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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,152 --> 00:00:20,952 (SNICKERING) 2 00:00:35,268 --> 00:00:36,568 (SNICKERING) 3 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:38,207 My lord, Dasterious. 4 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:40,512 We are closing on Peter Perfectonator's vessel. 5 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:44,114 Very good, Pandora. 6 00:00:44,178 --> 00:00:49,128 has hidden will be mine. (LAUGHS) 7 00:00:50,451 --> 00:00:53,451 Steady, crew. We must keep the dread Lord Dasterious 8 00:00:53,521 --> 00:00:58,521 from getting the incredibly dangerous secret on this tape. 9 00:00:58,726 --> 00:01:03,726 You wanted to see me, your Perfectness? 10 00:01:03,931 --> 00:01:05,771 certain doom, and extreme graphic violence 11 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:10,833 completely unacceptable for children. 12 00:01:10,905 --> 00:01:14,905 Where's your tape player? 13 00:01:14,975 --> 00:01:17,035 -We'll make it fit! -(SCREAMS) 14 00:01:17,111 --> 00:01:19,011 I don't think this is a very good idea. 15 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:20,610 (GROANING) That's not right. 16 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:21,951 (GRUNTING) 17 00:01:22,016 --> 00:01:26,286 -No more... -Almost... There! 18 00:01:26,354 --> 00:01:28,194 Done! Now to transport you to the planet. 19 00:01:28,256 --> 00:01:30,456 -I'll go to a shuttle. -There's no time! 20 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:32,134 -Hey! -Sorry! 21 00:01:32,193 --> 00:01:33,793 Please, leave me with my dignity. 22 00:01:33,861 --> 00:01:36,631 -There's no time for dignity. -(GROANING) 23 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:39,397 -(FLUSHES) -(SCREAMING) 24 00:01:39,466 --> 00:01:41,196 Good luck, brave robot. 25 00:01:41,269 --> 00:01:43,809 -What now, sir? -Now we fight to the last soul 26 00:01:43,872 --> 00:01:48,872 to bide time for I.Q. to complete his dangerous mission. 27 00:01:49,477 --> 00:01:51,547 No. Had you going, didn't I? (LAUGHS) 28 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:55,662 -Abandon ship! -(SCREAMING) 29 00:01:56,717 --> 00:02:00,447 (FLUSHING) 30 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:04,020 (SNICKERING) 31 00:02:04,091 --> 00:02:08,191 What's taking them so long? 32 00:02:08,261 --> 00:02:10,761 Excellent! 33 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:13,601 Where is Captain... Oh, my! 34 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:15,067 Um, hi. 35 00:02:15,136 --> 00:02:18,666 Well, well. Who is this captivating creature? 36 00:02:18,740 --> 00:02:21,680 Are those mechanical minions belligerently bothering you, 37 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:25,112 -my scrumptious space sprite? -Ah... 38 00:02:25,178 --> 00:02:27,278 Uh-oh. 39 00:02:27,347 --> 00:02:29,047 For me? Oh. 40 00:02:29,116 --> 00:02:32,546 How deeply disturbing. 41 00:02:32,619 --> 00:02:35,119 Pay no attention my space sparkle. 42 00:02:35,189 --> 00:02:36,719 She's just a Machiavellian mercenary 43 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:38,460 I employ for minor missions. 44 00:02:38,525 --> 00:02:40,585 Like bringing me Perfectonator! 45 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,131 Yeah, I'll get right on that. 46 00:02:42,196 --> 00:02:43,896 Oh, look, I found him. 47 00:02:43,964 --> 00:02:47,444 Perfectonator? Where is the secret data tape? 48 00:02:47,502 --> 00:02:50,002 Somewhere you'll never find it because I gave it to 49 00:02:50,070 --> 00:02:54,470 a cute robot and sent him down to the planet 50 00:02:54,541 --> 00:02:56,511 Pandora! Find that robot! 51 00:02:56,576 --> 00:02:59,876 Yeah, yeah. I'm going. 52 00:02:59,947 --> 00:03:02,047 And you're wrinkling my dress! 53 00:03:02,116 --> 00:03:04,646 Finally, a chance to be a real space hero 54 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:06,188 like Captain Perfectonator. 55 00:03:06,253 --> 00:03:08,423 (SNIFFS) I think I smell smoke. 56 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:11,259 (SCREAMS) My biscuits are burning! 57 00:03:11,324 --> 00:03:13,534 (SCREAMING) 58 00:03:13,594 --> 00:03:16,464 Ladies, gentlemen, and disgusting space globs! 59 00:03:16,531 --> 00:03:19,971 (SCREAMS)We are microns away from the end of the 60 00:03:20,034 --> 00:03:22,144 Gobbletracksy Galactic Grand Prix! 61 00:03:22,203 --> 00:03:24,943 And here the space racers come now! 62 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:30,005 I have to say, the scenery here is so interesting. 63 00:03:30,343 --> 00:03:34,353 Oh! And lively. 64 00:03:34,415 --> 00:03:37,785 Oh, Daddy. This is all so very exciting. 65 00:03:37,851 --> 00:03:39,591 Step on it, son. 66 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:43,123 The ugly ape thing is winning. 67 00:03:43,190 --> 00:03:46,460 I'm so excited, I could undergo mitosis! 68 00:03:46,526 --> 00:03:48,356 Oh! I just did! 69 00:03:48,429 --> 00:03:50,529 BRICK:As the racers approach the final stretch 70 00:03:50,598 --> 00:03:54,698 it's... Penelope Pitstop for the win! 71 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:56,198 (GOBBLING) 72 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:59,370 -You've failed. -(EXCLAIMS) 73 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:03,790 Blah, this is all your fault. 74 00:04:04,845 --> 00:04:07,305 Oh, hold me, you big beautiful blob. 75 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:12,290 Disturbing. 76 00:04:12,353 --> 00:04:15,563 -Oh. -Congratulations, Penelope. You've won again. 77 00:04:15,623 --> 00:04:19,863 Uh, right thanks. (GROANS) I guess. Something wrong? 78 00:04:19,928 --> 00:04:22,928 It's just that usually when I finish the exposition something horrible 79 00:04:22,998 --> 00:04:26,128 -and unnecessarily violent happens to me. -(SCREAMING) 80 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:30,000 Like that. (GROANING) 81 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:31,940 At least the worst is over. 82 00:04:32,006 --> 00:04:35,376 Ah, come on! 83 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:36,782 (STRAINING) 84 00:04:36,844 --> 00:04:39,984 Gotcha! 85 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:42,977 (GROANS) I joined the Space Corps. Who're you? 86 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:44,790 I'm Penelope Spacestop. 87 00:04:44,852 --> 00:04:47,362 Penelope Spacestop? Great Galaxies! 88 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:49,891 Captain Peter Perfectonator sent me to find you. 89 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:51,957 Cap... Captain? Petey's a captain? 90 00:04:52,026 --> 00:04:54,056 He sent me to give you a super secret message. 91 00:04:54,128 --> 00:04:56,258 -Can you show me? -Hold on a second. 92 00:04:56,330 --> 00:04:59,600 Hello! Testing, testing. Okay. 93 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:02,137 Hi, Penny. The universe is in terrible danger. 94 00:05:02,204 --> 00:05:04,444 I have been entrusted by the Space Corps with the secret location 95 00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:06,605 of the most powerful object in the universe. 96 00:05:06,673 --> 00:05:10,353 The Heart of Infinity. 97 00:05:10,412 --> 00:05:12,882 completely filled with super dangerous mazes and traps and no parking signs. 98 00:05:12,947 --> 00:05:15,817 And is surrounded by a field of automated laser space drones. 99 00:05:15,884 --> 00:05:18,254 The coordinates of the Battle Planet are here. 100 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,618 (BEEPING) 101 00:05:19,686 --> 00:05:23,356 If anything happens to me 102 00:05:23,424 --> 00:05:27,934 The entire galaxy is counting on you, Penny. Good luck. 103 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:29,655 Okay, how do I turn this off? 104 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:31,500 There, I think I did it. 105 00:05:31,566 --> 00:05:34,266 Great. (HUMS)Nothing to do now. 106 00:05:34,336 --> 00:05:36,966 I guess I'll put my pants on my head and dance a little bit. 107 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:38,467 Oh, yeah, that's the stuff. 108 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:40,739 Free and easy. Feel that space breeze. 109 00:05:40,808 --> 00:05:43,578 I must get to Battle Planet before anyone else discovers where it is. 110 00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:46,154 Miss Pitstop, I think maybe she knows. 111 00:05:46,213 --> 00:05:48,353 Now we all know where the Heart of Infinity is 112 00:05:48,416 --> 00:05:51,016 and I'll stop at nothing to get it. 113 00:05:51,085 --> 00:05:53,985 -(LAUGHING MANIACALLY) -(BLOWS RASPBERRY) 114 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:56,324 Huh? Rude. 115 00:05:56,389 --> 00:05:59,929 (LAUGHING) 116 00:05:59,993 --> 00:06:01,863 -(COUGHING) -Oh, shoot! 117 00:06:01,930 --> 00:06:04,430 -Are you all right? -I never get ahead on this show. 118 00:06:04,497 --> 00:06:06,597 Come on, I.Q.! 119 00:06:11,972 --> 00:06:14,342 Evil Lord Dasterious to Pandora. 120 00:06:14,408 --> 00:06:15,838 Do you have the coordinates? 121 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:19,509 Yes, I have the coordinates. 122 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:22,380 I go get the most powerful object in the universe 123 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:25,520 and then come back and conquer all of time and space! 124 00:06:25,586 --> 00:06:27,986 Actually, that doesn't really work for me. 125 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:32,405 I quit! (LAUGHING MANIACALLY) 126 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:36,700 She jumped to hyper space. Hang on! (BEEPS) 127 00:06:36,764 --> 00:06:39,774 Ah! Didn't see that coming did you, Dicky? 128 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:41,273 (YELLING) 129 00:06:41,335 --> 00:06:42,895 Didn't I? (LAUGHING) 130 00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:46,720 PETER: I'm getting dizzy. 131 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:50,505 There it is. The Battle Planet. 132 00:06:50,578 --> 00:06:55,578 Too slow, sucker. The Heart of Infinity is all mine. 133 00:06:55,883 --> 00:06:59,593 PANDORA: Uh-oh. 134 00:06:59,654 --> 00:07:04,654 Wow. They really don't like visitors. 135 00:07:04,826 --> 00:07:07,226 -Sensors on maximum. -Sensors on maximum. 136 00:07:07,294 --> 00:07:10,504 Well, I'm putting my sensors on double maximum. 137 00:07:10,565 --> 00:07:13,465 (SCOFFS) Well, that makes no sense. I.Q.? Can you find me a way in? 138 00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:15,974 Scanning. I have found an access tube. 139 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:19,866 But it's too well-protected. 140 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:22,640 Pandora? 141 00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:26,910 (SCOFFS)Fine. Just try to keep up. 142 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:31,320 PENELOPE: Arming electron blaster. 143 00:07:31,385 --> 00:07:34,685 -Pandora, watch your six! -Watch your own. 144 00:07:34,755 --> 00:07:39,225 Oh, thanks. 145 00:07:39,293 --> 00:07:43,933 Stay close, I'll cover you! 146 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:48,947 It's through that hatch up ahead! 147 00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:53,670 Wow! There it is, Pandora. The Heart of Infinity. 148 00:07:53,741 --> 00:07:58,741 -Pandora? Pandora! Hey! -(LAUGHING) 149 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:02,320 -Give it back! -It's mine! 150 00:08:02,383 --> 00:08:03,883 No, it's mine! 151 00:08:03,951 --> 00:08:06,421 Actually, I believe it's mine. 152 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:07,716 (LAUGHING) 153 00:08:07,789 --> 00:08:10,489 Dasterious? But how did you get in here? 154 00:08:10,558 --> 00:08:12,458 I prudently placed a teleport tracker 155 00:08:12,527 --> 00:08:15,897 on your prevaricating personage before you perambulated from the ship. 156 00:08:15,964 --> 00:08:19,734 You see, the only way into this circumspect control center 157 00:08:19,801 --> 00:08:23,371 is for two expert pilots to work together! 158 00:08:23,437 --> 00:08:25,937 So you tricked us into helping each other? 159 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:28,306 Yes, I did. (LAUGHING) 160 00:08:28,376 --> 00:08:32,176 So, now that you have the heart, what are you gonna do with it? 161 00:08:32,246 --> 00:08:35,716 -Ah! Nothing. -(GASPS) 162 00:08:35,782 --> 00:08:37,322 (SNICKERING) 163 00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:41,094 I'm lost. Who's lost? 164 00:08:41,156 --> 00:08:43,856 The Heart of Infinity is a MacGuffin. A myth! 165 00:08:43,925 --> 00:08:48,025 A trick to distract the unwary, unwashed and insanely ignorant. 166 00:08:48,095 --> 00:08:50,425 -Uh, I believed it. -I rest my case. 167 00:08:50,498 --> 00:08:53,498 -Ow. -The real prize 168 00:08:56,303 --> 00:09:01,303 is this penultimately powerful Battle Planet. 169 00:09:03,044 --> 00:09:05,584 You're gonna use the Battle Planet to conquer the galaxy? 170 00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:07,846 -Yup. -Are you hiring, by any chance? 171 00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:09,724 -Nope. -(ALL GASP) 172 00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:12,353 (SNICKERING) 173 00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:14,389 (YELLS) We're doomed! 174 00:09:14,455 --> 00:09:18,255 We've gotta stop him! 175 00:09:18,326 --> 00:09:21,096 ♪ And in my galaxy, I'll have some evil Evil, evil, oh! 176 00:09:21,162 --> 00:09:24,202 -♪ Evil here and evil there... ♪ -(BEEPS) 177 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:25,974 Hmm? It's not responding. 178 00:09:26,034 --> 00:09:28,444 -What's happening? What are you doing? -I am. 179 00:09:28,503 --> 00:09:32,073 I've overridden the control and activated the self-destruct! 180 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:34,539 (BEEPING) 181 00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:37,307 What? No! 182 00:09:37,378 --> 00:09:41,648 (WHISTLING) 183 00:09:41,716 --> 00:09:44,486 You mean I'm finally a space hero, just like you? 184 00:09:44,552 --> 00:09:46,622 Whoa, let's not get crazy here. 185 00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:48,717 -Why are you wearing a dress? -Space comfort. 186 00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:50,319 COMPUTER:Ten seconds to destruct. 187 00:09:50,391 --> 00:09:52,831 Nine. Eight. 188 00:09:52,894 --> 00:09:55,064 -Seven. Six. -Time to leave. Come on, everybody. 189 00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:56,898 -Five and a half. -In here. 190 00:09:56,963 --> 00:09:58,403 -Five. -No! 191 00:09:58,466 --> 00:10:03,466 -Four. Three. -This can't be happening! 192 00:10:04,305 --> 00:10:06,765 Toaster ovens don't have self-destruct switches! 193 00:10:06,841 --> 00:10:09,111 Skateboards don't have self-destructs! 194 00:10:09,177 --> 00:10:12,447 Telephones don't self-destruct if you hit the wrong button! 195 00:10:12,514 --> 00:10:16,324 It makes no sense to go to all the trouble of building something 196 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:21,183 and then make it blow itself up! 197 00:10:27,595 --> 00:10:30,125 Oh, my stars and garters! That was close. 198 00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:33,167 Too close. 199 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:35,103 That was fun. We should do it again. 200 00:10:35,170 --> 00:10:37,940 When the Space Corps gives me a new ship, you could all be my crew! 201 00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:39,165 -I'm in! -Me, too! 202 00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:40,809 -And me! -PANDORA: What's it pay? 203 00:10:40,875 --> 00:10:44,445 Bana cream pies don't come with a self-destruct! 204 00:10:44,512 --> 00:10:47,082 Neither do easy chairs! Or wigwams! 205 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,947 It just makes no sense at all! 206 00:10:48,997 --> 00:10:53,547 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 15228

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