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Der-rek! 9 00:00:43,143 --> 00:00:45,353 - One. - That was mean. 10 00:00:45,478 --> 00:00:48,108 - This is gross. 11 00:00:48,248 --> 00:00:49,278 - Der-rek! 12 00:00:49,416 --> 00:00:51,676 - Two... - Music to my ears. 13 00:00:51,818 --> 00:00:54,118 - Let me guess - this is one of your lame bets? 14 00:00:54,254 --> 00:00:56,294 - Bet rules - can't tell ya. 15 00:00:56,423 --> 00:00:59,263 - Well, I want no part of it so go away and don't touch my breakfast! 16 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:02,662 - Done! And done. 17 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:05,466 - Der-rek! 18 00:01:05,598 --> 00:01:07,528 - [Edwin]: Nice! 19 00:01:07,667 --> 00:01:10,137 Three sisters annoyed in... 20 00:01:10,270 --> 00:01:13,070 twenty-three seconds! 21 00:01:13,206 --> 00:01:17,506 - Ah, Derek Venturi sets a new annoying record! 22 00:01:17,644 --> 00:01:20,454 And I gotta do the dishes all week. 23 00:01:22,515 --> 00:01:24,475 - Yeah! 24 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:31,315 - ♪ Used to be my mother and my sister and me ♪ 25 00:01:31,458 --> 00:01:34,428 ♪ A happy little family and all right with me ♪ 26 00:01:34,561 --> 00:01:37,731 ♪ But Mom got married that's when everything changed ♪ 27 00:01:37,864 --> 00:01:40,574 ♪ Some things were lost and others were gained ♪ 28 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:43,270 ♪ A new school, a new house ♪ 29 00:01:43,403 --> 00:01:46,513 ♪ So many changes it makes my head spin ♪ 30 00:01:46,639 --> 00:01:50,709 ♪ Now I've got a brother who gets under my skin ♪ 31 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:53,754 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 32 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:56,920 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 33 00:01:57,050 --> 00:02:01,090 ♪ This is life with Lizzie, Edwin, George and Nora, Marti and Casey ♪ 34 00:02:01,221 --> 00:02:04,161 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 35 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:06,290 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 36 00:02:06,426 --> 00:02:09,796 ng is a contest! 37 00:02:09,929 --> 00:02:11,999 The lamer the game, the better. 38 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:16,772 Well I, for one, will not be a contestant in Derek's trivial pursuits. 39 00:02:18,004 --> 00:02:20,344 - Dad, don't answer that! 40 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:22,683 Okay, it's Emily phoning for Casey. 41 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:24,879 - Phone call at dinnertime. 42 00:02:25,011 --> 00:02:26,711 It's gotta be a telemarketer. You're on. 43 00:02:26,846 --> 00:02:29,816 [Ringing] Hello? 44 00:02:29,949 --> 00:02:35,459 No, we don't want to change our long distance plan. 45 00:02:35,588 --> 00:02:37,818 - Telemarketer. I win. 46 00:02:37,957 --> 00:02:39,927 - And I've lost my appetite. Excuse me. 47 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:45,970 - Dad? - Yeah? 48 00:02:46,099 --> 00:02:48,769 - Um, call your boss. - Derek! 49 00:02:56,276 --> 00:02:57,836 - Hey! - Oh, sorry, Smarti. 50 00:02:57,977 --> 00:03:00,877 - I bet you want me outta your chair. - Yeah, you win that bet! 51 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:05,286 - Well, I checked yesterday's weather. 52 00:03:05,418 --> 00:03:09,818 It rained in El Salvador and it snowed in Slovakia. You win again. 53 00:03:09,956 --> 00:03:13,086 - You guys bet on the weather? That is so random. 54 00:03:13,226 --> 00:03:15,826 - And weird. What is it with you guys and betting? 55 00:03:15,962 --> 00:03:17,662 - It's fun. 56 00:03:17,797 --> 00:03:19,967 I mean, you wouldn't understand 'cuz you're afraid to take risks. 57 00:03:20,099 --> 00:03:23,069 Most preppies are. - I am not a preppie. 58 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:26,513 - Then you need a mirror. 59 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:29,709 Okay, I bet this is the episode where the parents go away and the kids throw a party. 60 00:03:29,842 --> 00:03:32,452 - I bet it's the one where the girl makes a fool of herself at school. 61 00:03:32,579 --> 00:03:35,779 - I bet it's the one where a guy dresses like a girl! 62 00:03:35,915 --> 00:03:38,415 - I bet it's the one where the dad dents his neighbor's car! 63 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:40,191 [Screeching tires from TV] - [TV]: Brad, you dented the... 64 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:41,750 - Yes! Whoo! Yes! 65 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:43,818 - E-nough! 66 00:03:50,196 --> 00:03:51,966 - Bet you're not excited to see me. 67 00:03:52,098 --> 00:03:54,598 - Bet you can't go ten seconds without saying bet? 68 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:56,904 - Oh! You are interested in the action. 69 00:03:57,036 --> 00:03:59,466 I'd advise against any school wagers 'cuz I know this place 70 00:03:59,606 --> 00:04:01,806 like the back of my hand. - Really? 71 00:04:01,941 --> 00:04:05,411 - Lisa Marcus is about to walk by and check me out. 72 00:04:07,213 --> 00:04:09,883 - And Isabel Butler-- she's running late. 73 00:04:10,016 --> 00:04:13,246 - And Albert Petroff? He's gonna pass by mid-pick. 74 00:04:13,386 --> 00:04:15,986 - Impressive-- - [Together]: and gross. 75 00:04:16,122 --> 00:04:18,162 - See? You are so predictable. 76 00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:20,591 - So what? I like being predictable. 77 00:04:20,727 --> 00:04:21,957 - Oh I know! 78 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:25,025 I also know you wouldn't speak to the next guy you see. 79 00:04:25,164 --> 00:04:27,704 Could be outside your preppie comfort zone. 80 00:04:27,834 --> 00:04:30,504 Don't roll your eyes at me! 81 00:04:30,637 --> 00:04:33,937 - Alright, fine! One bet and that's it! What's the wager? 82 00:04:34,073 --> 00:04:36,643 - My tuna for your turkey. 83 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:40,246 - All you have to do is have a two-second conversation with the next guy you see. 84 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:42,320 - Watch me. 85 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:47,021 - Hi. I'm Casey. And you are? 86 00:04:49,188 --> 00:04:51,158 - Hm. - Walking away. 87 00:04:51,290 --> 00:04:53,690 [Laughing] 88 00:04:53,826 --> 00:04:56,226 - Enjoy! 89 00:04:56,362 --> 00:04:58,502 - Ew! 90 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:02,101 - Hey - double or nothing! I bet I can get that punk to talk to me. 91 00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:05,265 - I'm sure you could eventually, which is why I'm not taking the bet. 92 00:05:05,405 --> 00:05:07,205 Whatever happened to one bet and that's it? 93 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:09,280 - Well, now it's one more bet and that's it. 94 00:05:09,409 --> 00:05:11,879 - 'Kay, Casey, there are rules to betting: 95 00:05:12,011 --> 00:05:13,851 You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when 96 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,850 to fold 'em, know when to walk away, 97 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:17,582 which is right now. Bye-bye. 98 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:23,562 - I'll bet I can get 'Punky Punkerson' to ask me out by Friday. 99 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:26,430 - You really think he'd date a 'Polly Preppypants' like you? 100 00:05:26,559 --> 00:05:27,759 - I'll bet you he would. 101 00:05:27,894 --> 00:05:30,204 - What's the wager? 102 00:05:30,329 --> 00:05:35,699 - If you win, I do your chores for a year and if I win, you do mine. 103 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:37,465 - Oh, it's on. 104 00:05:48,381 --> 00:05:51,881 - Sup? It's Casey - we spoke earlier, remember? 105 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:55,458 Actually I spoke and you just stood there. 106 00:05:55,588 --> 00:05:58,358 Kinda like now. Okay, um, so you're not the chatty type. 107 00:05:58,491 --> 00:06:00,261 Uh, at least you could tell me your name? 108 00:06:00,393 --> 00:06:02,803 - It's Mick. Mick Jones. 109 00:06:02,929 --> 00:06:04,699 - Well, I'm Casey, but call me Case. 110 00:06:04,831 --> 00:06:07,371 - Hm. - Okay nice talking to you Mick! 111 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:10,200 - Why were you talking to Trevor? 112 00:06:10,336 --> 00:06:12,406 - I wasn't. I was talking to Mick. - Who's Mick? 113 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:14,538 - The punk guy. - The punk guy's Trevor. 114 00:06:14,674 --> 00:06:17,184 I've known him ever since he was a mini-punk back in grade three. 115 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:18,780 - Then who's Mick? 116 00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:20,751 - I don't know! But why were you talking to Trevor? 117 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:24,350 - Well, because I bet Derek that I could get Trevor or Mick or 118 00:06:24,484 --> 00:06:26,654 whatever the punk guy's name is to ask me out by Friday. 119 00:06:26,786 --> 00:06:28,446 - Well I hope you didn't bet anything big 120 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:30,718 'cuz the chances of Trevor asking you out by Friday 121 00:06:30,857 --> 00:06:35,187 or any day are slim and none. He's a total alterna-guy. 122 00:06:35,328 --> 00:06:38,528 - And I'm a polly-preppypants. 123 00:06:48,608 --> 00:06:51,978 - New bet, sure thing. kay, I bet 124 00:06:52,111 --> 00:06:54,381 Casey that she couldn't go out with the punk guy at school. 125 00:06:54,514 --> 00:06:59,454 - Okay, Casey go out with a - a punk? You mean like a criminal. 126 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:02,455 - No, a punk as in somebody who listens to punk music. 127 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:05,628 - Are you a punk? - No, but some of their music's pretty cool. 128 00:07:05,758 --> 00:07:06,928 - So being a punk is cool? 129 00:07:07,059 --> 00:07:09,559 - It can be. I mean, or, it can't be. 130 00:07:09,695 --> 00:07:13,495 - Uh, oh - okay, so, well, how did you become cool? 131 00:07:13,633 --> 00:07:16,743 - It's something you're born with. Either you have it or you don't. 132 00:07:16,869 --> 00:07:18,769 - Well, do I have it? 133 00:07:18,905 --> 00:07:20,705 - Too early to tell. 134 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:26,645 - Oh. Well, ah, how exactly would you define cool? 135 00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:28,879 - Cool is the opposite of Casey. - Okay. 136 00:07:29,015 --> 00:07:30,945 - Well I was cool enough 137 00:07:31,083 --> 00:07:33,353 to have a nice chat with Trevor after school. 138 00:07:33,486 --> 00:07:35,346 - And during this alleged 139 00:07:35,488 --> 00:07:37,758 after-school chat, did he ask you out? 140 00:07:37,890 --> 00:07:41,630 - No, but he will. And when my fashion consultant arrives, send her up. 141 00:07:41,761 --> 00:07:44,161 - [Casey]: I can't! - [Emily]: Oh, yes you can! 142 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:47,867 - What's going on in there? - Emily's punking your sister. 143 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,100 - You mean she's pranking her? 144 00:07:50,236 --> 00:07:52,136 - No, she's making her look punk. 145 00:07:52,271 --> 00:07:54,911 Which might or might not be cool. 146 00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:57,111 - What are you talking about? 147 00:07:57,243 --> 00:08:00,383 - Well, you and Casey wouldn't understand - you guys aren't cool like me and Derek. 148 00:08:00,513 --> 00:08:02,223 - You're cool? 149 00:08:02,348 --> 00:08:03,618 - Mm hm. - Wanna bet on that? 150 00:08:03,749 --> 00:08:06,249 - What'd you have in mind? 151 00:08:06,385 --> 00:08:10,215 - Week's worth of chores can't get anyone in this house to call you cool. 152 00:08:10,356 --> 00:08:12,756 - Oh, you are on! 153 00:08:12,892 --> 00:08:15,262 - This is almost too easy. 154 00:08:20,199 --> 00:08:22,499 - Hey dad. What's shaking? 155 00:08:22,635 --> 00:08:25,035 - Me. It's freezing outside. 156 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:27,041 I mean, I love Canada, but c'mon people! 157 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:29,083 - Oh, really? I, ah, 158 00:08:29,208 --> 00:08:32,038 I dig the cold. That's just 'cuz I'm coo... 159 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:34,878 - You can't say that word. - You never said that was part of it! 160 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:37,084 - Part of what? - Oh, part of the... 161 00:08:37,216 --> 00:08:39,116 - You can't say what we're doing! That's part of it too! 162 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:41,092 - Hi George. - Hi Casey. 163 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:52,532 - Nora! 164 00:08:55,902 --> 00:08:59,142 - Em, I can't do this. He's gonna see right through my phony look. 165 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:01,212 - Don't insult my work. Besides, 166 00:09:01,340 --> 00:09:03,310 you need Trevor to ask you out by tomorrow! 167 00:09:03,442 --> 00:09:05,412 And I made a side bet with Derek that you can do it. 168 00:09:05,544 --> 00:09:07,584 - You did what? 169 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:10,323 - I bet on you. 170 00:09:10,449 --> 00:09:12,449 - What should I say? 171 00:09:12,585 --> 00:09:14,915 - It's not what you say, it's how you say it. 172 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:16,924 'Rude 'tude', remember? 173 00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:19,186 - Yeah, whatever -- like I care what you think! 174 00:09:19,325 --> 00:09:22,325 - Perfect! - Yeah, that was pretty awesome. 175 00:09:22,461 --> 00:09:27,931 - Now go over there and talk to him! And don't ever say awesome. 176 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:29,337 - Hi Trevor. 177 00:09:29,468 --> 00:09:32,568 - Emily! Talking to me? Hm. What's the occasion? 178 00:09:32,705 --> 00:09:35,035 - I'd like to introduce my friend, Casey. 179 00:09:35,174 --> 00:09:38,244 - Yeah, I met Case yesterday. At least, I think I did. 180 00:09:38,377 --> 00:09:39,877 - Well I'm out of here. You guys talk. 181 00:09:40,012 --> 00:09:42,652 - See ya', Trevor! 182 00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:46,492 - You look different. - Yeah, whatever, Trevor. 183 00:09:46,619 --> 00:09:49,059 - That rhymes. - Yeah, like space and Case. 184 00:09:49,188 --> 00:09:52,058 - Exactly! Hey! Are you calling me a "space-case"? 185 00:09:52,191 --> 00:09:54,131 - Well, if the clothes fit. 186 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:58,600 - Oh, get ready to make my lunches for the next month 187 00:09:58,731 --> 00:10:00,601 'cuz this Trevor thing is so not happening. 188 00:10:00,733 --> 00:10:05,243 Look, he's already flirting with that punkette. 189 00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:08,471 - That's no punkette, Derek. That's Casey. 190 00:10:12,311 --> 00:10:14,811 - Huh? 191 00:10:19,919 --> 00:10:23,989 - So, I can't wait to see this amazing punk CD collection. 192 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:26,163 - Ah... 193 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:30,462 Confession time: I don't have a punk CD collection. 194 00:10:30,596 --> 00:10:33,226 - Really? Well, that's shocking. I mean, you've been punk for what -- a day now? 195 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:35,296 - But I've always been punk at heart. 196 00:10:35,434 --> 00:10:38,504 - Really 'cuz I've seen you hanging with Emily and you guys seem kinda... preppy. 197 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,468 - Nah the preppy scene's all played out 198 00:10:40,606 --> 00:10:43,776 -- neat and tidy. Who likes that? 199 00:10:43,909 --> 00:10:47,209 - I kinda thought you did. - 'Cuz I dressed a certain way? 200 00:10:47,346 --> 00:10:49,546 - Well, didn't you think I was scary because I dressed a certain way? 201 00:10:49,682 --> 00:10:51,622 - No. 202 00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:56,321 - Yes, but -- I was wrong. You're not scary at all. 203 00:10:56,455 --> 00:10:58,115 [Marti shrieks] 204 00:10:58,257 --> 00:11:01,527 - Uh, Marti, Marti -- it's okay, um... Trevor's a friend. 205 00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:04,360 - I'm sorry Trevor. - Nah, it's cool. I get that all the time. 206 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,767 - Whoa! - But not that much. 207 00:11:06,899 --> 00:11:09,369 - Something wrong Derek? 208 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,702 - No! No -- not at all. 209 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:14,237 - Sup? Casey can I talk to you for a sec? 210 00:11:14,373 --> 00:11:16,313 - Sure. 211 00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:22,924 - Are we having a staring contest? 212 00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:28,518 - Because if we are, you're totally winning. 213 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:32,433 - You told that freak show about the bet! 214 00:11:32,558 --> 00:11:34,488 - No I did not. And he's not a freak show. 215 00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:36,657 He actually seems like a really nice guy. 216 00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:38,596 - If he doesn't know about the bet, how'd you get him here? 217 00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:40,501 - What can I say? My new look worked. 218 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:42,233 - What do you mean? He... asked you out? 219 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,838 - No. But I still have one more day. 220 00:11:53,312 --> 00:11:55,852 - Hi! Ah ha, who -- who are you? 221 00:11:55,981 --> 00:11:58,181 - Um, I -- I'm Trevor. I go to school with Casey. 222 00:11:58,317 --> 00:12:03,087 - Oh, and you're dressed like that too. 223 00:12:05,257 --> 00:12:08,887 Ah... duh... not that there's anything wrong with, ah, that. 224 00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:12,628 I me - you know, I'm a big fan of the al-- alterna-goth- whatchama-call-it look, 225 00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:17,665 in fact I was a punk in high school myself, for a - about a week. 226 00:12:17,803 --> 00:12:20,943 - Oh that's cool, 'cuz you know most parents are - are pretty freaked when they first meet me. 227 00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:24,413 - Oh, freaked? Me? No -- never! 228 00:12:24,543 --> 00:12:27,113 I'm just going to check to see if George has started dinner. 229 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:30,276 Ha, ha. George? 230 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:33,716 - So that's why you invited me here -- to scare your family. 231 00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:35,723 - No I - I wanted to get to know you. 232 00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:39,085 I mean I know you like punk music - like The Clash? 233 00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:41,825 Or is there another reason your alter ego is Mick Jones? 234 00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:45,101 - Ah, doin' some research, huh? Well The Clash is classic punk. 235 00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:48,601 If you wanna know about the new punk scene, I should take you to a concert sometime. 236 00:12:48,734 --> 00:12:50,674 - I'd - I'd like that. Anytime. 237 00:12:50,803 --> 00:12:54,443 Actually, sooner would be better that later so I could, ah, get educated as fast as possible. 238 00:12:54,573 --> 00:12:56,143 - Cool, well how 'bout ah... 239 00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:59,205 - Hey, Case! Still a punk, hunh? 240 00:12:59,345 --> 00:13:02,105 Oh you've got a punk friend. Yeah, yeah. 241 00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:04,418 I'm - I'm down with that. 242 00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:06,990 - Ah, George, this is Trevor. Trevor this is George. 243 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:09,259 - Trevor. - George. 244 00:13:13,092 --> 00:13:14,732 - I should go start dinner. 245 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,433 - So, ah, Casey's new friend 246 00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:21,495 he - he certainly seems a bit punky, huh? 247 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,574 - Oh, Casey? Who's Casey? 248 00:13:23,702 --> 00:13:26,212 I mean certainly not the girl in our living room. 249 00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:29,308 Ah, I mean first she completely changes her entire look 250 00:13:29,441 --> 00:13:31,341 and now she's changing her friends. 251 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,177 Am I totally out of touch with my daughter's life? 252 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:37,052 Huh... Is she alienated? Depressed? 253 00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:39,123 - [Casey]: That's hilarious! 254 00:13:39,251 --> 00:13:41,491 - You know what? It's probably just a phase. 255 00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:44,720 - Uhn-nhn -- Casey doesn't have phases. 256 00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:46,957 Well, unless, of course, we discuss it and we both agree 257 00:13:47,092 --> 00:13:48,992 that she's ready to move on to that phase. 258 00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:51,128 - So what're we supposed to do? We supposed to kick Trevor out of the house? 259 00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:53,273 - Oooh! Yes! I'll do the honors... 260 00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:56,299 - No! That'll make her want to see him more! 261 00:13:56,435 --> 00:13:59,565 - Nora, you have a right to be worried. 262 00:13:59,705 --> 00:14:02,105 - I do? - Trevor is a very bad influence. 263 00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:04,381 - That's coming from me. 264 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:07,010 - Whoa. - Well, well - what should we do? 265 00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:09,346 - Well, if we can't kick him out, 266 00:14:09,481 --> 00:14:11,381 we should invite him to dinner. 267 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,347 That way Casey'll see they have nothing 268 00:14:13,485 --> 00:14:15,415 in common. Better yet, 269 00:14:15,554 --> 00:14:17,824 Trevor'll see they have nothing in common. 270 00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:30,744 - Um, Mom? Trevor probably only eats raw meat. 271 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,840 - Lizzie, it's cool. I'm a punk, not a vampire. 272 00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:39,112 [Laughter around the table] 273 00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:42,105 - So Trevor. What are your other interests, 274 00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:45,048 outside of music ...and make up. 275 00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:47,824 - Mom, this is dinner, not an interview. 276 00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:50,923 - Um, I'm actually interested in human rights. 277 00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:53,426 - Really? - And I'm thinking about studying law. 278 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,559 - Really? - Mm hm. 279 00:15:00,165 --> 00:15:04,295 - Casey plays with dolls! - I do not play with dolls. I collect them. 280 00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:07,236 - She also loves that TV soap about the rich kids with problems. 281 00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:08,843 [Kicking under the table] - Ow. - Casey kicked Derek! 282 00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:12,144 - I know what you're doing. 283 00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:16,248 - Is everything okay? - Oh, yeah, they're like this twenty four seven. 284 00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:19,222 But, ah, a question for you Trevor - are you cool? 285 00:15:19,351 --> 00:15:21,691 - You know, I'm not really sure I know what cool is. 286 00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:24,720 - I hear ya', bro. See, I got this little bet situation... 287 00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:26,327 - Edwin! You can't talk about the bet! 288 00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:28,528 - Hey! Wanna play checkers with me? 289 00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,831 - Well, actually I was hoping we could finish our 'cool' conversation after dinner. 290 00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:33,173 - Trevor already said he'd play soccer with me after dinner! 291 00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:34,869 - [Mother]: Ah, that's nice of you Trevor. 292 00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:47,114 - Trevor, come back any time. 293 00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:49,176 - Yeah, yeah. I'm really glad you liked my cooking. 294 00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:51,545 - You cooked that? Man, I thought you just ran over it and served it. 295 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,954 [Chuckling] - Oh. 296 00:15:54,086 --> 00:15:57,086 - Good night Trevor. - Yeah. 297 00:15:57,222 --> 00:15:59,092 - Uh, so I guess I'll see you tomorrow at school. 298 00:15:59,224 --> 00:16:01,334 Unless there was something you had to ask? 299 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,460 - Well, now that you mention it, there's this band 300 00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:05,355 and they're called Heavy Until Tuesday and they're playing... 301 00:16:05,497 --> 00:16:08,427 - Heavy Until Tuesday? I love those guys! 302 00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:10,597 - They're girls. - Oh, even better! 303 00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:12,436 Hey, you wanna go? 304 00:16:12,571 --> 00:16:14,941 - Derek, what are you doing? And why are you wearing my earring? 305 00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:17,014 - Uh, actually it's Marti's earring. 306 00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:18,942 - Trying to sabotage something by any chance? 307 00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:21,978 - I'm gonna go. Um, I'll see you tomorrow at school. 308 00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:25,184 - Okay, bye. 309 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:28,817 - You cheater! He was about to ask me to out before you asked him out! 310 00:16:28,954 --> 00:16:32,834 - Hey, I love girl punk bands! I thought it would be fun. 311 00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:36,558 - Not as much fun as you'll have vacuuming my room every day when you lose this bet! 312 00:16:46,105 --> 00:16:47,965 - What's the haps, bro? 313 00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:49,907 - What haps with your face? 314 00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:51,912 - I'm just workin' on my punk look. 315 00:16:52,044 --> 00:16:54,214 You know that dude Trevor is one cool guy. 316 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:58,046 - You little traitor. 317 00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:01,953 You weren't supposed to make friends with him. What about the bet? 318 00:17:02,087 --> 00:17:05,257 - Sorry bro, but I gotta little bet situation of my own goin' on. 319 00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:07,061 - I might actually l... 320 00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:11,662 l... - Lose? 321 00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:14,297 - Ah, so your streak'll end. Pay Casey and move on. 322 00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:20,273 - I can't! The bet involves me doing actual house wuh... 323 00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:22,266 - Wuh- 324 00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:24,978 - Housework? - Nn-hn-nn. 325 00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:27,310 - Yeah, well that's rough, dude. But it doesn't look good. 326 00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:30,876 Seems like Trevor likes Casey and I think she likes him back. 327 00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:36,886 - Wait a sec -- you're right! Bet or no bet, Casey wants Trevor to ask her out. 328 00:17:37,022 --> 00:17:40,332 - So? - So, Trevor might like Casey now, 329 00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:43,099 but how's he gonna feel when he finds out this was all about a bet? 330 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:45,098 - Dude, you can't tell him! 331 00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:48,170 That would be so not cool! I think. 332 00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:52,170 - I am not gonna tell him. Casey is. 333 00:17:56,108 --> 00:18:01,048 - What's it gonna be? Win the guy, lose the bet or win the bet and lose the guy? 334 00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:03,050 - What are you talking about? 335 00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:05,552 - Well, let's say Trevor asks you out. Doubt it, but, ah... 336 00:18:05,684 --> 00:18:09,494 how's he gonna feel when he finds out it was all for a bet? 337 00:18:09,621 --> 00:18:12,621 - He'll understand; especially after I tell him I really like him! 338 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:15,788 - Liked him so much you used him? 339 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,598 Lemme know how that works out. 340 00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:19,929 - You're not gonna tell him are you? 341 00:18:20,065 --> 00:18:24,235 - I wouldn't do that. I'm cool. 342 00:18:24,369 --> 00:18:27,839 But you? You always have to do the right thing. 343 00:18:27,973 --> 00:18:31,813 Telling him about the bet, well... it kinda feels right to me. 344 00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:52,603 - Big problem Paul. Very big problem. 345 00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:55,371 - Casey, you look so different. 346 00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:58,541 - I know. It - it's part of the problem. See it all started with a bet. 347 00:18:58,670 --> 00:18:59,840 - Ah, you have a betting problem? 348 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,942 - No! Yes. 349 00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:04,784 I bet Derek I could get this punk guy to ask me out. 350 00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:07,210 - Okay, so you're pretending to like someone for a bet? 351 00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:09,476 - Yeah, but... now I actually do like him. 352 00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:11,515 So what should I do? 353 00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:21,363 - Fine, you're right! And Derek's right for the wrong reasons. 354 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:24,403 I've been too focused on winning this bet so I took advantage of someone. 355 00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:27,270 I better go right this wrong right away! Thank you, Paul, you are the best. 356 00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:33,870 - I am the best. 357 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:39,436 - So you didn't change your whole look because of me? It was for a bet? 358 00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:43,848 - It was really wrong and I'm really sorry. Really. 359 00:19:43,982 --> 00:19:47,352 - That's a relief. - You mean you don't hate me? 360 00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:49,516 - No. I like you a lot. 361 00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:51,715 And I really like your family. 362 00:19:53,992 --> 00:19:58,402 Okay, since you've been honest with me, I feel I should be honest with you, too. 363 00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:01,830 - I'd like that. 364 00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:04,137 - The real reason I wanted to get to know you... 365 00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:06,669 is kinda because I wanted to get to know Emily. 366 00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:10,137 - Oh. 367 00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:13,075 Emily. 368 00:20:13,211 --> 00:20:15,381 - So you think she'd go out with me? 369 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,620 - A sweet, smart, cute guy like you? 370 00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:25,762 If I was still a betting woman - which I am so not 371 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,331 - I think she would. 372 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:38,400 - Mom! Nice look. 373 00:20:38,537 --> 00:20:40,437 - Ah, Casey, you look like you again! 374 00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:42,942 But I thought we were a punk family now! 375 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,975 - Look, I'm really sorry if I worried you. 376 00:20:46,111 --> 00:20:47,881 I was just trying to get Trevor to like me. 377 00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:50,453 To win a bet with Derek. 378 00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:53,522 - Ah, Casey, how could you? 379 00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:55,722 Did you at least win? 380 00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:59,764 - Lost the bet, lost the guy. Guess you can't win'em all. 381 00:20:59,891 --> 00:21:03,101 - Casey, my room could use some tidying. 382 00:21:03,228 --> 00:21:05,658 - But there are different ways of winning. 383 00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:08,627 Derek, I'd be happy to tidy your room, but just remember 384 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,567 I will be looking through all 385 00:21:10,702 --> 00:21:12,542 of your personal and private stuff. 386 00:21:12,671 --> 00:21:17,841 - On second thought, stay outta my room. 387 00:21:17,976 --> 00:21:21,646 - Hey, party people. - Edwin? What happened? 388 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,750 - Your hair is glowing! 389 00:21:23,882 --> 00:21:27,022 - I just decided to go for a more... punkier look. 390 00:21:27,152 --> 00:21:29,092 - Nice try, Edwin, but punk wigs 391 00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:31,591 aren't cool. You lose the bet. 392 00:21:31,723 --> 00:21:35,093 - Oh, it's not a wig. I dyed it. 393 00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:37,597 - Not cool, Edwin! 394 00:21:37,729 --> 00:21:40,569 - You dyed your hair for a bet? 395 00:21:40,699 --> 00:21:42,399 - Mm-hm. 396 00:21:42,534 --> 00:21:44,074 - Yeah, okay you're pretty cool. 397 00:21:44,202 --> 00:21:49,312 - I am? I win! I win! I win! 398 00:21:49,441 --> 00:21:52,111 Nice! Yeah! I win! Nice! 399 00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:55,814 - No, you don't! It's a wig. - Ah... but he already said I was cool! 400 00:21:55,947 --> 00:21:58,017 - No, he thought you were... [Marti shrieking]: You lied! - ... he thought it was a wig. 401 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:01,350 - But he said I was cool. - No he thought you were... 402 00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:02,946 He said I was cool. He said I was cool. 403 00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:05,018 - No, but you lied... 404 00:22:13,632 --> 00:22:15,932 - I'm sorry! 405 00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:20,838 - He's a very bad influence. You can take that from me. 406 00:22:20,972 --> 00:22:22,812 - She's about to... 407 00:22:22,941 --> 00:22:24,681 - What - what's so funny? 408 00:22:27,779 --> 00:22:30,679 Closed Captioning by SETTE ltée 409 00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:44,002 ♪♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 410 00:22:44,162 --> 00:22:45,802 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪♪ 411 00:22:45,852 --> 00:22:50,402 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33292

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