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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,635 --> 00:00:04,795 [twinkling music] 2 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:19,194 [twinkling music] 3 00:00:26,259 --> 00:00:28,629 - Ah! 4 00:00:28,762 --> 00:00:30,602 - Hey! Paws off my drumstick! 5 00:00:30,730 --> 00:00:32,400 - I didn't see your name on it. 6 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:35,872 - Sorry, Ed, but I am the leg man in this house. 7 00:00:36,002 --> 00:00:37,772 - Hey! - I'll take that! You, sit down! 8 00:00:37,904 --> 00:00:40,874 You're late. - But I have a real excuse this time. 9 00:00:41,007 --> 00:00:44,007 I just got off the phone with my new employ-- 10 00:00:44,144 --> 00:00:46,954 - Hey, everybody! Big news! Very big news! 11 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:49,050 - D'you pop a zit? Congratulations! 12 00:00:49,182 --> 00:00:52,622 But my news is much bigger. - How do you know your news is bigger? 13 00:00:52,752 --> 00:00:54,752 You've no idea how big mine is! - Why don't you say it together! 14 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:56,218 1, 2, 3! 15 00:00:56,356 --> 00:00:59,086 - [Both]: I got a job! What?! 16 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:01,325 - You got a job! That's great! 17 00:01:01,461 --> 00:01:03,431 - You got a job? That's shocking. 18 00:01:03,963 --> 00:01:06,373 - What's your job? Professional slacker? 19 00:01:06,499 --> 00:01:07,929 - What's your job? 20 00:01:08,067 --> 00:01:10,097 Professional... 21 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:12,236 head of annoyance department? 22 00:01:12,372 --> 00:01:14,872 - No, it's at a restaurant. 23 00:01:15,008 --> 00:01:17,008 - So is mine. - [George and Nora]: Where? 24 00:01:17,143 --> 00:01:20,013 - [Together]: Smelly Nelly's. 25 00:01:22,882 --> 00:01:27,552 - [Edwin]: Whoa! 26 00:01:27,687 --> 00:01:30,257 - ♪ Used to be my mother and my sister and me ♪ 27 00:01:30,390 --> 00:01:33,360 ♪ A happy little family and all right with me ♪ 28 00:01:33,493 --> 00:01:36,663 ♪ But Mom got married that's when everything changed ♪ 29 00:01:36,796 --> 00:01:39,496 ♪ Some things were lost and others were gained ♪ 30 00:01:39,632 --> 00:01:42,202 ♪ A new school, a new house ♪ 31 00:01:42,335 --> 00:01:45,435 ♪ So many changes it makes my head spin ♪ 32 00:01:45,572 --> 00:01:49,642 ♪ Now I've got a brother who gets under my skin ♪ 33 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:52,676 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 34 00:01:52,812 --> 00:01:55,852 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 35 00:01:55,982 --> 00:02:00,022 ♪ This is life with Lizzie, Edwin, George and Nora, Marti and Casey ♪ 36 00:02:00,153 --> 00:02:03,093 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 37 00:02:03,223 --> 00:02:05,893 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 38 00:02:06,025 --> 00:02:08,855 h your home life and your school life is one thing. 39 00:02:08,995 --> 00:02:11,525 But the work world takes... Work! 40 00:02:11,664 --> 00:02:14,134 That's why I know Derek is about to slack his way 41 00:02:14,267 --> 00:02:16,237 right out of a job. 42 00:02:16,369 --> 00:02:19,109 Hello! My name is Casey. 43 00:02:19,239 --> 00:02:21,409 I'll be your waitress. May I please take your order? 44 00:02:21,541 --> 00:02:24,241 - Yeah, can I have a new waitress 'cuz, uh... 45 00:02:24,377 --> 00:02:27,107 this one's way too perky. - What do you want, Derek? 46 00:02:27,247 --> 00:02:29,177 - I'm just thinking that the 2 of us 47 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:30,945 working at the same place could be a problem. 48 00:02:31,217 --> 00:02:34,387 - Really? I don't think so. - Good. 49 00:02:34,521 --> 00:02:36,291 'Cuz I don't wanna hear about how I'm ruining your first job... 50 00:02:36,422 --> 00:02:39,262 Yada-yada-yada, blah, blah, blah. DER-REK! 51 00:02:39,392 --> 00:02:42,532 - Well, I'm not worried 'cuz I know it won't last. 52 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:44,262 - Oh! 'Cuz you're gonna quit? 53 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:47,274 - No, 'cuz with your 'don't work' ethic you won't be able to hack it. 54 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:50,840 Plus I won't help pick up after you like I have to at home. 55 00:02:50,970 --> 00:02:53,840 - Please! The only help I'll need is counting my tips. 56 00:02:53,973 --> 00:02:56,113 - Oh, well here's a tip. Don't let the door hit you on the way out. 57 00:03:01,548 --> 00:03:03,948 - [Edwin]: I've got some very good news. 58 00:03:04,083 --> 00:03:07,023 Things are about to get a whole lot better for us middle kids. 59 00:03:07,153 --> 00:03:09,123 - What are you talking about? 60 00:03:09,255 --> 00:03:12,355 - With Casey and Derek working, we'll finally be at the top of the heap! 61 00:03:12,492 --> 00:03:14,632 - What heap? - The house! 62 00:03:14,761 --> 00:03:16,461 We can go wherever we want like, say... 63 00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:18,496 Casey's room? 64 00:03:18,765 --> 00:03:20,895 - Whoa! 65 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:23,444 No, I-I am not allowed in Casey's room when she isn't home. 66 00:03:23,570 --> 00:03:25,000 - And I'm not allowed in Derek's room. 67 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:27,868 But with the big dogs away 68 00:03:28,007 --> 00:03:30,737 us middle dogs are free to wag our tails all day. 69 00:03:30,910 --> 00:03:33,880 [Barking & howling] ♪♪♪ 70 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:41,446 - Hi Andrew! I'm ready for work! 71 00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:43,918 - Yeah, you're early. 72 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:44,817 Just so you know, we don't pay overtime. 73 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:47,088 Or undertime. 74 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:50,297 - I know! I'm just excited! This is my first job. 75 00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:53,070 - Yeah, you mentioned that in your interview, 6 times. 76 00:03:53,199 --> 00:03:56,699 Here's your nametag. - My own nametag! 77 00:03:56,836 --> 00:03:58,766 Ah, this is so-- 78 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:01,935 Wrong. Um, my name's not Riley. 79 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:04,435 - Oh, yeah. Riley quit last week but I decided to save the cost of a new nametag. 80 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:06,447 - Oh! Well, great idea! 81 00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:09,249 - Yeah. 4 years of business school paid off. 82 00:04:09,382 --> 00:04:11,522 So where is this other new guy? 83 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:14,221 - Late. As usual. - You know Derek? 84 00:04:14,354 --> 00:04:17,124 - Actually... He's my stepbrother. - Relatives working together... 85 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,087 Not good. 86 00:04:19,225 --> 00:04:22,095 - I totally agree. Hey, boss. Sorry I'm late. 87 00:04:22,228 --> 00:04:24,828 I was just outside checking out your mo-ped. Sweet ride. 88 00:04:24,964 --> 00:04:28,844 - Thanks, Derek! Welcome aboard. - Thank you. 89 00:04:28,968 --> 00:04:32,868 - Ah, you two get along, right? Because I don't need any family squabbles. 90 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:35,106 - Of course! I get along great with... 91 00:04:35,241 --> 00:04:37,281 Um, Riley. 92 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:39,553 ♪♪♪ 93 00:04:39,679 --> 00:04:42,379 - Sweet ride? You think mo-peds are lame. 94 00:04:42,515 --> 00:04:47,515 - Less chit-chat, Riley. - Oh, sorry, Andrew. 95 00:04:53,693 --> 00:04:56,003 Hi, my name is Casey. May I take your order? 96 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:59,229 - Coffee, please. - Okay. Um, would you like Columbian, Sumatran, 97 00:04:59,365 --> 00:05:01,595 Turkish? - Just regular coffee. 98 00:05:01,734 --> 00:05:04,874 - Okay, um, would you like that with cream? Whole milk? 99 00:05:05,004 --> 00:05:07,744 2%? 1%? Um, soy, skim, lactose-free? 100 00:05:07,874 --> 00:05:10,514 - I take it black. And make it to go. 101 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:14,513 - Okay. - Here you go. 102 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:17,217 - Thanks, buddy. 103 00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:19,590 - Oh! 104 00:05:19,719 --> 00:05:21,789 Come back soon. 105 00:05:21,954 --> 00:05:23,994 ♪♪♪ 106 00:05:50,316 --> 00:05:53,046 [Heavy rock music] 107 00:06:02,562 --> 00:06:05,162 Can I get you ladies anything else? 108 00:06:05,298 --> 00:06:07,968 - You forgot my toasted bagel. - Oh. 109 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:11,401 I'm sorry. I musta been... Distracted. 110 00:06:11,571 --> 00:06:13,271 ♪♪♪ 111 00:06:13,406 --> 00:06:17,906 - They'll be coming back for more. 112 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:21,054 - Hello, handsome! Ready to order? 113 00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:25,119 Oooh, hah! 114 00:06:25,251 --> 00:06:26,991 Make that 1 egg on my face. 115 00:06:27,353 --> 00:06:28,093 ♪♪♪ 116 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,221 I'll get you a menu. 117 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:34,125 - [Andrew]: Uh, Casey? 118 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:37,360 Derek's gonna work the tables until you can get some glasses. 119 00:06:37,497 --> 00:06:39,197 - Oh, but I don't need glasses. 120 00:06:39,332 --> 00:06:42,342 [Crash & shattering glass] Oh! 'Scuse me! 121 00:06:42,468 --> 00:06:44,338 - We call her "klutzilla". 122 00:06:44,470 --> 00:06:46,410 - I can see why. - Yeah. 123 00:06:46,539 --> 00:06:49,579 [Pop punk music] 124 00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:53,049 - Hey! Could you turn that down? It's cramping my guitar solo. 125 00:06:53,179 --> 00:06:55,719 [Beep & music stops] 126 00:06:55,848 --> 00:07:00,088 - Okay, Which one of Casey's workout shirts do you like better? This one? 127 00:07:00,219 --> 00:07:03,359 Or... This one? 128 00:07:03,489 --> 00:07:04,789 - Definitely the red one. 129 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:07,934 Which one of Derek's body sprays do you like better? 130 00:07:08,060 --> 00:07:09,660 This one? Or... 131 00:07:09,796 --> 00:07:11,596 This one. 132 00:07:11,998 --> 00:07:12,628 - Ew! 133 00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:15,635 Edwin, that's bug spray. 134 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:17,738 - Really? Because... 135 00:07:17,870 --> 00:07:19,810 that's the one I liked. 136 00:07:22,341 --> 00:07:24,441 - Dinner is on me! 137 00:07:24,577 --> 00:07:27,007 - Alright! What did you do? 138 00:07:27,146 --> 00:07:29,246 - Nothing... I just, ah, thought it was time I give back. 139 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:31,052 Look, I'm making some cash now 140 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:33,654 so I want to spread the love. Here... 141 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:35,656 Ed, this... 142 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:37,592 Should cover my past debts. 143 00:07:37,723 --> 00:07:42,303 And Dad, this should, ah, cover my future debts. 144 00:07:42,428 --> 00:07:43,728 Right, oooh! A little something-something for Smarti. 145 00:07:43,863 --> 00:07:46,603 What we got in my bag of tricks? Oh! 146 00:07:46,732 --> 00:07:49,142 - And it's not even my birthday! 147 00:07:49,268 --> 00:07:51,898 - Can't you see he's just buying you off with his fake generosity? 148 00:07:52,338 --> 00:07:55,478 - Where's my fake generosity? - Right here. 149 00:07:55,608 --> 00:07:58,278 - Thanks, Derek! 150 00:07:58,411 --> 00:07:59,881 - I'd have presents for everyone too, but, um... 151 00:08:00,012 --> 00:08:02,152 I'm saving my money! 152 00:08:02,281 --> 00:08:04,921 - For glasses? 153 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,990 [Sighing] 154 00:08:10,122 --> 00:08:11,662 [Sighing] 155 00:08:13,059 --> 00:08:15,759 [Sighing] 156 00:08:15,895 --> 00:08:17,755 - So, uh... anything on your mind? 157 00:08:17,897 --> 00:08:19,727 - Work was awful, Mom. 158 00:08:19,866 --> 00:08:22,266 The manager, Andrew, is really critical 159 00:08:22,401 --> 00:08:23,901 and the more he criticizes, the worse I do. 160 00:08:24,036 --> 00:08:26,736 - Well, how does Derek handle the criticism? - Please, 161 00:08:26,873 --> 00:08:30,583 Andrew loves Derek's 'Yeah, whatever' attitude and his smarmy charm. 162 00:08:30,710 --> 00:08:32,610 Who knew those could be assets? - Yeah. 163 00:08:32,745 --> 00:08:34,775 Oh! Thanks Marti. 164 00:08:34,914 --> 00:08:37,224 - What, no tip? 165 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:40,050 Hey, Daddy! Do you want some water? 166 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:42,256 - Well, look, it's just your first day, so don't get too down. 167 00:08:42,388 --> 00:08:44,358 - How 'bout I just try harder? 168 00:08:44,490 --> 00:08:46,360 - That's the spirit! 169 00:09:06,646 --> 00:09:09,276 - Ew... - Oh my! 170 00:09:36,776 --> 00:09:38,776 - Another slice? 171 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:41,411 - There's more? - Sure! 172 00:09:41,547 --> 00:09:42,617 Without Derek eating 6 slices 173 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:44,018 and without Casey picking the pepperoni 174 00:09:44,383 --> 00:09:46,193 off her 2 slices, there's lots more. 175 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:48,789 Told ya' life would get good! - Ah, good! You're both here. 176 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:51,791 Listen guys, with Derek and Casey both working, 177 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:54,694 we're kinda gonna need your help with the household chores. 178 00:09:54,827 --> 00:09:57,227 So, Lizzie, you've got vacuum duty 179 00:09:57,363 --> 00:10:01,673 and Edwin, I'd like you to give the bathroom a scrub. Okay? 180 00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:04,871 - Good life didn't last long. - Sure didn't! 181 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:09,280 - What are you doing here? 182 00:10:09,408 --> 00:10:11,508 - Ah, Andy wanted to see me. 183 00:10:11,644 --> 00:10:14,814 - Why, so you can discuss how terrible a waitress I am? 184 00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:16,847 - Sort of. I'm the new assistant manager. 185 00:10:16,983 --> 00:10:19,193 - Wow! I guess kissing up to the boss really works, 186 00:10:19,318 --> 00:10:21,148 huh, mo-ped boy? 187 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,187 - Hey, the only reason that Andy favoy favors me 188 00:10:23,322 --> 00:10:26,462 is because I am the better waiter. 189 00:10:26,592 --> 00:10:28,662 - Well, stand back because I found some great waitering tips online. 190 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:30,764 Andy's gonna see some major changes. - No, he won't. 191 00:10:30,896 --> 00:10:32,826 - Please, just let me do my job. 192 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:36,165 - Actually, you're kinda, sort of fired... 193 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,202 - I'm fired? 194 00:10:38,337 --> 00:10:40,307 And you're firing me?! 195 00:10:45,611 --> 00:10:47,481 [Exhaling] 196 00:10:49,048 --> 00:10:50,718 [Exhaling] 197 00:10:52,184 --> 00:10:53,924 - Everything okay? 198 00:10:54,053 --> 00:10:55,893 - No, it's not. Is my Mom around? 199 00:10:56,022 --> 00:10:58,462 - She's just getting groceries. Can I help? 200 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:01,531 - No, thank you, I just... I really need my Mom. 201 00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:03,430 'Cuz I got fired. Me! Fired! 202 00:11:03,562 --> 00:11:06,902 Can you believe that? - I would if you were Derek but... you're Casey! 203 00:11:07,033 --> 00:11:08,933 - I know! And Derek fired me! 204 00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:11,168 - What? How could he do that? 205 00:11:11,303 --> 00:11:13,473 - Andy thought it would be nicer coming from family. 206 00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:15,306 - Oh, gee, I'm sorry, Casey. 207 00:11:15,441 --> 00:11:17,611 Hey, you want me to slap Andy... 208 00:11:17,743 --> 00:11:21,853 with a wrongful dismissal suit? - No, I can handle this. 209 00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:25,051 - Okay, well, good, good, because that's the spirit. 210 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:27,354 - I mean, how do I handle this? Do I call my boss? Do I tell him I can do better? 211 00:11:27,486 --> 00:11:28,946 Do I tell him I need a second chance? 212 00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:33,258 - Uh... Yes? Exactly. 213 00:11:33,392 --> 00:11:35,592 - I can't do that! That's totally humiliating! 214 00:11:35,728 --> 00:11:38,628 - Well, look at it this way: 215 00:11:38,764 --> 00:11:39,974 you've already lost your dignity and your job. 216 00:11:40,099 --> 00:11:42,369 What else are you gonna lose? 217 00:11:44,703 --> 00:11:46,713 Your Mom should be back any minute. 218 00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:56,349 - What are you doing here? Didn't Derek talk to you? 219 00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:58,752 - Yeah, but, um, I wanted to talk to you. 220 00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:00,894 I would really love another chance. 221 00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:03,090 - To put me out of business? - But I was just nervous! 222 00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:06,862 And I know I could do better... with proper training... 223 00:12:06,992 --> 00:12:07,932 from someone with a business degree? 224 00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:15,528 - Well... I am kinda short since I let you go 225 00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:17,768 and seeing as how you are D's stepsister... 226 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:19,773 Okay, you can come back to work. - Great! 227 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:21,835 - As a busboy. - A busboy? 228 00:12:21,974 --> 00:12:24,544 - Sorry... bus-person. 229 00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:27,407 You can work your way back up to waitress after you've been trained 230 00:12:27,546 --> 00:12:29,446 on your own time. - Okay, um... 231 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,082 So when does my training start? 232 00:12:32,218 --> 00:12:35,288 - Ask... Derek. 233 00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:43,330 - Don't you have bathtub duty? 234 00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:45,132 - It's taken care of. 235 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:47,904 - What do you mean, 'taken care of?' 236 00:12:48,033 --> 00:12:51,743 - Finished the bathtub! Where's my tip? 237 00:12:51,871 --> 00:12:54,241 - Meet my new employee. Thanks, Smarti. 238 00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:56,543 - Nice doin' business with you! 239 00:12:56,675 --> 00:12:59,035 - And right back at ya'. 240 00:12:59,178 --> 00:13:00,778 What's the good of being top dog without a puppy to order around? 241 00:13:00,913 --> 00:13:03,223 - Marti, wait! 242 00:13:03,349 --> 00:13:05,749 I've got a chocolate bar and a dirty room! 243 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:16,162 - Waitress Boot Camp? This is your idea of training? 244 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:18,355 - I know! And Andy's actually paying me for this! 245 00:13:18,497 --> 00:13:20,827 Alright, so you're gonna take everyone's orders 246 00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:24,796 and then bring them their food starting... 247 00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:26,337 [Beep!] Now! 248 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,542 - Um, hi! 249 00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:31,414 I'm- I'm menu, may I take your Casey? 250 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,354 - Don't think, just talk... 251 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,179 - Um, would you like to hear our specials, your highness? 252 00:13:35,414 --> 00:13:37,984 - I would like that very much. 253 00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:41,187 - Okay, well tonight we have Shepherd's pie and hot-dogs-- - Ah, waitress? 254 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,560 I'll have the Shepherd, no pie. - Beg your pardon? 255 00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:46,729 - Meat, no potato. - I'm not sure how we can do that... 256 00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:49,699 - Don't argue just agree. - We'll figure something out. 257 00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:53,098 - I want some ice cream! - Oh, no, you haven't had your dinner yet. 258 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,202 - One Shepherd's pie à la mode! 259 00:14:04,076 --> 00:14:06,576 - Well, the hot-dog sounds good, 260 00:14:06,712 --> 00:14:09,622 but is it made with free-range beef? 261 00:14:09,748 --> 00:14:11,378 - Um... I'll check. 262 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:14,517 - Of course any meal that involves pie is very hard to pass up... 263 00:14:14,653 --> 00:14:17,323 - Sir, I do have other customers? 264 00:14:17,456 --> 00:14:19,986 - Hey, don't rush him. - But take your time. 265 00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:21,925 - Can I substitute the peas with bacon bits? 266 00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:24,631 - Edwin! - [Derek]: Hey, hey! The customer is always right. 267 00:14:24,763 --> 00:14:26,673 - Coming right up. 268 00:14:26,832 --> 00:14:28,872 Sir! ♪♪♪ 269 00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:32,643 Hi. - Hello. 270 00:14:32,771 --> 00:14:34,771 - Well, we'll take whatever you suggest. 271 00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:37,814 - Yes, you seem like a very fine and competent waitress. 272 00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:39,107 ♪♪♪ 273 00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:41,905 Oh! - Oh! I'm so sorry! 274 00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:45,077 - Oh, that's fine, that's fine, just a minor throbbing pain. 275 00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:47,487 - Could we have some ice, please? - Yes, yes. 276 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,390 - Ah! - Oh! 277 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:52,394 [Beep!] ♪♪♪ 278 00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:20,994 - Well, the customers are satisfied 279 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:24,760 and I'm assuming my assistant manager is too? 280 00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:28,660 - Yeah! Still, ah... tabulating the results. 281 00:15:28,794 --> 00:15:31,334 - You doodled a picture of a racecar! 282 00:15:31,463 --> 00:15:34,233 - Uh... Spaceship, actually. 283 00:15:34,366 --> 00:15:36,966 - This is a farce! 284 00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:41,212 - Come back! Eh! You haven't even cleared the plates! 285 00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:43,140 I'll go get her. 286 00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:45,905 - No, you stay right here. Derek, what is wrong with you? 287 00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:49,145 - Oh, no, George, I've got this. Derek, what is wrong with you? 288 00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:51,181 - You're yelling at me?! 289 00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:53,447 - Oh, yeah! Look, you may be my stepson and although 290 00:15:53,585 --> 00:15:55,745 I've never mentioned this, I have grown to love you. 291 00:15:55,888 --> 00:16:00,628 However, you are being really... mean! 292 00:16:00,759 --> 00:16:04,299 I mean, it's one thing to fight with Casey, 293 00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:05,660 but to kick her when she's down? 294 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,328 - And after you went along with firing her, 295 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,297 don't you think helping her is the least you can do? 296 00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:12,536 - I'm gonna go with... no. 297 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:13,605 ♪♪♪ 298 00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:17,579 Fine. But my way is way more fun. 299 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,020 If you want to be a better waiter 300 00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:25,248 then you gotta stay relaxed under the pressure. 301 00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:28,224 - I can handle the customers. - I'm not talking about the customers. 302 00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:30,564 I'm talking about the pressure from Andy and from me. 303 00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:33,529 - What are you talking about? - Look, Andy's your boss, 304 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,356 which makes him an authority figure. 305 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,332 Being nervous around him makes sense. 306 00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:40,934 - You're not nervous around him. - 'Cuz I'm not big on authority. 307 00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:43,466 - [Sighing]: Okay. So maybe he makes me a little nervous, 308 00:16:43,602 --> 00:16:45,702 but you don't make me nervous. 309 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,868 - But I am a better waiter than you and you can't stand it. 310 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,408 - That is so not true! 311 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,413 - And one of the reasons I'm a better waiter than you is 312 00:16:52,544 --> 00:16:54,584 I know how to have fun on the job. 313 00:16:54,713 --> 00:16:57,623 - Well, I think work shouldn't be fun! I think work is work! 314 00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,520 - Oh yeah? And how's that working out for ya? 315 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:02,785 ♪♪♪ 316 00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,456 [Trickling] 317 00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:18,969 Here's your coffee... 318 00:17:19,304 --> 00:17:21,214 10% cream... 319 00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:24,080 Ooh, ooh! Hey, 320 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:26,849 waiters wait tables. 321 00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:29,209 Bus girls bus tables. 322 00:17:29,348 --> 00:17:30,878 - Look, Andrew's not here and I know I can do this. 323 00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:34,846 So don't try and stop me. - Fine! But... 324 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:36,757 I get the tip... 325 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:39,189 if there is one. 326 00:17:39,324 --> 00:17:40,994 - Hi! - Hi. 327 00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:44,596 - I'm Casey and I'm kinda new to this, so you might wanna prepare for spillage. 328 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,300 - Oh! 329 00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:49,102 - Don't look at the soup, 330 00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:51,204 if you do, you'll spill it. 331 00:17:57,976 --> 00:17:59,906 One hot soup. 332 00:18:00,045 --> 00:18:02,505 And one clean tray! Yes! 333 00:18:02,681 --> 00:18:04,251 ♪♪♪ 334 00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:07,053 100 % glacial water. 335 00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:11,016 Jusht don't thstick your tongue to the glassth 'cuz it'th vewwy cold. 336 00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:17,130 - Well, here's your tip. - No, you keep it. Really. 337 00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:19,773 - No, you deserve it because... - Okay. 338 00:18:19,898 --> 00:18:22,328 There you go. 339 00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:25,368 - Please, ah, sit right here. 340 00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:26,674 Best seat in the house. 341 00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:27,935 Ah... 342 00:18:28,073 --> 00:18:31,943 I'll be right back. 343 00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:33,847 You see that man over there? 344 00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:36,249 He's the owner. So, ah, 345 00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:40,391 Derek, make it good. 346 00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:42,249 - Showtime. 347 00:18:42,554 --> 00:18:44,594 - No, no. I got this... Please? 348 00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:47,293 - Okay. 349 00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:49,356 But remember... relax. 350 00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:51,295 - I'm very relaxed. 351 00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:57,499 Hi, um, I'm Casey. Can I get you anything? 352 00:18:57,636 --> 00:19:00,306 - Yeah. Derek. 353 00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:01,809 - Um, Derek's actually busy, 354 00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:04,340 but let me get you some water and then I'll take your order. 355 00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:08,006 - Ambitious bus girl. 356 00:19:08,146 --> 00:19:10,876 - You sure you can handle this? 357 00:19:11,016 --> 00:19:12,676 - Yeah! I'm on a roll. 358 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:15,288 - Alright. 359 00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:18,760 - Careful. The ice water is really cold and refills are free! 360 00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:20,991 - Thanks, Casey. Now could you please bring our waiter over? 361 00:19:21,126 --> 00:19:25,926 - Oh... cold! It's cold. - I'm so sorry. It was an accident! 362 00:19:26,064 --> 00:19:29,604 - Well, I hope that you didn't do it on purpose. - Everything okay here? 363 00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:32,595 Oh, ah... sir, I'm so sorry for the inconvenience. Here you go. 364 00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:35,438 - Thanks. - Yeah, thanks, Derek. 365 00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:36,914 Oh and uh, Riley? 366 00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:39,112 You're fired! Again! 367 00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:42,584 - I'm fired? For what? 368 00:19:42,714 --> 00:19:44,624 For trying? For accidentally bumping into you? 369 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:47,450 For being nervous on my first week of my first job? 370 00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:49,856 Well you know what? I'm firing you! 371 00:19:49,988 --> 00:19:52,788 - You can't fire me! I'm in charge and you're... 372 00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:54,725 Hopeless! 373 00:19:57,829 --> 00:19:59,599 - Can you believe her, D? 374 00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:02,431 - Actually 'A', I can. 375 00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:05,268 And... I quit. 376 00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:07,444 Nobody talks to my stepsister like that... 377 00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:09,313 Except me. 378 00:20:09,608 --> 00:20:12,008 - Wait! You, you can't go! 379 00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:14,954 Who's gonna serve my customers? - You will. 380 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,480 - You, you're demoting me? - Yes. 381 00:20:17,616 --> 00:20:19,476 Andrew, you're not management material quite yet 382 00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:23,088 and you're really not a people person. 383 00:20:25,457 --> 00:20:27,087 - I'm telling Mom! 384 00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:34,527 - Back so soon? Your shift doesn't end for another hour. 385 00:20:34,666 --> 00:20:37,296 - Actually, I kinda realized 386 00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:39,666 this work thing was, ah, 387 00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:41,135 too much work. 388 00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:44,843 - I know you quit and I really appreciate it. 389 00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:46,877 - How did you know? - 'Cuz the owner called. 390 00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:49,752 He fired Andrew and said he wants you back. Said he'll even give you a raise. 391 00:20:49,881 --> 00:20:51,981 - Really? Hah! Sweet! 392 00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:55,387 - You're not gonna work there again? Even you have more integrity than that. 393 00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:59,064 - No, I really don't. ♪♪♪ 394 00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:01,161 - Well, then help me get my job back! 395 00:21:01,727 --> 00:21:03,797 Because if Smelly Nelly's fires me twice and then hires me twice 396 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:06,099 I'll be even! And my resumé'll be clean! 397 00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:09,071 C'mon! Don't do it for me! Do it for Riley! 398 00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:12,441 [Sighing] 399 00:21:12,571 --> 00:21:14,071 [Pop punk] 400 00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:24,247 Lizzie? 401 00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:26,823 - Edwin? What are you doing? 402 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:29,722 - And why are you wearing all my stuff? 403 00:21:29,855 --> 00:21:32,185 - 'Cuz, ah... We thought you weren't home? 404 00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:35,191 - Yeah, aren't you supposed to be working tonight? 405 00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:37,897 - Ah... we're not working tonight. 406 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:39,730 - But you are. 407 00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:53,513 - Your drinks. 408 00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:57,445 - Oooh! Hah! 409 00:21:57,582 --> 00:22:00,622 Never thought I'd say this, but nice working with you. 410 00:22:00,752 --> 00:22:02,022 - Ah, you too. 411 00:22:05,924 --> 00:22:09,134 ♪♪♪ 412 00:22:21,573 --> 00:22:23,943 - Who knew you could order peas and wear them at the same time. 413 00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:43,332 - ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 414 00:22:43,462 --> 00:22:46,702 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 415 00:22:46,832 --> 00:22:49,602 Closed Captioning by SETTE inc. 416 00:22:49,652 --> 00:22:54,202 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31541

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