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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,635 --> 00:00:04,795 [twinkling music] 2 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:19,194 [twinkling music] 3 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:25,560 - Ew! You're disgusting! 4 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:28,162 - The ladies in school would disagree. 5 00:00:28,294 --> 00:00:31,064 - You're getting mud everywhere! Did you roll in it? 6 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:33,397 - No, me and Sam got in a mud fight with the football team. 7 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:35,443 They think they're better than the hockey team 8 00:00:35,568 --> 00:00:39,008 so we reminded them they're wrong. - Oh, very mature. 9 00:00:39,139 --> 00:00:41,939 - Oh and you might wanna watch your football boyfriend's back. 10 00:00:42,075 --> 00:00:44,905 - Promise you won't prank Max. 11 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:45,875 - Oh, I promise I will. 12 00:00:46,012 --> 00:00:50,452 - Oh! Ew gross! Edwin! 13 00:00:50,583 --> 00:00:53,353 Don't tell me you had a stupid fight too! 14 00:00:53,486 --> 00:00:56,016 - Uh, what makes you say that? - 'Cuz you're wearing your lunch. 15 00:00:56,156 --> 00:00:59,156 - Oh yeah! 16 00:00:59,292 --> 00:01:01,662 Sloppy Joe day at school lived up to its name so, you know, 17 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:03,855 I better throw this in the wash. - Hey, hey, hey! 18 00:01:03,997 --> 00:01:05,667 Why don't I throw you in the wash 19 00:01:05,932 --> 00:01:07,572 for wearing my sweatshirt. 20 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:10,400 - Ooh! So that's why it's so long. 21 00:01:10,537 --> 00:01:13,107 I'm sorry, bro, I just grabbed the first thing off the top of the laundry basket. 22 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:15,339 - Laundry basket? Oh, then it's not my sweatshirt. 23 00:01:15,508 --> 00:01:16,708 ♪♪♪ 24 00:01:16,843 --> 00:01:19,013 - You're wearing my sweatshirt! 25 00:01:19,145 --> 00:01:20,745 - Oh, so that's why it smelled so good. 26 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:26,550 I... I gotta run. - Edwin! 27 00:01:26,686 --> 00:01:31,156 Take it off right now! 28 00:01:31,291 --> 00:01:33,861 - ♪ Used to be my mother and my sister and me ♪ 29 00:01:33,993 --> 00:01:36,963 ♪ A happy little family and all right with me ♪ 30 00:01:37,096 --> 00:01:40,266 ♪ But Mom got married that's when everything changed ♪ 31 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:43,100 ♪ Some things were lost and others were gained ♪ 32 00:01:43,236 --> 00:01:45,806 ♪ A new school, a new house ♪ 33 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:49,039 ♪ So many changes it makes my head spin ♪ 34 00:01:49,175 --> 00:01:53,245 ♪ Now I've got a brother who gets under my skin ♪ 35 00:01:53,379 --> 00:01:56,279 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 36 00:01:56,416 --> 00:01:59,446 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 37 00:01:59,586 --> 00:02:03,616 ♪ This is life with Lizzie, Edwin, George and Nora, Marti and Casey ♪ 38 00:02:03,756 --> 00:02:06,686 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 39 00:02:06,826 --> 00:02:08,826 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 40 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,802 y is like a team. 41 00:02:10,930 --> 00:02:13,600 And sure, sometimes you'd give anything to trade one of your teammates, 42 00:02:13,733 --> 00:02:15,603 but if somebody messes with your team? 43 00:02:15,735 --> 00:02:18,395 It's game on! 44 00:02:18,538 --> 00:02:20,768 [Edwin grunting] 45 00:02:20,907 --> 00:02:22,707 - Morning, Derek. 46 00:02:23,109 --> 00:02:25,249 - Morning Edwin. So, what's new? 47 00:02:25,378 --> 00:02:27,048 - Oh, nothing much, you know, just trying to breathe. 48 00:02:30,016 --> 00:02:31,916 - Ah, shouldn't you be heading to school? 49 00:02:32,051 --> 00:02:35,021 - I got a dentist appointment in 20 minutes. What's your excuse? 50 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:38,055 - I'm home-schooling myself! And you're just in time 51 00:02:38,191 --> 00:02:40,861 for Media Studies! - Edwin, 52 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:44,134 I know why you're really not at school. 53 00:02:44,264 --> 00:02:47,304 - You do? - Yeah, you're ditching class. 54 00:02:47,433 --> 00:02:49,803 But be careful, eh? Dad catches you, he will go ape. 55 00:02:49,936 --> 00:02:52,036 - You're right, so why don't you walk me to school? 56 00:02:52,171 --> 00:02:55,711 - But ya' mind wearing your hockey equipment? 57 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:57,812 It'll make your shoulders look bigger. 58 00:02:57,944 --> 00:03:00,714 - Ed, I'm sure my shoulders are plenty big enough 59 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,817 to handle your bully. 60 00:03:02,949 --> 00:03:04,449 - Who told you? - You should've. 61 00:03:04,584 --> 00:03:07,694 Now what's the deal? - I wish I knew! 62 00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:09,460 'Cuz this kid, Ronny, keeps picking on me. 63 00:03:09,589 --> 00:03:11,489 I guess he doesn't like my jokes or something. 64 00:03:11,624 --> 00:03:13,234 - I know the type. 65 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:15,159 - You do? - But chillz, little bro... 66 00:03:15,295 --> 00:03:18,665 'Cuz the bullying stops now. 67 00:03:18,798 --> 00:03:21,938 - Really? Thanks, bro. What are you gonna do? 68 00:03:22,068 --> 00:03:24,268 - Same as always, nothing. 69 00:03:24,404 --> 00:03:26,544 But you're gonna stand up to him because I am sure 70 00:03:26,673 --> 00:03:28,743 this Ronny kid is just as big a chicken as you are. 71 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:31,475 - Oh no. I am a giant chicken. 72 00:03:31,611 --> 00:03:33,981 - You know that and I know that, but Ronny doesn't know that. 73 00:03:34,113 --> 00:03:36,383 - Sure he does! I've been running away from him all week! 74 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:38,950 - Edwin. 75 00:03:39,085 --> 00:03:41,615 Rule number 1 when dealing with bullies... 76 00:03:41,754 --> 00:03:43,694 Never back down. 77 00:03:43,823 --> 00:03:45,733 Be a man! 78 00:03:45,858 --> 00:03:47,488 - If I'm such a man, 79 00:03:47,627 --> 00:03:49,627 why do you call me Ed-Whiny 80 00:03:49,762 --> 00:03:51,502 and Ed-Wormy and Ed-Wimpy! 81 00:03:51,631 --> 00:03:53,531 - 'Cuz you're fun to pick on! 82 00:03:53,666 --> 00:03:55,796 But that privilege is solely reserved for me. 83 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:58,399 ♪♪♪ 84 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:04,778 - You guys better not be laughing at some prank you pulled on Max. 85 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:07,981 - Oh, you mean poor little Maxine? 86 00:04:08,114 --> 00:04:10,884 - Sorry Casey, but Max is captain of the football team. 87 00:04:11,017 --> 00:04:13,417 - Which makes him pranking enemy number 1. 88 00:04:13,553 --> 00:04:16,393 - If it makes you feel any better, he's a friendly enemy. 89 00:04:16,522 --> 00:04:18,862 It's like a frenemy! - Oh! Like it! 90 00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:22,562 - So you think it's a good idea to make frenemies with Max and the rest of the football team? 91 00:04:24,297 --> 00:04:26,497 - Especially for a scrawny guy like you? 92 00:04:26,633 --> 00:04:28,333 - Hey I am not scrawny, I'm scrappy! 93 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:31,368 And Sammy here's sneaky. - Hm. 94 00:04:31,504 --> 00:04:33,314 - Sneaky enough to help me pull my latest job. 95 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:35,539 - So what juvenile stunt did you pull this time? 96 00:04:35,808 --> 00:04:37,108 - [Max]: Derek! 97 00:04:37,243 --> 00:04:39,053 Where are my shorts? 98 00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:43,284 - Uh, Scrappy, I think we should run. 99 00:04:43,549 --> 00:04:45,419 - I think so too, Sneaky. 100 00:04:45,551 --> 00:04:48,351 - Um, aren't you gonna chase after them? 101 00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:50,258 - No. 102 00:04:50,523 --> 00:04:52,593 No, it's, um... not worth it. 103 00:04:52,725 --> 00:04:55,955 - Exactly, Max! Why stoop to their level? 104 00:04:56,095 --> 00:04:58,965 - It's not that. I can't run in these things. 105 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,802 ♪♪♪ 106 00:05:05,571 --> 00:05:07,711 - Is everything okay, bro? - Oh yeah. 107 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:10,410 Just goofing around with the football team. How are things with you? 108 00:05:10,543 --> 00:05:13,483 - Ah, it's goin' good, you know? Chowing on some 'chos 109 00:05:13,613 --> 00:05:16,223 and I'm bully-free. - Ah! So you stood up to him! 110 00:05:16,349 --> 00:05:19,489 - No, I did! Hoah! 111 00:05:19,619 --> 00:05:21,649 - No! - Yeah! 112 00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:25,358 Why get your own hands dirty when someone else can soil themselves! You taught me that. 113 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:28,361 - I never taught you to soil yourself! 114 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:30,501 - Ew! What's going on? 115 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:32,700 - This kid was picking on Edwin, 116 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:34,902 so all I did was show up in the schoolyard 117 00:05:35,034 --> 00:05:37,274 on my way to Tae Kwon Do. He took off. 118 00:05:37,403 --> 00:05:39,713 - Pretty sweet, huh? - No, it's not sweet! 119 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:41,809 If you guys have a problem with a bully you should go to Mom or George 120 00:05:41,941 --> 00:05:44,911 or your teacher. And you should never listen to Derek. About anything! 121 00:05:45,044 --> 00:05:47,114 - Hey! He didn't listen to me and he should've because 122 00:05:47,246 --> 00:05:49,746 I am a master conflict-resolutionist. 123 00:05:49,882 --> 00:05:52,592 [Doorbell] 124 00:05:52,719 --> 00:05:55,559 - Uh! Oh! 125 00:05:55,688 --> 00:05:57,288 - Football Rules! - Hockey Head! 126 00:06:00,727 --> 00:06:02,627 [Kid laughing] 127 00:06:02,762 --> 00:06:04,562 - Not one word. 128 00:06:11,237 --> 00:06:14,737 Ed! Come on! You gotta learn to stand up for yourself. 129 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:16,744 - No I don't! 130 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:18,746 I've got Tae-Kwon-Lizzie! - Trust me. 131 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:21,448 Hiding will only make things worse. You wanna make things better? 132 00:06:21,581 --> 00:06:23,581 You need to face the music. 133 00:06:23,716 --> 00:06:25,916 - And how do you know? - Well, when I was your age, 134 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:28,352 I occasionally used 135 00:06:28,488 --> 00:06:30,318 my influence in the schoolyard. 136 00:06:30,456 --> 00:06:33,456 - You were a bully? - Please, I was merely in charge 137 00:06:33,593 --> 00:06:35,833 and I never picked on kids who stood up for themselves. 138 00:06:35,962 --> 00:06:39,232 - This isn't one of those tough, brotherly love things 139 00:06:39,365 --> 00:06:41,265 where you whale on me to 'toughen me up'? 140 00:06:41,501 --> 00:06:45,001 - Ed, have I ever hurt you? - You did sprain my finger playing road hockey. 141 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:48,268 - You sprained your own finger trying to juggle hockey sticks! 142 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:51,308 - Oh, yeah. Well, that just proves how useless I am with my hands! 143 00:06:51,444 --> 00:06:53,154 Which is why I am a runner, not a fighter! 144 00:06:53,613 --> 00:06:55,283 - Well... 145 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,375 With my, ah, 'D'-fensive maneuvers, 146 00:06:57,517 --> 00:06:59,917 you won't have to do either. 147 00:07:02,121 --> 00:07:04,991 - [Battle cries]: Yah! - Hugh! 148 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:24,306 Ow! 149 00:07:27,914 --> 00:07:29,954 Ow! Ooh! 150 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,312 Ah, yeah, you were right. 151 00:08:01,447 --> 00:08:03,217 Ronny did give me heat for letting Lizzie protect me. 152 00:08:03,349 --> 00:08:05,919 So I stood up to him like you said. - And...? 153 00:08:06,052 --> 00:08:08,962 ♪♪♪ Oh! 154 00:08:09,088 --> 00:08:12,658 Uh, what happened? 155 00:08:13,292 --> 00:08:15,532 - Well, I guess I messed up the D-moves. 156 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:17,801 I got the duck part right, but forgot to cover. 157 00:08:17,930 --> 00:08:19,970 So, how bad does it look? 158 00:08:20,099 --> 00:08:22,269 - You kidding? Nobody's gonna notice that. 159 00:08:22,401 --> 00:08:24,041 - Hey guys. 160 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,310 Ed, what happened to your eye? 161 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:29,909 - Ah, nothing, Smarti, Ed's just trying on some eye shadow. 162 00:08:30,042 --> 00:08:31,742 - Right. - You gonna put some on the other eye? 163 00:08:31,878 --> 00:08:34,908 - I really hope not. 164 00:08:35,047 --> 00:08:37,147 - You should, 'cuz it looks like somebody gave you a black eye. 165 00:08:37,283 --> 00:08:38,953 - Okay, Smarti. 166 00:08:39,085 --> 00:08:41,985 Oh, ah, ah... 167 00:08:42,121 --> 00:08:44,561 Here. Put these on. 168 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:47,230 No sense in alarming the 'rents. Especially since 169 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:51,560 I'm going to end this thing with Ronny, once and for all. 170 00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:53,527 - Really? How? Flying ninjas? 171 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:56,099 ♪♪♪ 172 00:09:02,508 --> 00:09:04,378 - Hey Ronny! 173 00:09:04,510 --> 00:09:09,120 Yeah, it's Derek. Edwin's, ah, older, much bigger brother. 174 00:09:09,248 --> 00:09:11,648 Listen, I need you to do me a solid: 175 00:09:11,784 --> 00:09:15,594 steer clear of my bro' or else. 176 00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:21,261 You do the math. 177 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:24,034 Cool! Alright, thanks for co-operating, Ron. 178 00:09:24,163 --> 00:09:26,133 - Ah, thanks Derek! 179 00:09:26,265 --> 00:09:28,595 You are the best big bro ever! 180 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:30,544 - Yeah, I really am. 181 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:33,840 - Nora. - Edwin. 182 00:09:33,973 --> 00:09:35,983 - Edwin? - Nora? 183 00:09:36,108 --> 00:09:38,108 - Why are you wearing sunglasses in the house? 184 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,884 - Derek gave them to me. It's part of my new look. 185 00:09:41,013 --> 00:09:44,623 Ah! 186 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,550 - Ah! And who gave you that? 187 00:09:46,686 --> 00:09:49,686 - One of my friends at school. - One of your friends? 188 00:09:49,822 --> 00:09:52,222 Edwin, are you being bullied? 189 00:09:52,358 --> 00:09:55,228 - What, a tough guy like me? No way! 190 00:09:55,361 --> 00:09:58,001 - Edwin, just 'cuz I'm used to daughters doesn't mean I don't get bullying. 191 00:09:58,130 --> 00:10:00,700 Course with girls it's more like 'talking behind your back' 192 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:04,003 and 'refusing to be your friend' kind of thing. 193 00:10:04,136 --> 00:10:07,006 - Lucky girls. - Yeah, well those lucky girls might disagree. 194 00:10:07,139 --> 00:10:10,479 Look Edwin, you need to let your Dad and I help. 195 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,580 - But Derek already helped me! 196 00:10:12,712 --> 00:10:16,352 - Uh, yeah I can see that... 197 00:10:16,482 --> 00:10:20,252 But maybe your dad and I can add to Derek's wisdom, okay? 198 00:10:20,386 --> 00:10:24,116 - Okay. [Doorbell] 199 00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:29,556 - Hey, Ryan! 200 00:10:29,695 --> 00:10:32,595 Ah, if you're playing nicky-nicky-nine-door, 201 00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:35,672 you actually ring and then run, not ring and stay. 202 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:37,571 But I'll close the door, you try again. 203 00:10:40,906 --> 00:10:43,176 - I'm not here to prank you. 204 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:45,279 I'm here because of my little brother... Ronny. 205 00:10:45,411 --> 00:10:47,681 - Ronny's your little brother? 206 00:10:47,947 --> 00:10:50,017 That's hilarious! 207 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,349 - Yeah. And he said you threatened him... 208 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,915 With math? - Hn? 209 00:10:55,054 --> 00:10:57,494 Oh no, I told him to do the math. 210 00:10:57,757 --> 00:10:59,887 I was just trying to get him to leave my little brother alone, 211 00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:02,826 just t like I'll ask you to leave me alone. - Well, I'll leave 212 00:11:02,962 --> 00:11:06,072 if you step outside. It's time we take care of all our business. 213 00:11:06,198 --> 00:11:08,298 - [Marti]: Derek! 214 00:11:08,634 --> 00:11:11,304 Will you help me with my math? 215 00:11:11,437 --> 00:11:14,437 - Oh, I love math! Though I would never threaten anyone with it. 216 00:11:14,573 --> 00:11:18,243 - I'll be in my room when you're finished playing with your friend. 217 00:11:18,377 --> 00:11:20,947 - Unnhh... Ryan's just leaving! 218 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:24,150 - Yeah. We can finish playing tomorrow... 219 00:11:24,283 --> 00:11:26,353 At school. 220 00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:33,432 - Ow. ♪♪♪ 221 00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:34,989 Hey Sammy! It's D. 222 00:11:35,127 --> 00:11:37,257 Never guess who came by today. 223 00:11:37,396 --> 00:11:40,796 Ah... I'll call you back. 224 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:43,000 Can I help you? 225 00:11:43,135 --> 00:11:45,805 - Not any more! I talked to Nora and Dad 226 00:11:45,938 --> 00:11:47,738 about Ronny and they called his parents. 227 00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:50,083 So I think everything is going to be okay. 228 00:11:52,611 --> 00:11:55,181 - So... you went parental? 229 00:11:55,314 --> 00:11:58,254 - Yeah. Who knew they could help? 230 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:01,194 It's like a huge weight has been lifted 231 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:04,320 off of my shoulders and... 232 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,187 I'm sorry for shifting that weight onto you. 233 00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:08,085 - What weight? - Ah, Ronny's brother Ryan. 234 00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:09,827 It's all over my message boards. 235 00:12:09,962 --> 00:12:13,232 Ronny's bragging how his big bad bro's gonna 'take care of you'. 236 00:12:13,365 --> 00:12:15,295 ♪♪♪ - Ah... 237 00:12:15,634 --> 00:12:17,444 Trash-talk is cheap. 238 00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:20,810 Besides, me and 'Ry-guy' go way back. 239 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:22,680 I know how to take care of him. 240 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,538 - You mean with your D-fensive maneuvers? 241 00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:26,910 - Yeah, so if you'll excuse me, 242 00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:29,316 I have to fluff my pillows for battle. 243 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,782 - Okay. ♪♪♪ 244 00:12:46,398 --> 00:12:48,328 - Scoping for girls? 245 00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:50,637 - No, I'm scoping for Ryan. 246 00:12:50,769 --> 00:12:52,939 It's all clear but here, just let me just walk in front of you, okay? 247 00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:56,475 - Sam, it's chillz. Ryan's a bunch'a talk. 248 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,879 This whole thing's gonna blow over. 249 00:12:59,011 --> 00:13:01,381 - Oh, yeah, of course it will, um, but in case you need backup 250 00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,354 I've been doing push-ups and drinking milk. 251 00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:07,521 Okay chocolate milk, but it still counts! 252 00:13:09,555 --> 00:13:12,555 Uh, we should get going, Man. We don't wanna be late for class. 253 00:13:12,691 --> 00:13:14,791 - Uh, we don't? 254 00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:22,125 - B-L-T. Hold the 'L' and the 'T'? 255 00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:24,098 Great! I got Derek's lunch. 256 00:13:24,436 --> 00:13:26,506 - Here. Have half of mine. 257 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,009 It's a P.B. & H. 258 00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:31,511 - Pastrami, bologna and ham? 259 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,684 Ew! That's even grosser than Derek's! 260 00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:40,285 So should I be on the lookout for any hockey players trying to steal your gym shorts? 261 00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:42,789 - No. I told the guys to lay off Derek for a while. 262 00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:45,692 He's got his hands full. I just hope he knows what's he's doing. 263 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:49,395 - Please, this is Derek. Of course he doesn't know what he's doing! 264 00:13:49,528 --> 00:13:52,868 Wait! What is he doing? - He's gonna fight Ryan. 265 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:56,038 - The oversized 'fridge' on your football team? 266 00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:57,938 When?! Where?! Why?! 267 00:13:58,070 --> 00:13:59,770 - I don't know when and where, 268 00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:01,835 but Ryan found out Derek threatened his brother, Ronny, 269 00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:04,114 who had some problems with Edwin. 270 00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:06,483 - Edwin's bully is the fridge's brother? 271 00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:09,252 Why wouldn't you tell me? - I just did! 272 00:14:09,381 --> 00:14:10,981 Besides, it's just a stupid fight 273 00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:14,116 and you have your 'no Derek-talk' rule. 274 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:17,787 - Ah! Don't you know there are exceptions to all my rules? Why aren't you stopping this? 275 00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:19,527 - 'Cuz it's none of my business! 276 00:14:19,658 --> 00:14:21,388 And Derek threatened Ryan's brother! 277 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,527 And he's really been annoying the football team. 278 00:14:23,662 --> 00:14:25,062 - Just because Derek's a jerk 279 00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:26,967 doesn't mean he deserves to be beaten up! 280 00:14:27,099 --> 00:14:28,899 - Wait! What are you gonna do? 281 00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:31,204 - More than you're doing! 282 00:14:33,405 --> 00:14:36,275 We need to talk! - You need to cut your nails! 283 00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:42,052 - [Girls screaming]: Get out! 284 00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:45,351 - Wow, you guys have soap in there? 285 00:14:45,484 --> 00:14:48,994 - Derek you can't fight Ryan! Even you're not that stupid! 286 00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:50,661 - Oh, yes I am! Besides, what do you care? 287 00:14:50,789 --> 00:14:52,629 - Because I won't have my study schedule messed up 288 00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:54,928 by having to visit you in the hospital! 289 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:57,660 - Always a drama queen. - Always the stupid cool guy. 290 00:14:57,796 --> 00:14:59,466 - What was stupid was not dealing with this 4 years ago 291 00:14:59,598 --> 00:15:01,668 when Ryan and I were the same size. 292 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,200 - What are you talking about? 293 00:15:05,204 --> 00:15:08,274 - Derek? - Okay. 294 00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:13,482 When I was 12, 295 00:15:13,612 --> 00:15:15,852 I was bullied by Ryan. 296 00:15:15,981 --> 00:15:17,851 I mean, I-I made some jokes at his expense, 297 00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:20,587 which he didn't find particularly funny. 298 00:15:20,719 --> 00:15:22,689 So he was after me for a couple of weeks and... 299 00:15:22,821 --> 00:15:25,691 I managed to avoid him and eventually he moved on to someone else. 300 00:15:25,824 --> 00:15:30,464 Guess this Edwin/Ronny thing has brought it back. 301 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,426 - You were bullied by Ryan?! - Sh, sh, sh! 302 00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:35,674 Keep it down! I gotta protect my tough-guy rep. 303 00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:39,041 - You don't have a tough-guy rep. Besides... 304 00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:40,811 Being a bully means you're weak, not strong! 305 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,840 - Thanks for them public service announcement, but I know what I'm doing. 306 00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:45,406 - Since when? 307 00:15:45,544 --> 00:15:49,114 - And don't tell anyone about this. 308 00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:52,021 ♪♪♪ 309 00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:57,964 - Ah, Casey is everything okay, 'cuz you look a little-- 310 00:15:58,090 --> 00:16:01,560 - Worried? Nervous? Anxious? - Yes, yes and yes. 311 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:04,504 - Paul, suppose I knew a certain someone was being bullied. 312 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:07,070 - Casey, you're being bullied?! Look, you are not alone. 313 00:16:07,199 --> 00:16:10,269 The school takes bullying very seriously. And, uh... 314 00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:12,542 I have some brochures here that I really want you to look at. 315 00:16:12,671 --> 00:16:15,441 - Paul! - These are very-- - Calm down! It's not me but 316 00:16:15,574 --> 00:16:17,584 the person who is being bullied won't let me tell you. 317 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,510 - Casey, the first thing they teach us about bullying is that 318 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,845 telling isn't tattling, especially if someone's gonna get hurt. 319 00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:24,620 Now is there any way you can get this person to talk to me? 320 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:27,450 - I dunno. - 'Cuz if you can't, you're gonna have to tell me now. 321 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,720 - Okay. I will tell you but 322 00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:31,355 first I wanna tell this person I'm gonna tell you 323 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:34,590 'cuz maybe I can tell him to tell you himself. - Come again? 324 00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:37,627 - Don't worry, Paul. I promise I will talk to this person at home tonight. 325 00:16:37,796 --> 00:16:39,396 ♪♪♪ 326 00:16:39,531 --> 00:16:41,901 Oops. 327 00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:47,411 - Just get him to come in! 328 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,683 [Whistle blast] 329 00:16:59,551 --> 00:17:02,021 - [George]: It's a little quiet, everything OK? 330 00:17:02,154 --> 00:17:03,964 - Yes, Dad! 331 00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:06,059 - I'm right in here if you need me! 332 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:10,101 - Okay Dad! So you have something to say? 333 00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:12,359 - Ah... 334 00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:14,098 Well my Dad kind'a made me come here, 335 00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:19,273 but I'm sorry I punched you, Edwin. 336 00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:21,205 - Yeah, I'm sorry you punched me too. 337 00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:23,740 - So, ah, how's your eye? 338 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,146 - Oh, you know, it only hurts when I blink. 339 00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:29,648 - Then don't blink. - Okay and you won't either. 340 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:32,152 Starting... now! 341 00:17:32,317 --> 00:17:34,047 ♪♪♪ 342 00:17:34,186 --> 00:17:37,286 So is your brother really gonna fight my brother? 343 00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:40,163 - I hope not. Ryan's really strong. How 'bout Derek? 344 00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:42,832 - Tough enough to handle me but that's not saying much. 345 00:17:42,961 --> 00:17:45,001 - Nah, you're pretty tough. You didn't even cry when I hit you. 346 00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:47,270 - Yeah, I did, after you left. 347 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,369 Ha! You blinked! I win! 348 00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:50,971 - You hit the table! - You hit my eye. 349 00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:54,113 - Oh yeah. 350 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:58,439 So... We even? - We're even. 351 00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:07,149 [Villain's theme] 352 00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:14,687 - C'mon D, let's get outta here, okay? Burgers on me! 353 00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:17,257 - Ah. Sounds great! We'll go after. 354 00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:19,156 - You might not have teeth after! 355 00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:21,828 - Are you ladies done talking? - [Max]: Hey! 356 00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:24,137 - Hey Max. It's cool, I got this. 357 00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:26,909 - No, man, it's not cool. This isn't gonna solve anything. 358 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:30,439 And Derek's not worth it. - Yes, I am! 359 00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:33,306 - No, you're not! - Can't we settle this another way? 360 00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:36,415 - Yeah! We could have a chess tournament! Or, or thumb wrestle. 361 00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:38,548 We could spit for distance. Yeah? Yeah? 362 00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:40,754 - You play your weird decathlon. 363 00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:42,816 Me and Derek, we're going outside. 364 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,615 - You're fighting now? 365 00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:50,299 - Stop the violence! - We haven't started the violence. 366 00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:53,969 - Oh, okay, um... don't start the violence! - [Derek]: Casey! 367 00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:56,899 - Derek! Let's go! - [Casey]: No, stop! 368 00:18:57,035 --> 00:19:00,165 And lay down your arms, or... or I'll lie down on the floor. 369 00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:04,935 ♪♪♪ The dirty, stinky hallway floor. 370 00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:06,947 Ew, ew, ew. 371 00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:10,319 - Well, well, well, looks like another Venturi boy 372 00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:13,419 who needs a McDonald girl's help. Nice work getting her to stall for ya'. 373 00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:17,222 - Casey, go home. - Yeah, listen to Derek. 374 00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:19,286 - No! I will never listen to Derek! 375 00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:22,094 But if you wanna fight Derek, you're gonna have to fight me first! 376 00:19:22,227 --> 00:19:25,297 - Is she fighting your battles for you now? - I can fight my own battles! 377 00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:27,200 - Easy, Derek. - Yeah, hey, I'm not fighting anybody! 378 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:30,602 - Easy, Casey. - Hey look! It's Casey and Derek 379 00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:33,006 the wimpiest tag team ever! 380 00:19:33,138 --> 00:19:35,368 - Hey, I am scrappy! - Well, I may be wimpy, 381 00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:38,607 but I don't care! 'Cuz I'd rather be wimpy than an 382 00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:41,714 aggressive jerk who thinks it's tough to fight people! 383 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,417 'Cuz what's tough is being strong enough not to fight! 384 00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:46,850 To work things out instead of punching each other out! 385 00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:49,385 - Okay, okay, okay! 386 00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:52,521 I won't fight him if you just stop yelling at me. 387 00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:55,391 - Really? ♪♪♪ 388 00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:58,097 Well! My work here is done. 389 00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:02,430 Max. Call me. K? - Yeah. 390 00:20:06,505 --> 00:20:08,735 - You think that's funny? - No. 391 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:13,414 - Uh-uh. - Kinda. I mean, no. 392 00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:21,118 - You're not worth it. 393 00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:23,763 And honestly I pity you for having to live with her. 394 00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:34,097 - Dude, you're lucky that locker wasn't you. 395 00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:36,202 - You're lucky Casey saved your butt. 396 00:20:36,335 --> 00:20:38,835 - Ah, please, I could've taken him. 397 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:41,841 Okay, I didn't stand a chance. 398 00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:44,484 - I thought Ryan just bullied on the football field? 399 00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:46,040 Guess I was wrong. 400 00:20:46,311 --> 00:20:48,011 I'll get the coach to talk to him. 401 00:20:48,146 --> 00:20:49,976 - Yeah, it's a good idea. 402 00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:52,719 And, ah, it was cool that you tried to stop him. 403 00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:55,391 - Yeah, it was cool. 404 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:59,120 Which is why I should warn you. 405 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,188 Don't open your locker. - Ah... 406 00:21:01,326 --> 00:21:04,326 - Or, or your gym bag. Or your car door. 407 00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:07,533 You know, why don't I just walk you through the stuff I pulled. 408 00:21:08,066 --> 00:21:09,566 - That's probably the best idea. 409 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:14,935 - Ahhh! You're going down, bro! 410 00:21:15,073 --> 00:21:16,883 - Ain't gonna happen Ed. [Ed grunting] 411 00:21:17,743 --> 00:21:21,353 - I see it's business as usual here. 412 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:24,750 - So, I didn't pin you! But you wait... 413 00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:27,593 That day will come! - No it won't, Ed. 414 00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:31,715 - Mmm, so... 415 00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:33,827 Don't you have something you want to say to me? 416 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:36,959 - Yeah! Next time I tell you to stay outta things... Listen! 417 00:21:37,095 --> 00:21:39,695 - Are you kidding? I'm never listening to you! 418 00:21:39,831 --> 00:21:42,331 I should've told Paul everything from the start! 419 00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,237 And if it wasn't for me making a fool of myself 420 00:21:44,369 --> 00:21:48,109 Ryan might'a rearranged your face. 421 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,810 And I can't always be around to protect you. 422 00:21:50,942 --> 00:21:52,782 - Well, the ladies do like my face where it is... 423 00:21:52,911 --> 00:21:55,811 - So, I guess I should... 424 00:21:56,114 --> 00:21:58,624 Thank you. 425 00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:01,020 - Ah! 426 00:22:04,189 --> 00:22:05,889 - Keep trying, Ed. 427 00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:08,928 ♪♪♪ 428 00:22:11,863 --> 00:22:13,673 Okay. 429 00:22:14,132 --> 00:22:16,032 [Edwin screams] 430 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,698 I gotta protect my tough-guy rep, hnnn? 431 00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:20,907 - Ah? - I shouldn't have done that. 432 00:22:21,039 --> 00:22:23,109 [Trails off into gibberish] - What? 433 00:22:23,241 --> 00:22:25,181 - Pshh... 434 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:29,920 - Oh, that was one real nice entrance at the end there. - Thanks. 435 00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:35,518 - You think that's funny? 436 00:22:40,325 --> 00:22:43,295 - ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 437 00:22:43,428 --> 00:22:46,728 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 438 00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:49,625 Closed Captioning by SETTE inc. 439 00:22:49,675 --> 00:22:54,225 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34432

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