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[twinkling music]

[twinkling music]

- Ah!

- Hey! Paws off my drumstick!

- I didn't see your name on it.

- Sorry, Ed, but I am the leg man in this house.

- Hey! - I'll take that! You, sit down!

You're late. - But I have a real excuse this time.

I just got off the phone with my new employ--

- Hey, everybody! Big news! Very big news!

- D'you pop a zit? Congratulations!

But my news is much bigger. - How do you know your news is bigger?

You've no idea how big mine is! - Why don't you say it together!

1, 2, 3!

- [Both]: I got a job! What?!

- You got a job! That's great!

- You got a job? That's shocking.

- What's your job? Professional slacker?

- What's your job?

Professional...

head of annoyance department?

- No, it's at a restaurant.

- So is mine. - [George and Nora]: Where?

- [Together]: Smelly Nelly's.

- [Edwin]: Whoa!

- ♪ Used to be my mother and my sister and me ♪

♪ A happy little family and all right with me ♪

♪ But Mom got married that's when everything changed ♪

♪ Some things were lost and others were gained ♪

♪ A new school, a new house ♪

♪ So many changes it makes my head spin ♪

♪ Now I've got a brother who gets under my skin ♪

♪ This is life with Derek ♪

♪ This is life with Derek ♪

♪ This is life with Lizzie, Edwin, George and Nora, Marti and Casey ♪

♪ Living life with Derek ♪

♪ Living life with Derek ♪

h your home life and your school life is one thing.

But the work world takes... Work!

That's why I know Derek is about to slack his way

right out of a job.

Hello! My name is Casey.

I'll be your waitress. May I please take your order?

- Yeah, can I have a new waitress 'cuz, uh...

this one's way too perky. - What do you want, Derek?

- I'm just thinking that the 2 of us

working at the same place could be a problem.

- Really? I don't think so. - Good.

'Cuz I don't wanna hear about how I'm ruining your first job...

Yada-yada-yada, blah, blah, blah. DER-REK!

- Well, I'm not worried 'cuz I know it won't last.

- Oh! 'Cuz you're gonna quit?

- No, 'cuz with your 'don't work' ethic you won't be able to hack it.

Plus I won't help pick up after you like I have to at home.

- Please! The only help I'll need is counting my tips.

- Oh, well here's a tip. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

- [Edwin]: I've got some very good news.

Things are about to get a whole lot better for us middle kids.

- What are you talking about?

- With Casey and Derek working, we'll finally be at the top of the heap!

- What heap? - The house!

We can go wherever we want like, say...

Casey's room?

- Whoa!

No, I-I am not allowed in Casey's room when she isn't home.

- And I'm not allowed in Derek's room.

But with the big dogs away

us middle dogs are free to wag our tails all day.

[Barking & howling] ♪♪♪

- Hi Andrew! I'm ready for work!

- Yeah, you're early.

Just so you know, we don't pay overtime.

Or undertime.

- I know! I'm just excited! This is my first job.

- Yeah, you mentioned that in your interview, 6 times.

Here's your nametag. - My own nametag!

Ah, this is so--

Wrong. Um, my name's not Riley.

- Oh, yeah. Riley quit last week but I decided to save the cost of a new nametag.

- Oh! Well, great idea!

- Yeah. 4 years of business school paid off.

So where is this other new guy?

- Late. As usual. - You know Derek?

- Actually... He's my stepbrother. - Relatives working together...

Not good.

- I totally agree. Hey, boss. Sorry I'm late.

I was just outside checking out your mo-ped. Sweet ride.

- Thanks, Derek! Welcome aboard. - Thank you.

- Ah, you two get along, right? Because I don't need any family squabbles.

- Of course! I get along great with...

Um, Riley.

♪♪♪

- Sweet ride? You think mo-peds are lame.

- Less chit-chat, Riley. - Oh, sorry, Andrew.

Hi, my name is Casey. May I take your order?

- Coffee, please. - Okay. Um, would you like Columbian, Sumatran,

Turkish? - Just regular coffee.

- Okay, um, would you like that with cream? Whole milk?

2%? 1%? Um, soy, skim, lactose-free?

- I take it black. And make it to go.

- Okay. - Here you go.

- Thanks, buddy.

- Oh!

Come back soon.

♪♪♪

[Heavy rock music]

Can I get you ladies anything else?

- You forgot my toasted bagel. - Oh.

I'm sorry. I musta been... Distracted.

♪♪♪

- They'll be coming back for more.

- Hello, handsome! Ready to order?

Oooh, hah!

Make that 1 egg on my face.

♪♪♪

I'll get you a menu.

- [Andrew]: Uh, Casey?

Derek's gonna work the tables until you can get some glasses.

- Oh, but I don't need glasses.

[Crash & shattering glass] Oh! 'Scuse me!

- We call her "klutzilla".

- I can see why. - Yeah.

[Pop punk music]

- Hey! Could you turn that down? It's cramping my guitar solo.

[Beep & music stops]

- Okay, Which one of Casey's workout shirts do you like better? This one?

Or... This one?

- Definitely the red one.

Which one of Derek's body sprays do you like better?

This one? Or...

This one.

- Ew!

Edwin, that's bug spray.

- Really? Because...

that's the one I liked.

- Dinner is on me!

- Alright! What did you do?

- Nothing... I just, ah, thought it was time I give back.

Look, I'm making some cash now

so I want to spread the love. Here...

Ed, this...

Should cover my past debts.

And Dad, this should, ah, cover my future debts.

Right, oooh! A little something-something for Smarti.

What we got in my bag of tricks? Oh!

- And it's not even my birthday!

- Can't you see he's just buying you off with his fake generosity?

- Where's my fake generosity? - Right here.

- Thanks, Derek!

- I'd have presents for everyone too, but, um...

I'm saving my money!

- For glasses?

[Sighing]

[Sighing]

[Sighing]

- So, uh... anything on your mind?

- Work was awful, Mom.

The manager, Andrew, is really critical

and the more he criticizes, the worse I do.

- Well, how does Derek handle the criticism? - Please,

Andrew loves Derek's 'Yeah, whatever' attitude and his smarmy charm.

Who knew those could be assets? - Yeah.

Oh! Thanks Marti.

- What, no tip?

Hey, Daddy! Do you want some water?

- Well, look, it's just your first day, so don't get too down.

- How 'bout I just try harder?

- That's the spirit!

- Ew... - Oh my!

- Another slice?

- There's more? - Sure!

Without Derek eating 6 slices

and without Casey picking the pepperoni

off her 2 slices, there's lots more.

Told ya' life would get good! - Ah, good! You're both here.

Listen guys, with Derek and Casey both working,

we're kinda gonna need your help with the household chores.

So, Lizzie, you've got vacuum duty

and Edwin, I'd like you to give the bathroom a scrub. Okay?

- Good life didn't last long. - Sure didn't!

- What are you doing here?

- Ah, Andy wanted to see me.

- Why, so you can discuss how terrible a waitress I am?

- Sort of. I'm the new assistant manager.

- Wow! I guess kissing up to the boss really works,

huh, mo-ped boy?

- Hey, the only reason that Andy favoy favors me

is because I am the better waiter.

- Well, stand back because I found some great waitering tips online.

Andy's gonna see some major changes. - No, he won't.

- Please, just let me do my job.

- Actually, you're kinda, sort of fired...

- I'm fired?

And you're firing me?!

[Exhaling]

[Exhaling]

- Everything okay?

- No, it's not. Is my Mom around?

- She's just getting groceries. Can I help?

- No, thank you, I just... I really need my Mom.

'Cuz I got fired. Me! Fired!

Can you believe that? - I would if you were Derek but... you're Casey!

- I know! And Derek fired me!

- What? How could he do that?

- Andy thought it would be nicer coming from family.

- Oh, gee, I'm sorry, Casey.

Hey, you want me to slap Andy...

with a wrongful dismissal suit? - No, I can handle this.

- Okay, well, good, good, because that's the spirit.

- I mean, how do I handle this? Do I call my boss? Do I tell him I can do better?

Do I tell him I need a second chance?

- Uh... Yes? Exactly.

- I can't do that! That's totally humiliating!

- Well, look at it this way:

you've already lost your dignity and your job.

What else are you gonna lose?

Your Mom should be back any minute.

- What are you doing here? Didn't Derek talk to you?

- Yeah, but, um, I wanted to talk to you.

I would really love another chance.

- To put me out of business? - But I was just nervous!

And I know I could do better... with proper training...

from someone with a business degree?

- Well... I am kinda short since I let you go

and seeing as how you are D's stepsister...

Okay, you can come back to work. - Great!

- As a busboy. - A busboy?

- Sorry... bus-person.

You can work your way back up to waitress after you've been trained

on your own time. - Okay, um...

So when does my training start?

- Ask... Derek.

- Don't you have bathtub duty?

- It's taken care of.

- What do you mean, 'taken care of?'

- Finished the bathtub! Where's my tip?

- Meet my new employee. Thanks, Smarti.

- Nice doin' business with you!

- And right back at ya'.

What's the good of being top dog without a puppy to order around?

- Marti, wait!

I've got a chocolate bar and a dirty room!

- Waitress Boot Camp? This is your idea of training?

- I know! And Andy's actually paying me for this!

Alright, so you're gonna take everyone's orders

and then bring them their food starting...

[Beep!] Now!

- Um, hi!

I'm- I'm menu, may I take your Casey?

- Don't think, just talk...

- Um, would you like to hear our specials, your highness?

- I would like that very much.

- Okay, well tonight we have Shepherd's pie and hot-dogs-- - Ah, waitress?

I'll have the Shepherd, no pie. - Beg your pardon?

- Meat, no potato. - I'm not sure how we can do that...

- Don't argue just agree. - We'll figure something out.

- I want some ice cream! - Oh, no, you haven't had your dinner yet.

- One Shepherd's pie à la mode!

- Well, the hot-dog sounds good,

but is it made with free-range beef?

- Um... I'll check.

- Of course any meal that involves pie is very hard to pass up...

- Sir, I do have other customers?

- Hey, don't rush him. - But take your time.

- Can I substitute the peas with bacon bits?

- Edwin! - [Derek]: Hey, hey! The customer is always right.

- Coming right up.

Sir! ♪♪♪

Hi. - Hello.

- Well, we'll take whatever you suggest.

- Yes, you seem like a very fine and competent waitress.

♪♪♪

Oh! - Oh! I'm so sorry!

- Oh, that's fine, that's fine, just a minor throbbing pain.

- Could we have some ice, please? - Yes, yes.

- Ah! - Oh!

[Beep!] ♪♪♪

- Well, the customers are satisfied

and I'm assuming my assistant manager is too?

- Yeah! Still, ah... tabulating the results.

- You doodled a picture of a racecar!

- Uh... Spaceship, actually.

- This is a farce!

- Come back! Eh! You haven't even cleared the plates!

I'll go get her.

- No, you stay right here. Derek, what is wrong with you?

- Oh, no, George, I've got this. Derek, what is wrong with you?

- You're yelling at me?!

- Oh, yeah! Look, you may be my stepson and although

I've never mentioned this, I have grown to love you.

However, you are being really... mean!

I mean, it's one thing to fight with Casey,

but to kick her when she's down?

- And after you went along with firing her,

don't you think helping her is the least you can do?

- I'm gonna go with... no.

♪♪♪

Fine. But my way is way more fun.

If you want to be a better waiter

then you gotta stay relaxed under the pressure.

- I can handle the customers. - I'm not talking about the customers.

I'm talking about the pressure from Andy and from me.

- What are you talking about? - Look, Andy's your boss,

which makes him an authority figure.

Being nervous around him makes sense.

- You're not nervous around him. - 'Cuz I'm not big on authority.

- [Sighing]: Okay. So maybe he makes me a little nervous,

but you don't make me nervous.

- But I am a better waiter than you and you can't stand it.

- That is so not true!

- And one of the reasons I'm a better waiter than you is

I know how to have fun on the job.

- Well, I think work shouldn't be fun! I think work is work!

- Oh yeah? And how's that working out for ya?

♪♪♪

[Trickling]

Here's your coffee...

10% cream...

Ooh, ooh! Hey,

waiters wait tables.

Bus girls bus tables.

- Look, Andrew's not here and I know I can do this.

So don't try and stop me. - Fine! But...

I get the tip...

if there is one.

- Hi! - Hi.

- I'm Casey and I'm kinda new to this, so you might wanna prepare for spillage.

- Oh!

- Don't look at the soup,

if you do, you'll spill it.

One hot soup.

And one clean tray! Yes!

♪♪♪

100 % glacial water.

Jusht don't thstick your tongue to the glassth 'cuz it'th vewwy cold.

- Well, here's your tip. - No, you keep it. Really.

- No, you deserve it because... - Okay.

There you go.

- Please, ah, sit right here.

Best seat in the house.

Ah...

I'll be right back.

You see that man over there?

He's the owner. So, ah,

Derek, make it good.

- Showtime.

- No, no. I got this... Please?

- Okay.

But remember... relax.

- I'm very relaxed.

Hi, um, I'm Casey. Can I get you anything?

- Yeah. Derek.

- Um, Derek's actually busy,

but let me get you some water and then I'll take your order.

- Ambitious bus girl.

- You sure you can handle this?

- Yeah! I'm on a roll.

- Alright.

- Careful. The ice water is really cold and refills are free!

- Thanks, Casey. Now could you please bring our waiter over?

- Oh... cold! It's cold. - I'm so sorry. It was an accident!

- Well, I hope that you didn't do it on purpose. - Everything okay here?

Oh, ah... sir, I'm so sorry for the inconvenience. Here you go.

- Thanks. - Yeah, thanks, Derek.

Oh and uh, Riley?

You're fired! Again!

- I'm fired? For what?

For trying? For accidentally bumping into you?

For being nervous on my first week of my first job?

Well you know what? I'm firing you!

- You can't fire me! I'm in charge and you're...

Hopeless!

- Can you believe her, D?

- Actually 'A', I can.

And... I quit.

Nobody talks to my stepsister like that...

Except me.

- Wait! You, you can't go!

Who's gonna serve my customers? - You will.

- You, you're demoting me? - Yes.

Andrew, you're not management material quite yet

and you're really not a people person.

- I'm telling Mom!

- Back so soon? Your shift doesn't end for another hour.

- Actually, I kinda realized

this work thing was, ah,

too much work.

- I know you quit and I really appreciate it.

- How did you know? - 'Cuz the owner called.

He fired Andrew and said he wants you back. Said he'll even give you a raise.

- Really? Hah! Sweet!

- You're not gonna work there again? Even you have more integrity than that.

- No, I really don't. ♪♪♪

- Well, then help me get my job back!

Because if Smelly Nelly's fires me twice and then hires me twice

I'll be even! And my resumé'll be clean!

C'mon! Don't do it for me! Do it for Riley!

[Sighing]

[Pop punk]

Lizzie?

- Edwin? What are you doing?

- And why are you wearing all my stuff?

- 'Cuz, ah... We thought you weren't home?

- Yeah, aren't you supposed to be working tonight?

- Ah... we're not working tonight.

- But you are.

- Your drinks.

- Oooh! Hah!

Never thought I'd say this, but nice working with you.

- Ah, you too.

♪♪♪

- Who knew you could order peas and wear them at the same time.

- ♪ Living life with Derek ♪

♪ Living life with Derek ♪

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