.

She certainly is.

Marcia Marcia Marcia.

Let them eat cake! Let them eat all of this cake!

Head to toe, I am decked out in my crystals.

On my panty, I have my brooch vaginta.

I'm looking like a dreamy old stripper.

Yes, you cancan!

[laughter]

Malaysia Babydoll Foxx.

- You heard of Redd Foxx? - Yeah.

This is Pink Foxx.

[laughter]

I am dripping in crystals

'cause anything that blings, it's my thing.

Beaded for her pleasure.

Salina EsTitties, hail satin!

[laughter]

EsTitties was driving down the PCH.

She took in the sights of the palm trees.

Now she is at the Emmys.

It's very simple, my lines are gorgeous,

and I look really pretty.

Crystals are a queen's best friend.

Yes.

Loosey LaDuca.

Hey, Loosey!

Losing is the new winning.

[laughter]

For this runway, I wanted to go with the concept

of a small-town girl who's won all of her local pageants,

but this time, she didn't get the gold.

Miss Garlic 1987 is my title.

And honestly, I'm getting flashbacks

to episode one, okay,

and I'm not enjoying it!

Hey, Loosey, your ass is mint.

[laughter]

Luxx Noir London.

Ice, ice, baby.

My runway look is kind of like one of those,

like, Swarovski trinkets.

It's so delicate and so impractical,

but fashion is not meant to be practical.

I'm wearing a piece of art.

Come on, Sugarplum Fairy.

[laughter]

Sasha Colby.

- Mm. - Hawaii 5-Ho!

[laughter]

For my Crystallized Eleganza look,

I am giving you golden coral goddess

emerging from the lava of Hawaii.

I own 51% of this tree!

[laughter]

Anetra.

- Ooh! - Hello, Met Gala.

I thought this dress was extinct.

[laughter]

I've got a full-blown crystallized spine

coming out of this gown!

It looks dangerous.

It looks like it might hurt you.

But don't worry, it's actually very, very...

I'm lying. It's very painful.

It's worth it, because it's so goddamn beautiful.

She's a "triceratop," or so I've heard.

[laughter]

Welcome, queens.

I've made some decisions.

[dramatic music]

Marcia Marcia Marcia,

Malaysia Babydoll Foxx,

Luxx Noir London...

ladies, you are safe.

♪ ♪

You may leave the stage.

♪ ♪

Now it's time for the judges' critiques.

Up first, Salina EsTitties.

The first look, Start Your Engines, was fun.

You were wearing it, and that's really important.

And then Money Ball, what a great idea.

- Whoever is on those notes... - It's her.

Oh, is that you?

'Cause it's like, I didn't know

Thomas Jefferson was a cross-dresser.

Yeah.

So the details are all there.

But visually, it just looks bulky and messy.

And then your Crystal Eleganza,

this is a tough fabric to work with, that satin.

To me, it looks like it needs to be pulled up a little bit.

[laughter]

Yeah, it needs that.

You do have such a beautiful figure,

and I would love to see more of that.

You always get so close, Salina.

And your personality is what I'm in love with.

But I also want to be in love with your drag.

All right, up next, Spice.

Your Start Your Engines look,

talk about nailing the details.

Having that checkered flag

with the ding-a-ling messaging,

and then there was a checkerboard crystal detail

on the boots, which was incredible.

Your favorite ball, you did the Balls Ball.

It was cute.

I mean, we've had many people do the hairball routine,

so it becomes redundant.

And this, the corset on this is really cute.

The skirt is the piece of fabric tied together.

There's no finished hem on that.

- Is that just cut? - It's glued, hot glue.

I think the biggest sin of the outfit,

for me, is that you took the Balls Ball

and you just covered it in disco stuff.

Oh, yeah, I didn't make that connection.

Yeah. [laughter]

I was like...

I think my favorite thing

about your whole performance tonight

was watching you fight the urge.

Fight... yeah, you just...

You literally were like, uh, uh, uh.

We could get her one of those shocker collars

- and you can have the button. - Literally!

I need to go zznt, zznt.

Up next, Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

Start Your Engines was fun.

Catchphrases from so many different queens.

This beach ball look, it's iconic.

It's high drag. It's really chic.

And then this, you had the high art

and then you had old Hollywood glamour,

and you just looked like a star.

It's all beautiful.

As the weeks go on, Mistress, I keep getting

more and more impressed.

Thank you.

Up next, Loosey LaDuca.

Start Your Engines, I thought was really fun.

It was kind of Judy Jetson goes into the futuristic pit stop

and gets her chassis lubed and all sorts of fun things.

What let me down tonight, Loosey, was your Bag Ball.

I thought it was too simple.

It looked like an afterthought.

That whole skirt should have been made out of plastic bags,

because then the bodice... While it was pretty,

it was just St. Pauli Girl.

This look, I do love that see-through quality.

For me, where it goes a little south is that, you know,

mermaid detail at the bottom.

I would have lowered that trim of stones an inch or two

to just give you more of that, you know, mermaid shape.

All right, up next,

Sasha Colby Carrington Zeta Jones.

[laughter]

In every look, you look absolutely stunt-ing.

That first Start Your Engines look

was very elegant but also very sexy.

When you went into your Bag Ball

and you were a dime bag,

I loved the details of the blunt hat,

the giant weed across the bodice.

It was just all really beautiful.

And your Crystallized look is...

I mean, it's so stunning.

It looks like something that would be from the Met Gala.

You know, Sasha, you're also a success story

of the house system.

I know that you come from the Colbys.

How did you find them?

I was really fortunate to enroll in dance

when I was in high school.

And I was a closeted Jehovah's Witness.

Scared to show... tell anyone how feminine I was

or that I already felt trans.

And my queer family, who are all dancers,

took me in, took me to my first drag show.

And it saved my life.

And it's made this such a joy...

This life such a joy to live.

You do your house very, very proud.

And sharing your story, it lasts forever.

Thank you.

Last but not least, Anetra is here.

Start Your Engines, oh, my favorite color...

Neon green!

Actually, I loved the way you wore it.

There's just a lot of details that you do so well.

The Sugar Ball, for me... You know,

the bustier thing, I wasn't quite sure what that was.

Those were my taffy titties.

- Mm. - [laughs]

It just looked a little incomplete to me.

And then when you compare it to what you have on now,

I mean, the fact that you made this overnight

and you have the perfect trumpet hemline,

the craftsmanship is like couture.

It's gorgeous.

I don't think I've ever seen a dress like that.

It's a beautiful silhouette.

But you've added this sort of McQueen danger to it

with the shards that looks like vertebrae.

I want to give you a little note,

from one resting bitch face to another.

No. [laughter]

I already knew it!

When we're in drag, we're in character.

So remember to tell your face that you're having fun.

Mm. You don't...

[laughter] You don't have to think it.

But instead of looking like you're gonna kill someone...

- I'm sorry. - You can even smize.

Just remind yourself not to look like the Deathly Hallows.

- Okay. - Okay?

- Sorry. - It's all right.

Thank you, ladies.

While you enjoy delicious House of Love cocktails

and mocktails in the Werk Room,

the judges and I will deliberate.

♪ ♪

Welcome back, ladies.

I've made some decisions.

[dramatic music]

Anetra, Sasha Colby, Mistress Isabelle Brooks...

tonight you proved that you earned everything.

♪ ♪

Sasha Colby,

condragulations.

You're the winner of this week's challenge.

Oh, yay! [applause]

You've won a cash prize of $5,000.

I feel gagged that I won a design challenge.

[laughs]

The three of you may join the other girls.

Like, I won the ball. I'm just over the moon.

I just feel invigorated, like I could do anything

they throw my way right now.

♪ ♪

Loosey LaDuca, tonight...

you're a lovely third runner-up.

♪ ♪

You are safe.

[mouthing words]

♪ ♪

You may join the other girls.

♪ ♪

Salina EsTitties, Spice...

I'm sorry, my dears, but you are both up for elimination.

♪ ♪

So here I am in the bottom once again.

And now I have to fight for my life.

♪ ♪

The time has come...

for you to lip-synch...

for your life!

♪ ♪

I actually know this song a little bit

because me and Sugar did a TikTok to it once.

I'm excited to have fun.

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

[upbeat music]

♪ One, two, three, four ♪

♪ Need a boy who can cuddle with me all night ♪

♪ Keep me warm, love me long, be my sunlight ♪

♪ Tell me lies, we can argue, we can fight ♪

♪ Yeah, we did it before, but we'll do it tonight ♪

♪ An Afro, Black boy with the gold teeth ♪

♪ Your dark skin looking at me like he know me ♪

♪ I wonder if he got the G or the B ♪

♪ Let me find out and see, coming over to me, yeah ♪

♪ These days, I'm way too lonely ♪

Come on, Spice!

♪ I'm missing out, I know ♪

♪ These days, I'm way too lonely ♪

♪ And I'm know for giving love away ♪

♪ But I want ♪

♪ Someone to love me ♪

♪ I need ♪

♪ Someone who needs me ♪

♪ 'Cause it don't feel right when it's late at night ♪

♪ And it's just me in my dreams ♪

♪ So I want ♪

♪ Someone to love ♪

♪ That's what I really want ♪

Whoo!

Just glitter and ball everywhere.

I was like, you getting dangerous, baby.

[laughs]

♪ I want ♪

♪ Someone to love me ♪

♪ I need ♪

♪ Someone who needs me ♪

♪ That's what I really want ♪

♪ I want ♪

♪ Someone to love me ♪

♪ I need ♪

♪ Someone who needs me ♪

♪ 'Cause it don't feel right when it's late at night ♪

♪ And it's just me in my dreams ♪

♪ So I want ♪

♪ Someone to love ♪

♪ That's what I really want ♪

[laughter]

[cheers and applause]

Ladies, I've made my decision.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Salina EsTitties...

shantay, you stay.

Thank you.

♪ ♪

You may join the other girls.

[mouthing words]

♪ ♪

Spice, thank you for spicing up our lives.

Oh, my Spicy.

Now, sashay away.

I just want to say thank you.

Being here, I know that now I can stand on my own

and be the strongest one as well.

Thank you.

[applause]

I may not know how to lip-synch,

but I do know how to trot.

[laughter]

Trot, girlfriend.

[laughter continues]

♪ ♪

I'm feeling all the things right now,

but I'm mostly proud.

I know there's a lot more for Spice and for me.

Well, I am Spice, but...

Love you, Sugar.

♪ ♪

Condragulations, ladies.

And remember, if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

All: Amen!

All right, now let the music play.

♪ A little bit of love ♪

♪ Goes a long, long way ♪

♪ Lifting you up to a brighter day ♪

♪ Can you feel the love ♪

Next time on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...

You need to conduct one-on-one interviews

for TV's sketchiest news magazine.

Get away from her, you bitch!

[laughter]

- Cuchi-cuchi? - Cuchi-cuchi.

Grab the wheel! Oh, my God!

[tires screeching]

[crash]

I know I definitely stir the pot.

But I feel like I'm just saying

what everyone in the room is thinking.

Loosey was trying to see if I was gonna attack you

because there goes Loosey being a bitch again.

Ooh!

If anyone is a bitch,

Mistress is the bitch.

♪ A little bit of love ♪

♪ Goes a long, long way ♪

♪ Lifting you up to a brighter day ♪

♪ A little bit of love goes a long, long way ♪

♪ Turn it around when you up and say ♪

♪ Everybody say love ♪

♪ Love, love, love, oh, love, love ♪

♪ Love, love, love, oh, love ♪

♪ Whoa, can you feel the love ♪

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