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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,635 --> 00:00:04,795 [twinkling music] 2 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:19,194 [twinkling music] 3 00:00:25,725 --> 00:00:28,555 - Look at all those cute couples being all 4 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:31,625 cutesy and couple-ee. Even Derek has a girlfriend! 5 00:00:31,765 --> 00:00:33,625 Makes me wanna puke! 6 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:34,897 - Jealous much? 7 00:00:35,034 --> 00:00:36,974 - Yes, very much! 8 00:00:37,103 --> 00:00:39,943 Why aren't we the ones making people sick with our boyfriends? 9 00:00:40,073 --> 00:00:42,343 Is there something wrong with us, Em? 10 00:00:42,475 --> 00:00:44,605 - Nothing's wrong with us. We rock! 11 00:00:44,744 --> 00:00:47,084 - Well if we rock, then why don't we have rocking plans this weekend? 12 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:50,883 - Actually, I do have plans... both nights. 13 00:00:51,017 --> 00:00:53,587 - Really? What, do you have a secret boyfriend? 14 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,490 - [Sheldon]: Guess who? 15 00:00:56,623 --> 00:01:00,333 It's Sheldon Shlepper. My new boyfriend. 16 00:01:00,460 --> 00:01:02,430 - Very funny, Em. 17 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:05,402 - She's not joking! - I didn't want to tell you until it was official, 18 00:01:05,532 --> 00:01:06,832 but you're the first to know! 19 00:01:06,966 --> 00:01:10,396 - Wow! That's... great? 20 00:01:10,537 --> 00:01:14,467 So, why did this happen? I mean, how did this happen? 21 00:01:14,607 --> 00:01:17,737 - She finally came to her senses... realized what a great catch I am. 22 00:01:17,877 --> 00:01:20,647 - No, I decided to give you a chance. 23 00:01:20,780 --> 00:01:23,180 - Well, great decision. Later ladies. 24 00:01:23,316 --> 00:01:26,516 - Okay, I know he's Sheldon, but once you get past 25 00:01:26,653 --> 00:01:28,463 the dorky stuff, he's really sweet. 26 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:31,388 - No need to explain, Em. I get it. 27 00:01:31,524 --> 00:01:33,534 - You get why I like him? 28 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:38,600 - No, but I'll try. What I get is that I'm all-alone in a couples' world. 29 00:01:38,731 --> 00:01:44,571 [Bell ringing] 30 00:01:44,704 --> 00:01:47,274 - ♪ Used to be my mother and my sister and me ♪ 31 00:01:47,407 --> 00:01:50,377 ♪ A happy little family and all right with me ♪ 32 00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:53,680 ♪ But Mom got married that's when everything changed ♪ 33 00:01:53,813 --> 00:01:56,553 ♪ Some things were lost and others were gained ♪ 34 00:01:56,683 --> 00:01:59,253 ♪ A new school, a new house ♪ 35 00:01:59,385 --> 00:02:02,485 ♪ So many changes it makes my head spin ♪ 36 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:06,692 ♪ Now I've got a brother who gets under my skin ♪ 37 00:02:06,826 --> 00:02:09,726 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 38 00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:12,903 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 39 00:02:13,032 --> 00:02:17,072 ♪ This is life with Lizzie, Edwin, George and Nora, Marti and Casey ♪ 40 00:02:17,203 --> 00:02:20,143 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 41 00:02:20,273 --> 00:02:25,213 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 42 00:02:25,345 --> 00:02:28,305 Just cause Derek and Emily and everyone in the world 43 00:02:28,448 --> 00:02:30,618 is paired up, doesn't mean I'm panicking. 44 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:32,720 I'll meet someone when I'm ready. 45 00:02:32,852 --> 00:02:35,262 [Clock ticking] [Ding!] - Ready! 46 00:02:35,388 --> 00:02:37,488 - I'm getting married. 47 00:02:37,624 --> 00:02:38,664 - To your monkey? 48 00:02:38,791 --> 00:02:41,631 - No, Sir Monks-a-lot is bridesmaid. 49 00:02:41,761 --> 00:02:44,031 I'm getting married to Dimmy! 50 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,899 - Congratulations, Dimmy! 51 00:02:48,034 --> 00:02:50,374 - Thanks, but I'm not ready for this. 52 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:52,773 - I am! Come on! We have a wedding to plan. 53 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:55,636 [Phone ringing] 54 00:02:55,775 --> 00:02:58,335 - Hello? 55 00:02:58,478 --> 00:03:00,208 Yeah, he's here. 56 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:01,706 Edwin! Phone! 57 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:03,348 It's your girlfriend. 58 00:03:03,483 --> 00:03:04,923 - Hey good looking, what's cooking? 59 00:03:05,051 --> 00:03:07,251 Oh, your Mom's making meatloaf, alright! 60 00:03:07,387 --> 00:03:09,317 - You hungry? 61 00:03:09,455 --> 00:03:11,355 - Yeah, but hurry back, boyfriend. 62 00:03:11,491 --> 00:03:12,261 - Okay. - Hey Case! 63 00:03:12,392 --> 00:03:14,632 - Hi Ken... dra. 64 00:03:14,761 --> 00:03:17,031 - Aw, look at you sitting here alone reading. 65 00:03:17,163 --> 00:03:18,933 Is something wrong with the TV? 66 00:03:19,065 --> 00:03:21,065 - Sorry Kendra. I couldn't get to the fridge. 67 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,540 Nora and my dad were making out in front of it. Not pretty. 68 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:25,100 - What's the big deal. They're married. 69 00:03:25,238 --> 00:03:27,338 - PDA not AOK. 70 00:03:27,473 --> 00:03:30,443 - PDA? - Public Display of Affection. 71 00:03:30,577 --> 00:03:32,247 And Derek hates it. Right, Derry? 72 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:33,908 - Almost as much as I hate being called Derry. 73 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:36,817 - Hey Kendra. - Hi. 74 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:38,890 - Hey... Case, any chance you could baby-sit Saturday night? 75 00:03:39,018 --> 00:03:41,288 - Don't tell me you have a date too? 76 00:03:41,421 --> 00:03:43,191 - Yep. And guess who the lucky guy is? 77 00:03:43,323 --> 00:03:44,423 - Um... you Dad? 78 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:48,527 - Yeah, yeah. I'm the luckiest guy in the world. 79 00:03:48,661 --> 00:03:50,201 - Oh, you guys are the cutest couple ever! 80 00:03:50,330 --> 00:03:52,700 - Next to us of course. 81 00:03:52,832 --> 00:03:55,102 - Yeah I'll baby-sit. 82 00:03:59,939 --> 00:04:02,139 Glad you could join us Kendra... again. 83 00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:03,475 What's that 3, 4 nights in a row? 84 00:04:03,610 --> 00:04:05,850 - 5, actually. 85 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:08,849 It's just so fun for an only child like me to hang with big fun family like this! 86 00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:11,422 - I want it! - Edwin, gimme the mashed potatoes 87 00:04:11,551 --> 00:04:12,991 or you'll get mashed potatoes in your ear! 88 00:04:13,119 --> 00:04:15,119 - Hey Lizzie, you might want to wipe your nose. 89 00:04:15,254 --> 00:04:18,594 You got a bat in the cave! And you're so gullible. - Hum! 90 00:04:18,725 --> 00:04:21,185 Hey! Edwin! Lizzie! - Stop that, right now. 91 00:04:21,327 --> 00:04:24,297 - Knock it off, Lizzie! - Yesterday it was squash on the nose, 92 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:26,870 today mashed potatoes in the ear... this family rocks. 93 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,600 - For anyone who's missed my wedding, it's okay. 94 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:32,006 There's gonna be another one tomorrow. 95 00:04:32,138 --> 00:04:33,668 - Marti, I could just eat you right up. 96 00:04:33,806 --> 00:04:35,536 - What?! 97 00:04:35,675 --> 00:04:37,905 So, Casey, how does it feel? 98 00:04:38,044 --> 00:04:40,384 Marti's already married and you can't get a date. 99 00:04:40,513 --> 00:04:42,383 - Still single, huh Casey? 100 00:04:42,515 --> 00:04:44,045 - I'm taking a break between boyfriends. 101 00:04:44,183 --> 00:04:45,793 - Weeks, months or years? 102 00:04:45,918 --> 00:04:49,618 - Derek! - No, no! I know how you feel. 103 00:04:49,756 --> 00:04:52,556 In grade 4 I went 2weeks without a boyfriend and, uh... 104 00:04:52,692 --> 00:04:54,362 it was a really lonely time. 105 00:04:54,494 --> 00:04:57,904 - Well I'm okay with it. Who needs a guy anyway? 106 00:04:58,031 --> 00:05:00,401 - [Guys]: You. 107 00:05:00,533 --> 00:05:03,573 - Hey! Let me set you up! 108 00:05:03,703 --> 00:05:04,973 - No that's okay, really. 109 00:05:05,104 --> 00:05:07,044 - No, it is the least I can do. 110 00:05:07,173 --> 00:05:09,443 I mean since I'm dating your stepbrother, we're practically family! 111 00:05:09,575 --> 00:05:12,875 [Chocking] 112 00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:18,054 - Alright, give me a big, dateable smile. 113 00:05:18,184 --> 00:05:19,824 - What are you doing? 114 00:05:19,952 --> 00:05:21,952 - Taking a picture for your matchmaking profile. 115 00:05:22,088 --> 00:05:25,728 So, what are you looking for in a guy? 116 00:05:25,858 --> 00:05:27,728 - Hum...I don't know a... 117 00:05:27,860 --> 00:05:29,830 sense of humour? Sense of style? 118 00:05:29,962 --> 00:05:31,802 Good manners, good looks, really smart. 119 00:05:31,931 --> 00:05:35,471 Kind of like an Adam Brody/Ryan Gosling/Prince William combo. 120 00:05:35,601 --> 00:05:37,701 - I'm a matchmaker not a miracle worker. 121 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:39,867 - Okay, ah, fine, then just a guy-- 122 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:41,866 - Great! That I can do. Alright, next step 123 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,838 in the boyfriend profile: research. 124 00:05:43,976 --> 00:05:45,746 - About what? - You! 125 00:05:45,878 --> 00:05:49,378 - Casey would want someone organized, someone tidy. 126 00:05:49,515 --> 00:05:52,915 I'm forgetting something... Oh yeah! Someone who doesn't forget things! 127 00:05:53,052 --> 00:05:54,852 - Someone who's rich and can buy her stuff. 128 00:05:54,987 --> 00:05:56,687 And stuff for her family! 129 00:05:56,823 --> 00:06:00,533 - Somebody who doesn't burp. Or toot! 130 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:03,430 - Casey needs a guy who is serious, but makes her laugh, 131 00:06:03,563 --> 00:06:06,433 who can climb mountains, but likes to hang out and read. 132 00:06:06,566 --> 00:06:09,466 Who is full of ideas, but always listens. 133 00:06:09,602 --> 00:06:11,142 Hi! 134 00:06:11,270 --> 00:06:13,540 - Uh... 135 00:06:13,673 --> 00:06:16,413 Whatever Nora said? 136 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:20,052 - The perfect match for Casey would be a total freak. 137 00:06:20,179 --> 00:06:22,619 - Derek, your family was no help 138 00:06:22,749 --> 00:06:24,179 so I need you to take this seriously. 139 00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:27,117 - Okay, let me think. Um... 140 00:06:27,253 --> 00:06:30,123 Casey's really different, 141 00:06:30,256 --> 00:06:32,256 so she wouldn't want to date anybody normal. 142 00:06:32,391 --> 00:06:34,061 - Derry... - Seriously! 143 00:06:34,193 --> 00:06:37,563 Casey rejects the average, so she'd wanna go out with, 144 00:06:37,697 --> 00:06:41,867 ah... someone unusual... intense, a little off beat. 145 00:06:42,001 --> 00:06:45,301 - Are you sure? - Positive. 146 00:06:45,438 --> 00:06:48,468 - You know, that's... that's actually really helpful. 147 00:06:48,608 --> 00:06:51,038 - So, ah... 148 00:06:51,177 --> 00:06:53,547 do I... 149 00:06:53,679 --> 00:06:55,309 get a reward. 150 00:06:55,448 --> 00:06:59,448 - Ah... Finished your homework, Derek or too many, um... 151 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:01,615 distractions? 152 00:07:01,754 --> 00:07:04,564 I'd say just the perfect amount of distractions. 153 00:07:04,690 --> 00:07:07,190 - Then I would say it's time for Kendra to go home. 154 00:07:07,326 --> 00:07:09,326 - Spoken like a good, old-fashioned dad. 155 00:07:09,462 --> 00:07:11,962 - Spoken like a hip dad who wants his son to pass the year. 156 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:14,398 - I should go. I'll call you later. Night, George. 157 00:07:14,534 --> 00:07:16,304 - Night, Kendra. - Dad! 158 00:07:16,435 --> 00:07:18,735 Seriously, were you ever a teenager? 159 00:07:18,871 --> 00:07:20,341 - Yeah! 160 00:07:20,473 --> 00:07:23,483 How do you think I timed the foot in door thing so well? 161 00:07:35,521 --> 00:07:38,961 - [Guy]: There she is. Ask her! 162 00:07:39,091 --> 00:07:42,431 - Hey there! Looking good. He! He! 163 00:07:42,562 --> 00:07:44,502 - Something weird is going on here, Em. 164 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:47,530 - [Guy]: Check it! Yo, whassup? - What's your problem? 165 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:50,767 - Actually it's your problem. Here, Sheldon gave this to me. 166 00:07:50,903 --> 00:07:54,313 - "Help Wanted. A guy for Casey McDonald. 167 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:57,980 All applicants considered. Experience not necessary!" 168 00:07:58,110 --> 00:07:59,610 - Let me guess... Derek did this. 169 00:07:59,745 --> 00:08:02,545 - Not this time. 170 00:08:04,550 --> 00:08:06,620 What is this? 171 00:08:06,752 --> 00:08:08,022 - I know, aren't they great? 172 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:09,664 The school secretary let me photocopy them for free. 173 00:08:09,789 --> 00:08:11,259 She's a romantic like us. 174 00:08:11,390 --> 00:08:13,430 - Romantic? Thanks to you, the entire school 175 00:08:13,559 --> 00:08:16,029 thinks I'm single and desperate! 176 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:18,502 - Um, rewind! The entire school thinks you're available. 177 00:08:18,631 --> 00:08:21,731 - This says all applicants considered." I thought you did research! 178 00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:23,898 - This is part of the research. 179 00:08:24,036 --> 00:08:25,606 Interested applicants will contact me, 180 00:08:25,738 --> 00:08:27,868 then I'll cross reference those results with my research. 181 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:31,637 - I guess that would be okay. Then what? 182 00:08:31,777 --> 00:08:33,307 - Then you'll pick from the finalists I pick. 183 00:08:33,446 --> 00:08:35,176 - How? When? Where? 184 00:08:35,314 --> 00:08:38,284 - A party, here, Saturday night? Why? 185 00:08:38,417 --> 00:08:43,257 - So Casey can meet a guy! - Do you know me at all? 186 00:08:43,389 --> 00:08:45,019 - Derek, come on, it'll be fun. 187 00:08:45,157 --> 00:08:49,157 - Even if that were true, after my last party got out of hand, 188 00:08:49,295 --> 00:08:51,655 my dad banned me from gatherings until I am 60. 189 00:08:51,797 --> 00:08:54,697 - But this is different. This is for Casey! 190 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:02,975 - You're right! This is different. 191 00:09:05,444 --> 00:09:08,254 [Laughing] 192 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,251 - You want to have a party? 193 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,253 - Not a party! 194 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:15,445 A small gathering in support of a local charity. 195 00:09:15,588 --> 00:09:17,558 - What local charity? - Casey. 196 00:09:17,690 --> 00:09:19,190 [Laughing] - Come on, Dad. 197 00:09:19,325 --> 00:09:22,025 Kendra's got all these guys that wanna meet Casey, 198 00:09:22,161 --> 00:09:25,061 so we need a casual social situation 199 00:09:25,197 --> 00:09:27,627 where Casey can check out these losers or "candidates". 200 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:29,737 - Nice try Derek, but no. 201 00:09:29,869 --> 00:09:31,669 - George, Kendra went to all this trouble 202 00:09:31,804 --> 00:09:35,344 and if having a party would help Casey meet the finalists... 203 00:09:35,474 --> 00:09:37,284 - He got to you first didn't he! 204 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,680 - Maybe. He can be very convincing. 205 00:09:41,714 --> 00:09:44,184 - Fine. A small gathering. When? 206 00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:46,647 Saturday night. You guys'll be out anyway 207 00:09:46,786 --> 00:09:49,556 and I'll arrange child care for the 3 little problems. 208 00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:51,559 How's that sound? - Too good to be true. 209 00:09:51,691 --> 00:09:53,661 - Hum-hum. 210 00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:56,463 - I don't wanna sleepover at Charlotte's. 211 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:59,196 She'll talk all night. - Then wear earplugs. 212 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:02,442 - I don't want to go to Felix's. He snores and his feet smell. 213 00:10:02,568 --> 00:10:04,468 - Okay, then you'll have something in common. 214 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,474 Alright, Nora's waiting in the car, she'll drop you off. 215 00:10:06,605 --> 00:10:09,675 - Why can't we stay? I'm a party animal! 216 00:10:09,809 --> 00:10:12,079 - I know! Sorry, Smarti. - Ah! 217 00:10:12,211 --> 00:10:15,111 - Out kids! - [Lizzie]: Ah... Not fair! - [Edwin]: Derek! 218 00:10:17,483 --> 00:10:18,953 - You're a meanie-weenie! 219 00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:22,655 - Hey, Henry! So, I'm having this huge, a... 220 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:26,058 hugely small gathering this evening for Casey? Cool! Bye. 221 00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:28,162 - Now I get it! 222 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:31,734 This night's not about me, it's an excuse for you to have a party! 223 00:10:31,864 --> 00:10:34,934 - Not at all! I just invited a couple friends, 224 00:10:35,067 --> 00:10:36,567 you know, take the pressure off you, 225 00:10:36,702 --> 00:10:39,942 so the night can be relaxed and casual. 226 00:10:40,072 --> 00:10:42,042 - You're wearing that? 227 00:10:42,174 --> 00:10:43,344 On the biggest night of your life! 228 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,876 - That's it! You have to cancel this party! 229 00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:47,752 - No, come on! I was really looking forward to it! 230 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,480 - Ha! Very funny, dad. 231 00:10:49,615 --> 00:10:51,415 Ah, so when are you leaving for your date with Nora? 232 00:10:51,550 --> 00:10:53,490 - Next Saturday. There is no way 233 00:10:53,619 --> 00:10:56,719 I'm letting you have a party without adult supervision. 234 00:10:56,856 --> 00:10:58,156 - What? No, you can't do this to me. 235 00:10:58,290 --> 00:11:00,630 I mean Casey! 236 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:03,660 You are going to make her feel uncomfortable. 237 00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:05,866 - Too late! I can't do this! 238 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:07,968 It's too much pressure! The party's off! 239 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:14,711 - Dinner and a movie on me! Just... stay in your room. 240 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:17,410 - But we don't have a DVD player in our room. 241 00:11:17,543 --> 00:11:19,553 - Okay, then you watch it in my room. 242 00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:21,548 Just don't go through my stuff! And don't come downstairs. 243 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,581 - Unless there's a problem. 244 00:11:23,716 --> 00:11:25,416 - Yeah, sure: fire, pestilence, plague... 245 00:11:25,551 --> 00:11:27,721 - Okay, that does it! No, we're staying right here. 246 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:31,263 - No, Derek we have a deal as long as the following terms are met: 247 00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:33,490 nothing in the punch except fruit and juice, 248 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:36,396 nothing and nobody gets broken and the bedrooms? 249 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,799 Strictly off limits. 250 00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:42,101 - Okay, I accept your terms. 251 00:11:42,234 --> 00:11:46,014 Now, you guys have fun with your dinner and movie and bye-bye. 252 00:11:46,138 --> 00:11:49,178 - "Walker Wars: A Retirement Home Romp". 253 00:11:49,308 --> 00:11:51,178 This movie's for old people! - Come on Gramps. 254 00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:53,580 - I think I'm going to be sick. 255 00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:56,682 - Casey, you have to take a few risks to meet the right guy. 256 00:11:56,816 --> 00:11:58,446 Just like I took a chance on Sheldon. 257 00:11:58,584 --> 00:12:01,054 - You're dating Sheldon? - Yeah! And so what if he's not the coolest, 258 00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:04,157 or if he says inappropriate things. 259 00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:06,290 - Do you know Emily's had a crush on you for 10 years? 260 00:12:08,694 --> 00:12:11,104 - You sure I'm supposed to know that? 261 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:13,400 - Ah, she won't mind! She didn't get you, 262 00:12:13,532 --> 00:12:15,602 but she got the next best thing, right? 263 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,465 - Right. [Laughing] 264 00:12:17,603 --> 00:12:19,243 - It's a cool party. 265 00:12:19,371 --> 00:12:21,841 - It hasn't started yet. - I knew that. 266 00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:25,979 Yeah, I did. 267 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:35,418 - That's it! This movie is terrible. 268 00:12:35,554 --> 00:12:38,094 I've never felt so old in my life. 269 00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:40,364 - The walker-racing scene was kind of funny. 270 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:43,263 - Come on, Nora, Derek sent us to his room 271 00:12:43,395 --> 00:12:45,355 so we wouldn't wreck his party. 272 00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:47,528 - You were a teenager, remember? 273 00:12:47,666 --> 00:12:50,236 I mean, how you would feel if your parents supervised a party? 274 00:12:50,369 --> 00:12:53,539 - My parents were total squares. I mean, we're... we're cool! 275 00:12:53,672 --> 00:12:56,512 - Yeah, but- - And I am not middle-aged, alright 276 00:12:56,642 --> 00:12:58,612 I'm only 39 and 18 months. 277 00:12:58,744 --> 00:13:03,884 And if there is a party in our house, then we are invited! 278 00:13:04,016 --> 00:13:07,716 - George, should we really...? - It is time to crash a party. 279 00:13:07,853 --> 00:13:11,093 - Can I help you? 280 00:13:11,223 --> 00:13:12,663 - Yeah, just, getting some popcorn. 281 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,262 - And I'm gonna help him carry it. 282 00:13:14,393 --> 00:13:16,563 - Ah, you're violating the terms of our agreement. 283 00:13:16,695 --> 00:13:17,825 - Let this be a lesson son. 284 00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:20,573 Always get something in writing. 285 00:13:20,699 --> 00:13:23,769 - How's it going, big guy? - Hey there. 286 00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:27,043 - Alright, you've got 5 minutes and that's it! 287 00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:29,643 - Just coming through. How are ya'? 288 00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:35,579 - Yeah, shake it, Shlepper! 289 00:13:35,714 --> 00:13:37,684 - That's how you shake it, Shlepper! 290 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,217 - Where is Casey? Bachelor number 1 is here. 291 00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:45,162 And, um... we'll find someone for you later, okay? 292 00:13:50,229 --> 00:13:52,699 - [Nora]: But it sounds like he's just not that into you. 293 00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:56,501 And you deserve someone who totally is! 294 00:13:56,635 --> 00:13:58,865 - You know, you're the only one cool enough 295 00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,844 to tell me the truth! You're awesome! 296 00:14:00,973 --> 00:14:04,983 - Your popcorn's only as good as your toppings. 297 00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:08,010 Now, allow me to demonstrate my custom combo: 298 00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:12,377 cheese powder, chilli powder... garlic powder. 299 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:15,548 Now try that. Go ahead. 300 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,588 - Mmm! Sweet! 301 00:14:17,723 --> 00:14:19,993 - You wait'll I add the chocolate syrup. 302 00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:21,855 [Laughing] 303 00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:31,538 - Casey, come here! 304 00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:36,080 Casey, this is Philip. Philip, Casey. 305 00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,278 - It's an honour. 306 00:14:37,409 --> 00:14:40,779 - Um, hi Philip. Please have a seat. 307 00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:48,151 - So Philip, do you have any hobbies? 308 00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:50,257 - Yes. I am a Russian literatureaficionado. 309 00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,989 I'm currently reading Tolstoy'sAnna Karenina. 310 00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:55,755 - Impressive. - In Russian. 311 00:14:55,894 --> 00:14:57,864 - Very impressive. 312 00:14:57,997 --> 00:15:00,397 Tell me about your past relationships. 313 00:15:00,532 --> 00:15:02,102 - I have no past relationships. 314 00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:04,204 I'm saving myself for the perfect woman. 315 00:15:04,336 --> 00:15:06,536 And "methinks" I've found her. 316 00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:09,072 - "Youthinks" that? 317 00:15:12,011 --> 00:15:14,551 Oooh. Um... 318 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:16,150 it was really nice meeting you Philip. 319 00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:17,282 - We'll let you know, okay? 320 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:20,146 -Do svidanja... 321 00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:23,886 - So? He's well read, romantic... 322 00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:25,663 No? 323 00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:28,631 Okay, just wait until you meet Bachelor Number 2. 324 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,761 Casey, meet Anatole. 325 00:15:31,897 --> 00:15:36,497 - Hi Ana... tole... Um, so, why did you want to meet me? 326 00:15:36,635 --> 00:15:40,405 - Because I sense you're a thoughtful and open-minded person. 327 00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:42,509 - Oh, why thank you! Open-minded about what? 328 00:15:42,641 --> 00:15:44,311 - About the visitors. - From other countries? 329 00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:48,613 - From other planets. - Oh! Um! 330 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,830 - Ah, Pops. I think it's time for your warm milk. 331 00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:06,172 - No. - Wait, D, looks like your dad wants to break dance. 332 00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,668 - Yeah, yeah! I just... I always wanted to like spin on my head. 333 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,671 - Yeah. I know how ya feel. 334 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,273 - Hey, look, Pops, I can show ya' some moves. 335 00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:15,244 Dude, check this out. 336 00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:18,444 - That, that I like that. 337 00:16:18,577 --> 00:16:20,677 It's like... 338 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:24,183 Oh yeah. - Yeah, way to... way to 'pop', pops. 339 00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:25,716 - You know what? Call me G-Vent. 340 00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:27,821 - G-Vent? Yeah, yeah. 341 00:16:27,953 --> 00:16:30,193 It's short for George Venturi, G-Vent. That's... that's cool, uh? 342 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:33,092 It's cool. Derek, Derek. You gotta check this out. 343 00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:34,555 Come on bro. Check it out. 344 00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:37,663 Right on. 345 00:16:37,796 --> 00:16:41,526 Look at that! Look at that! That is cool, huh? 346 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:42,937 - I don't know what cool is anymore. 347 00:16:43,068 --> 00:16:44,968 - Yeah! 348 00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:47,744 - Yeah, that. Yeah. 349 00:16:51,810 --> 00:16:56,820 - Casey, where are you going? Number 3 is very promising. 350 00:17:04,156 --> 00:17:06,326 - This is Craig. - Hey Craig. 351 00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:08,728 - That picture on the flyer does not do you justice. 352 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,201 - Oh, well. Thank-you. - Must be an awkward night for you... 353 00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:13,100 having to meet all these guys like this? 354 00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:15,072 - Actually, it is. 355 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:19,070 - So... you wanna go somewhere and swap spit? 356 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:20,914 Maybe play a little tonsil hockey? 357 00:17:21,039 --> 00:17:24,209 - Ha! Ha! 358 00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:26,213 Alright, ah... 359 00:17:26,345 --> 00:17:28,875 Keep the tongue in the mouth there, Craig. 360 00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:32,584 Oh, Casey wait! You haven't met 4 and 5! 361 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,218 - Kendra, I'm sorry, but if these freaks are the only guys 362 00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:43,903 interested in me then I'd rather be single. Forever. 363 00:17:44,029 --> 00:17:46,829 - Could this party be any lamer? 364 00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:50,595 Whoa! Marti? [Laughing] What are you doing here? 365 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,306 - I felt sick so Dimmy's Mom brought me home. 366 00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:56,809 But I feel much better now so it's time toPAR-TAY! 367 00:17:56,942 --> 00:18:02,312 - Yes, yes... It can be much lamer. 368 00:18:04,783 --> 00:18:07,023 - Come on Casey, don't get discouraged! 369 00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:09,692 - Ah, look, Kendra, thanks for trying to set me up, 370 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:12,022 but I think I'm gonna try to find someone the old-fashioned way. 371 00:18:12,157 --> 00:18:13,527 - Online? 372 00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:16,129 - No, something a little more... natural. 373 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:19,531 And whenever it happens, it happens. 374 00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:21,395 - But, I just don't understand. 375 00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:23,873 I thought you would really like those guys. 376 00:18:24,002 --> 00:18:26,112 - Why? - Because Derek said you like guys who are different. 377 00:18:26,238 --> 00:18:28,238 Off the beaten track. Unique. 378 00:18:28,373 --> 00:18:30,243 - And you believed him? 379 00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:32,635 - Was that a bad idea? 380 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:35,408 That was a bad idea. 381 00:18:35,547 --> 00:18:38,717 - Actually, Derek was right. 382 00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:41,921 And since Derek was nice enough to share secrets about me, 383 00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:44,594 perhaps you'd like to learn some about him? 384 00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:47,163 - Totally. - Well you know how Derek 385 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:49,362 says he hates Public Displays of Affection? - Yeah. 386 00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:51,555 - It's all an act. He's testing you. 387 00:18:51,697 --> 00:18:54,867 Derek wants to see if his girlfriend likes him enough to show the world. 388 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,500 - Really. - Yup. 389 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,954 - Isn't this fun? 390 00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:18,116 - Fun? A party featuring my parents and my baby sister? 391 00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:19,827 Not quite the bash I had in mind. 392 00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:21,888 - Well, I think I know how to cheer you up. 393 00:19:22,027 --> 00:19:24,457 - What are you doing? 394 00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:28,496 - Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 395 00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:32,466 Wahoo! 396 00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:34,874 [All cheering] 397 00:19:38,143 --> 00:19:40,453 [Knocking] 398 00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:43,219 [Door opens] 399 00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:48,394 - Ha! Sorry, I thought this was the bathroom. 400 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:51,320 - Um, you don't still think that do you? 401 00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:55,726 - No. Uh, I'm Max and you must be Casey. 402 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:58,461 I saw the flyers. 403 00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:00,667 Is that why you're here? 404 00:20:00,799 --> 00:20:02,829 No, I'm a friend of a friend of Derek's. 405 00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:04,798 I meet girls the old-fashioned way: 406 00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:08,267 barging into rooms I think are the bathroom. 407 00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:11,077 Which reminds me... 408 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,610 - Oh, um... right across the hall. 409 00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:18,324 Not that it's my business, but um... 410 00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:21,020 meet anyone interesting tonight? 411 00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:25,493 - Actually, I... I think I might have. 412 00:20:25,624 --> 00:20:31,464 - Really? Well, I gotta go... So to speak. 413 00:20:34,132 --> 00:20:36,032 [Sighing] 414 00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:38,538 - Nice to meet you... Max. 415 00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:46,206 Okay! Yo, yo, yo! 416 00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:51,415 Check it out, check it out! This is G-Vent's signature move. 417 00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:54,120 - Go G-Vent! - Huh? What do you think? 418 00:20:54,252 --> 00:20:56,262 - Totally off the hook! 419 00:20:56,388 --> 00:21:00,488 - Totally! Hey Derek, can I get your email list? 420 00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:02,826 I promised your peeps I'd keep in touch. 421 00:21:02,961 --> 00:21:05,901 - Oh, yeah and Derek? You gotta let us know when's the nextpar-tay? 422 00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:09,271 - Forget it! I cannot have my friends thinking you're cool! 423 00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:11,441 It's just weird! 424 00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:13,510 So find your own crew. Please! 425 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:20,150 - So now we're too cool for you and your friends? 426 00:21:20,278 --> 00:21:24,418 - Wait a sec... You did this on purpose. 427 00:21:24,549 --> 00:21:27,349 - We might have amped up the... cool-parent factor a little. 428 00:21:27,486 --> 00:21:28,946 - So let me get this straight: 429 00:21:29,087 --> 00:21:32,617 I had the worst time ever at my... I mean... 430 00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:37,398 Casey's, party because you 2 were acting cool? 431 00:21:37,529 --> 00:21:39,329 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, bro! We are cool. 432 00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:41,634 - Okay, that's it! We are never having a party here again. 433 00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:43,737 Ever! 434 00:21:43,869 --> 00:21:46,309 - Aw! - Oh, please Derek! 435 00:21:46,438 --> 00:21:49,368 - Oh, come on! - Oh, forget that Dad! Show me the G-Vent move again. 436 00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:53,708 - I wanna dance! I wanna dance! - Yeah, let's dance! 437 00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:02,853 - Do it Casey! Do it Marti! 438 00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:06,088 Go Mom! 439 00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:14,100 - Whoa! 440 00:22:14,232 --> 00:22:16,402 Whoa! 441 00:22:16,535 --> 00:22:18,935 - Action! - Oh! 442 00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:21,111 - I shouldn't have done that. - No, that was great! 443 00:22:25,477 --> 00:22:29,717 - I saw that! - Do I look crazy online? 444 00:22:36,054 --> 00:22:38,964 Close captioning by SETTE inc. 445 00:22:41,693 --> 00:22:43,533 - ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 446 00:22:43,662 --> 00:22:45,662 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪E 447 00:22:45,712 --> 00:22:50,262 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34627

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