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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,635 --> 00:00:04,795 [twinkling music] 2 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:19,194 [twinkling music] 3 00:00:22,489 --> 00:00:25,589 [Jazz]: ♪ Once upon a time ♪ ♪ A new man came into town ♪ 4 00:00:25,725 --> 00:00:28,595 - Oh, not again. Come on, let's go upstairs. 5 00:00:28,728 --> 00:00:32,828 - Wait a sec. Who is that goddess? 6 00:00:32,966 --> 00:00:36,436 - Stepsister Casey. She's practicing for some dance competition. C'mon. 7 00:00:36,569 --> 00:00:39,409 - But, but -- it's rude to leave in the middle of a song. 8 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:44,012 [Sigh] [Applause] 9 00:00:44,144 --> 00:00:45,354 Yeah! 10 00:00:45,478 --> 00:00:50,318 - Uh... Um... Edwin? Who's your friend? 11 00:00:50,450 --> 00:00:52,520 - Jason. And we were just leaving. 12 00:00:52,652 --> 00:00:55,792 - That was amazing. You are so gonna win that dance competition. 13 00:00:55,922 --> 00:00:58,022 - You think? 'Cuz I'm actually kinda nervous about the whole thing. 14 00:00:58,158 --> 00:01:00,488 - Anyhow, okay... Jason, let's go! 15 00:01:00,627 --> 00:01:01,687 - Very nice making your acquaintance! 16 00:01:01,828 --> 00:01:03,528 - Come on! 17 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:07,665 - Finished rehearsing? - Are you kidding? 18 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:09,571 I keep messing up the last combination. 19 00:01:09,702 --> 00:01:11,642 - Oh, I'm sure you know it just fine, honey. 20 00:01:11,771 --> 00:01:14,471 - Well, maybe you could watch one more time? Please? 21 00:01:14,607 --> 00:01:16,907 - I'd love to watch it again. 22 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:24,422 [Jazz]: ♪ Once upon a time ♪ ♪ A new man came into town ♪ 23 00:01:27,053 --> 00:01:30,023 - What did I miss? 24 00:01:35,695 --> 00:01:38,255 - ♪ Used to be my mother and my sister and me ♪ 25 00:01:38,398 --> 00:01:41,368 ♪ A happy little family and all right with me ♪ 26 00:01:41,501 --> 00:01:44,671 ♪ But Mom got married that's when everything changed ♪ 27 00:01:44,804 --> 00:01:47,514 ♪ Some things were lost and others were gained ♪ 28 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:50,210 ♪ A new school, a new house ♪ 29 00:01:50,343 --> 00:01:53,453 ♪ So many changes it makes my head spin ♪ 30 00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:57,650 ♪ Now I've got a brother who gets under my skin ♪ 31 00:01:57,784 --> 00:02:00,694 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 32 00:02:00,820 --> 00:02:03,860 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 33 00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:08,030 ♪ This is life with Lizzie, Edwin, George and Nora, Marti and Casey ♪ 34 00:02:08,161 --> 00:02:11,101 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 35 00:02:11,231 --> 00:02:13,471 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 36 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:16,670 ming for a live audience. 37 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:19,343 But beforehand? I'm freaked. 38 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:22,612 It's part of being a sensitive, artistic overachiever. 39 00:02:22,742 --> 00:02:27,452 As opposed to insensitive, crude underachievers - like Derek. 40 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:36,456 Argh! I'm awful! I'm terrible! 41 00:02:36,589 --> 00:02:39,959 I stink! - I couldn't agree more! 42 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:43,133 But there's no reason our couch should have to suffer for your mistakes. 43 00:02:43,263 --> 00:02:45,773 - Derek, not a good time for jokes. 44 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:48,499 - What's wrong? Did Casey sprain her... 45 00:02:48,635 --> 00:02:50,665 - Jazz hands. 46 00:02:50,803 --> 00:02:53,573 - No! But d'you wanna see my jazz fists? 47 00:02:53,706 --> 00:02:55,706 - Whoa, touchy. 48 00:02:57,577 --> 00:03:00,047 - Um... No TV. 49 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,820 The dance competition's Saturday and I have to rehearse. 50 00:03:02,949 --> 00:03:05,249 - Sorry dance studio closed. And the last time I checked, 51 00:03:05,385 --> 00:03:08,145 the living room was considered shared space. 52 00:03:08,288 --> 00:03:10,118 - Not before a dance competition. 53 00:03:10,256 --> 00:03:11,786 - Casey! - Gimme that! 54 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:14,525 - Show me the routine in your room! Okay? 55 00:03:14,661 --> 00:03:16,561 - Fine! But this isn't over! 56 00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:18,926 Your selfishness will be punished! 57 00:03:19,065 --> 00:03:20,865 Karma's gonna get you! 58 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,100 You think it's all about you. You're king of nothing! 59 00:03:23,236 --> 00:03:26,166 - See you later. 60 00:03:26,306 --> 00:03:29,936 What are you doing here? - Avoiding Derek. You? 61 00:03:30,076 --> 00:03:32,706 - Avoiding Casey. She's driving me crazy! 62 00:03:32,845 --> 00:03:35,275 I've watched her dance routine so many times I could do it. 63 00:03:35,415 --> 00:03:38,515 - She always 'king of the drama queens' before she performs? 64 00:03:38,651 --> 00:03:43,361 - Always. Before dance recitals, public speeches, plays. 65 00:03:43,489 --> 00:03:47,029 C'mon, Casey you can't miss the play. You're the lead! 66 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:49,460 - But I am horribly miscast! 67 00:03:49,596 --> 00:03:53,066 - No, you're not! Now, c'mon Annie - get your gun and let's go! 68 00:03:53,199 --> 00:03:58,939 - Don't make me do it! This is all a terrible mistake! No! No! 69 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:01,982 - She's a wreck and then she totally nails it, every time. 70 00:04:02,108 --> 00:04:05,108 - That was the best night of my entire life! 71 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:08,205 I can't wait 'til the next school play! [Horse neighing] 72 00:04:08,348 --> 00:04:11,348 - I sure can. 73 00:04:11,484 --> 00:04:13,494 - That's rough, sis. - I know, bro. 74 00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:15,620 Anyway, she'll be back to normal after Saturday. 75 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:17,715 - Saturday? 76 00:04:17,857 --> 00:04:20,627 The same day Derek's hockey playoffs start? 77 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,260 Oh, not good, not good at all. 78 00:04:22,395 --> 00:04:23,955 That's why I've been avoiding him! 79 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:26,797 - But Derek didn't say anything about hockey playoffs. 80 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:28,973 And he didn't seem tense. 81 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,402 - Yeah, that's 'cuz we guys don't talk 82 00:04:31,537 --> 00:04:33,407 about our feelings like you girls. 83 00:04:33,539 --> 00:04:36,079 - Then what do you guys do? 84 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:38,779 - You know how Casey demands all this attention when she's nervous? 85 00:04:38,911 --> 00:04:41,411 - Yeah. - Derek requires constant distractions. 86 00:04:41,547 --> 00:04:45,617 - Alright kids, I'm ready to laugh. Starting... now! 87 00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:47,952 - What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into the bar? 88 00:04:48,087 --> 00:04:49,657 - What? - They shot my paw! 89 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:52,689 - Not funny. Next. - Why is six afraid of seven? 90 00:04:52,825 --> 00:04:55,525 - Why? - Cuz seven eight nine! 91 00:04:55,662 --> 00:04:57,802 - You call these jokes? - [Together]: Yeah. 92 00:04:57,930 --> 00:05:01,200 - Alright, enough comedy. Marti: foot-rub. Edwin: Sandwich. 93 00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:03,604 - No thanks, I'm not hungry. 94 00:05:03,736 --> 00:05:06,406 - That's funny. Now go. 95 00:05:06,539 --> 00:05:10,039 - Then after his game, he's back to being a great guy. 96 00:05:10,176 --> 00:05:12,006 - Derek's a great guy? 97 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:15,005 - Well, briefly. Right after his team wins. 98 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:18,688 - And the first star? Me! 99 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:19,918 [Screaming in celebration] 100 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:23,023 Pizza's on Dad! - [Together]: Whoa! 101 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:28,386 - For the next two days Casey and Derek are gonna be freaked out at the same time? 102 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:31,528 - Be afraid. Be very afraid. 103 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:34,434 - Well, hopefully our parents will protect us from the drama-teens. 104 00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:38,337 - Yeah. 105 00:05:38,471 --> 00:05:41,011 - And then I got to the part about... 106 00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:44,710 - Has anyone seen my briefs? - Yeah. Check the basket in the laundry room. 107 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:48,784 - No, I don't mean my underpants briefs. My legal briefs. I have a major trial on Monday. 108 00:05:48,915 --> 00:05:51,175 - Yeah, I know! Check the basket in the laundry room, honey. 109 00:05:51,317 --> 00:05:52,787 - Good. 110 00:05:52,919 --> 00:05:54,749 - Mom? - Ah, in -- in a sec, Lizzie. 111 00:05:54,887 --> 00:05:57,057 I -- I gotta huge client meeting and I've gotta finish this. 112 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,330 - So dinner's delayed? - Dinner? 113 00:05:59,459 --> 00:06:02,659 What are we having? - Usually you tell us! 114 00:06:02,795 --> 00:06:05,765 - Oh! Dinner! I forgot! 115 00:06:05,898 --> 00:06:07,368 Uh... I'll go order a pizza. 116 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:12,240 - Nora was right. The report was in the laundry basket. Ha ha. 117 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:15,342 Did I miss dinner? - Nora's ordering it now. 118 00:06:15,475 --> 00:06:17,535 - Ah, good. Give me time to go over some of this. 119 00:06:17,677 --> 00:06:20,447 - Dad, we need to talk. - Okay, I'm listening, Ed. 120 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:22,420 - Alright, it's about Casey and Derek. 121 00:06:22,548 --> 00:06:23,848 You see, right now they're both freaked out 122 00:06:23,983 --> 00:06:25,853 'cause of Derek's hockey playoffs and Casey's recital... 123 00:06:25,985 --> 00:06:28,415 And right now they are both panicking and they're both 124 00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:30,494 on edge and everything is going haywire. 125 00:06:30,623 --> 00:06:32,663 [His voice echoes to the sound of a sitar] 126 00:06:32,792 --> 00:06:34,792 So what do you think? 127 00:06:34,927 --> 00:06:37,757 - That's a great idea, Ed. Yeah, you do that. 128 00:06:39,932 --> 00:06:42,442 - Lizzie, we're on our own. 129 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:45,468 - I'm afraid. Very afraid. 130 00:06:45,605 --> 00:06:47,065 Go Casey go! 131 00:06:47,206 --> 00:06:50,336 Go Casey go! Go Casey! 132 00:06:50,476 --> 00:06:54,846 - Pepperonis for sale! - Dad, you're coming Saturday, right? 133 00:06:54,981 --> 00:06:58,521 - To...? - To my hockey game at eleven? 134 00:06:58,651 --> 00:07:02,051 - Right, of course, of course. We wouldn't miss that for the world. 135 00:07:02,188 --> 00:07:03,888 -Good to know who the favorite is. 136 00:07:04,023 --> 00:07:05,833 - Oh, was there ever any doubt? 137 00:07:05,958 --> 00:07:07,588 - What about my dance competition? It's also at eleven! 138 00:07:07,727 --> 00:07:08,997 - Then Lizzie and I will come see you. 139 00:07:09,128 --> 00:07:11,498 - I will? - Yeah, yeah. 140 00:07:11,631 --> 00:07:14,071 Edwin, Marti and I will come and see you. - I will? 141 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:17,370 - Don't we have a say in this? - Yeah! I have plans Saturday! 142 00:07:17,503 --> 00:07:19,973 - You'll be glad to hear my schedule's clear! 143 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:22,606 - But, Liz, I have to have you there, like always. 144 00:07:22,742 --> 00:07:27,252 - And Edwin, you will be at my hockey game Saturday. Period. 145 00:07:34,053 --> 00:07:36,693 - They totally take us for granted! - Totally! 146 00:07:36,823 --> 00:07:39,733 - What about my tae kwon do on Saturday? We're breaking boards with our feet! 147 00:07:39,859 --> 00:07:42,829 - Saturday's my "me" time! I like to watch cartoons in my PJs! 148 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:45,162 - You deserve your "me" time! - Yeah! 149 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:47,298 Being the middle child stinks! 150 00:07:47,433 --> 00:07:51,543 - I used to be the cute little sister. Now I'm stuck in the middle... with you! 151 00:07:51,671 --> 00:07:54,511 - [Marti from downstairs]: Edwin, Derek wants you right now! 152 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:56,440 - Well -- I'm not coming! 153 00:07:56,576 --> 00:07:58,506 - [Marti]: Fine! Then I'm telling! 154 00:07:58,644 --> 00:08:01,014 - Alright! I'm coming! 155 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:02,647 - Hang tough, bro. Hang tough. 156 00:08:02,782 --> 00:08:04,752 - You too, sis. 157 00:08:06,786 --> 00:08:09,186 - Ed -- slap shot practice, now! 158 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:12,062 I don't wanna be a human target! Use Marti! 159 00:08:12,191 --> 00:08:14,131 - That would be cruel. 160 00:08:17,697 --> 00:08:19,727 - Lizzie, c'mere. 161 00:08:19,866 --> 00:08:22,266 I know how I can stop worrying about the dance competition. 162 00:08:22,401 --> 00:08:25,171 - Does it involve me? - Of course! 163 00:08:25,304 --> 00:08:28,474 We'll crank the music and clean the house! Won't that be fun? 164 00:08:29,809 --> 00:08:32,409 ♪♪ We're too busy having fun ♪ 165 00:08:32,545 --> 00:08:34,945 ♪ We would only stop for lunch ♪ 166 00:08:35,114 --> 00:08:37,454 ♪ You're my best friend, next to none ♪♪ 167 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:53,572 - How was hockey? - Unfortunately, Derek has very bad aim. 168 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:56,939 Or very good aim, depending on how you look at it. 169 00:08:57,069 --> 00:09:00,169 - Brutal. I think I sprained my mop wrist. 170 00:09:00,306 --> 00:09:01,666 - Derek is out of control! - So is Casey! 171 00:09:01,807 --> 00:09:03,707 But, what choice do we have? 172 00:09:03,843 --> 00:09:08,453 - None? - Exactly. Unless... we rebel. 173 00:09:08,581 --> 00:09:11,221 - But if I stand up to Derek, he'll just push me back down! 174 00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:14,050 - We middle children have been taken for granted too long. 175 00:09:14,186 --> 00:09:16,716 The time has come to take a stand! 176 00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:18,386 Are you with me? 177 00:09:20,426 --> 00:09:22,326 - I'm with you. 178 00:09:23,796 --> 00:09:26,566 Ow. 179 00:09:28,701 --> 00:09:30,441 - Uh... Too nervous to sleep last night. 180 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,440 Mom, could you make me one of your special 181 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,742 soy, wheat germ and fruit shakes? 182 00:09:34,874 --> 00:09:37,944 - Can't. Late. 183 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:39,647 Love ya'. 184 00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:41,709 Bye! 185 00:09:41,847 --> 00:09:44,677 - Liz, could you make me one of Mom's special soy wheat germ and fruit shakes? 186 00:09:44,817 --> 00:09:46,247 - Sure. - Ahem. 187 00:09:46,385 --> 00:09:50,385 - Surely I should get ready for school. 188 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:52,093 - But I feel so weak. 189 00:09:52,224 --> 00:09:54,034 - Sorry Case, but... 190 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:57,260 I've developed this irrational fear of blenders. 191 00:09:57,396 --> 00:09:58,726 [High pitched screaming] 192 00:09:58,864 --> 00:10:00,834 - I get no support from this family. 193 00:10:00,967 --> 00:10:02,837 - I do. Ed, cereal. 194 00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:05,469 - It's in the cupboard. - Great! Get it, pour it, 195 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:08,065 milk it. - Ahem. 196 00:10:10,476 --> 00:10:12,906 - You know what, Derek? Milk your own cereal! 197 00:10:13,045 --> 00:10:15,445 - What did you just say? 198 00:10:15,581 --> 00:10:17,381 - I... I, actually...Actually... 199 00:10:17,516 --> 00:10:19,846 - He said milk your own cereal! 200 00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:29,625 - Did he actually just say no to me? 201 00:10:29,762 --> 00:10:31,662 - Join the club. Lizzie said no to me, too. 202 00:10:33,599 --> 00:10:35,969 - I never thought I'd have to resort to this. 203 00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:39,072 - Pouring your own cereal? - No. 204 00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:41,905 Marti! Cereal! Now! 205 00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:45,181 - [From upstairs]: Coming Derek! 206 00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:57,189 - I am so nervous, I haven't felt like eating all day. 207 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:01,885 - Do you want half? - Thanks. 208 00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:04,058 My family's usually 209 00:11:04,196 --> 00:11:07,126 totally supportive, but my Mom's flipped about work 210 00:11:07,266 --> 00:11:09,696 and Lizzie's just... stopped caring. 211 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:11,865 It doesn't sound like the Lizzie you told me about. 212 00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:15,344 - I know! This morning I asked her to make me a simple little milkshake and she refused. 213 00:11:15,474 --> 00:11:17,044 How selfish is that? 214 00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:18,876 - Well, actually, I've -- I've - I've heard worse... 215 00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:20,781 - But Lizzie's always there for me. 216 00:11:20,913 --> 00:11:23,383 Especially during my pre-performance bouts of nervousness! 217 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:26,046 - Okay, would you say you're... demanding when you're nervous? 218 00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:28,585 - Maybe a little. 219 00:11:28,721 --> 00:11:32,161 Okay I'm a total nightmare, but that's when a little sister comes in handy! 220 00:11:32,291 --> 00:11:34,631 - I used to take advantage of my little brother, Bernie, too, 221 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:36,260 like during high school exams. 222 00:11:36,395 --> 00:11:38,495 I would make Bernie stay up all night and study with me. 223 00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,731 - What's wrong with that? - He was eight. 224 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:43,036 - Well, I'm not taking advantage of Lizzie! 225 00:11:43,169 --> 00:11:45,909 And I'm not being selfish! - Okay. 226 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:48,608 - And I don't need criticism, especially when I'm so vulnerable! 227 00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:52,281 - Okay. - Please stop saying okay. Okay? 228 00:11:52,411 --> 00:11:54,851 - Al-- alright! 229 00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:00,391 - Ed, jacket, now. 230 00:12:02,254 --> 00:12:05,164 - Oh, please report to my room after dinner. 231 00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:08,891 I'd like to discuss... the, ah, breakfast incident. 232 00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:09,998 - Aye-aye, sir. 233 00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:22,306 - [Together]: Yeah. 234 00:12:33,152 --> 00:12:35,992 - You wanna come see my routine again? 235 00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:40,332 - Can't! I have to uh... 236 00:12:40,459 --> 00:12:44,899 - C'mon, Liz. You were going to help me with that origami assignment. 237 00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:47,770 - Origami? My foot. 238 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,714 - Thanks, I nearly froze. 239 00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:55,839 - No problem, I got your back. 240 00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:58,905 - That was awesome! I think we're ready for Middle Child Rebellion Phase Two: 241 00:12:59,044 --> 00:13:03,584 the parents. - Let's do it! 242 00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:06,946 - Hey, Lizzie, can I do my window-treatment presentation for you? 243 00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:11,656 - No, thank you. - Okay. Well, do you have time to finish the dinner dishes? 244 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,691 - It's Casey's turn. 245 00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:15,556 Yeah, I know, but she's a little stressed so she's meditating and 246 00:13:15,694 --> 00:13:17,564 you have always been my special little helper. 247 00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:22,996 - Well, not any more. I'm growing up. 248 00:13:26,705 --> 00:13:29,635 - Ed, listen. I've got some more work to do. Do you mind putting Marti to bed? 249 00:13:29,775 --> 00:13:31,405 - [Marti]: I'm not tired yet. 250 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,454 - Oh, I don't know. Isn't that a dad's job? 251 00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:34,809 - Yeah, but you can help out. 252 00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:36,777 - Sorry, Dad. My favorite show's on. 253 00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:38,316 Planned my whole evening around it. 254 00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:47,758 - Ah, well... 255 00:13:47,893 --> 00:13:50,503 took three stories, two tickles and all the change in my pocket, 256 00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:52,499 but I finally got Marti to bed. 257 00:13:52,631 --> 00:13:54,001 - Hm. 258 00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:57,743 - I asked Edwin to help? He flat out refused. 259 00:13:57,870 --> 00:14:01,870 - That's curious. Lizzie refused my request to do the dishes. 260 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:03,837 - Hm. 261 00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:07,246 Edwin and Lizzie have never been the rebellious types. Ya... 262 00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:10,019 I don't know, you think they're having trouble at school? - Ah George, 263 00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:11,819 we are so thick. 264 00:14:12,851 --> 00:14:15,491 I know exactly what it is. 265 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:23,560 Hey, lizard. 266 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,126 - Mom, look... 267 00:14:25,264 --> 00:14:27,074 I'm sorry I wouldn't do the dishes before 268 00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:28,629 but... I had my reasons. 269 00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,967 - I know exactly how you're feeling. 270 00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:32,503 - You do? - Yeah! 271 00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:35,838 You said it yourself: you're growing up. 272 00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:40,245 Adolescence is a time for changes. 273 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:43,519 Emotional, physical, hormonal. 274 00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:45,049 - Hormonal? 275 00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:47,924 - Yeah. Hormones are kinda like, ah, 276 00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:51,363 well, they're kinda like emotional pimples, you know? 277 00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:53,360 They -- they mess with your head! 278 00:14:53,492 --> 00:14:56,502 And that's exactly why you wouldn't do the dishes! 279 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:59,769 - Mom, my hormones are not the reason why I wouldn't do the dishes! 280 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:03,139 - Really? 'Cuz, ah, getting mad at me 281 00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:05,969 is just another symptom of puberty and your hormones are... 282 00:15:06,105 --> 00:15:08,635 - Mom, please stop saying that word! 283 00:15:08,774 --> 00:15:14,614 - What word? Hormones or puberty? -Uh! Mom! Stop! 284 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:15,977 - Puberty! 285 00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:18,215 - Hey, Ed. - Hey. 286 00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:25,122 - Hey! - Um, Ed... 287 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:27,887 I, um, I think it's time for a chat. 288 00:15:28,027 --> 00:15:29,927 Man to man. 289 00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:33,302 - Dad, are you having another mid-life crisis? 290 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,302 - No -- no Ed! 291 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,574 No, this is about you... 292 00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:39,143 becoming a man. 293 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:41,611 - A - a what? 294 00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:43,310 - Surely they've taught you something in school 295 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,312 about, um, puberty? 296 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:48,314 - Yes! So you don't have to talk 297 00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:51,247 about it. Really I'm begging you -- don't. 298 00:15:51,383 --> 00:15:53,193 - Yeah, but did they discuss, 299 00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:55,789 you know, how your - your voice is changing? 300 00:15:55,921 --> 00:15:57,921 Your skin is spotty and 301 00:15:58,057 --> 00:16:01,687 there's hair in places where there wasn't hair before. 302 00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:05,157 - What's that, Derek? You want to take slap shots at my head? 303 00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:12,467 Coming! - Ahhhh! 304 00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,475 - Alright Ed. What's going on? 305 00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:20,550 First you didn't pour my cereal 306 00:16:20,679 --> 00:16:22,549 and then I find my jacket on the floor... 307 00:16:22,681 --> 00:16:24,651 with footprints. 308 00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:26,793 - Really? How did that happen? 309 00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:29,959 - Look, I won't tolerate any more of this insubordination from you, okay? 310 00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:32,489 Especially before the hockey playoffs. 311 00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:35,334 - Yeah, sorry, but I gotta go. - Hey! How did you do that? 312 00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:37,431 - I don't know! 313 00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:42,331 So dad, about this puberty thing... 314 00:16:45,604 --> 00:16:46,674 - Ah, Dad, phone. 315 00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:50,475 - Really? I didn't hear it ring. 316 00:16:50,609 --> 00:16:51,939 [Grunting] 317 00:16:56,515 --> 00:17:00,215 [Whistling] - [Lizzie]: Coming! 318 00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:01,452 So what's the nine-one-one? 319 00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:03,417 - Hey! I was trying to meditate! 320 00:17:03,555 --> 00:17:05,115 - There's nobody on the phone. 321 00:17:05,257 --> 00:17:08,427 - See ya! 322 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:09,930 - Dad, what is going on with Edwin? 323 00:17:10,062 --> 00:17:12,002 - What's going on with Liz? 324 00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:15,631 - Well, Nora and I figured it out... puberty. 325 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,798 - All of a sudden? - At the same time. 326 00:17:17,936 --> 00:17:21,136 - Well, maybe the puberty of one kick started the puberty of the other. 327 00:17:21,273 --> 00:17:23,643 You see, at their age, hormones... 328 00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:27,676 - Yes, Dad. We already had the puberty talk, remember? 329 00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:32,583 - Oh yeah. How awkward was that? 330 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:33,848 Come on people! 331 00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:37,016 Puck drops, dance starts in an hour! Derek! Casey! 332 00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:38,686 - I'll get Edwin and Lizzie. 333 00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:43,134 - Thanks, Marti. - [Screeching]: Lizzie! Edwin! 334 00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:46,532 - Mom! I am totally blanking Does my routine start on the downbeat or the upbeat? 335 00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:49,195 - Down. Now let's go, we're late! 336 00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:53,374 - Lizzie! Why are you dressed for tae kwon do? - Cuz I'm going to tae kwon do! 337 00:17:53,505 --> 00:17:54,935 - But this is Casey's competition day. 338 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,844 Don't you want to be there to support her? 339 00:17:56,975 --> 00:17:59,135 - No, I wanna break a board with - my foot! 340 00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:01,148 - But you have to come. I need you. 341 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,850 - No! And stop making me feel bad! 342 00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:06,852 - Oh, guess some older sibs inspire more loyalty than others. 343 00:18:06,985 --> 00:18:09,085 - Edwin, what are you doing in your pajamas? 344 00:18:09,221 --> 00:18:11,061 - Getting ready to watch cartoons. 345 00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:14,130 - Ah, but you're supposed to be cheering me on to victory, you little weasel! 346 00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,399 - Guess I'm not the only one with a disloyal sib. 347 00:18:16,528 --> 00:18:19,768 - Dad, you have to tell him he has to go! Edwin's 348 00:18:19,898 --> 00:18:22,968 my good luck charm! I am very superstitious! 349 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,342 - Edwin, we should support Derek. 350 00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:28,511 - You support Derek because I'm sick of being taken for granted by you two! 351 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:33,550 "Edwin, make me a sandwich! Edwin put Marti to bed! Edwin balance my checkbook!" 352 00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:36,779 - He balances our checkbook? - He's very good at it. 353 00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:38,845 - Derek, find yourself another target, 354 00:18:38,984 --> 00:18:41,854 punching bag, tackling dummy and good luck charm! 355 00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:46,157 - Can I be a good luck charm? Please, please, pleeeease! 356 00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,761 - Sorry, Smarti, but it's Ed or nothing! 357 00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:52,634 - Edwin, listen, I understand your concerns, but can we talk about it later on tonight? 358 00:18:52,764 --> 00:18:54,674 We have to get going now, please! 359 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,240 - You can. I'm not. 360 00:18:57,369 --> 00:19:00,039 - You work on Ed, I'll work on Lizzie. - Fine. 361 00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:03,812 - No, I will, Mom. 362 00:19:03,942 --> 00:19:08,382 This is a switch. Usually I'm the one freaking out. 363 00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:10,424 - No comment. 364 00:19:10,549 --> 00:19:12,219 - Liz, am I selfish? 365 00:19:12,351 --> 00:19:15,451 - No comment. - Lizzie, please. Talk to me. 366 00:19:15,587 --> 00:19:17,387 - Well, usually you're not selfish. 367 00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:20,493 But before a competition you get all wound up and we all have to suffer! 368 00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:22,626 Especially me! 369 00:19:22,761 --> 00:19:25,931 - You mean, I'm a high-maintenance sister? - Very high! 370 00:19:27,032 --> 00:19:29,372 But usually it's worth it. 371 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,041 - So does that mean you'll come today? 372 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:37,240 - Nope. I'm going to tae kwon do. I hope you understand. 373 00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:43,083 - Lizzie's not coming. - What? 374 00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:45,975 But she can't go to tae kwon do by herself. 375 00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:49,858 - I'll go with her. - What about your cartoons? 376 00:19:49,988 --> 00:19:52,458 - I'm willing to make the sacrifice for Lizzie. 377 00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:55,861 - Oh, but not for me! Oh you... little... 378 00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:59,234 - See ya'! 379 00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:03,504 - Three, two, one... 380 00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:05,695 Cold out there, huh, Ed. 381 00:20:05,837 --> 00:20:08,367 Who are you? 382 00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:10,607 - I'm Jason. 383 00:20:10,742 --> 00:20:12,682 And you must be the tyrannical Derek. 384 00:20:12,811 --> 00:20:15,511 - Oh, so that's what he calls me? 385 00:20:15,647 --> 00:20:18,747 - Hi Edwin. - Hi Jason. 386 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,594 - Shouldn't we be leaving for, ah, Casey's dance competition? 387 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,490 - Yes we should. And, uh... 388 00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:26,223 will you be joining me? 389 00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:28,188 - Definitely! - Okay. 390 00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:30,357 Derek, would you let Edwin and Jason go and would someone 391 00:20:30,495 --> 00:20:32,495 please get in the car! 392 00:20:32,631 --> 00:20:35,401 - Alright, you're gonna squash me aren't you? 393 00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:38,144 - No, I'm gonna thank you, dude! 394 00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:41,140 You totally helped me get over my pre-game nerves. 395 00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:44,213 I'm ready to score some goals! Yeah! 396 00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:45,713 - Alright then. You're welcome. 397 00:20:45,844 --> 00:20:48,614 - C'mon everyone. In the car! - Hey wait! 398 00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:50,677 I'm not nervous either! 399 00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:52,476 Thinking of Lizzie instead of myself actually worked. 400 00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:56,048 - Whatever gets you out of the house. C'mon gang! 401 00:20:58,123 --> 00:21:02,163 - Finally. - Girls and their nerves. 402 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:13,470 [Throwing up] - Happens every time. 403 00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:17,881 - You were poetry in motion, Casey! 404 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,980 Way better than that second place loser! 405 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,552 - You mean your cousin, Jenna? - Well? 406 00:21:22,681 --> 00:21:25,251 - First place in the intermediate jazz. 407 00:21:25,384 --> 00:21:28,024 - I knew you could do it. 408 00:21:28,153 --> 00:21:30,223 - How bout that board in tae kwon do? 409 00:21:30,355 --> 00:21:33,285 - Snapped like a twig. - Ah! Way to go! 410 00:21:33,425 --> 00:21:35,985 - I have two very talented daughters. 411 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,628 - And the first star is me! 412 00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:40,174 Ha ha! - Yeah! 413 00:21:40,298 --> 00:21:42,428 And Derek scored the game-winning goal! 414 00:21:42,567 --> 00:21:44,137 - And I'm a lucky charm! 415 00:21:44,269 --> 00:21:47,869 - Oh, she sure is! Congrats Ed, you're fired. - Sweet! 416 00:21:48,006 --> 00:21:50,976 - Well, let's all go grab some pizza. Whoo! Dad's treat! 417 00:21:51,109 --> 00:21:55,009 - [Marti]: Yeah, pizza! 418 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,017 - Ah, you wanna come Jason? 419 00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,219 - Yeah, I could eat. 420 00:21:59,351 --> 00:22:01,351 - Come on. 421 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:15,198 - I'm okay folks. 422 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,404 - [Crew]: Back to one. 423 00:22:17,536 --> 00:22:19,736 - I understand exactly what... [Bee buzzing] 424 00:22:19,871 --> 00:22:21,271 - I want to thank you Dude! - you.... 425 00:22:21,406 --> 00:22:23,106 [Beeping] 426 00:22:25,610 --> 00:22:27,810 - Wow! 427 00:22:27,946 --> 00:22:30,776 - Am I being silly? - Bravo! 428 00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:36,762 Closed Captioning by SETTE ltée 429 00:22:41,159 --> 00:22:44,099 ♪♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 430 00:22:44,262 --> 00:22:46,202 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪♪ 431 00:22:46,252 --> 00:22:50,802 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33995

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