Original subtitles

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[SIREN WAILING]

BATMAN: Greetings, Bat-fans.

This is Batman.

And Robin, the Boy Wonder.

And me too, Bat-Mite.

Welcoming you to The New Adventures of Batman.

Watch us wage our never-ending battle

of good versus evil.

ROBIN: Ride with us, as we chase

the greatest array of villains

the world has ever seen.

Proving that crime does not pay.

BATMAN: Get set for thrills and action.

Join me, Batman.

And me, Robin, the Boy Wonder.

And Batgirl.

And me too, Bat-Mite.

ROBIN: In the super New Adventures of--

BATMAN: Batman.

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[SIREN WAILING]

[♪♪♪]

[SHIVERING]

[SNEEZES]

Phew.

It's like a heat wave in here.

Turn the weather conditioner to blizzard, Professor Frost.

Oh, yes, Mr. Freeze.

You got it. Hee-hee.

[WIND HOWLING]

ANNOUNCER [OVER TV]: Today, the Gotham City police announced the capture

of The Riddler and the Joker.

This means that nine of the 10 most-wanted criminals

are now in jail.

Only Mr. Freeze remains free.

That's right, buddy.

Jail is one cooler I want no part of.

Get it, Frost? [LAUGHS]

Why, yes, sir.

[SNEEZES]

However, authorities say they should have

a fourth-rate felon like Freeze behind bars in no time.

Ooh. That frosts me.

Well, what are you gonna do, Mr. Freeze?

I am going to pull off the caper of the century.

What's the caper?

Ha-ha. You are my assistant. You tell me.

The N-1000, fastest, most powerful submarine

in the world,

will arrive in Gotham City tonight

on the first leg of its maiden voyage

around the world, underwater.

I-- I've got it, brrr, Mr. Freeze.

[SNEEZES]

Got what? A cold?

Brrr. Why not rip off that submarine?

Hee-hee. It's the perfect getaway vehicle,

and you could sneak all over the world pulling capers.

Ha-ha! A brilliant plan.

Brilliant!

I'm glad I thought of it.

Come, Frost. We've work, work, work to do.

I'll show those hockey pucks.

[CHUCKLES]

[SNEEZES]

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MR. FREEZE: Are you sure this new invention

of yours will work, Frost?

Oh, brrr, sure. Ha-ha.

Well, I'm pretty sure, Mr. Freeze,

but I want to test it first.

It better work,

or I'll have you defrosted.

Oh, I'd love to.

I mean, brrr...

uh, yes, sir.

FREEZE: What are we stopping for, Frost?

To test the freezing ray, Mr. Freeze.

If I can freeze the lake, heh,

then I can freeze the harbor.

Of course.

Then we can escape under the ice

in the submarine, and no one can follow us.

Brilliant idea. Brilliant!

Sometimes my clever mind even amazes me.

Right, Frost?

Oh, right, Mr. Freeze. Hee-hee-hee-hee.

[HUMMING]

It worked.

My freezing ray worked.

Soon the whole world will be mine!

Big deal.

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[RUMBLING]

[SNEEZES]

Gesundheit.

What?!

I said, how's your cold?

Lousy.

And your--?

Ah. Ah. Ah. Isn't-- [SNEEZES]

Helping any.

What?

I said there's the Bat-signal.

The commissioner.

Let's go!

Well, at least it's a warm night,

and my cold won't get any worse.

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[BEEPING]

[TIRES SCREECH]

Mr. Freeze has come out of hiding, Batman.

He froze over the park lake tonight.

But why he did it remains a mystery.

Sounds like he's testing out

one of those weird inventions of his.

Right. And you can bet whatever he has planned,

it's gonna be a whopper.

Let's go, Robin.

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[SNEEZES]

Holy runny nose.

There is nothing worse than a cold.

What's happening, guys?

I know one thing worse.

Need some help on this Mr. Freeze caper, Batman?

Thanks for the offer, Bat-Mite, but we can handle it.

Brr. Holy ice cubes, Batman.

It sure is cold all of a sudden.

Batman, look.

BATMAN: It's Mr. Freeze's Coldsmobile.

[TIRES SQUEALING]

MR. FREEZE: It's Batman and Robin.

They're after us.

Give them the cold shoulder, Frost.

Yes, Mr. Freeze.

[HUMMING]

[TIRES SCREECHING]

ROBIN: Holy out of control, Batman.

What was that?

It must be Freeze's latest invention.

Y-y-you were-- You were right, B-B-B-Batman.

Y-y-you guys can handle this caper.

Well, that's one way to get rid of him.

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BATMAN: Robin, activate the deicer.

MR. FREEZE: That sure threw them into a tizzy.

[LAUGHS]

With that freezing ray I invented,

even the Dynamic Duo can't stop us.

Right, Frost?

Brr. All right you are, Mr. Freeze.

I think this calls for a little celebration. Huh.

Let's go home,

and I'll treat you to a double ice cream cone

and a tall, frosty glass of lemonade.

Oh, sounds wonderful, sir. Hee-hee.

BATMAN: Freeze has given us the slip, Robin.

And that freezing ray is gonna be a tough nut to--

Ah. Ah. To--

[SNEEZES] Crack.

Right. Let's go.

Is it safe?

Holy lack of courage, Bat-Mite.

COMPUTER: I have pinpointed a possible location

for Mr. Freeze's hideout, Batman.

Good work, Batcomputer.

Where is it?

This is a blow-up

from a weather satellite photo

of Gotham City two days ago.

This is yesterday's satellite photo.

As you can see, it's clear...

except for the small cloud

over that mountain on the left.

This is today's photo...

and there's that cloud formation again.

What's causing it, Batcomputer?

A pocket of excessively cold air.

Ten or 20 degrees below zero.

BATMAN: Sounds like Mr. Freeze, all right.

Let's get going, Robin.

BAT-MITE: Hey, what about me?

You guys are gonna need some help.

Stay here, Bat-Mite.

We'll call when we need you.

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That's what you think, 'cause I'm leaving in a huff.

[SHIVERING]

[SNEEZES]

[WIND HOWLING]

[SNEEZES]

Holy North Pole.

Only Freeze would live in a place like this.

BATMAN: There's our way in, Robin.

[HUMMING]

Brr. Now, the operation of the N-1000 submarine

isn't very difficult, brrr,

once you get the hang of it, Mr. Freeze.

Hee-hee-hee-hee.

Holy periscopes, Batman.

They're gonna rip off that nuclear sub.

We've got to get our hands on that freezing ray,

or we don't stand a chance of stopping them.

We'll use the Batarangs.

Ri-- Ah.

Ah-- Ah-- Achoo! Right.

Freeze, Freeze.

Pardon the chilly reception, gentlemen.

[CHUCKLES]

Let's give these pajama-clad clowns

a snow-job, Frost.

Oh. Right behind you, sir. Yes, sir,

Brr.

Care for a snow cone?

We have cheery cherry, and groovy grape.

You're under arrest, Freeze.

Oh, you're wrong, Batman.

I hate prisons. They're so, so hot.

Let's go, Freeze.

I'm afraid you're the ones that are going.

Hit it, Frost.

You all right, Robin?

Yeah, but...

where are we?

You are in my antique crime museum, gentlemen.

I will be honored to have the legendary Batman and Robin

as my first human exhibits.

You're full of cold air, Freeze.

We're taking you in.

Heh-heh. You send chills up my back, Robin.

Now, Robin.

Hit it, Frost.

MR. FREEZE: I've done it, Frost.

I've done it.

Batman and Robin are through forever as crime fighters.

[LAUGHS]

But just for laughs,

we'll take the Boy Wonder along with us.

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[TIRES SCREECH]

MR. FREEZE: Well, there she is, Frost.

The perfect passport

to a worldwide career of crime.

And soon it will be all mine.

[LAUGHS]

Uhh...excuse me.

Don't you mean ours, sir?

Oh, sure, sure. Yes, ours. Heh.

You'll never get away with this, Freeze.

We are not only going to get away with this, dear boy,

we're going to get away with you too.

Holy birdnapping. You mean--

I mean, you're going to be our special guest

on this little cruise.

But what about Batman?

Oh, I'm going to let him cool it for a while.

[LAUGHING] Get it?

[WIND HOWLING]

[SHIVERING]

[GASPS]

Does Mr. Freeze live here?

Ah, aah, aah, aah-- Achoo!

Ooh, boy!

[CRASH]

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[ELECTRICAL CURRENT FLOWING]

Batman!

You wouldn't find that trick in the Crime Fighter's Manual,

Bat-Mite, but it worked.

Thanks.

Thanks for what? What did I do?

I'll explain later. Come on.

[WHEELS SQUEAKING]

[CHUCKLES]

Well. What's your plan, Frost?

FROST: Brr. I think we have to get rid of those guards first.

Brilliant. Brilliant.

I'm glad I thought of that.

Get to work, Frost. Hurry up.

[HUMMING]

Holy icicles!

And now, Boy Blunder,

welcome aboard the USS Freeze.

[MR. FREEZE LAUGHS]

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All right, Frost... take her down.

You crooks are kidding yourselves.

Batman and the entire Navy are gonna be all over you

like bees on honey.

They'll have to find us first.

And that's going to be rather difficult...

with the entire ocean frozen over.

[LAUGHS]

Batman, I know this Batboat can outrun anything afloat,

but how do we catch a submarine?

A good question, Bat-Mite.

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And here's a good answer.

The Batsub.

Well, what do you know?

Not bad.

Not bad at-- Aah!

Batman!

I see it. Hang on, Bat-Mite.

[SIGH]

That was a little too close for comfort, huh, Bat-Mite?

What do we do-- Achoo!

--next, Mr. Freeze?

My dear professor.

I think it's high time we had a little vacation.

Don't you?

Oh. I do.

I do, I do, I do.

Achoo! Achoo!

And I know the perfect spot.

Steer on a heading of 27.30 degrees.

Oh, brrr.

Aye-aye, sir. Aye-aye. Hee-hee.

What vacation paradise are we headed for?

The North Pole.

[CHUCKLES]

Oh-ho. I think I'm going to cry.

Achoo!

I can't believe my icy stare.

Somehow Batman has gotten free.

Didn't I tell you?

Your little game is over now,

Free-- Free-- Free-- Free-- Achoo!

Freeze.

Over? Heh-heh-heh.

My dear boy, the fun is just beginning.

I love a challenge.

Attaway, Caped Crusader.

We're gaining on them.

Why don't you make it easy on yourself, Mr. Freeze,

and give up peacefully.

Sorry, Batman...

but I am going to have to give you the...

cold shoulder.

[CHUCKLES]

[HUMS]

Yee-ipes!

Ooh. This is so much fun,

it's giving me goose bumpies.

Brr. Oh-ho.

You too, huh?

[HUMS]

[GASPS]

Eh-heh!

This is more fun than a barrel of cold blizzards.

I never knew the great Batman could sink so low.

[CHUCKLES]

ROBIN: Hold it.

I'm turning this tub around,

and then you turkeys are going to help me rescue Batman.

Why, we'd love to. Right, Frost?

Oh, brrr.

Oh, no, no.

Oh, I mean, he-he. Oh, I mean, yes.

[HUMS]

Come out of there, you caped creep.

Brrr. Oh, Mr. Freeze.

Mr. Freeze, he got-- Achoo!

Oh, he got-- Achoo!

I know.

I know. But no matter.

We don't need him now that Batman's been stopped.

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Batman...can you hear me?

Batman?

Holy can openers.

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[HOWLS]

MR. FREEZE: Aah.

[LAUGHS]

It feels marvelous

to just soak up the cold like this.

Just think, Professor Frost,

with that submarine as our getaway car,

we'll steal a trillion dollars.

Then we can retire here

for the rest of our lives.

[SNEEZES]

A trillion dollars is nothing to sneeze at.

Oh-ho. Brrr. Oh, I know.

That's why I'm going to take my half

and retire somewhere warm.

What do you mean, your half?

Well, sir, brrr.

I did come up with the idea

to steal the sub.

And I did develop the freeze ray. And--

But I am the boss...

and I make the rules.

BATMAN: Wrong.

You break the rules.

And that's why you're going to jail.

Ha-ha.

Frost. Freeze them.

Oh, aah-hoo-- A-achoo!

Okay, Robin...

execute plan A.

Check.

Come on, come on. What are you waiting for?

Somehow they've reversed the polarity,

and it won't--

Give me that.

Wait, sir. Oh, wait.

Don't fire it!

Don't tell me what to do.

Waah! Ouch. Ooh.

It's hot.

ROBIN: That's right. And we're gonna let it melt

this whole place to the ground unless you give up.

Give up? Heh-heh-heh.

Never.

Come on, Frost.

Oh, brr. Ooh. Do I have to?

No, just stay right where you are, Professor Frost.

I've got you covered.

Oh, brrr. Ooh, don't worry.

I'm not moving from this nice warm spot.

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We have only one chance, Robin. The Batskis.

[BUZZES]

Ready, Boy Wonder?

Contact, Batman.

Go for it.

Give it up, Freeze.

Buzz off, you Batbrains.

Thattaway, Robin.

What?

Looks like we've got the jump on you, Freeze.

Ooh, you two.

Ooh, ooh. You really frost me.

For once, Freeze, I have to agree.

[BATMAN, ROBIN LAUGH]

COMPUTER: Bat-message.

Well, Mr. Freeze and Professor Frost

have a long time to thaw out now.

Yes, Robin. They learned the cold hard fact...

that crime doesn't pay.

Look at what I made, guys.

A freeze ray for whipping up snow cones.

Watch.

No, wait. No, wa-- Wait.

Bat-Mite, hold it. Hold it.

ROBIN: Ah-- BATMAN: Ah...

[BATMAN, ROBIN SNEEZE]

Gee. You guys sound awful.

You ought to take better care of yourselves.

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