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(SNICKERING)
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ANNOUNCER: Nothing proves more that Peter Perfect
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is a perpetually popular Wacky racer,
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than the huge crowds that attend his public appearances.
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It seems that fans just can't get enough
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of the racer everyone admits is just perfect.
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(SNORING)
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Peter.
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Peter, my boy, wake up.
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We've got a big day
ahead of us.
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(YAWNS) Sorry, Miss Barnstorm.
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I was up late,
doing personal appearances.
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I guess I fell asleep.
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Oh, you poor thing.
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But you know what they say,
"No rest for the profitable."
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(GASPS) I mean...
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Popular. (GIGGLES)
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You'd best buck up, son,
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'cause you got all these
appearances scheduled.
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But... But some of these are
the same time as our races.
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Even I can't be
in two places at once.
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Hmm, but what if you could?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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uh, okay,
I guess just you guys.
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Behold, my greatest invention,
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the Duo-Dupley-Duo-
Makinator-2000.
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Ooh.
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The dupli-pod
will extract and copy
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all the qualities that make
Peter... Well, perfect.
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Then, the Makinator pod
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will create
his exact duplicate
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which will show up
at all public appearances from now on,
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leaving the real Peter
free to relax between races.
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Twice the Peter,
half the stress,
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and twice the profit.
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Now, just step on
in there, my boy.
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-DASTARDLY: Barnstorm!
-Huh?
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I demand to know
why my scheduled appearance
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at the Hoboken Water Show
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was given to that boatload
of boneheads, the PDQ crew.
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(SQUAWKS)
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ALL: Ooh.
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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They got the gig, Richard,
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because they are actually
nice to their fans.
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I'm nice.
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Please, sir,
can I have your autograph?
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(CRYING)
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That mean man made me blue.
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-(SNICKERING)
-That's not my fault.
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She had crazy eyes.
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(GROANS) Dicky,
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if you'd just be
a proper gentleman,
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like Peter here...
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Peter, Peter, Peter!
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His explosive appellation
is an assault on my eardrums.
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From this moment on,
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I demand to have
everything that he has!
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We're ready for Peter,
Miss Barnstorm.
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(MACHINE POWERING UP)
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We'll talk about this
later, Richard.
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Let's get you
in the machine, Peter.
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Oh, no, you don't, Perfect,
whatever that thing is.
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You're not doing it
without me!
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-(ALARMS BLARING)
-Dastardly, no!
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-(GRUNTS)
-(SNICKERING)
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(ALARMS BLARING)
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Oh, no!
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(ALL WHIMPERING)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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PENELOPE:
Oh, my stars and garters!
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Tiny hear boom.
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Oh, is anybody losing blood?
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Oh, 'cause that would
be terrible, of course.
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Peter, are you all right?
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Yo, Pinky baby.
I'm aces. (BELCHES)
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What?
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That's just not right.
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-(GULPS)
-(MUTTLEY GRUMBLING)
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Oh, no,
the Duo-Dupli-Duo-Makinator
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must have extracted
Peter's perfection
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and the explosion happened
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before it could be duplicated
and put back.
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So where did
all his perfectness go?
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(BELCHES)
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My dear friends.
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Are any of you hurt?
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(ALL GASPING)
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Let me help you up,
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you devilishly clever
young fellow.
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Muttley tripped me!
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Frowny face.
I frowny face at you.
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(SNICKERING)
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Now, Muttley,
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one mustn't stoop to treachery
just to get what one wants.
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Huh?
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Come, my precious pooch
and bosom companion.
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Good deeds need doing.
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Bye, bye, doggie.
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-(CHOMPS)
-(BELCHES)
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Ooh, hot dogs. What?
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Dastardly is nice?
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Peter is like that?
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This is too weird.
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Anybody got a buck
I can borrow?
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I'll pay you back, maybe.
(BELCHES)
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When did I have nachos?
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You'd better fix this,
young man.
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(GULPS)
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-There.
-(CAMERA CLICKS)
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-Hmm. Huh.
-(CAMERA CLICKS)
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-Ha! (LAUGHS)
-(CAMERA CLICKS)
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-Hmm. Yee-haw!
-(CAMERA CLICKS)
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-(GRUNTS)
-(HUMMING)
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-(COUGHS) Hmm.
-(CAMERA CLICKS)
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-(HUMMING) Hmm.
-(CAMERA CLICKS)
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Oh. (LAUGHS)
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(GROANS)
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(SLURPING)
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Okay, Peter,
this computer will analyze
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and, hopefully,
restore your perfectness.
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(CHOMPING)
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(WIRES SHORT CIRCUITING)
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(GROANS)
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(MUTTLEY PANTING)
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Come along, dear boy.
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Good deeds await to the doing.
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(DINGS)
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(HORN BLOWING)
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Look, Muttley!
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That senior citizen
is in need of our assistance.
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(HORN BLOWING)
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(GRUNTS) Hmm?
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Oh, what a nice
young man you are.
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(GRUMBLING)
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ANNOUNCER: An incredible act of selfless bravery
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by the most notorious Wacky racer, Dick Dastardly.
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Who's a pretty baby?
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-You're a pretty baby.
-(CAT YOWLING)
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(LAUGHS) Yes, you are.
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Well, fill my basket
with gooseberries,
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if borrowing Peter's
perfectness
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isn't a welcome little old
change for the better.
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Why, even the twitch
that old nasty Dastardly
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gave me has cleared up.
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-(BONES CRACKING)
-(GRUNTS) Almost.
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Fifty thousand,
three-point-two becarels from my beta-ray blaster
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should make you
perfectly Peter again.
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(GULPING)
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You ate my goldfish,
didn't you?
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-(BELCHES)
-Ugh!
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Tiny, activate.
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(LASER ZAPPING)
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(PETER SCREAMING)
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(BELCHES)
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(GROANS)
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-Hmm.
-Excuse me, mister.
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But could I have...
Oh, it's you.
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Oh, dear child.
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How lovely to see you again.
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Please, accept my autograph,
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and these humble tokens
of my esteem.
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(GRUMBLING)
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-(MUTTLEY SCREAMS)
-(SPLASHES)
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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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(LAUGHS) I injected
your perfect DNA
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into the salivary glands
of these electric eels.
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Their bites will act
as an electro-catalyst,
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that will restore you
to your former glory.
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Release the eels!
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(SCREAMING) Oh.
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(SCREAMING) Hey, wait a...
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(SCREAMING) Oh, that...
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(SQUEAKING)
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Do you feel perfect yet,
Peter?
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(SLURPING)
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(ZAPPING)
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(SMACKING LIPS)
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-(GROWLING)
-(LAUGHS)
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(GROANS)
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(LAUGHS)
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More like aquari-yum, right?
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(BELCHES)
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Please don't tell me
we're gonna have to get used to him like that.
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Or him like that.
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(WHIMERPING)
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(HOWLING)
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Behold my greatest invention!
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The Perfecto-Extracting-
Restructinator-3000.
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All we have to do is stick
this on Dastardly's head,
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and it will extract
all his perfectness,
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which we can then inject
back into Peter.
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And what will become
of Dastardly?
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And Mr. Dastardly
will be restored to his nasty, old self again.
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DASTARDLY: Go back?
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To being me?
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Not if I can help it.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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Get him, y'all.
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PENELOPE: We're just trying
to help you, Dastardly!
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BELLA: We'll just be
of assistance.
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I.Q.: Dastardly.
BELLA: This is an intervention.
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I know you all mean well,
but them's the brakes.
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-(TIRES SCREECHING)
-(GRUMBLING)
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BELLA: Dastardly, come back.
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Oh, fiddlesticks.
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Let's split up, y'all.
Peter's counting on us.
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Whether he knows it or not.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(LAUGHS)
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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There's that rascal.
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Get him, Tiny.
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-(GRUNTS)
-DASTARDLY: Uh-uh, not quite.
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Blah! We'll never
catch him in there.
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That's the plan, chum.
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And I do mean chum sincerely.
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Time to fly
the friendly skies.
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Heads up, boys.
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Huh?
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PENELOPE: Sorry, Dastardly.
This road is closed.
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Darn, darn, and double darn.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(DRILL WHIRRING)
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(WINCES)
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Huh, this is tough
on the bicuspids.
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Nice shot, Tiny.
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No, I won't do it.
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I won't go back
to being that worm.
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That despicable do-badder.
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That callous, conniving,
cheating cad. Ugh!
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Huh? Oh, no. Ooh.
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(GROANING)
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-(ALL GASPING)
-Golly.
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What a strange dream.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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TINY: Hooray, Peter's back!
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What happened to me?
(SMACKS LIPS)
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Why do I have goldfish breath?
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You don't wanna know.
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It's good to have you back,
Peter Perfect.
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Look at those sniveling
sycophants, Muttley.
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I'm relieved to have
Peter's pernicious perfection out of my system.
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By the way, I don't think
anyone missed anyone
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more than Muttley
missed you, Dastardly.
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(KISSING)
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(GROANS) That's enough.
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Well, as far as I'm concerned,
Dastardly, old buddy,
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you're perfect
just the way you are.
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Double... (GROANS)
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Tell you what,
why don't you and I
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do my personal appearances
together, from now on?
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Really? Well, I suppose
that would be okay.
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Step right up, kids.
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Be the first to dunk
a Wacky racer
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into the electric eel tank
for charity.
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Electric eels?
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(CRACKLING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(SNICKERING)
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Muttley!
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