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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SNICKERING)
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Welcome, Wacky Race fans.
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I'm down-home sports reporter
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Brick Crashman,
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live from Catfish
Spittoon County,
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bringing you the Cross Country
Deep-Fried Southern Ride 500.
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ALL: Yee-haw!
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C.A.R., prepare to engage
hyper-boost.
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Whoa!
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I totally got this.
Always turn into a spin. Or is it out? Hmm.
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I do believe it will be
prudent to rise above this situation.
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Whoa!
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Whoa! Now I know
what a ceiling fan feels like.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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Uh-oh!
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Out of the way,
you road-hogging reprobate.
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(DRILL WHIRRING)
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Whoa, Dastardly.
I think you're trying to needle me.
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DASTARDLY: This seems to be
a precarious predicament for my fractiously fraternal foe.
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DASTARDLY: (GRUNTING)
Touche!
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-I'm going to win this race.
-(GRUNTS)
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Get the point, Perfect?
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(SNICKERING)
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Dastardly, I know
you get grumpy when you're hungry.
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How about some drive-thru?
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Muttley!
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(DASTARDLY YELLING)
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(CHICKEN SQUAWKS)
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Drat!
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Double drat!
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Deep-fried drat.
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(GRUNTS)
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(BOTH GROAN)
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-Well, I'm not licked yet.
-(CHICKEN SQUAWKS)
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Time for Plan B.
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My cousin, Longarm D. Law,
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is the cliche-ly
corrupt sheriff of this two-bit town.
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Muttley, hand me
the car phone.
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(FEEDBACK ON RADIO)
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Cousin?
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Cousin, are you there?
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Breaker, come in, good buddy.
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This here is Dick Dastardly. Come back.
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Sheriff Longarm D. Law here.
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Don't look now, cousin,
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but you have a swarm
of slimy speeders heading your way.
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Speeders!
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Aw, there ain't no speeding
allowed in my town.
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So you'll arrest them and stop
them from winning?
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I mean, and do your duty?
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Oh, you bet your bootstraps
I will.
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I'm gonna snatch 'em up
like a hungry possum at a crawdaddy cookout.
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I'm going to assume
that down-home gibberish means yes.
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(SIREN WAILING)
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Oh, how nice.
A representative of the local law enforcement.
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He probably wants
an autograph.
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-(TIRES SCREECHING)
-(PETER YELLING)
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Well, looky here,
Officer Giblet.
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Looks like we got him hook,
line and speedster.
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(SQUAWKING)
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(DASTARDLY LAUGHING)
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Yes! My plan is fermenting
to fruition.
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So many emotions.
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Joy, jubilation, jollity...
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Just a minute.
Why am I going backwards?
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What we have here
is a failure to decelerate.
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Cousin, you duplicitous
double-dealer.
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The plan was to arrest
the other racers, not me.
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Sorry, cousin,
speeding is speeding
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and I do love
giving out tickets.
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But we're family.
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Isn't blood thicker
than water?
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It's certainly tastier.
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Y'all do the crime,
y'all serve the time.
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-Giblet, book 'em.
-(BELCHES)
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(SQUAWKING)
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(YOWLS)
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(CAMERA SNAPS)
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(CAMERA SNAPS)
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What? Muttley!
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-(CAMERA SNAPS)
-(SNICKERING)
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LONGARM: Next.
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(CAMERA SNAPS)
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-Oh, honey,
can you take another... -Next.
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-Here's my happy face.
-(CAMERA SNAPS)
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-Here's my mad face.
-(CAMERA SNAPS)
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Here's one where
I kiss my biceps.
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-Next!
-What? No!
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-I have so many more looks.
Confused, surprised... -Next!
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Can you stand
on your tippy toes?
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-BELLA: Any better?
-Next.
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-(CAMERA SNAPS)
-(GRUNTING)
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Light, bad.
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(SNARLING)
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There, there, Tiny. Let all
the bad feelings out.
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That's a good little monster.
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These guys for real?
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I can't believe
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that my no-good cousin
would betray me like this.
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I can't believe
he impounded our cars.
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Howdy, happy prisoners.
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Thank you for choosing the Catfish Spittoon County Super-Maximum Security Prison.
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I just wanna take a second to give you a tour of the facility.
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You're currently residing in a cozy cell with a number of amenities.
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Not only do you have a bed, you have a sink and a toilet.
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(YOWLING)
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Another fun feature...
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The walls are dynamite-proof
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so you won't be tempted to escape.
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This here is the yard where our inmates gather for rest and relaxation.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Darn it, Giblet. I ain't no prisoner.
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(SQUAWKING)
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That there is my dead-eye deputy.
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If y'all try escaping, he will be stopping y'all.
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This here is the cafeteria
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where our staff serves up gourmet food.
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What's on the menu today, Doreen?
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Slop and grits.
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In case of illness from Doreen's cooking,
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-sick bags are located in your over-bunk compartments.
-(INMATE VOMITING)
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That's our jail.
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Remember to keep your arms and legs inside your cell at all times.
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And enjoy your stay.
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♪ Thank you for choosing
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♪ Catfish Spittoon County
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♪ Super-Maximum
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♪ Security Prison ♪
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We can't be in here
for the next 60 years. We have a race to finish.
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We need to escape.
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But the walls
are dynamite-proof.
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But are they Steakasaki proof?
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MAN: Steakasaki.
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Hey, he said "stake."
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Not that kind of steak.
I'm talking about the meat, and silverware that cuts it.
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You're going to escape
from prison with a set of silverware?
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This isn't ordinary cutlery.
These are Steakasaki.
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MAN: Steakasaki.
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Japanese silverware so sharp, it can cut through steel.
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I'm not only a client, I'm also the spokesperson.
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Who are you talking to?
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Hmm...
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It doesn't even
cut through this steak.
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Curse you, false advertising.
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If you want to escape
from jail, you need someone who's been in one.
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And that someone is me.
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We'll dig our way out
with my handy pocket Swedish Navy shovel.
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(GRUNTS)
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-Freedom!
-(ALARM BLARING)
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Drat!
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Freedom!
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(GROANING)
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Double drat!
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Freedom!
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(GROWLING)
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Triple drat!
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(DASTARDLY EXCLAIMING)
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GIRL: Bye, Tiny. Bye.
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Mmm. (SLURPS ICE CREAM)
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♪ Well, I drove too fast and I drove too far
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♪ Well, I drove too fast and I drove too far
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(SNORING)
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(CLUCKING)
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♪ Now I'm in jail and I miss my car
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♪ Now I'm in jail and I miss my car ♪
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(SNORING)
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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(YELLING)
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-(DASTARDLY YELPING)
-(DOGS GROWLING)
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(SNICKERING)
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(STAMMERING)
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-(MUTTLEY YELPS)
-(DOGS GROWLING)
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There's no way out of here.
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My brain is out of ideas.
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My brain just had one.
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-One what?
-An idea.
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According to my calculations,
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the prison laundry room
does approximately 1.65 tons of laundry every week.
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But with 2,000 prisoners
in the jail, each with two pounds of dirty clothes,
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0.35 tons of clothes
are unaccounted for.
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You know what that means.
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The prison needs
more air freshener?
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No. It means we can
hide in the laundry
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and they'll take us right out
of here because they do laundry outside the prison.
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PENELOPE: I.Q.,
you're a genius.
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Well, that's what
the test scores say.
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Hold that laundry!
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I accidentally put
my lucky underwear in there.
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(GASPING)
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What? You ain't
my lucky underwear.
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They're in here. It's like
breathing burning cheese.
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Well, I have
a glandular condition.
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-(ALL GASP)
-Run!
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C.A.R., I need you.
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C.A.R.:♪ Swing low, sweet chariot
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♪ Comin' for to carry me... ♪
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I.Q.: (OVER RADIO)C.A.R., I need you.
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(SQUAWKING)
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Hey, free chicken and waffles in cell block D.
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(SQUAWKING)
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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(ALL GASPING)
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-Huh?
-(SQUAWKS)
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(SNICKERING)
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DASTARDLY: Get me out
of this pernicious prison.
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ALL: Yee-haw!
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(SIREN WAILING)
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(BRAKES SCREECH)
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Quit trying to escape
my jail.
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Listen, Sheriff. We were only
speeding because we're race car drivers
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and it was an
officially-sanctioned race.
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Y'all are racers? (LAUGHING)
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Well, why didn't you say so?
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Me and Officer Giblet
just love watching them racing matches.
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So, we can go?
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Why, sure.
On just one little ol' condition.
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So, after a brief pause in the action
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the Deep-Fried Southern Ride 500 is back on
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with Dick Dastardly and Peter Perfect neck and neck for first.
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-(SIREN WAILING)-But what's this?
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Yee-hoo!
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It sure is better
than giving out a bushel of tickets, ain't it, Giblet?
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(SQUAWKING)
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The signs just don't look
good for you winning today, Dastardly, old pal.
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Call back drat!
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(CRASHING)
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(DASTARDLY EXCLAIMING)
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Ouch again!
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(EXCLAIMING CONTINUES)
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MAN: Steakasaki.
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You wouldn't harm
a rehabilitated former inmate now, would you?
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(DOGS SNICKERING)
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DASTARDLY: Muttley!
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