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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,635 --> 00:00:04,795 [twinkling music] 2 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:19,194 [twinkling music] 3 00:00:23,390 --> 00:00:26,560 - Sorry! I was hanging with Derek and we lost track of time. 4 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:29,103 - Shocking! Almost as shocking as you wanting to help 5 00:00:29,229 --> 00:00:30,759 sell tickets to the Valentine's Day Dance. 6 00:00:30,897 --> 00:00:33,067 - One ticket, please. 7 00:00:33,199 --> 00:00:34,829 - I think you might want two. 8 00:00:34,968 --> 00:00:38,298 'Cuz I heard that girl likes you. 9 00:00:41,441 --> 00:00:43,311 - Two tickets, please. 10 00:00:47,814 --> 00:00:51,754 - Kendra! How did you know that he was...? She...? 11 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:55,155 - I'm very intuitive. Plus I listen to all the rumors. 12 00:00:55,288 --> 00:00:58,018 So what is the scoop on the school's oddest couple? 13 00:00:58,158 --> 00:00:59,088 - Kendra! Shhh. 14 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:01,685 - Hey, Case. Two tickets please. 15 00:01:01,828 --> 00:01:03,398 - 'Kay. That'll be twenty dollars. 16 00:01:03,530 --> 00:01:06,930 - Yeah! Of course! 17 00:01:07,066 --> 00:01:10,236 Um... 18 00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:13,270 Listen. Can I borrow twenty dollars? 19 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:14,936 I'll pay you back in hugs! 20 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:18,235 - It's okay. It's on me. 21 00:01:23,883 --> 00:01:26,793 - You've got to tell me. How long before she breaks up with him? 22 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,960 - I dunno. Emily seems really happy. 23 00:01:29,088 --> 00:01:31,488 - Hey, Schlepper! What's happening? 24 00:01:31,624 --> 00:01:33,034 - Oh, hey! - Sheldon! 25 00:01:33,159 --> 00:01:38,499 - She'll dump him before the dance. - Really? 26 00:01:43,536 --> 00:01:46,106 - ♪ Used to be my mother and my sister and me ♪ 27 00:01:46,239 --> 00:01:49,209 ♪ A happy little family and all right with me ♪ 28 00:01:49,342 --> 00:01:52,512 ♪ But Mom got married that's when everything changed ♪ 29 00:01:52,645 --> 00:01:55,345 ♪ Some things were lost and others were gained ♪ 30 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:58,052 ♪ A new school, a new house ♪ 31 00:01:58,184 --> 00:02:01,294 ♪ So many changes it makes my head spin ♪ 32 00:02:01,421 --> 00:02:05,491 ♪ Now I've got a brother who gets under my skin ♪ 33 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:08,525 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 34 00:02:08,661 --> 00:02:11,701 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 35 00:02:11,831 --> 00:02:15,871 ♪ This is life with Lizzie, Edwin, George and Nora, Marti and Casey ♪ 36 00:02:16,002 --> 00:02:18,942 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 37 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:21,112 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 38 00:02:21,241 --> 00:02:24,611 I believe in facts. 39 00:02:24,744 --> 00:02:29,184 And the fact is I really hope that Max asks me to the dance! 40 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:31,075 But you didn't hear it here. 41 00:02:31,217 --> 00:02:35,117 [Doorbell] - Em? What's wrong? 42 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:39,285 - Sheldon... broke... up... with me. 43 00:02:39,425 --> 00:02:43,355 - Oh, Emily! I was so sorry to hear about the break up. 44 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:45,396 - Don't be ridiculous, Mom. 45 00:02:45,532 --> 00:02:47,472 Sheldon didn't break up with Emily. 46 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,470 - Yes he... he did. - What! 47 00:02:49,602 --> 00:02:51,842 What... I don't... I don't believe that! Hey? How did you know before me? 48 00:02:53,406 --> 00:02:55,806 - My mom. - Oh, Em... I'm so sorry! 49 00:02:55,942 --> 00:02:57,912 How did this happen? 50 00:02:58,044 --> 00:03:00,784 - I don't know! I mean, everything was going so great! 51 00:03:00,914 --> 00:03:03,824 And then, all of a sudden, Sheldon said... 52 00:03:03,950 --> 00:03:08,690 - So? What did Sheldon say? - Yeah, dish! 53 00:03:08,821 --> 00:03:11,761 - No, dish. C'mon Em. 54 00:03:11,891 --> 00:03:14,061 - Oh! 55 00:03:14,193 --> 00:03:18,733 - Don't be nosy, Edwin. We'll find out from Mom, anyway. 56 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:21,165 - Tell me all about it, Em. 57 00:03:21,301 --> 00:03:24,141 - Sheldon said he wanted to focus on his music. 58 00:03:24,270 --> 00:03:26,870 - And you believed him? - Well, of course not! 59 00:03:27,006 --> 00:03:29,806 Do you think it's me? Or maybe I just liked him too much. 60 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:31,983 - You liked him too much? 61 00:03:32,111 --> 00:03:34,581 No way! What are those? 62 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:39,824 - It's Sheldon's gym socks. It's all I have to remember him. 63 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:43,293 - Oh, uh... Em, that's really... That's disgusting. 64 00:03:43,423 --> 00:03:45,363 - It is, isn't it? - Yeah. 65 00:03:45,491 --> 00:03:47,431 - Well, it's OK. We'll get through this together. 66 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,560 Is there anything I can do for you? 67 00:03:49,696 --> 00:03:51,826 - Find out why Sheldon broke up with me. - Okay. 68 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:53,965 [Pan flute] 69 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:56,900 - Sheldon! - Can't talk. We've gotta jam. 70 00:03:57,036 --> 00:03:59,806 - With the pan flute club? Not until you spill the beans about you and Em. 71 00:03:59,939 --> 00:04:02,039 - Music is my true love now. 72 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:04,505 - Sheldon, yesterday Emily was your true love! 73 00:04:04,644 --> 00:04:06,254 - Yeah, well people change. You know? They grow apart. 74 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:09,849 - In a day? How? - Ask Emily. 75 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:13,453 - Fine. Don't tell me! But Casey McDonald is on the case. 76 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:17,356 I'll search high and low until I find out why you and Em broke up. 77 00:04:17,490 --> 00:04:19,390 - Sheldon broke up with Emily 78 00:04:19,525 --> 00:04:21,385 because he heard that Emily was gonna break up with him. 79 00:04:21,527 --> 00:04:24,757 - What? 80 00:04:24,897 --> 00:04:26,797 - I was going to break up with him? 81 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:30,003 I wasn't gonna break up with him! But I would now! 82 00:04:30,136 --> 00:04:31,836 - It's okay, Em! Cry it out! 83 00:04:31,971 --> 00:04:33,911 - Where did Sheldon hear that crazy idea? 84 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:37,080 - I'll check with gossip central. 85 00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:39,880 - Please. Like you don't know why. 86 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:41,513 - I don't know why! That's why I'm asking you. 87 00:04:41,648 --> 00:04:43,578 - Well, I'll give you a hint. 88 00:04:43,716 --> 00:04:45,416 She heard a rumor started by someone in this room. 89 00:04:45,551 --> 00:04:49,061 - You started a rumor? - Not me, you! 90 00:04:49,188 --> 00:04:51,218 - Couldn't be! - Then who? 91 00:04:51,357 --> 00:04:53,687 - If it isn't Benedict McDonald. 92 00:04:53,826 --> 00:04:56,626 - It's Benedict Arnold! And I didn't start a rumor! 93 00:04:56,763 --> 00:04:57,903 - Uh, yeah ya' did. 94 00:04:58,031 --> 00:04:59,771 - Sheldon! Oh! 95 00:04:59,899 --> 00:05:03,999 - She'll dump him before the dance. Ha! 96 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:07,037 Kendra! I was joking! 97 00:05:07,173 --> 00:05:08,573 - Good one. - Okay, fine! 98 00:05:08,708 --> 00:05:10,808 Maybe I said it, but you didn't have to spread it! 99 00:05:10,943 --> 00:05:12,483 - Who said I spread it? 100 00:05:15,481 --> 00:05:18,051 - Okay fine, so I might've shared your observations 101 00:05:18,184 --> 00:05:20,724 with one person, but... - Kendra! It's a rumor! 102 00:05:20,853 --> 00:05:21,923 - Ya' tell one person and then-- 103 00:05:30,096 --> 00:05:33,466 So it's my fault the one person I told can't keep a secret? 104 00:05:33,599 --> 00:05:37,069 - Yes! - Well, if you didn't tell her the secret 105 00:05:37,203 --> 00:05:38,403 then she wouldn't have had anything to spread, 106 00:05:38,538 --> 00:05:40,908 so if we're playing the blame game? You win. 107 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:44,910 - I can't believe I broke Emily and Sheldon up. 108 00:05:45,044 --> 00:05:47,014 - And you call yourself her best friend. 109 00:05:47,146 --> 00:05:48,976 - Uh! And it's almost Valentine's Day! 110 00:05:49,115 --> 00:05:51,615 - And I can't wait to see the Valentine's Day present from my Der-bear. 111 00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:53,691 - Present? 112 00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:04,695 - Kitchen inventory? 113 00:06:04,831 --> 00:06:06,731 - Gift shopping, actually. 114 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:08,666 I have to find a Valentine's Day gift for Kendra 115 00:06:08,801 --> 00:06:11,601 and my budget is a big fat zero. 116 00:06:11,738 --> 00:06:14,008 - Ooh! What do ya' think? 117 00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:17,340 - Well, I think you're gonna have to go to a store and spend some money on a gift. 118 00:06:17,477 --> 00:06:21,447 - No way. There has gotta be something in this house that I can give Kendra! 119 00:06:21,581 --> 00:06:25,851 - Derek, mellow! Valentine's Day is weeks away. You've got time to save. 120 00:06:25,985 --> 00:06:28,615 - Yeah, maybe in the world where people still say "mellow", 121 00:06:28,755 --> 00:06:31,485 but in this one? It's in two days. 122 00:06:31,624 --> 00:06:34,394 - Dibs on the mitts! 123 00:06:34,527 --> 00:06:36,857 - Forget it! I saw them first! - C'mon Derek, come on! 124 00:06:36,996 --> 00:06:39,796 Listen! This is my first Valentine's Day married to Nora! 125 00:06:39,932 --> 00:06:42,142 It's gotta be perfect! - Dad, she married you. 126 00:06:42,268 --> 00:06:45,068 Obviously her standards aren't that high. Get her some flowers. 127 00:06:45,204 --> 00:06:47,174 - Flowers? No! Everybody gives flowers. 128 00:06:47,306 --> 00:06:49,976 I... I need something... original. 129 00:06:50,109 --> 00:06:52,649 Yeah, when you find that something, pick up an extra one for me. 130 00:06:52,779 --> 00:06:55,749 - You know what I used to do in high school? 131 00:06:55,882 --> 00:07:00,292 I would break up with my girlfriend just before Valentine's Day 132 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,560 to save me from all that lovey-dovey stuff 133 00:07:02,688 --> 00:07:05,628 and buying the "expensive, but thoughtful" gift. 134 00:07:05,758 --> 00:07:07,588 - Um! - Uh-um, Yeah. 135 00:07:07,727 --> 00:07:11,297 I called it the pre-emptive strike. 136 00:07:11,430 --> 00:07:13,800 - That's mean. How could you? 137 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:16,573 Hey, hey! We got back together the day after Valentine's. 138 00:07:16,702 --> 00:07:20,212 Yeah, okay, it was mean. Anyway... 139 00:07:20,339 --> 00:07:22,779 I gotta go shop. 140 00:07:22,909 --> 00:07:24,939 - How could you... 141 00:07:25,077 --> 00:07:27,047 not tell me that sooner? 142 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:29,780 [Beeping] 143 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:37,763 - So, I heard you broke Emily and Sheldon up. How'd you do it? 144 00:07:37,890 --> 00:07:40,730 - I didn't! It was a rumor I accidentally started. 145 00:07:40,860 --> 00:07:44,560 - All that happened 'cuz of a rumor? Unbelievable! 146 00:07:44,697 --> 00:07:47,497 - I know! And who knew the more unbelievable the rumor 147 00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:49,503 the more likely people believe it? 148 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:51,695 - Um! 149 00:07:51,838 --> 00:07:54,208 - Hey! Successful Valentine's Day shopping? 150 00:07:54,340 --> 00:07:56,240 - Oh, yeah! Look! 151 00:07:56,375 --> 00:07:59,575 Bought myself some new pants. 152 00:07:59,712 --> 00:08:01,412 - Oooh! So, what'd you buy for Mom? 153 00:08:01,547 --> 00:08:04,277 - Nothing. Yeah, I talked to Nora and she said 154 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:07,487 she's not into all that commercial romance stuff, so I'm off the hook. 155 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:10,220 - You're kidding, right? - No. 156 00:08:10,356 --> 00:08:12,356 - George, women say they don't care what you do for Valentine's Day, 157 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,132 but trust me they totally do. 158 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:16,930 - But, why would Nora lie to me? 159 00:08:17,063 --> 00:08:19,933 - It's a test to see if you can plan the perfect evening without any pointers. 160 00:08:20,066 --> 00:08:22,536 - But, why would Nora test me? - To keep you on your toes. 161 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:24,998 Make sure you realize how important it is to keep romance alive. 162 00:08:25,137 --> 00:08:28,567 - Oh, man! I'm in trouble! 163 00:08:28,708 --> 00:08:30,508 Casey, listen... you're her daughter! 164 00:08:30,643 --> 00:08:32,383 Help me! Please? 165 00:08:32,511 --> 00:08:35,351 - Well, you seem like a good guy, so I'll tell you this: 166 00:08:35,481 --> 00:08:38,381 Mom and I are romantics, so, we'd both want the same thing. 167 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:43,718 - Uh, Casey, I think this is your fantasy. 168 00:08:43,856 --> 00:08:46,726 - Maybe not exactly the same thing. 169 00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:51,529 - Great, great! So I still need a present and plans for a romantic evening. 170 00:08:51,664 --> 00:08:54,204 - Don't worry, Dad. You'll think of something. 171 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:56,043 - Why are you so relaxed about all this? 172 00:08:56,168 --> 00:08:58,268 You know, Kendra, she seems like the romantic type to me. 173 00:08:58,404 --> 00:09:00,574 - She sure does, Der-bear. 174 00:09:00,706 --> 00:09:04,636 - Oh! It's all good. I've got a plan. 175 00:09:04,777 --> 00:09:06,007 - Yeah, right! 176 00:09:06,145 --> 00:09:08,445 - What horrible person would start a rumor 177 00:09:08,581 --> 00:09:10,621 that I wanted to break up with Sheldon? 178 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:13,120 - Ah, let's not focus on that. 179 00:09:13,252 --> 00:09:14,422 - Well, what should I focus on? 180 00:09:14,553 --> 00:09:17,923 - Making sure Sheldon knows the truth. 181 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:20,487 - You're right. Could you talk to him for me? 182 00:09:20,626 --> 00:09:22,396 - It's the least I can do. 183 00:09:22,528 --> 00:09:25,328 Sheldon. I need to talk to you about Emily. 184 00:09:25,464 --> 00:09:27,374 - She wants me back, uh? - Yeah. 185 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:30,340 - Yeah, well I'm not surprised. Girls always want what they can't have. 186 00:09:30,469 --> 00:09:33,209 - Uh... where'd you hear that? 187 00:09:33,339 --> 00:09:36,039 - I read it in a book called "Girls Always Want What They Can't Have". 188 00:09:36,175 --> 00:09:38,535 - Oh, okay, um... Well, Emily really misses you. 189 00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:40,748 - Well, then why did she tell everyone that she wanted to break up with me? 190 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:44,650 - She didn't! It was a stupid rumor and... I started it. 191 00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:47,194 - So I didn't have to break up with her? 192 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:50,360 - Wh... why would you do that? You really hate me that much? 193 00:09:50,489 --> 00:09:52,689 - No! No! Sheldon, not at all! 194 00:09:52,825 --> 00:09:55,485 You're a great guy. I really like you. A lot. 195 00:09:55,628 --> 00:09:58,758 I wish I had a guy as great as you. 196 00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:00,398 - You do? 197 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:04,343 - Casey McDonald, I didn't know you cared. 198 00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:06,140 - Cared about what? 199 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:09,642 - Me! Come on, why else would you start that rumor, uh? 200 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:12,505 To be honest I... I had you pegged as a "goody-goody". 201 00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:15,845 Who knew you could be such a "baddy-baddy"? 202 00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:19,392 - Ooh! Okay, no! Um... no, You don't understand what I'm-- 203 00:10:19,518 --> 00:10:21,488 - No, no! I understand perfectly. 204 00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:23,520 And, hey... don't be so hard on yourself, uh? 205 00:10:23,656 --> 00:10:25,686 Crushing the Schlepper can really mess with your mind. 206 00:10:25,825 --> 00:10:27,185 It can even make you turn on your best friend? 207 00:10:27,326 --> 00:10:29,426 - Well, she's not my best friend anymore. 208 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:31,532 - Em, I... I can explain. 209 00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:34,904 - No thanks. And I never want to speak to either of you ever again! 210 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,165 - So, I guess we're really broken up, uh? 211 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:45,407 Man, the Thompson High "power couples" are really dropping like flies. 212 00:10:45,544 --> 00:10:47,454 I mean, first me and Emily, 213 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:48,650 then Kendra and Derek. 214 00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:50,321 - Kendra and Derek? 215 00:10:50,449 --> 00:10:52,419 - Yeah. I heard he's gonna break up with her. 216 00:10:52,551 --> 00:10:56,021 - Derek's breaking up with Kendra? 217 00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:59,085 - Derek's breaking up with me? 218 00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:06,470 - Can I get two tickets? 219 00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:09,599 - Here. Take 'em all. 220 00:11:09,735 --> 00:11:12,435 Max! - And, uh... I need to talk to you. 221 00:11:12,571 --> 00:11:14,741 - I'd love to go to the dance with you! 222 00:11:14,874 --> 00:11:18,344 - That's what I need to talk to you about. I'm going with Kendra. 223 00:11:18,477 --> 00:11:20,247 - What? But... why? 224 00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:22,309 - I saw her crying in the hall about Derek 225 00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:25,218 and I asked her what was wrong and before I knew it... 226 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:27,191 she'd asked me to the dance. 227 00:11:27,319 --> 00:11:29,719 - Oh. 228 00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:31,185 - And I heard you were going with Sheldon. 229 00:11:31,323 --> 00:11:34,563 - Schlepper! It's not true! 230 00:11:34,693 --> 00:11:35,803 Tell Kendra you changed your mind. 231 00:11:35,928 --> 00:11:38,498 - I couldn't take the crying. 232 00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:44,974 - Before you say anything I just wanna say that... 233 00:11:45,104 --> 00:11:48,874 I am so sorry I asked Max to the dance! 234 00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:51,808 It's just that I heard that Derek was gonna break up with me 235 00:11:51,944 --> 00:11:54,084 and I figured that since you were going with Sheldon-- 236 00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:57,153 - I'm not going with Sheldon. I would never do that to Emily! 237 00:11:57,283 --> 00:11:59,893 - Well, you did start that rumor about her and Sheldon. 238 00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:01,489 - Kendra, it was a joke! 239 00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:03,960 - Oh, yeah... yeah. 240 00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:07,260 - Rumors are ruining my life. - I feel for you. 241 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,303 I mean, first, the one about Sheldon and then the one 242 00:12:09,428 --> 00:12:12,298 about you getting kicked outta your old school for pulling the fire alarm. 243 00:12:12,431 --> 00:12:16,301 - What? - But, but no one believed that one. 244 00:12:16,435 --> 00:12:19,205 [School bell] 245 00:12:21,006 --> 00:12:24,906 - You pulled the fire alarm at your old school? 246 00:12:25,044 --> 00:12:27,714 - You heard that? And you believed it? 247 00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:31,717 - Eh... No. But Mrs. Peterson from the History Department, she loves to talk! 248 00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:36,191 And I shouldn't. - I can't believe people believe 249 00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:39,192 everything they hear whether it's true or not. 250 00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:41,755 - Why don't you focus on fixing the damage the rumors caused 251 00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:44,564 instead of just focusing on the rumors themselves? 252 00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:48,397 - You're right. I know just what to do. 253 00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:51,204 - What? - C'mon I wouldn't tell anyone! 254 00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:53,507 Unless of course it was so good that I... 255 00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:55,369 Look, I'm kidding! I'm kidding! 256 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:59,678 - Edwin! Why is everyone at school asking me to do "the robot"? 257 00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:01,882 - Cuz they think you have a bionic leg. 258 00:13:02,014 --> 00:13:04,624 - And why would they think that? - 'Cuz I told them you did. 259 00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:07,250 - Why? - 'Cuz I had a nice chat with Casey about rumors, 260 00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:10,086 so I decided to start one of my own. 261 00:13:10,222 --> 00:13:12,162 - Ah! I don't believe it! 262 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:15,691 - You heard about my bionic leg? - Yeah, Emily's mom blabbed. 263 00:13:15,828 --> 00:13:18,198 But what I really don't believe is Zack's Ziti Hut is booked 264 00:13:18,330 --> 00:13:21,030 for Valentine's Day! It's the last restaurant 265 00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:23,197 in the phone book! I'm in trouble! 266 00:13:23,335 --> 00:13:26,165 - You're not the only one. 267 00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:30,177 You are so annoying! 268 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:33,979 - Hey! Ice cream? 269 00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:35,783 - What, did you drop my toothbrush in the toilet again? 270 00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:38,515 - No. I just figured you could use some cheering up 271 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:41,221 what with all the rumors and... the break-up. 272 00:13:41,353 --> 00:13:44,263 - Score! Ha! Ha! 273 00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:46,790 Hey! You win some, you lose some. 274 00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:49,196 Unlike girls, guys don't need to eat ice cream 275 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,298 and listen to angry chick rock to move on. 276 00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:53,670 - So, wait... You were gonna break up with Kendra? 277 00:13:53,799 --> 00:13:56,469 - Nope. - But you weren't surprised Kendra broke up with you? 278 00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:59,912 - Ah, absolutely not. - Okay, what did you do? 279 00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:02,939 - Okay, this doesn't leave the room. 280 00:14:03,075 --> 00:14:06,305 I spread a rumor saying I wanted to break up with Kendra, 281 00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:08,405 so she would break up with me first. 282 00:14:08,547 --> 00:14:11,877 I call it the pre-pre-emptive strike. 283 00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:14,917 - And you did this for what I can only assume would be a terrible reason? 284 00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:16,264 - To avoid buying her a Valentine's Day gift. 285 00:14:16,388 --> 00:14:18,918 - I don't believe it! 286 00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:21,358 Only you would come up with an idea that... twisted. 287 00:14:21,493 --> 00:14:23,403 - Actually, Dad did it all the time in high school. 288 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,999 - What? He better have matured since then! 289 00:14:26,131 --> 00:14:27,701 And you better get back together with Kendra. 290 00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:30,973 - I will. After Valentine's Day. - But by then it might be too late! 291 00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:33,173 Kendra retaliated to your pre-pre-emptive strike 292 00:14:33,305 --> 00:14:35,205 by post-pre-emptive striking on Max! 293 00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:38,381 - Uh? - Kendra asked Max to the dance. 294 00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:40,480 - What? - Yeah. - No, no! 295 00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:42,283 See, that wasn't part of the plan. 296 00:14:42,414 --> 00:14:44,284 Kendra was supposed to be heartbroken for a couple of days 297 00:14:44,416 --> 00:14:46,346 and then take me back with open arms. 298 00:14:46,485 --> 00:14:48,485 - Oh, look at this! - Thanks for the advice, Dad. 299 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,421 - You're welcome. Hey! Check it out! 300 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:53,826 I found it! The perfect Valentine's Day gift for Nora. Ha! Ha! Ha! 301 00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:55,889 - A blender? - Yeah, yeah! 302 00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:58,458 Because it represents the blending of our two families. 303 00:14:58,597 --> 00:15:02,597 - A symbolic appliance? - No good? 304 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,235 - Not unless you want your first Valentine's Day with Nora to be your last. 305 00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:08,041 - And don't you dare break up with her! 306 00:15:10,509 --> 00:15:12,279 - Oh! 307 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,356 - Is the dance cancelled? 308 00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:27,661 - I wish! 'Cuz I'm the only one going by myself! 309 00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:29,763 - Oh, so wrong. 310 00:15:29,895 --> 00:15:31,725 You are going to have the hottest date there. 311 00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:33,374 - I thought Max was going with Kendra. 312 00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:35,099 - Um! 313 00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:39,074 - Oh! Well as long as we're going together for the right reasons. 314 00:15:39,204 --> 00:15:41,214 - To make Kendra and Sheldon jealous. 315 00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:43,580 - Sounds right to me. - Then it's settled. 316 00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:45,909 - Well, not exactly. 317 00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:49,615 See, as a school president I'm supposed to help find chaperones for the dance. 318 00:15:49,748 --> 00:15:52,078 Know any adults willing to cancel their Valentine's Day plans? 319 00:15:52,217 --> 00:15:55,417 - Actually, I do. 320 00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:59,164 - Derek, you were supposed to ask Kendra! 321 00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,991 - Oh, but aren't you happy that your best friend has a date to the dance? 322 00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:05,857 - I guess so, but... now I'm the only one flying solo. 323 00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:10,068 - Not anymore. I'm here to let you ask me to the dance. 324 00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:12,202 [Laughing] 325 00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:13,308 - Oh, that's rich! 326 00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:15,509 Good one! 327 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:19,481 - Sheldon, um... you know that's sweet, but uh... I can't because... 328 00:16:19,611 --> 00:16:24,151 I have to, um... I have to... wash my hair. 329 00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:26,723 - Yeah, it is looking a little greasy. 330 00:16:26,852 --> 00:16:28,222 - But don't you think it's the least you can do 331 00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:31,524 after breaking me and Em up? I'm not used to being alone. 332 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:35,727 This whole process is very... difficult... for me. 333 00:16:35,861 --> 00:16:39,801 It's not every day a guy gets his heart broken. 334 00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:42,842 - Fine, Sheldon. Yes, I will go to the dance with you. 335 00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:52,276 - So you are going with Sheldon? 336 00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:56,581 - N... no! I... I wasn't. 337 00:16:56,715 --> 00:16:59,715 Why should you care who I go to the dance with when you're going with Kendra? 338 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,992 - Casey, you know the only reason I'm going with her 339 00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:03,291 is because I didn't want to hurt her feelings. 340 00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:08,662 - But it's okay to hurt mine? - No. It isn't. 341 00:17:31,316 --> 00:17:33,616 [Dance music] 342 00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:47,998 - Ah, asking me to a school dance. How sweet are you? 343 00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:50,203 - Very. 344 00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:52,165 - And it was really sweet of you to cancel your big plans 345 00:17:52,304 --> 00:17:55,944 for Valentine's Day so we could chaperone the school dance. 346 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,175 - Anything for the children. 347 00:17:57,309 --> 00:17:58,609 - Um. 348 00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,784 - Who's that guy dancing with Casey? 349 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,053 - Oh, that's Sheldon. According to Emily's mom, 350 00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:04,952 when Kendra and Derek broke up, 351 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,994 Kendra asked Max to the dance, 352 00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:10,289 so instead of going solo, Casey said she'd go with Sheldon. 353 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,322 - Kendra and Derek broke up? - Yeah. 354 00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:14,888 - I hope it didn't have anything to do with a pre-emptive strike. 355 00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:19,057 - Who told you? - Oh, also Emily's mom. 356 00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:22,498 - Ah. - She's quite the gossip. - Yeah, I know. 357 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:32,781 [Slow dance music] 358 00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:40,088 - Oh, Sheldon, um... I'd love to! 359 00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:42,619 But, uh... I can't because my step-dad doesn't allow 360 00:18:42,754 --> 00:18:44,594 slow dancing before marriage. 361 00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:46,763 - Look if you're embarrassed 362 00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:49,762 to dance with me, I understand, that's fine. 363 00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:52,425 - Come on. 364 00:19:03,575 --> 00:19:05,875 - She looks beautiful, doesn't she? 365 00:19:06,011 --> 00:19:08,681 - Yeah, she does. 366 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:13,924 - I'm having a great time. - What does she see in that goof? 367 00:19:14,052 --> 00:19:16,422 - Do you think Sheldon really likes Casey? 368 00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:19,455 - I have a way we can find out. 369 00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:27,626 - Hands off my woman! 370 00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:29,766 - I'm not your woman! I'm your ex-woman! 371 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,972 And you're dancing with my rumor-starting ex-best friend. 372 00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:34,044 - No, I'm not! - It's true, he's not! 373 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,673 And, just so you know, he talked about you the whole time. 374 00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:37,537 - Yeah! And Casey didn't mean to start that rumor! 375 00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,806 It was all just one big giant mistake! 376 00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:42,745 - Really? - Really. 377 00:19:42,881 --> 00:19:45,251 I'm so sorry I'll never tell Kendra anything again, she... 378 00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:47,324 just, she blew it out-- - Yeah, yeah! We're all sorry. 379 00:19:47,452 --> 00:19:50,792 That's wonderful. Emily, my Little Squirrel, 380 00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:51,893 will you take me back? 381 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,834 - Yes, I will. 382 00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:56,189 As long as you promise never to call me little squirrel again. 383 00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:05,144 - You started a rumor about breaking up with me 384 00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:07,770 so I'd break up with you so that you wouldn't have to buy me a Valentine's Day gift? 385 00:20:07,906 --> 00:20:10,776 - Casey! 386 00:20:10,909 --> 00:20:17,719 Ah, sugar muffin! You can't believe everything you hear! 387 00:20:17,849 --> 00:20:20,719 - Ah, yeah you can! So, what do you have to say for yourself? 388 00:20:20,852 --> 00:20:25,962 - I really like you, but... I hate shopping. 389 00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:29,163 Am I forgiven? 390 00:20:29,294 --> 00:20:32,604 - Not without a really nice store-bought gift. 391 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:35,471 - Okay. 392 00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:38,001 Do you have a blender? 393 00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:42,368 - Hey. - Hey. 394 00:20:42,507 --> 00:20:43,837 - [Both]: I'm sorry... 395 00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:46,546 - Ha! - Ha! For yelling at you in the hall. 396 00:20:46,678 --> 00:20:48,348 - And I'm sorry for agreeing to go with Kendra. 397 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:51,420 And believing all those Sheldon rumors. 398 00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:53,090 And that one about the fire alarm? 399 00:20:53,218 --> 00:20:55,548 - Max! Do you promise to 400 00:20:55,687 --> 00:20:57,617 never listen to stupid rumors again? 401 00:20:57,756 --> 00:21:00,126 - What about the one that you like me? 402 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,829 - Well... 403 00:21:02,961 --> 00:21:04,831 that one's true. 404 00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:11,367 [Dance music] 405 00:21:25,684 --> 00:21:28,394 - Why did you tell everyone at school I have a colony of foot warts? 406 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,490 - To teach you a lesson. 407 00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:32,062 It's not nice to spread rumors about people. 408 00:21:32,190 --> 00:21:35,390 - Oh! Well, uh... thanks. - Thanks? 409 00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:37,997 - Yeah! I'm excused from gym until my feet heal! 410 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,770 I can't believe how gullible people are. 411 00:21:40,899 --> 00:21:44,199 I even spread a rumor at the high school and everyone believed it. 412 00:21:44,336 --> 00:21:47,206 - That rumor didn't have anything to do with me 413 00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:50,139 pulling a fire alarm at my last school and getting expelled, did it? 414 00:21:50,275 --> 00:21:54,605 - Yeah. - But you've changed since then. 415 00:21:54,746 --> 00:22:00,046 You're a kinder, gentler Casey now, right? 416 00:22:00,185 --> 00:22:01,745 - Guess again. 417 00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:09,562 Closed Captioning by SETTE inc. 418 00:22:11,329 --> 00:22:13,399 - So, I heard you broke out... 419 00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:18,804 - He's making lovey-dovey faces at me. 420 00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:24,878 [Laughing] 421 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:27,610 - I mean... 422 00:22:29,715 --> 00:22:32,075 [Laughing] 423 00:22:40,325 --> 00:22:43,155 - ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 424 00:22:43,295 --> 00:22:45,525 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 425 00:22:45,575 --> 00:22:50,125 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34258

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