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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Brick Crashman.
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Live from picturesque, Easter Island.
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BRICK: Easter Island is famously covered by monumental carvings, claimed by natives
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to be the images of ancient aliens
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who once lived on this remote pacific island.
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I believe this is
the first year the festival is being celebrated
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by hosting a car race.
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Yes. We love the
Races of the Wacky.
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-(ALL CHEERING)
-Go, go...
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Penelope Pitstop
is my favorite.
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-I like the way
Muttley snickers. -(SNICKERS)
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And how Dastardly
always cheats but his tricks backfire upon him.
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(LAUGHS) Oh, it's so amusing.
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Speaking of the racers,
here they come now.
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BRICK: And it looks like Dick Dastardly is in the lead.
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Followed very closely by Peter Perfect,
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Penelope Pitstop, I.Q. Ickly
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and The Gruesome Twosome.
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Muttley, extend
the whirly wheels.
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Hmm.
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Are you still sulking
because I didn't let you waste money on those
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-silly souvenirs
at the airport? -Mmm-hmm.
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We didn't come here
to buy baubles, you gullible goofball.
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We came here to win the race.
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Now, press the button.
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-Hmm.
-Oh, never mind. I'll do it myself.
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So hard to find
good help these days.
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BRICK: Looks like Dastardly is up to his usual tricks.
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Now, now, Dicky. If you
can't win fair and square,
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what's the point of competing at all?
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The point is to beat you.
To humiliate you.
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To make your big, muscly eyes
cry big, muscly tears.
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Like this!
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Taste my mustard gas
super smoke screen, you...
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(COUGHS)
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PENELOPE: Oh!
Uh-oh!
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Oh, my stars and garters!
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Boy, it gets dark
early around Easter.
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(DASTARDLY SCREAMS)
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-DASTARDLY: Muttley,
this is all your fault! -(MUTTLEY GRUMBLES)
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Smoky.
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This looks like a
job for Bone Daddy.
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Happy to help, boys.
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Aw. Thank you, Bone Daddy.
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(LAUGHS) Any time.
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Sassafras!
Where are we now?
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What's that ahead?
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Looks like a dead-end, chums.
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Oh, good. I love those.
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Golly, I hope this dark and
mysterious cavern isn't filled with traps for the unwary.
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Oh, Peter. Those things
only happen in movies and unimaginative cartoons.
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Oh, my butter biscuits.
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Woah, Nelly!
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Car, emergency
evasive maneuvers.
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CAR: Emergency evasive maneuvers engaged.
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DASTARDLY: Muttley,
I can't see a thing through this smoke.
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Where are we? Muttley,
activate the exhaust fan.
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-Oh, drat!
-Look out!
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DASTARDLY: What are these
ridiculous pillars doing here? Oh! Oh! Oh!
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(DASTARDLY SCREAMS)
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Muttley, you dim-witted dolt.
Get down here immediately!
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(GROANS)
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(CHUCKLES)
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Can't you do anything right?
How do you intend to get the car down here?
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(SNICKERING)
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TINY: Gadzooks!
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I.Q.: He's collapsed
the entrance.
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-What do we do now?
-At least no one was hurt.
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I'm hurt.
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We need to find a way out.
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-Everyone look around.
-I'll find a way out.
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Car, search the cave.
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CAR: Did you say "Call your friend, Dave"?
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No! I said "Search the cave."
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CAR: Calling friend Dave.
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(RINGING)
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-(SIGHS)-Hello. Dave here.
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Hello? Hello?
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Huh?
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(MUMBLES)
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(SNICKERING)
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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(GROANS)
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Can't you find something
else to land on?
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What is this?
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Where did you get this?
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I told you not to waste
money on these cheap, knockoff souvenirs.
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(RUMBLING)
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(STAMMERING) What's happening?
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-Nothing good.
-It's never anything good.
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Don't be pessimistic, boys.
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(GASPS)
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(GROWLING)
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Hello.
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(DEEP VOICE)
Hello.
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(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
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I don't suppose there's any
chance you aren't here to conquer the world, is there?
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(GROWLS)
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-Nope.
-Told you.
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Quake and tremble
in fear, puny heads.
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For I now claim this
planet for my own.
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Enslave humanity?
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Not while I'm around, buster.
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-Peter, it looks like
he's made of... -(GROANS)
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-Rock.
-You can run,
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(GROANS) but you can't hide.
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(PETER GROANING)
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-I can't watch.
-PETER: Take that!
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Oh, I can.
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Well played, giant rock-man.
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(GRUNTS) Ah-ha! Victory
is approaching, I can feel it.
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(GROANS)
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I felt that too.
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I'm an Ameri-can.
Not an Ameri-can't.
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(GROANS)
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I had a puppy named
Daisy-face. (GROANS)
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-PETER: Had enough?
-Tiny?
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PETER: I accept
your surrender.
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Hey, Tiny.
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I got him right
where he wants me.
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Peter... Hero... Sleepy now.
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That's right.
Gonna take a little hero... A little hero nap.
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I can taste my brains.
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You'll never get away
with this, alien!
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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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I won't?
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-Oh!
-Ah!
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-Oh.
-Uh-oh.
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At least you don't
look ridiculous anymore.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Tickles.
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(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
No, no, no don't take me. Take the dog. Take the dog.
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(CRASHING)
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(FOOTSTEPS CRASHING)
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Dastardly, what did you do?
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Me?
Nothing. It was him.
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-Muttley?
-(WHISTLES TUNE)
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(CHUCKLES)
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Rise!
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Arise, my brothers!
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The Earth is finally ours!
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(GRUNTS)
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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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Go, my people.
Conquer the puny heads.
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(CONGA MUSIC PLAYING)
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Hey, who are those guys?
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(SCREAMING)
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Dude, you are totally
harshing our party. (GROANS)
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All around me, alien creatures have arisen.
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And are incapacitating the island's inhabitants.
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If you can hear this,
watch the skies, keep watching...
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Never mind.
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Now, my brothers.
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Let your power
flow through me!
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Ah!
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(IN ITALIAN ACCENT)
Who ordered the large pizza?
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It says right here to
never ever, ever, ever remove the totem.
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(YAWNS)
What'd I miss?
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We need to get
this totem back onto the big alien's head.
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-Which only a complete
simpleton would attempt to... -I'm on it.
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-He'll never make it.
-Yes.
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Real shame, that.
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(GRUNTS) Oh...
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Hmm...
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BRICK: Hey, Pete.
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Hey, Brick.
How's it going?
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Not bad.
Got a big head.
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Hmm...
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Okay, alien.
Let's try, round two.
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Can I help you, puny head?
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Um...
Round three?
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Dicky!
You came to help?
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Pitstop made me.
Now, get on with it you grand-standing glory-hound.
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All right.
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(GRUNTS)
Got him now! Take that, alien beings!
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(GRUNTING AND GROANING)
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Done! The totem
is back in place.
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The Earth is saved.
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Haha!
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-Oh...
-I hate you.
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(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
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Hmm? Uh-Oh.
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Well?
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(BUGLE PLAYS)
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Muttley, get in!
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(GRUNTS)
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PENELOPE: Hang on, Muttley!
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PENELOPE: Muttley,
you gotta put the totem back on its head.
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-Huh?
-It's all up to you. You can do it.
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I believe in you.
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-(GRUNTS)
-Jump!
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(SLOW MOTION)
Muttley!
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Nooo!
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-Whoo!
-(GROANS)
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(ALL GROANING)
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-What happened?
-We're all back to normal.
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What about the aliens?
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It worked.
Way to go, Muttley.
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Dog... Good.
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So, everything's
back to normal.
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(SQUEAKY VOICE)
Not everything.
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Just look at me.
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-Meh. Close enough.
-Yeah.
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(IN SQUEAKY VOICE)
Get back here! You can't leave me like this!
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Muttley, this is
all your fault.
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(SNICKERING)
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