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Well, then... 10 00:00:43,410 --> 00:00:46,410 How 'bout a regular party with regular presents? 11 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:49,046 - Ed, your birthday's not for another 3 months. 12 00:00:49,182 --> 00:00:52,192 - And if anybody should be having a party, it should be me! 13 00:00:52,318 --> 00:00:54,088 - We didn't throw you a birthday party this year? 14 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:56,720 - Remember, you were partied out from your wedding? 15 00:00:56,856 --> 00:00:59,686 - Oh! - Oh yeah. I'm sorry, kiddo. 16 00:00:59,826 --> 00:01:02,256 - Well, why don't you throw an 'Early for Ed, 17 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:04,395 Late for Liz' joint birthday party? 18 00:01:04,531 --> 00:01:07,831 - Works for me. - Yeah! Par-tay! 19 00:01:07,967 --> 00:01:10,197 - Oooh, Liz! Your first mixed party! 20 00:01:10,336 --> 00:01:12,536 That would be so fun! 21 00:01:12,672 --> 00:01:15,282 - Oh, it'll be great as long as I'm not invited. 22 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:17,278 - Well, I'm in if Nora's in. - I'm in. 23 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:19,250 - Ah, sweet! 24 00:01:19,379 --> 00:01:21,579 Some of your friends are q-t's. 25 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:24,718 ♪♪♪ 26 00:01:24,851 --> 00:01:27,491 - Maybe this isn't a good idea... 27 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:31,220 - You guys do know what you're up against here, right? 28 00:01:31,357 --> 00:01:33,187 I mean, 'tweens are a tough crowd. 29 00:01:33,326 --> 00:01:36,356 - Oh c'mon. I think we can plan a kid's party. 30 00:01:36,496 --> 00:01:38,896 - Yeah! Loot bags, streamers. 31 00:01:39,032 --> 00:01:41,402 - Mom, we're cooler than that. - What's a "'tween"? 32 00:01:41,534 --> 00:01:45,144 - A 'tween is a freaky, stinky 33 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:49,281 half-teen, half-kid mutant. 34 00:01:49,409 --> 00:01:52,409 [Roaring] 35 00:01:52,545 --> 00:01:58,885 - We're having a mutant party? Cool! 36 00:01:59,018 --> 00:02:01,588 - ♪ Used to be my mother and my sister and me ♪ 37 00:02:01,721 --> 00:02:04,691 ♪ A happy little family and all right with me ♪ 38 00:02:04,824 --> 00:02:08,034 ♪ But Mom got married that's when everything changed ♪ 39 00:02:08,161 --> 00:02:10,861 ♪ Some things were lost and others were gained ♪ 40 00:02:10,997 --> 00:02:13,567 ♪ A new school, a new house ♪ 41 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:16,800 ♪ So many changes it makes my head spin ♪ 42 00:02:16,936 --> 00:02:21,036 ♪ Now I've got a brother who gets under my skin ♪ 43 00:02:21,174 --> 00:02:24,084 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 44 00:02:24,210 --> 00:02:27,250 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 45 00:02:27,380 --> 00:02:31,420 ♪ This is life with Lizzie, Edwin, George and Nora, Marti and Casey ♪ 46 00:02:31,551 --> 00:02:34,491 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 47 00:02:34,621 --> 00:02:37,121 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 48 00:02:37,257 --> 00:02:40,657 hey play tag or pull each other's hair. 49 00:02:40,793 --> 00:02:43,163 Pre-teens? Shy and cautious. 50 00:02:43,296 --> 00:02:45,266 But teenagers? 51 00:02:45,398 --> 00:02:48,468 Far more mature and honest about our feelings. 52 00:02:53,206 --> 00:02:55,136 - Looking for anyone special? 53 00:02:55,275 --> 00:02:58,075 - Huh? No, no! Um, hi Kendra. 54 00:02:58,211 --> 00:03:01,451 - 'Cuz I heard you've developed a sudden interest in football? 55 00:03:01,581 --> 00:03:03,081 Especially the quarterback. 56 00:03:03,216 --> 00:03:05,146 - Derek told you Max has been calling? 57 00:03:05,285 --> 00:03:08,815 - Yeah. So, c'mon, what's the deal with you and 'Maximus-Hotteus'? 58 00:03:08,955 --> 00:03:10,985 - I dunno. We haven't gone out, but I think he kinda likes me, so I have to be extra careful. 59 00:03:11,124 --> 00:03:13,034 - Of what? 60 00:03:13,159 --> 00:03:16,159 - I have this habit of embarrassing myself around guys I like. 61 00:03:17,730 --> 00:03:19,070 - Hi. 62 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:23,300 - Max! Hi, umm... You know Kendra. 63 00:03:23,436 --> 00:03:26,536 - 'Course. Um, so you coming to the football game Saturday? 64 00:03:26,673 --> 00:03:29,413 - Are you kidding? I love football. 65 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:32,452 - Great. I'll see ya' there. After the game, we'll hang out. 66 00:03:32,579 --> 00:03:35,519 - He asked you out! 67 00:03:35,648 --> 00:03:38,748 - I know! This is a disaster! 68 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:41,015 - Okay, ya' lost me. - Think about it. 69 00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:43,024 I meet Max after the game. 70 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:45,256 Max has played football, I've watched him play football. 71 00:03:45,391 --> 00:03:47,061 Football's bound to come up in conversation. 72 00:03:47,193 --> 00:03:49,563 I know nothing about football. 73 00:03:49,696 --> 00:03:53,026 - So? Just say, 'great game' if they win and terrible game' if they lose. 74 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:56,196 - Please, I can't fake it. He'll find out I don't know my kick-ups from my touch-ons! 75 00:03:56,336 --> 00:03:59,006 - Um, you mean kickoffs and touchdowns. 76 00:03:59,138 --> 00:04:01,068 - You know about football? Teach me! 77 00:04:01,207 --> 00:04:04,337 - Oh, that's all I know, but you do live with a sports nut. 78 00:04:04,477 --> 00:04:07,607 - Derek? That's totally nuts! He would never help me! 79 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:11,277 - Oh, I think he would. If I told him to. 80 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,820 - Ahhh! Wait'll you hear our party pitches 81 00:04:15,955 --> 00:04:18,285 cuz we are all over this 'tween-party-scene! 82 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:21,364 - Yeah! Our first par-tay concept is called... 83 00:04:21,494 --> 00:04:24,134 "L and M": lunch and a movie. 84 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,934 - Ah, which movie? 85 00:04:26,065 --> 00:04:28,735 - The one with the talking dump truck. - Mud-mouth! 86 00:04:28,868 --> 00:04:32,208 - Perfect for your age and only 88 minutes, leaving plenty of pizza time. 87 00:04:32,338 --> 00:04:35,708 - Good try, but I already saw that movie at Jeremy's party. 88 00:04:35,842 --> 00:04:38,412 - And pizza's so played out. 89 00:04:38,544 --> 00:04:40,054 You know, some originality would be good. 90 00:04:40,179 --> 00:04:41,709 - You want originality? 91 00:04:41,848 --> 00:04:44,548 Then you are going to love par-tay concept numero du-ay. 92 00:04:46,653 --> 00:04:48,623 Bow and ling. 93 00:04:48,755 --> 00:04:51,115 - Oh, yeah! Some five-pin action, 94 00:04:51,257 --> 00:04:53,357 burgers, dogs, fries! 95 00:04:53,493 --> 00:04:56,503 - Bowling parties are great! Which is why... 96 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:58,559 Sandy Chang had one last month. 97 00:04:58,698 --> 00:05:01,168 - Yeah, not as good as Zach's paintball party. 98 00:05:01,300 --> 00:05:04,670 - Or Suzie's laser tag party! - We'll never keep up with the Joneses. 99 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:06,814 - Oh, you mean Teddy Jones? 100 00:05:06,939 --> 00:05:09,109 Yeah, his party was at a Maple Leafs game! 101 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:11,142 - Guys, this is not a competition! 102 00:05:11,277 --> 00:05:13,607 - Ah, ha, yeah it is! 103 00:05:13,746 --> 00:05:16,876 Kids are judged on the quality of their birthday parties. 104 00:05:17,016 --> 00:05:19,016 So, ah, what else ya' got? 105 00:05:22,555 --> 00:05:27,225 - Ah... Oooh, I've got it! A dance party! Right here. 106 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:29,930 - Well, I am a very good dancer. 107 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:32,133 - I haven't been to any dance birthday parties yet. 108 00:05:32,265 --> 00:05:34,595 - Well, then we have a winner! - Fabulous! 109 00:05:34,734 --> 00:05:36,704 - And Lizzie can save the last dance 110 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:40,836 for a certain someone whose name rhymes with shmamie. 111 00:05:40,973 --> 00:05:43,113 - Too bad you'll be dancing with a limp! 112 00:05:43,242 --> 00:05:45,212 - Eep. 113 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:47,945 - You are so obnoxious. Come back here and face the music! 114 00:05:50,116 --> 00:05:51,916 - Studying the sports section. 115 00:05:52,051 --> 00:05:54,221 You can suck the fun out of anything. 116 00:05:54,353 --> 00:05:56,163 - I was trying to learn about football. 117 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:57,759 - Yeah I heard. 118 00:05:57,890 --> 00:06:00,290 So get your pencil out 'cuz class is in session. 119 00:06:00,426 --> 00:06:04,296 - Kendra convinced you to help me? 120 00:06:04,430 --> 00:06:08,330 - You try saying no after 20 minutes of: Der-bear? Der-bear, please, please Der-bear... 121 00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:10,938 - Okay. I get it. 122 00:06:11,070 --> 00:06:12,970 - 'Kay, let's get this over with. Let's start with the quarterback. 123 00:06:13,106 --> 00:06:15,676 - Oooh! - Question? Yeah? - Question, um... 124 00:06:15,808 --> 00:06:18,308 Do 2 quarterbacks make a halfback? 125 00:06:20,413 --> 00:06:23,123 - Uh... yeah. Absolutely right. 126 00:06:25,985 --> 00:06:28,385 [Crowd cheering] 127 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,331 - Okay Lizard, 128 00:06:33,459 --> 00:06:36,229 on your guest list we have Amanda, Stephanie, Leanne... 129 00:06:36,362 --> 00:06:38,232 - Ah, that's not my guest list. 130 00:06:38,364 --> 00:06:40,604 - All girls, Ed? 131 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:42,973 - Just helping my odds with the ladies, Dad. 132 00:06:43,102 --> 00:06:46,772 - But, this is a boy-girl dance party and Lizzie's list is all girls: 133 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:49,936 Gabby, Rebecca, Christine, Jamie... 134 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:51,336 - Dad, Jamie's no girl. 135 00:06:51,477 --> 00:06:53,407 - Yeah, he's my new friend. 136 00:06:53,546 --> 00:06:54,846 - Oh! [Phone ringing] 137 00:06:54,981 --> 00:06:56,981 Could this be a new, 138 00:06:57,116 --> 00:06:59,346 special friend? 139 00:06:59,485 --> 00:07:02,155 - No! He's just a new regular friend. 140 00:07:02,288 --> 00:07:05,588 - [Marti]: Lizzie! Your new special friend's on the phone! 141 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:09,957 - And... continue. 142 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:12,526 - 'Kay, so the quarterback tries to bypass the 'flinger' 143 00:07:12,665 --> 00:07:15,565 to get to his 'flonger' to score a 'flingflong.' 144 00:07:15,701 --> 00:07:17,601 - A flingflong? What's a flingflong? 145 00:07:17,737 --> 00:07:20,737 - 6 points. 7 if you kick the extra flong. 146 00:07:20,873 --> 00:07:23,083 - Why does it sound like you're making this up? 147 00:07:23,209 --> 00:07:25,439 - Because you don't watch football. 148 00:07:25,578 --> 00:07:28,848 Some people don't even know that the object of the game is to get rid of the ball. 149 00:07:28,981 --> 00:07:32,251 - I thought the whole idea was to hold onto the ball. 150 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:34,745 - Nobody wants the football. Why do you think they call it a pigskin? 151 00:07:34,887 --> 00:07:37,817 - Ew! Good point. 152 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:40,857 - 'Kay. What are two ways to get rid of that disgusting pigskin? 153 00:07:40,993 --> 00:07:43,333 - Oh, okay, um -- throw the pigskin to the pork belly, 154 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,333 or run it into the touchdown! 155 00:07:45,464 --> 00:07:47,474 - Flingflong! 156 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:50,070 Your boyfriend is going to be shocked by your knowledge. 157 00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:52,573 - Max is not my boyfriend... 158 00:07:52,705 --> 00:07:56,235 Yet. - [Liz]: Jamie is not my boyfriend! 159 00:07:56,375 --> 00:07:59,075 - Fine! I take it back! Mercy! 160 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:02,682 Uncle! Derek! Help! - Do your worst Liz! 161 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:05,045 - Derek! What is going on here? - Get off! 162 00:08:05,184 --> 00:08:07,094 Well, all I said was that Jamie-- 163 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:09,620 - Finish that sentence and you're finished! - Ah, Liz, ah... 164 00:08:09,755 --> 00:08:11,415 Can I please see you in my room? 165 00:08:16,128 --> 00:08:18,358 - Ignore Edwin, Liz. You know girls mature faster than boys. 166 00:08:18,497 --> 00:08:21,097 - Boys mature? When? 167 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:23,104 - I wish I knew. 168 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:26,566 Anyway, speaking of boys, who's Jamie? 169 00:08:26,706 --> 00:08:29,106 - Not you too! Jamie's my friend. 170 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:31,082 Guys and girls can be friends, ya' know! 171 00:08:31,210 --> 00:08:34,280 - Of course they can. But if there ever was a guy you liked... 172 00:08:34,413 --> 00:08:36,453 - You'll be the first to know. - Good! 173 00:08:36,582 --> 00:08:38,952 Well until you have some juicy guy talk, do you wanna hear mine? 174 00:08:39,085 --> 00:08:41,045 - Sure. - So, you know Max? 175 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:43,417 I'm gonna watch him play football Saturday afternoon 176 00:08:43,556 --> 00:08:46,026 and we're gonna hang out after! It might even be a date! 177 00:08:46,158 --> 00:08:50,098 Oh. So, you're gonna miss the party? 178 00:08:50,229 --> 00:08:52,099 Your birthday party! 179 00:08:52,231 --> 00:08:54,201 Oh, I'm so sorry, Liz! 180 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:57,073 When I like a guy, I kinda get brain-freeze! But I could cancel! 181 00:08:57,203 --> 00:09:00,643 - No, don't. The party's no big deal. 182 00:09:00,773 --> 00:09:03,743 - [Edwin]: Man, this party's gonna be huge! 183 00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:06,246 So? What d'ya think? 184 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:08,309 - Yes! You are a dork. 185 00:09:08,447 --> 00:09:12,247 - I was asking about my party outfit. 186 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:15,915 - Is it a costume party? - No. 187 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:18,385 'Kay, forget about how you look, just, 188 00:09:18,524 --> 00:09:23,234 ah, make sure your breath is fresh. - Uhhh... Why? 189 00:09:23,362 --> 00:09:26,732 - 'Cuz at my first boy/girl party, ho! It was make-out city. 190 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:29,900 Just make sure you're ready. 191 00:09:30,036 --> 00:09:31,936 - Me? Well... 192 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:35,341 I- I was born ready. 193 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:42,045 ♪♪♪ 194 00:09:50,022 --> 00:09:51,062 I... uh... 195 00:09:51,190 --> 00:09:54,460 Derek, I... It was ju- I... 196 00:09:58,731 --> 00:10:00,971 - This is gonna be the tween party of the year! 197 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,900 - Yeah. But why do I feel like we're forgetting something? 198 00:10:04,036 --> 00:10:06,066 - Okay, I'm off! 199 00:10:06,205 --> 00:10:08,905 I've got my football crib sheets and I'm ready for the opening groin-kick! 200 00:10:09,041 --> 00:10:11,981 - The what-now? - Yeah, I know, it sounds weird but Derek said-- 201 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:14,351 - Casey, ah, your football game and my hockey game's about to start, 202 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:16,680 so we better go! Go-go-go-go-go! 203 00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:19,416 - Has anyone seen my monkey? 204 00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:21,992 - Ask Edwin. 205 00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:25,486 - Oooh! Good luck, Mom! - Thanks. 206 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,655 - Hi. 207 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:30,634 - Where are the guests of honor? 208 00:10:30,763 --> 00:10:32,033 - Oh! That's what we forgot. 209 00:10:32,164 --> 00:10:35,404 Ah, Edwin! Lizzie! - Want me to go get her? 210 00:10:35,534 --> 00:10:39,014 - What's wrong, Jamie? Can't wait to see your girlfriend? 211 00:10:41,407 --> 00:10:43,237 - Hey gang! Come on in. 212 00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:49,219 - I was just, ah... 213 00:10:49,348 --> 00:10:51,418 - Hiding? Join the club. 214 00:10:51,550 --> 00:10:53,390 - Mom and George aren't gonna be happy. 215 00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:56,019 - Well, hey! It's our party and we'll hide if we want to. 216 00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:57,555 - [Mom]: Edwin! Lizzie! 217 00:10:57,690 --> 00:10:59,860 - Shut the door, shut the door! 218 00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:07,070 ♪♪♪ 219 00:11:13,272 --> 00:11:15,072 - I tried threatening, bribing 220 00:11:15,207 --> 00:11:17,077 and then some more threatening, but they still won't come out. 221 00:11:17,209 --> 00:11:20,809 - That's ridiculous! George, you've got to make them come down. 222 00:11:20,946 --> 00:11:23,446 - You mean toss one over each shoulder and carry them downstairs? 223 00:11:23,582 --> 00:11:27,092 - Ah, don't be silly. You're not nearly strong enough. 224 00:11:27,219 --> 00:11:30,059 - So what are you in here for? 225 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:33,259 - What's the difference? I don't care about this party, anyway! 226 00:11:33,392 --> 00:11:36,262 - Yeah. Me neither. 227 00:11:36,395 --> 00:11:39,125 But, ah, won't your friend be mad if you don't show? 228 00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:41,525 - I hope so. Then he won't be my friend anymore and everyone'll 229 00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:43,637 stop bugging us about being boyfriend and girlfriend! 230 00:11:43,769 --> 00:11:45,639 Including you! 231 00:11:45,771 --> 00:11:47,511 - Yeah... Sorry about that. 232 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:51,010 - Don't be sorry, just... King me! 233 00:11:51,143 --> 00:11:53,253 - There you are! 234 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,549 I've been looking everywhere for you! 235 00:11:55,681 --> 00:11:58,981 I missed you Sir-Monks-A-Lot! 236 00:11:59,118 --> 00:12:01,548 - Sir? 237 00:12:01,687 --> 00:12:04,057 That's not a girl monkey? 238 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,929 - I am the biggest loser ever! 239 00:12:10,796 --> 00:12:14,526 Ah, hi everyone. Having fun? 240 00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:24,378 - Casey, what happened? 241 00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:27,410 - It's over. Max. My life. My dignity. 242 00:12:27,546 --> 00:12:29,376 After I congratulated Max on his 243 00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:31,545 flingflonging, I followed him into the locker room at half time 244 00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:33,494 because I thought the game was over! 245 00:12:33,619 --> 00:12:35,019 - What did he think? 246 00:12:35,154 --> 00:12:36,394 - No idea. 247 00:12:36,522 --> 00:12:38,522 But his teammates sure had a good laugh. 248 00:12:38,657 --> 00:12:41,587 Can you believe I asked Derek to explain football? - No, I can't, 249 00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:43,597 but can we deal with that later? 250 00:12:43,729 --> 00:12:45,599 You're the only one who can save this from becoming 251 00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:47,801 the birthday party fiasco of the year! 252 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:50,143 And of Lizzie and Edwin's life! 253 00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:55,739 - Edwin, Lizzie, please come out. 254 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:57,805 - [Ed]: We're not in here. 255 00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:59,583 - Edwin, she already knows we're in here. 256 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:01,682 - Lizzie, Jamie's looking for you. 257 00:13:01,814 --> 00:13:04,024 And Edwin, there are tons of cute girls for you to dance with. 258 00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:06,050 - Now I'm never coming out! 259 00:13:06,185 --> 00:13:08,185 - Me neither! 260 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:12,190 Come on, guys! You gotta come out! 261 00:13:12,324 --> 00:13:16,434 Okay guys, um... Edwin and Lizzie are a little party-shy. 262 00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:19,832 But I bet they'll come down when they hear us having the best time ever! 263 00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:21,495 - [All 3]: Yeah! 264 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,544 [Cricket chirping] 265 00:13:24,670 --> 00:13:27,170 - Yeah, okay, um... 266 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:30,236 Okay, let's start with a great ice-breaker game: 267 00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:32,806 it's called the 'necking game'. 268 00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:35,675 - Whoa! 269 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,445 [Chuckles] 270 00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:45,962 - Oh, hey! This is fun! George! 271 00:13:46,091 --> 00:13:47,591 - Do I have to? - George... 272 00:13:51,463 --> 00:13:54,003 - Oh... 'Kay... Got it! 273 00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:55,773 Oh! Now Marti. 274 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:04,510 - I've got it! 275 00:14:04,643 --> 00:14:06,983 I've still got it! 276 00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:10,052 - Okay, okay! Who wants to come take the orange from Marti now? 277 00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:15,292 So, hm? - Hurry cuz it's about to be juiced! 278 00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:18,021 - Great! 279 00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:20,287 - Actually, can I call my parents so they could take me home? 280 00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:24,256 - No way! No! Nobody is leaving this place until we have some fun! 281 00:14:24,396 --> 00:14:26,926 Okay, let's crank the tunes! 282 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:31,671 ♪♪♪ 283 00:14:44,116 --> 00:14:46,186 - I don't think this is working. 284 00:14:46,318 --> 00:14:48,288 - Ya think? 285 00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:51,890 Well, then, let's ruin someone else's day. 286 00:14:55,594 --> 00:14:56,504 - Who died? 287 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:58,029 - See for yourself. 288 00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:04,102 - 'So the wolf said: "Little pig, little pig, let me in'." 289 00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:07,066 And what did the pig say? Anyone? Anyone? 290 00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:10,036 - Wait. 291 00:15:10,175 --> 00:15:13,275 You brought me home before the end of the third period 292 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,382 because the party died? 293 00:15:15,514 --> 00:15:18,424 - Oh, I'm sorry. Did I ruin your hockey game? 294 00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:20,520 Why don't we play a little football. 295 00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:22,593 Start with the groin-kick, just like you taught me! 296 00:15:22,721 --> 00:15:25,461 - Guys! Please! Edwin and Lizzie's party's tanking! 297 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,461 - And so is our rep as party-planning parents! 298 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,703 - Oh, and I should help because I'm what? 299 00:15:29,828 --> 00:15:32,128 Compassionate? - I'll pay you. 300 00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:34,634 - Fine. But I'm only taking care of the male half of the party. 301 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,737 Casey can handle the other half. - Work with Derek? 302 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:40,210 I'd rather flingflong him through the uprights! 303 00:15:40,339 --> 00:15:43,479 - For the next 2 hours, you 2 have got to put aside your differences! 304 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:47,249 After that, you can drop kick, tee-off or whatever! Okay? 305 00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:49,679 - Okay. 306 00:15:49,815 --> 00:15:52,275 - Hey! No! 307 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:04,600 - Liz, what's going on? - Not much. You? 308 00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:06,800 - Why won't you come to your party? 309 00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:08,872 - 'Cuz everyone won't stop teasing me about Jamie. 310 00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:10,941 It's too weird! 311 00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:13,710 - And hiding in the closet isn't weird? 312 00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:18,609 Look, I know you probably don't want guy advice from the girl 313 00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:20,684 who just blew it with Max, 314 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,823 but don't be afraid to hang out with Jamie. 315 00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:26,448 Ignore the teasing because this is your first boy/girl party. 316 00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:28,515 Do you really want to remember it from in here? 317 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:31,324 - [Derek]: What is your damage? 318 00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:33,157 There is a room full of girls downstairs 319 00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:37,262 that I bet kiss better than Marti's monkey! 320 00:16:37,396 --> 00:16:38,996 - Oh, wait! I can explain that! I was just, you know... 321 00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:42,271 - No! We will never speak of that if you go downstairs right now! 322 00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:45,001 - I- I can't! - Why not? 323 00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:47,167 - 'Cuz I'm a fake! A fraud! I'm a phony! 324 00:16:47,306 --> 00:16:50,076 - What are you talking about? 325 00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:52,679 - Okay, you're... You're not gonna believe this 326 00:16:52,811 --> 00:16:56,011 but I'm, I'm not really a ladies' man. 327 00:16:56,148 --> 00:17:00,388 - Ah, c'mon. 328 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:04,319 You've had girlfriends before. What about, uh, Molly Moscovitz? - We only talked on the phone. 329 00:17:04,456 --> 00:17:07,256 - Wh... The-the girl on Lizzie's hockey team? 330 00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:09,293 - Tanya? She shut me out! 331 00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:11,558 Just like every other girl has my whole life! 332 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:15,367 - What are you saying? - I've never even kissed a girl before. 333 00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:19,041 There! Disown me as your brother 334 00:17:19,171 --> 00:17:23,311 and just let me hide in the closet in peace. 335 00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:26,882 - Okay. I'm gonna tell you something, 336 00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:30,082 something I have never told anyone before. 337 00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:32,345 A bro-to-bro secret. 338 00:17:35,687 --> 00:17:37,217 I didn't kiss a girl 'til I was 15. 339 00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:41,126 - What? You're only 15 now! 340 00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:43,430 You've been dating since you were 6! 341 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,432 And what about that make-out party when you were 12? 342 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,734 - Ah, we played spin the bottle. When the bottle pointed to me, 343 00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:49,796 I ran like the wind. 344 00:17:49,935 --> 00:17:53,535 - You were scared... of girls? 345 00:17:53,672 --> 00:17:56,582 - Yes! And sometimes, I still am. 346 00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:58,838 Alright, all this pressure you're feeling to kiss a girl? 347 00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:01,047 Totally normal and your time will come. 348 00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:06,020 But, until then, just enjoy your own party. 349 00:18:06,151 --> 00:18:08,351 - Thanks, bro. 350 00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:10,457 - Oh! You know my 'no-hugging' policy. 351 00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:12,959 - Ah, it's your policy, not mine! 352 00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:18,662 Hey, party people! 353 00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:20,567 [Expressions of surprise] 354 00:18:20,699 --> 00:18:23,399 - Lizzie!!! 355 00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:25,335 And Edwin! 356 00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:30,111 [Greetings] 357 00:18:35,881 --> 00:18:37,921 - How did you get them down here? 358 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,790 - Just some honest sister-talk. 359 00:18:39,918 --> 00:18:43,458 - Really? I lied to Ed and told him I was a loser like him. 360 00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:46,329 - You what? - Who cares? The party's saved! 361 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,688 [Clears throat] 362 00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:52,097 - Well, we gave it a shot. - I don't know what else to do. 363 00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:56,343 - Maybe we should cut our losses and take everyone 364 00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:58,398 to the dump truck movie. - Yeah. 365 00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:00,767 - You guys are giving up? 366 00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:02,836 - So soon? 367 00:19:04,409 --> 00:19:07,609 - Well... maybe WE could... 368 00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:09,816 - Uh, I guess we could... 369 00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:16,416 ♪♪♪ 370 00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:20,455 - Lookout, Jamie you got competition! 371 00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:27,366 - Um, can I dance with your stepsister? 372 00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,869 - Oh, well, ladies' choice. 373 00:19:36,808 --> 00:19:39,278 - C'mon, Jamie. Let's give those kids something to talk about. 374 00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:45,284 - Come on, Georgie. Let's go dance. 375 00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:50,494 - [Clearing throat]: Um... 376 00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:53,692 So, ah, would any of you... like... to dance? 377 00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:58,762 Sweet! 378 00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:01,367 But, uh, what do you say I share the wealth? 379 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,370 What do you think, boys? 380 00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:11,211 - We did good, huh? 381 00:20:11,343 --> 00:20:13,183 - Hah! We? You mean me! 382 00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:15,282 This party was going nowhere 'til I got here. 383 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:21,490 - Let's boogie, Smerek! 384 00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:23,420 - Okay, Smarti! 385 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,232 [Doorbell ringing] 386 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:30,860 [Marti giggling] 387 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,869 - Max? Uh, wha-what are you doing here? 388 00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:38,742 - Well, I'm done flinging flongs... 389 00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:42,110 And I kinda thought we had a date. 390 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:44,140 - So you still wanna go out with me? 391 00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:46,276 Even after I lied to you about liking football? 392 00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,851 - Well, I assumed you lied 393 00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:50,781 because you liked me. 394 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:53,246 - Good assumption. 395 00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:56,418 ♪♪♪ 396 00:21:14,906 --> 00:21:16,206 - I'm sorry my parents are so late. 397 00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:19,041 - Oh, really? I'm not. 398 00:21:19,177 --> 00:21:21,177 [Honking] - Oh! 399 00:21:21,313 --> 00:21:23,253 I guess that's them. - No! 400 00:21:23,382 --> 00:21:25,582 I mean... Good! 401 00:21:25,717 --> 00:21:29,117 That they're here. 402 00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:36,296 - I have a confession to make... 403 00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:40,098 I told my parents to come late. - Really? Why? 404 00:21:40,232 --> 00:21:42,802 - 'Cuz I wanted to hang out with you. - Really? 405 00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:52,739 - What happened? 406 00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:55,148 - She kissed me! And I think she likes me! 407 00:21:57,382 --> 00:21:59,282 - Way to go, Ed. I'm proud of you. 408 00:21:59,418 --> 00:22:01,288 - Thanks, bro! Means a lot. 409 00:22:03,355 --> 00:22:05,215 - What the heck. 410 00:22:05,357 --> 00:22:08,057 Ah ha ha ha ha! 411 00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:14,133 Closed Captioning by SETTE inc. 412 00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:17,036 - Football's gotta come up in - in a con... 413 00:22:18,236 --> 00:22:20,436 - Well, I am a very good dancer. 414 00:22:20,572 --> 00:22:23,412 - And I haven't been to any... 415 00:22:43,895 --> 00:22:46,195 - ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 416 00:22:46,331 --> 00:22:48,771 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 417 00:22:48,821 --> 00:22:53,371 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32128

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