All language subtitles for Adventures of Superman - 04x08 - The Wedding of Superman

NARRATOR:
The Adventures of Superman.

[���]

Faster than a speeding bullet.

More powerful
than a locomotive.

Able to leap tall buildings
at a single bound.

MAN 1: Look! Up in the sky!
MAN 2: It's a bird!

WOMAN: It's a plane!
MAN 3: It's Superman!

NARRATOR:
Yes, it's Superman,

strange visitor
from another planet

who came to Earth
with powers and abilities

far beyond those of mortal men.

Superman, who can change
the course of mighty rivers,

bend steel in his bare hands,

and who,
disguised as Clark Kent,

mild-mannered reporter for
a great metropolitan newspaper,

fights a never-ending battle

for truth, justice
and the American way.

[���]

I'm Lois Lane.

I'm a reporter on
the Metropolis Daily Planet.

And this is my own story.

To me it's
a pretty important story.

But certain men don't
always agree with me.

For instance...

[DOOR SHUTS]

Well, Miss Lane,

don't you knock
before opening doors?

Please, chief,
I simply have to see you.

Well, you can
see me later.

I have a very important business
conference scheduled here.

Uh, didn't Superman promise
to be here at 2:00 sharp?

Yes. And it's exactly
two minutes of.

Mine must be
running fast.

I'll have it
looked into.

Lois, I told you
you could see me later.

I'm not taking
any chances

on your getting away
without my seeing you.

I'll wait.

[���]

Very well.

Probably if you just
sit there quietly,

you can take notes
on the conference.

Uh, you know Inspector
Henderson, of course.

Oh, yes,
of course.

We're old friends.
And good ones, I hope.

And Mr. Farraday,
the public defender?

How do you do,
Miss Lane?

Mr. Farraday.

[WIND BLOWING]

Superman.

Good afternoon,
gentlemen.

I understand you wish to see me
about something very important.

Most important.

We're talking about forming
a citizens' committee.

When there's a series
of bank robberies,

and not a single person
arrested--

Now, wait a minute,
Mr. White.

I've got a dozen
of those thugs

locked up
already.

Mr. Farraday,

I believe you represent
most of these people in court.

As public defender,
that's my job, Superman.

But I don't like crime
any better than you do.

Of course not.

Farraday's helping
the authorities.

But Inspector Henderson here
keeps missing my point.

We all know that these robberies

are planned and synchronized

by one person
or a group of persons.

And that's who I want to see
locked up.

Yeah, the man behind
all this. I know.

No, sir,
you don't know.

Neither do I, and
neither does anybody else.

That's just the trouble.
Who is it?

Excuse me,
Mr. Farraday,

but, uh, about these thugs
already locked up.

Don't any of them know
who they work for?

Well, uh, ethically,
I shouldn't answer that.

But since
the answer is no,

it doesn't make
any difference.

They haven't the slightest idea
who the big man is.

And neither
have I.

Neither have I.

Well, I admit,
I'd like to know myself.

So gentlemen, I can assure you
of my full help and cooperation.

Good, now we'll
get somewhere.

Thank you
very much, Superman.

A pleasure to be
of service.

I knew you'd
help us.

And I'm gonna
have Clark Kent

work right along
with you.

Yes, I may
find him useful.

You know,
I tried to have

Kent here at
this meeting today,

but he claimed he had
an important engagement

with some men.

What he's
possibly doing is

wasting a lot
of time

talking to a lot of
important loafers.

Well, now, I wouldn't
exactly say that, Mr. White.

Well, I'll get him
on the ball.

Henderson, I'm
going downtown

with you to see
the mayor.

Thanks again,
Superman.

Again, my pleasure,
sir.

Chief. Chief, I've got
to see you before you go.

Lois, I'm very busy
right now.

But I've been
trying to

catch you
all day.

Chief,
I need help.

Now, now,
listen--

It's more work
than I can do.

I just can't handle
it all alone.

Well, the letters
are getting

deeper and deeper
on my desk.

What seems to be
the trouble?

Perhaps I could be
of assistance.

If there's anything you need
from the police department...

Is there anything
I can do, Miss Lane?

Oh, thank you
all so much.

It's very important,
this work I'm doing.

We receive nearly
1000 letters a day,

and I have to
answer each one.

What's this? Complaints
about the crime situation?

The love situation.

[ALL CHUCKLE]

Well, you see,

the regular Woman's Page editor
is on vacation and

the chief made me take over her
"Advice to the Lovelorn" column.

[ALL CHUCKLE]

Well, it's really nothing
to laugh about.

It's very important work.

Oh, I'm sure it is.
And I'm sure

you're well-qualified
in the field, Miss Lane.

Thank you, Mr. Farraday.

Although, I'm afraid
I haven't been

very successful so far,
personally, but--

Oh, Superman,
if you'd just

help me
for a few minutes.

Why, that's all
it would take

for you to read those
thousands of letters.

People just don't
realize

how many girls are
carrying torches,

and how many girls
wanna get married,

but the men don't pay
any attention.

Or just listen to this
letter from, uh--

Signed
"Sometimes Mabel."

I'm awfully sorry,
Miss Lane, but...

some other time perhaps.

But Superman, aren't you
even interested in love?

Now, Miss Lane.
Really.

I think I'd better
be going.

I'll see you later,
gentlemen.

Oh, Superman.

Now, Lois, just
what is the idea

of breaking in here
like this?

I'm sorry, chief.
I'm all upset, I guess.

You have no idea how
it makes a girl feel,

reading all these
letters.

Well, the idea
of asking

Superman to
waste his time

with a thing like that
is ridiculous.

I'm sorry, chief.

All right,
I'll have someone

help you later
in the week.

Thank you.

But just remember,
this is a newspaper,

not a lonely heart's
column.

Excuse me.

[SNIFFS]

[SIGHS]

I wonder why
she never got married.

Search me.

Attractive girl too.
Yes.

The latest supply
of broken hearts.

Men wouldn't know
what it's like.

Hey, Jimmy, where did
the flower come from?

I don't know.

The cleaning woman
left it for you, I guess.

Oh.

[���]

Is this the Hearts and
Flowers Department?

Yes, it is.

And if you were
a real friend,

you'd help me answer
some of this mail.

Oh, I'm sorry, Lois,
but I promised the chief

to help Superman
with a crime thing.

I should be down
at headquarters right now.

Crime. I suppose
you couldn't

stand to read
a love letter.

Well, it is a little
out of my line.

Clark, do you know
this is springtime?

Does spring mean
anything to you?

Well...baseball.

[SIGHS]
I thought so.

Do you think spring means
anything to Superman?

I doubt if Superman has any time
for baseball right now.

Oh, you...

Boy, will you be
sick of love

when you get through
reading these.

Just wait till you
fall in love someday.

I can wait.

Never mind.

Put these letters
all back in the sack,

and take them
down to my car.

I'm going to read
every single one

if I have to sit up
all night to do it.

LOIS:
But how could tomorrow ever be
the day I dreamed of?

And how could I give advice
on how to get a man?

I worked later and later
and later.

And the more letters I read,

the more I thought about
it being spring.

And where was the man
of my dreams?

[DOORBELL BUZZES]

[DOORBELL BUZZING]

[MOANS]

[WHISPERS]
Oh.

"Sorry I've been so busy
with the current crime wave.

"But as soon as it is solved,

"I'll deliver my flowers
in person.

"And as soon as we have time
for a date,

"there's a question
I want to ask you.

"Please be patient.

Superman."

Some morning mail,
Miss Lane.

Wow!
Look at you.

Thanks, Jimmy.

Get all this stuff
off my desk.

Huh?

You heard me.
Oh, Clark.

Good morning.

Say, Clark, I wanna
get a rundown

on that crime situation.

I'm gonna get it solved,
if I have to do it myself.

And I'm gonna solve it
in a hurry too.

Just beautiful.

What?

Oh, I-I'm sorry, Lois.
I didn't hear what you said.

Can't you even
pay attention to me?

That's just what
I was doing.

And you look very pretty
this morning.

[RINGS]

Lois Lane speaking.

Lois, I have a couple of passes
to the ball game,

and I thought
maybe this afternoon--

Shh. Shh,
shh, shh.

What? I'm sorry,
I can't hear you.

I said, my name is
"Sometimes Mabel."

I-I mean, that's how I've been
signing my letters to you,

on account of
sometimes he loves me,

and sometimes he doesn't.

Oh, the-- The "Lovelorn"
letters, yes.

Um, sorry. I'm very busy
with something else right now.

Oh, you give me
such sweet advice, honey.

I can't ever thank you enough.

I mean, it's not your fault
he keeps on being a heel, is it?

Please, can't
you wait?

What?
Oh, oh, no.

No, I can't wait.

It's the hour of decision,
and here I am at--

At Poole's jewelry store.

You know why?

Because if I didn't
return his ring,

his thugs would rub me out.

So back it goes
for the seventh time.

The big crook,
I hate him.

Hate who?

What are you--
What?

Why, of course
I'd appreciate a tip.

Um, Clark, shut the door
on your way out.

You too, Jimmy.

Oh, well,
sure, Lois.

Now go on, Mabel.

You wanted to tell me
about this man of yours.

Well, he's the man behind
the crime situation,

that's what.

What's his name?

Who?

Oh, no.

Now, stay right there, Mabel.

I wanna come down,
get the story.

And when he's locked up,
I'll testify plenty.

I'll show him he can't make me
give my rings back.

[MUFFLED SCREAMING]

Find the phone
all right, miss?

Here, what are you
doing?

[DOOR CLOSES]

Hello?

Hm.

Oh, Jimmy, tell the chief
to hold the front page.

I just got the answer
he's been looking for.

What?

You heard me.
And tell him

this is one story
I'm gonna phone in.

Because after that,

I'm gonna get dressed
for a date with Superman.

Does she make
sense to you?

I think I'd better
follow her, Jimmy.

Put them
in the car.

And tell Hank
if he loses them,

he'd better lose
himself too.

All right,
you two,

let's get
moving.

But--

Hello?

Hello?

Mabel?

Superman!

Excuse me, Miss Lane.

Superman.

I hope the flowers are
the right color, Miss Lane.

Oh, I love them.

Did you find the carnation
I left on your desk?

Was that
from you too?

Superman, why haven't
you told me

these things
before?

Well, I've wanted to
for years, Miss Lane,

but I've always
been so busy.

Yes, I know.

Shouldn't you be
finding out

who's responsible
for the dynamite?

Well, they're only
hired thugs.

Why bother about them?

Um, I wish you'd call me
Lois sometime.

May I call you Lois now?

What did you say?

[BRAKES SCREECHING]

I said, may I--
Excuse me.

[AUTOMATIC GUNFIRE]

What was that?

Oh, just the usual
hired thugs

in the usual
powerful black sedan.

But never mind about them.
I'll get them later.

Are you all right?
I'm all right.

Um, in your note
in the flowers,

you said there was something
you wanted to ask me?

Yes, there was.

What's going on here?

I was cruising by in my car,
and I heard all the shooting.

It's quite all right,
inspector.

Miss Lane is unharmed.

Well, I'm certainly
glad to hear that.

Inspector, uh,

could you
manage to keep

the crowd of
curiosity-seekers out of here?

Well, I've already told
my officers to do that.

Would you mind helping them
personally, inspector?

Well, I...

You see, we'd
like to be alone

for a little while.

Oh.

Oh, I--
I see.

Now, what was it
you were going to ask me?

[DOOR CLOSES]

I'm not very good
with words,

Miss Lane.

Lois.

Lois. But--

Excuse me.

This will probably be
a little expensive,

but it's worth it.

What are you doing?

Squeezing the little diamonds
into one big one.

See?
Oh.

Now, what I wanted
to ask you was...

will you marry me?

Great Caesar's ghost.

Phone the governor,
declare a holiday.

What a story.

Oh, it's really
not much, chief.

I guess I always knew it would
happen sooner or later.

Well, Lois, if I were
25 years younger, well...

There, I am.

Thank you,
chief.

Oh, aren't you gonna
wish me luck, inspector?

No.

Why, you--

Oh, I'm sorry, I--
I didn't mean that.

It's just that, well...

of course,
if anyone's to get you,

I'm-- I'm glad it's
to be Superman.

But it's just that I--

I hate to see you go
out of circulation.

Why, you sweet thing.

Jeepers,
Miss Lane, I, uh--

I think you're
pretty nice too.

Now, Jimmy.

Besides, this means
I won't

get much help
from Superman.

I'll bet he's off
on a cloud somewhere.

And,
unfortunately,

I still have
a master crook to catch.

Oh, blast
the crooks.

We've got a wedding
to think about.

Well, I have a lot of
things to do,

so, if you'll
excuse me.

Hello, Lois.

My. You're looking prettier
than ever today.

Thank you.

Um, Clark,
I wanna be

the first to
tell you something.

Oh. The chief
give you a raise?

Mm-mm.

Superman and I
are gonna be married.

Yes, I know.

Well, how do you know?
Well, I just--

Never mind, Lois.

But I want you to know

I'm just as happy about it
as Superman is.

Thank you.

Anyway, there's
something else.

I told Superman
that if he didn't mind,

I'd like to pick out
the best man for the wedding.

Yes, I'm sure he assumed
you'd pick the chief.

Oh, no.
The chief's giving me away.

Oh. I never
thought of that.

So, Clark...

would you be
best man?

Me? Be best--

You mean, stand up beside
Superman at the wedding?

Well, sure. That's
what a best--

No, Lois,
I-I-I--

I can't do that.
What?

I can't be best man!
Uh--

Look, Lois,
I'm terribly sorry,

you'll have to get
somebody else.

I just can't manage it.

But Clark!
[STAMMERS]

Gotta go.
I'll see you later!

That dame
he's gonna marry

knows who you are,
Mr. Farraday.

You know what's
gonna happen?

MAN:
The minute
that wedding's over,

and she gets down
out of them clouds,

she'll remember.

She'll say,
"Superman, darling,

"I know who the big boss
behind this crime situation is.

Arrest Mr. Farraday."

[LAUGHS]

Don't be stupid.

Miss Lane is not
going to marry Superman.

Huh?

She's going to marry me.

And a wife can't be forced
to testify against her husband.

[CHUCKLES]
Pretty smart, boss.
Pretty smart.

Mm, that's lovely.

Superman will be by for me,
and I'm sure he'll like it.

Oh, you lucky,
lucky girl.

I'll be back
in a minute.

All right.

LOIS:
Yes?

Excuse me.

I'm the color
consultant here.

This is so important,
I just must interfere.

Well, what's wrong?

Hm. A spray of color
you need.

Sprig of blossom.

Here.

[SNAPS]

Edelweiss.

What?

Only edelweiss can
complement

the exact shade
of your hair.

Now, you tell Superman
to bring you edelweiss,

and you'll be radiant.

You lucky,
lucky girl.

Okay, I did it.

Only boss, what's this
edelweiss business?

Don't you understand?

I need Superman out of the way
for a few moments.

Edelweiss is a flower that
grows only in the Swiss Alps.

Well, then, he'll have to fly
all the way to Switzerland

to get it for her.

[CHUCKLES]
You're smart, boss.

We gotta find
a justice of the peace.

While Superman is gone,
I'm gonna marry her.

And what if Superman
doesn't like it?

Superman's a gentleman,
isn't he?

Once we're married,
he wouldn't dare claim

he still loved
a married woman.

[WIND BLOWING]

Hey, look, here he comes.

[���]

Isn't he here yet?

He still has
10 seconds.

Hello, darling.

Hello, dear.

Oh, this is Lorraine,
who does my hair.

Lorraine,
my fianc�, Superman.

How do you do,
Lorraine?

I hate to be
a demanding woman, darling,

but could you get me
some edelweiss?

You know
what it is?

Of course. It's
a little flower

that grows
in Switzerland.

I shan't be gone long.
Forgive me.

[���]

There he goes.

Let's get to
the justice of the peace.

Oh, my dear, Lois.

I'm so happy you've
consented to be my bride.

Me?
Your bride?

Yes, my dear.
And this nice gentleman

will perform
the ceremony.

You must be crazy.
I have no--

Now, uh, shall we get on
with the ceremony?

Mr. Farraday,
you're

supposed to be
the public defender.

Now, my dear, time enough
for conversation later.

[WIND BLOWING]
Hear that, boss?

[���]

That's
Superman.

So soon?
Quick! Out of here!

Well...

this is most peculiar,
Miss Lane.

And I must say
I don't like

the looks of
your fianc�.

I don't like his looks either,
but he isn't my fianc�.

This is.

Here you are,
darling.
My word.

Am I to have the pleasure
of performing the ceremony?

Yes, you are,
sir.

Do you know where the Daily
Planet building is?
Yes.

Can you be in Mr. White's
office a little before 7?

I'll be there.
Thank you, sir.

And at 7:00,

you and I will be
man and wife.

I don't know.

What's the matter,
darling?

Well, it's Clark.

I keep thinking
about him.

As a matter of fact,
so do I.

No. I mean, what if
after we're married,

I discover it's Clark
I really love?

Well, now,
that could happen.

What am I gonna do?

Lois, you're never gonna
worry about that again.

I'm gonna tell you
a secret, and

it's gonna have to remain
our secret forever.

But Clark Kent and I are
one and the same person.

You?

Both?

Oh, Clark--
Or Superman--

I mean, darling.
[LAUGHS]

Now there's nothing
that can stand in our way.

Hmm. Isn't it
a lovely wedding cake?

Yeah, but I don't
want no part of it.

Neither Miss Lane
nor any of her friends

will live
to eat it.

Which means that
Miss Lane will

never testify
against me.

But what if Superman looks at it
with those x-ray eyes of his?

He'll see that time bomb
inside of it.
Hm-hm.

I've taken the precaution
of covering the bomb

with lead foil.

Everybody knows that x-rays
cannot pierce lead.

Smart. Smart.

Tell you what.
It's set for 7:00.

Get it over there and
say it's from a friend.

I'm only sorry
that sorehead, Kent,

didn't have the decency
to show up.

Oh, we don't
really mind, chief.

Shall we begin?

Yes, let's.

[TICKING]

Dearly beloved,

we are gathered together
in the presence of this company

to join this man and
this woman in matrimony,

which is instituted--

[ALARM RINGING]

I, Lois Lane...

take thee...

[TURNS OFF ALARM]

Where am I?

What are all these letters
doing in my bed?

[DOORBELL BUZZING]

Lois, I'm sorry
to come by so early.

But we want you
to go with us

and cover this story
from a woman's angle.

What? Who?

The arrest,
the bank robber ring.

Yes, I remember.
Mr. Farraday.

You're a criminal.
Huh?

You're going
to prison.

Mabel told me.

Oh, now,
don't be silly.

But you haven't
heard.

Last night, Superman
rounded up the real men

behind all the crime
in Metropolis.

A bunch you never
heard of.

But he was with me.

I don't understand.

Oh, you've been
working too hard.

Now, you hurry.
We'll wait for you.

Oh, chief,
I'm sorry I'm late.

Oh, Superman,
darling.

Lois, be careful.
My glasses.

Lois, what's
the matter with you?

Wake up.

Wake up?

Clark...you and I--

I mean, isn't any
of it true?

Hmm?

A-aren't you even
Superman?

Lois, do you
feel all right?

No. Of course not.

I'll be ready
in a moment.

Hey, Miss Lane.

A messenger boy
just brought these flowers

to the office for you.

So I-- I thought I'd
bring them by to you.

Give them
to someone else.

Take them to a hospital.
Anything.

Don't give them
to me.

You mean, you--

You don't
want 'em?

Why on earth not?

I just couldn't stand

to know who sent them.

[���]

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