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(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)
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(SNICKERING)
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Hey, hey, race fans,
I'm Big Brick backwoods Crashman,
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high over the majestic
Canadian wilderness,
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bringing you every wacky
minute of the annual Cross Country Canuck 5000.
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-Uh-oh!
-(GROANS)
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BRICK: It's a grueling run in the Saskatoon sun
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at the height of the moose migration season.
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So watch out, racers. Those track hazards have antlers.
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Water mode activate.
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-(BRAKES SCREECHING)
-PETER: Uh-oh. Hmm.
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Pardon me. Excuse me.
So sorry. Coming through.
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Car, engage anti-grav.
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-CAR: Did you say, "Enrage Aunt Gracie"?
-What?
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Ignasius Quentin. This is your Aunt Gracie.
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Did you change my status to super-gassy at Christmas?
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-That enrages me! -No, I... It was...
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Aunty Gracie,
can I call you back? I'm in the middle of a race.
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(GRUNTS)
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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Never ever fear, Muttley,
my canine co-conspirator.
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This Canadian contest
is all but conceded.
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All because you
snuck up here weeks ago
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to set a series
of sinister surprises.
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-Now...
Did you ring the spring? -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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-Oil the oil-slicks?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Magnetize the magnet?
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(SNICKERING)
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(CHUCKLING) Good, good...
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Muttley, I owe
a great deal of thanks...
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-To me!
-(GASPS)
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For thinking up
such choice cheats.
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Gazzle-razzle-frazzle-gazzle.
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Since radio reception so far
out here in the wilderness is sketchy,
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I.Q. Ickly has upgraded
everyone's helmets
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with a high-tech satellite
brainwave uplink.
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So we can stay in constant
touch with our racers...
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With our minds!
So what could go wrong?
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Car, activate
the comm-link booster.
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CAR: You wish to imitate a cartoon rooster?
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What? (COUGHS)
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No! Activate
the comm-link booster.
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CAR: Activating comm-link booster.
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-Sheesh.-Did you ever think
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maybe your accent is why I can't understand you?
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I don't have an accent!
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Did you say, "Cause a ridiculous series of terrible accidents"?
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Car, no!
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BELLA: (AS PENELOPE)
Oh my stars and garters.
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(AS PETER)
Hey! How did I get here? Why am I so short?
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(GASPS) I'm I.Q.
But I'm in Peter's body.
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The comm system malfunction
has caused us to switch minds. I think...
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(GROANS) How does he think
with a brain this small?
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-I heard that.
-(EXCLAIMS) I'm driving a stick-shift?
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I'm too young to drive!
Car! Car! Help!
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(TIRES SQUEALING)
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Where's the steering wheel?
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CAR: I do the actual driving. You designed me that way, I.Q.
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-I'm not I.Q. I'm Peter.-Oh...
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I'm in trouble, aren't I?
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(AS DASTARDLY)
Drat that intellectual imp
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and psyche
swapping shenanigans!
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Drat! No moustache?
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But I can still find a way
to trigger my traps.
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This day will still be
Dick Dastardly's.
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(WHIMPERING)
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(SQUEALING)
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How does he steer this thing?
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(DASTARDLY GROANS)
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(AS BRICK)
Well, well, well, what do you know?
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I'm racing again!
Look out, world.
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The Brickster
is back in the saddle.
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Right, Muttley?
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(AS TINY)
Mind-swap bad.
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(AS PENELOPE)
I declare...
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I'm supposed to be
a southern belle, not a southern Bella!
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(AS MUTTLEY)
Oh, razzle-frazzle razzle-dazzle-frazzle.
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I.Q.? It's Penelope.
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Sugar, your little radio gizmo
went and mixed us up!
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Are you fixing to unmix?
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(AS I.Q.) The antenna controls
are in Car.
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An insoluble predicament.
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(YELLING) More moose!
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-(I.Q. YELLING)
-(TIRES SQUEALING)
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(ALL GROWLING)
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(AS BELLA)
Well, check me out. I'm Penelope Pitstop.
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Everybody loves me
and never chases me with torches. Um...
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Ooh! What does this do?
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(ENGINE REVS)
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(ALL SNARLING)
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(AS BELLA)
Oh! Wings you don't have to flap.
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How marvelous. (LAUGHS)
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(CLANKING)
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(AS DASTARDLY)
My first fiendish trap,
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a spring-loaded speedway.
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Sure to get a rise
out of the competion.
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(CACKLES)
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(CREAKS)
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Leave my lever,
you migratory miscreant!
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-(GROWLS)
-(DASTARDLY SCREAMS)
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(AS PETER)
Well, it's clear to me that one of these controls
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must activate
the mind-switch device.
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I'm sure it's simple enough
for a child to do.
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CAR: I.Q. is a child with an IQ of 312.
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That's pretty good
for a little guy.
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But I've got things
under control.
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-(GRUNTS)
-(RATTLING)
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-CAR: I don't think you should have done that.
-(RATTLING)
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(GROANS)
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(AS DASTARDLY)
Ha-ha! Victory shall be mine.
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(AS DASTARDLY)
Ha! That'll... What?
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I'm in Pitstop's body?
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Now? Drat! Drat, drat!
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Ow, ooh! Ow!
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Double drat!
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-(MOOSE GROWLS)
-Triple drat!
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(AS PENELOPE)
I declare...
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This thing is trickier
to fly than it looks.
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Whoever's in my body,
y'all best not scratch my car.
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(AS I.Q.)
Me. I mean, Brick.
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I need you to
recalibrate the antenna array
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and reboot the comm system.
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(AS BRICK) Right! Um...
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How do I do that exactly?
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(THUDS)
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(AS TINY) Turbo good.
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(AS PENELOPE)
I'm starting to get the hang of this little old thing.
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(AS PETER)
Dastardly, is that you?
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(AS PENELOPE)
No, Peter. You're Dastardly.
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I'm Penelope. I think.
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It's just so disorienting.
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-Am I winning, or am I?
-(AS BELLA) Bleh.
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I want to be
somebody tall again.
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(AS DASTARDLY)
For my next terrible trap,
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the trusty oil-slick.
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Oh, no! Not the moose!
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Stop, you antlered antagonist!
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You'll oil the asphalt early.
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(SNARLS)
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-(GROWLING)
-(SCREAMS)
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(AS BRICK)
Okay! So I just need to invert the polarity
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-of the quantum
flux manipulator. -(AS I.Q.) That's right.
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While not forgetting to
dampen the personality redundancy server.
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Right. Got it.
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Sounds simple... I guess.
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(DASTARDLY SCREAMING)
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(GROANING)
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Just in time.
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Better trigger
this trap before...
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(MACHINE BEEPS)
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(AS DASTARDLY)
Another bad timed brain-switch.
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Drat! Why does this
happen every time?
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Every... Single... Time!
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CAR: Activating emergency hover mode.
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-(CAR SCREECHES)
-DASTARDLY: Don't...
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That was handy.
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You know, you wouldn't look
all that bad in purple.
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CAR: Don't even think about it.
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(AS BRICK)
Hey, hey, hey, race fans.
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This is Big Brick Crashman.
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-I think I pushed
the wrong button. -(CLANKING)
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(GROANS)
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-BRICK: My bad.
-(AS I.Q.) Ugh. Gee, you think?
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-PETER: Uh-oh. Whoops!
-Uh-oh...
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(PETER GROANS)
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(TIRES SQUEALING)
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PENELOPE:
Oh my stars and garters.
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-(AS PENELOPE)
Thank you, Bella. -You're welcome, Penny.
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Let's declutter
with a little old roll-call.
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-Bella is in Brick's body.
-BELLA: Bleh.
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(AS I.Q.) I'm a girl?
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Now I'm scared
to talk to myself.
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And that sounds
like I.Q. in mine. Peter?
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Here!
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So that just leaves, um...
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Dick Dastardly
in I.Q., in Car.
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(AS DASTARDLY)
What can I say?
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Cheaters gonna cheat.
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My magnetic plate
will hold those hooligans for good.
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(CLANKING)
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(STRAINS)
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(GROANS)
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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And now to claim the trophy.
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-CAR: Moose.
-A moose, am I? You touted up toaster!
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You addle-brained
adding machine!
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You jazzed-up junk pile.
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I meant, there's a herd of moose behind you.
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You really don't listen, do you?
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Yikes!
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-(ALL GROWLING)
-(WHIMPERS)
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Go! Go!
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Me? I'm just a jazzed-up junk pile.
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Never mind. I'll do it myself!
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(BEEPING)
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Drat! Now I'm stuck too!
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(GROWLING CONTINUES)
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(AS PENELOPE)
I do declare.
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This looks like
the little old end.
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(AS PETER) I think
you're right, Penelope.
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(AS BELLA)
Well, if we have to go, at least we've had this part
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of the greatest race event
in the history of professional sports.
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(AS DASTARDLY)
Oh, that's very comforting, you corporate media clown!
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Muttley!
This is all your fault.
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(AS MUTTLEY)
Razzle-frazzle-razzle-frazzle.
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-(ENERGY PULSATING)
-PENELOPE: Wait, look everybody.
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Magnetic field holding us here
is re-setting Car's controls.
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CAR: Rebooting in progress.
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Recalibrating the antenna and activating delta-wave transmission.
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Dastardly, if I knew...
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You did it!
We're back in our bodies.
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CAR: Welcome home, I.Q.
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PENELOPE:
But we're still stuck here.
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And it looks like
I'm not a bat anymore. (YELLING)
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(GRUNTS)
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PETER: We're free!
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Hey, hey, race fans.
This is Big Brick Crashman.
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Back in my right body
and back to business.
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(ALL GROWLING)
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BRICK: The racers are
neck-and-neck
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as they head
for the finish line.
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It's gonna be close, and...
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-It's the Mean Machine
by a nose. -(PEOPLE BOOING)
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Dick Dastardly, this victory
has been a long time coming.
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How does it feel?
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(GROWLS LIKE A MOOSE)
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(GRUNTS)
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Okay, that was strange.
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Kind of moosey.
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(AS DASTARDLY)
Drat!
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What are you looking at?
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(MUTTLEY SNICKERS)
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