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Original subtitles

IMC SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY RESEARCH CENTRE, USA

Dr. Cameron, all units ready.

Activate energy mode, level one.

Yes, Sir. Proceed to test one.

Now we'll demonstrate RS1's basic weapons system.

Show time.

No need for alarm.

The temperature threshold of this glass is 3000 degrees.

- Proceed to test two. - Yes, Sir.

Dr. Cameron, what is this?

These two balls are filled with a highly volatile explosive.

RS1 has figured out that if he hits them, he will be destroyed.

RS1 has dexterity as well as power.

Congratulations.

What do you expect?

Thank you.

Dr. Cameron. That was just amazing!

Now I know where all my money went.

Well, if you haven't paid for us to try,

we wouldn't have had the chance to succeed.

Say, where's that bright young Chinese fellow, that computer whiz?

- What was his name? - It doesn't matter now.

He's bright enough, but he lacked discipline.

Oh, too bad.

Anyway, here's to RS1!

Cheers!

Get down!

Steve, abort the programme!

Someone's hacked into the main frame!

- Cut the power! - Yes!

Will you tell me what just happened here?

How are we meant to take that thing to Hong Kong?

The weapons exhibition is just one week away!

There is nothing wrong with RS1 itself.

Someone hacked into the system.

We can seal the breach, but I think we'd better not go to Hong Kong.

And risk our government funding? I've invested millions in this project!

You just make sure that RS1 is hacker proof.

We'll let the FBI take care of the physical security.

No problem here.

Whoever did this knows way too much.

Whatever happens, we'll handle it.

Mission accomplished.

We've helped you find your baby.

Now, you help us find a fortune.

Right, and next stop...

Hong Kong.

HONG KONG

Is it a done deal?

OK...OK, bye.

Didn't I tell you I was setting up a website with some friends?

Dom.com say they want to buy us out.

So what?

Its all just more cyber shit!

Ah, Ferrari...

There is no substitute.

So what? You're only borrowing it!

Don't start getting pissed.

This car suits me better than it would you.

Have you ever seen Robin driving the Bat Mobile?

Have you?

So! I don't care anymore!

Please, enough with the lousy English, OK?

Oh! You don't un, shit!

Not update guy. Play ICQ more.

Cut the crap. Where's the photo?

Which photo do you want?

The one of the guy we're looking for, birdbrain.

How can I rescue him if I haven't seen his photo?

Sorry, man!

Don't worry, I remember here.

We lost contact with this undercover cop 3 weeks ago.

I figure his cover must have been blown already.

Almost die!

Who are you looking for?

I'm going to Xiamen

- How? - Through Jiangmen.

Have you got money with you?

Up your ass

Come on in

C'mon! Kill him!

Hey, man! What're you doing here?

What's up, baby?

What do you two ass-holes want me for?

You gotta buy some shit from me today

I've got my money right here

Where's all the good stuff?

Try a joint, man!

- Good stuff! - Never mind.

No bullshit. I-and-l blow your mind

You want to see what I got? You come in to my place.

- Discount...man. - I'm gonna blow your mind, man.

Good stuff, man.

This is best of the best! Man.

- Really? - Yeah!

You want to kill him? How bad did he screw up?

You know, he's a traitor

We gonna bust him up big time.

Hey, man, you gotta look at this.

The best equipment you can ever get! I told you!

Once you dial 999...

Manufactured in England by MI-6, $30,000

...and you take it home

A phone bomb?

It'll blow up once you dial 999?

I don't believe it!

We've all the Hi-Tech equipment in the world

FBI, CIA, KGB, you name it!

Card or cash?

Cash!

I remember...

Edison...

What's your name?

Ed...

Ed what?

Edi...

It's him!

Let's get to it.

Well, what we've got here is twenty second century technology.

Is it really that great?

Have I ever lied to you?

Yeah

Are those two faggots with you?

No

Check them out!

Let me take care of it, all right?

What's your name?

Eddie

- Eddie-son? - No `son'...

No `son'?

Edison

We're on your side

We came to help you out

Just a couple of bitches, boys. Come on. Let's go.

OK! Back to business.

I gotta wrap this up tonight

Call some backup for me

Goddamn!

Now, look. This is the D1010.

The ultimate cash machine.

It can break any bank, bust any safe,

crack any code, and it installs free cable!

Really? Where'd you find it?

The Hong Kong Police, of course!

Something's going down.

Who's telephone is that?

Yours.

It's not mine.

It's the phone bomb!

999 Report centre

Report centre...

Ferrari!

What's going on?

Shit!

You bloody traitor!

Catch him!

Emergency! Dial 999

Kill them!

You dare screw around on my turf!

Get in there, boys! Barbecue them!

I'll poke your eyes out!

You got shades?

Cool!

Police! Freeze!

We're cops!

Sir!

Your...

...car key...

I'm called Edison

Don't you mean `Evil Son'?

Emergency! Dial 999!

Hurry up!

Don't push...

- Hurry up! - Shut up!

Hurry up!

Wait...

Sorry, man.

The International Military Technology Exhibition...

...is to be held in HK

It will consist of the latest and most powerful weapons

...including the American attack robot RS1

Security teams from every nation will escort their exhibits to HK

An FBI unit will bring RS1 from the USA

You know her?

Intimately

Really?

Your team assignments and your individual duties...

...are listed on the notice-board outside...

Understand?

Yes, Sir!

Thank you, Sir.

Well...

She must have stayed undercover at the Playboy Club for too long

No, I'd say she was undercover at Penthouse

She doesn't have the character of a Playboy Club girl

I'm very excited, because it's my pleasure to introduce to you

Officer Wah of the Technology Development Division!

Yeah, go, Wah, go!

Officer Wah...

Show time!

Sorry...

I'd like to introduce you to a robot that took a long time to design

He's called D1010

Hello! My name is D1010

Don't mistake him for a vacuum cleaner

This is D1010

He's a sophisticated robot who can handle any crisis

Name the crisis, he can handle it

For example, a robbery at the race-course, a riot...

Stupid rubbish bin

...or even an explosion at a nuclear plant.

It can meet any challenge.

And, even predict the winning lottery numbers.

Let's start with a simple demonstration.

He can defuse a bomb. Come on!

This is a bomb.

Thanks a lot.

You're welcome.

Green

Cannot be cut.

This just proves how capable D1010 is!

It was my fault because I didn't listen to his instructions clearly.

It also proves D1010 communicates in English,

because the grammar is back-to-front.

It also proves...

Oli

Match!

I thought you didn't recognize me

Why not?

We had such a great time that night

Especially after I took you home

Only because you're so skillful!

Really

I'm so happy you feel you can talk about sex so openly

but show some respect for my feelings, okay?

I haven't tried a `one night stand' yet

You pervert!

But you said you'd...

Played video games at her home!

What's wrong with that?

This is my partner Al...

You know my name?

Of course!

One of my friends has such a crush on you

Everyone in the computer section knows your name.

Really?

- Who could be so brave? - Peggy

- Pretty Peggy? - Here she comes

Nice to meet you!

At last you've met your dream man!

Happy?

What's so funny?

Don't be shy. I'm sure you two will hit it off

Let's go for a drink this Sunday

- OK... - No way!

I've just been assigned a new case

and I'll be busy for the next two years, so just forget about me

Alien...

Good! Give me more energy!

Don't stop! Let's get funky!...

Higher! Don't stop! Welcome our visitors!...

Be proud! We're the Hong Kong Police Force!

Smile! Match, smile!

Wave those flags!

Is she nuts? Waving flags?

Hey, man.

No work hard cannot get world money.

Keep it up! Don't stop!

Welcome!

Yes! Yes! FBI...

Give me your F! Give me your B! Give me your l!

FBI!

Sorry

Chief Tucker. Welcome to Hong Kong!

What's going on?

I'm...so sorry.

It's been a very long day, they've been waiting all...

It's OK, guys

Nice shot

Thank you!

Good shot! Man!

Very good!

Madam, we're trained officers

We're used to handling big cases

OK, you want to handle some big cases?

Look over there

Bellboy?!

The exhibits at the International Military Technology Exhibition

...include some of the most advanced weapons from around the world

We've arranged a special preview for you senior officers

This is the German smart-gun

...with its self-aiming helmet

This is an amazing product...

with many different applications

Its intelligent turbo aiming system

...combines sonar and infra-red targeting

Once you wear it...

...you can shoot the balls off a fly from five hundred metres

This way, please

This is the French robot, codenamed Jerry L

It employs both a British stealth system

...and Russian smart software

We haven't quite figured out how these can be combined

Now I'm going to introduce to you

...the most perfect crime-fighting machine ever

Please come this way

If we're talking high-tech

you may find it hard to believe...

that this invention is made in Hong Kong: its the intelligent robot...

...D1010. He can handle any crisis

He's my invention, so, of course,

he looks a bit like me.

D1010 is equipped to handle any situation.

For example, a robbery at the race-course...

Sorry, lady, this is not a trash can.

These two gentlemen are senior engineers from China's Special Research Enterprise.

Doctor Tang Chin Chun and Doctor Lai Shun Fung

Doctor, may I ask...

...what is the main purpose of your robot?

I tell you

its main purpose is...

The One-Armed Boxer!

Made ln China!

Right. Listen up everybody.

These are DNA ID passes.

I've stored all the DNA information of all security personnel on these cards.

To enter, swipe.

If the machine recognizes your DNA, you'll be let in.

If not, the alarm will sound, like this.

Like this.

Surprise, surprise. It doesn't work.

You know, all right!

My first guess is they put this job up for grabs...

...and offered a cut-rate deal to the lowest bidder.

You think?

You see that bullet-proof glass out there?

One sneeze from a fat guy and it'd shatter.

This lab is built according to the blueprints that your agency sent us,

so what is the problem?

I guess the problem is that we didn't have it translated.

No, no, you don't understand.

I assure you this place is the state of the art.

For Hong Kong, maybe.

I mean, what else is wrong?

The walls aren't thick enough,

the lighting isn't bright enough, there isn't enough power.

This is not a Teletubby we're keeping in here.

I thought you American experts are controlling the robot.

What's there to worry about?

Did anyone ask for your input?

Alright, everybody just stay calm.

Let's focus on the job at hand.

I'll have a crew fix the lighting and power problems.

Jane, get some of the tech boys on the DNA machine.

Quincy, see what you can about getting the glass replaced

Sure

Agent Tucker

I really hoped we could cooperate on this

because the US zone is our responsibility.

Of course. We appreciate the effort,

I'm sure there's something you can do for us.

Of course

Isn't that right, Agent Curtis?

Yeah, definitely.

Get me some coffee, black.

How about you guys?

Mocca, please.

Latte.

Irish coffee, Latte, donut

an egg tart will do?

OK guys, I need you to do something for me.

Can you get me two Cappuccino?

...and three Irish coffee

...four Cafe latte

One donut, and...

One lemon tea

We're policemen

If I have to do this kind of thing, I'd rather go work at McDonald's

Come on, Match

Madam, I once worked at a snack bar. I will do my best!

Thank you

That's my boy. Quick!

My God, man! Where have you been?

Alright, alright. I got a couple of things to handle,

Pick a spot and call me back in ten. OK?

Alright, bye.

Three without sugar, three without milk

Four without sugar or milk

Done

That American wants you to hurry up

If they make me work as waiter, I'm gonna resign

How can I look people in the eye?

I don't know what kind of boss that bitch is

Who the hell sent us to this division?

Kurt

What's up, dog! Where are you?

Jumbo.

What do you mean, I don't know where the Jumbo is, man?

Are you on crack?

Yeah, I'll be there in an hour, okay.

Alright...later, bye.

I'm outta here, guys

Jumbo, I'll be there.

Jumbo.

With sugar, with milk, no sugar and no milk.

- Cheers! - Cheers!

Comrade, your Tung Fung robot is so `square'.

How can it compete with the American RS1?

Please...enlighten him.

That American robot is no match.

Our Tung Fung...

...is designed to combat them!

One strike and they'll lose.

We've waited years for this chance.

We've waited, and now...

Now what?

Young comrade, this is a national secret.

Where are you going?

The next draw numbers in the lottery are 92, 73, 48...

- What are you doing? - Repair.

- Why don't you send it to the Urban Council?/- Why?

Then it can be used as a real trash can

Are you crazy?

Sorry...It's only a game.

What's up? My man!

Kurt! What are you doing here?

Just here to visit an old friend.

What else?

Five whole years, man?

What's the deal, man?

OK, I surrender.

What do you want?

Look at this shit.

Still the same old Kurt!

Still can't handle losing.

Goddamn! What's up with the hair?

Shit! What the hell was he thinking?

Don't play, Kurt. You know what happened to him.

Yeah, he killed himself.

What really happened to him?

He was clean. He was a good cop. Some assholes kept some money from a bust,

and somebody had to take the rap for it.

and unfortunately, it was Steve.

He left you hanging, huh?

Leave it alone, Kurt.

OK. I just never thought you'd become a cop, that's all.

Me, neither, man. Me, neither.

But enough about me.

How're you? How's your family?

Family? No more family.

Just me, the main man, sitting here,

Looking out for number one.

Well, hey, anyways, I heard you got into that high tech design shit.

Man, you must be making millions, balling baby!

The cash was good. It was pretty sweet for a while.

But...the better you build it,

the faster they gonna steal it!

Dope!

Can I keep it?

Hey, so you're saying someone stole your design, huh?

Right!

Same person I come down here to terminate.

Well, hey, if you need a cap peeled or a body buried.

I'm your man.

For real?

For real.

Well shake on it, then, my boy.

Oh yeah!

Knew I had to come back to Hong Kong,

this is where my real friends are.

Oh yeah

Where my real friends are. Alright.

Yo, get off me!

Hey, man. Where are you going?

Playing it cool?

Everything is going according to plan.

We'll be done in 5 minutes.

What the hell's he doing?

All units, code red!

I repeat, code red!

- Kurt? - It's pay back time.

What the...

Oh my god!

Yeah! Bingo!

Edison, you are the man.

Bye bye, Doctor.

The robot's gone!

The target is here! Aim! Prepare to fire!

Don't fire!

Are you going to take the blame if the robot gets hit?

Does anyone here know exactly how its designed?

Report activities of target

Target here, currently inactive, over

Sir, no one here knows to control the robot. What shall we do?

The robot's moving!

Fire! Fire!

Freeze! You are under arrest.

Bullshit!

Goddamn!

- Police! - Freeze!

Stop!

Stay back!

- Are you crazy? - Stay back!

FBI! Freeze!

This is not my fault!

You have no way out! Drop the gun!

And let your men shoot me?

They won't shoot unless you force them to shoot.

Don't shoot, man!

You shoot, I shoot!

Edison, just tell us what's happening.

Why did you kill Quincy?

What?

You killed an FBI agent? Are you crazy?

I don't know what's going on with me!

I can't remember!

Enough bullshit!

Drop the gun and give yourself up.

Edison, come in here! Let's go!

Move it, man! Hurry up!

Move...

You bastard! Where the hell are you running to?

Where are they going, you son-of-a-bitch?

Gentlemen, we need some answers and we need some answers now.

Yeah!

Listen to me.

The robot is mine, I designed it.

And they stole it.

We're just making things right, right now.

Yeah, but did you have to kill all those people back there?

I am only going after Cameron.

Whoever gets into the cross fire. It's not my fault.

Those were real people, Kurt!

Two hundred million dollars, Edison.

What are you gonna do? Turn me in now?

Come on, give it a rest! Get real!

No, you get real!

There's still time. You can turn yourself in now.

What are you?

Insane! Jesus!

They want you dead!

If we go back now, both of us will be finished.

Enough of this bullshit! Let's finish this clean!

It's not your call right now, Mike.

Back off, Mike! It's not your call!

Son-of-a-bitch!

Goddamn!

Hey, buddy, is this the best room you've got?

Right, this is the best one

What time do you serve dinner?

We'll let you know

Match, what do we do now?

What can we do?

No need to call for a lawyer

We're innocent

Right, just let them fight it out...

and it's even better if they arrest Edison

Of course

I'm just upset I can't get on my ICQ

Upset?

Treat it like a holiday and you'll feel better

I've never even been down here before

It's not so bad

Yeah

The robot is mine, I designed it.

And they stole it!

You're one of the FBI.

What are you doing?

Nothing personal.

Your buddy's orders.

Just leave me alone, OK?

I can't. I still have to take you in.

What's wrong with you? You already know I'm being framed.

I don't know anything

Except that you're involved.

Fine. Believe what you want.

I don't have time for this bullshit.

What I believe doesn't matter.

They're still going to come after you.

If you're innocent, you'll turn yourself in.

This is Hong Kong, my town, my turf, my business.

I'm not going back until I take down Kurt.

Hey, take off or take a bullet. Your call.

You think I won't?

I already shot one FBI today.

I can shoot another.

OK

You can go after Kurt, but I'm coming with you.

That's my job

Your security would be a joke,

except the punch line was that we lost one of our best men.

Agent Curtis,

our police force is one of the most disciplined in the world.

This was just an isolated incident.

That `isolated incident' cost Agent Quincy his life.

It left dozens of other people wounded or dead,

and our agent is missing.

All that matters now is that we find RS1.

Losing the robot is not an option.

Superintendent Gao,

I respectfully request that you allow me to put my own team on the case.

Impossible. This is Hong Kong.

It is outside your jurisdiction.

I'm sorry, but our State Department already conferred...

...with your Chief Executive's office.

Gentleman, it's a done deal.

He's just an old fool

He's always been a fool

Are you the highest ranking officer here?

Yes.

OK. Then I'm talking to you.

I expect full cooperation,

including a space for a command centre

and access to your computer system.

From here, we'll hard target the suspect.

All the Hong Kong police need to do is stay out of our way,

and we'll have this thing wrapped by sundown.

Excuse me.

Sir, you saw the tape, right?

OK, well. Match and Alien...

They're just kids.

There's no need to hold them, right?

No problem here.

The FBI's main focus is to reclaim the robot.

Thank you

Just find a way to get to this Edison guy.

Right now, he's the only lead we have to RS1...

...and RS1 is all this game's about.

Now we can give this stuff back to you

These are your personal effects

`Cyber business, Match Fung, Director'

You're a director now?

What are you doing?

`My left eye falls in love with your right eye'

Give that back!

Ching wanted me to read it

It's my ICQ lover

Listen, guys

We've gone over the security videos

I know what happened...

Madam, you needn't say any more

I'll resign tomorrow

Wait, I haven't finished

I want you to leave your passports with us

What?

You are our main suspects now.

If they can't find RS1 and Edison

...then you'll take the blame!

Are you kidding?

It's a little early for dinner, don't you think?

I'm looking for a man-sized lobster.

A man-sized lobster...

OK. Did you hit your head on something when we dove into the water?

Hello

Hello, missing person!

Remember, 5 pm tomorrow,

we have to do a presentation for dom.com

All their bosses will be there.

If you don't show up, we're screwed.

Our jobs are on the line, got it?

Yes

'Kimura, haven't seen you on the ICQ for a few days'

'My days have turned cloudy'

'Miss you...miss you...'

The weather is fine today, yeah?

Can you be quiet? You're polluting the atmosphere

This is my true love

You know where Edison is?

You forgot what he said last time?

Ah, Jumbo, I'll be there

Lobster is expensive today

$36 a tael, that's $480 a catty

but Australian lobsters are a bit cheaper.

No, mister...

I want to find the guy who wears the lobster suit.

Lymon!

That bastard must have screwed up again.

That's his boat.

Go and teach him a lesson!

All right, so I get it.

This lobster thing is a person.

Is that him?

Drink...

You drink first, I'll follow, OK.

No, don't force me to drink.

Take it easy.

Let's drink together.

Get up!

OK...

Who were those guys that night?

Make him drink...he must drink.

Get up!

OK, I'll drink, OK...

Hey, man!

You managed to fool the FBI, wise-guy.

Now you come back with us.

I have to find Kurt first

I can't go back with you 'til I do.

Alien, if you ever steal a robot and kill someone.

...and get caught, remember to say...

You can only arrest me after I take a shopping trip to Japan,

or a massage in Thailand... and go on an European tour.

Got it?

You think we're nuts?

Just come back and explain!

Wait a minute

Edison told me he was hypnotized...

which means somebody used him to activate the robot.

What did she say?

Bullshit

If you don't believe me, then here's a witness.

A mermaid?

Freeze!

No!

Help!

- You're all right? - I'm fine.

Sir, something's up, we have to go!

- Where is he? - Can you see him?

Get him!

Ian, no, we need him alive!

Lymon, you're so much trouble.

You keep on dropping me in the shit.

- You bastard. - OK, cut the crap.

I'll send you some salted fish.

Thanks.

You're welcome.

You saved me, and I saved you.

Now we're even.

Where's the guy who rented your boat last night?

Man, I thought they just wanted my boat for a party.

I didn't know they...

...wanted to abuse you.

I don't think you can go back there.

Those guys are FBI.

You'd better help me out.

You want to go on the run again?

You wanna take on the FBI?

Why?

It's really not my fault, man.

Ah-fat introduced those foreigners to me.

He works in the Hop Hing warehouse, that's all I know.

I was just out to make a few bucks.

Hop Hing warehouse.

Thanks.

My car's over there.

Take it, I don't need it.

It's a stolen car, be careful!

Damn! I knew green was my unlucky color!

Don't you know how to steer a boat?

Did you have to crash into me?

That Edison is too much trouble!

But the FBI are the real bad guys!

Trouble-makers!

Hey, I didn't mean you!

Sorry, man.

Come on, you want to step outside!

You bastard!

Come on! Let's go!

Yeah? Aren't you in enough trouble already, assholes?

Us! You guys broke laws that we don't even have yet.

Yeah, keep flapping, dickhead.

You're the one going to the bamboo Alcatraz.

Oh, for what?

Illegal diving? Refusing to bleed?

Thank god you

Americans can't shoot for shit.

Yeah, let's go! Come on! Let's go!

Hey, cool down! Stop it!

That's enough!

Let's get some order here right now!

This is a hospital. You should know better.

Laugh while you can, gentleman.

What did you say?

You two, come out!

We've got you for abetting and aiding a fugitive.

He was your partner. If we lose him and the robot,

it's down to you two guys.

Roseanne Barr Arnold will be President of the United States of America

before you two punks see the light of day.

So you really don't know where Edison is?

Edison?

What about our own people?

You had injured agents in the water back there, Ian!

They weren't the priority.

They weren't your priority, and they should have been.

What is it with you and Edison?

What are you talking about?

We have video tape of him stealing the robot and killing Quincy.

Maybe it's not what it seems.

No. What it seems...

...is that you need to get your mind back on this mission

which is to take this guy down, hard.

You're so convinced it's him. Why?

Why won't you think of any other possibilities?

What possibilities? You don't have anything!

No evidence

No witnesses

Nothing.

Just some half-assed conspiracy theory based on the fact

that a guy you think is cute couldn't possibly be crooked.

That's not where I'm coming from!

You need to put your head on straight, Jane.

Alright, otherwise you're on the next plane home.

No one's going anywhere.

Not until we see this thing through.

Jane, are you alright?

Good. Then we don't need to waste any more time here.

So, we go home now?

Damn you!

We'll be screwed like porn stars if this isn't solved soon.

What matters now is to finding some clue to locate Edison.

A clue? I wonder if this could be something.

I picked it up at the Convention Centre. It's Edison's.

He dropped it.

This must be a vital clue.

Why didn't you tell me earlier?

What do you want?

We want to know the location of the guy who owns this e-mail address.

Can you do it?

We do this kind of thing every day.

As soon as he logs on to the internet...

...then we can find him.

It's just like tracing a hacker.

Peggy is our expert, she's the best.

If she helps us, you're home free.

Especially if it's for you, Alien.

If you ask her, she'll definitely help.

How can you talk like that at a time like this?

Look at that if you don't believe me.

She lent it to me.

How come she's got my photo when she didn't go to that barbeque?

I sold it to her.

Betraying your friends is a sign of the times.

I don't mind that you sold it to her, but where's my cut?

I'll split it with you if you persuade her to help.

But I already have a steady girlfriend

and she loves me very much.

An ICQ girlfriend? You've never even met her.

You swine!

How much?

Hi

Hi!

Still working?

Even when I'm off-duty, no one dates me.

It's good that you're free.

Can you help me locate this guy?

Easy!

Sit closer.

I'm not blind, I can see the screen from here.

Take it back, then.

Close enough.

We're ordering takeout, Peggy. What do you want?

I want whatever Alien has.

Alien, what do you want?

Pork Chop Bun, no drink.

Pork Chop Bun, good taste!

It's easy enough to sell one's body.

Just bear with it...

`Eyes...

Don't fall in love with my long hair'

It's his new book.

You've read it too?

I read it a long time ago.

I even recommended it to my ICQ friends.

You use the ICQ?

I like using the phone and the ICQ to chat up guys.

as that book also says...

...`Women don't rely on their eyes for love'

What's your ICQ nickname?

Where the hell is Kurt?

He went upstairs to crash for a while.

Well, he'd better get his ass in gear.

The buyer's flying in tonight.

We got two hours to finish this shit.

What! You're sleeping?

Get up...Get outside!

I've got it.

It should be a warehouse in Tuen Mun.

A warehouse? Let's go!

Thanks.

What's wrong with you people?

Move, you freaking blind or what?

I don't understand. You told us to wait until it finished scanning.

Someone's hacked into my computer.

Don't start giving me shit, Kurt! This is your mess!

I'm calling the boss.

Just exactly which word in the sentence you don't understand, Vieri?

We're being hacked

Which means we can be traced.

Which means we have to get out of here. Now!

Pack it up!

Pack it up! Go...

I don't know what the hell is going on.

Somehow they traced it. Hurry up!

I don't know. Kurt told me.

Whatever, get it together.

Did we score yet?

What's wrong with you?

Drinking heals a broken heart.

No problem.

Hurry up.

I am very god damn hot man.

Let me go.

I really ready to die. You know?

I don't care if you die. Just let me make my meeting.

Man!

Why is Peggy such a piggy?

You bastard!

Call madam

My man, how come you got in here so early?

Seems to me I'm right on time.

Well, I had this weirdest dream ever, man?

You want to hear about it?

Give it up, Kurt.

Dream time's over.

You know it was in this strange corridor.

And I had two guns in my hands,

and people were shooting at me.

Shots just went off everywhere.

It was just crazy, I'm telling you.

And it was so cool, you know why?

Cos not a single bullet! Not a single one hit me!

Cos I'm the superman!

And I was shooting and laughing

And blowing the shit out of them.

And there're pieces of bone, and brain and the blood burst out.

right onto the wall.

Just look at that. What a pretty graffiti.

And you!

And you just pop out of nowhere.

You had this gun pointing right on my head.

But I couldn't shoot you.

You know why?

Cos you're my man.

We used to back each other up,

I'll never forget that.

This is no war game, Kurt. This is real life.

Let me take you in now before it's too late.

It's already too late.

Come on, Edison!

You want to take a walk with me on the wild side?

You're a wanted man now. Remember?

You know what, Kurt?

You're really messed up, man.

You want to know the real reason I couldn't kill you in my dream?

I ran out of bullets, baby!

Hey! You bastard...

Help!

Hey man! I give you a drink, OK?

Don't kill me please.

You bastard...

Go to hell, you bastard!

- The robot! - Jackpot!

How come some cops are so inefficient?

Forget it, we've found the robot now

You see. So danger.

We're home free

Really?

Madam Chung said if we can't find Edison

- ...they're going to blame us - No...

Madam Chung said if we can't find the robot

...then they're going to blame us.

I don't think so.

What the hell?

Team B, target is located

Report location.

Target at the centre of the warehouse, over.

Watch out!

Oh shit!

Where did your people get to?

I don't know

They never called in.

Oh, no? Should we take a body count while we wait?

It's the second bloodbath they've caused.

I want some answers here.

If it wasn't for them, we'd never have found that place.

So what?

How do we know they weren't just setting us up?

Whoever is setting this place up

OK, is based in the States

It's obvious they were just using Edison to get to RS1.

- Is it? - Yeah

Wow, really? Cos the only thing that's obvious to me...

is how far you'll bend the rules in order to avoid taking the rap.

OK, listen. I don't want to play the heavy,

but we're running out of options here.

If RS1 gets taken out of Hong Kong,

it's the Bureau that's going to take the heat.

I'm under just as much pressure as you are.

Half an hour ago

in a police anti-terrorist operation

five people were killed and ten were seriously wounded.

Most of the injured were badly burnt

and are in intensive care...

Great, five cops got killed!

It must be a new record.

The whole city must be on the alert!

Let's hear it for the terrorists!

Shut up!

- Hey, what's your problem? - We're police officers!

I overheard them talking about closing the deal tonight

...They're shipping the robot overseas

Why don't you trust me?

You used to be so brave

What happened?

Now I think we have to play by the rules.

Driver, can't you speed up?

Sir, I'm at 70 kph already. Look!

And you just said we must play by the rules.

Did you really used to be so brave?

How brave were you, eh?

If you used to be brave, does that mean you're chicken now?

My friends used to call me `Braveheart'

I was quite brave too.

I wonder who is more brave now? You or me?

Say something, sir, if you're so brave.

Hey, any problem?

You really want to file a police report? lf so, I'll help you fill it out.

What good will that do?

Innocent people never go inside a police station.

You bastards have messed with me enough.

Go catch some real thieves for once.

You're good for nothing!

You deserve to be blown up!

You cops deserve to die!

I'd be happy if the three of you got blown up, too!

You jerks!

You cops can't do shit...

...except dick me around...

You're all useless!

Just wait! I'll have the last laugh!

Madam, Match and Alien brought Edison back

OK, thanks.

They're here.

Madam, they're coming up now.

How come being a hero feels so lousy this time?

You're off the hook now, right?

I feel very down, man.

Match, together, we can do this

...unless you're afraid.

Sir, they're not here. Nothing.

Oh, really.

Find them!

Go and find them

I'm gambling on you now

I can still turn you in if this doesn't work

What are you up to?

He said he'd been hypnotized by a computer

and they programmed RS1's activation code into his mind

Now we can search his memory...

...to find the code we need to activate the robot

Match wants us to hypnotize him again, to help him recall the code

What if we do get the code?

Then I can locate the robot

For real?

Didn't you say it was time for you to go?

Yeah

Forget about it.

Recall programme starting

What you'll see now is what happened when you were hypnotized that day

Start

Bingo, we've found it!

Input the code into the laptop for me

No problem

We'll soon be able to find the robot now

Stay cool. We'll be there in an hour.

Goddamn it!

Thanks

You! Don't try me! Kung Fu!

Kidding!

We've found the robot.

If we don't hurry, it's going to be too late.

Look.

If you're gonna arrest us, arrest now.

Otherwise, move aside and get this goddamn thing over and done with!

Jane, one last chance.

Right, one last chance to die.

Get down!

The computer shows they're in the container pier ahead

Stop!

Where are you going?

You go, I'll get backup

What's up?

How come the robot's on?

Shit!

Looks like someone used a remote programme to activate the robot.

It's time to call the man.

Cops are on the way. We got to move.

Alright, just make it fast!

He's cut the power. He must know we're on to him.

The robot's here. I need backup.

You got it.

I'm on my way, and, Jane, be careful.

Mr. Achmed. Welcome.

Cut the bullshit.

Show me your precious robot soldier.

You're still here?

Get up

I need your Tung Fung to defeat RS1

What?

To fight with RS1

Fight...

God damn it!

I don't even have a hotel room now, and you dare ask me...

What time is it now, comrade?

Sorry

If you don't help, Hong Kong is finished

Then kiss it good-bye, for God's sake

Look, our robot...

...was designed to keep the peace

It's not for fighting

Wake up!

Get up!

It is perfect, my Master.

Good.

Hey, my favorite double agent.

I thank you. My country thanks you.

Your prize is worth four hundred million.

I always told people that you're the best,

and now it's time to prove it.

All my genius, my anger, I put into you, my iron brother.

And soon, the whole world is gonna know your name,

and fear you.

There. The 400 million is just moments away.

Easy money, eh?

Easy money.

FBI!

Police! Freeze!

No...nobody moves.

Show me your hands! Your hands!

Hey! Let's make a deal

Deal?

No deal

Get ready for some serious jail time, guys

That hurts, man

You know the rules of the game

You gotta tag me to win

Come on, right here.

You broke the rules and you've played yourself out.

You're just lucky.

I'd never shoot a friend.

FBI! Everybody stay calm!

- Everybody stay where you are! - Don't move!

Very good job, Jane

Hey. Good timing

I never thought I'd actually be happy to see you

Sir, where's the rest of our team?

What about the local police?

They're on their way...

...to a different location

What?

He means they're not coming.

Hands up!

I told you I had it covered

Cover us earlier next time.

You bastard!

I can't believe it was you

That was the whole idea!

I'll deal with you punks later, Mr. Achmed

Let's get down to business

Whatever you say, brother!

Our deal is done

It's a pleasure doing business with you!

Hey, Ross. It's over.

Drop your weapons!

Hey, partner. How'd you find me?

I put tracking devices in the police cars.

Little trick I learned from you.

Seems you've learned a little too well.

Why'd you do it, Ross?

How much money soaks up this much blood?

More money than even you could turn down!

I'm set for life!

Can't spend what you can't keep, partner.

We'll see about that!

Police! Freeze!

Put your hands up on your head! Slowly!

You're one smart guy,

a little too smart to leave alive.

I think he's dead.

The robot!

Stay back! Tell HQ to send back-up.

Fire!

Are you blind or something?

Move! Get out the way!

Try to stop this now!

I told you, you were the best, my brother

Hey, you guys, it's not a test anymore

It's what I call graffiti time

Come on, let's go!

Look what we have here:

A Robot Rumble!

You're a real capitalist running dog!

Even though we haven't got the consent of the Party

...I've decided to smash you to bits

Stay right where you are

Don't move!

It took you this long to get back-up?

This is no time to scold me

We're in big trouble right now

and you brought us this trash can?

Stop calling my son a trash can!

You can rely on him to save the day

On him?

Right, D1010 went mad last time...

...because he was infected with a computer virus

If we manage to infect RS1 with the same virus

...the bastard will be finished

Son, show your stuff!

Run

Where are you going?

Comrade...

Just pretend we've lost Tung Fung

We don't know anything!

Our boss said no!

We've got to leave now...

Do or die.

Baby, I'm so proud of you.

I worship you like god.

People can't you see?

This is the best creation in the world.

And you know what?

I'm gonna kill you all today!

Cos I want the world to know I'm a genius.

We're invincible!

Great! My kid did it!

The virus has infected RS1

It should blow up soon

Blow up?

Right, there's gonna be a massive explosion

What do you mean?

We'd better get out of here fast

You're under arrest!

Attack!

Go to hell!

Go ahead! Crush my balls! I don't need them...

Do something!

You're so vicious! You're flattening my dick!

Get him off me!

- Are you alright? - Don't touch it!

Tie it up!

Quick!

OK?

Quick!

Quick! Go!

Quick!

Hold on!

Quick!

It's breaking!...

Its breaking!

It's snapped!

Hold on!

My arms are breaking! Hurry!

Quick!

Finally, we're gonna get the credit

Damn right.

That's for sure

What did Wah just say about RS1?

He said it would explode

That's bullshit!

Can I get some subtitles over here?

Big mouth

Blow water, you know?

Let's go, man.

What's that noise?

Noise?

Noise?

Damn it! I'm wet through

What?

Hey, are you OK?

You still have to come with me

You're arresting us?

You'd be dead if I hadn't saved you

Hey, aren't we buddies now?

Your Chief Executive has ordered...

...that you have to come with me

They screwed us again

You bastard!

Wait...

Didn't we clear this shit up already?

Not quite everything

What?

Where's the best bar in Hong Kong?

Where's the best bar?

Bar City!

Yeah, right!

Yeah, man!

Hurry up!

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