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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SNIGGERING)
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(ORIENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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BRICK: Hey, there,
Wacky Race fans,
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Brick Crashman here,
live from a Hong Kong get-along.
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A daring dash through
the twisting exotic streets
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of one of the world's
greatest cities.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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-Hey, Brick.
-Hey, Peter.
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Tonight the racers are using
a new navigational program called "C.A.T.S."
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Which stands for Computer
Aided Tracking System.
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(SCREAMING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Okay, C.A.T.S.,
there's a fork in the road,
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which way do we go?
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C.A.T.S.:Turn left at fork in road.
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Experiencing signal interference.
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(EVIL LAUGHTER)
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GOLDEN PAW:Turn right at fork in road.
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Now left.
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In 50 feet, turn right
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onto the dark and foreboding side street.
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Look out! Dead end.
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Ooh, sounds wonderful.
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Where exactly did that
C.A.T.S. catastrophe lead us?
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Well, hello there. Who are you?
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Me? I'm just Penrod Pooch.
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Your average, ordinary
freelance sanitation engineer.
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-(ALL GASP)
-You can talk!
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-Well, then, what's
your excuse, Muttley? -(MUTTERS QUIZZICALLY)
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I just travel the world
with old Betsy here,
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cleaning up messes.
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And by that, I mean, sweeping.
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Ha, battling the evil forces
of a globe-spanning criminal empire
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run by a ruthless villain
who will stop at nothing to capture and destroy me.
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-PENELOPE: Oh, well,
no one cares. -(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(GASPING)
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-What was that?
-The music suddenly got all spooky,
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like something bad was
going to happen.
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Maybe you nice people
ought to get in your cars and go back to your race.
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-(CAMERA ROLLING)
-Hmm, I think something's going on here.
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What makes you say that?
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Say that again.
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Nothing's wrong.
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Ha! Your lip sync is off.
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And everything looks different.
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(WHOOSHING)
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Hey, look at this,
every time I move, I make a cool whooshing sound.
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(WHOOSHING)
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(WHOOSHING)
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If I didn't know better,
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I'd say this was starting
to feel like an old kung-fu movie.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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Now, why don't you all
just get back to your...
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-To your...
-(SHUDDERS)
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Why are we all getting wriggly?
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-Something is going on.
-No, it's not.
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And I'm definitely not
having a flashback.
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Snatch the kibble from my hand.
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Ha! Too slow.
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Hmm, nacho cheese flavored.
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When you can snatch the kibble
from my hand,
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you will be ready
to battle the evil of
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K.I.T.Y.
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K.I.T.Y!
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Better, my son.
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Look, Teacher, I'm doing it,
I'm walking on coal.
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That's great, Penrod,
but I asked you to make me lunch.
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Stop touching my food
with your feet.
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You are ready.
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From this day,
you will be known as...
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♪ Hong Kong Phooey ♪
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Here, take this broom
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Why broom?
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Because you're gonna need
to make a living.
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All you know how to do
is make foot burgers.
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One last thing,
this is a terrible time for a flashback.
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You're about to get
your butt kicked.
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(MEOWS)
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Hey, who is this guy.
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A robot ninja cat,
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part of the evil criminal
organization known as, K.I.T.Y.,
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the club of infamous traitors,
troublemakers and yucky people.
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Maybe. That's just a guess.
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You know, I'm just a janitor
not a superhero.
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-What do they want?
-At last,
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we have tracked down
the troublesome Hong Kong Phooey.
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No longer can you hide
behind your mask
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for we know who you are.
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The true identity
of Hong Kong Phooey
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is none other than Muttley.
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-(ALL GASPING)
-Muttley!
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Give the dog to us
and no one gets hurt much.
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(LAUGHING)
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(CATS LAUGHING ROBOTICALLY)
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This looks like a job
for Hong Kong Phooey.
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Rats! I'm stuck.
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You want Muttley,
you have to go through all of us.
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(GRUNTING)
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Oh, my gift stars and garters,
who are you?
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I am Hong Kong Phooey,
I'm here to help.
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Get that dog,
he is Hong Kong Phooey.
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(YOWLING)
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(GRUNTING)
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I'll handle this. Hi-yah.
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Oh, it hurts. The pain.
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(PETER GROANING)
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(GRUNTING)
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What are you doing, Perfect?
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Oh, I have a stunt double
for my fighting stuff,
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it's in my contract.
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Well, howdy, folks.
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Hope you're enjoying the show.
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Hi-yah!
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(SCREAMING)
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(WHIMPERING)
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-(YOWLING)
-Oh, no.
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They got away with Muttley.
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(YOWLING)
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Welcome to the secret lair
of K.I.T.Y.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(CHUCKLING ROBOTICALLY)
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I am Golden Paw,
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-your host and oppressor.
-(YOWLING)
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Prepare for an evening
of witty conversation,
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a few canapes,
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and your doom.
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(LAUGHS)
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(LAUGHING ROBOTICALLY)
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Behold!
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(LAUGHS)
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The Paw of Evil,
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ready to deliver
the ultimate karate chop.
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Uh-oh.
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I.Q.:Good thing Mr. Dastardly had a secret transmitter hidden on Muttley.
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But why even have that?
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He takes long lunches
and I'm naturally nosy.
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Your friend seems to have been
taken to K.I.T.Y.'s secret underwater headquarters.
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We have to hurry.
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Goodness knows what those fiends are doing to Muttley.
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The time of your destruction
is at hand.
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Get it? Paw, hand?
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Hmm, I thought it was funny.
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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Seriously? Who drops by
this time of night.
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-(BEEPS)
-MAN:Kitty litter removal service.
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Oh, just a minute.
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I'm glad you're here.
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Last night was taco Tuesday.
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Hey, you're not the usual
kitty litter guy.
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You know I don't tip, right?
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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Ninjas, we're under attack.
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(DASTARDLY SIGHING)
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(CATS YOWLING)
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-(MUTTLEY GROANS)
-Hmm.
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Come with me, Mr. Phooey.
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That's my henchdog
you have there.
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I call dibs.
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Oh, certainly, here.
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Psych!
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(WHIPMERS)
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Robot sharks with laser fins.
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(GASPS) Robot alligators
with laser tails.
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(YOWLING)
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(MEOWING)
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(GOLDEN PAW PANTING)
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This is exhausting.
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Here, you carry me now.
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(MUMBLES)
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There he goes,
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Hold on, Muttley. I'll save you.
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(SCREAMING)
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Is there any animal here
that doesn't shoot lasers?
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(YOWLING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(PANTING)
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Hong Kong Phooey!
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How can you be
in two places at once?
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Oh, you're the dog from
the other cartoon, aren't you?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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TEACHER:Snatch the kibble from my hand.
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(GRUNTING)
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(ALARM BLARING)
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We will meet again,
Hong Kong Phooey.
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Ow, ouch, aah.
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(GRUNTING)
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This is even more painful
than it looks.
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He should really have
a stunt double.
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(ALARM CONTINUES BLARING)
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Uh-oh!
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(GROANING)
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(SNIGGERING)
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-Phew.
-(EXPLOSION)
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PENELOPE: To the cars!
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(MUFFLED EXPLOSION)
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Oh, phooey.
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Where's Hong Kong Phooey?
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He's gone back into the shadows,
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I would assume.
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I'm just a janitor who happened
to be standing out here.
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-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-DASTARDLY: Looks like he said that before.
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Rest assured,
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wherever evil threatens
goodness and niceness,
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Hong Kong Phooey will be there.
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Teacher, what are
you doing here?
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Wow, another dog that
wears clothes and can talk.
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You disappoint me, Muttley.
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(GRUMBLES)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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