All language subtitles for Hamster and Gretel s01e34 Micromanager.eng

Yes, sir. Today?
Absolutely.

I'll see you then.
I won't let you down.

Gah! (LAUGHS)
Guess what?

You're going to be
the youngest astronaut on Mars?

What? No.
You just qualified

for the Olympic
bobsled team?

What are you
talking about, Dad?

You asked me to guess.

Kevin, you know your father
is terrible at guessing.

Just tell us.

I just got
my first job.

I'm starting today
at Short Burger.

Oh, that's
so exciting.

It was a super
selective process.

Are you human?

Yeah.
Well, you're hired.

Sorry.

(BARKING)

Yeah, I want to put
a racing stripe on the minivan.

So I thought,
why not earn the money myself?

Our young man
is so responsible.

First, he has a job,

then soon he'll be moving out
and finding a place of his own.

Getting married,

having kids.
Will he call us?

No.

(SOBS) But we'll always
be in his heart.

Parents are weird.

Tell me about it.

(SOBBING AND SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY)

Hey, newbie.
Name's Anthony.

Let me know if
you're having any trouble keeping up.

Ah, don't worry.
I can keep up.

In fact, I'm planning on being
Employee of the Month and getting that $100 bonus.

Um, actually, I'm gonna be
Employee of the Month.

Uh, no offense,
but I'm gonna wipe the floor with you.

Don't take this personally,
but I'm gonna wipe the sink with you

and then shave your head,
paint you blue,

and leave you
in the polar bear enclosure at the zoo.

Dude.
Sorry.

I really took us
on a trip there.

But just to be clear,
I will win.

MICROMANAGER:
(ON PA SYSTEM) Employees 27 and 31,

your production
has suddenly decreased.

Is there a problem?
BOTH: No, sir.

What is
the Short Burger motto?

BOTH: Satisfaction guaranteed.

And?
BOTH: Tall Burger must be destroyed.

I can't hear you.

BOTH: TALL Burger
must be destroyed.

Hey, we're right here.

MICROMANAGER: Now,
let's make some burgers.

BOTH: Yes, sir.

Is he always
like this?

Yeah, I've never seen him.

He just barks out orders,
and we keep flipping burgers.

Man, that's a stressful
work environment.

Why don't you quit?

Oh, no.
I see what you're doing.

You're trying
to get in my head.

Nothing gets in here.

Nothing.

Well, get this
through your head.

That $100 is mine.

Oh, it's on, noob.

(GRILL SIZZLING)

(CRUNCHING)

Can you hand me the remote?

It's like
one inch from you.

Not worth the effort.

You know,
we haven't fought anyone for a couple of weeks.

And what is your point?

Maybe we should try
to stay in shape,

you know,
in case another villain comes to town.

(GRUNTS) I don't have
the energy to say no.

Four hundred ninety-nine,
five hundred.

(GRUNTS) Now with this
credenza on your back.

I think that's an armoire.

But okay.
I wanna see you sweat, mister.

Hamsters don't sweat.

We slow our metabolism
to compensate for an increase in body temperature.

Then I wanna see you
slow your metabolism. (GRUNTS)

Are you slowing
your metabolism? (GRUNTS)

Because I don't see it.

Well, it's happening
on a cellular level, so... No excuses.

Another order down.

I'm going to get that bonus
so I can buy that racing stripe.

Dream on, newbie.

I'm gonna spend
that cash on a spoiler for my motor scooter.

Who needs a spoiler
for a motor scooter?

I do.

I asked my folks for one,
but they're too busy

spoiling my little sister
to spoil me with a spoiler.

Tell me about it.

My little sister gets
a lot more attention than I do,

like, from the whole world.

Well, you seem like
an okay guy.

Why don't we say this?
May the best man win.

And the second-best man
end up in the polar bear exhibit.

How am I supposed
to make burgers with this?

MICROMANAGER:
(ON PA SYSTEM) New orders.

We have paused
burger production,

and will be constructing
our new high-tech frying machines.

The instructions
are in the box

and the first to finish
wins a free milkshake.

That milkshake is mine.

It's mine. Mine.

Milkshake mine!
Milkshake mine!

BOTH: Milkshake mine!

(GRUNTS)

♪ Hey, yeah

♪ We're working out

♪ And it's getting extreme Yeah

♪ We're sweating
But it's so hot It comes off as steam

♪ We're working out
(TRUMPETING)

♪ We're not just
standing around

♪ We're lifting big heavy
things off the ground

♪ We're working out

♪ Yeah, we're working out

♪ We'll go to any length

♪ We try to balance
our routine

♪ With both
aerobics and strength

♪ We're working out

♪ Check it
I'm lifting this train

♪ We're not trying
to bulk up

♪ We're just trying
to maintain

♪ We're working out ♪

(SIGHS) I don't know
what was harder,

juggling those
freight trains

or repairing them
when I dropped them. (JOINTS CRACK)

I'm so sore.

I can barely move.

I can't lift my arms
above my head. (GRUNTS) (JOINTS CRACK)

You could never
lift your arms above your head.

You're too short.
Sick burn.

(GROANING)

I can barely fly.

Can you?
(GROANING)

I can fly, but only
at the speed of wind.

That's just floating.

Potato, po-tah-to.

Maybe Kevin can help.

Come on.
Let's just wait for the wind to push us.

(WIND WHOOSHES)

Ow, ow, ow.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

BOTH: Ow, ow.

Well, looks like
I'm done. Been done.

Milkshake, mine.
Milkshake, mine.

This does not look
like a fryer.

Neither does mine.

Maybe it's
a milkshake machine?

BOTH: Milkshake mine!

GRETEL: Hello?
Anyone in there?

Oh, I totally forgot about
the drive-thru.

(ON SPEAKER)
Hi, welcome to Short Burger. May I take your order?

Kevin?

Hamster and I did
a super workout and we overdid it.

Can you drive us home?
We're too sore to fly.

KEVIN: You're too sore to fly?

It uses a lot of core muscles.

KEVIN: All right,
that's weird.

But I can't drive you home.
I'm working.

That's okay, we'll wait
until your shift is over.

Hamster and I can lie
on this little strip of grass here.

Oh, he already is.

This is definitely
not a frying machine.

Does yours look
like a foot?

Mine looks like a foot.
We should let the boss know.

Are you nuts?

You never bother the boss.

We gotta tell him
they sent him the wrong stuff.

(MACHINE WHIRRING)
(GASPS)

ANTHONY: Yeah, you're right.

I don't think a fryer
would do that.

It's headed
to the boss's office.

If that machine
hurts the boss,

then neither of us will get
Employee of the Month.

Of course, we're concerned
about his safety too.

Yeah, that goes
without saying.

MICROMANAGER:
You dare to bother me?

Sir, there's a giant machine
walking ominously towards your office.

Excellent.

BOTH: What now?

With these parts,
we're finally going to bring down Tall Burger.

Um...

Why are you so s...
(THUDS)

Ow, what?

Well, what's your beef
with Tall Burger?

My "beef"?
I'll tell you my "beef."

I was once a starry-eyed
employee at Tall Burger.

I wanted to impress the boss.

So I came up with a device
to make cute, tiny onion rings.

Tragically, I forgot
which end the ray came out and I blasted myself.

And then they fired me.

Because you were
so short?

No, because I'm
"difficult to work with."

I started my own restaurant

and used my army
of poorly-paid teenage employees

to build me this.

Thanks to you,
no one will ever disrespect me again.

Now, to destroy Tall Burger.

You're gonna destroy
Tall Burger?

(BOTH GROAN)

Duh, it's literally
our motto. "Tall Burger must be destroyed."

We thought you
were being figurative,

like in the healthy spirit
of competition.

Uh, can't you just make
better burgers than them?

MICROMANAGER: Surprisingly,
this was easier.

Now, behold the Macromanager.

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

Is that what
we were building?

I knew I should have assembled
this thing outside.

That's going to cost me.

Hey, Gretel.
I kind of helped build a giant robot monster guy,

and, um, it's a little complicated,

but I need your help.

Ugh, okay.

Come on, Hamster.

Ow, ow.

HAMSTER: Ow!
GRETEL: Ow, ow, ow.

Ow.
It hurts to fly.

MICROMANAGER: (LAUGHING)
Not so tall now, are you, Tall Burger?

Well, now you know how I feel.

I realize you're a building
and you won't feel anything, but I will.

(SCREAMING)

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

Oh, look, superheroes.

What a coincidence.

Not so fast.

Giant robot guy.

They look much
faster on TV.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
MAN: No, no, no!

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

(WOMAN SCREAMING)

(SOBS) This isn't
worth $7.25 an hour.

(SCREAMING)
WOMAN: He spilled my coffee.

BOTH: Ow, ow, ow.

HAMSTER: Ow.

Giant robot guy punch!

(GRUNTING)

Hurts so much.

(GRUNTS) That's not working.

That'll teach you.

Can we lie down now?

Excuse me, I'm trying
to take my revenge on this corporation.

Hey, citizens.

We're really tired here.
Does it have any weaknesses?

"Weaknesses"?

This handmade armor
has been perfectly constructed by teenage boys.

BOTH: Well...

What's a hex bolt?

I've just been using gum.

Good idea.

BOTH: Milkshake mine!

Hey, uh, superheroes.

His left kneecap.

Possibly a weak point, there.

(CLEARING THROAT)
The right ankle, too.

Thanks, citizens.

Hamster, let's go.
Do we have to?

Come on, dig deep.

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

What are you doing? Stop!

This battle robot
hasn't been insured yet.

You're going
to violate the warranty.

(GASPS)

(SCREAMING) No, no!

Do you think
we still get the milkshake?

Milkshake, mine.

BOTH: Milkshake, mine.

Teenagers are weird.

BOTH: Milkshake, mine.
Milkshake, mine.

I guess
we'll just wait for a breeze.

Wrong way.

We're going
the wrong way.

HAMSTER: But okay.

BOTH: Milkshake, mine.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

♪ Hamster and Gretel

♪ It's Hamster

♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪

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