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At Constant Consumer Magazine...

...there is but one constant rule:

Get the job done.

This can be hazardous, however,
when the laws of economics

affect our workplace
And threaten to downsize us.

For those of you who cannot...

...keep pace with such changes,
be forewarned:

You will be terminated.

Sorry.
I'm sorry.

- Hi. Is she there?
- Yeah.

- You saw her?
- Yeah.

And today's the big day.

- What have you heard?
- What?

You heard anything?

Oh, everybody's been sayin' a third,

but today, I'm talkin' to Janice,

- She tells me she heard half.
- Did she? She's wrong.

Hold on. Constant
consumer, hold, please?

Can you believe that?

Half? It's a massacre.

Norah, shut the door.
I've got a 4:00 with Ted and Naomi.

Go ahead and distribute them
on your way out.

No. You crawl out there and
do the dirty work, Virginia.

I'm the one dragging this
magazine out of the stone age.

You'd be out of business
if it wasn't for me. Mm-mm.

Norah, I never crawl.

And you're spitting
germs in my face.

Now, listen, sweetie.

Just because you know...

...a thing or two about computers
and office downsizing,

...that doesn't mean
that you know SHIT...

about running a magazine.

Now take a few drops
of echinacea goldenseal.

It'll knock that cold
right out of you,

and then get out there
and drop the axe!

Dorine!

Oh, I'm sorry to interrupt.

Uh, Kate thought that, of
course, you would know...

...the proper use of...

...third paragraph?

- "Which."
- What?

"Which" is correct,
not "that,"

and there's a split infinitive
in sentence two, paragraph one.

Wow! Thanks, Dorine.

Hey, tramp, get over here.

Daniel called.

- Oh.
- What's with you?

I think I'm getting
your cold, thank you,

...and the nicotine queen...

...is making me do
all the dirty work.

First of all, it's not
my cold. It's Gary's.

And it's you who
wanted this big job,

...so buck up, baby.

- Don't touch me.
- Oh, get over it!

- Nice eye shadow, clumpy.
- Nice suit.

Oh.

Research has been decimated.
They've got three full-timers left.

Everybody else has been
bumped to freelance,

- ...and Norah is wa—
- Excuse me?

Gee, what you
got there, Norah?

What is this?

Ah, it's all the
downsizing information.

Here are the memos
about benefit adjustments,

...schedules of times and dates
of home office installations...

...and then there are a bunch of...

These to hand out,
if you want to.

Or if you want me to, I...

Be my guest.

Fine.
Kate Stein?

So, Virginia couldn't even
tell us in person?

Do… Dorine Douglas.

All right, everybody,
they haven't fired us yet.

We're just gonna be
part-time now.

So let's get back to work.

There you are,
Mr. Landau.

Thank you, Dori.

- This is…
- Oven cleaners.

Great. Okay.

You know what?
This has to go back to...

...the writers and editorial.

- Do you mind making copies?
- Not at all, sir.

- Oh, uh, Dorine--
- Yes, sir?

You probably wanna look at this.

Oh, thank you.

- Ms. Davis.
- Douglas.

- Ms. Davis.
- Douglas, Douglas.

Uh, well, I've got an—
I've got an extra jacket...

at my desk, if you want?

Oh. Here, here,
here, here.

Here. Wipe that stuff off.
It's probably toxic.

- Thank you.
- Here.

Look, Norah. No one ever said
you were gonna to be popular...

After you joined the firing squad,
so get over it already.

That's the price for promotion.

Didn't that fancy college
teach you anything?

And you, you should
be thanking me.

Otherwise you'd be here
all night, looking at...

...this stressed-out little face.

I am not stressed out, Kim.

You people should thank me
you still have your jobs.

- "You people"?
- Lighten up, hon.

You still have your job,
don't you?

I saw that Dorine
woman on my way out.

She was wrecked.

Oh, please!
That freaky little mouse?

Oh, she's so weird!
It's like her whole life...

...just revolves around her work,

and her not-so-secret
crush on Mr. Landau.

- It's pathetic.
- Excuse me, guys.

I'm here too. How about celebrating the...

...fact that I will be in
the office tomorrow?

You're gonna be in
the office tomorrow?

I have computer inventory...

And then three home unit
installations a day.

- Norah's my new boss.
- Oh, well, that's convenient.

So now that you're so rich,
buy me a drink.

Oh.
What time is it?

Oh, man.

Oh, Christ.

Hey.

Hey, Jumbo.
There you go.

There you go.
Okay.

All righty.

I'll try anything
to bring Helen back.

- Dorine!
- I'm coming.

Mom, I'm coming.

I'm coming now
to make tea!

Oh, Dorine!

You know I don't like
the cats up here.

You're just like your father.
I have to repeat everything.

This is all my fault.

- You mustn't blame yourself.
- You stay there

You couldn't have known
this would happen.

- I need you to be strong now.
- Oh, leave that on!

I love them.

- Jeevis and Buffy Dee.
- Mmm.

...actual chef of the
famous bistro français...

...right here in our own studio...

I'm gonna get to watch them
a lot more now, mama.

...stay to join the culinary fun.
Sounds delicious!

We'll travel with our favorite
travel correspondent, Linda Lou,

...and visit the exotic...

I'm going to be working
at home now, mama.

Oh, Dori! We'll be able to spend
more time together?

...make one in your own kitchen!

And, you know, this old house
could use some work.

...the smile of the day drawing...

Buffy Dee, let's spin the random
winner selection barrel.

And the winner of the
smile of the day drawing,

- ...who will leave the show today...
- Don't forget to leave my chair on.

It is true that to live inside a
warm and nurturing environment...

...is everybody's dream,
but as we grow up, we also...

...need to experience
independence and adventure.

That is the key to a successful
mother-daughter relationship.

Good morning, Kim. Thank you.

You're welcome.

I'm sorry I didn't
stay last night.

Yeah, me too.

What?

Excuse me.

Oh, I hate her.

All right, gang, my laptop maintenance
article is finally in the system.

I need this back tonight,
so chop-chop.

Come on, Gary, what do you
think this is, McDonald's or something?

Look, it's the cover story.
If I'm not mistaken,

...this is what we do for a living?

So who gets it?

This may come as
a shock to you, but...

...the copy department
does not work for you.

We're supposed to coexist around here
with a modicum of mutual respect.

Fine, whatever. My heart is bursting
with fraternal goodwill.

I love you all, okay?

Get away from me,
and don't kiss anybody.

Half the office has your cold
as it is, myself included.

I gotta get this back
tonight, please.

You don't know
when to let up, do you?

The future is here at last.

Actually, this
is an old future.

This stuff was cutting edge
like two years ago.

Shh! Not so loud, Daniel.
This stuff is just fine.

Most of them are practically
computer illiterate anyway.

- Whatever you say.
- So, who's the first victim?

We have, first, Kate,
then Steve...

I have to visit that
woman, Dorine Douglas.

Oh, your new best friend.

Daniel, you should go.

All right, see ya.

Bye, honey. Feel better.

Thank you.

- Oh, Daniel, catch!
- Jesus, Norah.

Sorry. Don't forget to turn it on
in case I need you.

Okay.

You took the computer tutorial,
right, Dorine?

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

This isn't a problem, is it?

No, sir, not at all.

Okay.

Now, if you run
into any snags,

- ...the manual is very useful.
- Mm.

The program's not that
different from the old program.

Mm-hmm.

- You okay?
- Yes, sir.

Thank you, Dorine.

Mm. Hm.

Mr. Michaels, sir.
It's just me here...

...and the computer
won't stop buzzing.

Shocking.
Whatever will we do?

It's buzzing and buzzing,
and it just won't stop.

Sorry, sir.

Please, I've been waiting all night...

...for something like this to happen.

Show me.

Look, why don't you come over here
and learn something,

...so you'll know what to do next time
you lose a story in the black hole?

- Here.
- Thank you, sir.

- Ooh, a little tense.
- Ooh, ooh, ooh.

You think I wanna be here
with you tonight?

Sitting around here,

...hanging on to my
job by a thread?

You know how hard that
asthmatic bitch, Virginia,

...will come down on my ass
if the cover story is fucked...

...'cause I was late again?

You would think after
a lifetime in this office,

...you could do one thing right.

Sir,

...I have to go
to the restroom.

- Excuse me.
- You're pathetic!

Thanks to you, we'll probably
both lose our jobs.

No, you don't.

Ah, she'll miss that,
cheap bitch.

Mr. Michaels?

Dorine!

If you're done playing
with yourself,

...could you come
hold the light?

Dorine,
I don't have all night !

Ow.

Christ.

Dorine!

Mr. Michaels?

Ahh! Oh.

Mr. Michaels?

Wake up, Mr. Michaels.

It's Dorine.

Wake up!

9-1-1.
This is 9-1-1.

Can you hear me?

Is this an emergency?
Is there anybody on the line?

Hello? Hello?

You are not a very pleasant man,
Mr. Michaels.

You are not a
very pleasant man at all.

I was just trying
to pitch in.

I was just
trying to help.

And there was no need
to get so personal.

Look at this mess.

I am going to
have to clean it up.

it's not my fault. I'm going
to have to clean it up.

Go away.

Go away!

Take this.

Here, please.

Take this.

You may think that once
dead people are dead...

...that that is
the end of them.

Not so.

They leave memories
which are very much...

...like dead people
living inside of you.

Damn it to hell, mother!

You watch your mouth, young lady.

Making all that racket.

Coming in at this hour, Dorine.

I'm tired, mama.
I had to work very late.

I don't wanna argue.

I'm going to make us some tea,

...and then I'll bring it up, all right?

Dorine Douglas,
you let those cats...

pull the plug out of
my chair again.

Your poor mama had to call
that little Casper girl...

...to come over and plug it in.

Oh, she's in the scouts now.

Aw, she looked just like
you did in that little outfit.

So cute.

Little knife hanging
from her belt.

- Do you need any help?
- No.

The doctor said a little
getting around is good for me.

I have a nice...

...breakfast on the table.

- I have breakfast on the table!
- Mm-hmm.

Now where the hell is he?

I have no idea.
I've been calling his house.

And?

And his wife doesn't know anything.

You've gotta be kidding!

He swore to me it would
be ready first thing today.

He promised!

I know, I know.
I don't know what happened.

You will get him on the line,

...or I'll have your ass
for this mess.

Virginia, listen.
We really have got to start.

It's almost 11:00.

Oh, Jesus.

Go ahead, and let me know
if you know anything.

Hey, folks, good morning.

We've got a fabulous show
for you today.

We're all happy to be here
on this beautiful, sunny day.

- Aren't we, Jeevis?
- We sure are, Buffy.

What a lineup we have for you!

Hi, Dorine.

I'm here to install the unit.
I'm a little late, so…

Of course! I've been
expecting you.

Now I'm gonna be giving a class
for everybody working at home...

...sometime next week, but in the
meantime, let me show you wha—

I'm sorry.

You could just watch me, all right?

This is your lifeline
to the office.

Now, the magazine's been
using e-mail for a while, but...

...for you folks at home, you'll be using
it for practically everything.

I know it might seem
a little bit weird at first,

...but once you get
used to it, you know?

Some folks say
they like it so much,

...they stop talking
to people in person.

Um, okay, let me give you...

...my card in case you have
any problems at all.

I told you about
the workshop,

...but for now, you know,
feel free to just fool around,

...start to get to know
the system, try the tutorials.

I do know a little bit already.

Good.

- Thank you.
- You're very welcome.

I guess that's it!

Do you need a ride
back to the office?

I'm going right there.

Oh, thank you. I have a car.

Oh…

What's that?

My mother.

She has a hard time
getting around.

Coming, mama!

Hello?

- Mrs. Michaels?
- Yes.

Yeah, it's Kim again.

I was just wondering
if you heard anything.

No, I haven't.
Nothing.

And you have absolutely
no idea where he could be?

No! How do I know
he hasn't put you up...

...to this whole thing
to begin with?

Mrs. Michaels, we have no idea
where Mr. Michaels is.

I swear to you.

Well, have you checked
the hospitals?

What'd they say?

Oh, uh-huh.

Well, I don't think
you should worry.

I'm sure he'll turn up.

Okay. Yeah.
Okay, I gotta go.

Bye.

Let's meet after work.

Oh, I gotta go.
Bye.

"Dear Kim, nananah…

Hold down the fort.
Love, Gary."

Between Virginia chewing
my head off and Gary's wife,

I'm freaking out!

I don't know where he is.

It's like they think I have him
stashed under my desk or something.

I'm sure he'd love that, Kim.

What the hell's that
supposed to mean?

Forget it.

It's not my fault that
their marriage sucks!

Where do you get
off being so superior,

...Little Miss Princeton?
Not everyone's so perfect.

Drop it.

Not everyone gets
everything they want!

Not everyone's
so lucky, Norah!

- Drop it!
- Okay, okay,

...I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm just freaking out!

- Gary just sent me an e-mail.
- What?

Yeah, just before I called you.

He says he just needed a break.

Now what the hell is that?

He's either in detox,

...or he's hiding from some
bookie with a gun.

Just let it go, Kim.

Don't stick your neck out.
Let's get back.

Ooh, oh,
oh-oh.

Is this the one?

I came in there,
and-and-and-and Mr. Michaels…

- And?
- ...to my assistance.

Sit down.

Doris, sit.

Dorine. Dorine!

- It's dorine.
- So?

So Mr. Michaels...

...became very angry...

…because he couldn't fix it either,

…and he insisted...

…that I leave him alone...

…with his challenge.

Oh!

Oh, you idiot!

Mr. Landau told me,

...he specifically
asked you to stay...

...until it was finished!

You're a bit long in the
tooth for that rookie behavior,

aren't you, dear?

Well, have you contacted
Mr. Michaels?

I beg your pardon?

Do you think I'd be wasting
my time with you...

...if I had reached him?

You know how hard that
asthmatic bitch, Virginia

…will come down on my ass…

You're pathetic!

- Kim is here.
- Send her in.

- When Mr. Michaels—
- Ah, forget Gary Michaels!

He's a loser. Probably hiding
like a baby anywhere.

What is she doing here?

Sit.

Kim, Dorine.

Yeah, we've met.

Good. Because you'll be seeing
a lot of each other.

I'm putting you both
on the missing piece...

…which I need yesterday.

Listen, girls, I don't care
how you're doing it.

Reconstruct it from Gary's notes...

...or make it up if you have to.

I'm serious.

Round-the-clock till it's done.

Hi.
Hi.

What's all this?

Uh, don't touch it.
Don't touch it!

It's just some accounting,

…you nosy boy.

Where were you?

I had to go by work
after that last installation.

You know, Kim seems to think
you're pissed off at her.

- Oh, really?
- Yeah, she was pretty upset.

Well, Kim should spend
more time doing her job.

I mean, she and Gary…

…have never delivered
a single article on time.

There you go.
See, that's exactly…

…what she's talking about.

I mean, it's all about
office politics,

then to hell
with the rest of us.

You gotta chill out.

I mean, what kind of scam…

- …are you running here anyway?
- Nothing!

I am just trying to
get us out of this place.

Something you're not
too concerned about.

Well, maybe you should
take a lesson from Kim…

…and find yourself
a life, Norah.

Daniel, go fuck yourself.

Norah.

Norah, come on.

Come on.
Open the door, please.

Dorine.

Hey !

Sorry.
Didn't you hear me?

Was there something
that you needed?

No, forget it.

Shit.

She can make me
stay here all night,

…but she can't
make me starve.

I'm gonna go out
and get something.

Do you want anything?

No, thank you.
I'm fine.

Okay.

Hello?

Kim?

Dorine?

Jesus fucking—
Dorine!

You scared the shit
out of me.

What are you doing here?
You finish?

Here we go.
Up, up, up.

Up.

Dorine, I know you
didn't want anything,

…but I got some
ding dongs for you.

Oh, shit.

You look much prettier if
you put your hair off your face.

Ooh, thank you.

These are for me?

I'll just borrow 'em.
Thank you.

Here you go.

Everybody comfortable?

Comfortable now?

Okay.

This is just like
old times.

I put mother to bed early,

…and we can stay up
as late as we want.

Oh!

Come here. Come here,
come here.

Come here.

Go play with Virginia.
She likes you.

There now.

He's a much more
handsome boy.

Mr. Michaels,

…you shouldn't say
such things to a girl!

Your father would hate
what you've done to this house.

What did you do with all that
perfectly good furniture?

Mother, you know I
moved downstairs.

You know that.

Lose it, Dorine.

I'm not completely crippled.

Well…

I just think it was better
with a man around the house…

to give this place
some order.

He ran a tight ship,
your daddy did,

…but he sure knew how to
keep us girls under his thumb.

Oh, don't you miss all those
wonderful Sunday mornings,

getting the paper,
making up his tray?

Oh, the summer cottage!
Ahh!

Oh, damn it to hell, Dorine!
Watch what you're doing!

Mother. I'm gonna bring
yours upstairs, mother.

Uh, I-I-I have to get
into work early today.

It's-it's a
special day for me.

So I'm going to bring
yours upstairs, okay, mama?

Hi, Miss Douglas.

The scouts is a national orgazi—
national group—

- …devoted to teaching—
- …young girls leadership,

…loyalty and honesty.

Yes, I know, Linda.

Would you like to buy
some cookies?

Yes, my moth…
fath… my…

my mother always liked
those peanut butter smoothies.

Come in.

What a nice house
you have.

Yes.

Tell them I've just
finished the article,

…and I've sent it
by fax modem.

Yes, thank you.

Dear Kim,
where's my story?

Bitch!

"Spoke with Virginia—"
Dorine?

Nice digs.

Well, I got another one.

- From Gary?
- Yep.

- Where is he?
- He didn't say.

He said he spoke with Virginia,
but she's not in her office.

Have you seen her?

No, not yet,
but I just got here.

I can't believe it. I've never
been so pissed off.

You know, they completely
ditched me last night.

She and that Dorine.

Probably ran off together.

You know, they're
probably lezzies.

What?

And now, apparently, Virginia's
been talking with Gary.

I mean, what
does that mean?

I don't get it.

Kim,

…what the hell
are you talking about?

Kim.

Kim, hold on.

Dorine.

Dorine!

Hey!

Good morning, Miss Poole.

Where the hell
were you last night?

I went home.

Oh, so you just went
home. You figured…

…you could just leave me
here to do everything?

- I was tending to mother.
- Oh, please.

I'm not taking the rap
on this one, lady!

and if you think that's what's
happening you are very…

- Kim!
- What?

- What?
- Maybe there's an explanation.

- Norah, back off. I mean it.
- Oh. Sorry.

- Kim, what are you doing?
- Saving my ass.

Oh what, by tattling
to editorial?

You think they care about
your petty garbage?

- No, I just wanna…
- Because they don't.

I wanna make sure that everyone
knows who to start accusing…

when the issue doesn't
come in this week,

…'cause I'm sure shit not
taking the blame, not this time.

Looks good.

What is going on here?

Kim!

I mean, if this is some kind of big joke
at my expense, I'm not laughing.

Hey, calm down.

Have a seat.

Kim, what are you
rambling about?

The big emergency?

Or so Virginia says, because
Gary didn't finish the cover story…

before disappearing
which is another thing.

He's actually fine.

Whoa, Kim,
slow down.

Oh, no.

Hi, Dorine.

Um, I was going
through my closet,

…and I found a couple of things…

…that I never wear.

They'd look great on you.

Oh, well.

- I could try them.
- Good.

They were supposed to
do the cover story together,

but she ends up
losing it or something.

So then Gary—
whatever…

Okay, so Virginia comes up to me,
and she tells me...

…to go finish that story
with that bitch.

Her name's
Dorine, Kim.

And she did a fantastic job,
by the way.

- I just finished reading it.
- What?

Dorine handed it in this morning.
She did quite a nice job.

I just sent it to layout.

W-w-wait, that
fucking freak?

Kim, that's plenty from you.
You were asked to stay late,

- …and you just couldn't deliver.
- I was here all night.

It's pathetic, you
trying to blame Dorine.

You've probably been
at this magazine longer...

…than just about any of us.

Sixteen years.

Well, you've probably
gotten a lot to offer…

…during the changeover.

That's a long time.

- Yes, it is.
- Yeah.

And, of course,
my father...

…was one of its
founding editors.

I didn't know that.

I-I'm afraid we're gonna
have to let you go, Kim.

Have your desk cleared out
by the end of work today.

You can't fire me!
Where's Virginia?

We can, Kim.
We just did.

Happy trails.

Sounds like quite a man,
your father.

Is he still alive?

No, my father was killed
in a car accident.

My mother was crippled.

We ought to wash her
mouth out with soap.

You wouldn't believe
her filthy lies.

Watch where
you're going, Peter.

What did you say to
your mother, Dorine?

Your daddy's
talkin' to you.

She's ashamed of herself.
She should be.

She has a dirty mind.

Now I can't even repeat
what she said about you.

Ah, she loves me.

Don't you, honey? You love
your daddy, don't you?

You're probably just
jealous of your mother.

Aren't you,
Dorine? Huh.

Don't encourage her. Peter.

You ticklish there,
honey? Huh?

Hey!

I'm so sorry, Dorine.
That's terrible.

Fuck Virginia.

Shitty, backstabbing dyke.

You can just fuck
that friggin' wig, Dorine.

I'm sure she's right
up your alley.

Fuck Norah... and fuck
this whole fucking office.

Hey.

Hi.

- Gettin' ready to leave, huh?
- Yep.

I'm sorry.

…I know, right?

I think she's gonna
take Dorine.

She's screwing everything up.

- Yeah.
- What happened?

Oh, it's just—

I think she's a freak.

Look, if you need a hand
bringing anything down—

- No, no, I got it.
- You sure?

Yeah.
Thanks.

- See you around.
- Bye.

Good night.

- Oh, shit!
- Easy, easy.

Oh, Danny, you scared
the shit out of me.

What are you doing here so late?

Well, it's nice to see you too.

I'm sorry. Just—

I'm trying to get out of here.
I was canned.

Oh, Jesus. That's horrible.

Yeah, I know.

Well, I was just coming to see…

…if you wanted to
join us for a drink.

Us who?

Me and Norah?

Yeah.

Him and Norah.

Okay. Well,
I could use a drink.

I'll meet you there.

What do you think, Danny Boy?

Is your girlfriend a
corporate monster yet, or what?

You are such a bitch
sometimes, Kim.

Oh, isn't that the pot
calling the kettle black?

I don't think so.

I've seen how
you've treated Dorine.

Oh, Norah,
open your eyes.

The woman is
just using you.

For what I don't know,
but look at her.

- She is—
- No!

She is a lonely,
defenseless person.

The only thing that she has
in this world is her work.

But no. You know
what she told me today?

No. What?

Her father died when
she was a teenager…

- Oh!
- And she lives with…

- …her crippled mother.
- Ohh!

Oh! Yeah. Well, she had to
go to a foster home for years…

- …while she recovered.
- What a load of crap!

All right, guys,
let's-let's chill out.

Maybe we should
probably go.

Everybody seems to be a
little bit strung out today.

You ready?
Yes.

It's too loud in here.
I really should get to bed.

I'm sorry, okay?
I'm sorry.

Kim, forget it.

We'll see you.

Oh, Dorine!
Good night, Dorine.

Thanks again. Great job.

Real lifesaver.

Personally, I find it so much easier
to work without them.

Thank you.

Believe me, I know it's so much
harder to be on your toes...

When you're just not
feeling fresh as a Daisy.

Now your hands'll
get a little rest.

Goodness!

What happened to you?

Oh.

Hmm.

Okay. Hmm.

There. Now doesn't that
feel better?

Stop!

Stop it!

I don't know
what you mean. I…

No, no, no.
Never bang.

I don't know what
it's doing. I…

You must've
made an error.

- Ah!
- Mm.

Computers
are like children.

They follow
where you lead.

They don't make mistakes…

…unless you lead them
in the wrong direction.

Thanks, Dorine.

- Oh, you're a lifesaver.
- Not at all.

So, thanks…
Dorine.

I'll-I'll see you
at lunch.

- Hey, Miss Poole—

Oh, fuck off!
Ted, this is fucked up.

You have to get rid of
Dorine Douglas. She set me up.

What are you talking about?

And now she's got all of
you eating out of her hands.

- It's ridiculous!
- Kim, go home.

Go to unemployment.
Just leave.

This compulsive lying of yours
has gotten completely out of hand.

I'm not lying!

Just get out of here,
and don't come back,

or I'll call security
and have you arrested.

Mm-hmm.

Hon, I've gotta go.
I'm swamped.

About—
About 9:00 okay?

Okay. Okay.

Bye.

Who the hell—

Arrest me.
Yeah, right.

You're gonna
arrest me. Fuck!

Fucking asshole.

Hello?

Is anyone there?

No!

Christ ! Where—
what are you doing?

You gonna haunt
the place now?

Hey, did you just
send me e-mail?

No! Somebody just attacked
me in the stairwell.

I couldn't see, but I think
that it was a woman.

I really think
that it was her.

- Who?
- You know who.

Christ.

You're sick, Kim.
I can't believe even you…

…would stoop this low.

Oh, God.

Uh, Mr. Landau.

Is there a problem, Miss Reed?

Yeah, uh, no. Um, well,
I was, um—

I was just wondering
if Dorine... or…

…anyone else in
the copy department…

…recently sent me
an e-mail.

Not that I know of.

Dorine stepped away from her desk.
She should be back shortly.

Well, if you don't mind,
I think I'll wait.

So...

You've known
Dorine for a long time?

Sure.

We were neighbors
when we were kids.

We spent a lot of time together.

Really?

She said, um,

…her father gave
you the job.

He did. Um…

I think Dorine had a crush on me,
and he didn't like it.

So he promised me
this job if I would…

…simply stay away
from his daughter.

But anyway, Miss Reed,
what I do know…

…is that she's a
tremendous worker,

…as I'm sure you
know as well,

…and that's all that really
should count around here.

Miss Reed!

Shall we have lunch?
I'm hungry.

Dorine,

…you didn't send me any
e-mail today, did you?

Me? No, I'm not really…

…sure how it works yet.

Did you expect one?

No.

Sure, let's go
to lunch.

That's a nice scarf,
Dorine.

Miss Poole seems to be
in quite a hurry.

Please, she's not
a well woman.

So I told Ted...

…that we probably
wouldn't be back?

He's still so thrilled
about you saving the day.

It's no problem.

Executive privilege.
Huh, Dorine?

Oh, how about
a manicure?

Hmm. Mm.

Norah.

Some powder?

I keep telling her that
Dorine is a psycho.

But what does she do? She goes
and makes her a special project…

…and takes her under her wing.

You know they had
lunch today?

Wait, wait.
You have to slow down.

Okay.

I was in the stairway,
and I got attacked.

It was with some
kind of a scarf.

I couldn't see, but I know
it was a woman.

You have to go
to the police, Kim.

You have no idea
who this is?

I think it was her.

Who, Dorine?

Oh, come on, the woman
weighs like 80 pounds.

You think she's capable
of holding you down?

I know.
It sounds insane,

…and everyone thinks
I'm out of my mind.

No, no, just calm down.
I'm gonna give Norah a call.

- Do you want a drink or something?
- Yeah.

Okay.
Sit tight.

Hi, Jumbo.

Mama?

I'm home!

Mama!

Mamaaahhh!

No, don't go away,
mommy!

Mommy.

All right, all right,
I don't care, I don't care.

Ha-ha-ha. You think
you're such a silly girl?

I don't care.
You brought this on yourself!

And you and daddy...

…can just go dance in hell,
all right, all right?

You and daddy!

I don't care.

Hon, it's me.
I'm getting really worried.

Please, call me.

- I'm going down there.
- To Dorine's?

Why would they go there?

- You don't think—
- I don't know what to think.

I just— I have to
talk to Dorine.

You want me to
go with you?

No, you've had enough
excitement for one day.

You should stay here
in case Norah calls,

… and the minute you
hear anything, give me a beep.

Okay.

Daniel?

Be careful.

Sorry,
Miss Douglas.

She's weird!

Probably got another one
in the basement.

Man, the whole place
reeked of death.

Oh, you're sick.
Let's get going.

Hi.

Why, Daniel!

I didn't expect
another visit.

May I come in?
I'm looking for Norah.

Have you seen her?

- Forgive my manners. Please.
- Thank you.

It's so nice of
you to stop by.

Can I offer you
something to drink?

We have tea and coffee.

Oh, my,
we have lemonade.

- Uh, nothing, thank you.
- All right.

Lemonade then.

Meat loaf.

I'm having meat loaf.

Would you like to stay
for dinner?

Dorine, you still
haven't answered my question.

Have you seen Norah?

Yes, several hours ago,
we had—

we had such
a lovely lunch,

…and then we
went shopping.

And then—

Well, then she had
to go back to work.

You're admiring
my necklace.

Norah helped me
pick this out.

It's just like hers.

- It's exactly like hers.
- Mm-hmm.

Is that you?

My father and I.

…and brush away the blue tail fly,
Jimmy crack corn an' I don't care…

Dorine, honey, why don't you
sit up here next to daddy?

I have to finish
my homework.

…the master's gone away.

Jimmy crack corn
an' I don't care…

- Ha!
- Hey, what are you doin'?

You two are no fun.

- Gotcha!
- My mother painted it.

Is your mother here?

If you don't mind, I'd like to see
maybe if Norah called or something.

I'm so, so sorry, but
my mother is sleeping.

Well, if it's okay with you,
I'd like to wait till she wakes up,

…just to find out if, you know,

she heard anything
before you got back.

That's fine.

I don't think she
heard anything though.

So, uh, how's it been working
out for you around here?

It's been going so well.

In the very beginning,
I was spooked...

…by all the gadgets.

But then I really
worked hard.

I just studied and
studied and studied,

…and now, I really
feel as though…

…the computer is
my best friend.

The computer's your best friend!

Maybe it's true what they say
about you, Dorine.

What do you mean?
What is it that they say?

Yeah, well, solid worker,
but, you know, a little bit—

But you keep to yourself a lot.
You know, when you're quiet,

…people think you're strange.

When K-Kim—
Kim even said…

…that you tried to
attack her today.

Really?

Well, my, Miss Poole certainly
has quite an imagination.

- What was that, Dorine?
- My cats.

Dorine, what the hell
was that?

The cats. Jumbo.

He screams.

Excuse me.

Dorine?

D-Dorine?
Dorine, thank god.

Oh, my god!

What is this place?

Where are we?

We're home now, Norah.

We're working at home now.

And that's all
because of you.

It's all because
you sent us home…

…to do our jobs.

Did you get the e-mail
that I sent you today, Norah?

E-mail?

No?

We were— we were
on our way to lunch.

But I don't remember.

Did we eat?
I don't—

You won't be hungry
anymore, Norah.

I took you home so that
you could explain to everyone...

…about all the numbers
on your little yellow pad.

I took you home so
that you could explain—

…explain to everyone
about all the money...

…that you have
been stealing.

No!

What the hell is going on here?
Open this damn door.

- The keys, dorine. Open up!
- No !

Help me!
Somebody help!

Oh, my god!
Norah!

Come on out,
you greedy little girl.

Everyone's waiting
to talk to you.

You know we're
forbidden to play…

…hide-and-seek
in the basement!

It's dirty and nasty,
and we'll be punished !

You wicked, wicked,
wicked little girl.

You're not my friend, Norah.
You never were.

No! Dorine.
Don't do this.

No! No!
Please.

No, please.
It's all my fault.

Please.

I'm so sorry. I didn't—
I didn't mean to hurt you.

Oh, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.

I didn't mean to hurt you.
I didn't mean to hurt you.

I'm so— I'm so—
I'm so— I'm so sorry.

It's all—
it's all right.

It's all right, Dorine.
It's all right.

We could— we could
talk about it.

Let's talk
about it.

I could help you.
I could help you.

I don't wanna talk
about it anymore.

No!

Don't hurt me,
please!

Please.
Oh, god.

Dorine, listen to me.
Listen to me.

Please calm—
calm down.

Calm down.
Yes.

Yes.

Dorine,

…you're never gonna
get away with this.

Yes.

You have to stop.
Let me help you.

Let me help you!
Give me the knife!

No! No!

No!

N-o-r-a-h.

Hello?
Daniel?

I can hear someone breathing.
Who is this?

Who is this?

No one, Kim.

No one at all.

Dorine!
Dorine, is that you?

Yes, police. There's
a murder in progress.

No, I don't know the
address. It's, uh—

Her name is dorine Douglas,
and she's completely insane.

Ple— Yes, I'll hold.

This is so
embarrassing.

I'm so sorry I made
such a big mess.

I really appreciate
the help.

I'm new here.

Oh.

If there is one thing
I have learned,

…it is accepting my limitations
while accentuating my strengths.

A new job awaits me somewhere,

…perhaps in your office.

I hope that we
could get along.