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INDIANA MACK Sex In The Jungle The Movie

Ah, here we go.

This one is for you...

...and this one is for me. Cheers.

I knew it would be a great success. I told you so.

I started to write my fourth book, which is dedicated to France.

- My adventures there. - Your adventures there?

You know what they say about French women, don't you?

No. What do they say?

Well, whatever they say...

Well... Here you are...

Let's make a toast to the to the party we've been invited to.

Well, Mario. I'm telling you...

- Bottoms up! - Bottoms up!

All right...

One more thing...

I'll tell you...

that I'm...

am very rich, but I don't need anyone.

I can manage by myself.

I can...

...on my own!

Mack, don't you think you've had a little too much to drink?

A little bit?

Even on a desert island, I can manage on my own.

Really!

Hmm, yeah.

I'm dry.

Remember what I said...

about the desert island.

Okay?

Well...

Mack exaggerates a lot, doesn't he?

I think the same as you, but I don't know...

Maybe we should find out.

And I think I have a good idea.

We can do it.

Oops. Sorry.

Hello.

What are you doing?

I hope you don't mind.

You're very filthy like that.

Oh, my God! I'm sorry! Sorry!

- Are you okay? - Let's get him right.

- Grab his legs. - Right.

Sorry, sorry!

What an asshole.

Baby, make sure he doesn't wake up too soon.

Okay.

That's it.

Don't you think we've gone a little too far?

It's just a joke!

He told us he can do it.

Yeah.

But he didn't say anything about going to Santo Domingo.

Listen, this is boring.

Why don't we just turn around and forget everything?

No way!

No way.

If we start it, we have to finish it.

But I'm bored too.

But...

I think I have a good idea:

I'll switch on the autopilot, and...

We can do just what we missed yesterday.

I like it, yeah.

Faster, baby.

Come on, baby.

Suck it.

I'm gonna cum!

Now it's your turn, big boy.

I hope you'll send us a postcard.

I don't think he'll be able to.

No. Let's go.

Oh!!!

Where the fuck am I?

How the hell did I get here?

Without a fucking bottle!

Ouch!

A white man?

- Big cock. - Oh, nice!

Big cock white man.

Let's we go?

We go?

We go!

Have sex!

[*Tribal music*]

What the fuck is going around here?

- You want? - No, I don't want that shit.

What's the hell is happening?

- Eat. You eat. - Alright, alright.

What is that thing anyway?

You eat. It's good for health.

Spanish missionary showed me prepare food for white man.

Holy shit, they must have eaten the missionary!

Stop! Leave this man alone. Stop it.

He's with me!

Well, my name is Mack.

It's a long story, really, but...

I was at a party of my friends last night...

and I told them that I could get *** even on an island.

Oh, really?

And suddenly here I am, with you.

I am a very wealthy man, you know,

but I am also an adventurer.

Yes, I can see it.

But very honestly, I have no idea how I got here.

No?

And that's all about it, really.

And so, what's a lovely girl like you doing here?

I'm an archaeologist...

and I'm looking for a colleague of mine.

I wish you luck then.

You need to change your clothes.

Yeah. You're right.

Wait a second.

Here are. Put these on.

If you want you can change over there. Okay?

Indiana!

Indiana Mack!

Indiana Mack?

These clothes belong to my colleague,

and he's from Indiana, you know.

And they look well on you, so so I call you "Indiana Mack".

All right.

What exactly are you doing here?

My colleague first came here,

he learned of a legendary amulet...

that grants tremendous power to whoever possesses it.

Later on, he found several underground passages...

and tunnels that lead to this amulet...

and drawed this map.

- Can you take me there? - I absolutely can.

Before my colleague disappeared,

he told me that the amulet has been broke into four pieces.

And whoever puts the four parts together,

will have tremendous powers.

- So we have to be careful. - Yeah.

- Have you ever seen this medallion yourself? - No...

Just the drawings.

Oh! Don't move! Be careful!

My god, it's the amulet!

Stay where you are!

Hey, they found the amulet!

- Hold on right there! (- Oh my god!)

Igor, tie this guy up.

Don't you lay a hand on him!

Why should we bother with him,

when we've got you and the amulet?

You are our hidden treasure.

[*stone falling*]

- What? - What the f...?

Let's go!

Move it!

They went this way!

They're getting away!

Come on!

Hurry up!

Where are you going?

Wherever you take us.

Okay. Get in.

My radiator is broken ***.

I saw a spring near here.

If you've got a canteen, I can go get some water.

Okay?

Yeah.

That spring is pretty far away from here, believe me.

How far away?

Oh, just far enough for us.

[*he laughs*]

- Let's watch the road. - Yeah.

It's been a pleasure, my boy.

Stop the car!

You're such an asshole!

Why the fuck don't you watch what you're doing?

Look the mess you got us into!

Hello!

Can you rent us a boat?

Let me see your money first.

We want to get across.

No money, no boat.

Amigo, we have no money.

Forget it. I'll take care of it.

You go get some gears for the boat, okay? And I'll be here.

Okay.

How is this for payment?

You got a deal, miss!

Betty, what did you got for me now?

I got these two big boys.

Hm-hm.

Let's see just how big they are.

We'll see that right now.

***

Ouch!

Hey!

What are these girls doing?

You're going to get it now!

Come on baby.

Indy!

Indy!

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