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Ah! - Is it over yet? 13 00:00:49,649 --> 00:00:52,149 - For you? Yes. Why would you let her watch this? 14 00:00:52,285 --> 00:00:55,085 - It's okay. I can handle it. 15 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:57,621 Ah! - Okay, ah... Liz 16 00:00:57,757 --> 00:00:58,527 Liz, c'mon! Let's just go to bed. 17 00:00:58,658 --> 00:01:00,458 - What? Scared much? 18 00:01:00,593 --> 00:01:03,833 - Please. These movies don't scare me. They bore me. 19 00:01:03,963 --> 00:01:06,773 - Bored by gore? I don't buy it. 20 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:10,770 - C'mon Liz. - Come to think of it, I am a little tired. 21 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:13,944 [Woman screaming on TV] 22 00:01:14,073 --> 00:01:17,283 - Ah, remember Liz, it's just a movie... - Just a movie! 23 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:20,110 - No it's not... - Would you stop scaring her. 24 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:22,576 - You mean scaring you. - Ah! 25 00:01:22,715 --> 00:01:26,815 Please. If you really wanna scare me, hide my personal organizer. 26 00:01:26,953 --> 00:01:30,063 - [TV]: You can't escape. 27 00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:32,160 - Ed! 28 00:01:32,292 --> 00:01:34,492 I do believe that sounded like a dare... 29 00:01:34,627 --> 00:01:36,497 to scare. 30 00:01:36,629 --> 00:01:38,999 - Ha! Ha! 31 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:47,341 - ♪ Used to be my mother and my sister and me ♪ 32 00:01:47,474 --> 00:01:50,444 ♪ A happy little family and all right with me ♪ 33 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:53,777 ♪ But Mom got married that's when everything changed ♪ 34 00:01:53,913 --> 00:01:56,623 ♪ Some things were lost and others were gained ♪ 35 00:01:56,749 --> 00:01:59,319 ♪ A new school, a new house ♪ 36 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:02,562 ♪ So many changes it makes my head spin ♪ 37 00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:06,759 ♪ Now I've got a brother who gets under my skin ♪ 38 00:02:06,893 --> 00:02:09,803 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 39 00:02:09,929 --> 00:02:12,969 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 40 00:02:13,099 --> 00:02:17,139 ♪ This is life with Lizzie, Edwin, George and Nora, Marti and Casey ♪ 41 00:02:17,270 --> 00:02:20,210 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 42 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:22,310 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 43 00:02:22,442 --> 00:02:24,482 an art form? 44 00:02:24,611 --> 00:02:28,521 Please. More like a weird form of escapism for Derek-types 45 00:02:28,648 --> 00:02:30,548 who like their thrills and chills. 46 00:02:30,683 --> 00:02:34,923 Well, we rational people find them... ridiculous. 47 00:02:54,541 --> 00:02:57,311 [Metallic banging] 48 00:02:57,443 --> 00:02:59,513 It's okay, Casey. 49 00:02:59,646 --> 00:03:01,776 It's... it's not real! It's just a dream. 50 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:11,022 See? 51 00:03:12,992 --> 00:03:17,702 - Hello Casey! Looking for your organizer? 52 00:03:17,830 --> 00:03:19,670 Ha! Ha! Ha! [Screaming] 53 00:03:19,799 --> 00:03:21,629 - Ah! 54 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:27,368 Just... a dream. 55 00:03:27,507 --> 00:03:29,837 Ah! - Casey... 56 00:03:29,976 --> 00:03:32,176 You mind if I sleep in here? 57 00:03:32,312 --> 00:03:34,652 My room isn't... safe. 58 00:03:34,781 --> 00:03:37,351 I was reading in bed when a hand grabbed my leg. 59 00:03:37,483 --> 00:03:38,483 [Screaming] 60 00:03:38,618 --> 00:03:41,448 - Oh, I'm sorry! Did I scare you? 61 00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:44,888 - Ah, sure... don't worry, Liz. I'll be safe with you here. 62 00:03:45,024 --> 00:03:47,994 I mean, you'll be safe with me here. 63 00:03:48,127 --> 00:03:50,027 - Thanks. 64 00:03:57,036 --> 00:03:58,536 You mind if we turn... - Great idea! 65 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:09,954 - Ah! 66 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,923 The pipes are acting up again. I should call the plumber. 67 00:04:13,052 --> 00:04:15,922 - Whoa, Dad, how could you? 68 00:04:16,055 --> 00:04:17,755 After what happened to the other plumber. 69 00:04:17,890 --> 00:04:18,860 - What other plumber? 70 00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:20,832 - It is that time of year. 71 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:22,230 - What time of year? 72 00:04:22,362 --> 00:04:24,402 - The anniversary of his demise. 73 00:04:24,530 --> 00:04:29,170 Fixing the pipes. In this very house. 74 00:04:29,302 --> 00:04:30,972 - Stop it, you 2. 75 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:33,214 - Oh! Speaking of scary... 76 00:04:37,477 --> 00:04:40,677 - I didn't sleep well. - Somebody have a nightmare? 77 00:04:40,813 --> 00:04:44,823 - No! I was up late... reading a really... good book. 78 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,791 - Something better than Curse of Evil? 79 00:04:46,919 --> 00:04:49,319 - What? You guys rented that? Why didn't you tell me? 80 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:52,185 - George, you let the boys watch scary movies? 81 00:04:52,325 --> 00:04:54,885 - Um, well how shall I put this? Yes. 82 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:56,998 [Both laughing] - Bong! 83 00:04:57,130 --> 00:05:01,130 - Oh, c'mon! What's a little bit of harmless horror? 84 00:05:01,267 --> 00:05:03,037 We are talking PG-13 here? 85 00:05:03,169 --> 00:05:04,599 - Oh, of course, of course, of course. 86 00:05:04,737 --> 00:05:08,777 - Um... Lizzie's 12! 87 00:05:08,908 --> 00:05:11,178 - George, it's a good thing Marti's at her Mom's. 88 00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:14,250 - Okay, Derek, no more watching scary movies when your sisters are around, okay? 89 00:05:14,380 --> 00:05:16,050 - Ah, yeah. Sorry! 90 00:05:16,182 --> 00:05:17,722 I... I keep forgetting they're the weaker sex. 91 00:05:17,850 --> 00:05:19,320 - Oh, thank you Derek. 92 00:05:19,452 --> 00:05:22,762 - No worries. But George, I wasn't scared! 93 00:05:22,889 --> 00:05:25,859 The problem was your other son who hid under my bed and grabbed my ankles. 94 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:27,732 - What? [Laughing] 95 00:05:27,860 --> 00:05:31,160 - Edwin, do not scare Lizzie by hiding under her bed! 96 00:05:31,297 --> 00:05:33,127 - [From upstairs]: Sorry, Lizzie! 97 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:36,466 - There. Problems are solved. 98 00:05:36,602 --> 00:05:39,272 See, I really think we're getting the hang of this compromise thing. 99 00:05:39,405 --> 00:05:41,905 - Alright! Love to stay for the group hug but I've got things to do! 100 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:46,010 - Waaah! - Ah! DEREK! 101 00:05:48,214 --> 00:05:50,024 [Screeching] 102 00:05:53,820 --> 00:05:56,690 Okay, Casey. Snap out of it. 103 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:07,004 Okay. 104 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:09,173 Ah! 105 00:06:09,302 --> 00:06:13,912 - What'd I do? - Um, nothing. Sorry. I didn't sleep at all last night. 106 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,340 - Why not? 107 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:23,279 - Have you seenCurse of Evil? 108 00:06:23,416 --> 00:06:26,246 - Only like 5 times. 109 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:29,286 Remember the part when Gruekor chases that ghoul on the skate-- 110 00:06:29,422 --> 00:06:33,192 - Unfortunately, yes, um... Wait, you like scary movies? 111 00:06:33,326 --> 00:06:34,626 - I love them! What's not to like? 112 00:06:34,761 --> 00:06:37,061 It's a total rush. 113 00:06:37,196 --> 00:06:40,626 Remember the part when Gruekor jumps up from behind that fence? 114 00:06:44,303 --> 00:06:46,543 - Casey, you look like you've just seen a ghost. 115 00:06:46,672 --> 00:06:49,412 - More like a hook-handed zombie. - Pardon me? 116 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:53,712 - In a movie! A stupid, illogical, irrational scary movie. And I fell for it! 117 00:06:53,846 --> 00:06:55,276 Why do people watch those stupid things? 118 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:58,075 - Well, uh, physical fear produces an endorphin 119 00:06:58,217 --> 00:07:00,787 in the pleasure centre of the brain. Like in the movie... 120 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:03,220 [Whispering]:Curse of Evil. 121 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:06,426 - "Et tu", Paul? You like scary movies? 122 00:07:06,559 --> 00:07:08,389 - Yeah, I love freaking myself out. 123 00:07:08,528 --> 00:07:13,768 Um... because, ah... physical fear serves as a biological function. 124 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:17,170 - It does? - Yeah. It helps the mind prepare 125 00:07:17,303 --> 00:07:19,873 for fear for later on in life. 126 00:07:20,006 --> 00:07:22,736 - Are you just saying that to make your juvenile interests seem mature? 127 00:07:22,875 --> 00:07:25,705 - Yep. But it could help you to appreciate... 128 00:07:25,845 --> 00:07:28,475 Scary movies! [Hissing] 129 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:30,584 - Paul? Not funny. 130 00:07:30,716 --> 00:07:32,746 - Too soon for jokes? - Yeah. 131 00:07:32,885 --> 00:07:35,215 - [TV]: There'll be clear skies early this evening, 132 00:07:35,354 --> 00:07:37,264 but the weather could turn ugly later tonight with the... 133 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:41,860 - What's ugly? The idea of me spending the entire weekend in a tax seminar. 134 00:07:41,994 --> 00:07:43,934 - Why don't Lizzie and I drive you to the train station? 135 00:07:44,063 --> 00:07:46,633 - That'd be great, guys. - You wanna come, Case? 136 00:07:46,766 --> 00:07:49,136 - Oh, nah. I'm exhausted. I think I'm just gonna read my book 137 00:07:49,268 --> 00:07:51,098 and enjoy the peace and quiet. 138 00:07:51,237 --> 00:07:52,567 - Enjoy. 139 00:07:52,705 --> 00:07:56,475 - Bye-bye! - Bye! - Bye! 140 00:08:03,749 --> 00:08:06,989 - Ah! Edwin! How long have you been here? 141 00:08:07,119 --> 00:08:09,519 - Since, I was born. 142 00:08:09,655 --> 00:08:10,655 What'cha readin'? 143 00:08:10,790 --> 00:08:13,290 - A book. 144 00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:15,256 - Betcha I got a better story. 145 00:08:15,394 --> 00:08:18,434 About the guy who died in this house. 146 00:08:18,564 --> 00:08:20,374 - Go away, Edwin. 147 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:21,730 - You should have been told before. 148 00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:24,368 This house is haunted by the ghost of someone 149 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:28,044 who died on this very day 16 years ago. 150 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:31,884 - Really? Do tell. 151 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:35,151 - Before we lived here? The owner? Freddie Cleaver? 152 00:08:35,281 --> 00:08:37,951 He was fixing the plumbing? All by himself, right? 153 00:08:38,084 --> 00:08:40,654 - You asking me or are you telling me? 154 00:08:40,786 --> 00:08:43,316 - He messed up. The pipes were clogged. 155 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:45,386 - So when he turned the water back on... Boom! 156 00:08:45,524 --> 00:08:49,534 - Ah! - The pipes exploded! 157 00:08:49,662 --> 00:08:53,732 Sending water everywhere. And a piece of pipe pierced his heart. 158 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:57,136 Freddie was dead-y! 159 00:08:57,270 --> 00:09:01,170 - Nice try, "Edd-ie". 160 00:09:01,307 --> 00:09:03,107 Ah! 161 00:09:03,242 --> 00:09:05,612 - So, I'm going to go over to Sam's for a bit. 162 00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:08,505 - Yeah and I'm going over to Jason's. 163 00:09:08,648 --> 00:09:14,788 - Oh, and uh... if I were you I wouldn't flush, you know, unnecessarily. 164 00:09:14,921 --> 00:09:18,421 - Have a nice evening... Casey. 165 00:09:38,477 --> 00:09:40,277 - Mom? 166 00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:44,722 Probably just the wind. 167 00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:46,750 [Water running] 168 00:09:46,886 --> 00:09:49,716 What's up with the tap? 169 00:09:59,865 --> 00:10:02,635 Was that the wind? 170 00:10:12,845 --> 00:10:19,945 Terrific. 171 00:10:20,086 --> 00:10:24,156 Okay! That is so not the wind. 172 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:33,004 Okay, Casey. Get a grip! You're just overtired. 173 00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:34,672 [Creaking] 174 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:38,400 Derek if that's you, I swear-- 175 00:10:38,537 --> 00:10:41,137 [Muffled sounds from upstairs] [Water running again] 176 00:10:41,273 --> 00:10:46,083 Not scared. Nope! Not scared. Not scared! [Creaking] 177 00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:48,652 Ah! 178 00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:52,891 [TV sputtering] Oh! 179 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:58,690 I don't believe in ghosts! [Strange devilish laughing] 180 00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:02,034 Oh! 181 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:04,861 Leave me alone, whatever you are! 182 00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:07,667 [Door opening] 183 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,370 [All screaming] 184 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:13,842 [Glass breaking] - Casey? 185 00:11:13,973 --> 00:11:15,673 What happened? What's wrong? - Is someone in the house? 186 00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:20,208 - Ah! Just us. - WHAT? You told me you were both going out! 187 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:24,346 - I... you. Mom, he... 188 00:11:24,483 --> 00:11:26,123 In what twisted world-- 189 00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:29,892 - I just wanted to prove that despite all your rational explanations, 190 00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:31,392 you'd wig out just like anyone else would. 191 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,894 Well, anyone but me, of course. 192 00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:36,026 [Both laughing] - Boys, scaring people is not funny. 193 00:11:36,162 --> 00:11:39,072 - I respectfully beg to differ. - Me too! 194 00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:40,768 - You better watch your back, Derek. 195 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:42,770 - Or what? You're going to study me to death? 196 00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:44,342 [Laughing] - Okay, that's it! 197 00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:45,910 - Ah, no, no, no! I'll handle this. 198 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:50,908 Derek, Edwin, you went too far with this. Now go to your rooms! 199 00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:53,553 - Ha! 200 00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:55,919 Oh! How cute is that? 201 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,948 - Oh, adorable! - Cute? 202 00:11:58,084 --> 00:12:01,094 That wasn't meant to be cute! I meant business! 203 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:03,760 - Nice try, Mom. But you really wanna show 'em, 204 00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:04,919 let me get back at them. 205 00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:06,557 - Let us get back at them. 206 00:12:06,692 --> 00:12:08,562 - Casey, Lizzie... - Come on! 207 00:12:08,694 --> 00:12:10,364 You said yourself this time they went too far! 208 00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:13,996 - Just make sure no one gets hurt. 209 00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:22,779 - [TV]: Come to me. [Screaming] 210 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:25,878 - Is the scary part over yet? - Not yet. Um-um! 211 00:12:26,011 --> 00:12:27,811 [Screaming] - Ah! 212 00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:30,177 - [TV]: Help me! - 'Kay, now it's over. 213 00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:36,756 If you hate scary movies, why are you watching this? 214 00:12:36,889 --> 00:12:39,089 - I'm watching it because I hate scary movies. 215 00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:42,225 I'm trying to desensitize myself. 216 00:12:42,361 --> 00:12:44,631 [Screaming] - You can't hide from me. 217 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,074 - Yeah? Watch me! 218 00:12:47,199 --> 00:12:50,269 [Screaming] - Ah! Ha! Ha! 219 00:12:50,402 --> 00:12:54,312 Did you see that? - Uh... yeah! 220 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:57,840 - C'mon Casey! You're never gonna get desensitized from up there. 221 00:12:57,977 --> 00:13:01,947 - [TV]: Come back here! - Okay, but... 222 00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:04,821 I still don't see why this thing wants to eat all these people anyway. 223 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,850 - Hello? They're the undead. 224 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:12,958 - Ah! - Ha! 225 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,828 - Rrrrah! 226 00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:19,532 - Hey Lizzie. 227 00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:22,095 That's a cool mask. 228 00:13:22,234 --> 00:13:26,944 - Mark my words, Edwin! I will scare you! Some day! Somehow! 229 00:13:28,908 --> 00:13:31,708 - [TV]: Prepare to eat your maker. 230 00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:32,814 - Boo! 231 00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:34,775 We've been prepared for an hour! 232 00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:37,454 What are you: the maker or the faker? 233 00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:40,223 - Hey! The best part's coming up! 234 00:13:40,352 --> 00:13:44,262 - Em, after 6 movies and 3 bags of popcorn 235 00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:46,430 I think I can honestly say 236 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,489 I'm over my irrational fear of fear. 237 00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:51,327 Thank you. - Are you sure? 238 00:13:51,463 --> 00:13:54,633 - Yeah. No, I mean. Yes. 239 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:57,267 Absolutely. Now, as my horror consultant, 240 00:13:57,403 --> 00:13:59,273 are you up for another challenge? 241 00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:00,805 - [Lugubrious]: Anything! 242 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,840 - Ha! Em... 243 00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:05,135 I wanna scare Derek. 244 00:14:05,277 --> 00:14:07,007 - But that's not possible. 245 00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:09,146 - Sure it is! Cuz we're going to use something Derek would 246 00:14:09,281 --> 00:14:11,181 never think of using in a million years. 247 00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:14,817 - And what's that? - Our brains. 248 00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:27,928 Gotcha! 249 00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:31,737 - Seriously? That's how you're going to get me back? 250 00:14:31,870 --> 00:14:33,940 - Wow. You really don't get scared. 251 00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:35,843 - No, I really don't. 252 00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:37,435 - And even if I were to try to get you back, 253 00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:39,506 you'd probably just get me back ten times worse anyway, right? 254 00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:41,245 - Yeah, I probably would. 255 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:44,180 - Well, congratulations. You win! 256 00:14:44,316 --> 00:14:49,816 Truce? - Bloody hand. Pretty cool! Uh... can I keep this? 257 00:14:49,955 --> 00:14:52,085 - Darn. I was so sure... 258 00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:54,164 - Bye. 259 00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:06,438 - 1 part red food colouring. 260 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:10,912 One part baking soda. 261 00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:13,413 And one part vinegar. 262 00:15:13,545 --> 00:15:16,345 [Laughing like a demented scientist] 263 00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:19,622 [Whistling] 264 00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:39,767 - Ah! 265 00:15:39,905 --> 00:15:41,835 - Scared you. Scared you! 266 00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:43,684 Ha! You should've seen your face! 267 00:15:43,809 --> 00:15:47,149 - Lizzie? You know I'm not easily scared, 268 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:48,949 but I'm really not easily impressed. 269 00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:50,521 How did you do that? 270 00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:53,849 - I'll show you on one condition. 271 00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:56,156 There's a plot afoot to scare Derek and we need you to join the team. 272 00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:57,718 - Impossible! 273 00:15:57,856 --> 00:15:59,586 - Joining the team? Or scaring Derek? 274 00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:01,585 - Both. I value my life. 275 00:16:01,727 --> 00:16:04,797 - Edwin. Every student has to take on the master! 276 00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:07,200 If we're successful Derek will have a new respect for you. 277 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:10,173 - New respect? And when did I have the old respect? 278 00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,712 - Starting right now? 279 00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:16,708 - I like your moxie, kid. I'm in. 280 00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:19,752 - Excellent. 281 00:16:19,878 --> 00:16:22,108 - Can I have my milk back? 282 00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:27,220 - ♪ Bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish. ♪ 283 00:16:27,353 --> 00:16:30,863 - Uh-um! - ♪ How many pieces do you wish? ♪ 284 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,960 - Trying to watch TV here. 285 00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:35,062 - ♪ 1... 2... 3... 4... ♪ 286 00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:39,034 - Okay. Either be quiet or get lost. 287 00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:46,236 - That's uh... better. 288 00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:49,712 - Hey! Have you seen Edwin? 289 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,742 - Nope. - How 'bout chips? We got any chips? 290 00:16:51,877 --> 00:16:53,747 - Second drawer. 291 00:16:57,316 --> 00:17:00,286 - Want some? - No thank you. 292 00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:03,859 - 'kay, well, if you see Edwin, tell him that 293 00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:05,659 I'm about to watch Toxic Werewolves From Mars. 294 00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:08,661 Oh! We got any, uh... 295 00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:10,734 Dip? 296 00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:17,236 Ed! 297 00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:20,739 Ed! Movie starts in 5! 298 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,635 'kay, this is weird. 299 00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:30,079 Uh... you wanna catch that flick with me? 300 00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:32,175 - Of course. 301 00:17:32,317 --> 00:17:33,947 - Then move it. Cuz I don't want to miss the beginning 302 00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:38,286 where the werewolf jumps out of the laundry hamper... he's like raaaah! 303 00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:40,734 And the guy in the shower reaches for his towel, 304 00:17:40,859 --> 00:17:44,029 but it's really the werewolf's fur. Ha! 305 00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:47,803 Ed? [Thunder] 306 00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:55,935 - Web cam's all set. - I've got picture. 307 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,475 - Operation Scare-Der starts now. 308 00:17:58,610 --> 00:18:00,450 [Laughing dementedly] 309 00:18:02,514 --> 00:18:04,084 - Sorry. 310 00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:07,286 - We'll see who doesn't get scared. 311 00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:12,856 Edwin! 312 00:18:12,991 --> 00:18:17,501 - Ha! - Okay! Stop hiding now! 313 00:18:17,629 --> 00:18:20,099 Someone please answer me! 314 00:18:20,232 --> 00:18:24,272 Edwin? Lizzie? Anybody? 315 00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:26,673 [Phone ringing] 316 00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:30,035 - Hello. - Ha! 317 00:18:30,175 --> 00:18:36,005 - Okay! Ha! Ha! Very funny! 318 00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:37,578 You guys can come out now. 319 00:18:37,716 --> 00:18:40,916 - Oh, we won't come out, but something else will! 320 00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:45,593 - Alright, activate... The Banshee. 321 00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:47,764 [High pitched sound] - Who's there? 322 00:18:47,893 --> 00:18:52,973 Ah! Ah! Ah! 323 00:18:53,098 --> 00:18:54,368 [Giggling] - My ears! 324 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,940 - This is one horror film I like! 325 00:18:57,069 --> 00:19:00,439 - Ah! Oh! 326 00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:04,505 [Edwin's laughing] 327 00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,483 - Um... - What? He's faking. 328 00:19:06,612 --> 00:19:09,182 - He better be or Mom is going to freak. 329 00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,257 Derek! Oh no! 330 00:19:17,389 --> 00:19:20,729 Oh no! Oh no. Derek, wake up! 331 00:19:20,859 --> 00:19:24,659 [Screaming] 332 00:19:24,796 --> 00:19:27,826 [Strange devilish laughing] 333 00:19:27,966 --> 00:19:29,896 [Screaming] 334 00:19:30,035 --> 00:19:33,205 [Door opening] [Screaming] 335 00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:35,568 - What's happening? 336 00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:37,437 - Nothing. Why do you ask? 337 00:19:37,576 --> 00:19:40,676 - You... you... jerk! - Don't talk to me! 338 00:19:40,812 --> 00:19:44,922 - Talk to the head. - Ha! Ha! Ha! Yeah! 339 00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:47,090 - You dirty double-crosser. 340 00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:49,119 - Hey, at least I got Derek's respect. 341 00:19:49,254 --> 00:19:52,464 - But you lost mine! - Easy come, easy go. 342 00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:54,861 - You can run, but you can't hide! 343 00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:57,063 Come back here you dirty rotten, lying faker! 344 00:19:57,195 --> 00:19:58,625 - So the "Scare-Derek" didn't work? 345 00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:01,504 - No! He already knew. - But of course. 346 00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:03,143 [Thunder] - Ah! 347 00:20:03,268 --> 00:20:06,768 [Door shaking] 348 00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:09,065 - Uh... you guys expecting any company? 349 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,978 - No. 350 00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:17,580 - Oh! Oh... There. 351 00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:20,046 - Oh... Eeh! [Bip!] 352 00:20:20,185 --> 00:20:23,615 The line is dead. - Oh! 353 00:20:23,755 --> 00:20:27,755 [Water spattering] 354 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:30,003 - Ah! - The Plumber! 355 00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:32,058 [Thunder] [Door opening] 356 00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:35,097 [All screaming] 357 00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:43,480 - Someone called a plumber? 358 00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:46,139 [Derek's laughing] 359 00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:48,108 [Both laughing] 360 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,777 - I almost was scared myself. 361 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:54,086 The plunger, nice touch. Oh! 362 00:20:54,219 --> 00:20:55,719 - Oh, I knew you'd be impressed. 363 00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:57,624 - George how could you? 364 00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:59,416 Well, I already had the overalls... 365 00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:00,988 [Laughing] And the water in the sink? 366 00:21:01,126 --> 00:21:03,826 - That... that wasn't me. We really should get that fixed. 367 00:21:03,962 --> 00:21:05,932 C'mon Nora! I just wanted to show you that... 368 00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:07,834 that being scared could be fun. 369 00:21:07,966 --> 00:21:09,566 - Well I didn't have fun. 370 00:21:09,701 --> 00:21:11,771 - I did. - Me too. 371 00:21:11,903 --> 00:21:16,643 - Derek, go to your room. And George... you! 372 00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:19,335 Go back to your tax seminar! 373 00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:22,908 - Oh, come on! Come on! - Get out! Get out! Oh yeah! 374 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,449 - Quite a night, huh? 375 00:21:28,587 --> 00:21:29,857 - I guess. 376 00:21:29,988 --> 00:21:32,458 - Don't tell me you weren't just a little scared tonight. 377 00:21:32,591 --> 00:21:36,961 - Casey, just accept it. Unlike you, I don't get scared. 378 00:21:37,095 --> 00:21:39,225 - You're lying. 379 00:21:39,364 --> 00:21:43,474 - Oooooooooh! 380 00:21:43,602 --> 00:21:45,672 - Oh! 381 00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:47,744 Oh! There's a monster in my bed! 382 00:21:47,873 --> 00:21:50,843 I better get it before it gets me! Aaaaah! 383 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:51,636 [Giggling] 384 00:21:51,777 --> 00:21:54,307 - I'm home! 385 00:21:54,446 --> 00:21:55,676 - You certainly are. 386 00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:59,584 - I scared you, right? 387 00:21:59,718 --> 00:22:02,018 - Oh! I was terrified! 388 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:04,224 Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! [Screaming and giggling] 389 00:22:08,393 --> 00:22:11,503 Closed Captioning by SETTE inc. 390 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:17,896 - Have you seen any chips? - Secon... 391 00:22:18,036 --> 00:22:20,966 - Derek, Edwin, you went too far... 392 00:22:21,106 --> 00:22:24,136 - The pipes exploded! Spraying water every... 393 00:22:24,276 --> 00:22:27,546 [Laughing] 394 00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:29,749 So then he turned the water back on... 395 00:22:29,881 --> 00:22:33,191 [Laughing] ...before he... 396 00:22:33,318 --> 00:22:35,688 [Laughing] - Get it together, boy. 397 00:22:35,821 --> 00:22:38,361 Alrighty! 398 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,700 - ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 399 00:22:44,830 --> 00:22:47,670 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 400 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:52,270 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29218

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