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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SNICKERING)
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Hey, hey, future sports fans!
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This is Sci-Fi Brick Spaceman,
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coming to you holographically from...
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(COW MOOING)
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From the Milky Way Galaxy,
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where this light-year's wacky space race is about to begin!
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As a special treat this year,
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the winner shall receive the deed to planet Earth.
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Some of you might remember this backwater planet
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as the original home world of our glorious dolphin overlords.
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(SQUEAKING)
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Our racers are warping up to the starting laser now.
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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There's Peter Perfectonator of the Poluvian Protectorate,
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Grand Armored Leader
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and the most decorated sports hero in the universe.
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I greet you,
fellow sentient life forms.
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To eternity and then
a little bit further!
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BRICK: Our next racer is Penelope 7,000!
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The latest in a long line of clones of the original Penelope Pitstop.
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Hi, all! I'm super excited
to be representing all the Penelopes today!
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PENELOPE CLONE:Go get them, little sis!
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BRICK: Next, we have the evil lord Dastarius Darkarius.
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(BREATHES HEAVILY)
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I plan to cheat a lot.
(LAUGHS)
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(BREATHES HEAVILY)
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BRICK: There's I.Q. Prime, the smartest life form in the universe.
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My super brain is finally
attached to a super body of my own creation.
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Cyberbot, transmogrify!
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How cool is this?
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BRICK: Bella Box and T, the mini-morphing Cataloids
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from the planet Transylvanius 9.
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Wait a minute!
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Why I am sitting in Bella Box and T's ship?
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Because I'm not
Brick Spaceman! (LAUGHS)
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I'm a morphing alien.
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I can become anything.
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A slice of pizza,
an alligator, a dragon's chew toy.
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Huh?
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That's just annoying! Stop it!
It's me, Bella!
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Ah.
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Why do I keep
turning into that?
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BRICK: Now here to start the race is the Galactic Battle Lord,
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-Morex the Magnificent! -(SNICKERING)
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(WHISTLES)
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BRICK: And they're off!
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Wow! It looks like
little old star-struck me is in the lead!
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Not for long, Penelope!
I'm about to engage wacky speed!
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Good for you, darling,
but I also have super wacky speed.
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Engage double
super wacky speed!
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PENELOPE:
Oh, yeah? I'll just go to double speed, too!
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Triple super wacky speed!
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I.Q., that's not safe! This
is an asteroid crossing zone!
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Maybe not safe for a feeble
tiny brain like you,
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but to my gigantically
scientifically superior intellect...
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Remember, kids.
When piloting your rocket boards,
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always obey posted
galactic speed limits.
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I.Q.: Good advice.
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I guess all the light bulbs
in those stars burned out.
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Stars don't have light bulbs.
They're giant, exploding balls of gas.
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Oh, just like T
when he eats space beans.
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(BURPING) Sorry.
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Um, has anyone else
noticed we seem to have stopped moving?
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Let me turn on my brights.
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(CLICKING)
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Ah! A protoplasmic,
mononucleic life form!
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Phew! I thought
it might be something bad.
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It's a big space blob!
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(ALL SCREAM)
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I lured this gelatinous giant
out here to trap you all!
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What do we do?
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I could try to telepathically
communicate with the blob,
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using my super cranial
mind-probe technique.
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PETER: Hmm, that's good probe!
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(COOING)
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PENELOPE:
Oh, I think he likes you, I.Q.
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This blob is just
a little kid.
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Oh, then maybe we can
play our way out of this.
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Hey, Globby! Let's play
Follow the Leader.
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Can you become a square?
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(COOING)
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-How about a triangle?
-(COOING)
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-How about a circle?
-(COOING)
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PENELOPE: We're free!
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BELLA: (LAUGHING)
I think we'll stay here. We're having so much fun.
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How about a dragon's chew toy?
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(BELLA GROANING)
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(GIGGLING)
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(PETER GRUNTING)
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Nothing can stop me now!
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-(SCREECHING)
-(GRUNTING)
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Except space pirates.
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Shiver me timbers!
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It is I,
Captain Titaniumbeard!
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Prepare to be boarded!
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No!
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You prepare to be boarded!
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Go, go, rocket boots!
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)
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(PETER EXCLAIMING)
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No one boards my ship
and tells the tale!
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I.Q.: The main frame of
the pirate's computer system is on the bow of the ship.
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If I could get over there,
I could shut them down.
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Leave that to me.
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PETER: Hello?
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Is anyone there?
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Mmm-mmm. (GRUNTING)
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(SCREAMS)
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Get him, ye space scaliwags!
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-We're here. Now what?
-Interface me!
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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That's not what
I meant by interface!
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Sorry, sugar!
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(CLICKING)
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(COMPUTER STATIC CRACKLING)
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Uh? Oh.
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-(TITANIUMBEARD LAUGHS)
-Uh-oh.
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Now, I've got ye!
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Whatever it is you're doing,
I.Q., I hope you do it quickly!
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I hope this works!
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(TITANIUMBEARD LAUGHS)
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Oh?
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Oh?
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I got you this nice assortment
of space chocolates. (CHUCKLES)
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Try the Nebulan nougat.
It's me favorite.
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(MUNCHING) Oh.
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Hmm, very tasty!
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What did you do?
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I re-programmed them
from evil space pirates to nice space pirates.
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We're good space pirates
now, and we've got good things to do.
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Now under the leadership of
our new captain, I.Q. Prime!
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Me?
Gosh, that's sounds like fun!
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Hoist the yardarm,
and swing the leg!
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Prepare to get underway!
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Let's go make space
a little less dark.
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(CREAKING)
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Engage!
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BOTH: Hmm.
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Huh?
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Cool!
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Fireworks!
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DASTARIUS: Those aren't
fireworks, you micro-brained space simpletons!
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It's a nova bomb!
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And once it hits those stars,
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it will blow the two of you
to smithereens!
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I guess it's fool me once,
shame on you.
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Fool me hundreds
and hundreds of times...
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Time to go, Peter!
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...shame on me.
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The nova bomb made the stars
collapse into a black hole, and it's sucking us into it.
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Cool!
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DASTARIUS: I'm finally
going to win a race.
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(CREAKING)
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What?
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Oh, no!
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The black hole's gravity
has got me, too!
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Oh, I hate irony!
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Space drat!
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PENELOPE: Super wacky speed!
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Triple super wacky speed!
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Transcendental wacky speed!
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What a lovely way to be
crushed out of existence.
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Rainbows.
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Unicorns would be nicer.
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What's happening?
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(SNICKERING)
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What amazing special effects!
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I've seen better.
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Personally, I like stories
that concentrate on strong characters
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instead of flashy effects.
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Wow, are you
on the wrong show!
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We made it out in one piece!
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Look! The wormhole
dumped us out near the finish line!
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You're right!
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And I am going to win!
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Dastarius, look out
for that space junk!
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Nice try, Penelope!
But there's no way I'm falling
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for that old
"Look out for the space junk" trick!
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Drat!
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BRICK: And it's Peter Perfectonator by a nose cone!
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And Peter Perfectonator wins the grand space prize!
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The deed to Earth.
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This isn't fair!
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I've always wanted
a planet to rule.
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I'm going to use
the evil mind-control power of the Wack!
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(BREATHES HEAVILY)
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Give me the planet!
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Give me the planet!
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Is he serious?
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What kind of micro-brain
would that work on?
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Must give
Lord Dastarius the planet.
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BOTH: Oh.
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(LAUGHING) It's mine!
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The entire world is mine!
(LAUGHING)
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All mine!
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-Should we have told him?
-He'll figure it out.
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People of Earth!
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Get ready to meet
your supreme leader!
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(SQUEAKING) Honey,
there's a human in the kitchen again!
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(SQUEAKING) Ew!
How disgusting!
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-Drat! (GROANING)
-(SQUEAKING)
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