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[SIRENS BLARE]
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[♪♪♪]
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BATMAN: Greetings, Bat-fans.
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This is Batman.
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And Robin, the Boy Wonder.
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And me too: Bat-Mite.
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Welcoming you to The
New Adventures of Batman.
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Watch us wage our
never-ending battle
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of good versus evil.
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ROBIN: Ride with
us as we chase
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the greatest array of villains
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the world has ever seen.
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Proving that crime
does not pay.
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BATMAN: Get set for
thrills and action.
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Join me, Batman.
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And me: Robin, the Boy Wonder.
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And Batgirl.
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And me too: Bat-Mite.
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ROBIN: In the super
New Adventures of--
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BATMAN: Batman.
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[♪♪♪]
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[SIREN WAILING]
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[♪♪♪]
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[LAUGHS]
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Students,
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The Penguin's School of
Crime is now in session.
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[LAUGHS]
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And tonight's lesson is
a highly important one:
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the classic jewelry heist.
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But how do we get in, Penguin?
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Elementary, my dear.
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[LAUGHS]
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With a woodpecker lock-picker.
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[SQUAWKING]
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You and you will stand guard.
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Make certain the coast--
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[LAUGHS]
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Uh, campus is clear.
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Yes, sir.
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The rest of you watch closely.
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[LAUGHING]
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Open, sesame!
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ALL: Wow!
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But what about
the burglar alarm?
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That, my sweet, is step two.
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And there you have it, class.
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[LAUGHS]
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ALL: Yay!
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Now we move on to
your final exam:
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the ultimate crime.
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What is the ultimate
crime, Penguin?
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What else?
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We capture Batman and Robin
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once and for all.
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Whoa!
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[LAUGHS]
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[♪♪♪]
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[SQUAWKS]
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[PENGUIN LAUGHING]
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Feast your eyes, students,
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for what you see here
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is destined to become
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the criminal's best friend
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and Batman's worst enemy.
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Uh, next to me, of course.
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[LAUGHS]
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But it's so small.
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What can it do, Penguin?
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[LAUGHS]
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Not only can it
duplicate the Bat-signal,
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but the commissioner's
voice as well.
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[LAUGHS]
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Please observe.
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[BEEPING]
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A flawless forgery
of the Bat-signal.
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Penguin, it's perfect!
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Sometimes my brilliance
stuns even me.
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[LAUGHS]
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BRUCE: Not too much
off the top, Dick.
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Have I ever given you
a bad haircut, Bruce?
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Not so far.
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It's the Bat-signal.
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Let's go.
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Yes, commissioner.
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COMMISSIONER'S VOICE:
Batman, we have evidence
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the Penguin's planned
another big heist.
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Get down to the harbor
as soon as you can.
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BATMAN: We're on our
way, commissioner.
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[LAUGHS]
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They fell for it.
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[♪♪♪]
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Bat-Mite reporting.
Ready for action.
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Yipes!
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H-hold it.
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BATMAN: Bat-mite.
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What are you doing here?
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Trying not to get
squished, Caped Crusader.
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Holy delays, Bat-Mite.
You're holding us up.
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You're-- You're telling me.
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Okay, guys, I'm ready.
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BATMAN: Not this
time, Bat-Mite.
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It may be dangerous.
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Wait a sec. If you think
I can't handle danger,
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you're all wet.
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Aw, Bat-baloney.
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We have to make up
for lost time, Robin.
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Hit the Bat-jets.
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Right, Batman.
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I'll show those
turkeys a thing or two.
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BATCOMPUTER: Going
someplace, little guy?
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Yipes!
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Oh. Sorry, little guy.
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You know I hate it
when you call me that.
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Forgive me.
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Are you going somewhere?
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Yeah. Undercover.
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I'm gonna catch The Penguin
before Batman and Robin do.
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I'll show 'em. I'm not afraid.
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Yipes!
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[LAUGHS]
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Yeah, go ahead. Yok it up.
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But we'll see who has the last
laugh, you big box of bolts.
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[LAUGHS]
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[♪♪♪]
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ROBIN: Holy
chilly-willies, Batman.
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This spooky place
is for the birds.
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Ah, that's probably why
The Penguin chose this site
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for his next rip-off, Robin.
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And speaking of birds,
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I think someone's
watching us like a hawk.
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[PENGUIN LAUGHS]
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Everything is going according
to my brilliant plan.
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Now we'll stage a mock burglary,
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and the Dynamic Dunces will
trip right into our trap.
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Ready, my little actors?
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ALL: Ready, Penguin.
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Holy bats in the
belfry, Batman. Look!
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BATMAN: That jungle bird is out
of place around here, Robin.
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That can only mean one thing.
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Penguin.
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[PENGUIN LAUGHS]
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It worked.
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Here they come.
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Places everyone.
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And make it look
convincing, class.
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Remember...your futures as
criminals depends on this.
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ROBIN: It's the foul-bird
Penguin all right,
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and a group of innocent kids.
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I think it's time we
dropped in for a visit.
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Right on, Batman.
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[LAUGHS]
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According to my schedule,
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those two birdbrains
should be here any second.
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Batman and Robin.
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[LAUGHS]
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What an unexpected surprise.
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Caught you with your hand in
the birdseed jar, eh, Penguin?
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But we've not broken
any laws, Batman.
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You are batty.
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Holy highway robbery.
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You were ripping off
goods from this warehouse.
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I'd say that's
against the law.
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And our evidence
is right in here.
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PENGUIN: If that's
your evidence,
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I'm afraid you
have an empty case.
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[LAUGHS]
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Holy clipped feathers, Batman.
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Think you're pretty
cagey, huh, Penguin?
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[LAUGHS]
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[TAUNTINGLY] Batman
want a cracker.
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[SQUAWKS]
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[LAUGHS]
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ROBIN: You're not going
to get away with this,
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you feathered fiend.
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PENGUIN: Oh, but I am.
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[LAUGHS] Oh, I am.
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Bon voyage from The
Penguin's School of Crime.
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ROBIN: School of Crime?
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Holy innocence.
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BATMAN: So that's it.
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[LAUGHS]
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And so it ends, students.
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Batman and Robin depart on
their permanent vacation.
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And we all graduate
with dishonors.
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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STUDENT 1: Where are you
sending them, Penguin?
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To the South Pole.
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[PENGUIN LAUGHS]
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Where they can chase
penguins all they want.
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[LAUGHS]
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[STUDENTS CHEER]
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STUDENT 2: Far out.
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Let's see: Bat-smoke,
Bat-springs, Batarang.
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Here we go: the Bat-torch.
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[GRUNTING]
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That's one...down.
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[PENGUIN LAUGHS]
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Ooh.
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This is absolutely delicious.
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The world's greatest
crime fighters
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trapped at the South Pole.
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[LAUGHS]
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[SHIVERING]
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Well, here's another fine
mess Penguin's got us into.
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How will we ever get back to
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warm and friendly Gotham City?
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We only have one--
Oh-oh, one chance, Robin.
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Th-th-the Bat-skis.
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C-c-c-contact, Batman.
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Go for it.
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PENGUIN: Huh? They've escaped.
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They've escaped.
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And now they're
coming back to get me.
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There must be
something we can do.
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There is.
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Yes, my pet?
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Speak. Speak.
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Those Bat-skis, and a
lot of other things,
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are operated from
their utility belts.
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If we steal their belts,
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we take away a lot
of their powers.
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[LAUGHS]
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Brilliant idea.
Brilliant idea.
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Absolutely brilliant.
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Oh, I'm so glad I
thought of that.
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[LAUGHS]
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Cops?
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Don't be silly. My lair
is absolutely secret.
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It's probably my woodpecker.
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Coming. Coming.
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Ow. Ow. Ow.
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Ow. Ow.
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Whoops. Sorry, Penguin.
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And just who are you?
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I'm Bat-Mite, and I
wanna join your gang.
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You what?
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Yeah. I'm sick
and tired of doing
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all Batman's dirty
work for nothing.
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I wanna be a bad
guy and get rich.
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Hm.
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[LAUGHS]
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I think that can be arranged.
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But first you must
pass a little test.
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It's a deal, Penguin.
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What do I do?
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You're going to help us steal
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Batman and Robin's
utility belts.
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Ulp. Now, uh, wait a minute...
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Help us or else.
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Or else what?
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Never mind. I'll do it.
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You say the Penguin is
running a school for crime?
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Incredible.
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It's sad,
Commissioner, but true.
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We'd better cancel his classes
before the kids graduate.
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Don't worry, I'll put every
available man on the case.
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Then let's discuss a
plan, commissioner,
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so we can put The
Penguin away for good.
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[PENGUIN LAUGHS]
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Splendid.
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They're here.
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Excellent job, Bat-Mite.
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Excellent.
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[LAUGHS]
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Class, within minutes,
269
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the Dynamic Dodos' utility
belts will be ours.
270
00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:56,440
Yippee.
271
00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:01,028
PENGUIN: Ready, students?
272
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,797
We're ready, Penguin.
273
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,833
I gotta warn Batman and Robin.
274
00:13:05,835 --> 00:13:09,537
PENGUIN: Yoo-hoo. Bat-Mite.
275
00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:13,373
I've got a special job
for you, my little friend.
276
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:15,375
A j-j-j-j-job?
277
00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:17,277
[LAUGHS]
278
00:13:17,279 --> 00:13:21,048
Take these lovely flowers to
Batman and Robin, won't you?
279
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,717
Flowers? What for?
280
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:23,784
Oh...
281
00:13:23,786 --> 00:13:26,186
just for laughs.
282
00:13:26,188 --> 00:13:27,522
Now hurry.
283
00:13:27,524 --> 00:13:29,289
Sure, Penguin.
284
00:13:30,993 --> 00:13:33,994
The last time we saw the
Penguin he was right here at--
285
00:13:33,996 --> 00:13:35,863
Batman. Robin. I've
captured The Penguin.
286
00:13:35,865 --> 00:13:37,197
He's right outside.
287
00:13:37,199 --> 00:13:39,366
You captured the Penguin?
288
00:13:39,368 --> 00:13:41,669
But it's true. He
even sent you these.
289
00:13:41,671 --> 00:13:44,572
Flowers from The
Penguin, Bat-Mite?
290
00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:46,607
Don't make me laugh.
291
00:13:46,609 --> 00:13:49,409
Bat-Mite's inside.
Hit it, Penguin.
292
00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:51,311
Roger dodger.
293
00:13:52,615 --> 00:13:54,281
Holy strange odors.
294
00:13:54,283 --> 00:13:55,282
What's that?
295
00:13:55,284 --> 00:13:57,151
Bat-Mite. Is this another...
296
00:13:57,153 --> 00:14:00,287
[CHUCKLING, CLEARS THROAT]
297
00:14:00,289 --> 00:14:01,288
...one of your...
298
00:14:01,290 --> 00:14:02,957
[CHUCKLING]
299
00:14:02,959 --> 00:14:03,958
...jokes?
300
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:04,959
[ALL LAUGHING]
301
00:14:04,961 --> 00:14:06,060
Because if it is...
302
00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:08,195
[LAUGHING]
303
00:14:08,197 --> 00:14:09,429
...it sure isn't funny.
304
00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:11,065
[LAUGHING]
305
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:13,400
No, it certainly
isn't, uh, B-Bat-Mite.
306
00:14:20,577 --> 00:14:22,610
[LAUGHING] It's no joke.
307
00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:25,780
It's laughing gas.
308
00:14:26,649 --> 00:14:29,717
The Penguin's up to something.
309
00:14:29,719 --> 00:14:31,786
[LAUGHS]
310
00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,621
Stand by, class.
311
00:14:39,662 --> 00:14:41,162
How's it going, Penguin?
312
00:14:41,164 --> 00:14:42,663
[LAUGHS]
313
00:14:42,665 --> 00:14:44,832
We're almost there.
314
00:14:44,834 --> 00:14:47,835
Oh, don't you just love it?
315
00:14:47,837 --> 00:14:49,837
[ALL LAUGHING]
316
00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:01,782
Oh. This is all my fault.
317
00:15:01,784 --> 00:15:03,751
I've gotta get that belt back.
318
00:15:05,721 --> 00:15:07,788
[LAUGHS] Jolly good
work, Bat-Mite.
319
00:15:07,790 --> 00:15:09,823
We have Batman's belt.
320
00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:12,093
And now for the Boy Blunder's.
321
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:18,699
[ALL LAUGHING]
322
00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:23,104
[LAUGHS]
323
00:15:23,106 --> 00:15:27,642
Robin, commissioner,
breathe in.
324
00:15:27,644 --> 00:15:29,076
We have them.
325
00:15:29,078 --> 00:15:30,577
We have them.
326
00:15:30,579 --> 00:15:34,515
The Dynamic Duo are minus
their greatest weapons.
327
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:36,717
Oh, boy. What've I done?
328
00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:40,204
BATMAN: The Penguin.
329
00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:42,239
And he's got our
utility belts.
330
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:44,274
Holy Benedict Arnold.
331
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:45,576
Bat-Mite is with him.
332
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,812
Come on, Robin, we
have work to do.
333
00:15:48,732 --> 00:15:50,497
[LAUGHS]
334
00:15:50,499 --> 00:15:52,599
Bat-Mite, my dear,
335
00:15:52,601 --> 00:15:56,603
you are now the
official teacher's pet.
336
00:15:57,740 --> 00:15:59,540
Penguin, look.
337
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:01,742
It's Batman and Robin.
338
00:16:01,744 --> 00:16:03,410
Yay!
339
00:16:03,412 --> 00:16:04,411
I mean, uh...
340
00:16:04,413 --> 00:16:05,780
Boo!
341
00:16:05,782 --> 00:16:07,515
[LAUGHS]
342
00:16:07,517 --> 00:16:13,120
What better time to
make use of our new toy?
343
00:16:13,122 --> 00:16:14,855
Robin, back.
344
00:16:17,843 --> 00:16:19,009
Never mind me, Robin.
345
00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:20,311
Grab The Penguin.
346
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:23,548
Okay, Batman. I'll get my
hands on that foul bird.
347
00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:28,753
We have a surprise for
you too, Boy Wonder.
348
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,590
Holy smoke bomb.
349
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,192
I can't see a thing.
350
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:35,526
[LAUGHS]
351
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:38,029
And that's as it should be.
352
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:41,365
Come, my little thieves,
we shall retire to my lair
353
00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:45,303
and examine this
precious merchandise.
354
00:16:48,525 --> 00:16:49,690
ROBIN: Holy curb service.
355
00:16:49,692 --> 00:16:52,359
There goes the Batmobile!
356
00:16:52,361 --> 00:16:54,161
Now what do we do?
357
00:16:54,163 --> 00:16:55,462
Since we can't outrun them,
358
00:16:55,464 --> 00:16:57,497
we'll have to outsmart them.
359
00:16:57,499 --> 00:17:01,301
And I know just the thing to
make the Penguin eat crow.
360
00:17:01,303 --> 00:17:03,971
Batman, both our
belts are gone.
361
00:17:03,973 --> 00:17:06,040
Boy, is that Penguin greedy.
362
00:17:06,042 --> 00:17:08,308
And that's what's
going to trap him.
363
00:17:08,310 --> 00:17:09,543
But I don't get it.
364
00:17:09,545 --> 00:17:11,212
BATMAN: It's very
simple, Boy Wonder.
365
00:17:11,214 --> 00:17:14,549
We'll invite the Penguin and
his crime school to the Batcave.
366
00:17:14,551 --> 00:17:16,717
It's an offer he can't refuse.
367
00:17:16,719 --> 00:17:20,788
BATCOMPUTER: Then I take it you
are planning to use Bat-Mite
368
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,723
in this little caper?
369
00:17:22,725 --> 00:17:23,758
Exactly.
370
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:26,393
Can you contact
him, Batcomputer?
371
00:17:26,395 --> 00:17:29,196
With electronic ease.
372
00:17:29,198 --> 00:17:31,565
Proceed, please.
373
00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:33,701
Batman calling Bat-Mite.
374
00:17:37,740 --> 00:17:38,973
BATMAN: Come in, Bat-Mite.
375
00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:40,675
Bat--! Batman.
376
00:17:40,677 --> 00:17:41,742
You're okay?
377
00:17:41,744 --> 00:17:43,410
Roger. Are you alone?
378
00:17:43,412 --> 00:17:45,579
If you don't count all
these birdbrains, yeah.
379
00:17:45,581 --> 00:17:47,514
All right. Listen carefully.
380
00:17:47,516 --> 00:17:49,216
How would you like to patch up
381
00:17:49,218 --> 00:17:52,252
all the problems you've caused
382
00:17:52,254 --> 00:17:54,822
and put the Penguin
behind bars for good.
383
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,657
Keep talking, Batman.
384
00:17:56,659 --> 00:18:00,061
You're going to lead
us to the Batcave?
385
00:18:00,063 --> 00:18:01,262
That's right, Penguin.
386
00:18:01,264 --> 00:18:02,730
I'm the only one
who knows about it
387
00:18:02,732 --> 00:18:04,431
outside of Batman and Robin.
388
00:18:04,433 --> 00:18:06,100
[LAUGHS]
389
00:18:06,102 --> 00:18:07,101
I hate to admit it,
390
00:18:07,103 --> 00:18:09,937
but it's a brilliant plan.
391
00:18:09,939 --> 00:18:12,940
With the rest of the Caped
Crusader's inventions,
392
00:18:12,942 --> 00:18:15,142
nothing can stop me.
393
00:18:15,144 --> 00:18:16,644
[LAUGHS]
394
00:18:20,950 --> 00:18:23,384
♪ Fame and fortune
Here we come ♪
395
00:18:23,386 --> 00:18:24,919
[LAUGHS]
396
00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:34,728
How much further, Bat-Mite?
397
00:18:34,730 --> 00:18:36,397
About three more drenchings.
398
00:18:39,902 --> 00:18:41,301
And one soaking.
399
00:18:42,572 --> 00:18:46,073
But that's what you
said last time I asked.
400
00:18:46,075 --> 00:18:47,742
And it wasn't any
fun then either.
401
00:18:47,744 --> 00:18:49,710
Oh, my gosh. Look!
402
00:18:52,482 --> 00:18:53,681
Uh, hold your breath, guys.
403
00:18:53,683 --> 00:18:55,048
I-I think this is it.
404
00:19:02,425 --> 00:19:03,424
[SPITS]
405
00:19:03,426 --> 00:19:05,359
[LAUGHS]
406
00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:09,597
So this is the famous Batcave?
407
00:19:09,599 --> 00:19:11,732
Yes. And we're the
famous Batman--
408
00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:14,101
And Robin, the Boy Wonder.
409
00:19:14,103 --> 00:19:15,969
[LAUGHS]
410
00:19:15,971 --> 00:19:18,272
Your fame is about to end,
411
00:19:18,274 --> 00:19:20,274
my fine fatheads,
412
00:19:20,276 --> 00:19:22,410
because I'm taking over here.
413
00:19:25,781 --> 00:19:26,947
Duck, Robin!
414
00:19:29,452 --> 00:19:31,618
Well, we sure know
he's not from Texas.
415
00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:32,720
Give up, Penguin.
416
00:19:32,722 --> 00:19:34,255
We have you surrounded.
417
00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:35,589
Surrounded?
418
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:36,924
[LAUGHS]
419
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,458
[MOCKINGLY] You
hear that, class?
420
00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:40,427
We're surrounded.
421
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:42,529
[LAUGHS]
422
00:19:42,531 --> 00:19:44,598
Okay, Batcomputer, hit it.
423
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,101
A pleasure, Batman.
424
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,568
[BEEPING]
425
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:52,873
[LAUGHS]
426
00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:57,144
Nice try, Batman, but
you forget one thing.
427
00:20:01,183 --> 00:20:05,519
Your utility belt is
full of surprises.
428
00:20:05,521 --> 00:20:07,955
Well, here's a surprise
for you, Penguin.
429
00:20:14,196 --> 00:20:15,595
[LAUGHS]
430
00:20:15,597 --> 00:20:18,665
Fortunately, I have a spare.
431
00:20:19,701 --> 00:20:21,535
Not anymore you don't.
432
00:20:21,537 --> 00:20:22,536
Hey!
433
00:20:22,538 --> 00:20:24,872
Your luck just
ran out, Penguin.
434
00:20:24,874 --> 00:20:25,872
[LAUGHING]
435
00:20:25,874 --> 00:20:28,342
Not quite.
436
00:20:33,382 --> 00:20:35,715
Sorry I can't stay and chat,
437
00:20:35,717 --> 00:20:40,620
but I have places to
pilfer and people to rob.
438
00:20:40,622 --> 00:20:41,721
Ta-ta.
439
00:20:41,723 --> 00:20:44,391
But, Penguin, what about us?
440
00:20:44,393 --> 00:20:45,760
[LAUGHS]
441
00:20:45,762 --> 00:20:50,364
Sorry, kiddies. But you
just flunked your finals.
442
00:20:50,366 --> 00:20:51,365
Holy trap door.
443
00:20:51,367 --> 00:20:53,550
The Batcopter hatch is open.
444
00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:54,719
He's getting away.
445
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,687
He won't get far.
446
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,524
[CRASH]
447
00:21:04,546 --> 00:21:05,545
Nice catch, Batman.
448
00:21:05,547 --> 00:21:06,881
Same to you.
449
00:21:06,883 --> 00:21:09,549
Too bad it was a foul ball.
450
00:21:09,551 --> 00:21:10,918
Tough luck, Penguin.
451
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:14,388
Looks like your new nesting
place is gonna be behind bars.
452
00:21:14,390 --> 00:21:16,891
You mean we're
all going to jail?
453
00:21:16,893 --> 00:21:20,394
But, Penguin, you said
we were gonna get rich.
454
00:21:20,396 --> 00:21:22,997
Well, there's nothing
wrong with getting rich.
455
00:21:22,999 --> 00:21:26,066
What went wrong was the
way you went about it.
456
00:21:26,068 --> 00:21:28,969
Yes. You learned a
valuable lesson today:
457
00:21:28,971 --> 00:21:31,838
Never get involved
with a dirty bird.
458
00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:40,781
BATCOMPUTER: Bat Message.
459
00:21:40,783 --> 00:21:43,450
The Penguin really
had us going today,
460
00:21:43,452 --> 00:21:45,285
didn't he, Robin? I'll say.
461
00:21:45,287 --> 00:21:48,789
Especially when he
nearly flew the coop.
462
00:21:48,791 --> 00:21:52,960
Well, now his School of Crime
is out for permanent recess.
463
00:21:52,962 --> 00:21:56,130
Too bad his students had
to find out the hard way
464
00:21:56,132 --> 00:21:57,697
that getting
something for nothing
465
00:21:57,699 --> 00:21:59,799
always has its price.
466
00:21:59,801 --> 00:22:00,801
What do you mean?
467
00:22:00,803 --> 00:22:02,469
You get my services for nothing.
468
00:22:02,471 --> 00:22:04,138
You're wrong, Bat-Mite.
469
00:22:04,140 --> 00:22:06,407
BATMAN & ROBIN: We pay dearly.
470
00:22:11,197 --> 00:22:13,730
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