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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,268 --> 00:00:04,418 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:19,286 --> 00:00:21,086 (SNICKERING) 3 00:00:26,794 --> 00:00:29,264 (CROWD APPLAUDING) 4 00:00:29,329 --> 00:00:30,759 CROWD: Yay! 5 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:32,231 (COW MOOING) 6 00:00:32,299 --> 00:00:33,599 CROWD: Yay! 7 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:34,737 -Hey, babe. -Hi. 8 00:00:34,802 --> 00:00:36,002 -(GROANS) -(SCREAMS) 9 00:00:36,069 --> 00:00:37,099 CROWD: Yay! 10 00:00:37,171 --> 00:00:39,071 Hey, hey, there Wacky Race fans. 11 00:00:39,140 --> 00:00:41,810 This is Big Brick "the Cheese" Crashman, coming to you 12 00:00:41,877 --> 00:00:46,407 live from the annual fermented cheese curd-tossing festival and car race 13 00:00:46,481 --> 00:00:49,551 in fabulous downtown Sheboygan, Wisconsin. 14 00:00:49,616 --> 00:00:51,016 -(EXCLAIMS) -CROWD: Yay! 15 00:00:51,085 --> 00:00:52,585 Right smack dab in the exciting, 16 00:00:52,653 --> 00:00:57,653 picturesque center of the American Midwest. 17 00:00:59,159 --> 00:01:00,989 (MOOING) 18 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:02,561 (SNORING) 19 00:01:02,629 --> 00:01:04,099 (GASPS) 20 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:06,565 -Thrilling, isn't it? (EXCLAIMS) -CROWD: Yay! 21 00:01:06,634 --> 00:01:08,174 BRICK: Now, let's head down to the track 22 00:01:08,236 --> 00:01:11,136 and see how the racers are getting ready. 23 00:01:11,205 --> 00:01:14,265 Be careful packing those racing supplies, Muttley. 24 00:01:14,341 --> 00:01:15,481 (MEOWING) 25 00:01:15,542 --> 00:01:18,952 (MEOWING) 26 00:01:19,013 --> 00:01:20,583 Where did I put that... 27 00:01:20,648 --> 00:01:24,888 I told you it works, and don't drop it on your foot this time. 28 00:01:24,952 --> 00:01:26,752 What? Where did he go? 29 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:29,090 Drat, those lactose-loving Limburgers! 30 00:01:29,156 --> 00:01:31,226 They nearly landed an oversized curd on me, 31 00:01:31,292 --> 00:01:33,062 with their ridiculous cheese-a-pult. 32 00:01:33,127 --> 00:01:35,527 Do you want to see how my new time machine works? 33 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:36,826 What? (YELLS IN PAIN) 34 00:01:36,897 --> 00:01:38,397 You just dropped a wrench on your foot. 35 00:01:38,465 --> 00:01:39,695 I know I did. 36 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:41,397 What did you say that thing is? 37 00:01:41,468 --> 00:01:42,838 It's a time machine. 38 00:01:42,903 --> 00:01:45,073 -Impossible. -It's not impossible. 39 00:01:45,138 --> 00:01:46,038 Watch. 40 00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:52,050 (CATS MEOWING) 41 00:01:52,113 --> 00:01:54,723 Be careful packing those racing supplies, Muttley. 42 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:55,982 Uh, wait. 43 00:01:56,050 --> 00:01:57,380 I've said this before. 44 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:58,791 I told you it works, 45 00:01:58,852 --> 00:02:01,152 and don't drop this on your foot this time. 46 00:02:01,221 --> 00:02:02,021 You did it. 47 00:02:02,089 --> 00:02:03,759 We've moved back in time. 48 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:05,694 (YELLS IN PAIN) 49 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:09,160 The only problem is, I can only get it to go back 30 seconds in time. 50 00:02:09,229 --> 00:02:10,999 Hmm, really? 51 00:02:11,065 --> 00:02:13,825 -Let me try. -(BEEPS) 52 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:16,571 (LAUGHS) It does go back 30 seconds in time. 53 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:17,967 I told you it works, 54 00:02:18,038 --> 00:02:20,138 and don't drop this on your foot this time. 55 00:02:20,207 --> 00:02:22,807 I.Q., you're a genius! (EXCLAIMS) 56 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:24,506 Tell me something I don't know. 57 00:02:24,579 --> 00:02:28,119 This device is the very thing I need to win this race. 58 00:02:28,182 --> 00:02:29,852 But that would be cheating! 59 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:33,447 Oh, would it? 60 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:34,550 I told... 61 00:02:34,621 --> 00:02:36,061 What am I doing here? 62 00:02:36,123 --> 00:02:38,463 Wasn't I just going to show you my new invention? 63 00:02:38,525 --> 00:02:39,755 What new invention? 64 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:41,327 My time machine. 65 00:02:41,394 --> 00:02:42,864 Hey! Where'd it go? 66 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:45,130 Well, maybe you should go look for it. 67 00:02:45,199 --> 00:02:46,999 Off you go, little fellow. 68 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:49,237 Yeah, I guess I should. 69 00:02:49,303 --> 00:02:51,273 With this time-twisting technology, 70 00:02:51,339 --> 00:02:54,009 my triumph is tantamount to tangible! 71 00:02:54,074 --> 00:02:55,614 -MUTTLEY: Hmm? -(DASTARDLY EXCLAIMS) 72 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:58,006 (SNICKERING) 73 00:02:58,078 --> 00:02:59,948 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 74 00:03:00,014 --> 00:03:01,184 -(MOOING) -What? 75 00:03:01,248 --> 00:03:03,418 Gorgonzola does that to everybody. 76 00:03:03,484 --> 00:03:06,354 Oh! Hey, hey, there, Wacky Race fans. 77 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:08,460 The racers are about to get going 78 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:10,622 and I know just how they feel. 79 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:12,031 Oh, just light a match. 80 00:03:12,092 --> 00:03:14,962 (ENGINES RUMBLING) 81 00:03:15,029 --> 00:03:18,929 Four, three, two, one, go! 82 00:03:20,436 --> 00:03:24,006 BRICK: Tiny and Bella take the lead, followed closely by I.Q. and Penelope. 83 00:03:24,072 --> 00:03:27,242 Peter Perfect and Dick Dastardly are bringing up the rear. 84 00:03:27,308 --> 00:03:29,338 -(CHEERING) -(COW MOOING) 85 00:03:29,409 --> 00:03:30,449 Gosh, I love cheese. 86 00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:32,311 This whole episode feels kinda cheesy. 87 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:34,350 I'll placate your peckishness, Perfect, 88 00:03:34,415 --> 00:03:37,785 with my fiendishly full-frontal finely-furrowed trundle funnel. 89 00:03:37,851 --> 00:03:39,721 (BEEPS) 90 00:03:39,788 --> 00:03:44,788 -Sorry, Dicky, old buddy, but today is not your day to win. -(BEEPS) 91 00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:50,058 Prodigiously played, Perfect. 92 00:03:50,131 --> 00:03:52,201 But with I.Q.'s 30-second time machine, 93 00:03:52,266 --> 00:03:56,866 I'll just give myself a deliciously devious do-over. 94 00:03:56,937 --> 00:03:59,907 (ENGINES RUMBLING) 95 00:03:59,974 --> 00:04:03,874 Four, three, two, one, go! 96 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:07,553 -(CHEERING) -(COW MOOING) 97 00:04:07,614 --> 00:04:09,024 Gosh, I love cheese. 98 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:11,723 Time for that cheesy chucklehead to get shredded. 99 00:04:11,786 --> 00:04:15,116 Sorry, Dicky, old buddy, but today is not your day to win. 100 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:16,858 (LAUGHS) 101 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:18,634 Peter, have you told that joke before? 102 00:04:18,693 --> 00:04:22,063 I don't think so, but it does feel familiar, doesn't it? 103 00:04:22,129 --> 00:04:24,559 It's the writing. All the jokes feel like that. 104 00:04:24,631 --> 00:04:26,501 Writing bad. 105 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:28,467 If it's sharper wit you're after, 106 00:04:28,536 --> 00:04:32,836 I can provide a cutting comment. 107 00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:37,856 -Whoa! Better cheese it. -(BEEPS) 108 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:41,679 (YELLS) Do-over! 109 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:44,388 (ENGINES RUMBLING) 110 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:48,352 Four, three, two, one, go! 111 00:04:50,524 --> 00:04:51,794 Gosh, I love cheese. 112 00:04:51,859 --> 00:04:53,189 (LAUGHS) 113 00:04:53,260 --> 00:04:55,500 Okay, I really have a crazy case of deja vu. 114 00:04:55,562 --> 00:04:56,862 You know, so do I. 115 00:04:56,930 --> 00:04:59,630 -Me too. -Me three. 116 00:04:59,701 --> 00:05:02,741 I think I know what happened to my time machine. 117 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,313 And you think this time machine 118 00:05:04,372 --> 00:05:06,542 is causing a feeling of things happening over and over? 119 00:05:06,607 --> 00:05:09,177 So, the time machine is causing our deja vu? 120 00:05:09,243 --> 00:05:11,053 Thereby causing our deja vu? 121 00:05:11,112 --> 00:05:13,652 And making us feel like we're doing the same thing over and over? 122 00:05:13,714 --> 00:05:15,554 And also, repeating ourselves? 123 00:05:15,616 --> 00:05:17,276 Are you guys doing that on purpose? 124 00:05:17,351 --> 00:05:22,351 -Muttley, fire the arrow. -(BEEPS) 125 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:26,494 Do-over! 126 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:27,900 (ENGINES RUMBLING) 127 00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:31,071 Go! 128 00:05:31,131 --> 00:05:33,201 Uh-oh! Wow, deja vu. 129 00:05:33,267 --> 00:05:35,197 Wow, double deja vu. 130 00:05:35,269 --> 00:05:37,499 -Me too! -You too? 131 00:05:37,571 --> 00:05:39,441 Me too! Wow, deja vu. 132 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:40,306 Me too! 133 00:05:40,374 --> 00:05:42,044 And you? Do you feel deja vu too? 134 00:05:42,109 --> 00:05:44,139 I do feel deja vu. Do you? 135 00:05:44,211 --> 00:05:45,911 Oh, will you stop that! 136 00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:48,419 Muttley! Reveal the remote curd-a-pult. 137 00:05:48,481 --> 00:05:50,281 (SNICKERING) 138 00:05:54,321 --> 00:05:58,531 -You may fire when ready. -(BEEPS) 139 00:05:58,592 --> 00:06:00,302 (ALARM BLARING) 140 00:06:00,362 --> 00:06:03,032 I'm tracking a large number of fermented curds on an intercept vector. 141 00:06:03,097 --> 00:06:05,567 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 142 00:06:05,632 --> 00:06:08,942 Oh, my curds and whey! 143 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:13,142 (EXCLAIMS) I'm a mozza-Bella stick. 144 00:06:13,207 --> 00:06:17,677 Oh, no! I'm allergic to processed dairy enzymes. 145 00:06:17,744 --> 00:06:19,954 (TIRES SCREECHING) 146 00:06:20,013 --> 00:06:21,423 (CHOMPS) Wow! 147 00:06:21,482 --> 00:06:24,552 This is the best tasting trap I've ever been in. 148 00:06:24,619 --> 00:06:27,519 Hey! You watch where you're shooting that cheddar, Jack! 149 00:06:27,587 --> 00:06:29,687 Ha! Well done, Muttley! 150 00:06:29,756 --> 00:06:32,526 Vainglorious victory is mine! 151 00:06:32,592 --> 00:06:34,032 (EXCLAIMS) Drat. 152 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:36,934 Fermented dairy solids have obscured my vision. 153 00:06:36,997 --> 00:06:38,197 Do-over. 154 00:06:43,770 --> 00:06:45,670 (ALARM BLARING) 155 00:06:45,740 --> 00:06:48,510 I'm tracking a large number of fermented curds on an intercept vector. 156 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:51,405 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 157 00:06:51,478 --> 00:06:52,778 What do we do? 158 00:06:52,847 --> 00:06:57,387 I shall endeavor to engage effective evasive maneuvers. 159 00:06:57,451 --> 00:06:59,321 I.Q.: Oh! PETER: Oh! 160 00:06:59,387 --> 00:07:01,387 Oh, oh! That is some very scary dairy. 161 00:07:01,454 --> 00:07:03,024 (LAUGHING) 162 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:05,260 Feta favors the brave! 163 00:07:05,326 --> 00:07:08,796 What is it, you Gorgonzola glory hound? 164 00:07:08,863 --> 00:07:12,133 Oh, what a revolting development this is. (YELLS) 165 00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:15,169 Drat, drat, drat, drat! 166 00:07:15,236 --> 00:07:16,936 (BOTH EXCLAIMING) 167 00:07:17,004 --> 00:07:18,414 (DASTARDLY GROANS) 168 00:07:18,472 --> 00:07:22,042 -(DASTARDLY EXCLAIMS) -MUTTLEY: Hmm? 169 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:24,949 Do-over! 170 00:07:25,013 --> 00:07:28,853 I just have to rember to avoid that granite quarry ahead. 171 00:07:28,917 --> 00:07:32,587 Quickly, Muttley, press the emergency ejection buttons. 172 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:35,793 -Hmm? -Just do it, you Cheddarwurst! 173 00:07:35,856 --> 00:07:38,686 (BEEPS) 174 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:40,829 (LAUGHS) I did it! I'm safe! 175 00:07:40,895 --> 00:07:45,895 Nothing can get me now. I am completely and totally... 176 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:48,901 (YELLING) 177 00:07:48,970 --> 00:07:51,710 DASTARDLY: Drat, drat, drat! MUTTLEY: Ow, ow, ow. 178 00:07:51,772 --> 00:07:52,772 -Drat! -Ow! 179 00:07:52,839 --> 00:07:53,839 -Drat! -Ow! 180 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:54,907 -Drat! -Ow! 181 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,675 -Drat! -Ow! 182 00:07:56,743 --> 00:07:58,153 (DASTARDLY GROANS) 183 00:07:58,212 --> 00:08:00,312 (RUMBLING) 184 00:08:00,381 --> 00:08:02,781 (LAUGHS) Too fast for you! (YELLS) 185 00:08:02,849 --> 00:08:04,519 (SNICKERING) 186 00:08:04,585 --> 00:08:08,635 -(GROANS) Do-over. -(BEEPS) 187 00:08:10,291 --> 00:08:12,191 (ALARM BLARING) 188 00:08:12,260 --> 00:08:14,760 I'm tracking a large number of fermented curds on an intercept vector. 189 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:18,568 Must avoid cheese barrage. 190 00:08:18,633 --> 00:08:21,703 (EXCLAIMS) Where'd that block of cheese come from? 191 00:08:21,768 --> 00:08:23,138 A flying cow. 192 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:24,743 PENELOPE: Ow! Oh! PETER: Oh! Cheese! 193 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:26,505 (EXCLAIMS) What do we do? 194 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:31,574 Follow Dastardly. He seems to know where they're gonna hit. 195 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,017 It's working. 196 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:39,152 Dastardly is leading us to safety. 197 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:40,989 Purple man. 198 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:43,064 Hero. 199 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:46,563 DASTARDLY: Stop following me! 200 00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:48,727 And Dick Dastardly wins the race. 201 00:08:48,796 --> 00:08:50,456 -(CHEERING) -(TIRES SCREECHING) 202 00:08:50,531 --> 00:08:53,471 WOMAN: Yay! He's the cheesiest. 203 00:08:53,534 --> 00:08:56,104 Why are you making that terrible noise? 204 00:08:56,170 --> 00:08:58,470 Muttley, this crowd has become unruly. 205 00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:02,109 Liquidate them immediately and hide the evidence. 206 00:09:02,176 --> 00:09:03,376 Oh, uh. No, no. 207 00:09:03,444 --> 00:09:05,254 Dastardly, they're not an angry mob. 208 00:09:05,312 --> 00:09:07,522 They're cheering you, because you won. 209 00:09:07,581 --> 00:09:10,051 Cheering, screams of rage. It's all-- 210 00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:11,717 Wait! What did you say? 211 00:09:11,786 --> 00:09:14,046 That you should seek professional help immediately? 212 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:15,621 No. After that. 213 00:09:15,690 --> 00:09:17,760 That milkshake you gave me makes me sleep when I drive 214 00:09:17,825 --> 00:09:19,755 and use the bathroom a lot more than my doctor thinks is healthy? 215 00:09:19,826 --> 00:09:21,296 No. Just a second ago. 216 00:09:21,362 --> 00:09:23,632 That you should seek professional help immediately? 217 00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:24,667 Right before that. 218 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:26,732 He said, you won, Mr. Dastardly. 219 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,600 "Won..." 220 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:31,810 No, I don't think that's a real word. 221 00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:33,812 Great job, old buddy. 222 00:09:33,875 --> 00:09:37,005 Hey, does anyone else suddenly really, really hate the thought of cheese? 223 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,847 I love this feeling! 224 00:09:38,913 --> 00:09:41,613 I want to feel like this again and again. 225 00:09:41,681 --> 00:09:43,391 And you can! 226 00:09:43,451 --> 00:09:46,951 By working hard, competing fair and square, and always doing your best. 227 00:09:47,021 --> 00:09:49,091 Don't be ridiculous. That sounds like work. 228 00:09:49,157 --> 00:09:54,157 No! I can relive this moment using the 30-second time machine. 229 00:09:54,228 --> 00:09:56,128 Hey, you stole my time machine! 230 00:09:56,197 --> 00:09:59,527 And now I'm going to use it to do the whole race over again. 231 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,740 But the machine can only go back 30 seconds. 232 00:10:01,803 --> 00:10:04,573 Well, then, I'll just have to press the button more than once. 233 00:10:04,639 --> 00:10:08,179 No! It's not designed to work like that. Don't do it. 234 00:10:08,242 --> 00:10:09,292 (BEEPS) 235 00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:41,282 (MAMMOTH TRUMPETING) 236 00:10:41,342 --> 00:10:42,442 Where am I? 237 00:10:42,510 --> 00:10:45,210 -(GROWLING) -Drat! 238 00:10:45,279 --> 00:10:47,779 -(GROWLING) -No! 239 00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:49,048 Muttley! (EXCLAIMS) 240 00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:50,876 This is all your fault! 241 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:52,021 (ROARING) 242 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:53,485 (SNICKERING) 243 00:10:53,535 --> 00:10:58,085 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 17025

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