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Are you ever coming to bed?
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I still say I'm a vegetarian.
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You can say that
you're an astronaut,
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but that doesn't make it true.
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A salmon is not
a vegetable, Frankie.
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Well, apparently eight out of
10 commenters agree with you,
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except for the part
where you said,
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"I believe what
I want to believe."
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That, they found
a little judgmental.
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You blogged our argument?
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I asked you to quit
talking about me.
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I don't want a bunch of
people that I don't know
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hearing stuff that's meant
to be between me and you.
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I write about my life,
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and you're a big part of that.
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That's great. I want to
be a big part of your life,
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but I don't want to be
a big part of their lives.
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Take it down. Erase it,
delete it, make it go away.
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Come on, man,
it's 2:00 in the morning,
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these walls are made
of tissue paper.
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I gotta be up in three hours
to do a wiring job out in Edison.
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Sorry, we'll try
to hold it down.
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Sorry.
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Frankie, what happened?
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No, no, that's not what you
think. Something's wrong.
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We need a police
car at 152 haverhill.
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What are you two talking about?
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Oh, my god.
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Are you all right?
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I think it's coming
from my gums.
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Wilson: What are you
doing tonight?
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Masturbating.
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I'd invite you, but people
are already talking.
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It's pathetic. You divide your nights
between porn and the discovery channel.
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Right, playing dance dance
revolution is a much better choice.
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Okay, that was a gift from a patient,
and it happens to be great exercise.
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I mean, who rents porn anymore?
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Can't you get that
stuff on the Internet?
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You can, but you can't get disk
two with the director's commentary.
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Come out with me tonight.
I'm going speed dating.
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If you mean you're dating
on meth, count me in.
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You need to meet somebody.
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This way, you meet
20 somebodies.
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Over a five-minute
discussion of proust?
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Speed dating's a meat market.
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Yeah, dozens of women,
just waiting to be hit on.
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Your odds of a happy ending are nearly
as good as staying home and watching porn.
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You plan on doing
any work today?
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I thought I might do a little
light doctoring in the afternoon.
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Twenty-eight-year-old female,
sudden unexplained coagulopathy.
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Could be congenital
thrombocytopenia.
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Platelets look normal.
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Thirteen: The patient makes
money doing freelance photography.
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Some photographic
processes produce toxic gases.
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Foreman: She's a blogger. I can't
see her photos being anything but digital.
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What does she blog? Politics?
Dominatrix? Cooking? I need recipes.
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It's a personal journal. I don't
get putting your whole life online.
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It's not that crazy. Privacy's
basically a modern invention.
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Towns used to be too small
for anybody to keep any secrets.
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What if it's not the platelets, but
the glue that holds them together?
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No, thrombin and Von
willebrand factor are normal.
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And knowing too much
about each other
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is exactly why people leave
small towns and move to the city.
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Taub: And a lot of people
choose to stay
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because in return for zero privacy,
you get community, connection...
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Big, red a's for our tunics.
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Connections are for airports.
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For people, we have
over 300 cable channels.
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Thirteen: Her photos
may be digital,
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doesn't mean she couldn't have
been exposed to some other toxin.
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We should search the apartment.
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Eenie, meenie, minie,
thirteen and tiny.
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This one's locked.
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I'm surprised you took
the pro-community position.
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I have friends, I like people.
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You also like secrets.
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You deny it, that sort
of proves my point.
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When we're left to our own
devices, we make lousy choices.
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Ignore it.
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Stuart: I can hear you in there.
Open the door or I'm calling the cops.
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We're four stories up, but there's
a fire escape on the other wall.
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The ledge might
be wide enough...
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We're doctors. We
aren't stealing anything.
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We are collecting samples.
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Who are you? The neighbor.
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Did they say that you
could come in here?
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Yep. What do you know
about Frankie and Taylor?
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Not much. The guy works a
lot, but I see Frankie around.
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We argue a few times a week, and
then we go back about our business.
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What do you argue about?
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Frankie's got some
strong opinions.
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Wants to recycle
every molecule of trash.
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You take the
anti-recycling position?
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Trash piling up for composting is
attracting every rat in the neighborhood.
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I had to put down poison.
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That's her private drawer,
what are you doing over there?
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She says she doesn't have any
secrets, I'm taking her at her word.
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Is there any chance Frankie
touched the rat poison?
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Touched it?
She grabbed a chunk of it
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right out of the mouth of the
schnauzer from down the hall.
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Now every time I put the
stuff down, she picks it back up.
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You brought a date?
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Wilson seemed to think
it was a good idea.
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You need to dive
back into the pool.
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And he has to swim in ours?
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You go to a bar, you
bring your ugly friends.
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It's not a beauty pageant.
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Life is a beauty pageant.
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Little girls who kiss frogs
expect them to turn into you.
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Come on, I'm not
that good-looking.
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Yeah, you are.
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You kind of are.
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So you attribute
every relationship
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I've ever had to the
height of my cheekbones?
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Not the whole relationship,
just the beginning.
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The rest is your hair.
Chase: This is ridiculous.
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Women aren't as distracted
by appearances as we are.
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They look deeper.
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You wanna bet?
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You can't tell anyone you're
a doctor. You're unemployed.
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You're also a little slow.
Misunderstand everything they say.
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And lose the accent.
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A hundred bucks says you still
walk out of here with a dozen names.
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Hostess: Ladies and
gentlemen, the fun is about to start.
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When I strike this gong,
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each man should sit at the
table you've been assigned.
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When I strike it again,
date's over, move on.
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I'm an oncologist.
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My aunt and my grandma, they
both died from breast cancer.
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Do you want to talk about it?
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I'm a diagnostician.
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I find out what's wrong
with people and I fix it.
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Don't all doctors do that?
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Yeah, but they can't
dance like I can.
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I play video games.
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Oh, professionally?
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I wish, bro.
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After six months of chemo, we
thought he was out of the woods.
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I don't want kids. Check.
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I'm thinking about
going from a c to a d.
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Quadruple check.
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And I'm on fire for the lord.
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I'm a chocolatier.
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I could tell by your hips.
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Yeah, I guess I could
afford to lose a few pounds.
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I don't think I know
anybody who died of cancer.
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Thank god. For you,
I mean. Obviously.
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Except my cat.
She died a few months ago.
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I hate these things.
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You here at gunpoint?
Need me to call 911?
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Friend dragged me. She
keeps trying to fix my life,
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which, admittedly, could
use it, but still, annoying.
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You like puzzles.
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I hoped my job would let me
play with puzzles all day long,
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but it didn't work out that way.
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Police detective. Turns
out criminals are idiots.
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If they're not gonna bother to
challenge you, what's the point?
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Is there a fire alarm
we could pull?
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Maybe get out of here.
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Except maybe
you're just too swoft.
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I beg your pardon?
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Swoft. It's one of your
crossword answers.
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I believe it means,
"lying manipulator
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"who tells men anything
they want to hear."
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You brought a prop
as a conversation starter,
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folded the paper to make it
look read, filled in some answers,
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but you couldn't be
bothered to work at it,
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so you just put in
random letters.
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You have some
natural talent as a liar,
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but not enough brains
to see it through.
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I'm gonna assume
you're not a cop.
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Are the five minutes up?
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Hostess: These women
would welcome a call from you.
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And these women would
welcome a call from you.
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It's nice to have visitors.
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I'm updating my blog.
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And I'm reading it.
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You realize you're
in the same room.
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Sorry.
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So I've been thinking
about what you said,
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and I'm sure I washed my hands
after I threw out the rat poison.
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Apparently you did it multiple
times, over a course of days.
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Can't be too certain.
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Woman: You must be Dr. Foreman.
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Gotta get back to work. Okay.
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Take it easy. Okay.
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What? She reads my blog.
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Personally, I don't think
you're condescending at all.
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That's not what I wrote. When
you were taking my history,
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I told you I went white-water
rafting six months ago,
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and you said it was
"unlikely to be related."
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I was just giving information.
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Let's face it,
you got a little snarky.
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You can't convey a
tone of voice in writing.
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I just put what you said.
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If you don't want people
to think you're condescending,
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maybe you shouldn't say
condescending things.
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Can this wait a second?
'Cause I have to pee.
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I think people behave badly because
there are no records of what we say or do,
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and nobody believes anymore
that god's watching.
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Well, god's not, but I am.
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Everything is on the record,
including everything I do.
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I don't think my pee is
supposed to be mud-colored.
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We were wrong
about the rat poison.
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Coagulopathy plus
kidney equals what?
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Thirteen: Hemolytic
uremic syndrome.
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Normal creatinine levels.
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She has elevated cholesterol.
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Hey, Wilson!
I can't find my pornos.
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Have you tried
offering a reward?
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Gaucher's disease. It would affect
her ability to synthesize vitamin k.
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She's on a semi-
vegetarian diet.
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Means she gets
plenty of vitamin k.
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Sjogrens is more likely.
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I assume you moved them
while you were dusting.
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I checked the drawers, window
sill, the DVD player in your room.
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The quiet ones are
always deeply repressed.
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I returned them to the store.
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Foreman: She had a fish
dinner a couple of nights ago.
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Could be haff disease
causing rhabdo.
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What? Why did you return
them to the store?
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It's no trouble, I had to stop next
door for my dry cleaning anyway.
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Sjogrens would inhibit the clotting
enzymes, infiltrate the kidneys,
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explains everything.
So does haff disease.
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I'm not thanking you,
I'm asking you why.
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Because if I did happen to
bring a woman home last night,
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I wanted it to be
a porn-free zone.
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You do realize things don't have
to be socks to go into a sock drawer.
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I'm sorry.
Horribly, horribly sorry.
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I thought you'd
watched them all.
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You completely
ruined my morning.
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I had to pull out your
old family photos.
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Your mom was pretty hot.
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Haff disease fits
the timing best.
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Start her on saline
and mannitol.
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You reading your patient's blog?
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You should. Could be some clues.
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Too many. It'd be like
doing a whole body scan,
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send us up eight blind alleys.
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That's why chase is doing it.
241
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She mentions you.
242
00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:40,237
She's never met me.
243
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:44,950
You're an unseen presence,
like the wizard of oz.
244
00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:48,412
He was a fraud. She couldn't
have gone with keyser sgze?
245
00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:50,831
Speaking of movies
that don't make any sense,
246
00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:53,917
I stopped at the rental store
to get those pornos back.
247
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:56,562
I told the guy at the counter I was
so grateful that you'd returned them,
248
00:13:56,586 --> 00:14:00,257
but I wanted them, and guess
what? You only returned two.
249
00:14:00,966 --> 00:14:02,634
You lost the third.
250
00:14:03,719 --> 00:14:06,930
Decent of you to pay for it,
not let them put it on my bill.
251
00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:08,265
You know...
252
00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:11,018
I can explain what happened.
253
00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:12,185
I'm sure you could,
254
00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:14,749
but rather than listen to your
lies, I thought it'd be more fun
255
00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:17,441
to drive all over town
and get another copy.
256
00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:20,902
You have it here?
257
00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:36,960
Wilson: Oh, god. Oh, god.
258
00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:40,422
Okay, first, that's not me.
259
00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:42,132
It's not... mostly not...
260
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:48,138
I was in college! I don't... my
roommate was minoring in film.
261
00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:50,223
Are you hyperventilating?
262
00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:53,060
Remember that covering your
mouth and one nostril can help.
263
00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:56,563
He had to get this in for some
grade, and he was desperate.
264
00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:59,816
And the only reason I did it was
because no one would ever see it.
265
00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:02,152
Who knew he'd become
an actual director?
266
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:05,030
He's not a director,
he's an artist.
267
00:15:05,489 --> 00:15:10,285
The way he plays with light
and darkness and boobs.
268
00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:12,120
Wilson: Look, that's not me.
269
00:15:12,204 --> 00:15:14,998
What are you?
Where are you taking me?
270
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:16,708
Be not afraid.
271
00:15:16,792 --> 00:15:19,503
The forest nymphs have taught
me how to please a woman.
272
00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:23,840
That's not me! It's not me.
You can see it's not me!
273
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:30,680
He added extra scenes so
he could release it as a porno.
274
00:15:30,806 --> 00:15:34,184
Be not afraid, Wilson.
You took risks for your art.
275
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:36,686
Oh, boy.
276
00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:45,487
No one... hey, look at me.
No one can know about this.
277
00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:49,366
From this moment on,
my lips are sealed.
278
00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:57,499
Sorry. It's okay.
279
00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:58,750
Be not afraid.
280
00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:05,882
Find anything?
281
00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:10,637
Relevant? No.
Interesting? I guess.
282
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,849
There's nothing she doesn't
share. "Angry sex is overrated.
283
00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:16,560
"How can he expect me to be
aroused when I'm so pissed at him?"
284
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:18,937
Revelations like that
mightjust earn her a new kidney.
285
00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:21,148
An hour after she blogged
about her kidney failure,
286
00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:23,608
the hospital got
a call from Singapore.
287
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:27,112
One of Frankie's readers asking
how hard it would be to donate.
288
00:16:30,282 --> 00:16:32,409
How good-looking am I?
289
00:16:35,287 --> 00:16:36,887
I'm not asking
if you're attracted to me,
290
00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:38,832
I'm looking for
an objective answer.
291
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:41,042
Oh, okay, then it's an
appropriate quesfion.
292
00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:44,212
Last night I acted like a
complete tosser to prove to house
293
00:16:44,296 --> 00:16:46,089
that women don't go out
with me for my looks.
294
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:49,759
Cost me 100 bucks and my
definition of myself. And women.
295
00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:52,095
So date men, they're
not shallow at all.
296
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:54,264
Everything's physical. Yes,
297
00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:56,558
we are physical beings.
Some more than others.
298
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:59,019
Please don't define my entire
gender based on one night.
299
00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:01,938
No. What if the patient's
problem is a physical reaction,
300
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:03,523
not an emotional one?
301
00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:06,735
What if her lack of arousal
had nothing to do with their fight?
302
00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:09,279
Sjogrens would inhibit
her normal secretions.
303
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:17,245
Chase: Sorry for keeping you up. I
thought it better not to wait till morning.
304
00:17:17,329 --> 00:17:19,956
Oh, it's no problem,
I'm a night owl.
305
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:26,838
So you think I might have this sjogrens
because of my lack of discharge?
306
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,633
Yes. It's lucky
you wrote about that.
307
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:32,636
And a little crazy, you're
thinking, to share that much.
308
00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:37,182
Not crazy, unusual, to be so
intimate with people you don't know.
309
00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:40,644
But I do know them. They read
my blog, I comment on theirs.
310
00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:42,455
Just because you haven't
met someone physically
311
00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:43,813
doesn't mean you
don't know them.
312
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:46,316
What about you?
Are you in a relationship?
313
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:48,818
It recently ended.
314
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,153
Oh, sorry.
315
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:52,822
Lie flat on your back,
all the way.
316
00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:58,411
But you saw each other
every day, right?
317
00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:00,514
How much did you tell her
about what you were thinking?
318
00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:03,142
Or did you just end up talking
about where you were going to dinner
319
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:05,961
and who needed
to do the laundry?
320
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:08,814
Is that what your
relationship with Taylor is like?
321
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:09,965
No
322
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,467
Well, maybe a little.
323
00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:15,178
He's great, but sometimes
324
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:18,682
it's easier to open up to
people who aren't looking at you.
325
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,726
You need to lie flat
for us to get the X-ray.
326
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:25,397
I'm actually not comfortable on
my back. Can't we do it this way?
327
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:26,648
Did you strain a muscle?
328
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,111
What's wrong?
329
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,327
I've booked our patient
in for heart surgery.
330
00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:42,664
I was doing a sialogram on her,
and she didn't want to lie on her back.
331
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:45,542
That's a complaint you hear
from people with heart valve issues.
332
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,752
It fits. Sjogrens
damaged her heart,
333
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:50,106
causing her clotting problems,
causing her kidneys to fail.
334
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:53,300
You based all that on the fact
that she didn't want to lie down?
335
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:57,971
That, and the cardiac echo I performed
after she didn't want to lie down.
336
00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:01,766
House: Her mitral valve
is nearly gone,
337
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:03,560
which means she's nearly gone.
338
00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:07,731
God, you're pretty.
339
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:17,490
So we can replace the mitral valve
with a pig valve or with a plastic one.
340
00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:19,492
From an actual pig?
341
00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:22,662
It's the better choice if you
want to have children someday.
342
00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:25,332
The plastic valve requires
you to be on anticoagulants,
343
00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:27,000
which are known
to cause birth defects.
344
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:29,919
On the other hand, the
pig valve wears out quickly,
345
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:33,173
so you'd need to have heart
surgery again in 10 years.
346
00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:37,260
I know that you're on the fence about
having kids, but Taylor really wants them.
347
00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:41,097
It's in the blog.
348
00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:45,602
I'm afraid you two will need to agree
on that decision earlier than planned.
349
00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:55,070
It's your call.
350
00:19:58,114 --> 00:19:59,574
Can you pass me my laptop?
351
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,327
Seriously?
I want to get some feedback.
352
00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:04,537
You really think that
asking strangers
353
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:07,957
for some off-the-top-of-their-head
response is gonna be helpful here?
354
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:10,001
A lot of your readers
are into animal rights.
355
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:11,937
They've got you two-thirds
of the way to vegan,
356
00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:15,090
what are they gonna say about you
buying your life with the life of a pig?
357
00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:17,050
Whatever they say,
I don't have to do it.
358
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,259
It won't work out that way,
359
00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:21,513
and we're the ones that are
gonna have to live with this.
360
00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:24,974
Please, Frankie.
Don't tell them.
361
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:30,814
If I start picking and
choosing, I'm being dishonest.
362
00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:32,941
I'm sorry.
363
00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:49,958
Thanks.
364
00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:08,184
Though I guess I should thank whoever
taught you how to please a woman.
365
00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:15,483
Maybe it was the forest nymphs.
366
00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:24,367
Get my vertigo poster back.
367
00:21:28,371 --> 00:21:30,832
Be not afraid,
it's exact change.
368
00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:33,042
Okay.
369
00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:39,215
Hello.
370
00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:42,552
I'm looking to get
something on house.
371
00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:45,972
Couldn't you just ask the
love-nymphs for the secret?
372
00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:51,978
My mission is to find something that
house would not like to see made public,
373
00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:53,688
and make it public.
374
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,752
But you know him better than
anyone, why do you need my help?
375
00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:01,016
House would never leave
anything secret around the condo.
376
00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:05,158
But you've worked in the same
office with him, on and off, for years.
377
00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:09,329
Think back. Were there ever any odd
phone calls or visitors from the past?
378
00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:11,831
He openly brings
prostitutes into the hospital,
379
00:22:11,915 --> 00:22:15,001
and he gambles with bookies
because he's too lazy to go to the otb,
380
00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:16,878
and you're asking for...
381
00:22:19,923 --> 00:22:22,217
What? What? What?
382
00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:24,719
He's reading the golden bowl.
383
00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:26,387
By Henry James?
384
00:22:26,471 --> 00:22:30,600
Yeah. No, he's not
really reading it.
385
00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:33,019
Okay. I don't understand.
386
00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:35,063
That book's at least
400 pages long,
387
00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:37,106
whatever he's reading
is only half that thick.
388
00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:40,443
Maybe he's reading a version
with a smaller font.
389
00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:43,696
He's not using
his reading glasses.
390
00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:45,365
That's a good point.
391
00:22:45,448 --> 00:22:48,243
He took the cover off the golden
bowl and put it onto this other book,
392
00:22:48,326 --> 00:22:50,620
so no one would know
what he was reading.
393
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:53,456
Whatever it is,
he's ashamed of it.
394
00:22:54,916 --> 00:22:56,209
Huh.
395
00:23:02,465 --> 00:23:05,969
I'm going with plastic.
It just makes more sense.
396
00:23:06,511 --> 00:23:08,012
I don't want another
operation later.
397
00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:10,139
That's not why
you're doing this.
398
00:23:12,934 --> 00:23:15,621
Look, when you were first telling
me about why you love the Internet,
399
00:23:15,645 --> 00:23:18,314
you said that no one
has to be alone again.
400
00:23:18,439 --> 00:23:22,819
Whoever you are, whatever you
love, you can connect with someone.
401
00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:25,363
If you want to recreate
the Boston tea party,
402
00:23:25,446 --> 00:23:27,949
while dressed as
imperial stormtroopers,
403
00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:31,095
you can find the 10 other people in the
world that have always wanted to do that.
404
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:32,954
That hasn't changed.
405
00:23:33,037 --> 00:23:34,122
But you have.
406
00:23:34,872 --> 00:23:37,959
This thing that you do, it's
not about connection anymore.
407
00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:40,712
It's about an audience.
It's a performance,
408
00:23:40,837 --> 00:23:43,214
and you've got one eye
on the number of hits.
409
00:23:43,506 --> 00:23:46,801
You've turned our lives
into their entertainment.
410
00:23:51,514 --> 00:23:54,809
You're smart, you're fun
to read, it's okay.
411
00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:58,229
But don't give them this.
412
00:24:01,649 --> 00:24:05,862
Or if you do,
don't expect me to be here.
413
00:24:13,202 --> 00:24:16,331
It's a good cover choice. It's
not like anyone would pick it up.
414
00:24:16,414 --> 00:24:18,374
It's Cameron's favorite book.
415
00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:19,917
I don't even know
what it's about.
416
00:24:20,209 --> 00:24:22,045
Don't do that to yourself.
417
00:24:23,671 --> 00:24:24,881
What the hell?
418
00:24:29,552 --> 00:24:33,431
Giving him a computer is
like giving plutonium to Dr. No.
419
00:24:34,057 --> 00:24:35,266
Got it.
420
00:24:39,729 --> 00:24:42,940
"Step by step: Sermons
for everyday life "?
421
00:24:47,904 --> 00:24:51,240
These are literal sermons,
written by a minister.
422
00:24:51,949 --> 00:24:54,410
"Loving thy neighbor even
when thy neighbor's stereo
423
00:24:54,535 --> 00:24:55,695
"is keeping you up at night."
424
00:24:55,745 --> 00:24:56,829
Why would he read this?
425
00:24:56,913 --> 00:24:58,247
Why would he hide it?
426
00:24:58,373 --> 00:25:00,291
He reads the Bible,
he reads the koran.
427
00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:03,628
He says he likes to know what
mistakes people are making.
428
00:25:03,753 --> 00:25:05,129
You think he's sincere?
429
00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:07,358
You think that he's actually
getting something out of this?
430
00:25:07,382 --> 00:25:08,883
I don't know.
431
00:25:09,467 --> 00:25:11,260
What a hypocrite.
432
00:25:12,428 --> 00:25:15,640
How can we use this
in a cruel yet funny way?
433
00:25:16,224 --> 00:25:17,767
You know what?
434
00:25:19,936 --> 00:25:22,271
Don't mention this to anyone.
435
00:25:23,815 --> 00:25:25,441
So what was the point?
436
00:25:31,989 --> 00:25:34,784
Are you going to be
here when I wake up?
437
00:25:40,248 --> 00:25:43,626
I hate that you
don't have a blog,
438
00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:45,510
I hate that I don't know
what you're thinking.
439
00:25:47,588 --> 00:25:49,924
Let's not get into it right now.
440
00:25:50,007 --> 00:25:52,009
We need to get you
through surgery.
441
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,281
I don't want to go in there knowing
you'll stick with me through surgery
442
00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:58,433
'cause that's what good guys do,
443
00:25:58,516 --> 00:26:00,059
but once I'm better,
you'll be gone.
444
00:26:00,143 --> 00:26:02,019
Let's not get into it now.
445
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,773
It hurts.
446
00:26:06,023 --> 00:26:07,066
Taylor: Is it her heart?
447
00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:09,444
No, it's here. Here.
448
00:26:12,822 --> 00:26:14,198
Get her inside.
449
00:26:23,124 --> 00:26:25,585
Your appendix burst.
We had to remove it.
450
00:26:25,668 --> 00:26:31,174
And the biopsy confirms it was full of
abnormal cells consistent with lymphoma.
451
00:26:35,470 --> 00:26:37,180
I have cancer?
452
00:26:37,305 --> 00:26:39,182
We've postponed
putting in the new valve.
453
00:26:39,307 --> 00:26:42,435
So, I mean, I guess we do,
what, chemo and all that stuff?
454
00:26:42,518 --> 00:26:45,688
Yes, but apparently you've
had this for some time.
455
00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:48,357
When your appendix burst,
it was like a dam giving way.
456
00:26:48,441 --> 00:26:51,194
Those cells went streaming
throughout your body.
457
00:26:51,319 --> 00:26:54,197
So you're saying you'll treat,
but you don't expect it to work.
458
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,866
That's why no valve.
It's pointless.
459
00:26:57,325 --> 00:27:00,620
Our Dean of medicine has
approved an experimental treatment.
460
00:27:00,703 --> 00:27:05,458
We use your unique cancer cell signature
to create a targeted lymphoma vaccine.
461
00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:08,211
Okay. So that'll cure me?
462
00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:10,797
Well, we're not
actually sure what it'll do,
463
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,216
but the intention is to
train your immune system
464
00:27:13,341 --> 00:27:16,219
to recognize and kill cells bearing
the same malignant signature,
465
00:27:16,344 --> 00:27:18,137
while leaving
healthy cells alone.
466
00:27:18,221 --> 00:27:22,475
But, as Dr. Foreman says,
it's experimental.
467
00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:23,643
I see.
468
00:27:23,726 --> 00:27:25,496
Without it, what kind of
time are we talking about?
469
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,355
An exact prognosis
is impossible.
470
00:27:27,438 --> 00:27:30,733
How about a guess?
Something, please.
471
00:27:32,401 --> 00:27:36,572
Based on people in situations
like yours, maybe a year.
472
00:27:40,660 --> 00:27:44,038
Baby, whatever we
have to do, we'll do.
473
00:27:44,705 --> 00:27:47,875
I can take care of you.
I can work from home.
474
00:27:51,087 --> 00:27:54,507
Sounds good. Thank
you for letting me know.
475
00:27:55,883 --> 00:27:58,344
We'll start with the
treatment whenever it's ready.
476
00:28:04,934 --> 00:28:07,770
Is she being a good
soldier or is she in denial?
477
00:28:07,895 --> 00:28:10,189
Denial's not unusual
for a first reaction.
478
00:28:10,273 --> 00:28:13,776
Or it could be a symptom.
Some lymphomas affect cognition.
479
00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:15,862
If it is denial, she
needs time to process.
480
00:28:15,945 --> 00:28:19,740
If it's a symptom, hopefully
treatment with the vaccine will help.
481
00:28:23,911 --> 00:28:25,288
Hey, Sandy.
482
00:28:28,624 --> 00:28:30,585
Can I borrow your car?
483
00:28:35,298 --> 00:28:36,465
She gave me the keys.
484
00:28:36,591 --> 00:28:38,551
You're a doctor, she
was doing you a favor.
485
00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:40,970
She barely knows me.
486
00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:44,724
I've been deluding myself that
I'm actually connecting with people.
487
00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:53,649
The first person I ever fell in love
with turned out to be a total tool.
488
00:28:53,816 --> 00:28:56,819
He came across all funny
and charming and thoughtful,
489
00:28:56,903 --> 00:28:58,154
but it was an act.
490
00:28:58,237 --> 00:28:59,322
He saw something he wanted
491
00:28:59,447 --> 00:29:01,657
and he knew he had to
behave a certain way to get it.
492
00:29:01,782 --> 00:29:06,495
In retrospect, the fact that I was 17
and he was 30 should've been a clue.
493
00:29:07,121 --> 00:29:09,916
Figuring out who
people are takes time.
494
00:29:10,499 --> 00:29:13,669
And it takes twice as much time
if they're trying to impress you.
495
00:29:13,794 --> 00:29:16,672
Now, I could take from this that
anyone who loans me their car
496
00:29:16,756 --> 00:29:17,924
has an ulterior motive,
497
00:29:18,007 --> 00:29:21,928
or I can accept that it's
just a nice thing to do,
498
00:29:22,595 --> 00:29:24,847
and take people as they come.
499
00:29:27,850 --> 00:29:30,353
You wanna do
the first injection?
500
00:29:45,868 --> 00:29:49,288
Why are you reading a
book by a unitarian minister?
501
00:29:49,622 --> 00:29:51,791
Book club. Oprah
was going on and on...
502
00:29:51,874 --> 00:29:55,211
I'm serious. This is messed up.
503
00:29:55,670 --> 00:29:57,213
A patient wrote it.
504
00:29:57,296 --> 00:30:00,549
You've never treated a patient
with this name, I looked it up.
505
00:30:02,510 --> 00:30:04,804
It's an assignment
from my therapist.
506
00:30:04,887 --> 00:30:06,097
No, it wasn't.
507
00:30:06,180 --> 00:30:09,892
No one you respect would give
you this and expect it to be helpful.
508
00:30:09,976 --> 00:30:10,977
It's a book!
509
00:30:11,060 --> 00:30:12,436
Of sermons!
510
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:14,522
For anyone else,
spiritually enlightening.
511
00:30:14,605 --> 00:30:17,817
For you, it's practically
a psychotic break.
512
00:30:23,739 --> 00:30:26,158
I know that you have
trouble, sometimes,
513
00:30:26,242 --> 00:30:27,910
with the pain
without the Vicodin.
514
00:30:28,035 --> 00:30:31,330
Is that it? Are you
so out of options
515
00:30:31,414 --> 00:30:34,834
you're looking for answers in
what you consider irrationality?
516
00:30:34,917 --> 00:30:36,711
I'm all right. Trust me.
517
00:30:38,254 --> 00:30:41,841
Are you all right because
you're back on Vicodin?
518
00:30:43,426 --> 00:30:45,094
I said trust me.
519
00:30:46,595 --> 00:30:48,681
I know this means something.
520
00:30:48,764 --> 00:30:51,559
You mind?
I haven't finished it yet.
521
00:31:09,493 --> 00:31:11,370
Thanks for the gift.
522
00:31:11,537 --> 00:31:13,914
Obviously differs from
my own personal beliefs,
523
00:31:13,998 --> 00:31:18,294
but if these stories have helped
you through some spiritual turmoil...
524
00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:21,422
Read chapter six,
entitled "shut the hell up."
525
00:31:21,505 --> 00:31:23,090
I appreciated theinscnpfion
526
00:31:23,174 --> 00:31:25,843
about the benefits of prayer
before medical treatments,
527
00:31:25,926 --> 00:31:28,971
and I think it's great that you have
been called to witness by the lord.
528
00:31:29,055 --> 00:31:31,057
Chapter two, "bite me."
529
00:31:36,896 --> 00:31:39,857
Thirteen's giving our patient
her third vaccine injection.
530
00:31:39,940 --> 00:31:41,233
She's responding well so far.
531
00:31:41,317 --> 00:31:43,486
How did you get all these
copies? It's out of print.
532
00:31:43,569 --> 00:31:46,906
I called the author. He's got
cartons of the thing in his basement.
533
00:31:46,989 --> 00:31:48,741
You called him?
What did you say?
534
00:31:48,824 --> 00:31:51,660
That I knew some people who
could benefit spiritually from the book.
535
00:31:51,744 --> 00:31:53,537
Did you mention me?
536
00:31:53,954 --> 00:31:55,122
No, but”
537
00:31:58,834 --> 00:31:59,919
Fever's at 104.
538
00:32:00,002 --> 00:32:02,254
The antibodies tripped
her autoimmune response.
539
00:32:02,338 --> 00:32:04,507
The vaccine is killing her.
540
00:32:09,553 --> 00:32:11,055
Well, clearly it's not working.
541
00:32:11,138 --> 00:32:12,807
You have to stop the vaccine.
542
00:32:12,890 --> 00:32:15,476
Sure. Give up and let
her die on schedule.
543
00:32:15,559 --> 00:32:17,645
It's better than speeding
up the schedule.
544
00:32:17,728 --> 00:32:19,063
How quickly did this come on?
545
00:32:19,146 --> 00:32:22,000
She was all right when I woke her
this afternoon for the second injection.
546
00:32:22,024 --> 00:32:24,944
Of the stimulating agent,
which added to the first injection,
547
00:32:25,027 --> 00:32:27,113
switched her immune reaction
into overdrive.
548
00:32:27,196 --> 00:32:29,115
Why was she sleeping?
549
00:32:30,157 --> 00:32:32,159
Who can sleep in a
hospital, during the daytime?
550
00:32:32,243 --> 00:32:33,494
I'm not surprised she's tired.
551
00:32:33,577 --> 00:32:35,037
She's always been a night owl.
552
00:32:35,121 --> 00:32:37,557
Just by treating her, we've
completely disrupted her schedule.
553
00:32:37,581 --> 00:32:40,292
Is that what her blog says?
She's a night owl?
554
00:32:40,376 --> 00:32:41,418
No, she told me.
555
00:32:41,502 --> 00:32:45,297
In what tense? Is?
Was? Will have been?
556
00:32:46,090 --> 00:32:47,341
I'm not sure.
557
00:32:47,424 --> 00:32:48,551
What are you onto?
558
00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:51,095
Look at the time-stamp
on this post.
559
00:32:51,178 --> 00:32:53,347
2:30 am. Here's one at 4:00 am.
560
00:32:53,430 --> 00:32:56,183
Whatever he's onto doesn't change
the fact that she has lymphoma
561
00:32:56,267 --> 00:32:58,394
and we gave her a dangerous
vaccine. We need to...
562
00:32:58,477 --> 00:33:01,522
Six months ago, she's
posting in the daytime.
563
00:33:01,939 --> 00:33:05,818
Two years ago, daytime.
That's her natural rhythm.
564
00:33:05,901 --> 00:33:07,444
Day-night reversal.
565
00:33:07,528 --> 00:33:08,654
Sign of liver disease?
566
00:33:08,737 --> 00:33:10,072
House: Which
doesn't fit lymphoma.
567
00:33:10,156 --> 00:33:11,740
But we know she has lymphoma.
568
00:33:11,866 --> 00:33:15,536
We know she has the cell
atypia that indicates lymphoma.
569
00:33:16,537 --> 00:33:18,247
Biopsy her liver.
570
00:33:25,171 --> 00:33:27,548
That was pretty cool,
what I did, right?
571
00:33:27,631 --> 00:33:28,757
You wanna make out?
572
00:33:34,388 --> 00:33:35,431
You don't have lymphoma.
573
00:33:35,556 --> 00:33:37,516
But you said my appendix
was full of cancer cells.
574
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:41,187
Your appendix was full of cells
that showed a iymphocytic atypia.
575
00:33:41,270 --> 00:33:45,065
We now think they were a granulomatous
build-up from some unknown cause.
576
00:33:48,277 --> 00:33:51,906
So I'm not dying?
577
00:33:55,910 --> 00:33:58,787
You're actually dying
more quickly than we thought.
578
00:33:59,955 --> 00:34:03,459
Unless we figure out what's
causing your liver failure.
579
00:34:08,797 --> 00:34:11,133
You have three or four days.
580
00:34:19,892 --> 00:34:23,312
What the hell do you mean
I have three or four days?
581
00:34:25,814 --> 00:34:27,942
Well, we're past denial.
582
00:34:57,429 --> 00:34:58,698
Maybe we didn't cause the fever.
583
00:34:58,722 --> 00:35:02,142
We gave her the vaccine and
her fever spiked, seems to me...
584
00:35:02,226 --> 00:35:05,646
Yes, but it persisted after
we took her off the vaccine.
585
00:35:05,729 --> 00:35:07,856
What if it's a new symptom?
586
00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:12,778
Okay, so we add
fever to cell atypia,
587
00:35:12,861 --> 00:35:14,780
coagulopathy,
kidney, heart, liver...
588
00:35:14,863 --> 00:35:16,675
It has to be an infection.
Thirteen: But which one?
589
00:35:16,699 --> 00:35:19,034
No one she knows is sick.
She hasn't travelled anywhere.
590
00:35:19,118 --> 00:35:21,513
There's nothing in the history
she gave us, nothing in her blog.
591
00:35:21,537 --> 00:35:23,789
There has to be something
unique to this infection,
592
00:35:23,872 --> 00:35:26,458
something about its
transmission, the way it manifests.
593
00:35:26,542 --> 00:35:28,877
There has to be something
she's not telling us.
594
00:35:29,003 --> 00:35:34,174
There isn't. She's told us,
and everyone else, everything.
595
00:35:38,846 --> 00:35:41,724
Start her on broad-
spectrum antibiotics.
596
00:35:43,225 --> 00:35:47,354
Since we know everything, we
might as well treat for everything.
597
00:36:48,624 --> 00:36:53,253
I picked up one of the copies of
the book that chase left in the lounge.
598
00:36:54,046 --> 00:36:55,506
If you're going to be this way,
599
00:36:55,589 --> 00:36:57,229
I'm not going to invite
you to my baptism.
600
00:36:57,299 --> 00:37:00,386
The first time I'd seen
the real dust jacket.
601
00:37:00,469 --> 00:37:03,889
The inside back flap,
there's a picture of the author.
602
00:37:03,972 --> 00:37:07,309
Imagine how surprised I was
when I recognized him.
603
00:37:07,810 --> 00:37:10,479
Your biological father
is a minister?
604
00:37:11,772 --> 00:37:15,150
Natural selection
is not an infallible force.
605
00:37:17,986 --> 00:37:19,655
I don't get it.
606
00:37:20,656 --> 00:37:22,908
Okay, he was
a friend of the family,
607
00:37:22,991 --> 00:37:24,910
you'd only known him
when you were a kid.
608
00:37:24,993 --> 00:37:27,329
But if you wanted
to meet him now,
609
00:37:27,454 --> 00:37:30,833
get an idea of what he's like,
why not just go talk to him?
610
00:37:32,334 --> 00:37:35,003
"Hi, it's Greg.
You slept with my mother."
611
00:37:35,671 --> 00:37:37,548
You're capable of it.
612
00:37:38,340 --> 00:37:40,134
I was mildly curious.
613
00:37:40,217 --> 00:37:42,386
Enough to read a book, not
enough to make a phone call.
614
00:37:42,511 --> 00:37:46,807
Please. You didn't read
this, you studied it. Why?
615
00:37:47,349 --> 00:37:50,394
All your life you've
thought this was crap.
616
00:37:51,019 --> 00:37:53,355
You can't suddenly turn around
617
00:37:53,439 --> 00:37:56,733
and build a whole new
world-view based on crap.
618
00:37:57,860 --> 00:37:59,194
Crap.
619
00:38:02,197 --> 00:38:05,993
You better not be faking this just
to get out of a tough conversation.
620
00:38:11,206 --> 00:38:12,708
Do you poop?
621
00:38:15,711 --> 00:38:19,882
Come on. Everybody poops. I
read the book in medical school.
622
00:38:20,215 --> 00:38:22,301
Sinkers or floaters?
623
00:38:22,384 --> 00:38:23,552
This is the wizard.
624
00:38:23,677 --> 00:38:26,722
Greasy and soft,
or hard and pellet-like?
625
00:38:33,896 --> 00:38:38,275
Floaters and the first one.
626
00:38:40,068 --> 00:38:43,238
You just had to be so swoft.
627
00:38:44,448 --> 00:38:47,075
You're a hypocrite,
no lies, no secrets,
628
00:38:47,159 --> 00:38:48,744
but everything stops
at your colon.
629
00:38:48,869 --> 00:38:51,788
Four thousand pages,
not one word about bms.
630
00:38:51,914 --> 00:38:53,290
And I bet yours
don't smell at all.
631
00:38:53,415 --> 00:38:55,518
Nobody wants to hear about
that stuff. House: Readers don't.
632
00:38:55,542 --> 00:38:57,896
People who don't really care
about you don't, but doctors might.
633
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:00,130
The icky stuff changed,
right? A few months ago.
634
00:39:00,255 --> 00:39:01,465
Well, I became a vegetarian.
635
00:39:01,590 --> 00:39:04,134
A lot of people misunderstand
how a vegetarian diet works.
636
00:39:04,259 --> 00:39:07,971
You take in less unusable material,
and your waste gets more efficient,
637
00:39:08,096 --> 00:39:11,225
harder and rounder. Just
look at the feces of rabbits.
638
00:39:11,767 --> 00:39:13,703
Seriously, I think I might have
some. Thirteen: Malabsorption.
639
00:39:13,727 --> 00:39:16,063
Her system's not retaining
the necessary nutrients.
640
00:39:16,146 --> 00:39:18,524
A g! Infection that
causes malabsorption,
641
00:39:18,607 --> 00:39:20,317
granulamatous build-up of cells.
642
00:39:20,442 --> 00:39:22,736
It's not contagious, 'cause
no one around her got sick.
643
00:39:22,819 --> 00:39:24,988
Both: Whipple's disease.
644
00:39:25,489 --> 00:39:29,284
Let's split the credit.
Start her on cotrimoxazole.
645
00:39:30,827 --> 00:39:32,663
We all need some secrets.
646
00:39:32,788 --> 00:39:36,583
So long as they don't kill us,
they keep us safe and warm.
647
00:39:43,757 --> 00:39:45,842
I'm gonna be okay?
648
00:39:45,926 --> 00:39:47,386
You'll still need
a new heart valve,
649
00:39:47,469 --> 00:39:52,015
and you'll be on meds for a few years,
but basically, yeah, your odds are good.
650
00:40:08,490 --> 00:40:09,825
Thank god.
651
00:40:14,454 --> 00:40:17,207
I think I wanna go
with the pig valve.
652
00:40:30,429 --> 00:40:33,140
I know you'll go crazy
if you don't tell people.
653
00:40:33,223 --> 00:40:35,517
Thank god you're an enabler.
654
00:40:42,441 --> 00:40:44,502
Do you think people can
actually know each other better
655
00:40:44,526 --> 00:40:46,111
on the Internet
than face-to-face?
656
00:40:46,194 --> 00:40:48,572
Faces can be distracting,
657
00:40:48,697 --> 00:40:52,075
but there's nothing better than
looking into someone's eyes
658
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:53,785
and everything
that goes with that.
659
00:40:53,869 --> 00:40:58,665
I don't know. People meet,
they like something superficial,
660
00:40:58,749 --> 00:41:01,394
and then they fill in the blanks
with whatever they want to believe.
661
00:41:01,418 --> 00:41:02,961
Why are you so hung up on this?
662
00:41:03,045 --> 00:41:06,632
I refuse to believe it's all because
you just noticed you have a nice face.
663
00:41:06,715 --> 00:41:08,315
I mean, you just
came off a relationship,
664
00:41:08,383 --> 00:41:11,762
you know things
go deeper than...
665
00:41:13,972 --> 00:41:17,142
Is that what this is
about? You and Cameron?
666
00:41:19,227 --> 00:41:21,730
I was the one that pursued her.
667
00:41:22,147 --> 00:41:25,484
Maybe I was just filling
in the blanks, maybe...
668
00:41:27,319 --> 00:41:28,695
Maybe her first
reaction was right.
669
00:41:28,779 --> 00:41:31,156
We were just two people
who were in proximity
670
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:33,426
and found each other attractive,
and I never should have...
671
00:41:33,450 --> 00:41:37,621
Paranoia. You felt
something real. So did she.
672
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:40,415
Don't try to take it back now.
673
00:41:42,626 --> 00:41:44,586
Can I borrow your car?
674
00:41:55,347 --> 00:41:58,392
Why would it make more sense
for you to read your father's book
675
00:41:58,475 --> 00:41:59,685
than to go talk with him?
676
00:41:59,768 --> 00:42:02,604
Can you write a book, so
I can stop talking to you?
677
00:42:10,821 --> 00:42:12,501
You weren't looking
for some big catharsis,
678
00:42:12,572 --> 00:42:13,907
you didn't want to hug the guy.
679
00:42:13,990 --> 00:42:17,369
You just wanted to know how
his head works, how he thinks.
680
00:42:17,452 --> 00:42:19,996
Because I'm fascinated
with how ministers think.
681
00:42:20,122 --> 00:42:21,998
Because you're not
ordinary, house.
682
00:42:22,124 --> 00:42:23,959
You're way out there
on the fringe somewhere.
683
00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:27,295
I'm your best friend, and half
the time I don't understand you.
684
00:42:27,379 --> 00:42:30,632
You're alone, you've
been alone your whole life.
685
00:42:33,009 --> 00:42:35,887
When you read that book you
were hoping that somewhere,
686
00:42:35,971 --> 00:42:39,725
underneath all that talk of god,
there would be a way of thinking,
687
00:42:39,808 --> 00:42:41,768
a mind that you could recognize.
688
00:42:41,852 --> 00:42:44,062
You wanted what we all want.
689
00:42:44,146 --> 00:42:46,732
The power to transform
into any water-based object?
690
00:42:46,815 --> 00:42:50,902
To look across the Gulf and know
there's someone else like you.
691
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:55,824
At least tell me this, did
you find something there?
692
00:42:57,159 --> 00:42:59,327
Underneath the god stuff,
693
00:43:00,078 --> 00:43:01,663
more god stuff.
694
00:43:07,210 --> 00:43:09,838
Get maintenance
to take that down.
53905
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