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[twinkling
music]
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[twinkling
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- Casey is a very hard worker.
- [Nora]: Ohhh!
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- She participates and...
- Ah-ha...
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- She's a positive influence.
I could go on.
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- No, that won't be necess--
- Mom! Let her finish!
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- Ah... okay, ah,
Casey is never late. - Ah hem.
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- I mean she's always early.
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Derek is always late.
- That means I'm consistent.
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- He's always talking in class.
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- That means I participate.
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- To the female students.
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- That means I'm
developing social skills.
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- Derek, I think Senora's saying
that you're being disruptive.
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- Dad, don't put words
in her mouth.
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- Like your Senora
Sanchez sock puppet?
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- Como esta,
Georgio?
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- Not good Derek.
Just like these essays.
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- Still playing with
sock puppets, Derek?
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- Mom!
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- Hello, kid.
- Hey, Abby. - Hi.
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I didn't know you'd be in town.
- I wouldn't miss parent teacher night.
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Or as I like
to call it: 'D-Day'.
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- Ah-ha-ha! Funny! See?
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At least I have one parent
with a sense of humor.
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- Oh, well forgive me for
not seeing the humor in failing Spanish.
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- Oh, Derek, no.
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- Si.
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- ♪ Used to be my mother and
my sister and me ♪
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♪ A happy little family and
all right with me ♪
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♪ But Mom got married that's
when everything changed ♪
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♪ Some things were lost and
others were gained ♪
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♪ A new school, a new house ♪
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♪ So many changes it makes
my head spin ♪
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♪ Now I've got a brother who
gets under my skin ♪
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♪ This is life with Derek ♪
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♪ This is life with Derek ♪
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♪ This is life with Lizzie,
Edwin, George and Nora, Marti and Casey ♪
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♪ Living life with Derek ♪
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♪ Living life with Derek ♪
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Being an overachiever
can be tough.
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Always having to do your best,
to study hard.
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But for underachievers like
Derek, all play and no work?
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It catches up
with you eventually.
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- I'm just too angry to talk.
You start Abby.
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- I'm so disappointed
I don't know what to say. Nora?
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- Yeah, uh... I thought I was
just here for back up.
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- Fine, I'll start.
- [Both]: No!
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- Would anyone like some tea?
- Ohhh! Good idea, I'll get it.
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- You sit!
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- Your mother drives all the way
from Toronto to tell you that she has finished her thesis
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and is now a PhD...
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- You did? You the Mom!
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- Thanks, honey, but you're not
changing the subject that easily.
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- Good catch, Abby.
- Thanks, George.
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- See, why can't you guys not
get along like normal, divorced parents?
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- This isn't
about us, alright?
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This is about you being
too lazy to study!
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- Look, I am only failing
one subject.
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For me that's progress.
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- [George]: You failed naptime?
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- [Mom]: You failed recess?
- And now Spanish.
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- Do you know how hard it
is being your son? A do-gooder lawyer.
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A PhD in Marine Biology?
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Maybe the pressure
of living up to you guys is...
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really getting to me.
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♪♪♪
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[Laughing]
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Fine! But this isn't my fault!
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See, Senora Sanchez
is a muy tough marker.
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- Nice try, son,
but I saw Casey's grade.
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And we're just getting a little
bit tired of your excuses.
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- Look, I spoke
with Senora Sanchez
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and she's willing to let you
write a make-up assignment.
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And if you don't get
a better grade,
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we will re-visit that discussion
about you know what.
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- Not... private school!
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- [George]: And not just
any private school...
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an all-boys private school.
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♪♪♪
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- Oh ho!
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Doing homework
on parent-teacher night?
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No wonder
I'm in trouble!
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- It's not homework!
Mister Lange offered me
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a weekly poetry column
in the school newspaper. - For money?
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- No.
- Extra credit? - No.
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- Typical! I mean would it
kill you to not do so well? - Yes. Why?
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- Because you are ruining
the grading curve in this house. My lousy Spanish mark
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wouldn't have been such a big
deal if you weren't here!
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- Oh, so it's my fault
you're failing Spanish? - Yes!
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And thanks to you, my parents
might be sending me
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to private school!
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- What? That is so unfair!
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- I know!
- When I wanted to go to private school there wasn't money!
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- Huh?
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Well, too bad you're not
the problem child.
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- Try doing
your own work, for once.
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- Now you're calling me lazy.
- Actually, no!
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Because a lazy person
wouldn't spend all night tying my laundry together
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to make a huge
charm bracelet!
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- The trick is
to double knot the socks.
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- Stop wasting your time
pranking me and do some work!
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- I'm sorry,
did you say something?
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I was thinking about moving all
your furniture into the backyard.
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♪♪♪
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- Oh, Nora,
I feel terrible about Derek.
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I've been so concentrated
on my own studies,
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I've completely neglected his.
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- You've been finishing up your
doctorate in Toronto
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and you've been driving back
and forth every weekend
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and as much as Derek and Edwin
and Marti miss you,
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they're even more
proud of you.
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- You're not gonna let me feel
guilty are you? - No.
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- My kids are really lucky to
have a step-mom like you.
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- Yeah and I'm
pretty lucky, too.
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- But Derek's luck
is about to run out.
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- [Derek]: Dad how long
are you gonna stand there?
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- Until you finish
that Spanish assignment!
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- But
I'm hungry.
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- Here...
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Have a mint.
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- Dad!
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- Don't be so hard
on Derek, Dad.
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Not everyone gets good
grades like Casey and I.
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- Well, what about me?
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I get good grades.
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- Yeah, well,
not as good as mine.
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Read 'em and weep.
- Nobody's reading or weeping.
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Look, I don't care what
grades you get.
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- [Derek]: Then why
am I in here?
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- Because you're
failing Spanish!
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Look, I don't want you 2
competing over grades,
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so just keep your marks to
yourselves, alright?
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- [Both]: Okay.
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♪♪♪
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- Going somewhere?
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- Apparently not.
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- Derek! Spanish - now!
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- Okay, Dad.
I'm ready to work, really!
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- I'm awake!
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- [Casey]: Stop wasting
your time pranking me
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and do some work!
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Stop wasting your time working
and start pranking me!
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- Good advice, Case.
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- [Edwin]: This clue's hard.
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Even for me.
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- The crossword puzzle?
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Isn't that for old people?
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- Brainiacs like me
need to be challenged.
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You wouldn't understand
'cuz your grades aren't as good as mine.
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- You peeked?
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- Of course. You wanna
read the comics?
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♪♪♪
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- This crossword's
in Mom's handwriting.
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- So, my parents
were all
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que pasa about me
failing Spanish, so...
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- Hello Derek.
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- Mom! I'm mean, ah, Abby!
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- Would you excuse me
for a sec?
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- What are you
doing here?
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Parent-teacher night does not
extend into the next day!
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- Oh, but operation
crackdown does.
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I'll save you
a seat in Spanish!
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[Bell ringing]
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- [Sanchez]: Okay, class, so now
that you have taken the notes
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for the verb of hacer
"to have",
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you must remember to conjugate
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in the present, the past
and the future.
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It's muy importante...
- Senora Sanchez?
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- Si Derek?
- May I please be expelled?
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- Come on, Mom.
- I am not your Mother!
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But you might want to call
her after I'm through with you.
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- Oh! Your poetry
column came out.
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Let's see...
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Ooh! Stinky Feet.
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A haiku
by Casey McDonald.
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"My feet are stinky
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foot spray deodorizes
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Foul odour remains"
Deep stuff, Case.
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- You're the one
in deep stuff, Derek.
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I can't believe you did this!
Hey! Hey!
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Don't you dare walk
away from me, mister!
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Of all the mean things you've
done, this is by far, the worst!
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Okay, at least
in the top ten!
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Way worse than the time you
replaced my shampoo with syrup!
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Or the time you put gum in
every single pair of my shoes.
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Or the time you dipped
my cell phone in pudding.
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- Mayonnaise,
actually.
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- [George]: Derek! We'd like to
discuss your Spanish assignment.
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♪♪♪
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- Hey, Mom!
Home from school already.
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Shouldn't you be, ah,
planting a wiretap in my locker?
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- [George]: Shouldn't you
be quiet?
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- [Mom]: I just spoke to Senora
Sanchez. You didn't hand in your assignment.
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- I got a little distracted.
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- Yeah, yeah!
By re-writing my poem!
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- "Stinky Feet"!
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- So instead of doing
your Spanish assignment you ruined Casey's poem!
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- Ruined it?
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That haiku is comedy gold
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and hacking into Casey's
computer took a lot of effort.
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- And I couldn't help myself.
- [George]: We know.
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Which is why we've decided
you need to be someplace
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where you won't be so...
distracted.
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- Nnn! You can't send me
to private school!
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Look, I'll do better in Spanish!
I'll leave Casey alone!
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In fact, if you want,
I'll never speak to her again.
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- Derek, before
I finished my PhD,
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I was offered a fellowship
to do research in Spain
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for 6 months.
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I didn't really consider it
until all of this happened.
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- We think you should go
with your Mother.
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- [Derek]: Wait...
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You're punishing me
by taking me to Spain?
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- You're taking him to Spain?
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- ♪ La Cucaracha ♪
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♪ La Cucaracha ♪
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Nachos-Venturi,
hot outta the microwave.
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A little taste of, ah,
Spain for my Canadian family.
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- Actually,
nachos are Mexican.
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- Who cares? Pass 'em here!
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- Here, Marti, dig in!
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- [Lizzie]: I think she's mad
you're going away.
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- Smarti?
You're gonna come and visit.
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We're gonna
talk on the phone all the time.
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- Wow! I still can't believe
you're kicking Derek
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outta the country
for messing up Casey's poem.
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Tough love.
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- I can't believe you're
sending Derek to Spain for failing Spanish!
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So if I fail French
you'll send me to France?
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- Where do you go if
you fail gym? - Look, Look...
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This is not a punishment,
or-or a trip. It's just a chance for Derek to
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focus on his studies
without distractions.
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- Uh, yeah! Focus, right.
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So, uh... How do you say
"Hey, baby" in Spanish?
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Kidding.
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♪♪♪
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Dude, you shoulda seen the tears
when I told the girls here
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I was leaving.
I'm all like:
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"Chillz, I'm going
to Spain, not space".
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- Yeah! I mean,
6 months is a long time.
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00:12:09,795 --> 00:12:12,125
- I know...
but Spain!
243
00:12:12,264 --> 00:12:13,474
- So you studying
your Spanish?
244
00:12:13,599 --> 00:12:15,229
- Why start now?
245
00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:17,737
- 'Cuz to hit on Spanish
girls, it'll help if they understand you.
246
00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:20,210
- You think?
- Yeah.
247
00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:23,909
- Maybe I should learn
a few phrases... but Spain!
248
00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:26,553
- Mmm. And hanging with
your Mom? That'll be cool too.
249
00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:28,679
- Ah, totally.
250
00:12:28,814 --> 00:12:32,024
'Cept she'll probably be
on me to study all the time.
251
00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:34,351
- Yeah, but Spain!
252
00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:37,117
- Yeah... Spain.
253
00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:41,659
- You know, I'm really
gonna miss you man.
254
00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:45,059
So, um... can I have
your locker?
255
00:12:45,197 --> 00:12:47,027
- Touching, dude.
256
00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:49,396
Caliente is hot.
257
00:12:49,535 --> 00:12:52,365
Chica is girl.
258
00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,505
It is like every word
is different!
259
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,740
Hey, if isn't my, ah...
260
00:12:58,310 --> 00:13:00,080
Hermana!
261
00:13:00,212 --> 00:13:03,422
What's the good word?
262
00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:06,419
Still giving me
the silent treatment.
263
00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:08,392
If only you'd follow her lead.
264
00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:11,321
- Good one, Derek.
265
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,557
- What are you doing?
266
00:13:13,692 --> 00:13:16,062
- Oh, I'm recovering your chair
while you're gone, uh...
267
00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:17,925
but don't worry! I'll uncover it
when you're back.
268
00:13:18,063 --> 00:13:20,333
- And here. You'll wanna
pack in the TV watching now
269
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:23,366
'cuz they probably won't have
your shows in Spain.
270
00:13:23,502 --> 00:13:27,212
- Yeah. But we'd be
happy to tape stuff for you while you're gone.
271
00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:30,539
- You'd be happy?
272
00:13:30,676 --> 00:13:32,906
- [All pleading]: Don't go.
We're gonna miss you so much.
273
00:13:33,045 --> 00:13:36,845
We love you bro.
Don't leave us Derek! Bye Derek!
274
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,822
We love you!
275
00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:41,151
Yeah!
276
00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:44,287
Aw... Don't go.
We're gonna miss you.
277
00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:47,833
We love you bro.
Don't leave us Derek!
278
00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:51,055
- Ow!
279
00:13:51,197 --> 00:13:55,427
- I'm sorry. Next time I come
into my room I'll knock.
280
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,898
- Well, I'm sorry but if my reno
plans are gonna be done the day you leave,
281
00:13:58,037 --> 00:14:00,067
I've gotta get started ASAP.
282
00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:03,436
- Oh, yeah!
Course ya' do.
283
00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,776
Oh, can I see your floor plan?
- Hm. Sure.
284
00:14:05,945 --> 00:14:08,075
♪♪♪
285
00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:13,049
I'm sensing you're upset.
Would you like to talk about it?
286
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:15,185
- No.
287
00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:21,560
But... this Spanish trip
isn't turning out to be the vacation I hoped.
288
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,904
I have to learn
the language
289
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:25,699
and leave all my friends
and stuff behind.
290
00:14:25,831 --> 00:14:27,701
- You mean like
your leather jacket?
291
00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:31,403
'Cuz if you're not taking it to
Spain with you... can I have it?
292
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,507
- What?
293
00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:36,009
I figured since you're not going
to be here to boss me around,
294
00:14:36,141 --> 00:14:39,511
maybe wearing your jacket
while you're gone
295
00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:41,505
will inspire me
to act more like you?
296
00:14:41,647 --> 00:14:43,617
- Yeah, that's
creepy, but sure.
297
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:50,090
- Thanks, bro!
298
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:55,455
Ah, you don't mind if I have the
sleeves taken up, do you?
299
00:14:55,594 --> 00:14:57,604
Ahhh!
300
00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,930
- [Derek]: And stay out
while I'm gone!
301
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:03,196
- Derek mad
at you, huh?
302
00:15:03,335 --> 00:15:05,865
- Oh, nah, just some
brother bonding.
303
00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:08,665
You wouldn't understand 'cuz
you're not as smart as me.
304
00:15:08,807 --> 00:15:11,007
- Really? 'Cuz I snuck a peek
at your report card.
305
00:15:11,143 --> 00:15:14,253
- How could you?
306
00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:18,020
So you know I did worse
than you in every subject.
307
00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:21,620
- You did! Just as I suspected!
308
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,964
- So, you didn't sneak a peek?
309
00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:28,655
Very sneaky!
310
00:15:28,794 --> 00:15:31,234
- No, very smart.
311
00:15:31,363 --> 00:15:33,933
- You don't have
to rub it in!
312
00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:40,644
- Smarti, you in there?
313
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,583
Still not talking to me, huh?
314
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:45,809
Alright! I'm coming in there.
315
00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:53,585
Wow! You got
a nice place here.
316
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,818
Mom told me you were upset
about us going to Spain.
317
00:16:00,025 --> 00:16:02,755
And to be honest,
I am, too.
318
00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,855
I'm gonna miss you.
319
00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:06,827
And Lizzie and Edwin
320
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:11,066
and Nora and Dad.
321
00:16:11,203 --> 00:16:14,113
Maybe even Casey.
322
00:16:14,239 --> 00:16:16,739
But that's just
between us, right?
323
00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:25,848
I think you're the
only one in this house who doesn't want me to go.
324
00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:41,025
- Oh! There he is!
There he is! Ahhh!
325
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:44,536
- What's going on?
- It's an Adios Derek Roast!
326
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:47,840
Featuring your host
with the most,
327
00:16:47,973 --> 00:16:50,343
Edwin Venturi!
328
00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:51,506
- Yeah!
329
00:16:51,643 --> 00:16:53,853
- A... what now?
330
00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:56,219
- A roast! It's where we make
fun of you 'cuz we like you.
331
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:57,918
- Ha ah ah!
- It was Edwin's idea.
332
00:16:58,050 --> 00:16:59,790
And he's not the smartest!
333
00:16:59,918 --> 00:17:02,018
- But I do know funny!
334
00:17:02,154 --> 00:17:04,224
So sit down
and get ready to laugh!
335
00:17:04,456 --> 00:17:08,086
[Recorded laughter]
336
00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:10,827
First up is the step-mom
we all know and love:
337
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:14,133
Nora!
- Yeah! Nora!
338
00:17:14,266 --> 00:17:18,136
- Well, having a stepson
like Derek
339
00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:21,710
has been a real eye-opener.
340
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:24,240
And a nose-plugger. Pee-ew!
341
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:27,606
[Recorded laughter]
His room is toxic.
342
00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:29,716
- Having a stepbrother
like Derek
343
00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:31,548
has made my Mom very happy.
344
00:17:31,683 --> 00:17:34,523
'Cuz I've been scared off boys
for an extra 5 years!
345
00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:36,393
[Recorded laughter]
- High five.
346
00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:43,259
- Derek is quite the writer.
When he was 6,
347
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,155
he wrote in crayon
all over the walls
348
00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:48,067
"Edwin was here." Then he put
the crayon in his little brother's hand.
349
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:53,370
Pretty clever, except Edwin
couldn't write at the time.
350
00:17:53,505 --> 00:17:56,105
- You know, you couldn't ask for
a better brother than Derek.
351
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:59,881
- Aww!
- Okay, I did ask, but Dad and Nora said no!
352
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:04,352
[Recorded laughter]
353
00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:06,853
And Derek is so lazy!
354
00:18:06,985 --> 00:18:09,215
- [Others]: How lazy is he?
355
00:18:09,354 --> 00:18:12,624
- He's so lazy
he makes me noogie myself!
356
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:19,800
[Tape unravels in machine]
But, seriously, folks!
357
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,702
- My turn! My turn!
- Go ahead.
358
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:25,195
- I liked it
when Derek put pickles all over
359
00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:29,167
Casey's pillow
and called it dill pillow!
360
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:31,708
- [George]: That's sweet.
- Marti speaks.
361
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:36,075
- Don't go, Smerek.
362
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:44,460
- Come on! Let's lighten up,
you know? Less honey, more funny?
363
00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:47,660
- [Casey]: Yeah, yeah,
take a seat, comedy boy!
364
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,733
Because I have enough material
365
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:53,472
to last for the next 6 months
Derek'll be gone. - Oh, no!
366
00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:56,539
- Oh, yes. But, um...
367
00:18:56,668 --> 00:18:59,808
Seeing all of us here, together,
368
00:18:59,938 --> 00:19:02,008
makes me realize that
369
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:05,911
as tough as living
with Derek can be, maybe...
370
00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:10,184
maybe we will really miss him
and maybe I'm gonna...
371
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:11,815
- Oh! No, no, no!
[Ding! Dong!]
372
00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:14,690
- Hey, I said:
"Stick with the funny!" - I'll get it!
373
00:19:18,056 --> 00:19:19,686
- Oh, I'm sorry I'm late.
- [Edwin]: Hey Mom!
374
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,725
- Oh, no, no!
You're ah, just on time.
375
00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:23,630
Now can I talk
to you alone for a second?
376
00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:25,862
- Oh, but I have
some great stuff about when you picked your nose
377
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,598
at your piano recital.
Hi everyone!
378
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:29,073
- [George]: Hey Abby!
- Hi Mommy!
379
00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:32,041
- Yeah, just a minute!
380
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:39,181
Mom, if I told you...
381
00:19:39,311 --> 00:19:42,181
I didn't wanna
go to Spain...
382
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:44,254
What would you say?
383
00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:46,393
- Uh, well...
384
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:49,148
I would say "Why?"
385
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:52,661
- Well somebody's
gotta make sure that Edwin doesn't get any weirder
386
00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:54,631
and that Marti,
you know,
387
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,700
doesn't turn into
a keener like Casey.
388
00:19:56,828 --> 00:19:59,498
- And you'll
miss everybody.
389
00:20:00,999 --> 00:20:02,939
- I'm sorry Mom.
390
00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:05,268
- Oh, don't be!
391
00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:07,474
I feel guilty because
I haven't been around enough
392
00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:09,606
and then you failed Spanish,
393
00:20:09,741 --> 00:20:11,541
so taking you to Spain
seemed to make sense.
394
00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:15,405
But your family needs you
395
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,617
and it sounds like
you need them, too.
396
00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:19,619
- No, no! Just, ah...
397
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,190
Just used to them.
That's all!
398
00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:26,862
- Yeah, I get it.
Though we will have to solve your Spanish problem.
399
00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:29,092
- Oh! Course we will!
400
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,558
- Let's go tell
everybody the good news.
401
00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:33,797
- Thanks, Mom.
402
00:20:33,932 --> 00:20:37,172
- What! I said I'd miss him!
I don't want him to stay!
403
00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:40,965
I've got some major zingers
in here, guys!
404
00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:43,136
- Welcome home, bro!
- Ahhhh!
405
00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:45,135
- Welcome home? He never left!
406
00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:47,477
- Whoa!
- And I'm glad he didn't!
407
00:20:47,613 --> 00:20:49,353
- Me too!
408
00:20:49,481 --> 00:20:51,251
- Hey! Hey!
There is no hugging at a roast!
409
00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:54,653
Only insults
and I've got some doozies!
410
00:20:54,786 --> 00:20:57,556
Derek's hygiene is so bad...
- [Derek]: Ah, look at Marti!
411
00:20:57,689 --> 00:20:59,759
- Oooohhhhh!
[Giggling]
412
00:20:59,891 --> 00:21:01,461
Don't you want
to hear how bad it is?
413
00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:05,033
- Group hug!
- [All]: Oh!
414
00:21:05,163 --> 00:21:08,503
- [Derek]: Oh, I'm losing
you Marti! Oh!
415
00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:15,872
- Here. I'd wait
for you to open it,
416
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:17,908
but I'm off to
be tormented
417
00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:20,853
I mean tutored
by Senora Sanchez.
418
00:21:20,979 --> 00:21:23,319
- Wait! What is it?
419
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,578
- It's an advance copy of
the school paper
420
00:21:25,717 --> 00:21:29,387
and my way of saying I'm sorry
for messing up your poem.
421
00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:31,991
- You had
my real poem published!
422
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:34,134
Thank you, Derek.
423
00:21:34,259 --> 00:21:36,729
- You're welcome. Oh, and I
made my own little contribution
424
00:21:36,862 --> 00:21:38,062
to your poetry column.
425
00:21:38,196 --> 00:21:40,626
- You did?
426
00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:42,796
"Casey's Feet Reek".
427
00:21:42,934 --> 00:21:45,474
A sequel to "Stinky Feet"
By Derek Venturi?!
428
00:21:45,604 --> 00:21:48,874
- What can I say? I'm a poet
and the world needs to know it.
429
00:21:49,007 --> 00:21:51,207
- Der-ek!
430
00:21:51,343 --> 00:21:53,583
- [Sanchez]: Derek!
You're late for tutor time!
431
00:21:53,712 --> 00:21:58,622
[Speaking in Spanish]
432
00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:00,750
Did you do those exercises?
433
00:22:00,886 --> 00:22:05,556
- Adios, Derek.
434
00:22:05,724 --> 00:22:08,934
♪♪♪
435
00:22:14,299 --> 00:22:16,229
- I don't know why
we're laughing.
436
00:22:16,368 --> 00:22:18,868
- You are ruining the grading
curve in this house!
437
00:22:22,407 --> 00:22:27,207
Senora Sanchez is a very, muy, tough "markerino"!
438
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:28,606
- Derek!
439
00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:33,990
- No!
- Oh! Sorry!
440
00:22:40,325 --> 00:22:43,355
- ♪ Living life with Derek ♪
441
00:22:43,495 --> 00:22:46,795
♪ Living life with Derek ♪
442
00:22:47,132 --> 00:22:49,872
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