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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:04,119 --> 00:01:06,246 [boy] Gemini, this is Houston. 2 00:01:06,321 --> 00:01:08,448 Do you copy? [imitating radio static] 3 00:01:08,556 --> 00:01:10,683 Roger that, Houston. 4 00:01:10,759 --> 00:01:14,126 This is Captain Fred Randall. [imitating radio static] 5 00:01:14,195 --> 00:01:17,426 Houston, the earth looks beautiful. 6 00:01:17,499 --> 00:01:20,662 It's like a giant blueberry. 7 00:01:20,735 --> 00:01:23,295 [imitating radio static] Roger that, Houston. 8 00:01:23,371 --> 00:01:26,272 We are set to fire retrorockets. 9 00:01:26,341 --> 00:01:29,708 [imitating radio static] That's a go, Gemini. 10 00:01:29,778 --> 00:01:34,909 Retrofire ignition in T-minus six and counting. 11 00:01:34,983 --> 00:01:37,474 Five, four, three, 12 00:01:37,552 --> 00:01:41,454 - two, one, ignition! - [buzzing] 13 00:01:41,523 --> 00:01:45,289 Houston, we have a problem. We have a problem! 14 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:49,023 Mission Control, the gyro is out! The gyro is out! 15 00:01:49,097 --> 00:01:53,557 Houston, we have a problem! We have a problem! 16 00:01:53,635 --> 00:01:57,696 I want my mommy! I want my mommy! 17 00:01:57,772 --> 00:02:00,206 - Uh-oh. - [mother] Fred Z. Randall. 18 00:02:00,275 --> 00:02:02,266 What are you doing? 19 00:02:02,343 --> 00:02:03,867 I come in peace. 20 00:02:03,945 --> 00:02:07,244 Look, George. It's our little moon man. 21 00:02:07,315 --> 00:02:11,752 Sweet pickled pineapples! Why can't he play football, like other kids? 22 00:02:11,820 --> 00:02:13,310 [mother] George. 23 00:02:39,981 --> 00:02:42,245 [over PA] Houston, request go for landing. 24 00:02:42,317 --> 00:02:45,753 [man] Pilgrim One requests go for landing. 25 00:02:45,820 --> 00:02:48,220 Go is affirmative. 26 00:02:48,289 --> 00:02:51,019 [man] Pilgrim One, you are go for landing. 27 00:02:51,125 --> 00:02:52,251 Roger that, Houston. 28 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:57,024 [man] Aeroshell deployed. Deceleration rate: normal. ECIsS is go. 29 00:02:57,098 --> 00:03:00,226 Pilgrim is through the high gate at 80 percent. 30 00:03:00,301 --> 00:03:03,737 Heartbeat steady. The man is made of ice. 31 00:03:09,544 --> 00:03:11,808 - [Gary] Bill? - I see it. 32 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:14,815 [Gary] Houston, request 20 percent X gimbal correction. 33 00:03:14,883 --> 00:03:16,908 - Tell them no. - Negative. 34 00:03:16,985 --> 00:03:19,613 Hold your transfer ellipse steady. 35 00:03:19,721 --> 00:03:20,915 What's going on? 36 00:03:20,989 --> 00:03:23,651 Computer says we're coming in too steep. 37 00:03:23,725 --> 00:03:24,987 20,000 meters. 38 00:03:25,059 --> 00:03:29,826 Pilgrim dropping rapidly to Martian surface. Glide slope is eroding. 39 00:03:29,964 --> 00:03:32,626 - [Julie] APUs are go. - Gary? 40 00:03:32,700 --> 00:03:35,828 Increase 1 0 percent. Do it now, or we'll burn up. 41 00:03:35,970 --> 00:03:38,131 [Bill] Going to manual. 42 00:03:38,239 --> 00:03:42,107 Why is he course correcting? Can someone answer me? 43 00:03:42,176 --> 00:03:43,507 I don't know. 44 00:03:43,578 --> 00:03:48,277 Engaging landing thrusters. Houston, we're off course. 45 00:03:48,783 --> 00:03:50,580 [Bill] We're losing her. 46 00:03:50,652 --> 00:03:53,985 [Bill] We're losing the lander! We're losing her! 47 00:03:57,525 --> 00:03:59,117 - Houston... - [static] 48 00:04:02,163 --> 00:04:04,028 Why? 49 00:04:07,569 --> 00:04:10,231 Congratulations, you're all dead! 50 00:04:10,305 --> 00:04:14,674 Third time in a row, Hackman! Nice move on that course correction! 51 00:04:14,742 --> 00:04:16,767 Paul, it wasn't his fauIt. 52 00:04:16,844 --> 00:04:20,280 The computer telIs me to correct. It's screwed up. 53 00:04:20,348 --> 00:04:22,976 That's the problem? Pardon me! 54 00:04:23,084 --> 00:04:28,488 If Gary says the computer's screwing up, it's screwing up. Just fix it! 55 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:36,560 Get me the name of the guy that wrote this software! 56 00:04:36,631 --> 00:04:38,326 [car horn tooting] 57 00:04:59,554 --> 00:05:02,546 Better engage the antitheft device. 58 00:05:05,093 --> 00:05:07,721 Morning, everybody! Hi, Floyd! 59 00:05:07,829 --> 00:05:10,059 Hey, Kimmie Lee Wong! 60 00:05:20,942 --> 00:05:24,708 Five minutes till the official workday starts. 61 00:05:24,779 --> 00:05:27,714 That's five minutes to save the world. 62 00:05:35,289 --> 00:05:38,190 Die! Get back to your own planet! 63 00:05:38,259 --> 00:05:41,422 You big, bulgy-eyed bald freaks! 64 00:05:48,336 --> 00:05:51,100 Your supervisor showed us in. 65 00:05:51,172 --> 00:05:56,269 He said you're the man who designed our mission operating system. 66 00:05:56,377 --> 00:06:00,780 Sweet Alaskan asparagus tips! You're the Mars team! 67 00:06:00,848 --> 00:06:05,649 - [Paul] Mr. Randall... - Paul Wick, Lead Flight Director! 68 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:09,053 Sir, I am a big fan of yours! It's... 69 00:06:11,325 --> 00:06:14,783 William Overbeck. ''Wild Bill'' Overbeck! 70 00:06:15,496 --> 00:06:17,464 In my office! 71 00:06:17,565 --> 00:06:22,901 I feel like a paleontologist who finally got to meet a dinosaur! 72 00:06:22,970 --> 00:06:24,232 - [gasping] - Thank you. 73 00:06:24,305 --> 00:06:26,865 Eight shuttle missions! Eight! 74 00:06:26,974 --> 00:06:29,272 Nine, actually, but who's counting? 75 00:06:29,343 --> 00:06:32,335 Well, apparently you are, my friend. 76 00:06:32,447 --> 00:06:34,642 Oh, thank you for bringing him! 77 00:06:34,716 --> 00:06:37,981 - I've been following his career... - Check this out. 78 00:06:39,220 --> 00:06:40,812 Gary Hackman? 79 00:06:40,888 --> 00:06:44,517 Computer specialist! How's my baby treatin' ya? 80 00:06:44,592 --> 00:06:46,583 - Actually... - That's why we're here. 81 00:06:46,661 --> 00:06:49,994 Some of us think it may have a glitch. 82 00:06:50,064 --> 00:06:53,625 A glitch? Oh, no, that's not possible. 83 00:06:53,701 --> 00:06:57,262 I programmed it myseIf. It's perfect. 84 00:06:57,338 --> 00:07:02,605 Not exactly. It keeps miscalculating our orbital entry trajectories. 85 00:07:02,677 --> 00:07:04,736 Here's the data. 86 00:07:10,351 --> 00:07:14,515 [Randall] Okay, here we go. Here it comes. 87 00:07:14,589 --> 00:07:17,183 Mm-hmm... Yeah. 88 00:07:17,258 --> 00:07:19,522 Got it, got it. There it is. 89 00:07:19,594 --> 00:07:22,358 - What? - There's what? 90 00:07:22,430 --> 00:07:26,662 This popcorn kernel's been stuck in my molars for two weeks! 91 00:07:30,471 --> 00:07:32,598 Well, there's your problem. 92 00:07:32,673 --> 00:07:37,372 Gary's running his Hohmann equations to include gravitational effects 93 00:07:37,445 --> 00:07:40,141 varying as the inverse cube of the distance. 94 00:07:40,214 --> 00:07:43,513 I'm a decorated astronaut. I don't make those kind of mistakes. 95 00:07:43,584 --> 00:07:46,747 Well, now, wait. I'll show you. 96 00:07:46,821 --> 00:07:52,259 I'll enter the same calculations, using what we call ''the right way.'' 97 00:07:52,326 --> 00:07:58,322 Then I'll open the lander file and initiate the Mars landing sequence. 98 00:08:00,835 --> 00:08:03,030 [imitates whirring sound] 99 00:08:05,673 --> 00:08:07,231 [Paul] I've seen enough. 100 00:08:07,308 --> 00:08:10,675 Watch this, fellas. [imitates whirring sound] 101 00:08:13,414 --> 00:08:16,212 This is ridiculous! Move! Move! 102 00:08:16,918 --> 00:08:19,910 There's nothing wrong with my numbers. They're perfect. 103 00:08:19,987 --> 00:08:21,716 [muttering] 104 00:08:26,661 --> 00:08:29,926 [Gary] Watch this, you popcorn geek. 105 00:08:39,607 --> 00:08:42,838 See? I told you, it's the computer. 106 00:08:52,887 --> 00:08:54,912 [Gary whimpers] 107 00:08:58,492 --> 00:09:03,259 [squeaking noise] 108 00:09:03,331 --> 00:09:05,492 I can explain everything. 109 00:09:05,566 --> 00:09:09,935 [man] Skull fracture! Injured while proving himseIf wrong! 110 00:09:10,004 --> 00:09:12,973 - I can explain it. - He heard you. 111 00:09:13,107 --> 00:09:15,871 So... what do we do now? 112 00:09:15,943 --> 00:09:17,501 We postpone it. 113 00:09:17,578 --> 00:09:21,708 We can't, Ben! You've seen the surveyor satellite reports! 114 00:09:21,782 --> 00:09:26,151 There are periodic sandstorms that go on for months at a time, 115 00:09:26,220 --> 00:09:28,211 making landing impossible! 116 00:09:28,356 --> 00:09:32,759 If we delay now and those storms set in, we lose our window! 117 00:09:32,827 --> 00:09:35,489 We can't launch again for two years! 118 00:09:35,596 --> 00:09:37,188 Then we wait two years! 119 00:09:37,265 --> 00:09:39,631 Ben, Ben, Ben... 120 00:09:39,700 --> 00:09:43,136 If we cancel this launch, everyone will lose faith in us. 121 00:09:43,237 --> 00:09:45,102 In you. In me. 122 00:09:45,172 --> 00:09:47,072 In the whole NASA team. 123 00:09:47,141 --> 00:09:52,477 But... we could sub in a backup. In fact, we have two choices. 124 00:09:52,546 --> 00:09:56,312 The first choice, of course, is Gordon Peacock. 125 00:09:56,417 --> 00:10:01,821 But... he hasn't tested well for space travel. 126 00:10:01,923 --> 00:10:04,551 Test him again. Who's your second choice? 127 00:10:10,865 --> 00:10:12,765 NASA. 128 00:10:13,434 --> 00:10:16,301 Yee-haa! [cackles] 129 00:10:16,370 --> 00:10:18,930 - Mr. Wick, can i call you Paul? - No. 130 00:10:19,006 --> 00:10:20,735 - [Randall] Are we there yet? - No. 131 00:10:20,808 --> 00:10:22,867 - [Randall] How far is it? - [Paul] Quiet. 132 00:10:22,944 --> 00:10:25,003 - [Randall] Can i drive? - [Paul] No! 133 00:10:25,112 --> 00:10:27,273 [Randall] Is that stubby guy John Glenn? 134 00:10:27,348 --> 00:10:29,145 [Paul] Fred, I have less than a month 135 00:10:29,216 --> 00:10:31,810 to see if you have the right stuff to be an astronaut. 136 00:10:31,886 --> 00:10:37,119 Fred, I've got to get you a clearance badge. Stay right here. 137 00:10:40,828 --> 00:10:42,819 Clearance badge. 138 00:10:42,897 --> 00:10:44,956 Sign at the bottom. 139 00:10:56,110 --> 00:10:58,135 [making spaceship noises] 140 00:10:58,212 --> 00:11:01,943 Commander, are you sure we're headed towards Earth? 141 00:11:02,016 --> 00:11:04,644 It looks a heck of a lot like the sun. 142 00:11:04,719 --> 00:11:09,179 Of course I'm sure, you fool! How dare you question my authority? 143 00:11:09,256 --> 00:11:11,884 Aaah! 144 00:11:12,994 --> 00:11:14,894 Morning. 145 00:11:16,864 --> 00:11:19,230 Sorry. Sorry. Wasn't me! 146 00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:23,133 Wasn't me. The cafeteria lady pushed me, Mr... 147 00:11:24,405 --> 00:11:27,465 - Bud Nesbitt? - Who the hell are you? 148 00:11:27,575 --> 00:11:30,806 Apollo 13! You're the one responsible for... 149 00:11:32,913 --> 00:11:37,475 When i say responsible, I mean i was responsible for this. 150 00:11:37,551 --> 00:11:40,850 - Apollo 13 was an accident. - Oh, sure it was. 151 00:11:40,921 --> 00:11:45,449 Just like the captain of the Exxon Valdez didn't see Alaska there. 152 00:11:46,394 --> 00:11:49,090 Could i get your autograph? 153 00:11:53,601 --> 00:11:56,263 What, another ''accident,'' Bud? 154 00:11:56,370 --> 00:11:59,237 No, no, no, this was all me. 155 00:11:59,306 --> 00:12:03,834 We were walking down the hall, and the cafeteria lady jumped out 156 00:12:03,911 --> 00:12:08,814 and pushed me right into Bud Nesbitt, Apollo 13 wrecker. 157 00:12:11,052 --> 00:12:14,351 Bud's been a little touchy the last... 158 00:12:14,989 --> 00:12:17,651 ...ten, 1 5 years. 159 00:12:36,844 --> 00:12:40,575 [chimp noises] 160 00:12:44,952 --> 00:12:46,010 Who are you? 161 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:50,784 [stammering] I'm Fred Rand... Fred Rand... 162 00:12:50,858 --> 00:12:52,086 That's Fred Randall. 163 00:12:52,193 --> 00:12:53,820 Fred Randall. 164 00:12:53,894 --> 00:12:56,362 Fred, meet your new roommate. 165 00:12:57,498 --> 00:13:02,333 Julie Ford, mission specialist, geologist. 166 00:13:02,436 --> 00:13:04,870 It's gonna be a real honor sleeping with you. 167 00:13:06,107 --> 00:13:07,802 [clears throat] 168 00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:10,776 In completely different beds. 169 00:13:12,079 --> 00:13:16,209 Fred, she's not your roommate. He is. 170 00:13:26,227 --> 00:13:29,993 i get it. i get it! Haze the rookie! Good one! 171 00:13:30,064 --> 00:13:33,727 The legendary rooming-with-the-monkey gag! 172 00:13:33,834 --> 00:13:36,667 Ulysses is a chimp, not a monkey. 173 00:13:36,737 --> 00:13:38,295 He's a... 174 00:13:38,372 --> 00:13:42,672 He's the key to discovering life on Mars. 175 00:13:44,545 --> 00:13:46,240 [chimp noises] 176 00:13:47,047 --> 00:13:50,847 I'm training him to retrieve specific rock samples 177 00:13:50,951 --> 00:13:53,351 from underground fissures. 178 00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:57,550 Of course. There's still moisture under the surface. 179 00:13:57,625 --> 00:13:59,991 And where there's water, there could be life. 180 00:14:00,060 --> 00:14:01,721 [Julie] Right. Good boy. 181 00:14:01,829 --> 00:14:03,820 Or death. 182 00:14:03,898 --> 00:14:08,562 Death to anyone who dare to disturb the vicious Martian crust deviIs 183 00:14:08,702 --> 00:14:13,298 with their venomous feet and their wet, sucking lips! 184 00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:15,672 [sucking] 185 00:14:15,743 --> 00:14:19,440 Paul? Paul, can i talk to you for a second? 186 00:14:19,547 --> 00:14:21,412 Sure. 187 00:14:24,885 --> 00:14:28,685 Looks like it's me and you, my little Ewok. 188 00:14:28,789 --> 00:14:30,848 You're gonna be my very first roommate! 189 00:14:31,759 --> 00:14:33,090 So, what do you think? 190 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:37,096 What do i think? What is your reasoning here? 191 00:14:37,164 --> 00:14:39,223 Little Dr. Zaius. 192 00:14:40,167 --> 00:14:46,163 [jabbering, cooing] 193 00:14:47,341 --> 00:14:50,572 We're going to Mars, we should take along a guy from Mars? 194 00:14:50,678 --> 00:14:52,043 [chimp noises] 195 00:14:57,117 --> 00:15:00,211 He's a computer genius. He's supposed to be a little weird. 196 00:15:00,287 --> 00:15:02,721 A little? 197 00:15:03,924 --> 00:15:05,892 Let go of me! 198 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:08,451 I am not gonna let a few random personality quirks 199 00:15:08,529 --> 00:15:10,997 ground the most important mission of my career! 200 00:15:11,065 --> 00:15:13,260 [screaming] 201 00:15:13,334 --> 00:15:18,294 Excuse me for letting my practical concerns get in the way of your career! 202 00:15:18,405 --> 00:15:22,466 Wait. This mission means just as much to you as to me, Ford! 203 00:15:22,576 --> 00:15:28,310 And if Gordon can't cut it, then this kid is our last hope. 204 00:15:31,085 --> 00:15:34,145 Well, that's impressive. They're bonding already. 205 00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:44,363 Mom, please! Stop referring to it as ''running away from home.'' 206 00:15:44,431 --> 00:15:46,262 It's only temporary. 207 00:15:46,367 --> 00:15:49,393 Going to Mars is not temporary, Freddy. 208 00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:53,031 Last time you ran away it was just to the garage. 209 00:15:53,107 --> 00:15:56,304 Oh, i know. You're rebelling, aren't you? 210 00:15:56,410 --> 00:16:00,141 Mom, I don't even know if I'm going to Mars for sure. 211 00:16:01,081 --> 00:16:03,140 Though i wish i was. 212 00:16:04,184 --> 00:16:07,676 I've made peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, like you like them. 213 00:16:07,788 --> 00:16:09,551 It's a long trip. 214 00:16:09,623 --> 00:16:12,183 Mom, I'm not even hungry, honestly. 215 00:16:12,259 --> 00:16:16,059 Look, there's a moon, a star and a little rocket. 216 00:16:16,163 --> 00:16:19,655 I'm 30 years old! I'm almost a full-grown man! 217 00:16:23,037 --> 00:16:25,096 I'll take the rocket. 218 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:36,210 [Randall] Isn't this a treat! 219 00:16:36,317 --> 00:16:40,549 Finally, a place of my own. No one to tell me what to do. 220 00:16:40,621 --> 00:16:42,851 [toilet flushes] 221 00:16:49,496 --> 00:16:51,555 [cat screeches] 222 00:16:53,701 --> 00:16:55,566 It wasn't me! 223 00:17:00,674 --> 00:17:02,938 No eating puzzles in the house! 224 00:17:03,010 --> 00:17:05,501 And surely we don't jump on the bed! 225 00:17:05,579 --> 00:17:07,570 All right, I'm going out. 226 00:17:07,648 --> 00:17:12,017 If you light the place on fire, the number's 91 1 . Thank you. 227 00:17:15,389 --> 00:17:18,449 [Bill] Randall, c'mon. I'll buy you a drink. 228 00:17:18,525 --> 00:17:20,925 Wait a second. I'm not much of a drinker. 229 00:17:21,028 --> 00:17:23,963 Gil, round of Blast Offs for my friend Randall here. 230 00:17:25,933 --> 00:17:27,798 Blast Off? What's that? 231 00:17:27,868 --> 00:17:31,634 It's a very special drink. It's just for us astronauts. 232 00:17:31,705 --> 00:17:33,696 Oh, like Tang? 233 00:17:33,774 --> 00:17:35,571 Exactly. 234 00:17:35,642 --> 00:17:38,042 [Bill] Houston, we have ignition! 235 00:17:50,657 --> 00:17:53,057 - Excellent! - Commencing countdown. 236 00:17:53,127 --> 00:17:54,856 In three... two... 237 00:17:54,928 --> 00:17:57,260 ...one... blast off! 238 00:17:57,331 --> 00:17:58,764 Blast off! 239 00:17:58,899 --> 00:18:00,093 Blast off! 240 00:18:00,167 --> 00:18:02,101 Blast off! 241 00:18:08,675 --> 00:18:12,736 - [whooping] - [♪ The Knack: My Sharona] 242 00:18:19,553 --> 00:18:22,283 Hey, Ford. Got off work early? 243 00:18:22,356 --> 00:18:23,687 Is this necessary? 244 00:18:23,757 --> 00:18:26,351 Absolutely. Enjoy the show. 245 00:18:26,994 --> 00:18:30,191 [Julie] Getting someone drunk like this is wrong. 246 00:18:30,297 --> 00:18:35,758 Is he the one you want in the jump seat next to you 35 million miles from home? 247 00:18:37,604 --> 00:18:39,765 Julie Ford! 248 00:18:41,208 --> 00:18:44,735 Julie Ford! Come on. Let's twirl! 249 00:18:46,914 --> 00:18:48,609 We're twirling! 250 00:18:52,953 --> 00:18:54,944 It wasn't me... 251 00:18:55,055 --> 00:18:57,148 You kids have fun now, y'hear? 252 00:18:57,224 --> 00:18:59,419 Everyone is laughing at us! 253 00:19:00,727 --> 00:19:03,525 This is not some frat party! This is NASA! 254 00:19:03,597 --> 00:19:04,586 [hiccups] 255 00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:07,099 [Ford] Some of us have earned the right to be here. 256 00:19:07,167 --> 00:19:10,466 We need someone to replace Gary, or the mission doesn't happen. 257 00:19:10,537 --> 00:19:13,938 So grow up or get out, but don't waste my time. 258 00:19:15,342 --> 00:19:17,139 Hey, Julie. 259 00:19:17,244 --> 00:19:21,340 I was just trying to, you know... fit in. 260 00:19:23,884 --> 00:19:25,351 [thunder] 261 00:19:34,228 --> 00:19:35,695 [whimpers] 262 00:19:41,235 --> 00:19:43,703 Julie? [screams] 263 00:19:47,107 --> 00:19:49,166 Oh, it's you. 264 00:19:55,015 --> 00:19:59,748 Hey, don't worry, little fella. It's only thunder. 265 00:19:59,820 --> 00:20:01,651 Scares me too. 266 00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:03,849 Can't sleep, huh? 267 00:20:05,425 --> 00:20:10,419 All right. I'll sing you a little lullaby, but only one. 268 00:20:14,301 --> 00:20:19,204 ♪ Hairy little monkey sleeping in the night 269 00:20:19,273 --> 00:20:24,575 ♪ Close your monkey eyes so monkey, monkey tight 270 00:20:25,946 --> 00:20:30,542 ♪ And then you'li know little monkey doesn't fright 271 00:20:30,617 --> 00:20:33,780 ♪ When the thunder goes boom 272 00:20:33,854 --> 00:20:37,620 ♪ So deep into the night ♪ 273 00:20:47,601 --> 00:20:51,059 - Paul, this Randall guy is a joke! - Give him a chance. 274 00:20:51,138 --> 00:20:54,801 He's not gonna show, you know. Guy's an embarrassment to NASA! 275 00:20:54,908 --> 00:20:58,366 I understand people like him. He'll be a total professional. 276 00:20:58,445 --> 00:21:00,936 [Randall] Morning! Morning! 277 00:21:01,048 --> 00:21:03,039 Oh, good, Fred! 278 00:21:03,150 --> 00:21:07,280 We'll start your testing with the isolation chamber. 279 00:21:07,387 --> 00:21:12,689 For 24 hours we'll see if you can stand the isolation of space travel. 280 00:21:12,759 --> 00:21:17,196 Cut off from all external stimuli. Completely and utterly alone. 281 00:21:17,297 --> 00:21:21,233 Not exactly. Your competition is gonna be in the adjacent chamber. 282 00:21:21,301 --> 00:21:23,030 - Gordo! - Sir. 283 00:21:23,103 --> 00:21:26,004 Hey, Gordon A. Peacock, 284 00:21:26,807 --> 00:21:28,798 computer specialist! 285 00:21:28,875 --> 00:21:33,107 Well, well, well, well, well, isn't this a treat! 286 00:21:33,180 --> 00:21:34,841 What kind of laptop do you have? 287 00:21:34,915 --> 00:21:37,577 - [man] Randall, let's go. - Close it up. 288 00:21:37,651 --> 00:21:40,518 Gordo, you're on the right. Randall, you're in the left. 289 00:21:40,587 --> 00:21:42,350 [Randall] Surely. 290 00:21:42,789 --> 00:21:45,223 Initializing 24-hour clock. 291 00:22:03,677 --> 00:22:06,111 - [loud bang] - Ah! 292 00:22:13,954 --> 00:22:16,081 Hello? [echoes] 293 00:22:17,824 --> 00:22:21,783 - What the heck? - Is that you? [echoes] 294 00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:24,660 Yes, it's me. [echoes] 295 00:22:24,765 --> 00:22:26,027 Prove it! 296 00:22:26,967 --> 00:22:28,764 I asked you first! 297 00:22:28,835 --> 00:22:32,635 [echoing] I asked you first. I asked you first. 298 00:22:33,540 --> 00:22:35,735 [yodels] 299 00:22:42,849 --> 00:22:45,283 [yodeling echoes] 300 00:22:47,988 --> 00:22:50,115 Oh... 301 00:22:50,190 --> 00:22:53,626 ♪ John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 302 00:22:53,694 --> 00:22:57,186 ♪ His name is my name too 303 00:22:57,264 --> 00:23:00,893 ♪ Whenever we go out the people always shout 304 00:23:01,001 --> 00:23:01,990 ♪ John Jacob 305 00:23:02,069 --> 00:23:04,401 ♪ Jingleheimer Schmidt 306 00:23:04,471 --> 00:23:06,769 [panting] 307 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:10,332 Oh, he stopped. 308 00:23:11,978 --> 00:23:13,707 [softly] ♪ The people always shout 309 00:23:13,780 --> 00:23:19,548 - [yells] ♪ John Jacob Jingleheimer... - Aaah! 310 00:23:22,055 --> 00:23:25,582 - [Gordo screaming] - Paul, this is inhuman. 311 00:23:32,466 --> 00:23:35,060 Ahem! [English accent] i say, Freddy, 312 00:23:35,135 --> 00:23:39,799 it was absolutely lovely to invite us out of London for the weekend. 313 00:23:39,906 --> 00:23:44,206 Yes, it's smashing to be here, Freddy. 314 00:23:44,311 --> 00:23:48,372 It's my pleasure, Mr. and Mrs. Plumpton. 315 00:23:48,448 --> 00:23:51,417 [babbling] 316 00:23:56,690 --> 00:23:59,056 [Paul] Okay, Bill, let's get 'em out. 317 00:24:01,027 --> 00:24:03,018 Somebody stole my pants. 318 00:24:03,096 --> 00:24:04,996 [cuckoo clock cuckoos] 319 00:24:05,065 --> 00:24:06,157 Yes, you did. 320 00:24:06,299 --> 00:24:09,894 i did not, and i'm telling you i never will! 321 00:24:12,305 --> 00:24:17,402 Could you give me a few more minutes? I just started the third act. 322 00:24:17,511 --> 00:24:20,480 Yes, close the door! It's bloody chilly in here! 323 00:24:20,580 --> 00:24:22,844 Yes, close the door, you fat... 324 00:24:22,916 --> 00:24:25,612 Don't use that word around the children. 325 00:24:44,905 --> 00:24:46,873 Yes! Power down. 326 00:24:46,973 --> 00:24:49,032 Powering down. 327 00:24:52,612 --> 00:24:54,045 [Paul] Gordo, good work! 328 00:24:54,114 --> 00:24:56,207 [Bill] Way to go, Gordo! 329 00:24:56,716 --> 00:24:59,742 Looks like he beat that motion sickness. 330 00:24:59,853 --> 00:25:01,946 Nice ride, fella! 331 00:25:02,556 --> 00:25:08,324 I shouldn't have had that liverwurst and headcheese sandwich before this. 332 00:25:16,369 --> 00:25:17,563 [retching] 333 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:25,068 Say, Randall, you know that iso chamber was a cakewalk. 334 00:25:25,145 --> 00:25:27,238 This baby is a whole other animal. 335 00:25:27,347 --> 00:25:30,145 How fast does this little tree twirl? 336 00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:33,151 Nearly... 200 miles an hour. 337 00:25:33,253 --> 00:25:36,620 That's six Gs. Bill there holds the record. 338 00:25:36,723 --> 00:25:38,190 Have fun, kid. 339 00:25:38,291 --> 00:25:42,660 Fun is my Chinese neighbor's middle name! 340 00:25:46,633 --> 00:25:48,794 - [squishing sound] - [Paul gasps] 341 00:25:52,839 --> 00:25:54,466 Man! 342 00:25:54,541 --> 00:25:56,736 Smooth sailing, Randall. 343 00:25:56,843 --> 00:25:58,902 [technician] Stand by. 344 00:26:02,782 --> 00:26:05,410 All right. Let's try four Gs. 345 00:26:07,020 --> 00:26:09,147 Make it five. 346 00:26:14,828 --> 00:26:16,523 Whoa! 347 00:26:17,664 --> 00:26:18,995 Whoa! 348 00:26:27,941 --> 00:26:29,806 Whoa-oa! 349 00:26:34,180 --> 00:26:36,080 A little... 350 00:26:36,616 --> 00:26:38,083 ...faster... 351 00:26:39,586 --> 00:26:41,247 ...please. 352 00:26:42,022 --> 00:26:45,048 5.7... 5.8! 353 00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:47,116 [Randall] Thank... you! 354 00:26:47,227 --> 00:26:49,923 Six Gs! 355 00:26:50,897 --> 00:26:52,228 [whoops] 356 00:26:52,299 --> 00:26:55,234 He tied your record, commander. Should i stop? 357 00:26:55,302 --> 00:26:57,770 - [Randall] Give it a little gas! - Make it seven. 358 00:26:57,871 --> 00:27:01,967 [Randall] Faster! Faster! 359 00:27:09,215 --> 00:27:13,174 [Randall] That's enough... Slow down... 360 00:27:13,586 --> 00:27:14,780 Mommy! 361 00:27:17,257 --> 00:27:19,122 I want my mommy! 362 00:27:24,531 --> 00:27:27,193 What's the most important thing at NASA, children? 363 00:27:27,300 --> 00:27:28,995 Safety! 364 00:27:30,670 --> 00:27:33,230 - [yelling] - [children screaming] 365 00:27:33,306 --> 00:27:35,706 Our Father, who art in heaven... 366 00:27:39,379 --> 00:27:43,975 Here we go, Gary. Be brave, huh? Why don't you try walking? 367 00:27:45,118 --> 00:27:48,383 Get out of the way! [shrieking] 368 00:27:48,455 --> 00:27:50,719 [screaming] 369 00:27:50,790 --> 00:27:52,280 [loud crash] 370 00:27:57,697 --> 00:27:59,289 Ouch. 371 00:28:01,034 --> 00:28:03,002 Uh, sorry i'm late. 372 00:28:03,103 --> 00:28:05,003 I... The... 373 00:28:05,839 --> 00:28:08,399 I ran into Gary, and... 374 00:28:09,976 --> 00:28:12,035 Get in the chair, Fred. 375 00:28:14,647 --> 00:28:16,512 The other chair. 376 00:28:25,525 --> 00:28:28,688 Sweet swirling onion rings! 377 00:28:28,762 --> 00:28:33,790 [Randall] Capacitor 1 5 goes into 1 2... Red over on the green... 1 9 over... 378 00:28:37,037 --> 00:28:40,803 1 7 into 2, red over into green... And that's it! 379 00:28:40,874 --> 00:28:43,604 Good, Randall. Really good. 380 00:28:45,111 --> 00:28:47,841 The fastest time I've ever seen. 381 00:28:47,914 --> 00:28:51,611 I designed most of these circuits. 382 00:28:51,684 --> 00:28:53,743 How's it going? 383 00:28:55,422 --> 00:28:57,219 Oh, he's doing great! 384 00:28:57,290 --> 00:28:59,986 Let's see what happens under emergency conditions. 385 00:29:00,060 --> 00:29:03,996 You've got one minute to complete the board, or your crew dies. 386 00:29:10,103 --> 00:29:11,536 - [beeping] - Begin. 387 00:29:13,206 --> 00:29:15,470 [yelling] 388 00:29:18,411 --> 00:29:21,539 You know what to do! You doubt yourseIf, you fail! 389 00:29:21,648 --> 00:29:24,742 [Randall] Ceiling! Wall! Floor! You guys! 390 00:29:24,851 --> 00:29:26,409 It's moving too fast! 391 00:29:26,553 --> 00:29:30,148 It'll be a 1 00 times worse in real life. Come on! 392 00:29:32,659 --> 00:29:33,648 Randall... 393 00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:36,354 Look at him! Randall! 394 00:29:36,429 --> 00:29:38,829 [Bud] Randall, you're hopeless! 395 00:29:41,835 --> 00:29:43,894 How'd i do? 396 00:29:46,973 --> 00:29:49,339 One minute and 30 seconds. 397 00:29:49,742 --> 00:29:53,735 Remember, keep your Ping-Pong ball airborne as long as possible. 398 00:29:53,813 --> 00:29:56,043 We're testing lung capacity 399 00:29:56,116 --> 00:29:59,847 to determine the time you'd survive a life-support maIfunction. 400 00:29:59,953 --> 00:30:04,686 The record's three minutes, held by Commander Overbeck. 401 00:30:04,791 --> 00:30:07,055 Ford, do me a favor. 402 00:30:08,228 --> 00:30:11,664 If by some miracle this kid makes it... 403 00:30:12,432 --> 00:30:14,662 ...watch out for him, will you? 404 00:30:14,734 --> 00:30:17,168 [Paul] Sir. 405 00:30:17,270 --> 00:30:18,294 Hey, Ben. 406 00:30:18,371 --> 00:30:20,339 Bud. 407 00:30:20,406 --> 00:30:22,306 Bud! 408 00:30:23,009 --> 00:30:25,102 Will you excuse us? 409 00:30:28,615 --> 00:30:31,083 They're closing in on Bill's record. 410 00:30:31,151 --> 00:30:34,086 - [Gordo groans] - [Randall jabbers] 411 00:30:34,154 --> 00:30:35,644 Ben. 412 00:30:36,689 --> 00:30:38,680 Bill, what do you think? 413 00:30:38,758 --> 00:30:41,727 I think Gordo's an astronaut, and Randall isn't. 414 00:30:41,828 --> 00:30:44,319 [Ben] I don't know. 415 00:30:55,508 --> 00:30:57,408 He broke the record! 416 00:31:08,988 --> 00:31:11,047 [shrieks] 417 00:31:11,124 --> 00:31:14,059 It wasn't me! It wasn't me! 418 00:31:14,527 --> 00:31:20,523 So we will be using a new system which generates artificial gravity. 419 00:31:21,568 --> 00:31:24,560 Ms. Ford, do you expect to find life on Mars? 420 00:31:24,704 --> 00:31:28,333 Absolutely. Along with my crew, including Ulysses, 421 00:31:28,408 --> 00:31:33,607 I think it is most likely we'll find microscopic unicellular organisms 422 00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:36,308 similar to those found in Antarctica. 423 00:31:36,416 --> 00:31:37,815 Bernard Barrows, BBC. 424 00:31:37,884 --> 00:31:42,378 Commander Overbeck, we've all read about the dangerous windstorms. 425 00:31:42,488 --> 00:31:44,319 How will that affect the mission? 426 00:31:44,390 --> 00:31:46,824 Well, as a former test pilot, 427 00:31:46,926 --> 00:31:50,089 I've experienced my share of wind problems. 428 00:31:50,163 --> 00:31:53,291 But the ground crew has assured me that if we launch now, 429 00:31:53,366 --> 00:31:55,425 these storms shouldn't be any trouble. 430 00:31:55,535 --> 00:31:57,025 Bernard Barrows, BBC. 431 00:31:57,136 --> 00:32:01,300 Mr. Wick, has NASA selected a replacement crew member yet? 432 00:32:01,407 --> 00:32:05,707 Well, I'm glad you asked that. Ben, you wanna take that? 433 00:32:06,613 --> 00:32:11,516 Yes. I have made a decision on our... replacement, 434 00:32:11,618 --> 00:32:16,419 and the National Aeronautics and Space Administration 435 00:32:16,522 --> 00:32:20,151 is pleased, as I am pleased, 436 00:32:20,226 --> 00:32:25,596 to announce the appointment of astronaut and third crew member 437 00:32:25,665 --> 00:32:28,600 of the historic manned mission to Mars, 438 00:32:28,668 --> 00:32:30,795 Astronaut Fred Randall! 439 00:32:30,870 --> 00:32:32,895 [screaming] 440 00:33:07,540 --> 00:33:09,804 - [gate slams] - [Randall shrieks] 441 00:33:30,396 --> 00:33:33,058 [voice over PA] 442 00:33:36,636 --> 00:33:38,570 I'm not ready, Bud. 443 00:33:39,972 --> 00:33:45,137 Fred, in '68, when President Johnson appointed me chief of operations, 444 00:33:45,211 --> 00:33:47,907 he gave me three commemorative coins. 445 00:33:47,980 --> 00:33:50,744 One for honor, which i gave to Armstrong. 446 00:33:50,850 --> 00:33:54,115 One for freedom. I gave that one to Lovell. 447 00:33:54,220 --> 00:33:57,280 And one... for bravery. 448 00:33:58,191 --> 00:34:02,719 It hasn't done me much good. Maybe it'll mean something to you. 449 00:34:06,566 --> 00:34:09,364 I feel like the Cowardly Lion. 450 00:34:10,703 --> 00:34:16,107 ♪ If I were the king 451 00:34:16,943 --> 00:34:20,071 ♪ Of the forest 452 00:34:21,013 --> 00:34:25,143 ♪ I'd rrrruff and I'd rrrruff and I'd rrrruff ♪ 453 00:34:25,218 --> 00:34:27,015 Ha-ha! 454 00:34:27,086 --> 00:34:32,217 How about just saying, ''Thanks for the cool coin, Bud. It means a lot to me''? 455 00:34:32,291 --> 00:34:35,727 Yeah, thanks for the cool coin. What was the rest? 456 00:34:35,795 --> 00:34:38,320 You're welcome, Fred. Go on. 457 00:34:45,271 --> 00:34:46,966 Good luck, Astronaut Randall! 458 00:35:07,493 --> 00:35:11,429 All right, team, let's kick the tires and light the fires. 459 00:35:11,531 --> 00:35:15,126 Don't worry, Ulysses. Everything's gonna be okay. 460 00:35:15,201 --> 00:35:16,930 Nothing to be scared of. 461 00:35:17,003 --> 00:35:19,836 I'm not scared. There's no reason you should be. 462 00:35:19,972 --> 00:35:22,304 - [on radio] What's our status? - [on radio] Go. 463 00:35:23,810 --> 00:35:26,074 Roger, 842. Booster? 464 00:35:26,145 --> 00:35:28,113 Go. 465 00:35:28,214 --> 00:35:30,705 - APUs? - Go. 466 00:35:30,783 --> 00:35:32,375 - OMS? - Lookin' good. 467 00:35:32,452 --> 00:35:36,513 [Bill] Houston, we're getting close. Initiating final checklist. 468 00:35:36,589 --> 00:35:39,057 - [Bill] Fuel celIs. - [Julie] Check. 469 00:35:39,158 --> 00:35:41,149 - [Bill] Hydraulics. - Check. 470 00:35:41,227 --> 00:35:43,821 - CDPS, panel 6. - [Julie] MMU one. 471 00:35:43,963 --> 00:35:46,431 - [Bill] lPL. - AT&T? 472 00:35:46,499 --> 00:35:49,491 - [Julie] GPC, mode 4. - KFC. 473 00:35:49,602 --> 00:35:51,593 - [Bill] EDP. - YMCA. 474 00:35:51,671 --> 00:35:53,866 - GNC and five. - BMW? 475 00:35:54,006 --> 00:35:57,100 - CNS. - CNN. 476 00:35:57,710 --> 00:36:00,577 - [Bill] CNS. - IHOP? 477 00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:02,739 Randall, computer navigation systems. 478 00:36:02,849 --> 00:36:05,317 I have to go tinkle! 479 00:36:07,119 --> 00:36:08,643 [Julie] CNS, check. 480 00:36:08,754 --> 00:36:10,984 - [Bill] ECIsS. - [Julie] Check. 481 00:36:11,057 --> 00:36:13,423 - [Bill] APUs. - [Julie] APUs are go. 482 00:36:13,493 --> 00:36:14,755 Abort switch off. 483 00:36:14,827 --> 00:36:18,490 - Initiating final launch sequence. - All right, people, looking good. 484 00:36:18,564 --> 00:36:21,328 T-minus ten. Let's light her up. 485 00:36:21,434 --> 00:36:22,731 No, not yet! 486 00:36:22,835 --> 00:36:25,030 Ten... nine... 487 00:36:25,104 --> 00:36:27,629 - Fifteen! Twenty-nine! - ...seven... 488 00:36:27,707 --> 00:36:31,541 [Randall] There's a fly in my helmet! It went up my nose! 489 00:36:31,644 --> 00:36:35,136 ...three... two... one... 490 00:36:50,496 --> 00:36:54,023 We have liftoff, 0232 GMT! 491 00:37:16,055 --> 00:37:17,522 Yes! 492 00:37:19,892 --> 00:37:21,757 Oh, my Lord... 493 00:37:21,861 --> 00:37:24,625 I hope i packed him enough underwear. 494 00:37:24,697 --> 00:37:26,927 I wouldn't worry, pumpkin. 495 00:37:26,999 --> 00:37:29,263 He's packin' his own underwear right now. 496 00:37:44,984 --> 00:37:46,849 Oh, my... 497 00:37:49,922 --> 00:37:51,913 [Randall] Are you guys seeing this? 498 00:37:52,892 --> 00:37:54,951 My helmet! 499 00:37:56,395 --> 00:37:57,726 Did you see that? 500 00:37:57,797 --> 00:38:00,527 My face went back like this, 501 00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:05,560 and then this thing flew out of my mouth and... 502 00:38:06,539 --> 00:38:08,905 Can we do that again? 503 00:38:08,975 --> 00:38:12,274 [whoops] I like this! 504 00:38:18,084 --> 00:38:22,885 Hey, I'm floating up in the air! Like a little bird, like a crow! 505 00:38:22,955 --> 00:38:25,253 [caws] 506 00:38:25,324 --> 00:38:28,350 Hey, look. There's a big field of corn down there! 507 00:38:28,427 --> 00:38:32,386 Engaging artificial gravity in three... two... one. 508 00:38:34,467 --> 00:38:36,025 [Randall groans] 509 00:38:41,207 --> 00:38:44,836 Hey, Randall, take a look out the window. 510 00:38:49,682 --> 00:38:51,547 Wow... 511 00:38:52,318 --> 00:38:55,685 It really does look like a giant blueberry. 512 00:38:56,789 --> 00:38:58,780 Hi, Mom. 513 00:38:58,891 --> 00:39:00,756 Hi, Dad. 514 00:39:02,762 --> 00:39:05,822 [Randall] Commander, can i call you Bill? 515 00:39:05,898 --> 00:39:07,229 [Bill] No. 516 00:39:07,299 --> 00:39:10,097 - [Randall] Are we there yet? - [Bill] No. 517 00:39:10,169 --> 00:39:12,467 - [Randall] Could I drive? - [Bill] No! 518 00:39:12,538 --> 00:39:14,529 [Randall] I'm hungry. 519 00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:17,074 Ulysses, it's yum-yum time! 520 00:39:22,381 --> 00:39:24,542 Ow, the flesh, it burns! 521 00:39:25,584 --> 00:39:28,610 Ow. Need some burn ointment. 522 00:39:37,663 --> 00:39:41,895 You hungry, Ulysses? Here, you eat the monkey fruitcake. 523 00:39:41,967 --> 00:39:45,801 Now go sit at the table. Sit at the table. 524 00:39:45,871 --> 00:39:48,032 Randall, where's that dinner? 525 00:39:48,774 --> 00:39:52,107 It's just coming out of the oven, Bill. 526 00:39:53,312 --> 00:39:57,612 Okay, let's eat up. In 20 minutes we got a broadcast with the president 527 00:39:57,717 --> 00:39:59,241 and the entire free world. 528 00:39:59,351 --> 00:40:02,878 If it's all the same, I'll sit that one out. 529 00:40:02,955 --> 00:40:04,354 [Julie] What's for dinner? 530 00:40:04,423 --> 00:40:08,257 Prime rib with broccoli and mashed potatoes. 531 00:40:11,597 --> 00:40:14,361 Oh, Julie's doing her Old Yeller impression! 532 00:40:14,433 --> 00:40:19,200 Please, Pa. I don't want Yeller to die! 533 00:40:20,673 --> 00:40:23,836 Fred, it's toothpaste! 534 00:40:23,909 --> 00:40:27,845 [Julie mutters, spits] 535 00:40:32,852 --> 00:40:34,877 That's not potatoes. 536 00:40:34,987 --> 00:40:36,386 I'm sorry, what? 537 00:40:36,455 --> 00:40:38,514 This is not... 538 00:40:39,859 --> 00:40:42,828 Oh, man, this is hemorrhoid cream! 539 00:40:42,895 --> 00:40:44,795 [mumbles] 540 00:40:44,864 --> 00:40:46,297 Hemorrhoid cream! 541 00:40:52,138 --> 00:40:55,005 Hey, swallow your food there, fella! 542 00:40:55,074 --> 00:40:56,336 [Bill spits] 543 00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:04,807 Dear... Mr. President... 544 00:41:06,185 --> 00:41:08,915 Dear world and Mr. President... 545 00:41:09,955 --> 00:41:12,355 [gurgling] 546 00:41:12,424 --> 00:41:16,588 [gulps, squeaIs, passes gas] 547 00:41:16,695 --> 00:41:18,720 That came out of nowhere. 548 00:41:18,798 --> 00:41:22,290 [gurgling continues] 549 00:41:22,368 --> 00:41:24,427 Oh, look out, Sally! 550 00:41:25,971 --> 00:41:28,838 [Julie] Careful you don't get sucked out when you flush. 551 00:41:28,941 --> 00:41:31,034 - What? - Happens all the time. 552 00:41:55,334 --> 00:41:57,393 Oh, no, Bud's coin! 553 00:42:01,907 --> 00:42:03,306 [bubbling] 554 00:42:05,377 --> 00:42:07,311 Come to papa. 555 00:42:18,290 --> 00:42:20,451 Good evening, my fellow Americans 556 00:42:20,559 --> 00:42:22,527 and citizens of the world. 557 00:42:22,595 --> 00:42:27,589 We are privileged to speak live with our courageous Mars astronauts. 558 00:42:27,666 --> 00:42:29,691 [President] Good evening, commander. 559 00:42:29,768 --> 00:42:33,260 Good evening, Mr. President. Welcome aboard the Aries. 560 00:42:33,339 --> 00:42:36,137 I would like to say that this mission is intended 561 00:42:36,242 --> 00:42:39,234 to honor all of the peoples of the world, 562 00:42:39,345 --> 00:42:42,439 for space is about the highest yearning 563 00:42:42,514 --> 00:42:46,314 - Are we on? - ...of mank... of mankind. 564 00:42:46,418 --> 00:42:49,410 [President] I don't mean to cut you off, commander, 565 00:42:49,521 --> 00:42:51,853 but i spy Fred Randall, 566 00:42:51,957 --> 00:42:56,417 And i believe the world would like to know why he looks like a Smurf. 567 00:42:56,495 --> 00:42:59,589 Officer Randall has duties to perform eIsewhere. 568 00:42:59,665 --> 00:43:02,657 - We are on! - As I was saying... 569 00:43:02,735 --> 00:43:05,226 Say hello to the world, son. 570 00:43:05,905 --> 00:43:08,897 Me? Yes, Mr. President... 571 00:43:10,276 --> 00:43:14,679 - [Randall] I don't think that i... - Tell them what it's like up here. 572 00:43:14,747 --> 00:43:16,874 [President] Yeah, son, you go ahead. 573 00:43:16,949 --> 00:43:21,283 Mr. President, sir, from up here I can... 574 00:43:21,420 --> 00:43:25,789 Well, i can see the whole world out that window, and... 575 00:43:25,858 --> 00:43:31,228 Well, i know down there there's a lot of wars and so on and whatnot, 576 00:43:31,297 --> 00:43:36,860 but from up here I feel like i could take the whole world in my hands 577 00:43:36,936 --> 00:43:40,497 just like a ripe blueberry. 578 00:43:41,941 --> 00:43:45,707 I feel like i could... It's almost like i... 579 00:43:46,211 --> 00:43:50,011 ♪ I got the whole world in my hands 580 00:43:50,115 --> 00:43:53,607 ♪ I got the whole world in my hands 581 00:43:53,686 --> 00:43:56,985 ♪ I've got the whole world in my hands 582 00:43:57,056 --> 00:44:00,389 ♪ I've got the whole world in my hands 583 00:44:00,459 --> 00:44:04,486 All right, now the French! [continues song in fake French] 584 00:44:12,271 --> 00:44:17,709 Now the Germans! [continues song in fake German] 585 00:44:22,614 --> 00:44:25,208 C'mon. Just the Western Hemisphere! 586 00:44:25,284 --> 00:44:27,479 ♪ He's got the whole world 587 00:44:27,553 --> 00:44:30,113 - ♪ In his hands - Come on, commander! 588 00:44:30,222 --> 00:44:34,090 [chorus of voices] ♪ He's got the whole wide world in his hands 589 00:44:34,159 --> 00:44:37,492 [Bill] ♪ He's got the whole damn world in his hands 590 00:44:37,563 --> 00:44:40,896 [chorus] ♪ He's got the whole world in his hands 591 00:44:40,966 --> 00:44:42,399 Everybody, now! 592 00:44:42,534 --> 00:44:46,231 ♪ He's got the whole world in his hands 593 00:44:56,582 --> 00:45:00,245 Now the Chinese! C'mon, all you Chinese! 594 00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:02,949 [continues in fake Chinese] 595 00:45:32,284 --> 00:45:35,014 - Hey, there's my star. - What? 596 00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:40,319 My star. When i was a kid, I picked one out of the sky. 597 00:45:40,392 --> 00:45:42,553 Called it Fred's Star. 598 00:45:42,628 --> 00:45:47,964 It was my own special place l could go to, and no one could ever find me. 599 00:45:48,033 --> 00:45:52,367 - That is so weird! i did that too. - You did? 600 00:45:52,438 --> 00:45:53,735 Yes! 601 00:45:53,806 --> 00:45:55,797 Which one is yours? 602 00:45:55,874 --> 00:46:01,369 Well, actually, it's that one, just to the right of the North Star. 603 00:46:01,447 --> 00:46:03,642 Kinda flickering over there? 604 00:46:03,715 --> 00:46:05,615 - That's funny. - Why? 605 00:46:05,684 --> 00:46:08,414 That one's right next to... mine. 606 00:46:12,224 --> 00:46:15,682 It's... It's amazing, isn't it, Julie? 607 00:46:15,794 --> 00:46:16,852 Yeah. 608 00:46:16,962 --> 00:46:19,988 Y'know, for all the research I've done, 609 00:46:20,065 --> 00:46:23,660 I still don't really understand what's out there. 610 00:46:23,735 --> 00:46:27,569 I mean, i believe that there's something... 611 00:46:28,507 --> 00:46:31,169 I just... I wish... I wish I... 612 00:46:31,243 --> 00:46:33,074 Well, why don't you? 613 00:46:33,145 --> 00:46:34,237 What? 614 00:46:34,313 --> 00:46:40,081 Wish. Use your star. It's like that Jiminy Cricket song. 615 00:46:40,853 --> 00:46:44,789 ♪ When you wish upon a star 616 00:46:45,390 --> 00:46:50,657 ♪ Makes no difference who you are 617 00:46:50,729 --> 00:46:53,527 ♪ And when you wish 618 00:46:53,599 --> 00:46:55,760 ♪ Upon a star 619 00:46:55,834 --> 00:46:58,667 ♪ Your dreams 620 00:46:58,737 --> 00:47:01,706 ♪ Come 621 00:47:01,773 --> 00:47:05,106 ♪ True ♪ 622 00:47:07,045 --> 00:47:09,138 That's Jiminy Cricket. 623 00:47:15,454 --> 00:47:18,184 [Randall] I don't know about this hypersleep thing. 624 00:47:18,257 --> 00:47:21,249 [Julie] It's safe. You can't stay awake for eight months. 625 00:47:21,326 --> 00:47:23,317 The boredom would drive you crazy. 626 00:47:23,428 --> 00:47:28,491 Eight months? The eye crust alone could be dangerous! Hey, commander! 627 00:47:29,301 --> 00:47:31,496 Ah! It burns the flesh! 628 00:47:32,304 --> 00:47:35,637 So anyway, Ford, wake me up when we get to Mars. 629 00:47:35,741 --> 00:47:37,641 [Julie] You got it. 630 00:47:37,743 --> 00:47:39,734 [Bill] Good night, ladies. 631 00:47:39,811 --> 00:47:42,371 So, I'll see you in eight months. 632 00:47:42,447 --> 00:47:48,113 Boy, i wish i had $928 for every time a girl's said that to me. 633 00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:50,420 Good night, Fred. 634 00:47:52,024 --> 00:47:54,083 Good night, Julie Ford. 635 00:48:03,535 --> 00:48:07,062 Well, it's a tale as old as time, Ulysses. 636 00:48:07,606 --> 00:48:10,370 Boy meets girl, boy falIs for girl, 637 00:48:10,842 --> 00:48:13,242 girl goes into hypersleep. 638 00:48:17,282 --> 00:48:22,584 No, see, you can't be in here because yours is over there. 639 00:48:22,721 --> 00:48:25,315 This is mine. 640 00:48:25,390 --> 00:48:27,153 Okay, I'm going in here. 641 00:48:27,226 --> 00:48:29,217 You can stay right there, 642 00:48:29,294 --> 00:48:32,889 and i'll take yours, you hairy little bed stealer! 643 00:48:32,965 --> 00:48:35,991 Good night. Gotta close the door... 644 00:48:36,068 --> 00:48:39,560 Just gotta close this... 645 00:48:42,608 --> 00:48:44,701 Gotta close the door... 646 00:49:19,945 --> 00:49:23,642 Oh! Eight-month-old morning breath. 647 00:49:32,124 --> 00:49:35,116 Morning glory and hallelujah, commander! 648 00:49:45,937 --> 00:49:49,532 [crows like a rooster] 649 00:49:55,213 --> 00:49:58,671 Query. How long have i been asleep? 650 00:50:00,085 --> 00:50:02,053 Thirteen minutes! 651 00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:04,680 [♪ Bobby Lewis: Tossin' and Turnin'] 652 00:50:04,756 --> 00:50:07,725 Gah! No! 653 00:50:36,321 --> 00:50:37,345 [burps] 654 00:50:53,972 --> 00:50:57,999 Crazy blanket! No man could sleep with you! 655 00:51:13,592 --> 00:51:17,084 Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Go to sleep. 656 00:51:17,162 --> 00:51:21,121 [computer program repeating] 657 00:51:25,604 --> 00:51:28,437 [Randall] My darling, what a wonderful evening. 658 00:51:28,540 --> 00:51:32,806 You look so beautiful tonight, so... full of life. 659 00:51:32,944 --> 00:51:36,778 Your hair looks like corn silk, 660 00:51:36,882 --> 00:51:40,648 soft, snowy skin and your tangerine lips... 661 00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:42,778 And your... 662 00:51:45,690 --> 00:51:49,888 [chortles, speaks French] 663 00:51:57,035 --> 00:51:59,128 [manic cackling] 664 00:51:59,204 --> 00:52:01,331 Hi! It's me again! 665 00:52:02,674 --> 00:52:04,107 Whack, whack, whack! 666 00:52:04,176 --> 00:52:06,872 Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up! 667 00:52:06,945 --> 00:52:10,437 Fred. Come out, Fred. You can't hide forever, Fred. 668 00:52:10,515 --> 00:52:14,576 - They're coming to get me, Fred. - Bwana! It's me, Fred. 669 00:52:14,686 --> 00:52:18,713 They've taken over the ship. Fifty, 60 of them! 670 00:52:19,357 --> 00:52:22,451 I've had to hide in the jungle. Take this down. 671 00:52:22,561 --> 00:52:26,554 I need four barreIs of gunpowder, a machete, a goatskin, 672 00:52:26,631 --> 00:52:28,690 a guide that speaks Hutu... 673 00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:33,430 Fred, snap out of it. Fred, snap out of it. 674 00:52:34,139 --> 00:52:36,004 It wasn't me! 675 00:53:26,191 --> 00:53:28,716 [Bud] Hello? Hello? 676 00:53:29,394 --> 00:53:30,725 Hello? 677 00:53:30,829 --> 00:53:32,592 [Bud] Fred? 678 00:53:32,664 --> 00:53:34,859 can i ask who's calling? Over. 679 00:53:34,933 --> 00:53:38,096 It's Bud. Go to the private medical channel. 680 00:53:38,169 --> 00:53:40,967 - [Randall] Where have you been? - Why are you awake? 681 00:53:41,039 --> 00:53:44,270 A series of very bad mistakes that happened all at once, 682 00:53:44,342 --> 00:53:47,038 but everything's fine and my spirits are high. 683 00:53:47,145 --> 00:53:51,878 The ship is in shipshape, and the Hutu uprising is over. Over. 684 00:53:51,983 --> 00:53:55,441 Forget the ''overs.'' How can i keep this from Wick? 685 00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:59,923 You don't have to. I reprogrammed the hypersleep monitors. 686 00:54:00,058 --> 00:54:02,856 Ration your food. I'll do what I can. 687 00:54:02,928 --> 00:54:08,389 Bud, I've been looking at the latest weather surveyor photos from Mars. 688 00:54:08,500 --> 00:54:10,263 What are you talking about? 689 00:54:10,335 --> 00:54:15,363 I can't be sure, but i think we may run into some nasty windstorms. 690 00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:18,170 That's impossible. No one's picked that up. 691 00:54:18,243 --> 00:54:20,609 I know. I almost missed it myseIf. 692 00:54:20,679 --> 00:54:24,342 If you look in sectors 5 and 6 of the Valles Marineris... 693 00:54:24,416 --> 00:54:26,850 Way too low. This could be bad. 694 00:54:26,918 --> 00:54:28,283 What do we do? 695 00:54:28,353 --> 00:54:32,346 Nothing. If Wick finds out you're awake, he'll go through the roof. 696 00:54:32,457 --> 00:54:36,860 With this weather business, he'll have to reconsider the mission. 697 00:54:36,928 --> 00:54:39,590 Reconsider the mission? Sure. 698 00:54:39,698 --> 00:54:41,427 Okay, it's still on. 699 00:54:41,533 --> 00:54:44,661 Look at these new readouts. The danger is real! 700 00:54:44,736 --> 00:54:49,799 I don't have to look at anything! All my experts tell me everything's peachy, 701 00:54:49,874 --> 00:54:54,470 and you tell me to reconsider a $40 billion mission on a hunch? 702 00:54:54,579 --> 00:54:57,548 - That's right. - Your hunches are worth as much 703 00:54:57,616 --> 00:55:00,210 as dental floss at a Willie NeIson concert. 704 00:55:00,285 --> 00:55:03,721 I'll monitor this. If the data doesn't change... 705 00:55:03,788 --> 00:55:07,986 You'll leave it to me to make the call, as always. 706 00:55:13,465 --> 00:55:17,731 [grunting] Voila. 707 00:55:17,802 --> 00:55:21,238 [alarm clock rings] 708 00:55:24,609 --> 00:55:28,101 February, March, April, May, June, July, 709 00:55:28,179 --> 00:55:30,943 August... Whoopsy. Wake-up time. 710 00:55:31,883 --> 00:55:34,408 Hypersleep over. 711 00:55:34,519 --> 00:55:36,714 [Bill] Come on, Ford. I'm starving! 712 00:55:36,788 --> 00:55:39,188 [Bill] Randall, why are you dressed like that? 713 00:55:40,392 --> 00:55:41,950 What have you been doing? 714 00:55:42,027 --> 00:55:45,656 Oh, just making coffee. I'm a morning person. 715 00:55:45,764 --> 00:55:47,288 Morning, Julie. 716 00:55:47,399 --> 00:55:49,390 What happened in here? 717 00:55:49,467 --> 00:55:54,871 Well, I'll be the first to say it. It looks like we've got space rats. 718 00:55:54,939 --> 00:55:57,134 Space rats? 719 00:55:57,208 --> 00:55:58,334 You've been awake! 720 00:55:58,410 --> 00:56:01,777 No! It wasn't me! It was the hairy one! 721 00:56:02,714 --> 00:56:04,875 Him! The naughty! 722 00:56:04,949 --> 00:56:06,814 [makes chimp noises] 723 00:56:10,789 --> 00:56:15,192 Well, it's obvious he's very sorry and doesn't want to talk about it. 724 00:56:17,462 --> 00:56:18,895 Oh, my God. 725 00:56:28,606 --> 00:56:29,800 [Randall] Wow. 726 00:56:30,809 --> 00:56:35,007 Turns out Ulysses is one of those rare... 727 00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:38,811 ...genius... painting monkeys. 728 00:56:38,917 --> 00:56:40,851 That's food. 729 00:56:40,952 --> 00:56:44,649 You've been awake the whole time, and you used up all of our food! 730 00:56:44,723 --> 00:56:45,917 - Didn't you? - No. 731 00:56:45,990 --> 00:56:49,585 Look at this! What are we supposed to do now, fish? 732 00:56:50,862 --> 00:56:53,228 Look! Look! It's gone! We're doomed! 733 00:56:53,298 --> 00:56:55,789 I've got backup supplies. Lots of backups. 734 00:56:55,867 --> 00:56:59,928 Oh, what have you got here? Anchovy paste. I love this stuff! 735 00:57:00,004 --> 00:57:02,802 - Creamed liver! This is good. - It's good for your gums. 736 00:57:02,907 --> 00:57:06,468 GefiIte fish! I'm not eating gefiIte fish for the rest of this trip! 737 00:57:06,544 --> 00:57:07,977 - [Julie] Bill. - What? 738 00:57:08,046 --> 00:57:10,139 We're here. 739 00:57:39,744 --> 00:57:42,042 All right, kids, here we go. 740 00:57:42,647 --> 00:57:45,844 [Bill] Randall, stop eating and pay attention. 741 00:57:45,917 --> 00:57:49,944 Houston, we have separation. Request permission for descent burn. 742 00:57:50,054 --> 00:57:52,284 Roger, Pilgrim. Confirm separation. 743 00:57:52,357 --> 00:57:53,915 Roger that. 744 00:57:53,992 --> 00:57:57,052 - Separation confirmed. - You are go for descent burn. 745 00:57:57,128 --> 00:57:59,653 Roger that, Houston. Commencing burn. 746 00:58:11,042 --> 00:58:14,170 Pilgrim is through the high gate at 80 percent. 747 00:58:14,245 --> 00:58:15,303 Status? 748 00:58:15,380 --> 00:58:18,747 Aeroshell deployed. Deceleration rate: normal. 749 00:58:18,817 --> 00:58:21,012 They have entered Martian atmosphere. 750 00:58:23,822 --> 00:58:26,882 [Julie] Bill, we've got a problem! Glide slope increasing! 751 00:58:26,958 --> 00:58:28,357 I see it, Ford. 752 00:58:31,396 --> 00:58:34,797 - We're losing stable trajectory. - [Bill] Randall, status. 753 00:58:34,866 --> 00:58:38,427 We need a 5 percent Z gimbal correction. 754 00:58:38,503 --> 00:58:40,994 - No, wait, wait... - [Bill] I need a number! 755 00:58:41,072 --> 00:58:44,098 - 10 percent. No, 12! - [Julie] Trajectory's eroding! 756 00:58:44,209 --> 00:58:47,804 - Is it ten or 1 2? - I'm going with 1 2. 757 00:58:47,879 --> 00:58:50,439 Initiating 1 2 percent Z gimbal course correction. 758 00:58:52,517 --> 00:58:55,452 Communication shutdown for three minutes. 759 00:59:06,197 --> 00:59:08,290 I knew it was 12. 760 00:59:16,007 --> 00:59:18,202 Holy cow. 761 00:59:19,510 --> 00:59:21,375 Look at that. 762 00:59:30,922 --> 00:59:33,049 Engaging landing thrusters. 763 00:59:33,658 --> 00:59:36,957 It's okay, little fella. It's gonna be okay. 764 00:59:39,030 --> 00:59:40,691 Pilgrim, this is Houston. 765 00:59:42,533 --> 00:59:44,467 Pilgrim, do you copy? 766 00:59:46,137 --> 00:59:50,130 Pilgrim, this is Houston. Come in, please. 767 00:59:51,242 --> 00:59:55,372 Houston, this is Planitia Base. The Pilgrim has landed. 768 01:00:11,229 --> 01:00:13,959 Commander Overbeck is the first out of the capsule 769 01:00:14,065 --> 01:00:17,933 and within seconds will step onto the surface of Mars 770 01:00:18,036 --> 01:00:20,470 and into the history books. 771 01:00:20,538 --> 01:00:24,030 This is a very big day for us, Ben. Very big. 772 01:00:24,108 --> 01:00:26,542 [Bill] Mr. President, peoples of the world, 773 01:00:26,611 --> 01:00:29,444 for a poor farm boy from Iowa, this is one 774 01:00:29,514 --> 01:00:32,347 heck of an honor to be the first man... 775 01:00:32,417 --> 01:00:37,684 - [Julie] Fred, go slowly... - [Bill] ...to set foot on Mars. 776 01:00:42,126 --> 01:00:43,457 [Randall] It wasn't me! 777 01:00:43,528 --> 01:00:47,191 [Bill] Randall, I'm gonna kick your butt! 778 01:01:04,649 --> 01:01:06,412 [Julie] My God! 779 01:01:06,517 --> 01:01:08,610 [Randall] It's amazing! 780 01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:11,645 We're the first to ever stand on Mars! 781 01:01:11,723 --> 01:01:14,487 [Bill] Now you're the biggest idiot on two planets. 782 01:01:14,559 --> 01:01:17,926 [Randall] We're the first to talk on Mars! 783 01:01:17,996 --> 01:01:22,490 Hey, Julie, I'm the first to walk backwards on Mars! 784 01:01:24,202 --> 01:01:26,602 First to blow a kiss on Mars! 785 01:01:28,239 --> 01:01:30,867 Hey, you're the first to blush on Mars. 786 01:01:30,942 --> 01:01:31,931 Fred! 787 01:01:32,010 --> 01:01:35,036 [Bill] How'd you like to be the first to die on Mars? 788 01:01:35,113 --> 01:01:39,209 [Randall] Well, sorry, Mr. First To Show Inappropriate Anger On Mars! 789 01:01:39,283 --> 01:01:42,184 [Bill] I'm not listening. I'm turning this radio off. 790 01:01:42,286 --> 01:01:45,312 [Randall] You're the first to not listen to me on Mars. 791 01:01:46,124 --> 01:01:48,649 - [Bill] Na, na, na, na, na. - Please talk to me. 792 01:01:48,726 --> 01:01:52,355 [Randall] I wanna get to know you more for the first time on Mars. 793 01:01:57,802 --> 01:02:00,066 - [Randall] Are we there yet? - [Bill] No. 794 01:02:00,171 --> 01:02:02,298 - [Randall] can i drive? - [Bill] No! 795 01:02:02,373 --> 01:02:05,467 - [Randall] You never let me drive! - [Bill] Shut up. 796 01:02:05,543 --> 01:02:08,979 [Randall] There's no airbag. What if i fly through the windshield? 797 01:02:09,047 --> 01:02:11,481 [Bill] There is no windshield. 798 01:02:11,582 --> 01:02:15,382 [Randall] Well, what if i go flying through the front of my helmet? 799 01:02:15,486 --> 01:02:17,579 [Bill] I'd die happy. 800 01:02:20,491 --> 01:02:23,551 Well, this is it. Valles Marineris. 801 01:02:23,628 --> 01:02:26,222 Stop here, Ford. This'll be perfect. 802 01:02:27,298 --> 01:02:29,493 This is where we plant the flag. 803 01:02:29,567 --> 01:02:31,296 [Julie] Roger. 804 01:02:31,402 --> 01:02:34,200 I'll set up the weather station, take drilling samples 805 01:02:34,272 --> 01:02:36,536 and be back in an hour. 806 01:02:40,545 --> 01:02:45,346 [Bill] I'll offload this equipment. Rendezvous back here at 1 400 hours. 807 01:02:45,416 --> 01:02:47,509 [Julie] 1 400 hours. Check. 808 01:02:47,585 --> 01:02:49,746 [Bill] Be careful out there, Ford. 809 01:02:56,227 --> 01:03:01,392 [Randall] All right, this is the spot. It's the perfect spot right here. 810 01:03:01,466 --> 01:03:03,525 Randall, where's that flag? 811 01:03:03,601 --> 01:03:05,933 [Randall] It's coming, commander. 812 01:03:08,873 --> 01:03:10,966 It wasn't me! 813 01:03:11,075 --> 01:03:13,475 But i'll get it! I saw where it went. 814 01:03:17,982 --> 01:03:19,609 [Bill] Hey, hey, hey, hey! 815 01:03:22,820 --> 01:03:24,583 [Bill] You moron! 816 01:03:24,655 --> 01:03:26,680 [Randall] Who are you talking to? 817 01:03:26,791 --> 01:03:29,658 [Bill] You realize what you've just done? 818 01:03:29,727 --> 01:03:35,256 I waited my whole life for this, to plant a flag on a distant planet. 819 01:03:35,333 --> 01:03:39,326 Now I'm on a distant planet, which was the hard part, 820 01:03:39,437 --> 01:03:42,895 and I don't have a flag 'cause you lost it! 821 01:03:42,974 --> 01:03:45,966 [Randall] Don't worry, commander. I've got another flag. 822 01:03:46,043 --> 01:03:51,811 A high-flying flag! A proud flag! A wonderful flag! 823 01:03:51,883 --> 01:03:53,282 What are you doing? 824 01:03:53,384 --> 01:03:55,978 We're making history, commander. 825 01:03:58,156 --> 01:03:59,885 [Bill] Randall. 826 01:04:02,860 --> 01:04:04,521 And... salute! 827 01:04:06,297 --> 01:04:09,460 - Huh? - Ten-hut! 828 01:04:09,534 --> 01:04:11,832 - [phone rings] - It's the president. 829 01:04:14,372 --> 01:04:17,307 [Bill] Why don't i just throw myseIf off this cliff? 830 01:04:17,375 --> 01:04:21,141 - [Bill] Why don't i throw you off? - [Randall] Don't worry, they're clean. 831 01:04:23,848 --> 01:04:25,839 We got a red on Overbeck. 832 01:04:25,917 --> 01:04:29,409 Oxygen tank leak. We need to preserve his SOP. 833 01:04:29,487 --> 01:04:30,476 Solution? 834 01:04:30,555 --> 01:04:33,888 Emergency tie line. Hook him into another suit. 835 01:04:33,958 --> 01:04:35,755 Do it, doc. 836 01:04:35,860 --> 01:04:38,920 Bill, this is Houston. You got a leak in your primary tank. 837 01:04:38,996 --> 01:04:41,556 I see it. What do we do? 838 01:04:41,699 --> 01:04:44,964 Hook up your emergency line with Randall's 839 01:04:45,036 --> 01:04:47,937 spare vent and share till you get back to the Pilgrim. 840 01:04:48,005 --> 01:04:51,031 Houston, is that sanitary? 841 01:04:54,011 --> 01:04:56,445 - [Randall] Hey, commander? - [Bill] Yeah? 842 01:04:56,514 --> 01:04:59,950 [Randall] Do you believe in UFOs at all? 843 01:05:00,017 --> 01:05:02,008 [Bill] Sure, i believe in UFOs. 844 01:05:02,086 --> 01:05:03,110 [Randall] You do? 845 01:05:03,187 --> 01:05:06,088 [Bill] Yeah. There's one following me. 846 01:05:06,157 --> 01:05:09,854 [Randall] Huh? Oh, i get it! You're funny, commander! 847 01:05:09,927 --> 01:05:11,918 [Randall laughs] 848 01:05:15,233 --> 01:05:16,427 [Randall] Commander? 849 01:05:16,534 --> 01:05:18,331 [Bill] Yeah? 850 01:05:18,402 --> 01:05:23,499 [Randall] When i was a kid, at night i thought there was a baker under my bed. 851 01:05:23,574 --> 01:05:26,771 Did you ever have anything under your bed? 852 01:05:26,844 --> 01:05:27,833 [Bill] No. 853 01:05:27,912 --> 01:05:30,403 [Randall] Did you ever bend down and look? 854 01:05:30,481 --> 01:05:31,709 [Bill] No. 855 01:05:31,782 --> 01:05:34,683 [Randall] How do you know there wasn't a baker? 856 01:05:34,752 --> 01:05:36,743 Randall, shut up. 857 01:05:36,821 --> 01:05:38,755 Hey, commander? 858 01:05:38,823 --> 01:05:40,120 Yeah? 859 01:05:40,191 --> 01:05:44,423 I seem to be experiencing intense intestinal cramps. 860 01:05:44,528 --> 01:05:47,964 Randall, I'm trying to conserve oxygen here. 861 01:05:48,032 --> 01:05:51,263 - But they hurt me so. - Keep it to yourseIf. 862 01:05:51,335 --> 01:05:53,360 - Ow. Ow. - Wait a minute. 863 01:05:53,437 --> 01:05:57,874 If we stay on this heading another 20 minutes, we'll see the Pilgrim. 864 01:05:57,942 --> 01:05:59,967 [passes gas] 865 01:06:07,985 --> 01:06:10,579 What? I didn't do anything. 866 01:06:13,624 --> 01:06:15,751 Oh, my God. No, no, no. 867 01:06:15,826 --> 01:06:19,125 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Don't do that. 868 01:06:19,196 --> 01:06:21,187 No, no. Come on. 869 01:06:21,265 --> 01:06:24,792 [sniffing] Oh, man! 870 01:06:24,869 --> 01:06:27,599 Oh! [groaning] 871 01:06:27,672 --> 01:06:29,469 Oh! 872 01:06:29,540 --> 01:06:32,100 - It wasn't me. - What do you mean? 873 01:06:32,176 --> 01:06:35,976 We're 35 million miles from the nearest person! 874 01:06:36,080 --> 01:06:40,244 Heart rate up, adrenaline up, stomach muscles spasming! 875 01:06:40,318 --> 01:06:43,344 - Overbeck's in distress. - Look at these methane leveIs. 876 01:06:43,421 --> 01:06:47,255 - Methane? - [laughter] 877 01:06:52,863 --> 01:06:55,354 [Bill] Oh, it's in my mouth! 878 01:06:55,466 --> 01:06:57,957 [Randall] Hey, he who smeIt it deaIt it! 879 01:07:02,273 --> 01:07:04,468 [passes gas] 880 01:07:07,845 --> 01:07:09,642 What? 881 01:07:24,128 --> 01:07:26,688 [Randall] I'm having trouble breathing. 882 01:07:26,764 --> 01:07:31,098 [Bill] You're having trouble breathing? My eyes are burning! 883 01:07:31,168 --> 01:07:34,194 Truly, it wasn't me! Maybe it was Julie. 884 01:07:34,271 --> 01:07:35,329 You dog! 885 01:07:35,406 --> 01:07:37,340 Hey, miracles can happen. 886 01:07:37,408 --> 01:07:39,137 Blaming this on Julie! 887 01:07:39,210 --> 01:07:41,474 Okay, i admit it was me. 888 01:07:41,579 --> 01:07:43,911 - Thank you! - [passes gas] 889 01:07:44,014 --> 01:07:45,481 Now that was Julie! 890 01:07:55,359 --> 01:07:59,090 I think Fred's right. The winds are coming early. 891 01:07:59,163 --> 01:08:02,189 Maybe two or three days. Look at these readings. 892 01:08:02,266 --> 01:08:04,257 We should still be all right tomorrow. 893 01:08:04,335 --> 01:08:07,168 Wait. No. It's not gonna be all right. 894 01:08:07,238 --> 01:08:09,468 My calculations are telling me 895 01:08:09,540 --> 01:08:12,065 that these two high-pressure systems 896 01:08:12,143 --> 01:08:15,078 are coming together faster than we could have predicted. 897 01:08:15,146 --> 01:08:16,511 Tomorrow. 898 01:08:16,580 --> 01:08:21,040 When that happens, we're nothing more than a dust bunny in a vacuum bag. 899 01:08:21,118 --> 01:08:23,586 You go out there, you're not comin' back. 900 01:08:23,654 --> 01:08:26,851 What are you doing, Randall? What are you doing? 901 01:08:26,924 --> 01:08:30,621 It's not enough that you broke every record i ever set, 902 01:08:30,694 --> 01:08:33,492 that you humiliated me on global television, 903 01:08:33,564 --> 01:08:38,160 you ruined the most important moment of my life by stepping on Mars first? 904 01:08:38,235 --> 01:08:41,432 That's not enough for you! You've got to do this! 905 01:08:41,505 --> 01:08:43,700 No. This one is mine. 906 01:08:43,774 --> 01:08:46,106 We came to Mars to gather fossil samples. 907 01:08:46,177 --> 01:08:49,613 We're not leaving until i accomplish this! 908 01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:54,947 Wait. Bill, I don't want to abort this mission any more than you do, but... 909 01:08:57,521 --> 01:08:59,386 ...i know he's right. 910 01:08:59,490 --> 01:09:04,359 If we don't leave before this storm hits, we don't leave. 911 01:09:06,831 --> 01:09:09,061 All right, what do you suggest? 912 01:09:09,166 --> 01:09:13,865 Tomorrow morning we check the readings. If they're bad... 913 01:09:14,004 --> 01:09:15,869 ...we abort. 914 01:09:17,007 --> 01:09:19,066 All right. Fine. 915 01:09:19,844 --> 01:09:21,937 Let's get some sleep. 916 01:09:29,653 --> 01:09:33,612 - [Bud] What did Overbeck say? - [Randall] To wait till morning. 917 01:09:33,724 --> 01:09:38,627 Maybe I was wrong about the winds. I shouldn't have said anything. 918 01:09:38,696 --> 01:09:42,598 [Bud] I wanna tell you something, Fred. About the 13 mission. 919 01:09:42,666 --> 01:09:48,036 The day before launch, i caught a glitch in the tank's stirring circuits. 920 01:09:48,105 --> 01:09:50,505 Didn't look serious, but i went to Wick, 921 01:09:50,574 --> 01:09:54,271 told him to postpone until we could greenlight the system. 922 01:09:54,345 --> 01:09:57,212 He said there was no way we'd push back the launch date, 923 01:09:57,314 --> 01:09:58,872 that i was overreacting, 924 01:09:58,949 --> 01:10:01,247 imagining a problem when there was none. 925 01:10:01,318 --> 01:10:03,843 [Randall] So Apollo 13 was Wick's fauIt? 926 01:10:03,954 --> 01:10:09,620 [Bud] No. I had the authority to stop that launch, but I didn't. 927 01:10:09,693 --> 01:10:13,424 If those astronauts hadn't pulled off some major miracles, 928 01:10:13,497 --> 01:10:17,092 they would have been dead, and it would've been my fauIt. 929 01:10:17,167 --> 01:10:21,297 I won't let that happen this time. I'll get you guys out of this. 930 01:10:22,473 --> 01:10:26,705 Hey, Bud. I'd be proud to end up like you. 931 01:10:28,178 --> 01:10:30,043 I copy that. 932 01:10:30,814 --> 01:10:32,645 Bud out. 933 01:10:32,716 --> 01:10:35,708 [Randall] The mushroom people are coming! Get them away! 934 01:10:35,786 --> 01:10:39,347 [Julie] Fred! Wake up! Fred! 935 01:10:39,423 --> 01:10:43,587 Bill is gone. He took Ulysses and the spare backpack, and he is gone. 936 01:10:43,661 --> 01:10:45,629 Sweet mother of meat! 937 01:10:48,132 --> 01:10:50,600 [imitates Scooby-Doo] Huh? Uh-oh! 938 01:10:56,707 --> 01:10:59,198 All right, buddy, here we are. 939 01:11:01,812 --> 01:11:03,905 Go on... Go on... 940 01:11:10,454 --> 01:11:12,183 How are they doin' up there? 941 01:11:12,256 --> 01:11:14,747 Good morning, sir. We're about to wake them. 942 01:11:14,825 --> 01:11:17,055 - Would you like this one? - [door opens] 943 01:11:17,127 --> 01:11:18,719 Oh, great. 944 01:11:20,864 --> 01:11:22,855 It's over, Paul. 945 01:11:22,933 --> 01:11:25,231 Sir, I'm making the call. We abort now. 946 01:11:25,336 --> 01:11:28,169 No one's listening, Bud. Don't make me call security. 947 01:11:28,238 --> 01:11:30,229 I won't let another disaster happen! 948 01:11:30,307 --> 01:11:33,208 This man has ignored the warnings of our crew on Mars. 949 01:11:33,277 --> 01:11:36,735 - Security, would you come in here? - Our mission is in jeopardy. 950 01:11:36,814 --> 01:11:38,372 Bud... 951 01:11:41,585 --> 01:11:44,713 - Don't make this any harder. - Don't do this, sir. 952 01:11:44,788 --> 01:11:49,225 Bud, we're all under a lot of stress. You just need rest. 953 01:11:49,326 --> 01:11:51,317 Ben, those people are gonna die. 954 01:11:51,395 --> 01:11:54,159 Bud, you have totally lost it. 955 01:11:54,231 --> 01:11:56,722 We haven't had any negative reports. 956 01:11:56,800 --> 01:11:59,030 Get him out of here, please. 957 01:11:59,103 --> 01:12:03,039 Paul, we've got a contact on emergency frequency. 958 01:12:03,107 --> 01:12:06,042 - On screen. - Pilgrim, this is Houston. 959 01:12:06,110 --> 01:12:11,810 Houston, the storms are here! Wind speed at 45 mph and rising! 960 01:12:11,882 --> 01:12:14,612 - Visibility dropping. - Houston, what should we do? 961 01:12:14,685 --> 01:12:16,619 Houston, please advise! 962 01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:18,620 Paul? 963 01:12:19,723 --> 01:12:22,783 Randall, no, that's impossible. 964 01:12:22,860 --> 01:12:24,794 [Paul] Our weather analysis... 965 01:12:24,862 --> 01:12:28,025 Mr. Wick, I've never seen anything like this. 966 01:12:28,165 --> 01:12:30,258 It reminds me of a French Canadian... 967 01:12:30,367 --> 01:12:32,358 Tennis racket stuck to the... 968 01:12:32,436 --> 01:12:35,064 Bubbling out of my sister's... 969 01:12:35,205 --> 01:12:36,399 Brazilian donkey! 970 01:12:36,473 --> 01:12:38,737 I can't be any clearer! 971 01:12:38,842 --> 01:12:41,811 Wick, get 'em off that planet! 972 01:12:41,879 --> 01:12:44,006 Do as he says, Paul. 973 01:12:44,782 --> 01:12:46,875 Ben, we had no way of knowing. 974 01:12:48,018 --> 01:12:50,612 I followed procedure, Ben. 975 01:12:50,721 --> 01:12:52,621 I followed procedure! 976 01:12:52,723 --> 01:12:54,520 Paul, unplug and go home. 977 01:12:54,591 --> 01:12:57,560 Unplug and go home? 978 01:12:57,628 --> 01:12:59,892 Nesbitt, you're in command. 979 01:13:00,664 --> 01:13:03,258 Houston, do you copy? Come in! 980 01:13:03,333 --> 01:13:06,063 We copy. Please stand by. 981 01:13:07,471 --> 01:13:10,440 [Bud] Don't stare at me! We got a crew out there! 982 01:13:10,507 --> 01:13:12,873 Let's bring 'em home. 983 01:13:27,057 --> 01:13:30,424 [Julie] Houston, wind speed continues to increase. 984 01:13:30,494 --> 01:13:32,052 This is bad, Paul. 985 01:13:32,129 --> 01:13:34,290 Ford, it's Bud. Listen carefully. 986 01:13:34,398 --> 01:13:36,389 If the wind keeps building, 987 01:13:36,467 --> 01:13:39,095 in 20 minutes, liftoff will be impossible. 988 01:13:39,169 --> 01:13:40,659 Launch now. 989 01:13:40,738 --> 01:13:45,766 No! Commander Overbeck and Ulysses are still out there! 990 01:13:51,381 --> 01:13:53,941 They're lost now. You're not. 991 01:13:54,885 --> 01:13:56,477 Launch! 992 01:13:56,587 --> 01:13:58,521 - I'm going after them. - What? 993 01:13:58,622 --> 01:14:01,113 Fred? Fred, answer me! Fred! 994 01:14:01,258 --> 01:14:04,659 Can't hear you! We're fading out fast! 995 01:14:04,728 --> 01:14:05,956 Fred! 996 01:14:06,063 --> 01:14:10,295 If I'm not back in 20 minutes, you have to take off without me! 997 01:14:10,367 --> 01:14:11,493 You will be back. 998 01:14:11,568 --> 01:14:14,128 - Twenty minutes, and then take off! - [Bud] Fred! 999 01:14:21,845 --> 01:14:24,837 Twenty minutes, right? Not 1 5 or anything? 1000 01:14:24,915 --> 01:14:26,815 All right. 1001 01:14:32,523 --> 01:14:34,514 Twenty-one is okay too. 1002 01:14:57,047 --> 01:14:58,480 Ford, what's going on? 1003 01:14:58,549 --> 01:15:00,483 I'm losing you! Julie! 1004 01:15:01,351 --> 01:15:03,251 [Randall] Commander! 1005 01:15:04,154 --> 01:15:06,247 Commander Overbeck! 1006 01:15:07,858 --> 01:15:09,826 Ulysses! 1007 01:15:09,927 --> 01:15:12,293 [makes chimp noises] 1008 01:15:12,362 --> 01:15:14,353 Ulysses! 1009 01:15:17,134 --> 01:15:20,570 Where are you? Answer me! 1010 01:15:21,405 --> 01:15:23,771 [chimp noises] 1011 01:15:23,841 --> 01:15:25,809 There you are! 1012 01:15:25,876 --> 01:15:29,676 I've told you not to walk around in Martian dust storms! 1013 01:15:29,780 --> 01:15:31,645 We've got to find the commander. 1014 01:15:36,620 --> 01:15:39,088 Where are they? 1015 01:15:41,091 --> 01:15:43,150 Commander! 1016 01:15:43,994 --> 01:15:46,292 Commander Overbeck! 1017 01:15:46,363 --> 01:15:48,092 [Bill] Randall? 1018 01:15:48,165 --> 01:15:50,156 Commander, is that you? 1019 01:15:50,234 --> 01:15:53,135 - Randall! - It is you! 1020 01:15:53,203 --> 01:15:57,196 All right, stand back, little fella. Nothin' to see here. 1021 01:15:57,274 --> 01:16:01,677 [Bill] What are you doing here? Get back to the ship and save yourseIf! 1022 01:16:01,745 --> 01:16:03,770 Sorry, I can't do that. 1023 01:16:03,881 --> 01:16:05,678 That's an order! 1024 01:16:05,749 --> 01:16:07,740 I've got to get you out. 1025 01:16:07,818 --> 01:16:09,809 I can't lift it. 1026 01:16:09,920 --> 01:16:12,718 [Randall] They say when a mother's child is trapped, 1027 01:16:12,789 --> 01:16:16,623 the rush of her adrenaline gives her the strength of 20 men. 1028 01:16:16,693 --> 01:16:19,389 - Commander, call me ''Mommy''! - What? 1029 01:16:19,463 --> 01:16:21,829 Call me ''Mommy,'' now! 1030 01:16:21,899 --> 01:16:24,459 I'd rather die in the Martian dirt! 1031 01:16:24,534 --> 01:16:27,731 - Who am i? - Just lift the stinkin' thing! 1032 01:16:27,838 --> 01:16:29,738 Who am i? 1033 01:16:29,840 --> 01:16:30,898 Mommy. 1034 01:16:30,974 --> 01:16:32,874 Say it like you love me. 1035 01:16:36,113 --> 01:16:40,345 Mommy... Please, Mommy, save me. 1036 01:16:40,450 --> 01:16:44,045 - Mommy's coming, little Billy! - Save me! 1037 01:16:44,121 --> 01:16:47,352 [Randall] Live, child! Live! 1038 01:16:50,027 --> 01:16:52,461 You're alive, little Billy! 1039 01:16:52,529 --> 01:16:55,157 Don't you ever call me little Billy! 1040 01:16:55,265 --> 01:16:57,927 That's no way to talk to your mother. 1041 01:16:58,001 --> 01:17:00,265 Houston, this is Ford. 1042 01:17:00,337 --> 01:17:01,565 Julie, where's Fred? 1043 01:17:01,638 --> 01:17:04,505 Still out there. I'm initiating launch sequence. 1044 01:17:04,574 --> 01:17:06,508 They stilI have time! 1045 01:17:06,576 --> 01:17:08,373 Give 'em a chance! 1046 01:17:08,445 --> 01:17:10,606 i know what I'm doing. 1047 01:17:13,817 --> 01:17:15,682 [Randall] Which way, commander? 1048 01:17:15,786 --> 01:17:19,722 [Bill] Can't get a reading. Get down behind that rock. 1049 01:17:19,823 --> 01:17:22,018 [Randall] Come on, Ulysses. 1050 01:17:22,092 --> 01:17:25,528 I'll go out there and take a closer look. 1051 01:17:27,831 --> 01:17:29,492 [Randall] It's the Pilgrim! 1052 01:17:29,566 --> 01:17:32,660 It's too late! She's taking off! 1053 01:17:32,736 --> 01:17:35,967 [Bill] She's guiding us with the engines! Come on! 1054 01:17:36,039 --> 01:17:38,906 [Randall] I'll get Ulysses. Ulysses... 1055 01:17:38,976 --> 01:17:41,035 - [Ulysses whimpers] - Ulysses. 1056 01:17:41,111 --> 01:17:42,544 The tank's empty! 1057 01:17:42,612 --> 01:17:44,409 We'll share air. 1058 01:17:44,514 --> 01:17:46,914 [Bill] We don't have a spare hose! 1059 01:17:47,017 --> 01:17:50,885 [Randall] Then i'll give him mine. You don't leave friends behind. 1060 01:17:50,954 --> 01:17:54,253 You gonna hold your breath? You'll never make it! 1061 01:17:54,324 --> 01:17:59,057 Don't forget, I'm the new NASA record holder for lung capacity. 1062 01:18:00,597 --> 01:18:04,761 That was three minutes! This is, what, four, maybe five? 1063 01:18:04,835 --> 01:18:07,770 You ignore me the whole trip, and now that I have no air 1064 01:18:07,838 --> 01:18:09,863 you wanna chat? 1065 01:18:09,940 --> 01:18:11,840 Randall... 1066 01:18:12,676 --> 01:18:16,476 Randall? Randall! Randall! 1067 01:18:21,985 --> 01:18:23,885 Oh, no, not now! 1068 01:18:29,393 --> 01:18:30,724 Twenty minutes are up. 1069 01:18:31,528 --> 01:18:33,519 Wait... I see someone! 1070 01:18:33,597 --> 01:18:35,588 Ford, what's going on? 1071 01:18:35,665 --> 01:18:36,757 I got it! 1072 01:18:36,833 --> 01:18:40,132 [Bud] Ford, who is it? Julie, do you copy? 1073 01:18:40,203 --> 01:18:44,071 Fred, are you there? Fred? Copy, somebody! 1074 01:18:44,174 --> 01:18:46,165 Bill! Where's Fred? 1075 01:18:46,243 --> 01:18:49,235 He should've been here. Don't launch. 1076 01:18:50,380 --> 01:18:52,143 There he is! 1077 01:18:52,249 --> 01:18:55,150 Fred... He's going the other way! Fred! 1078 01:18:55,218 --> 01:18:57,482 Hey! Fred! 1079 01:19:08,165 --> 01:19:10,224 - Get me outta this! - What are you doing? 1080 01:19:10,300 --> 01:19:12,461 It's empty anyway. 1081 01:19:13,036 --> 01:19:16,335 - He's holding his breath out there. - Oh, my God! 1082 01:19:17,407 --> 01:19:20,535 If we're not back in five minutes... 1083 01:19:26,483 --> 01:19:28,451 Hurry! Hurry, Bill! 1084 01:19:36,059 --> 01:19:38,687 Bill, is he all right? Is he okay? 1085 01:19:38,795 --> 01:19:42,196 He's not breathing! Get his helmet off! 1086 01:19:45,435 --> 01:19:48,563 Don't even think about it, Randall! 1087 01:19:50,941 --> 01:19:54,172 [Bill] Houston, this is Pilgrim... 1088 01:19:54,578 --> 01:19:58,139 Carol Ann? Go into the light, honey. 1089 01:19:58,982 --> 01:20:00,415 Houston? 1090 01:20:00,517 --> 01:20:06,080 - Oh, it's you! Ulysses! - No! Julie! 1091 01:20:06,189 --> 01:20:08,419 No... Ulysses needs air! 1092 01:20:10,127 --> 01:20:12,994 Houston! Come in! We're on board. 1093 01:20:13,697 --> 01:20:16,359 - We need go for launch. - Get the hell out of there! 1094 01:20:16,466 --> 01:20:19,560 Roger that. Preparing for launch. 1095 01:20:19,636 --> 01:20:21,467 Not the hairy one! Take me! 1096 01:20:21,538 --> 01:20:24,302 - Priming main thrusters. - Rocket boosters intact. 1097 01:20:24,374 --> 01:20:26,001 [screeching, jabbering] 1098 01:20:26,109 --> 01:20:30,842 Fred? Fred! Fred, he's fine! He's just resting. 1099 01:20:31,748 --> 01:20:34,216 Thrusters go in three, two... 1100 01:20:34,284 --> 01:20:36,013 - Hold on. - ...one. 1101 01:20:40,123 --> 01:20:41,522 We have liftoff. 1102 01:20:41,658 --> 01:20:43,285 Fifty meters. 1103 01:20:43,360 --> 01:20:45,328 One hundred. 1104 01:20:45,428 --> 01:20:47,487 - Increasing velocity. - 200 meters. 1105 01:20:49,533 --> 01:20:53,060 Course is good. Nice flying, Uncle WaInut. 1106 01:20:53,136 --> 01:20:55,127 [Julie] One thousand. Two thousand. 1107 01:20:55,205 --> 01:20:56,900 Increasing velocity. 1108 01:20:56,973 --> 01:20:59,237 Five thousand... Six thousand... 1109 01:21:00,210 --> 01:21:03,907 - Eight thousand. - You're almost clear of the storm. 1110 01:21:04,014 --> 01:21:05,845 Ten thousand. 1111 01:21:07,584 --> 01:21:11,076 - All systems green. - I think we made it. 1112 01:21:17,794 --> 01:21:19,887 What the heli was that? 1113 01:21:20,964 --> 01:21:24,331 - Houston, we've had an impact! - It wasn't me! 1114 01:21:24,401 --> 01:21:26,562 [Bill] Navigation controIs compromised! 1115 01:21:26,703 --> 01:21:29,467 Switching to auxiliary power. We're losing velocity. 1116 01:21:29,539 --> 01:21:30,528 Status! 1117 01:21:30,607 --> 01:21:33,041 ECIsS down, OMS down, visual contact down. 1118 01:21:33,109 --> 01:21:35,509 - It's a total kill. - Solutions! 1119 01:21:35,579 --> 01:21:39,845 Randall rewires the entire circuitry in less than two minutes. 1120 01:21:39,916 --> 01:21:41,850 Bud, what do we do here? 1121 01:21:41,918 --> 01:21:43,579 We do nothing. 1122 01:21:43,720 --> 01:21:45,711 Pilgrim is in a freefall. 1123 01:21:47,891 --> 01:21:52,385 Nav controIs are out. I need the engine computers up now! 1124 01:21:52,495 --> 01:21:55,521 This time it was definitely not me! 1125 01:21:55,599 --> 01:21:58,329 Switching to manual. Randall, check below. 1126 01:22:01,471 --> 01:22:04,201 Randall, how's it look down there? 1127 01:22:04,274 --> 01:22:08,142 Like this! [mimics electricity crackling] 1128 01:22:08,211 --> 01:22:09,337 Well, fix it! 1129 01:22:09,446 --> 01:22:12,313 Stop this ship from tumbling and give me a week! 1130 01:22:12,382 --> 01:22:14,316 You've got two minutes! 1131 01:22:17,120 --> 01:22:21,955 To recap, the Pilgrim was caught in a violent sandstorm 1132 01:22:22,025 --> 01:22:24,892 and is now tumbling towards Mars. 1133 01:22:24,961 --> 01:22:28,294 We're standing by to hear the latest NASA has to say 1134 01:22:28,365 --> 01:22:30,356 about this terrible incident. 1135 01:22:31,835 --> 01:22:34,395 4,500 meters, dropping fast. 1136 01:22:34,471 --> 01:22:36,701 Ninety seconds to impact. 1137 01:22:36,773 --> 01:22:39,105 Tell me straight. Can he do it? 1138 01:22:39,209 --> 01:22:43,305 Only a complete genius or a total fool could pull this off. 1139 01:22:43,380 --> 01:22:45,371 Lucky for us he's both. 1140 01:22:51,554 --> 01:22:52,851 Any power yet, Bill? 1141 01:22:52,956 --> 01:22:55,288 Nothing. We're in a flat spin. 1142 01:23:01,931 --> 01:23:06,630 This would be a terrific time to fix that! Any time now would be good! 1143 01:23:08,204 --> 01:23:10,263 60 seconds to impact. System's still red. 1144 01:23:10,340 --> 01:23:11,830 We have audio link. 1145 01:23:11,908 --> 01:23:13,102 Fred? 1146 01:23:13,176 --> 01:23:15,076 Fred, can you hear me? 1147 01:23:15,145 --> 01:23:18,637 Bud... I'm down below. Everything's spinning. 1148 01:23:18,748 --> 01:23:20,113 I don't know what to do! 1149 01:23:20,183 --> 01:23:25,348 Focus. It's like in training. The rotating chair with the wires. 1150 01:23:25,422 --> 01:23:28,186 - That was a real winner! - You can do this. 1151 01:23:28,258 --> 01:23:30,123 Trust your instincts. 1152 01:23:34,397 --> 01:23:35,694 Now! 1153 01:23:40,103 --> 01:23:42,401 [Bill] Fred, come on! You can do it. 1154 01:23:42,505 --> 01:23:44,871 [Julie] Thirty seconds! Don't give up, Fred! 1155 01:23:44,941 --> 01:23:46,408 Come on! 1156 01:23:50,980 --> 01:23:53,346 Gotta close the circuit. 1157 01:23:58,088 --> 01:24:01,023 - Come on, Fred. - Fifteen seconds to impact. 1158 01:24:01,091 --> 01:24:03,025 Need something... 1159 01:24:03,093 --> 01:24:04,492 You're the man! 1160 01:24:05,662 --> 01:24:08,153 - Come on. - [Julie] Ten seconds! 1161 01:24:09,366 --> 01:24:11,766 - Bud's coin! - Come on! 1162 01:24:15,672 --> 01:24:17,833 Yee-haa! 1163 01:24:18,908 --> 01:24:20,398 We got power! 1164 01:24:24,714 --> 01:24:27,046 You did it, Fred! 1165 01:24:27,117 --> 01:24:29,677 [Bill] Yes! Yes! Yes! 1166 01:24:33,256 --> 01:24:37,124 Put on the porch light, Mama! We're comin' home! 1167 01:24:52,041 --> 01:24:56,603 Oh, Magoo. You've done it again, sir! 1168 01:25:09,459 --> 01:25:14,021 That little space rock's gonna make you real famous, Julie Ford. 1169 01:25:15,098 --> 01:25:17,828 So, what's next for you, rocketman? 1170 01:25:17,901 --> 01:25:23,203 Well, actually, i was thinking about asking you to dance. 1171 01:25:24,174 --> 01:25:28,201 Oh, well, thanks, but i think we've done that before. 1172 01:25:28,278 --> 01:25:33,773 Wait. i had a little time on my hands recently, and I've been practicing. 1173 01:25:33,883 --> 01:25:38,582 That, and i got a bit creative with the space blankets. 1174 01:26:04,247 --> 01:26:08,911 [Jiminy Cricket] ♪ When you wish upon a star 1175 01:26:08,985 --> 01:26:13,388 ♪ Makes no difference who you are 1176 01:26:13,456 --> 01:26:18,450 ♪ Anything your heart desires 1177 01:26:18,528 --> 01:26:22,225 ♪ Will come to you 1178 01:26:27,704 --> 01:26:33,472 ♪ Like a boIt out of the blue 1179 01:26:33,543 --> 01:26:36,068 ♪ Fate steps in 1180 01:26:36,145 --> 01:26:41,242 ♪ And sees you through 1181 01:26:41,317 --> 01:26:44,081 ♪ When you wish 1182 01:26:44,153 --> 01:26:47,179 ♪ Upon a star 1183 01:26:48,057 --> 01:26:51,254 ♪ Your dreams 1184 01:26:51,327 --> 01:26:53,921 ♪ Come 1185 01:26:53,997 --> 01:26:56,932 ♪ True ♪ 1186 01:27:00,570 --> 01:27:02,561 Sweet dreams, lovebirds. 1187 01:27:03,573 --> 01:27:07,407 So, i guess i'll see you in eight months. 1188 01:27:07,477 --> 01:27:08,967 Good night, Fred. 1189 01:27:24,093 --> 01:27:26,960 It's a tale as old as time, Ulysses. 1190 01:27:27,096 --> 01:27:29,690 Boy meets girl. 1191 01:27:29,766 --> 01:27:31,757 Boy falIs for girl. 1192 01:27:31,868 --> 01:27:34,393 Boy and girl return to home planet, 1193 01:27:34,504 --> 01:27:38,463 get a nice house with a picket fence and live happily... 1194 01:27:38,541 --> 01:27:39,701 No! 1195 01:27:39,776 --> 01:27:45,214 No, not again! Ulysses! No! 1196 01:27:46,282 --> 01:27:52,221 [♪ EIton John: Rocket Man] 1197 01:33:38,434 --> 01:33:42,336 [jabbering] 89296