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[twinkling
music]
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[twinkling
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- Dad, I'm looking for a partner
for a promising little project
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I'm working on. Invest early,
make the big bucks later.
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- Invest?
As in "you want money".
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- Hey, R and D
isn't free.
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- Roofs and drains?
- Research and development.
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As soon as this thing hits,
I'll pay you back.
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- Ah, sorry Edwin.
Any extra money goes into the college fund.
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- Dad, forget about being
sensible. No risk, no reward!
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- No dice.
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- Dad, uh...
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Kendra's bugging me to take her
out Saturday and I'm kinda...
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short.
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- Oh, you look tall
enough to me.
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- Dad, how am I supposed to be a
gentleman and pay for my lady on my petty allowance?
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- I dunno? Get a job?
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- Nah, working's for suckers -
investing is the way to go.
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- Sorry boys.
The bank is closed.
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[Phone ringing]
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- Uh--
- [Casey]: [Hello? Hi! Hold on one sec.]
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Hang up, Derek!
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- Daddy, please, please,
please can I have a...
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- Marti, use your
tooth fairy money.
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- But all I want is a hug.
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- That I can give.
Come up here!
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Come here you!
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- That'll be $10,
please.
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- What? Don't Dad's
get free hugs?
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- No.
- No?
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- Speaking of Dads, guess who's
coming to dinner Saturday night?
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Dad!
- Dad eats with us every night.
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- Not your dad, mine!
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- ♪ Used to be my mother and
my sister and me ♪
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♪ A happy little family and
all right with me ♪
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♪ But Mom got married that's
when everything changed ♪
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♪ Some things were lost and
others were gained ♪
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♪ A new school, a new house ♪
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♪ So many changes it makes
my head spin ♪
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♪ Now I've got a brother who
gets under my skin ♪
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♪ This is life with Derek ♪
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♪ This is life with Derek ♪
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♪ This is life with Lizzie,
Edwin, George and Nora, Marti and Casey ♪
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♪ Living life with Derek ♪
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♪ Living life with Derek ♪
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new life:
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the school, the house,
George, Marti, Edwin, even Derek -
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when he isn't around.
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But sometimes I wish my old life
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could join the new life so it
was all one life, ya' know?
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So, I invited my dad for dinner
Saturday and he said yes.
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- That's great! But how
does your mom feel about it?
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- Oh she is totally
cool with it.
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- You invited my ex-husband
to dinner? Not cool, Casey.
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Not cool at all!
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- C'mon, Mom. I'll do all
the cooking and the prepping.
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There's no need to have a hairy!
- Yes there is!
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You should have consulted me
before you invited him!
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- Well I am now!
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Lizzie and I barely see
Dad since he moved to New York.
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- I know, but...
what about George?
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This... this could be very
weird for him.
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- George doesn't have
a problem with it, Mom.
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You're the only one
with issues.
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- I do not have issues.
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I am a hip,
modern woman who gets along with her ex-husband.
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- Great then it's settled!
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And as long as he behaves,
it'll be fine!
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- I can't believe he is
still going out with her.
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- Hi Derek! Kendra.
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- Hey Casey. Emily.
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- So, Emily, still taking pity
on the socially awkward?
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- So, are you excited to meet
Casey's dad Saturday night?
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- Hey! We have plans
on Saturday night!
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- I know, but I gotta
meet Casey's dad.
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I need to know where
a freak like her comes from.
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And I'm... kinda broke.
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- Derry! You promised.
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- Oh, well, here, here!
Consider it a loan.
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- Thanks.
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- Yeah that was so sweet!
Date night's back on!
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- Sure is!
- Come on, Derry.
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Let's go to class.
Bye Casey.
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Emily.
- Bye girls.
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- That was so cool!
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- The way I kept Derek
outta the house like that?
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- No, the jealous vibe
I got from Kendra!
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But your thing was cool too.
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- I know. 'cuz now
I actually
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have a chance of making
my dad's visit perfect.
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- So, why does everything
have to be perfect?
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- Well, like my father says:
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if you're gonna
do something, do it right.
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And if it all goes really right,
maybe he'll visit us more.
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- Do you not see him enough?
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- Well, he's a corporate
litigator in New York, so he's kinda busy.
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- Oh, so he's a lawyer like...
like your stepfather?
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Not really. George is more of
the help-the-little guy lawyer
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and my father is more of
the wheeling-and-dealing, moneymaking lawyer.
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- So you think they'd get along?
- Sure.
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My dad has a way of making
people feel comfortable.
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He's funny, charming,
sophisticated...
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- And George?
- Can't wait to meet him!
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- Dad's always going to cool
places like London or Paris.
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- I've been to London
and Paris... Ontario.
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- Oh! And my Dad's
this amazing gourmet cook.
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- Bet he's out of shape
from all that rich food, though.
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- No. He runs marathons.
- Losing his hair?
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- Nope.
- Grouchy in the morning? - Nope.
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- I bet I could beat him
in a thumb-wrestling contest.
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- Maybe... but he does
have a black belt.
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- I have a black belt!
It holds up my pants!
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[Laughing]
- You'll like my Dad. He's funny too.
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- Of course he is.
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- So all I have to do is cook
a fabulous meal
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and make sure everyone's
on their best behaviour! [Sighing]
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- Don't you think
your expectations are just a little too high?
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- Ah, come on! My family
can behave for one night.
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- No, I mean of yourself.
- Of course!
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Now Edwin...
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- Can't talk.
Researching human gas.
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- Really? Well, when
my Dad's here for dinner
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please refrain from
emitting any... gas.
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- Oh, you mean like...
[Burping loudly]
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- Yeah.
- And what about... - Don't you dare!
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[Sniffing]
Did you?
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- No! And I won't
on Saturday if...
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- If what?
- If you consider investing in my board game.
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- No Edwin. And no bugging
my Dad for money either!
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- Hum!
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- So, when my Dad's
here for dinner...
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- No nose picking.
- Right!
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- What about after dinner?
- Pick 'em if you got 'em! In private.
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- Okay.
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- George, Saturday night?
I need a favour.
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- Pay Derek to leave...
- No, no... I already did that.
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It's about your car:
mind putting it in the garage
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so my Dad can park his
convertible in the driveway?
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- Oh, sure, sure.
Should I wear my tux?
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- Ha! Ha! Ha! You don't have a
tux. A sports jacket'll be fine.
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Mom?
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- I have a headache.
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I must be worried about...
something.
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- Well, about that... something.
I need a favour.
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- Oh... You said you'd take
care of everything.
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- And I will. But maybe you
could put up those new curtains
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like you've been planning
for months?
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- Casey, I will put up
the curtains when I am good and ready.
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- Okay.
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- Okay! I guess I'm good
and ready now.
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- Thanks mom.
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[Edwin]: Derek. Phone.
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It's Kendra.
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- Again? I just
spoke to her!
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- Well, she wants
to speak again!
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- Well, I got nothing to say!
Tell her I'm busy!
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- Ah, Kendra?
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Derek can't come to the phone
right now, he's... busy.
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Busy with what? Ah... ah...
he's not feeling well.
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Yeah, he's got the runs.
- Edwin!
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Kendra. Hi! No I'm fine.
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Yeah, my tummy wummy's fine too.
[Laughing]
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Could you hold on a sec?
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Edwin, you little...
- Ah! Derek!
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- Liz! Wake up!
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- Why? Is the house
on fire?
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- No.
- Go away.
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Ah, come on, Liz!
Dad's gonna be here any minute!
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- I thought he was coming
for dinner?
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- Okay he'll be here in
600 minutes,
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but we've got a lot to do.
This night has to be perfect.
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- Casey, it's never
gonna be perfect.
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- Not with that
attitude it won't!
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Now, come on, get up, come on! -
- No...
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Casey!
- Get up! Come on!
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[Laughing]
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Ah! I knew perfection
was possible!
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I hope everyone's
getting dressed!
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- You know, I'm thinking
I should stay home tonight.
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Could be entertaining.
- No, no, no! You should go.
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You wouldn't like my dad.
He has taste.
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He's sophisticated,
intelligent... - Sounds like my kind of guy!
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- Trust me, um...
he's really not.
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So, you better hurry.
You know Kendra freaks when you're late, so...
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You have fun and don't
be early, okay? Bye!
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[Phone ringing]
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Hello? Dad! Where are you?
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You can't?
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Oh.
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- What's wrong?
- Dad can't come.
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- No...
[Doorbell]
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- Okay.
- Hey-hey!
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- Dad!
- Gotcha!
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- I knew you were faking!
- Dad!
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- Come here.
- I totally believed you!
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- You always were gullible.
- She still is!
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Hey! Nice car.
- Thanks. Ah, nice to meet you, ah...
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- De-rek!
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- The new curtains!
[Laughing]
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Your dad's pretty cool.
What happened to you?
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- Me? What happened to you?
You're supposed to be out with Kendra!
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- Yeah, well,
change of plans;
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we got in a fight,
now it's over.
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- No! No, no, no!
It's not over. No!
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Go! Go make up
with her. Please!
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- It's a comfy house.
And so clean!
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- Well, it should be!
We cleaned all day!
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- Yeah? You didn't have to do
that for me, you know.
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- Well, Casey didn't
give me a choice. - Well, if it's not done right,
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then don't bother
doing it! Right Dad? - That's right, honey.
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- Personally I always choose
the "don't bother" option.
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- Yeah. Ha! Ha! Ha!
I know what you mean.
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- Uh, I'm going to go
finish dinner, Dad.
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Please ignore everything
Derek says.
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- So, how's school?
- Good.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah. - Dennis! Edwin Venturi.
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Yeah, you gotta nice couple
of daughters.
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- Yeah.
- Here's my card.
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- Uh... it's a hockey card.
- Sorry, wrong one.
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Ah, here you go.
- Okay! Edwin, what can I do for you?
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- Actually it's
what I can do for you!
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See, it's all part
of the business plan for a little project I'm working on.
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Edwin, you better not
be pitching!
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- I'm not! So, here's
the pitch -
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and I'm only telling you 'cuz
I know you're loaded.
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- Edwin, you know the rules.
Okay, we eat first, then we hit the guests up for money.
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[Laughing]
- Hi there! I'm George.
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- It's nice to finally meet you,
though it's a...
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it's a bit weird.
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- No, it's very weird.
[Both laughing]
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- Hey! Who's this?
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- This is Marti and tonight
I will not pick my nose!
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- Excellent. Me either!
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[Giggling]
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00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:24,878
- Risotto. Risotto's just rice.
I can make rice.
236
00:12:25,010 --> 00:12:28,010
- Case? Listen, your Dad's
taking the kids for a ride
237
00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:29,177
in his convertible.
You wanna go?
238
00:12:29,315 --> 00:12:31,215
- Ah... little
busy here, George!
239
00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:33,590
- Can I help?
- Actually, yeah, yeah!
240
00:12:33,719 --> 00:12:35,789
Could you get my Mom? It'd be
nice for her to come up and say hello.
241
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:38,991
- She said she had a migraine.
- Oh for Pete's sake.
242
00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:41,485
She doesn't get migraines! But
she's about to get an earful!
243
00:12:41,627 --> 00:12:44,457
- Mom, dinner's almost ready!
244
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,297
Can you stop faking
and get dressed please!
245
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:50,243
- But Casey...
- The only butt I wanna see is yours
246
00:12:50,369 --> 00:12:52,399
on the dining room chair
in 20 minutes!
247
00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:56,638
- I'll go jolly her along.
- Jolly good, George.
248
00:12:56,775 --> 00:13:00,745
[Phone ringing]
249
00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:04,450
Hello? Oh, Kendra!
Hi! I'm so glad you called!
250
00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:06,693
Is there any way you could
come and get Derek?
251
00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:08,549
You never wanna see him again?
252
00:13:08,687 --> 00:13:11,117
Okay, yeah, I know how
you feel, but um...
253
00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:13,157
I'll have him call you when
he gets back.
254
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:16,362
No, he's not
with another girl, no!
255
00:13:16,495 --> 00:13:18,055
Don't cry! No, no, don't cry!
He's not worth it!
256
00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:20,927
Okay! Alright! Bye.
257
00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:28,066
- We burned rubber!
- Whoa!
258
00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:30,807
- Ah, Lizzie, could I see you
in the kitchen?
259
00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:35,053
- Yeah.
- Now! - Sure.
260
00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:37,751
- Uh, don't worry, Dad.
Dinner's hurrying right along.
261
00:13:37,883 --> 00:13:40,323
- Ah, look, honey,
I've only got an hour or so
262
00:13:40,452 --> 00:13:41,992
I gotta get back to Toronto
tonight to catch a flight.
263
00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:45,021
- Oh, so soon?
- Yeah.
264
00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:46,287
- Okay, well then
I'll hurry along faster. - Great.
265
00:13:46,425 --> 00:13:48,755
- And Derek, call Kendra!
- Yeah, I'll call later.
266
00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:51,734
- But she's really upset.
- Well, then I'll call much later.
267
00:13:51,864 --> 00:13:53,974
- Ha! Smart man.
268
00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:56,899
- Don't encourage him, Dad.
He should call his girlfriend and sort things out.
269
00:13:57,036 --> 00:13:59,206
- Casey, we men, we're not
really talkers.
270
00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:03,378
I remember when I was your age
I'd do anything to avoid "the talk".
271
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,379
Come to think of it, I still do.
[Laughing]
272
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:09,081
- See, that's what
I'm talkin' about. - Yeah, smart man.
273
00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:10,815
[Laughing]
274
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:13,890
So, trouble with
the girlfriend, huh?
275
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:16,919
- Yeah, the trouble
is I have a girlfriend.
276
00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:18,916
I mean she's okay,
but sometimes a man
277
00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:20,888
needs a little
breathing space.
278
00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:23,296
- You're not a man, Derek!
279
00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:26,199
So, Dennis, um... I'm still
hoping for some "ear time"
280
00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:29,172
on that business proposition?
- Yes, can do, Edwin.
281
00:14:29,301 --> 00:14:32,771
- Great.
- Look, if you like the girl, smooth things out.
282
00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:35,035
Talk is cheap, flowers aren't.
Send her some.
283
00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:38,214
- Yeah, I would,
but I kinda already spent
284
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,754
all my allowance and Casey's.
285
00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:45,079
- Alright, look,
here is my secretary's email;
286
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:48,587
you send her the address
and have her send some, 'kay.
287
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:52,361
- And you're related
to Casey how?
288
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:59,602
Oh! The risotto's not...
risottoing!
289
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:03,642
- Ouch! I think I grated
some skin into the cheese.
290
00:15:03,769 --> 00:15:07,809
- Oh! Get it out! And don't
bleed in the cheese, please!
291
00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:10,040
- Don't worry,
I'll be fine.
292
00:15:10,175 --> 00:15:12,105
- Ah!
293
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:14,314
- So I'm just hanging there,
right, just by my fingers,
294
00:15:14,446 --> 00:15:18,046
I look down; bottom of
the cliff - it's just jungle down there.
295
00:15:18,183 --> 00:15:20,723
I gotta football
field to climb up.
296
00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:24,223
- Dennis. Welcome!
297
00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:27,886
Casey and Lizzie are ever
so excited you could come.
298
00:15:28,027 --> 00:15:31,797
- Nora, look at you.
Just beautiful as ever.
299
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,831
- Well... yeah.
[Laughing]
300
00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:38,137
I'm glad you could come, too. -
- Eh!
301
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:40,310
- Ah, you are
a lucky man, George.
302
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,569
You don't take her
for granted like I did.
303
00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:44,138
And come home for dinner
every once in a while.
304
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:47,576
- I always come home for dinner.
Course, I usually make dinner.
305
00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:51,923
[Laughing]
- And, uh, Casey would like us to sit for dinner.
306
00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:54,521
- Ah, so my little cheffettes
are ready, huh?
307
00:15:54,653 --> 00:15:57,123
Liz, can you stir
with your good hand?
308
00:15:57,256 --> 00:15:59,526
I need to dress the salad.
- Sure, but watch out for the...
309
00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:03,658
- Olive oil?
- Yeah.
310
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,426
- George watch out for the...
311
00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:08,204
- Ah!
312
00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:10,944
Ooh! Olive oil?
313
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:13,910
- Yeah.
- Okay. Ah!
314
00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:17,239
Ah!
- Whoop! Oh!
315
00:16:17,376 --> 00:16:20,546
- Oooh! Ah, is everything
alright in there?
316
00:16:20,679 --> 00:16:22,379
- Oh yeah, yeah.
Like a well-oiled machine.
317
00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:25,254
- Well, I'm starving, so
how 'bout a well-ordered pizza?
318
00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:28,054
- Ah, in the meantime, why don't
we play a sample round
319
00:16:28,187 --> 00:16:31,317
of my board game aimed at
the tween demographic?
320
00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:34,427
I call it Fartofacts.
321
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:37,860
- You're not supposed to say
that! Or do that.
322
00:16:37,996 --> 00:16:41,126
- Exactly. Edwin
I don't think it's appropriate dinner conversation.
323
00:16:41,266 --> 00:16:44,396
- Which is why we're talking
about it before dinner. - [Casey]: Edwin!
324
00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:46,566
- So, Dennis.
- Yes?
325
00:16:46,705 --> 00:16:49,705
- My game explores the fun
and foul world of gas!
326
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,282
- Okay.
- The different categories are on your cards.
327
00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:55,551
- Whoever smelt it, dealt it.
- Silent but deadly.
328
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,621
- Clear the room...
it's a stink bomb.
329
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,720
- Dinner is finally... whoa!
330
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,189
- Casey, are you okay?
331
00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:09,556
[Sobbing softly]
332
00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:15,171
[Derek is laughing loudly]
- Is something burning?
333
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:20,510
- The red peppers! No! Oh no!
[Fire alarm]
334
00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:24,409
[Fire truck siren]
335
00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:30,082
- [Derek]: Yeah, I know!
I thought everyone knew paper was flammable.
336
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:33,345
Yeah, don't worry! I'll fill
her in on kitchen safety.
337
00:17:33,485 --> 00:17:34,945
Night guys!
338
00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:37,057
Ah, good people.
339
00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:40,959
- One word and
this time our neighbours will be calling an ambulance!
340
00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:46,333
- You know what? That is about
all the excitement I can handle for one night.
341
00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:47,995
- You're not leaving
already are you?
342
00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:50,443
- Well, I'm sorry, honey,
I've got that flight to catch.
343
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:51,939
- But I haven't shown
you my room!
344
00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:54,440
- Or my room!
- Next time, okay? I promise.
345
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:57,343
You guys
understand, right?
346
00:17:57,476 --> 00:17:59,876
- [Both]: Yeah.
347
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:03,082
- Ah, thank you.
Nice meeting you. - Nice meeting you.
348
00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:06,085
- Nice meeting
you all, you know, even the firemen. Derek, you know,
349
00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:08,718
you gotta come to New York.
You gotta see a Ranger game. I got center ice tickets.
350
00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:10,824
Those are my numbers, you don't
be afraid to call, alright?
351
00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:13,726
- Don't worry. I won't.
- Mm, Bye.
352
00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:15,729
- Bye, Dad.
- [All]: Bye. - [Edwin]: Think about it.
353
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:22,103
- Ah, you know, Miss Case,
354
00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:24,104
I'm actually glad we did that.
355
00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:26,066
- Yeah... me too.
356
00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:29,135
Um, well, I better finish
cleaning up the oil slick in the kitchen.
357
00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:35,749
- Everything okay?
358
00:18:35,881 --> 00:18:39,921
- Yeah, the oven's fine.
Should make a full recovery.
359
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:42,092
- And will you make
a full recovery?
360
00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:45,391
- From the dinner fiasco?
It's my own fault for striving for perfection.
361
00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:48,134
- Yeah, well
at least you got to see your dad. He's a great guy.
362
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:50,200
- I know he's a great guy!
He's my dad!
363
00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:52,099
[Starts crying]: And if
you'd gone out with Kendra like you were supposed to,
364
00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:54,231
I might've actually
spoken to him...
365
00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:56,236
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa! Don't do that! - Do what?
366
00:18:56,368 --> 00:18:57,968
- Cry!
- Why not?
367
00:18:58,103 --> 00:18:59,673
- I don't "do" tears.
368
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,135
Why do you think
I haven't called Kendra?
369
00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:03,613
- Derek, that's terrible.
You can't just avoid Kendra.
370
00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:05,612
Think of how
she's feeling right now!
371
00:19:05,744 --> 00:19:09,684
- Ya think? Maybe you
should take your own advice.
372
00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:24,656
[Doorbell]
373
00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:28,028
- Dad?
- Hey.
374
00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:29,096
- What are you doing here?
Is everything okay?
375
00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:30,604
Was your plane delayed?
376
00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:33,106
- No, no it...
left without me.
377
00:19:33,238 --> 00:19:35,108
- You missed your flight?
Well, I'll call the airline
378
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:37,280
and see if we can
get you another one.
379
00:19:37,409 --> 00:19:39,109
- No, Casey, Casey, stop.
You know I missed... missed it on purpose.
380
00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:44,254
- Why?
- Because I realized what a big deal this night was for you.
381
00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:48,753
And actually it was a...
it was a big deal for me too.
382
00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:53,687
- I just... I wanted
everything to be perfect,
383
00:19:53,825 --> 00:19:56,185
but it was perfectly awful.
384
00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:58,928
- No, no. It was perfectly
wonderful and it was...
385
00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:02,274
it was very entertaining.
386
00:20:02,401 --> 00:20:04,641
And I shouldn't have just
breezed in and outta here like that.
387
00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:07,270
- You shouldn't have 'cuz
we never get to see you
388
00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:09,536
and we miss you so much
and I hope you don't mind,
389
00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:11,275
but I think I'm gonna cry.
390
00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:16,150
- Of course I don't mind.
391
00:20:16,281 --> 00:20:19,051
I'm so proud
of you, Casey.
392
00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:22,294
How you coped
with everything...
393
00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:25,121
The divorce, a new city,
a new school.
394
00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:27,257
How you've helped Lizzie
deal with everything
395
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:29,262
and I know I shouldn't
have spent so much time
396
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:31,464
speaking with Derek,
but you know, guy talk;
397
00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:34,897
it's so much easier
than this. Ha!
398
00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:38,303
- Derek called you,
didn't he?
399
00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:42,707
- Yeah, maybe. Well,
I'm sworn to secrecy, so I...
400
00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:44,841
- I can't believe him!
401
00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:47,047
He had no right
to do such a...
402
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:49,309
sweet thing.
403
00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:51,348
- Yeah. Ya know your...
404
00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:53,853
your new family
is pretty great.
405
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:55,846
I mean, I really like George
and, honestly, I've never seen
406
00:20:55,988 --> 00:21:00,028
so happy. That, uh... little
stepbrother of yours, though,
407
00:21:00,158 --> 00:21:03,258
you gotta keep an eye on him
because a... game about gas?
408
00:21:03,395 --> 00:21:07,265
- I'll work on it.
- Yeah, that idea reeks.
409
00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:10,239
[Laughing]
410
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:18,677
- Okay, so that's one
more for Marti, Dad...
411
00:21:18,810 --> 00:21:22,010
- Thank you.
- Nora and me.
412
00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:24,877
- What's my category?
413
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:28,047
- The backside trumpet.
414
00:21:28,186 --> 00:21:30,686
- I don't get it.
- Good!
415
00:21:30,822 --> 00:21:33,532
Edwin, this game
is disgusting!
416
00:21:33,659 --> 00:21:35,329
- I know! I'm gonna be rich!
417
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:37,430
So Dad's coming in next week
418
00:21:37,562 --> 00:21:39,732
just to take Lizzie and
I out for dinner.
419
00:21:39,865 --> 00:21:42,795
- Oh, that's wonderful.
- I know! He wants to make sure he spends more time with us.
420
00:21:45,904 --> 00:21:47,544
- So you and Kendra
worked things out?
421
00:21:47,673 --> 00:21:51,083
- Yeah, we had a nice chat.
She cried, I cringed...
422
00:21:51,209 --> 00:21:54,079
- You smooched. Or did you put
that lipstick on yourself?
423
00:21:54,212 --> 00:21:57,952
- Oh, no, that's, ah... ketchup.
424
00:21:58,083 --> 00:21:59,853
- Oh, you got "ketchup"
on your neck too!
425
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:02,885
- Hey! No! Hands off! I mean it!
- I wanna see! I wanna see!
426
00:22:03,021 --> 00:22:05,461
- Hey! Hey! Hey! No!
427
00:22:11,396 --> 00:22:13,766
- And now...
the Life Of Derek Players.
428
00:22:13,899 --> 00:22:17,269
- Sorry boys.
[Laughing]
429
00:22:17,402 --> 00:22:19,272
- Um, why'd you do that?
We were rolling!
430
00:22:19,404 --> 00:22:22,014
- Nose nose picking.
[Giggling]
431
00:22:30,449 --> 00:22:33,549
- The red peppas.
[Laughing]
432
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:39,315
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433
00:22:40,759 --> 00:22:42,629
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434
00:22:42,761 --> 00:22:44,701
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435
00:22:44,751 --> 00:22:49,301
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