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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,914 --> 00:00:42,041 ASTRONAUT ON RADIO: It's a great honor and privilege for us to be here 2 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:45,878 representing not only the United States, 3 00:00:46,255 --> 00:00:49,340 but men of peace of all nations. 4 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,729 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 5 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:14,615 Hey, Mike, pass it! I'm open! 6 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:16,242 Over here, buddy! 7 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:17,910 No way, butterfingers! 8 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,250 Hey! Did you see that? 9 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:25,569 She looked at me! 10 00:01:25,669 --> 00:01:26,669 (GROANS) 11 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:28,379 Could you guys focus? 12 00:01:28,547 --> 00:01:29,740 You're so basic! 13 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:30,840 (GASPS) 14 00:01:37,222 --> 00:01:38,222 (SIGHS) 15 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:40,725 Wake up, Amy! We have to get the flag back! 16 00:01:40,893 --> 00:01:42,518 Okay. I'll stop her! 17 00:01:43,479 --> 00:01:44,979 Marty, help her! 18 00:01:45,147 --> 00:01:48,608 No problem! Time to unleash Martyspeed! 19 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:50,193 Is that a lawnmower? 20 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:52,054 - It was. Now it's just... - (MOTOR STARTING) 21 00:01:52,154 --> 00:01:54,181 ...freaking awesome! 22 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:56,157 (MARTY WHOOPING) 23 00:01:56,325 --> 00:01:57,909 Wrong way, dude! 24 00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:04,874 (AMY GRUNTS) 25 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:07,335 Well done, Amy! 26 00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:20,181 Hey, Amy! Here! (GROANS) 27 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:21,599 I'm open! Over here! 28 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,395 Amy! It's me, Marty! 29 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:28,523 Okay. (GROANS) 30 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:30,942 (GROANING) 31 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:35,696 Yes! Yes, I got the flag! 32 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:36,864 Watch out, Marty! 33 00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:38,574 (SCREAMING) 34 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:40,326 MARTY: Whoa! 35 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:48,584 What's up, Goldwing? Ready to lose again? 36 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:49,961 Not this time. 37 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:52,839 Awesome! Now get it to home base! 38 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:57,760 I'll cut through the pier! 39 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:01,681 Yes! The Moneyball maneuver! Do it! Do it! 40 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:04,767 What? Don't listen to the redhead! It's too dangerous! 41 00:03:05,102 --> 00:03:07,270 Moneyball, here I go. 42 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,945 He's gonna make it! He's totally gonna make it! 43 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:19,574 (GROANS) 44 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:20,741 Oh! 45 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:22,118 No, he didn't make it. 46 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:37,800 That was intense! 47 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:39,286 If you would have pulled off the Moneyball, 48 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:41,304 I would have headlined it in the school blog. 49 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:43,097 Front page. Guaranteed. 50 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:47,602 If he nails the Moneyball, even Super Blondie might actually notice he exists. 51 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:49,395 We were right there. 52 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:50,980 That's the problem, dude! 53 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:53,983 We're always right there, when we should be over there. 54 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:55,985 Bye, losers! 55 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:58,946 What does that preening fart have that I don't? 56 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:00,557 You mean besides good looks, muscles 57 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:02,992 and three surfing championships under his belt? 58 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,827 Ha, she got you there, buddy. 59 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:06,230 Ha-ha. Bite me. 60 00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:07,788 (ALL LAUGHING) 61 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:11,083 (GULPING) 62 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:13,502 (INAUDIBLE) 63 00:04:14,504 --> 00:04:15,922 (PANTING) 64 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:22,845 Hey, Igor! What's up, dude? 65 00:04:23,013 --> 00:04:25,181 Did you miss me, my little Godzilla? 66 00:04:25,349 --> 00:04:27,417 Check out the new and improved MartyGlasses. 67 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:28,517 Pretty cool, huh? 68 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:36,317 No doubt he was dying to see you. 69 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:39,403 Yeah, Igor can't stand to be more than two feet away from me. 70 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:43,491 (GASPS) MartyChute! MartyChute! 71 00:04:43,659 --> 00:04:44,867 SAMANTHA: Mike! 72 00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:49,538 Later, guys. It's my dad's birthday dinner tonight. 73 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:52,208 And my mom wants my grandpa to come, too. (SIGHS) 74 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:54,210 Come on, Mike. He's your granddad. 75 00:04:54,378 --> 00:04:57,155 Oh, you've obviously never met that grumpy old fart. 76 00:04:57,255 --> 00:04:59,674 (GROANS) I mean, good luck. 77 00:05:00,092 --> 00:05:01,884 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 78 00:05:29,705 --> 00:05:31,205 New mission delayed till 2022. 79 00:05:31,373 --> 00:05:35,126 I've been training and trying on spacesuits like a fashion model for nothing. 80 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:39,422 Well, it's your birthday, so at least let's enjoy the rest of the day. 81 00:05:40,382 --> 00:05:43,259 So, how was the beach today, buddy? You catch the flag? 82 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:46,429 I wiped out. Again. 83 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:48,139 (SING-SONG) Mike can't surf! 84 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:49,432 Zip it, twerp! 85 00:05:56,815 --> 00:05:58,649 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 86 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:07,450 So you think Grandpa Frank will finally have dinner with us this time? 87 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:08,617 Not gonna happen. 88 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:13,956 Scott? 89 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:16,000 I'll wait for you in the car. 90 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:17,793 Sweetie... 91 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:19,587 (SIGHS) Total waste of time. 92 00:06:20,464 --> 00:06:23,466 It's clear where you got your stubborn streak from. 93 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:26,260 (CAR DOOR CLOSES) 94 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:30,181 Three, two, one... 95 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:31,807 (SCREAMING) 96 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:34,101 (ALL CHEERING) 97 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:35,352 Awesome! 98 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:36,854 Is that my grandpa? 99 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:39,857 I'm fine! I'm fine! 100 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:50,951 He's not coming. 101 00:06:51,119 --> 00:06:53,496 So we don't get cake? Not fair! 102 00:06:53,789 --> 00:06:55,732 Of course we'll get cake, princess. 103 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:56,832 (GASPS) 104 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:59,168 Yay! Cake! Cake! Yippee! 105 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:05,674 If Grandpa doesn't want to see us, why do you keep trying? 106 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:09,553 Because I promised Grandma Rose 107 00:07:09,721 --> 00:07:12,848 that I'd see to it your dad and granddad would make peace. 108 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:14,683 And we'd all be a family again. 109 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:19,146 But if he doesn't want to, why don't we just leave him alone? 110 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:22,399 Oh, Mike, don't ever forget this. 111 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:24,568 Grandpa is part of this family. 112 00:07:24,736 --> 00:07:27,530 And family is the most important thing there is. 113 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:32,201 So let's never give up trying. Okay? 114 00:07:43,547 --> 00:07:46,882 LEMMON: His grandfather revolutionized petroleum, his father was the driving force 115 00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:49,786 behind nuclear energy, and today Richard Carson III owns 116 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:52,513 the greatest energy empire in the world! 117 00:07:52,681 --> 00:07:53,665 That's right, ladies and gentlemen. 118 00:07:53,765 --> 00:07:56,668 Please, give a big welcome to Richard Carson! 119 00:07:56,768 --> 00:07:58,769 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 120 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:00,855 (UPBEAT COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING) 121 00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:18,982 Yeah! 122 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:20,958 (ALL CHEERING) 123 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:26,088 How can they put a joker like him on prime-time TV? 124 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:28,090 He sponsors the show, honey. 125 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:29,967 (AUDIENCE CLAPPING RHYTHMICALLY) 126 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:34,138 Looking good, ladies. Looking good! 127 00:08:34,306 --> 00:08:35,431 I love you, Carson! 128 00:08:35,599 --> 00:08:36,599 That's for you, sweetheart! 129 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:37,975 (WHOOPING) 130 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:39,211 (CLICKS TONGUE) Whoa... 131 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:40,728 AUDIENCE: Oh! 132 00:08:41,897 --> 00:08:43,314 Uh, Mr. Carson? 133 00:08:43,565 --> 00:08:45,425 - Yeah! Yeah! - (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 134 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:46,718 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 135 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:48,152 LEMMON: Uh, Mr. Carson? 136 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:51,989 Mr. Carson, you're going to make an important announcement today. 137 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:53,824 - Of course! - Whoa! 138 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:55,284 Let's cut to the chase. 139 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:57,953 Y'all know that 50% of the worldwide population 140 00:08:58,121 --> 00:09:00,789 thinks that man has never been on the Moon? 141 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:03,292 Oh, come on! Is this guy for real? 142 00:09:03,627 --> 00:09:06,503 Well, yeah, there are all kinds of conspiracy theories out there. 143 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:11,508 The Moon. My father's biggest dream. 144 00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:14,136 He offered most of his fortune to get there. 145 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:16,597 But NASA never allowed it. 146 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:19,642 My father, a man who had everything, 147 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:23,520 died unable to achieve his biggest dream. 148 00:09:23,647 --> 00:09:25,481 ALL: Aww! 149 00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:27,107 MAN: So unfair! 150 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:30,653 Well, I guess you need well-trained astronauts for a mission like that, right? 151 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:33,155 No! That's what they said! 152 00:09:33,949 --> 00:09:36,367 But today I'm going to show the truth. 153 00:09:36,534 --> 00:09:40,162 Today the whole world will know that the space race 154 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:43,832 was just a big lie! 155 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:52,675 ASTRONAUT ON RADIO: It's a great honor and privilege for us to be here, 156 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:54,677 representing not only the United... 157 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:56,720 (GROANING) 158 00:09:58,014 --> 00:09:59,014 Cut! 159 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:01,392 Get that bozo outta here! 160 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:04,520 Come on, untrained chimps could do a better job! 161 00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:05,688 I said "cut!" 162 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,107 - (CHEERING ON TV) - Ha, I knew it! 163 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:10,609 What? That footage was a fake! 164 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:13,180 Yeah, right! And how the heck would you know? 165 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,306 What did you say? 166 00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:16,532 Scott, honey. The kids! 167 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:20,703 Why doesn't NASA go back to the Moon and prove Carson's just a stupid liar? 168 00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:24,164 I wish we could, but we don't have the right rockets anymore. 169 00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:26,333 The space race finished years ago. 170 00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:30,087 Wow! Your father would be very impressed by your discovery. 171 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:31,755 Daddy. 172 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:33,090 He meant the world to me. 173 00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:37,720 When he passed on, I had his ashes melted into this diamond 174 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,888 so that he'd always be with me, 175 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:44,461 and I swore to do my darnedest to honor his memory. 176 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:45,561 (SOBBING) 177 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:47,563 ALL: Aww! 178 00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:49,398 MAN: So unfair! 179 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:52,568 But now it's time to end this farce. 180 00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:56,071 I, Richard Carson III, 181 00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:58,782 will be the first man to set foot 182 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:00,534 on the Moon! 183 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:03,454 (ALL CHEERING) 184 00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:18,161 Look, Daddy! He does have a rocket! 185 00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:19,261 Tess! 186 00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:24,141 Ha! That guy rocks! 187 00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:29,730 This is for you, Dad! 188 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:34,610 This is nonsense! How can people believe this farce? 189 00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:36,388 We've already received thousands of e-mails 190 00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:37,946 claiming the Moon landing was a hoax! 191 00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:39,782 Social media is going nuts over this! 192 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:42,060 Everybody's already calling it the Big Lie. 193 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:45,788 Madam President, we have to stop this fraud right now! 194 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:49,458 PRESIDENT: I was just a child when this happened, 195 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:52,795 but I remember very clearly how we landed on the Moon. 196 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:55,464 Mrs. President, we have an update from Secret Service. 197 00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:58,300 Carson wants to claim the Moon as his own before the United Nations. 198 00:11:58,468 --> 00:11:59,577 That's impossible! 199 00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:02,596 We planted the flag in the name of all mankind! 200 00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:06,126 Yes, but if he gets up there now and destroys the remains of all lunar missions, 201 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,685 including the Moon Flag, the whole world will believe 202 00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:10,479 he really is the first man on the Moon. 203 00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:14,316 Madam President, you just give me the order and Carson is dust. 204 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:15,818 Curb your impulses, Admiral. 205 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,569 I want Carson thoroughly vetted. 206 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:19,696 Meanwhile, we can't let him change history. 207 00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:22,199 We must do something. Now! 208 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:26,537 Pliers. 209 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:29,623 Screwdriver. 210 00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:33,377 Are you sure this will get us the flag? 211 00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:35,838 MARTY: I find your lack of faith disturbing. 212 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:37,881 The Marty Rocket is a blast! 213 00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:40,467 Every time you say that, disaster strikes. 214 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,553 Oh, chill out, Lois Lane. 215 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,664 And let the genius do his job. 216 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:45,832 (EXCLAIMS MOCKINGLY) 217 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:48,251 So how was dinner with your family? 218 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:50,352 Grandpa flaked, as usual. 219 00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:52,771 Bummer. What's his problem? 220 00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:54,189 I don't really know. 221 00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:57,401 All I know is that 222 00:12:57,569 --> 00:13:01,655 Grandpa Frank was supposed to be part of the last mission to the Moon. 223 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:07,161 But a few days before the launch, they dropped him. 224 00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:08,912 AMY: Why? 225 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,205 MIKE: He never said. 226 00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:13,208 He just cut himself off from everybody. 227 00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:16,545 Until one day, suddenly, he just left. 228 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,922 And my dad never got why. 229 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:22,384 Since that day, my dad and grandpa barely ever speak. 230 00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:26,221 My mom always tries to reunite them, but total stalemate. 231 00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:27,890 Look on the bright side. 232 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:30,058 I used to be as flat as a bar of chocolate. 233 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:31,518 Now I'm pure muffin. 234 00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:34,771 And all because my grandparents won't stop bringing me candy. 235 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:38,510 Whatever. It's the way it's always been with my family. 236 00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:39,610 Oops! 237 00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:40,903 Hold this! 238 00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:43,906 "Whatever"? Don't talk like that! 239 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:45,449 You don't know what you're missing. 240 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,910 I've got my grandparents, my nine brothers and sisters, 241 00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:51,121 my uncles and aunts, my cousins, my second cousins, my third cousins... 242 00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:53,457 Wow! Are you a family or a whole country? 243 00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,792 Oh, pipe down, you pumpkin head! 244 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,878 Seriously, don't give up. 245 00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,421 - You should do something. - (SCOFFS) 246 00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:01,590 You don't get it. There's nothing I can do. 247 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:04,593 Nothing? All you have to do is get them to talk. 248 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:07,137 Oh, sure. Piece of cake. 249 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:10,390 All right, then let's just drop it. Chicken. 250 00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:11,934 Hey! I am not a chicken! 251 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:14,811 You're not! You're a super turkey! (LAUGHS) 252 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,898 (GASPS) Igor! 253 00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:20,609 - See, genius? Disaster. - (METAL CLATTERING) 254 00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:21,985 - (HORN HONKING) - (TIRES SQUEALING) 255 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,111 JACK: Scott! 256 00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:25,489 Scott! Scott! 257 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,742 What's my dad doing here? 258 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,020 Scott! Scott! We're going back! 259 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,120 What? 260 00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:34,623 National priority. President's orders. 261 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,625 What are you talking about, Jack? 262 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:39,920 Sam! Scott! We're going back to the Moon! 263 00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,672 And you're gonna be the commander! 264 00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:47,803 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 265 00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:51,541 So here's the mission, get to the Moon before Carson destroys the flag 266 00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:53,308 we planted in '69. 267 00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,686 No flag, no proof we were there. 268 00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,646 Wow, the Moon! 269 00:14:57,814 --> 00:14:59,924 A Goldwing on the Moon! 270 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:01,024 Wait. 271 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,818 How the heck are we supposed to get there? 272 00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:05,445 Does the name Saturn V mean anything to you? 273 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:08,198 No way! That old piece of junk at the NASA museum? 274 00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:10,284 Bingo! They're repairing it. 275 00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:14,288 Saturn V, the biggest rocket mankind has ever built. 276 00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:17,165 Tuned up for the first time in 40 years. 277 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,667 We have to launch in a month. 278 00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,335 - (COUGHING) - A month? 279 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:24,172 Impossible! Nobody at NASA knows how to fly that old thing anymore. 280 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:26,508 They're bringing in some of the old astros to help. 281 00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,552 The Apollo vets are gonna train us. 282 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:33,348 Well, I know one grumpy old astro who won't show. 283 00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:35,058 You know your dad well. 284 00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,853 He's the only one who said no. 285 00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:40,689 (WHISPERING) Here's your chance, chicken. 286 00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:44,192 Come on, guys. We've got work to do. 287 00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:47,613 Our mission is to get this to my grandpa now. 288 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,824 Tomorrow the old astros will show up and he's got to be there. 289 00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:53,186 - MARTY: So why don't you call him? - MIKE: He never answers the phone. 290 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,270 MARTY: E-mail him? 291 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,412 MIKE: He doesn't have a computer. 292 00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:08,342 (PANTING) 293 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:25,468 Come on, guys! And remember, failure is not an option. 294 00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:26,636 (GRUNTS) 295 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,528 Why do I always follow you guys? 296 00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:31,531 I should be breaking news, not breaking and entering. 297 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:34,493 I'll set my command post here. Take the walkies. 298 00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,245 You go with them, Godzilla. 299 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,151 I never thought we'd have a second chance. 300 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:45,420 (CHUCKLES) At my age, every chance is a second chance. 301 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:48,423 Hey, cut the talk, sods. Let's refresh the basics. 302 00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:49,576 NASA needs us. 303 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:50,676 (WALKIE BEEPS) 304 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:51,828 (WHISPERING) Mayday, Marty. 305 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:54,221 Old fart alert. Activate Godzilla. 306 00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:56,181 - (BEEPING) - Godzilla activated. 307 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,600 Plug your phone into Igor. I'll be your eyes. 308 00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:02,896 If he wrecks my phone, that redhead meatball is gonna be roadkill. 309 00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:06,400 Go, Igor. 310 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,238 MARTY: All clear. 311 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:12,656 Go ahead. 312 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,355 Wait, wait, wait! Old guard coming out of the lobby! 313 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:20,455 (AMY GASPS) 314 00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:31,633 (GAME PLAYING ON PHONE) 315 00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,512 We need to do something here. 316 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:50,569 Great. 317 00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:55,933 Hey! 318 00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,159 Hey, Trent. 319 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,327 Are you playing with rockets again? 320 00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:01,913 Of course not. We would never... 321 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,421 MARTY: Now duck and go! 322 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,339 There's a woman on the front desk on your left. 323 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,388 (DOOR CLOSING) 324 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:23,769 Marty, fly Igor to the first floor! 325 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,145 MARTY: Roger that! 326 00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:33,779 (MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES) 327 00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:41,870 Mayday, Marty! A cleaning lady is on duty. 328 00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:44,790 You see, guys? You really do need the Martygenius. 329 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,374 Pipe down and do something! 330 00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,211 - (IGOR GROANS) - MARTY: Uh-oh. 331 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,505 Something's happened. I can't see anything! 332 00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:58,220 (SQUEALS) 333 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,556 I'm gonna squash that pumpkin head. 334 00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:05,018 Marty, take Igor out of here! 335 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:06,462 Guys, I can't see! 336 00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:07,896 (IGOR BANGING ON DOOR) 337 00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:10,565 We're gonna get caught. Take him out. Now! 338 00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,635 Okay. Failure is not an option. 339 00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:13,860 Marty Rocket on! 340 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,586 Hey! You can't be here! 341 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:34,673 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm trying to find my way out. 342 00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:37,217 Okay, come with me, missy. 343 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:45,660 (GASPS) 344 00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:49,122 - FRANK: Michael? - (GASPS) 345 00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:58,924 What are you doing here? 346 00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:15,398 (DOOR OPENING) 347 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,108 (FOOTSTEPS RETREATING) 348 00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:25,659 GAGS: Well, let me tell him. I think it's best. 349 00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,520 GIGS: I know how to handle him for bad news, Gags. 350 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:28,688 I'll tell him. 351 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,940 I must insist, Gigs. I'm number one. 352 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,207 It should be me. 353 00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:34,876 - (DRILLING) - Dumb piece of manure! 354 00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:37,420 These lunar drills are garbage, they're worthless! 355 00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:39,589 You're fired! Get out of my sight! 356 00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:41,132 (MAN SOBBING) 357 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:45,553 (BOTH GASPING) 358 00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:47,206 - (GRUNTS) - (OBJECT CLATTERS) 359 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,473 Excuse me, sir. 360 00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:51,627 I just want to thank you for making me a star on the big screen. 361 00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:54,437 Okay, okay, Jose. Now, go. 362 00:21:57,191 --> 00:21:58,441 What's going on? 363 00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:01,111 Gigs has something to tell you. 364 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:02,988 Well? 365 00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:07,826 NASA is going back to the Moon. 366 00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:11,162 - What? - (BOTH GASPING) 367 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,248 Why the heck is NASA going to the Moon now? 368 00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:16,793 Forty years with no mission and they have to send it right this second? 369 00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:19,254 Who's the moron who came up with that bright idea? 370 00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:23,008 (STAMMERING) It was a direct order from the President. 371 00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:25,077 Oh. 372 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,012 So the President wants to play. 373 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:30,098 We'll see if she dares to interfere with my business 374 00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:32,919 when I reach the Moon and get my toy. 375 00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:34,019 (BEEPING) 376 00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:38,382 ANNOUNCER: Carson Industries is proud to present the energy of the future. 377 00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:40,150 The ultimate replacement for oil. 378 00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:41,818 Extremely rare on Earth, 379 00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:44,904 but there's an infinite supply of it on the Moon. 380 00:22:47,658 --> 00:22:49,284 Helium-3. 381 00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:53,538 You mean you're not going there to honor your father's wish? 382 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:56,708 (LAUGHS) Daddy didn't give a rat's ass about the Moon! 383 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,043 As he always said, 384 00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:02,005 "Nothing's a hitch if it makes you filthy rich." 385 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:09,789 (CAMERAS CLICKING) 386 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:12,458 And we're standing in front of 40 years of history. 387 00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:15,185 This day will be remembered as a historic day. 388 00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:18,339 Hey, Mike! 389 00:23:18,439 --> 00:23:19,439 Hey, Joe! 390 00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:20,774 Visiting your dad? 391 00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:22,192 Yeah. Are the vets in? 392 00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:24,261 They are about to arrive. Come on in. 393 00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:25,361 Hey! 394 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,033 Oh, wow! 395 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:34,162 That is epic! 396 00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:37,290 Whoa! Let's take some pictures and post them on Facebook. 397 00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:39,084 Total chick magnet. 398 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,211 Hey, can you take a picture of me, Amy? 399 00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:44,672 Or is my awesomeness too vast to fit in the frame? 400 00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:46,007 (TYPING ON PHONE) 401 00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:48,968 Amy, can you stop tweeting for, like, five seconds? 402 00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:51,122 I'm not tweeting, I'm ignoring you. 403 00:23:51,222 --> 00:23:52,514 (VEHICLE APPROACHING) 404 00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:57,602 Hey, the old guys have arrived! 405 00:23:58,354 --> 00:24:01,590 ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, it's a great pleasure to announce the veterans 406 00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:03,733 - of the Apollo missions. - (CAMERAS CLICKING) 407 00:24:10,324 --> 00:24:12,033 (REPORTERS CLAMORING) 408 00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:22,001 Wow, I thought dinosaurs were extinct. 409 00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:24,212 He didn't come. 410 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:26,673 Scott, we're assigning trainers. 411 00:24:26,841 --> 00:24:28,383 You're gonna love yours. 412 00:24:28,551 --> 00:24:30,119 Surprise me. Is it Collins? 413 00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:32,345 (GASPS) Aldrin! Tell me it's Aldrin! 414 00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:40,937 Mike, look. 415 00:24:44,441 --> 00:24:45,441 (GASPS) 416 00:24:46,694 --> 00:24:47,944 Michael. 417 00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:52,031 Scott, let me introduce your trainer. 418 00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:55,034 Captain in reserve Frank Goldwing. 419 00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:01,249 What an honor. 420 00:25:02,084 --> 00:25:03,209 Yes! 421 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:05,920 REPORTER: Mr. Goldwing? 422 00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:07,448 Over here! 423 00:25:07,548 --> 00:25:08,673 (REPORTERS CLAMORING) 424 00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:09,924 (CAMERAS CLICKING) 425 00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:15,013 Yeah! 426 00:25:17,725 --> 00:25:21,102 CARSON: Ah, the Goldwings! I love family reunions. 427 00:25:21,270 --> 00:25:24,772 Congratulations, man! Right on the front page! 428 00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:26,509 But this could ruin the plan. 429 00:25:26,609 --> 00:25:27,817 What if they get to the Moon first? 430 00:25:27,985 --> 00:25:29,360 Impossible! 431 00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:32,530 I don't care if you have to cheat, lie, steal... 432 00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:33,781 Did I mention "cheat"? 433 00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:37,285 Just make sure those Goldwings fail. 434 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:43,750 SCOTT: Okay. Test flight positive. 435 00:25:43,918 --> 00:25:46,586 Starting lunar landing simulation sequence. 436 00:25:46,754 --> 00:25:48,280 FRANK: Careful. It's a difficult maneuver. 437 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:49,365 SCOTT: Copy that. 438 00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:52,467 FRANK: "Captain. " You say, "Copy that, Captain." 439 00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:55,011 Copy that, Captain. 440 00:25:59,683 --> 00:26:01,935 Whoa, man! Look at that! 441 00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:04,312 How did you get in? 442 00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:06,231 Dad got these for us. 443 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,425 We'll talk later. Stay here. 444 00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:10,068 The commander is about to land. 445 00:26:17,534 --> 00:26:18,534 Dad! 446 00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:24,290 Dad, could you give us a ride? 447 00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:25,500 FRANK: Negative. 448 00:26:25,668 --> 00:26:26,876 This is not a toy. 449 00:26:27,044 --> 00:26:30,046 Oh, come on. It's okay, kids. I'm in command here. 450 00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:32,715 Commander, you're breaking the rules. 451 00:26:33,050 --> 00:26:34,201 (ALL WHINING) 452 00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:35,927 Come on, Grandpa, please! 453 00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:39,305 Captain, do you remember when you gave me a ride on this thing? 454 00:26:39,473 --> 00:26:41,766 It's one of my best memories. 455 00:27:23,726 --> 00:27:24,726 (GROWLS) 456 00:27:36,530 --> 00:27:38,114 (BEEPS) 457 00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:41,993 (ALARM BEEPING) 458 00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:47,457 Captain, we're out of fuel. 459 00:27:47,624 --> 00:27:48,692 - (ALL GASPING) - That's not possible. 460 00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:49,876 I checked it myself. 461 00:27:50,044 --> 00:27:51,544 Are you sure? 462 00:27:51,712 --> 00:27:54,088 Of course I am! Abort the mission! Jump! 463 00:27:54,256 --> 00:27:55,798 No. I can land it. 464 00:27:55,966 --> 00:27:57,967 No, you can't. Not at that speed. 465 00:27:58,135 --> 00:28:00,136 - It's safer to land. Hold on! - (ALL GASPING) 466 00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:03,097 (CHILDREN YELPING) 467 00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:07,435 Come on, come on! 468 00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:10,355 - Scott, eject! - (GRUNTING) 469 00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:12,440 Eject! 470 00:28:12,608 --> 00:28:13,926 Eject! 471 00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:15,026 (ALL SCREAMING) 472 00:28:18,489 --> 00:28:19,489 (GASPS) 473 00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:24,186 I'm gonna die without kissing a girl! 474 00:28:24,286 --> 00:28:26,397 I'm gonna die without kissing a girl! 475 00:28:26,497 --> 00:28:28,456 Well, don't look at me, chicken. 476 00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:30,792 (PANTING) 477 00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:33,294 (SCOTT GROANING) 478 00:28:34,797 --> 00:28:36,172 - You guys all right? - (MIKE GROANS) 479 00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:37,924 Yes, Dad. 480 00:28:39,176 --> 00:28:40,176 Igor? 481 00:28:40,344 --> 00:28:41,427 Igor! 482 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,721 Igor is not breathing! 483 00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:45,165 He needs mouth to mouth! 484 00:28:45,265 --> 00:28:46,849 What? No way! 485 00:28:47,017 --> 00:28:49,310 Dude, he's fading fast! Look at his little face. 486 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,437 Yuck. Come on! He's your lizard. 487 00:28:51,605 --> 00:28:55,483 Oh, jeez! I thought my first kiss would be with a supermodel. 488 00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:00,905 (GROANS) 489 00:29:01,281 --> 00:29:03,032 (SCOTT GROANING) 490 00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:05,952 (GRUNTING) 491 00:29:06,412 --> 00:29:07,412 Dad! 492 00:29:07,871 --> 00:29:09,023 Are you all right? 493 00:29:09,123 --> 00:29:10,123 (GRUNTING) 494 00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:12,500 (PANTING) Can you move it? 495 00:29:12,668 --> 00:29:14,127 Just back off. 496 00:29:14,670 --> 00:29:15,837 (SIRENS WAILING) 497 00:29:17,506 --> 00:29:18,798 (BRAKES SCREECHING) 498 00:29:26,932 --> 00:29:29,642 CARSON: "NASA Moon mission still a go"? 499 00:29:30,018 --> 00:29:33,104 (GROWLS) No one defies Richard Carson! No one! 500 00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:35,189 Gags, let's start this already! 501 00:29:35,357 --> 00:29:37,108 Everything's ready, sir. 502 00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:38,260 Perfect! 503 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:39,986 Go ahead, Gigs. 504 00:30:12,978 --> 00:30:14,270 Impressive, sir! 505 00:30:14,438 --> 00:30:17,064 Twenty times more powerful than nuclear energy! 506 00:30:17,232 --> 00:30:20,610 It will be the largest monopoly in history. 507 00:30:20,777 --> 00:30:23,196 Now, Gigs, let's test it as a weapon. 508 00:30:25,866 --> 00:30:27,533 (STAMMERING) Excuse me, sir. 509 00:30:27,701 --> 00:30:29,478 It will destroy the whole model. 510 00:30:29,578 --> 00:30:30,953 We'll need it for more energy tests. 511 00:30:31,497 --> 00:30:32,481 Who gives a cowpoke? 512 00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:33,664 I do, sir. 513 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:35,567 I've been building it piece by piece 514 00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:36,834 for the last eight months. 515 00:30:37,002 --> 00:30:39,921 So be happy! You'll have work for eight months more. 516 00:30:40,088 --> 00:30:41,156 Gigs, fire the weapon! 517 00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:42,340 Okay, sir. But before you... 518 00:30:42,508 --> 00:30:46,219 Gigs, I said fire the weapon! 519 00:30:52,434 --> 00:30:54,352 Works like a charm. 520 00:30:54,811 --> 00:30:57,438 One small problem, sir. 521 00:30:57,940 --> 00:30:59,649 Then fix it. 522 00:31:00,150 --> 00:31:01,859 It's just that 523 00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:04,111 Gags was still inside. 524 00:31:06,156 --> 00:31:07,156 Oh. 525 00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:12,286 Well, congratulations, Gigs. You've been promoted! 526 00:31:12,746 --> 00:31:15,315 Now you can build the models for the rest of the tests. 527 00:31:15,415 --> 00:31:16,832 (CARSON WHOOPING) 528 00:31:17,334 --> 00:31:19,377 (MUSIC PLAYING) 529 00:31:23,048 --> 00:31:26,133 Oh, honey, you can't keep carrying on like this. 530 00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:27,885 There'll be other opportunities. 531 00:31:28,053 --> 00:31:29,470 No, there won't. 532 00:31:29,638 --> 00:31:32,223 This was my last chance and my father ruined it. 533 00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:33,516 Same as always. 534 00:31:34,059 --> 00:31:35,977 Honey, it was an accident. 535 00:31:36,311 --> 00:31:37,562 It doesn't matter now. 536 00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:42,692 No Goldwing will ever step foot on the Moon. 537 00:31:42,859 --> 00:31:44,527 It's the Goldwings' curse. 538 00:31:44,695 --> 00:31:46,472 I know it's disappointing. I do. 539 00:31:46,572 --> 00:31:48,322 But there are more important things. 540 00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:49,991 You just don't get it! 541 00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:53,411 Going there and capturing the flag was supposed to be my mission. 542 00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:55,913 Going to the Moon is every astronaut's dream. 543 00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:57,832 What's more important than that? 544 00:31:59,293 --> 00:32:01,794 Maybe you're the one that doesn't get it. 545 00:32:10,220 --> 00:32:12,471 MIKE: It's history repeating itself. 546 00:32:12,681 --> 00:32:16,601 My dad will leave home and become a bitter old hermit, just like my grandpa. 547 00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:18,769 I can't make my family work. 548 00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:20,646 (SCOFFS) What are you talking about? 549 00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:23,941 You managed to reunite them after, like, forever. 550 00:32:24,109 --> 00:32:27,028 Yeah, and now I've made things a thousand times worse. 551 00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:28,946 I'm such an idiot. 552 00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:30,197 You're a fool! 553 00:32:30,365 --> 00:32:32,408 If you don't stop feeling sorry for yourself, 554 00:32:32,576 --> 00:32:34,910 I'm just gonna kick your butt straight to the Moon! 555 00:32:35,245 --> 00:32:37,773 Ha, I'd like that! He could moon the Moon. 556 00:32:37,873 --> 00:32:39,165 (MARTY CHUCKLES) 557 00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:49,634 Whoa! Amy, you're a genius! 558 00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:51,703 Who is? Her? (SCOFFS) 559 00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:55,389 My grandpa couldn't go, my dad can't go, but I can! 560 00:32:55,557 --> 00:32:56,766 I'll go to the Moon! 561 00:32:57,017 --> 00:32:58,601 Yeah, someday. 562 00:32:58,769 --> 00:33:01,103 Not someday. In two weeks. 563 00:33:01,271 --> 00:33:02,521 What are you talking about? 564 00:33:02,689 --> 00:33:05,107 I know it's crazy, but I could hide in the rocket and... 565 00:33:05,275 --> 00:33:07,735 Man, you really got motivated down pat. 566 00:33:07,903 --> 00:33:10,196 Don't you get it? I can break the curse! 567 00:33:10,364 --> 00:33:12,182 I'll do what my father and grandpa couldn't, 568 00:33:12,282 --> 00:33:13,991 and everything will finally change! 569 00:33:14,159 --> 00:33:15,368 I'm going to the Moon! 570 00:33:15,535 --> 00:33:18,329 And you guys are gonna help me. Who is with me? 571 00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:20,289 I am! Marty? 572 00:33:20,624 --> 00:33:21,916 All right, hold on. Let me get this straight. 573 00:33:22,084 --> 00:33:23,986 You're going to get in an ancient piece of junk 574 00:33:24,086 --> 00:33:26,212 - and go 30,000 miles an hour? - Yep. 575 00:33:26,380 --> 00:33:28,907 To a place where there is no oxygen or gravity? 576 00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:29,992 Yep. 577 00:33:30,092 --> 00:33:32,703 Where only 12 astronauts have ever been before? 578 00:33:32,803 --> 00:33:33,787 Yes! 579 00:33:33,887 --> 00:33:34,871 Ah, what the heck, 580 00:33:34,971 --> 00:33:37,014 it's better than studying for Math. I'm in! 581 00:33:37,182 --> 00:33:40,335 Yes! Yes! I'm going to the Moon! 582 00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:41,894 (SCREAMING) 583 00:33:42,729 --> 00:33:45,272 Uh, dude, Moon's that way. 584 00:33:46,441 --> 00:33:48,275 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 585 00:35:11,193 --> 00:35:14,612 MARTY: Okay. To sneak into the rocket, you have to access the launch platform, 586 00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:18,199 but it's a fortress surrounded by the sea and protected by a metal fence. 587 00:35:18,366 --> 00:35:21,744 I have examined all the options and I think this one is the best. 588 00:35:21,912 --> 00:35:25,080 Igor! This is not the time to play Godzilla, okay? 589 00:35:25,499 --> 00:35:26,999 Come with me, Igor. 590 00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:28,459 Guys, let's focus. 591 00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:30,336 Marty, so what's the best option? 592 00:35:30,504 --> 00:35:32,781 Give up, dude. It's impossible to get in. 593 00:35:32,881 --> 00:35:34,465 Don't even bother trying. 594 00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:36,592 Come on! There has to be a way. 595 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,220 Something the three of us can do. 596 00:35:40,222 --> 00:35:41,722 The two of you. 597 00:35:42,432 --> 00:35:45,267 What? You're bailing? Who is the chicken now? 598 00:35:45,435 --> 00:35:48,270 Listen, if my parents find out, they'll ground me for life. 599 00:35:48,438 --> 00:35:50,439 They're very serious about not breaking rules. 600 00:35:50,607 --> 00:35:53,651 I'll be shipped off to military school like three of my 52 cousins. 601 00:35:53,819 --> 00:35:56,153 Wait. You've got 52 cousins? 602 00:35:56,321 --> 00:35:59,949 52 plus the twin sister of the half-sister of the sister-in-law of my Uncle Pablo. 603 00:36:00,116 --> 00:36:01,450 Excuses! 604 00:36:01,618 --> 00:36:03,202 (IMITATES CHICKEN CLUCKING) 605 00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:04,995 I'm truly sorry. 606 00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:06,539 Just ignore him, Amy. 607 00:36:06,706 --> 00:36:08,874 Don't worry. We can handle this. 608 00:36:09,042 --> 00:36:12,002 Well, you'd better think of something, Michael Goldwing, 609 00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:15,172 because we couldn't even get in there with a tank. 610 00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:17,258 There is a way. 611 00:36:24,766 --> 00:36:25,959 (SPLASH) 612 00:36:26,059 --> 00:36:28,018 Hey, what was that? I think I heard something. 613 00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:30,604 Come on, ever since you saw Revenge of the Sharkgators, 614 00:36:30,772 --> 00:36:32,356 you're on the edge about everything. 615 00:36:32,524 --> 00:36:35,651 Oh, that one wasn't half as scary as Zombie Piranhas Part III. 616 00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:38,279 GUARD: Why do you watch that crap? 617 00:36:42,117 --> 00:36:43,769 (WHISPERING) Marty, don't make a sound. 618 00:36:43,869 --> 00:36:46,620 Okay, I'll be as stealthy as a ninja. 619 00:36:48,874 --> 00:36:49,874 This way! 620 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,031 Phew, that was close! 621 00:36:56,131 --> 00:36:57,131 (YELPS) 622 00:36:57,299 --> 00:36:58,299 What was that? 623 00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:00,384 Stupid rocks! 624 00:37:03,638 --> 00:37:05,290 You and your mutant creatures. 625 00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:06,473 Might just be an alligator. 626 00:37:09,895 --> 00:37:11,478 GUARD: Whatever it was, it's gone. 627 00:37:14,649 --> 00:37:16,108 (SCREAMING) 628 00:37:16,276 --> 00:37:17,318 - What the... - (GASPS) 629 00:37:17,444 --> 00:37:18,444 Marty! 630 00:37:25,452 --> 00:37:26,478 (GASPS) 631 00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:28,412 I almost had a heart attack! 632 00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:37,254 (SNARLS) 633 00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:43,761 Over there! 634 00:37:44,304 --> 00:37:46,180 You see? Just an alligator. 635 00:37:46,473 --> 00:37:48,015 Don't you fall again. 636 00:37:48,183 --> 00:37:51,936 I'm trying, but this is full of rocks. 637 00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:54,589 (GASPS) 638 00:37:54,689 --> 00:37:56,857 Igor, what's the matter with you? 639 00:37:57,025 --> 00:37:58,776 Can you stop making noise? 640 00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:02,196 Sorry, Igor is freaking out! He won't let go of me! 641 00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:04,949 - (SQUEALS) - (GRUNTING) 642 00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:06,351 (SCREAMS) 643 00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:08,869 Mike, I think we forgot something. 644 00:38:09,037 --> 00:38:11,538 Yeah, to seal your mouth so you stop shouting! 645 00:38:11,706 --> 00:38:13,499 No, much worse than that. 646 00:38:13,667 --> 00:38:15,042 Gators! 647 00:38:22,884 --> 00:38:24,969 Igor! Attack and destroy! 648 00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:26,387 Marty fist! 649 00:38:26,721 --> 00:38:28,013 Marty eye poke! 650 00:38:28,556 --> 00:38:29,556 Marty blinding light! 651 00:38:29,724 --> 00:38:31,350 What the hell is going on tonight? 652 00:38:31,518 --> 00:38:33,894 I told you already. It's the zombie sharkgators. 653 00:38:34,062 --> 00:38:35,729 Oh, would you stop with that, please? 654 00:38:36,064 --> 00:38:37,481 (GROWLING) 655 00:38:40,735 --> 00:38:41,735 Marty lightsaber! 656 00:38:43,738 --> 00:38:45,489 (GRUNTING) 657 00:38:45,949 --> 00:38:47,324 (CLICKING) 658 00:38:48,952 --> 00:38:50,911 It's jammed, it's jammed! 659 00:38:51,413 --> 00:38:52,413 (SCREAMING) 660 00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:56,250 Amy! 661 00:38:56,418 --> 00:38:58,961 I knew you couldn't survive without me, pumpkin head! 662 00:38:59,129 --> 00:39:00,295 What are you talking about? 663 00:39:00,422 --> 00:39:01,755 I had everything under control. 664 00:39:04,092 --> 00:39:05,092 (GROWLS) 665 00:39:05,593 --> 00:39:07,803 Get ready, guys! There's the fence! 666 00:39:12,642 --> 00:39:14,768 Okay. Start the fans on three... 667 00:39:14,936 --> 00:39:15,978 Um, guys? 668 00:39:16,104 --> 00:39:17,756 - Two! - Guys! 669 00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:20,941 - One! - Guys, I don't have any fan! 670 00:39:23,028 --> 00:39:24,028 (GRUNTS) 671 00:39:31,327 --> 00:39:32,327 Come on! 672 00:39:35,540 --> 00:39:36,733 Higher, higher! 673 00:39:36,833 --> 00:39:39,126 Oh, damn double-stuffed chocolate muffins! 674 00:39:39,794 --> 00:39:40,904 (MARTY YELPS) 675 00:39:41,004 --> 00:39:42,212 - (CRASHING) - Marty! 676 00:39:44,007 --> 00:39:45,033 I'm stuck! 677 00:39:45,133 --> 00:39:46,341 Wait! We'll get you out of there! 678 00:39:46,509 --> 00:39:49,219 Forget about it! The patrol boat is coming. Just go! 679 00:39:49,846 --> 00:39:52,014 Thanks, buddy! We owe you one. 680 00:39:52,474 --> 00:39:53,515 Go on without me. 681 00:39:53,641 --> 00:39:55,642 I'll sacrifice myself for the mission. 682 00:39:55,810 --> 00:39:57,087 I'll be fine! 683 00:39:57,187 --> 00:39:58,187 Huh? 684 00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:00,147 Igor, where are you going? 685 00:40:00,315 --> 00:40:02,483 You traitor lizard! Don't leave me! 686 00:40:02,734 --> 00:40:04,234 (PATROL BOAT APPROACHING) 687 00:40:11,076 --> 00:40:12,102 (GROWLS) 688 00:40:12,202 --> 00:40:14,828 GUARD: Here's your zombie sharkgator. 689 00:40:18,208 --> 00:40:19,666 (CAMERAS CLICKING) 690 00:40:23,213 --> 00:40:25,589 REPORTER: Mr. Carson, could you look over to me? 691 00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:27,716 Mr. Carson, can I please get an interview? 692 00:40:27,884 --> 00:40:30,427 Mr. Carson, how does it feel to be flying to the Moon? 693 00:40:30,595 --> 00:40:32,054 Goodbye, my friends! 694 00:40:32,347 --> 00:40:34,765 History awaits! 695 00:40:53,618 --> 00:40:55,953 Hey, did you check the cooling systems? 696 00:40:56,121 --> 00:40:57,788 TECHNICIAN: Yeah, she's ready to go. 697 00:41:01,084 --> 00:41:02,084 (AMY YELPS) 698 00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:17,042 Hi, Sam, how's it going? 699 00:41:17,142 --> 00:41:19,101 SAM: Oh, it's good. Everything is under control. 700 00:41:23,231 --> 00:41:24,231 (GRUNTS) 701 00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:39,663 AMY: Wait, Mike! 702 00:41:39,956 --> 00:41:41,999 I better go back home before I'm missed. 703 00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:44,459 Okay, but I just need you to close the hatch. 704 00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:58,473 MARTY: The thing is I totally sleepwalked. 705 00:41:58,641 --> 00:42:02,378 Weird, I know. But when I woke up, I didn't know how to get back and... 706 00:42:02,478 --> 00:42:04,313 Don't be a smartass, kid. All right? 707 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:05,981 Hey, this is an abuse of power. 708 00:42:06,107 --> 00:42:07,774 I demand to speak to your boss. 709 00:42:07,942 --> 00:42:10,152 - No problem. He's right here. - (CAR APPROACHING) 710 00:42:11,779 --> 00:42:12,779 (BRAKES SCREECH) 711 00:42:13,156 --> 00:42:14,156 Uh-oh. 712 00:42:28,796 --> 00:42:29,781 Wow! 713 00:42:29,881 --> 00:42:32,132 Amy, check this out. 714 00:42:33,009 --> 00:42:35,344 I can't believe we're here. 715 00:42:35,637 --> 00:42:37,512 - Are you all right, son? - Dad! 716 00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:40,307 What were you doing in the launch area? 717 00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:43,518 I won't speak without my attorney present. 718 00:42:43,645 --> 00:42:44,811 Marty! 719 00:42:44,979 --> 00:42:47,231 MIKE ON WALKIE: Marty, do you copy? We're in. 720 00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:49,358 Marty, I repeat. We're in. (BEEPS) 721 00:42:50,652 --> 00:42:51,636 In? 722 00:42:51,736 --> 00:42:52,736 Where's in? 723 00:42:55,907 --> 00:42:57,991 AMY: Take a picture when you get to the Moon, okay? 724 00:42:58,159 --> 00:43:00,702 I'll get it on the front page of the school paper. 725 00:43:00,870 --> 00:43:01,870 Done. 726 00:43:02,497 --> 00:43:05,082 Can I ask what are you two doing? 727 00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:07,834 (STAMMERING) But, Grandpa! What are you doing here? 728 00:43:08,002 --> 00:43:11,088 Have you gone crazy? You need to get out of here. Now! 729 00:43:11,214 --> 00:43:12,714 (POWERING UP) 730 00:43:13,258 --> 00:43:14,758 What the heck did you do? 731 00:43:16,511 --> 00:43:17,511 MIKE: Huh? 732 00:43:19,389 --> 00:43:21,056 Operation in progress, sir. 733 00:43:21,224 --> 00:43:23,850 The rocket will launch without crew and will get lost in the infinite. 734 00:43:24,018 --> 00:43:26,728 Perfect. Bye-bye, Mrs. President! 735 00:43:28,606 --> 00:43:30,691 Don't even breathe. 736 00:43:31,025 --> 00:43:32,693 (ALARM BLARING) 737 00:43:34,946 --> 00:43:36,238 What the... 738 00:43:36,531 --> 00:43:38,699 Engines one and two activated! 739 00:43:39,409 --> 00:43:40,534 What? 740 00:43:42,745 --> 00:43:43,745 Hey. 741 00:43:46,124 --> 00:43:47,874 All engines running? 742 00:43:48,042 --> 00:43:49,376 What the heck have you kids done? 743 00:43:49,961 --> 00:43:50,961 Huh? 744 00:43:51,379 --> 00:43:52,587 (GRUNTING) 745 00:43:52,714 --> 00:43:54,548 Can you help us open this, please? 746 00:43:54,716 --> 00:43:57,301 It's no use, the ignition sequence is on. 747 00:43:57,468 --> 00:43:59,219 Mission Control, do you copy? 748 00:43:59,387 --> 00:44:00,595 Frank Goldwing speaking. 749 00:44:00,722 --> 00:44:03,223 We're trapped in the Apollo command module. 750 00:44:06,394 --> 00:44:09,646 Jeez, what a night! Any more hijinks and I quit. 751 00:44:09,814 --> 00:44:10,840 Relax, man. 752 00:44:10,940 --> 00:44:13,066 I'm sure there won't be any more surprises before the launch. 753 00:44:18,948 --> 00:44:20,741 Hold on a second. 754 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,004 Have you seen that, Jack? 755 00:44:35,006 --> 00:44:36,089 JACK: That's impossible. 756 00:44:36,257 --> 00:44:38,925 The rocket was set to launch 10 hours from now! 757 00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:41,678 Call Goldwing! 758 00:44:44,140 --> 00:44:46,141 Hey! You! Stop right there! 759 00:44:46,309 --> 00:44:47,517 You can't be here! 760 00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:06,370 - What happened? - Scott, don't panic, but... 761 00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:07,939 Someone has sabotaged the system. 762 00:45:08,039 --> 00:45:09,373 We can't abort the launch. 763 00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:10,665 It's about your... 764 00:45:10,833 --> 00:45:12,167 Cool, huh? 765 00:45:14,295 --> 00:45:15,295 Scott, wait! 766 00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:19,659 - Hey, Mr. Gold... - Shh. 767 00:45:19,759 --> 00:45:20,759 ...wing. 768 00:45:24,972 --> 00:45:25,972 (BEEPS) 769 00:45:26,099 --> 00:45:27,250 Mission Control here. 770 00:45:27,350 --> 00:45:28,975 May I ask what you're doing in there, Captain? 771 00:45:29,143 --> 00:45:30,394 (GRUNTING) 772 00:45:30,603 --> 00:45:34,481 I was taking care of a couple of intruders when the hatch got locked. 773 00:45:34,649 --> 00:45:35,899 Intruders? 774 00:45:36,442 --> 00:45:37,442 (GRUNTING) 775 00:45:38,403 --> 00:45:39,945 Captain, what are you doing? 776 00:45:41,697 --> 00:45:42,739 (GROANS) 777 00:45:42,865 --> 00:45:43,949 Frank, who's there? 778 00:45:45,868 --> 00:45:49,230 I found your son and his girlfriend inside the capsule. 779 00:45:49,330 --> 00:45:50,539 (ALL GASPING) 780 00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:53,860 Huh? Girlfriend? 781 00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:56,362 - What? She's not my girlfriend. - I'm too young to have a boyfriend. 782 00:45:56,462 --> 00:45:57,879 I don't even have a girlfriend. 783 00:45:58,005 --> 00:45:59,131 (MIKE AND AMY CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 784 00:45:59,298 --> 00:46:00,966 I was trying to tell you. 785 00:46:01,134 --> 00:46:02,384 - We're just friends! - We're just friends! 786 00:46:02,552 --> 00:46:04,928 Stop it! Mike, what are you doing there? 787 00:46:05,096 --> 00:46:07,722 I was trying to break the Goldwing curse, Dad. 788 00:46:07,890 --> 00:46:10,976 The curse? What curse? What are you talking about? 789 00:46:11,144 --> 00:46:12,811 There's no time for pointless discussions. 790 00:46:12,979 --> 00:46:17,107 We've got two options. We go to the Moon or we eject. 791 00:46:17,275 --> 00:46:19,151 That would destroy the rocket. 792 00:46:21,821 --> 00:46:23,196 (RINGING) 793 00:46:24,282 --> 00:46:25,907 Sir, we've been sabotaged. 794 00:46:26,075 --> 00:46:27,868 You won't believe who is behind this. 795 00:46:28,035 --> 00:46:30,203 Stop Carson. Don't let him take off. 796 00:46:30,329 --> 00:46:31,314 OFFICER ON RADIO: To all units. 797 00:46:31,414 --> 00:46:34,583 Stop Richard Carson. I repeat, stop Richard Carson. 798 00:46:35,084 --> 00:46:37,252 Okay, let's go, Gigs. 799 00:46:37,712 --> 00:46:39,337 One minute for take-off. 800 00:46:39,505 --> 00:46:41,631 Captain, activate eject mechanism! 801 00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:44,468 Dad, please! We have to break the Goldwing curse! 802 00:46:44,635 --> 00:46:46,136 Captain, activate it now! 803 00:46:49,098 --> 00:46:50,098 (GASPS) 804 00:46:50,349 --> 00:46:52,418 SCOTT: Captain? Captain! 805 00:46:52,518 --> 00:46:53,894 Captain, what's going on? 806 00:46:54,896 --> 00:46:58,148 I'm afraid they've sabotaged that as well. 807 00:47:00,151 --> 00:47:01,219 (EXHALES SHAKILY) 808 00:47:01,319 --> 00:47:03,069 Then there's only one option. 809 00:47:04,864 --> 00:47:06,198 Let's go the Moon. 810 00:47:06,365 --> 00:47:09,326 The first thing we've agreed on in 40 years. 811 00:47:09,494 --> 00:47:10,937 Okay, let's start launch protocol. 812 00:47:11,037 --> 00:47:12,829 Give me a go or no go for launch. 813 00:47:12,997 --> 00:47:13,981 - EE COM. - Go! 814 00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:15,066 - SCOTT: FIDO. - Go! 815 00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:16,917 - SCOTT: GNC! RETRO. - Go! 816 00:47:17,084 --> 00:47:18,919 Does that mean we're going, Captain? 817 00:47:19,086 --> 00:47:20,754 "Commander." Call me "Commander." 818 00:47:20,922 --> 00:47:22,532 Let's get ready for launch. 819 00:47:22,632 --> 00:47:23,616 - SCOTT: CAP COM. - Go! 820 00:47:23,716 --> 00:47:24,742 - SURGEON. - MAN: Go! 821 00:47:24,842 --> 00:47:26,176 - GUIDANCE. - It's a go! 822 00:47:26,344 --> 00:47:27,552 Go for flight! 823 00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:29,679 No, no, no! I can't stay! 824 00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:32,349 I've gotta go! My parents are going to kill me. 825 00:47:32,517 --> 00:47:35,143 Amy, it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. 826 00:47:35,311 --> 00:47:37,270 You'll be the first woman on the Moon! 827 00:47:37,438 --> 00:47:40,232 Stop the yackety-yak, kids, and put on your suits. 828 00:47:42,610 --> 00:47:44,486 Everything ready for take-off, sir. 829 00:47:44,654 --> 00:47:45,946 We're leaving, Daddy! 830 00:47:48,074 --> 00:47:50,617 For one rule! I break one rule in my whole life 831 00:47:50,785 --> 00:47:53,954 and I end up in a rocket heading to the Moon! Yes! 832 00:47:54,121 --> 00:47:57,374 Ladies and gentlemen, we have a mission to accomplish. 833 00:47:57,542 --> 00:47:59,235 Commander Goldwing, go and get that flag 834 00:47:59,335 --> 00:48:01,002 back before Carson destroys it. 835 00:48:01,170 --> 00:48:04,047 And remember, failure is not an option. 836 00:48:04,507 --> 00:48:07,133 Excuse me? Sir? Oh... 837 00:48:07,301 --> 00:48:09,010 Has anyone seen my lizard? 838 00:48:10,137 --> 00:48:11,137 Igor! 839 00:48:11,305 --> 00:48:13,014 Ignition sequence start. 840 00:48:13,182 --> 00:48:15,141 Ten, nine, 841 00:48:15,309 --> 00:48:17,978 eight, seven, six... 842 00:48:18,145 --> 00:48:19,396 All engines running. 843 00:48:25,444 --> 00:48:26,444 (BEEPING) 844 00:48:28,114 --> 00:48:29,990 Let's give 'em a great show. 845 00:48:45,548 --> 00:48:46,631 ...three, 846 00:48:46,799 --> 00:48:47,924 two, 847 00:48:48,092 --> 00:48:49,092 one. 848 00:48:55,433 --> 00:48:56,850 And lift-off! 849 00:48:57,018 --> 00:48:59,019 We have lift-off at 10 hours, 850 00:48:59,186 --> 00:49:02,355 23 minutes and 17 seconds. 851 00:49:04,150 --> 00:49:05,150 (MIKE WHOOPING) 852 00:49:05,276 --> 00:49:06,318 (AMY SCREAMING) 853 00:49:11,907 --> 00:49:13,366 Yee-haw! 854 00:49:23,294 --> 00:49:25,253 A grandpa and two kids? 855 00:49:25,421 --> 00:49:29,174 The crew of Saturn V is just a grandpa and two kids? 856 00:49:29,342 --> 00:49:31,718 Yes, Madam President. But there is something else. 857 00:49:32,678 --> 00:49:33,678 Go on. 858 00:49:33,929 --> 00:49:37,557 Carson has developed a way to mine Helium-3 on the Moon. 859 00:49:37,725 --> 00:49:40,268 Helium-3 is the most powerful energy ever known. 860 00:49:41,812 --> 00:49:43,396 Now, it makes sense. 861 00:49:43,564 --> 00:49:45,940 He cheated the world and sabotaged our rocket 862 00:49:46,108 --> 00:49:50,236 in order to own the Moon and become the most powerful man on Earth. 863 00:49:50,404 --> 00:49:53,782 Madam President, we can still launch some missiles and hit Carson's rocket. 864 00:49:53,949 --> 00:49:54,991 Stop it, Admiral. 865 00:49:55,159 --> 00:49:58,578 If we don't get the flag first, we won't be able to prove he's a liar. 866 00:49:58,746 --> 00:50:00,455 We have to get the flag, 867 00:50:00,623 --> 00:50:04,668 and this grandpa and two kids are our only hope. 868 00:50:38,828 --> 00:50:41,454 Whoa, it's incredible! 869 00:50:42,957 --> 00:50:44,457 Mind-blowing! 870 00:50:44,792 --> 00:50:46,042 Awesome! 871 00:50:47,461 --> 00:50:48,863 Hey! Hmm. 872 00:50:48,963 --> 00:50:50,296 MIKE: Marty, are you there? 873 00:50:51,382 --> 00:50:54,384 Yeah, Mission Control is here. Um, is Igor with you, guys? 874 00:50:54,552 --> 00:50:57,053 Affirmative. We're all good. 875 00:50:58,180 --> 00:50:59,264 Okay. Copy. 876 00:50:59,432 --> 00:51:01,042 The technicians have fixed the system. 877 00:51:01,142 --> 00:51:02,835 We now have control of the flight. 878 00:51:02,935 --> 00:51:03,935 (DOOR OPENING) 879 00:51:05,563 --> 00:51:06,563 (GASPS) 880 00:51:07,314 --> 00:51:09,274 Scott, tell me it's a joke. 881 00:51:09,442 --> 00:51:10,900 Sam, I don't know how it... 882 00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:13,153 Tell me our son is not in that rocket! 883 00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:16,656 Okay, okay. Everything will be all right. 884 00:51:17,533 --> 00:51:18,950 - MIKE: I'm sorry, Mom. - (GASPS) 885 00:51:19,577 --> 00:51:21,411 It's all my fault. 886 00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:24,789 Oh, my God. Mike, are you okay? 887 00:51:24,957 --> 00:51:26,458 Yeah, uh... 888 00:51:26,625 --> 00:51:28,835 I'm really, really sorry about all this. 889 00:51:29,003 --> 00:51:31,129 Sweetie, that doesn't matter now. 890 00:51:31,297 --> 00:51:33,506 Just come back safe, you hear me? 891 00:51:33,674 --> 00:51:35,091 I promise. 892 00:51:35,259 --> 00:51:37,719 Mummy, can I have his room? 893 00:51:37,887 --> 00:51:38,887 Tess! 894 00:51:39,054 --> 00:51:40,472 Uh, hi, Mrs. Goldwing. 895 00:51:40,639 --> 00:51:43,933 Please, tell my parents I'm never going to break any more rules, ever. 896 00:51:44,393 --> 00:51:46,186 I'll tell them, Amy. 897 00:51:46,353 --> 00:51:49,105 Frank, for the love of God, look after them. 898 00:51:49,857 --> 00:51:53,651 Trust me. I won't let anything happen to them. 899 00:51:55,905 --> 00:51:57,822 Are you my grandpa? 900 00:52:04,205 --> 00:52:05,356 (ALARM BEEPING) 901 00:52:05,456 --> 00:52:07,791 (SINGING) I'm just a little space cowboy 902 00:52:07,958 --> 00:52:09,292 Sir, I have an update. 903 00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:11,753 The NASA rocket is closing in on us. 904 00:52:11,921 --> 00:52:14,005 What? How is that possible? 905 00:52:14,173 --> 00:52:15,324 Only one answer. 906 00:52:15,424 --> 00:52:17,702 It's being manned. The sabotage didn't work! 907 00:52:17,802 --> 00:52:21,638 (GROANS) I'm surrounded by a bunch of space chimps! 908 00:52:22,139 --> 00:52:23,290 Okay, fine. 909 00:52:23,390 --> 00:52:25,183 I'll just have to destroy it myself. 910 00:52:29,605 --> 00:52:31,006 But, sir, you can't do that. 911 00:52:31,106 --> 00:52:33,149 There's two kids and an old man inside. 912 00:52:33,317 --> 00:52:34,359 So what? 913 00:52:34,527 --> 00:52:36,110 Like Daddy always said, 914 00:52:36,278 --> 00:52:40,099 "Nothing's a hitch if it makes you filthy rich." 915 00:52:40,199 --> 00:52:41,199 (BEEPS) 916 00:52:46,664 --> 00:52:48,456 (MUSIC PLAYING) 917 00:52:52,211 --> 00:52:54,087 Oh, I can't believe it! 918 00:52:54,255 --> 00:52:55,239 What? 919 00:52:55,339 --> 00:52:57,131 The Marty Survival Kit. 920 00:52:57,299 --> 00:53:00,009 Like I was supposed to survive three days on this? 921 00:53:00,177 --> 00:53:02,762 Uh, hey, that's seven tasty morsels per day! 922 00:53:02,930 --> 00:53:04,415 Well, let's try them! 923 00:53:04,515 --> 00:53:05,515 No, wait! 924 00:53:08,978 --> 00:53:10,546 Hey, I bet I catch more than you! 925 00:53:10,646 --> 00:53:12,272 (LAUGHS) You wish! 926 00:53:18,195 --> 00:53:19,221 Whoo! 927 00:53:19,321 --> 00:53:20,321 (YELPS) 928 00:53:21,073 --> 00:53:22,949 (BOTH LAUGHING) 929 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,617 MIKE: Hands off! That's mine! 930 00:53:42,136 --> 00:53:43,970 - (LAUGHING) - Hey. 931 00:53:48,058 --> 00:53:49,058 Last one's mine! 932 00:53:49,393 --> 00:53:50,518 Forget about it! 933 00:53:53,230 --> 00:53:54,480 Whoa! 934 00:53:55,608 --> 00:53:56,592 Oh. 935 00:53:56,692 --> 00:53:58,177 Just friends. 936 00:53:58,277 --> 00:54:00,987 (BOTH GAGGING) 937 00:54:04,491 --> 00:54:05,491 (GASPS) 938 00:54:06,869 --> 00:54:07,978 - (BANGING) - Huh? 939 00:54:08,078 --> 00:54:09,495 What was that? 940 00:54:10,456 --> 00:54:11,998 Commander, what's that noise? 941 00:54:12,166 --> 00:54:13,333 (BLOWTORCH CRACKLING) 942 00:54:15,878 --> 00:54:18,671 Something's attached itself to the capsule and melting the hull! 943 00:54:20,049 --> 00:54:21,174 You two stay here. 944 00:54:21,300 --> 00:54:23,509 Don't go out there for any reason, understand? 945 00:54:26,347 --> 00:54:27,581 I'm exiting the capsule. 946 00:54:27,681 --> 00:54:30,016 I repeat, I'm stepping outside the capsule. 947 00:54:30,184 --> 00:54:31,684 SCOTT: What? Frank, no! 948 00:54:31,852 --> 00:54:33,061 Frank? Frank! 949 00:54:33,228 --> 00:54:37,023 Jeez, I can't tell if he's totally deaf or the most stubborn man in the world. 950 00:54:37,483 --> 00:54:39,359 It's the second one. 951 00:54:41,195 --> 00:54:42,195 (GRUNTS) 952 00:54:45,658 --> 00:54:46,600 Grandpa! 953 00:54:46,700 --> 00:54:47,867 I have to help him. 954 00:54:48,035 --> 00:54:50,036 Put your helmet on. I'm going out. 955 00:54:50,204 --> 00:54:51,746 Wait! What about Igor? 956 00:54:53,207 --> 00:54:54,207 (GULPS) 957 00:55:05,928 --> 00:55:06,928 (GASPS) 958 00:55:08,514 --> 00:55:09,514 Ready. 959 00:55:11,392 --> 00:55:13,101 I'm coming, Grandpa! 960 00:55:14,395 --> 00:55:15,395 (GRUNTS) 961 00:55:23,737 --> 00:55:26,572 Damned electrical spider! Go! 962 00:55:30,202 --> 00:55:31,869 (SCREAMING) 963 00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:47,927 - Yeah! - Right on! 964 00:55:48,095 --> 00:55:49,262 We did it, Grandpa! 965 00:55:49,430 --> 00:55:51,764 You disobeyed my orders. You could have been killed! 966 00:55:52,391 --> 00:55:54,142 (STAMMERING) I'm sorry, I just wanted to help. 967 00:55:54,309 --> 00:55:57,270 Never, ever disobey my orders again. 968 00:55:57,938 --> 00:55:59,647 Copy that, Commander. 969 00:56:06,113 --> 00:56:07,321 (GROANS) 970 00:56:13,662 --> 00:56:14,662 Huh? 971 00:56:20,002 --> 00:56:21,528 Okay, we'll do it your way. 972 00:56:21,628 --> 00:56:23,087 Give me an order. 973 00:56:30,971 --> 00:56:33,765 Mike, help me with the bandage. 974 00:56:34,975 --> 00:56:36,100 That's an order. 975 00:56:45,152 --> 00:56:49,447 You saved my life out there. You were very brave. 976 00:57:09,676 --> 00:57:10,676 (RADIO BEEPS) 977 00:57:15,015 --> 00:57:16,140 Scott? 978 00:57:17,309 --> 00:57:20,228 (WHISPERING) No, it's Sam. Scott's asleep. 979 00:57:21,313 --> 00:57:23,189 How are the kids doing? 980 00:57:23,982 --> 00:57:26,859 They're fine. They're out for the count. 981 00:57:27,194 --> 00:57:29,153 They'll be home before you know it. 982 00:57:29,321 --> 00:57:30,822 That's a promise. 983 00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:32,740 Thank you, Frank. 984 00:57:35,244 --> 00:57:36,244 Samantha. 985 00:57:37,037 --> 00:57:39,872 Thanks for not giving up on me. 986 00:57:40,541 --> 00:57:43,251 I appreciate it more than you know. 987 00:57:43,919 --> 00:57:45,336 No, thank your grandson. 988 00:57:46,839 --> 00:57:50,383 For good or for bad, he's in charge. 989 00:57:52,261 --> 00:57:54,720 Frank, enjoy this moment. 990 00:57:55,013 --> 00:57:57,515 Destiny owed you this journey. 991 00:57:58,392 --> 00:58:01,435 Now get some rest. Good night. 992 00:58:08,569 --> 00:58:12,071 I just wanted to get the family back together. 993 00:58:15,617 --> 00:58:19,370 Commander, why did you leave home? 994 00:58:24,209 --> 00:58:25,543 Better go to sleep. 995 00:59:09,463 --> 00:59:11,297 (HUMMING) 996 00:59:39,326 --> 00:59:41,160 Are you my grandpa? 997 00:59:42,162 --> 00:59:44,830 Start undocking maneuver. Detach Lunar Module. 998 00:59:52,381 --> 00:59:54,674 FRANK: Lunar Module detached. 999 00:59:55,342 --> 00:59:57,843 Initiating Moon landing sequence. 1000 00:59:58,679 --> 01:00:01,681 Don't worry. Your father will save the day. 1001 01:00:02,015 --> 01:00:03,641 Initiating descent. 1002 01:00:15,362 --> 01:00:16,362 Wow. 1003 01:00:20,867 --> 01:00:23,411 Commander, you're deviating from the landing trajectory. 1004 01:00:23,578 --> 01:00:24,870 Correct the navigation. 1005 01:00:25,038 --> 01:00:26,038 Copy that. 1006 01:00:28,417 --> 01:00:29,500 (GRUNTING) 1007 01:00:29,876 --> 01:00:31,877 Commander, do you need help? 1008 01:00:32,879 --> 01:00:34,005 I'm fine. 1009 01:00:42,597 --> 01:00:44,499 - (ALARM BEEPING) - Commander, I repeat. 1010 01:00:44,599 --> 01:00:46,267 You're flying outside the trajectory. 1011 01:00:49,521 --> 01:00:52,523 Let me help you, Grandpa. I mean, Commander. 1012 01:00:58,697 --> 01:01:00,531 Okay. Man your controls. 1013 01:01:04,911 --> 01:01:06,954 Slow, no rough moves. 1014 01:01:10,083 --> 01:01:11,625 Now it's looking good. 1015 01:01:14,921 --> 01:01:16,088 - (RUMBLING) - (ALARM BEEPING) 1016 01:01:16,423 --> 01:01:17,798 What's happening? Was it me? 1017 01:01:17,966 --> 01:01:20,468 It's not you. Alarm 1201. 1018 01:01:21,219 --> 01:01:22,928 Hey, I didn't touch anything! 1019 01:01:23,096 --> 01:01:24,805 Gentlemen, emergency protocol. 1020 01:01:24,973 --> 01:01:27,391 It looks like we have damage on the onboard computer. 1021 01:01:27,559 --> 01:01:29,268 That is why it's so difficult to control. 1022 01:01:29,436 --> 01:01:31,103 The computer is guiding us to the wrong place. 1023 01:01:31,229 --> 01:01:32,172 Do you copy? 1024 01:01:32,272 --> 01:01:33,272 Roger that, Commander. 1025 01:01:33,398 --> 01:01:36,275 You have to deactivate the assisted guidance control. 1026 01:01:36,443 --> 01:01:38,345 That's what we did back in 1969. 1027 01:01:38,445 --> 01:01:40,154 But chances are 1 in 700. 1028 01:01:40,322 --> 01:01:42,281 Same as I've got with her. 1029 01:01:42,491 --> 01:01:43,491 Amy, please, do it. 1030 01:01:43,617 --> 01:01:45,993 There should be a button somewhere that reads "AGC." 1031 01:01:46,161 --> 01:01:47,286 Mike, to the left. 1032 01:01:47,454 --> 01:01:49,622 AGC, AGC... 1033 01:01:49,790 --> 01:01:50,831 Twenty seconds to landing! 1034 01:01:50,999 --> 01:01:52,067 They're too fast! 1035 01:01:52,167 --> 01:01:53,459 (ALARM CONTINUES BEEPING) 1036 01:01:55,128 --> 01:01:56,462 AGC... 1037 01:01:58,799 --> 01:02:00,174 Reduce speed! 1038 01:02:00,342 --> 01:02:03,803 Amy, please! The computer is giving the LEM contradicting orders! 1039 01:02:03,970 --> 01:02:05,137 Where are you? 1040 01:02:05,305 --> 01:02:06,248 Ten seconds! 1041 01:02:06,348 --> 01:02:07,374 They'll crash into the ground! 1042 01:02:07,474 --> 01:02:08,474 Frank! 1043 01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:09,710 Come on, come on, come on! 1044 01:02:09,810 --> 01:02:10,851 JACK: Eight, seven... 1045 01:02:11,978 --> 01:02:15,815 - ...six, five, four, three... - Amy, please! 1046 01:02:15,982 --> 01:02:18,109 - I found it! - Press it, for God's sake! 1047 01:02:19,694 --> 01:02:21,487 (STATIC) 1048 01:02:25,158 --> 01:02:28,035 FRANK: Mission Control, this is Tranquility Base. 1049 01:02:28,203 --> 01:02:30,162 The falcon has landed. 1050 01:02:30,288 --> 01:02:32,164 - (ALL CHEERING) - (BOTH GASP) 1051 01:02:36,461 --> 01:02:38,671 You did it great, kids. 1052 01:02:40,382 --> 01:02:41,882 Yeah! Yeah! 1053 01:02:42,008 --> 01:02:43,175 Whoa... 1054 01:02:43,677 --> 01:02:44,677 (SIGHS) 1055 01:02:50,517 --> 01:02:52,143 Okay, recording. 1056 01:02:52,310 --> 01:02:55,855 Amy, you're on live broadcast. The whole world is watching. 1057 01:03:14,833 --> 01:03:15,833 Grandpa. 1058 01:03:53,580 --> 01:03:56,707 Wow, man! For Armstrong that would be one small step, 1059 01:03:56,875 --> 01:03:58,250 but for me it's gonna be... 1060 01:03:58,585 --> 01:04:00,085 Whoa! 1061 01:04:11,973 --> 01:04:13,599 Yes. Yes! 1062 01:04:13,767 --> 01:04:16,268 I'm the first woman on the Moon! 1063 01:04:16,394 --> 01:04:17,937 (AMY LAUGHING) 1064 01:04:24,319 --> 01:04:27,071 We come back as we came the first time, 1065 01:04:27,239 --> 01:04:30,574 as a beacon of hope for all mankind. 1066 01:04:37,666 --> 01:04:39,833 Let's move, kids. We are on a mission. 1067 01:04:39,960 --> 01:04:42,586 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 1068 01:04:48,927 --> 01:04:50,469 We're losing communication. 1069 01:04:50,637 --> 01:04:52,638 Commander, your antenna is damaged. 1070 01:04:52,806 --> 01:04:55,683 Transferring communications to the lunar rover antenna. 1071 01:04:55,850 --> 01:04:59,103 Go and get that flag and show the world who got there first. 1072 01:04:59,271 --> 01:05:00,938 Yeah, rock and roll! 1073 01:05:01,147 --> 01:05:02,606 Whoo-hoo! 1074 01:05:12,993 --> 01:05:15,494 Look! Mike and Amy are on TV! 1075 01:05:15,662 --> 01:05:16,787 Faster, Grandpa! 1076 01:05:22,002 --> 01:05:23,127 We should be close. 1077 01:05:29,175 --> 01:05:30,175 There it is! 1078 01:05:30,343 --> 01:05:31,343 MIKE: The flag! 1079 01:05:39,144 --> 01:05:40,519 Oh, no! 1080 01:05:41,354 --> 01:05:43,147 No way! 1081 01:05:52,866 --> 01:05:54,601 Ha! I knew it. 1082 01:05:54,701 --> 01:05:56,160 Losers. 1083 01:05:57,495 --> 01:05:58,495 (SIGHS) 1084 01:05:58,663 --> 01:06:00,205 Now what? 1085 01:06:03,209 --> 01:06:05,044 And we're done here. 1086 01:06:05,211 --> 01:06:06,879 Gigs, take the minebots to the base. 1087 01:06:07,380 --> 01:06:08,406 Hurry up! 1088 01:06:08,506 --> 01:06:09,506 Okay, sir. 1089 01:06:17,515 --> 01:06:18,515 MIKE: My God! 1090 01:06:18,683 --> 01:06:21,602 They're going to destroy all trace of the Apollo missions! 1091 01:06:21,770 --> 01:06:24,563 Amy, look! They're still there! Film it! Film it! 1092 01:06:26,524 --> 01:06:27,775 We've lost the signal. 1093 01:06:27,942 --> 01:06:30,027 What's going on? Commander, do you copy? 1094 01:06:30,278 --> 01:06:31,195 Where did it go? 1095 01:06:31,321 --> 01:06:32,488 (IN OTHER LANGUAGE) Oh, crap! 1096 01:06:32,906 --> 01:06:33,848 - (MUZAK PLAYING ON TV) - Oh, typical. 1097 01:06:33,948 --> 01:06:35,574 Now they go to commercials. 1098 01:06:35,742 --> 01:06:37,910 There's no way of getting the communication back! 1099 01:06:38,078 --> 01:06:40,704 Okay. Transfer communications to a different antenna. 1100 01:06:40,872 --> 01:06:43,415 Impossible. The rover had the only available link. 1101 01:06:43,583 --> 01:06:44,750 Then we have to find a solution! 1102 01:06:44,918 --> 01:06:47,529 We must establish communication with them! 1103 01:06:47,629 --> 01:06:49,129 (ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 1104 01:06:53,385 --> 01:06:55,052 Hey, do you know where I can plug this in? 1105 01:06:55,220 --> 01:06:59,223 You want to plug a USB connector into a 1969 computer? Are you kidding? 1106 01:06:59,391 --> 01:07:00,432 But I think I can fix the... 1107 01:07:00,558 --> 01:07:02,168 Yes. I need to establish a connection 1108 01:07:02,268 --> 01:07:04,269 through any of the NASA guidance systems in the world. 1109 01:07:04,396 --> 01:07:05,396 You got that? 1110 01:07:07,774 --> 01:07:09,467 Let's go home, sweetie. 1111 01:07:09,567 --> 01:07:12,069 You'll be my personal trophy. 1112 01:07:16,408 --> 01:07:17,825 He has the flag! 1113 01:07:17,992 --> 01:07:19,743 Let's get it back. 1114 01:07:28,128 --> 01:07:30,129 Go, Igor. Get the flag. 1115 01:07:33,091 --> 01:07:34,091 (HUMMING) 1116 01:07:36,344 --> 01:07:37,344 (YELPS) 1117 01:07:39,639 --> 01:07:41,473 (SCREAMING) What the heck? 1118 01:07:44,436 --> 01:07:45,936 Oh, disgusting alien! 1119 01:07:48,314 --> 01:07:49,523 Go, go, go! 1120 01:07:51,860 --> 01:07:53,152 (YELLING) 1121 01:07:59,033 --> 01:08:00,284 Come on, Igor! This way! 1122 01:08:05,957 --> 01:08:08,041 What? That's my flag! 1123 01:08:09,502 --> 01:08:10,502 Whoa! 1124 01:08:12,505 --> 01:08:14,840 Yeah! Whoo-hoo! We did it! 1125 01:08:15,049 --> 01:08:16,842 (GASPS) 1126 01:08:17,719 --> 01:08:18,719 No! 1127 01:08:18,887 --> 01:08:20,137 FRANK: Mike! 1128 01:08:20,972 --> 01:08:21,972 Watch out! 1129 01:08:22,974 --> 01:08:23,974 (MIKE GRUNTING) 1130 01:08:24,517 --> 01:08:26,477 (BOTH SCREAMING) 1131 01:08:28,354 --> 01:08:29,354 Grandpa! 1132 01:08:31,733 --> 01:08:33,901 CARSON: This isn't over! 1133 01:08:34,569 --> 01:08:35,736 Yes, I want a full report 1134 01:08:35,862 --> 01:08:38,822 on all the Lunar Module communication systems. Now! 1135 01:08:41,534 --> 01:08:42,534 (LAUGHS) 1136 01:08:45,830 --> 01:08:48,316 I don't care if the satellite needs to be reoriented! 1137 01:08:48,416 --> 01:08:49,541 Just do it! 1138 01:08:51,711 --> 01:08:54,087 Hey, do you know where I can find a radio from the '60s? 1139 01:08:54,255 --> 01:08:56,924 There's a bunch of old junk in storage in the basement. 1140 01:09:03,431 --> 01:09:04,723 Oh, man! 1141 01:09:07,185 --> 01:09:10,062 We've lost contact with Earth, we can't fly this thing 1142 01:09:10,230 --> 01:09:13,065 and that whack job kidnapped my grandpa. 1143 01:09:13,233 --> 01:09:14,733 We are hosed! 1144 01:09:17,278 --> 01:09:18,695 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 1145 01:09:20,240 --> 01:09:21,240 Huh? 1146 01:09:25,745 --> 01:09:27,913 Hello, my puny preschool punk! 1147 01:09:28,081 --> 01:09:30,082 Oh, shut up, Bonehead! 1148 01:09:31,918 --> 01:09:33,794 Pay attention, juvenile delinquents. 1149 01:09:33,962 --> 01:09:37,422 I'm offering you a deal. You give me the flag, 1150 01:09:37,590 --> 01:09:40,050 and I'll give you back this grumpy old fart. 1151 01:09:40,218 --> 01:09:42,094 (MUFFLED) No, Mike! Don't come here! 1152 01:09:42,262 --> 01:09:43,262 Grandpa! 1153 01:09:43,429 --> 01:09:44,831 You don't need to answer now. 1154 01:09:44,931 --> 01:09:46,723 I'll call you back in 1155 01:09:46,891 --> 01:09:48,642 10 seconds. (LAUGHING) 1156 01:09:49,102 --> 01:09:51,103 (SIGHS) I love being generous. 1157 01:09:51,646 --> 01:09:53,605 No, wait! 1158 01:09:55,108 --> 01:09:56,108 It's all over. 1159 01:09:56,276 --> 01:09:58,443 No, we can't give up now. 1160 01:09:58,611 --> 01:10:00,445 There's nothing else we can do. 1161 01:10:00,572 --> 01:10:01,780 (JEERING) 1162 01:10:01,990 --> 01:10:02,990 Time's up! 1163 01:10:03,157 --> 01:10:04,950 We accept your deal. 1164 01:10:05,118 --> 01:10:07,786 Good boy! Bring me the flag. 1165 01:10:11,833 --> 01:10:13,333 MARTY: I found it! 1166 01:10:19,799 --> 01:10:20,799 Ahh! Jeez! 1167 01:10:20,967 --> 01:10:23,635 All right. I need something to increase electrical resistance. 1168 01:10:23,803 --> 01:10:24,845 Copper, stainless... 1169 01:10:26,973 --> 01:10:28,640 Say, could I borrow this? 1170 01:10:30,268 --> 01:10:32,060 He's a bad boy. 1171 01:10:32,395 --> 01:10:33,979 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 1172 01:10:36,858 --> 01:10:38,483 (SMART PHONE BEEPING) 1173 01:10:43,489 --> 01:10:44,489 What the... 1174 01:10:44,616 --> 01:10:45,782 What's going on? 1175 01:10:45,950 --> 01:10:47,993 I'm getting messages? 1176 01:10:48,161 --> 01:10:50,329 Can't be. The antenna is busted. 1177 01:10:50,496 --> 01:10:52,497 Seriously. A whole bunch of them! 1178 01:10:52,665 --> 01:10:53,942 But that's impossible. 1179 01:10:54,042 --> 01:10:56,668 There's nothing here that could transmit from... 1180 01:10:58,338 --> 01:11:00,672 BOTH: (GASPING) Marty! 1181 01:11:07,805 --> 01:11:09,181 (BOTH GASPING) 1182 01:11:12,310 --> 01:11:14,978 You arrived at your destination. 1183 01:11:16,981 --> 01:11:19,274 I couldn't stand it anymore! 1184 01:11:28,201 --> 01:11:29,201 Whoa. 1185 01:11:30,078 --> 01:11:31,578 It's huge! 1186 01:11:45,051 --> 01:11:47,302 AUTOMATED VOICE: Adjusting gravity. 1187 01:11:51,307 --> 01:11:52,474 Open the hatch. 1188 01:12:15,456 --> 01:12:16,623 Welcome. 1189 01:12:16,916 --> 01:12:19,668 Now let's get on with this. Give me the flag. 1190 01:12:19,836 --> 01:12:21,378 First, my grandpa. 1191 01:12:21,629 --> 01:12:24,047 Sure thing. A deal's a deal. 1192 01:12:24,215 --> 01:12:25,215 Gigs. 1193 01:12:25,883 --> 01:12:26,925 (FRANK GRUNTING) 1194 01:12:29,846 --> 01:12:31,179 - Grandpa! - Mike! 1195 01:12:31,347 --> 01:12:34,266 Oh, I love family reunions. 1196 01:12:34,434 --> 01:12:35,600 How about you, Gigs? 1197 01:12:35,977 --> 01:12:37,686 I've never had a family, sir. 1198 01:12:38,187 --> 01:12:39,229 Let him go! 1199 01:12:39,397 --> 01:12:41,716 Give me that flag or say goodbye to the old fart! 1200 01:12:41,816 --> 01:12:42,816 (GRUNTING) 1201 01:12:47,071 --> 01:12:48,780 Okay, stop! I'll give you the flag! 1202 01:12:48,990 --> 01:12:50,073 Good boy. 1203 01:12:55,455 --> 01:12:57,372 Gigs, free him. 1204 01:13:06,257 --> 01:13:07,257 (SIGHS) 1205 01:13:17,060 --> 01:13:20,854 Well, now. After reunion comes farewell. 1206 01:13:21,022 --> 01:13:22,773 Gigs, kill them. 1207 01:13:22,940 --> 01:13:24,232 Excuse me, sir? 1208 01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:26,109 You are despicable, Mr. Carson. 1209 01:13:26,277 --> 01:13:28,236 What do you know, pip-squeak? 1210 01:13:28,404 --> 01:13:30,322 You think you're a genius, but we all know 1211 01:13:30,490 --> 01:13:32,991 that without your father's millions you'd never be anything. 1212 01:13:33,576 --> 01:13:36,078 How dare you, you little... 1213 01:13:36,245 --> 01:13:38,830 Yeah, she's right. You've inherited everything. 1214 01:13:38,998 --> 01:13:40,332 You haven't earned anything! 1215 01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:42,501 What do you know about earning anything? 1216 01:13:42,668 --> 01:13:44,795 Do you think all of this was built all by itself? 1217 01:13:44,962 --> 01:13:47,464 Do you mean this factory or whatever it is? 1218 01:13:47,632 --> 01:13:49,925 It's much more than a factory, you ignoramus. 1219 01:13:50,093 --> 01:13:51,843 It's a Helium-3 mine! 1220 01:13:52,011 --> 01:13:55,097 The greatest energy source mankind has ever known. 1221 01:13:55,264 --> 01:13:57,182 And it's all mine! 1222 01:13:57,350 --> 01:13:58,642 Look at my work! 1223 01:13:58,810 --> 01:14:00,644 My father would be proud of me! 1224 01:14:05,358 --> 01:14:06,441 Proud of a liar? 1225 01:14:06,609 --> 01:14:10,153 You've tricked the world into thinking that man never walked on the Moon. 1226 01:14:10,321 --> 01:14:11,655 Proud of a genius! 1227 01:14:11,823 --> 01:14:14,324 Only a genius could fool the whole world. 1228 01:14:14,492 --> 01:14:18,036 Only a genius could achieve the biggest energy monopoly in history. 1229 01:14:18,204 --> 01:14:20,789 I'll sell my energy to the whole planet, 1230 01:14:20,957 --> 01:14:23,291 and any country that doesn't wanna pay for it... 1231 01:14:23,459 --> 01:14:25,460 Boom! I'll disintegrate it, 1232 01:14:25,628 --> 01:14:28,088 as I'm gonna do right now, with you! 1233 01:14:28,256 --> 01:14:32,676 Nothing's a hitch if it makes you filthy rich. 1234 01:14:33,344 --> 01:14:34,928 Cool! 1235 01:14:35,346 --> 01:14:37,097 Cool? (STAMMERS) What's cool? 1236 01:14:37,265 --> 01:14:40,475 You've just given me the greatest headline I could ever have. 1237 01:14:40,643 --> 01:14:42,894 What the heck are you talking about? 1238 01:14:46,816 --> 01:14:47,884 Breaking news! 1239 01:14:47,984 --> 01:14:50,902 Richard Carson has just admitted that he's a shameless crook. 1240 01:14:53,114 --> 01:14:55,323 Smile! You're on camera! 1241 01:14:55,491 --> 01:14:57,576 The whole world is watching. 1242 01:14:57,827 --> 01:14:58,952 (STAMMERING) What's happening? 1243 01:14:59,120 --> 01:15:00,120 What's happening here? 1244 01:15:00,246 --> 01:15:01,230 Gigs! 1245 01:15:01,330 --> 01:15:02,414 What's going on, Gigs? 1246 01:15:03,082 --> 01:15:04,484 This is Amy Gonzalez 1247 01:15:04,584 --> 01:15:06,376 reporting live from the Moon. Back to Earth. 1248 01:15:06,669 --> 01:15:07,794 (ALL CHEERING) 1249 01:15:08,045 --> 01:15:09,113 ALL: Yeah! 1250 01:15:09,213 --> 01:15:10,797 (MEN CHEERING) 1251 01:15:12,133 --> 01:15:13,341 (BOTH CHEERING) 1252 01:15:13,509 --> 01:15:14,509 Losers. 1253 01:15:14,677 --> 01:15:16,803 - (ALL CHEERING) - I always trusted NASA. 1254 01:15:17,847 --> 01:15:22,392 MARTY: See? An old NASA computer, an 800 GHz Marty Antenna 1255 01:15:22,560 --> 01:15:25,103 and a little bit of old junk and voilà, 1256 01:15:25,271 --> 01:15:27,981 the brand-new Marty Communicator! 1257 01:15:28,149 --> 01:15:30,859 How could they send a signal to Earth? How? 1258 01:15:31,027 --> 01:15:32,611 Now, Igor. Go! 1259 01:15:33,112 --> 01:15:34,514 I'm afraid they have their own 1260 01:15:34,614 --> 01:15:36,448 - portable transmitter. - (YELPS) 1261 01:15:38,242 --> 01:15:41,828 You let them enter with that machine? You're fired! 1262 01:15:43,998 --> 01:15:45,040 FRANK: This way! 1263 01:15:45,208 --> 01:15:47,792 Don't let them escape. Stop them! 1264 01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:49,628 But am I fired or not? 1265 01:15:49,795 --> 01:15:50,962 Gigs! 1266 01:15:53,966 --> 01:15:54,966 (GRUNTS) 1267 01:15:59,639 --> 01:16:00,680 Watch out! 1268 01:16:00,848 --> 01:16:01,848 Jump! 1269 01:16:02,099 --> 01:16:03,767 (ALL SCREAMING) 1270 01:16:09,774 --> 01:16:10,774 (GASPS) 1271 01:16:15,112 --> 01:16:16,889 (SCREAMING) 1272 01:16:16,989 --> 01:16:18,266 No! 1273 01:16:18,366 --> 01:16:19,366 (CHILDREN SCREAMING) 1274 01:16:22,787 --> 01:16:24,287 (GROANING) 1275 01:16:25,206 --> 01:16:27,165 Commander, do you copy? Do you copy? 1276 01:16:29,460 --> 01:16:30,502 Grandpa! 1277 01:16:30,670 --> 01:16:31,779 Mike! 1278 01:16:31,879 --> 01:16:33,088 (GRUNTING) 1279 01:16:35,967 --> 01:16:37,008 Mike! Stop it! 1280 01:16:37,176 --> 01:16:39,010 I'm not gonna lose you again! 1281 01:16:39,178 --> 01:16:41,221 Stop it! Listen to me! 1282 01:16:41,847 --> 01:16:45,433 Mike, my helmet is cracked. I'm running out of oxygen. 1283 01:16:46,644 --> 01:16:47,644 (GASPS) 1284 01:16:53,150 --> 01:16:54,150 (SIGHS) 1285 01:16:55,778 --> 01:16:57,404 (AIR HISSING) 1286 01:17:01,242 --> 01:17:03,410 (BREATHING DEEPLY) 1287 01:17:05,371 --> 01:17:07,789 You asked me something, 1288 01:17:08,332 --> 01:17:12,210 something I couldn't answer in the last 40 years. 1289 01:17:16,882 --> 01:17:19,134 Why you left home? 1290 01:17:29,395 --> 01:17:32,439 A few days before I was to go to the Moon, 1291 01:17:32,773 --> 01:17:36,067 your dad came home from school with the chicken pox. 1292 01:17:37,695 --> 01:17:41,823 MIKE: You caught it off him and that's why you couldn't go to the Moon? 1293 01:17:44,243 --> 01:17:48,246 Yes. I got the chicken pox, so they replaced me. 1294 01:17:48,414 --> 01:17:51,499 And you blamed Dad? It wasn't his fault! 1295 01:17:52,251 --> 01:17:54,502 You're right. It wasn't. 1296 01:17:54,754 --> 01:17:57,589 But all I wanted in life was to go to the Moon, 1297 01:17:57,757 --> 01:18:00,759 and when I lost the opportunity, I felt like a failure. 1298 01:18:01,260 --> 01:18:05,096 Unworthy of anything, even my family. 1299 01:18:05,765 --> 01:18:09,768 In reality, I felt bad for blaming little Scott. 1300 01:18:10,644 --> 01:18:12,672 I would look at my kid and feel ashamed 1301 01:18:12,772 --> 01:18:15,315 of the anger I felt towards him. 1302 01:18:15,733 --> 01:18:18,651 And that made me think I was a bad father. 1303 01:18:19,695 --> 01:18:24,074 I felt so bad about it that I thought they'd be better off without me. 1304 01:18:24,784 --> 01:18:26,368 I was wrong. 1305 01:18:26,911 --> 01:18:30,246 It was the biggest mistake of my life. 1306 01:18:38,214 --> 01:18:39,615 AMY: Now, hit it! 1307 01:18:39,715 --> 01:18:40,840 (CRACKLING) 1308 01:18:41,467 --> 01:18:43,551 MIKE: Stand aside, Grandpa! 1309 01:18:50,601 --> 01:18:51,961 That was a great story. 1310 01:18:52,061 --> 01:18:53,978 Why don't we finish it on Earth? 1311 01:18:56,857 --> 01:18:58,467 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 1312 01:18:58,567 --> 01:18:59,609 No! Not again! 1313 01:18:59,735 --> 01:19:03,071 There you are! This is the last time you fool me! 1314 01:19:05,116 --> 01:19:07,310 Seriously, I hate that thing. 1315 01:19:07,410 --> 01:19:09,452 (GATE OPENING) 1316 01:19:20,673 --> 01:19:21,782 (SQUEALS) 1317 01:19:21,882 --> 01:19:23,216 (GASPS) 1318 01:19:24,677 --> 01:19:27,846 You ruined my plan, my life. 1319 01:19:28,347 --> 01:19:30,849 Now you're gonna pay for it! 1320 01:19:31,016 --> 01:19:32,934 Hurry up, kids, we gotta run! 1321 01:19:33,102 --> 01:19:34,436 We won't get far together. 1322 01:19:34,603 --> 01:19:35,921 Grandpa, you're running out of oxygen. 1323 01:19:36,021 --> 01:19:37,939 Just get back to the LEM. 1324 01:19:38,357 --> 01:19:40,733 Trust me, Grandpa. I've got a plan. 1325 01:19:40,901 --> 01:19:42,735 Amy, use this as a surfboard. 1326 01:19:43,487 --> 01:19:44,529 But, Mike... 1327 01:19:46,615 --> 01:19:47,699 Just go! 1328 01:19:47,992 --> 01:19:49,492 You want this, Carson? 1329 01:19:49,618 --> 01:19:50,660 (SCREAMING) 1330 01:19:58,043 --> 01:19:59,544 So what's the plan? 1331 01:20:00,296 --> 01:20:02,714 To get a proper kiss from you before I die. 1332 01:20:02,882 --> 01:20:04,632 What? Watch out! 1333 01:20:07,511 --> 01:20:09,554 Let's teach them a lesson, Dad! 1334 01:20:15,811 --> 01:20:16,853 (GASPS) 1335 01:20:17,021 --> 01:20:18,438 The alien strikes back! 1336 01:20:23,861 --> 01:20:24,903 (SCREAMING) 1337 01:20:25,738 --> 01:20:28,740 (GROWLS) I'll turn you into stew! 1338 01:20:43,172 --> 01:20:44,214 (GRUNTS) 1339 01:20:51,764 --> 01:20:52,873 Marty, we need you! 1340 01:20:52,973 --> 01:20:54,140 The understatement of the century! 1341 01:20:54,308 --> 01:20:56,392 Activate the Marty Rocket, now! 1342 01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:57,711 Uh, are you sure? 1343 01:20:57,811 --> 01:20:59,422 You know it's still in the beta testing phase. 1344 01:20:59,522 --> 01:21:00,548 Just do it! 1345 01:21:00,648 --> 01:21:02,524 - Okay, okay! Marty Rocket on! - (BEEPS) 1346 01:21:04,610 --> 01:21:05,735 (SCREAMING) 1347 01:21:06,111 --> 01:21:07,946 Full throttle. Now! 1348 01:21:12,076 --> 01:21:13,102 Gotcha! 1349 01:21:13,202 --> 01:21:14,478 Well, this deserves a kiss. 1350 01:21:14,578 --> 01:21:16,204 Wait until I tell you my plan. 1351 01:21:16,372 --> 01:21:17,857 Hey, guys, what's going on up there? 1352 01:21:17,957 --> 01:21:19,040 Am I missing something? 1353 01:21:21,210 --> 01:21:22,752 (PANTING) 1354 01:21:26,590 --> 01:21:27,632 (GRUNTS) 1355 01:21:30,678 --> 01:21:32,220 (GASPING) 1356 01:21:39,144 --> 01:21:40,504 - (BOTH GASPING) - Come on, Daddy. 1357 01:21:40,604 --> 01:21:42,605 Let's finish these brats off! 1358 01:21:46,694 --> 01:21:47,735 Marty, now slow it down! 1359 01:21:51,115 --> 01:21:52,448 More gas! More gas! 1360 01:21:52,616 --> 01:21:54,033 Slow down! No, faster! 1361 01:21:54,201 --> 01:21:55,827 Would you make up your mind already? 1362 01:21:59,832 --> 01:22:02,208 What? I'm a machine? 1363 01:22:02,376 --> 01:22:04,586 Mike, where are you going? Please tell me the plan. 1364 01:22:05,129 --> 01:22:07,213 Carson still has his Helium-3 base. 1365 01:22:07,381 --> 01:22:09,632 It could mean total disaster for the whole world! 1366 01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:13,386 So what? Destroying it would be the only way to stop him! 1367 01:22:13,554 --> 01:22:14,679 That's the plan. 1368 01:22:14,847 --> 01:22:17,098 AMY: What? Are you crazy? 1369 01:22:17,891 --> 01:22:20,393 Oh, Mike, you're not thinking of doing... 1370 01:22:20,561 --> 01:22:21,853 You're not gonna do... 1371 01:22:22,021 --> 01:22:23,521 The Moneyball! 1372 01:22:25,983 --> 01:22:28,985 Just follow my lead, Amy. Are you with me? 1373 01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:39,203 I'm gonna smash you! 1374 01:22:40,748 --> 01:22:41,956 I'm gonna crush you! 1375 01:22:42,207 --> 01:22:43,625 Hold on to me! 1376 01:22:43,917 --> 01:22:46,085 I'm gonna grind you under my wheels! (YELLING) 1377 01:22:53,177 --> 01:22:54,218 (GASPS) 1378 01:22:58,557 --> 01:23:00,183 (PANTING) 1379 01:23:08,567 --> 01:23:10,568 Mike, do you copy? 1380 01:23:12,863 --> 01:23:14,864 Mike, do you copy? 1381 01:23:17,451 --> 01:23:20,036 Mike! Do you copy? 1382 01:23:42,434 --> 01:23:43,601 (GASPS) 1383 01:23:50,359 --> 01:23:51,609 Yeah! 1384 01:24:01,537 --> 01:24:02,771 (ALL CHEERING) 1385 01:24:02,871 --> 01:24:04,372 Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 1386 01:24:05,374 --> 01:24:06,416 Dad! 1387 01:24:07,042 --> 01:24:09,043 Mission accomplished, Grandpa. 1388 01:24:10,212 --> 01:24:13,381 Not yet. There is still something left to do. 1389 01:24:19,304 --> 01:24:23,725 FRANK: In 1969, mankind performed a great feat. 1390 01:24:24,226 --> 01:24:27,437 We flew to the Moon and planted a flag there 1391 01:24:27,604 --> 01:24:29,605 in the name of all humanity. 1392 01:24:30,023 --> 01:24:34,527 Today, nearly 50 years later, we repeat this action 1393 01:24:34,945 --> 01:24:36,305 to remind ourselves 1394 01:24:36,405 --> 01:24:39,574 that this beautiful natural satellite 1395 01:24:39,742 --> 01:24:42,019 does not belong to any one person, 1396 01:24:42,119 --> 01:24:44,162 company, or country, 1397 01:24:44,788 --> 01:24:47,081 but to all of mankind, 1398 01:24:47,708 --> 01:24:50,361 something that future generations must continue 1399 01:24:50,461 --> 01:24:51,961 to safeguard. 1400 01:24:52,504 --> 01:24:54,547 United, like a family. 1401 01:24:56,800 --> 01:24:58,843 (ALL CHEERING) 1402 01:25:37,090 --> 01:25:38,549 (INAUDIBLE) 1403 01:28:23,382 --> 01:28:24,799 Daddy? 1404 01:28:25,050 --> 01:28:26,759 Is this heaven? 1405 01:28:28,345 --> 01:28:30,163 Is that you, Dad? 1406 01:28:30,263 --> 01:28:31,973 Uh... Mr. Carson? 1407 01:28:32,140 --> 01:28:35,601 Gigs? What are you doing here, without a helmet? 1408 01:28:35,769 --> 01:28:37,770 It turns out I don't need one, sir. 1409 01:28:37,938 --> 01:28:40,231 I'm an android. Gags made me. 1410 01:28:41,817 --> 01:28:45,945 Gigs, if you can see this, it means your life is about to go out. 1411 01:28:46,113 --> 01:28:48,557 That's right, Gigs, you're an android. 1412 01:28:48,657 --> 01:28:50,116 I created you. 1413 01:28:50,993 --> 01:28:54,245 Oh, you poor little fellow. You lost your daddy, too. 1414 01:28:54,413 --> 01:28:56,247 Yes, you killed him, sir. 1415 01:28:56,415 --> 01:28:58,958 Never mind, I forgive you. 1416 01:28:59,126 --> 01:29:00,986 You've got me now. 1417 01:29:01,086 --> 01:29:02,795 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 1418 01:29:04,131 --> 01:29:07,008 Gigs, can we turn the annoying bot off? 1419 01:29:07,175 --> 01:29:09,802 I can't, sir. It has an infinite Helium-3 battery. 1420 01:29:09,928 --> 01:29:12,930 Mmm, great. Who's the idiot who approved that? 1421 01:29:13,265 --> 01:29:14,765 GIGS: It was you, sir. 1422 01:29:14,933 --> 01:29:16,142 CARSON: Oh. 1423 01:29:16,601 --> 01:29:18,602 It was a good idea. 98009