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[twinkling
music]
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[twinkling
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- Hey, Lizzie!
- What a great game!
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- Yeah? Big win?
- Huge loss!
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- I'm no sports gal, but isn't
the object of soccer to win?
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- Yeah, but like coach Scott
says, it's not whether you win or lose,
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it's how many orange slices
you can eat at halftime. My record? Nine.
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- Ouh!
[Doorbell]
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- Hey, hey!
- Scott!
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- Hey, what's up, CL?
What's happening, dude!
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- CL: Captain Lizzie.
My nickname.
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- Hey, Scott.
- Heard the team had a really fun loss today.
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- Yup! And CL was our star
player - scored our only goal
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and set the orange-slice-
eating record. - Yeah!
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- Which might explain
how you lost this.
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- My bite plate!
Thanks for dropping it off.
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And since you're here,
why don't you stay for dinner?
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- Ah, don't you think you should
you ask your parents first?
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- Can Scott stay for dinner?
- Does Scott want to stay for dinner?
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- Well, actually I--
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I'd love to stay for dinner.
- Yes!
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- ♪ Used to be my mother and
my sister and me ♪
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♪ A happy little family and
all right with me ♪
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♪ But Mom got married that's
when everything changed ♪
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♪ Some things were lost and
others were gained ♪
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♪ A new school, a new house ♪
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♪ So many changes it makes
my head spin ♪
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♪ Now I've got a brother who
gets under my skin ♪
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♪ This is life with Derek ♪
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♪ This is life with Derek ♪
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♪ This is life with Lizzie,
Edwin, George and Nora, Marti and Casey ♪
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♪ Living life with Derek ♪
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♪ Living life with Derek ♪
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reaking up
with Derek's best friend,
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my dating game has been
in a major slump.
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Maybe the best way to improve
my game is to find a good...
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coach.
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- Ah... hi.
- Hey, I'm Scott.
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Lizzie's soccer coach.
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And I'm sitting
in your seat.
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- Ah, good instincts.
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- [Marti]: Hey!
Now you're in my seat!
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- Oh, my gosh! Well, I am very,
very sorry, Marti.
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Where would you like me to sit?
- In the garage!
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- Marti, be nice to our guest.
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- But I don't like Snot!
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- Scott, why don't you sit in
the other chair, next to George
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and I apologize
on behalf of Marti.
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- Oh, that's okay.
Ah, I appreciate her honesty.
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- [George]: Sports
section down, Derek.
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- You'll have to excuse my
stepbrother. He's a total hockey head.
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- Oh, I know, we play
in the same league.
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I was there when 'Triple-D'
took three penalties...
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before the game started.
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- Triple-D?
- Dare-Devil-Derek.
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- Scott gave me my nickname.
CL: Captain Lizzie.
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- Hahaa... how cute. So how did
you get into coaching soccer?
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- Honestly? I wanted to pad
my university resume.
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I know it sounds
bad, but...
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- No, no! It sounds smart.
That's why I'm in four clubs,
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three committees and
I volunteer two times a week.
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- And yet you still have time
to annoy me twenty-four seven.
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- Well it turns out
that coaching kids like CL
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is very rewarding.
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So, ah, where did she get
her sports skills from?
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You Dad? Or Mom?
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- Ha... actually
we're a blended family.
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Casey and CL are from
my first marriage
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and Triple-D, Edwin
and Smarti are from George's.
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- Nora and I have just been
married for a few months.
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- So was it love at first
sight for you two?
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- Oh yeah!
- Oh no!
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- [Scott]: Wow! Great kick!
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- Thanks. Left a huge bruise
on Molly Moscovitz's knee.
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- You guys having fun?
- [Both]: Yeah!
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- Just seeing how great CL's
team played last year.
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It makes me realize why
we're so bad this year: Me.
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- That's not true. You're
the best coach I ever had!
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- Lame game over, kids!
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Time to watch a real sport.
- Wrestling!
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- If by 'real'
you mean real stupid.
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- And Scott's the guest
and he wants to watch soccer!
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- Actually, I'm a bit
of a wrestlemaniac myself.
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Don't hold it against me.
- [Both]: I won't.
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- See that crazy move
on 'Swatdown'last week?
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- Oh, you mean the super
fireman's carry?
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- Oh! oh!
- Oh!
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- [Edwin]: Put me down!
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Whoa!
- Ready for the couch toss?
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[Phone ringing]
I should get that.
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- Ah! That was awesome!
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- Hey! Yeah,
I'm leaving right now.
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Promise you won't fall asleep?
Okay, bye.
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It was my mom.
We're really close.
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Anyways, it was great
meeting all of you guys
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and thank your folks again for
dinner. And I'll see you at the next game.
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- [Lizzie and Casey]: Okay.
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- Bye.
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- Ah, why are you still
letting Derek watch wrestling?
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- Because I have a date with
the remote Saturday night.
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- Oh, cool cobra clutch!
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- You know, your...
your coach is very cute.
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- Oh, punishing piledriver!
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- Hee-hee! You think so?
I didn't notice.
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- Please, even I noticed. I bet
the ladies are all over him!
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- [Both]: Really?
- Belly flop! Whooo!
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[Phone ringing]
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Hello?
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Hmm-hmm. Yeah, man.
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Hmm-hmm. Uh-uh.
Oh yeah, she'd love to.
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Pick her up Saturday night,
seven thirty.
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Cancel your remote date.
You're going out with Scott Saturday night.
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- [Both]: What?
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- You said yes
without asking me?
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- I had to! You might've said no
and screwed up my plans to watch the hockey game in peace.
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- Well you're lucky!
Cuz I would've said yes.
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- But, um... Scott's kind
of a sports guy.
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You sure he's right
for you?
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- Let's hear it:
"He's way too good for her!"
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- Actually... Seems
like a decent guy.
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- So you actually approve?
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- I hope Casey and the coach
hit it off tonight.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Could be love at first sight.
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Like it was for me,
but not for you.
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- Oh, c'mon, George!
- What?
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- We met on a blind date
and it ended in marriage.
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So, who cares if it was love
at first sight, right?
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- Right, right... Yeah.
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But just out
of curiosity, though,
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what did you think of me that
night because you seemed to be having fun?
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- Ha! Ha! Ha!
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Oh, George,
you're so droll!
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Droll? Don't you mean...
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Ah, George, you've got
a little drool.
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- Oh! Oops! Oh boy!
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Yikes. I gotta keep
the mug clean for my...
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good-night kiss. Yeah.
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You thought I was a joke?
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No, hold on, because I thought
I was romantic and charming!
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Well, you know what?
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I won't stand here
and be laughed at!
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- Ha! Ha! Ha!
[Doorbell]
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- Hey, Scott.
- Hey, dude.
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Casey! Scott's here!
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- What's up, Derek?
- Hey, man.
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Oh... If that's the hockey game,
I don't want to see it. I'm taping it.
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- Okay, but, ah, do me a favour?
Don't come back...
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- ...'til the game's over.
So where's your stepsister?
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- Right here. Let's go kick
the ball around outside.
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My sister takes
forever to get ready.
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- Sure.
- You ready to go?
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- Absolutely.
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Later, CL.
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- So Casey's out
on her date,
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Marti's upstairs playing hide
and seek with herself... that leaves you, Liz.
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Know any guys willing
to take you out tonight?
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- No! All guys
are jerks like you!
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- Derek, how can you be
so insensitive?
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- Years of practice, Ed.
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Goal!
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- What do you want, Edwin?
- To apologize.
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For my bro's insensitive words
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and your sis's
insensitive actions.
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You have your first crush.
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- I don't like Scott!
I don't like any boys!
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- Classic.
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You are experiencing the
three stages of a crush.
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- I am not!
- Denial.
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- Now go away!
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- Anger.
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- Wait...
Maybe you're right.
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- And acceptance.
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Look, I see why you crush
the coach. But, trust me,
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it's never gonna happen.
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- I know what you mean.
He's way older.
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- Not just that. If Scott's
like me, he likes girlie girls,
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the kind who wear fuzzy
sweaters and skirts.
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You're much more
the tomboy type.
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- Well I can be a girlie
girl if I want to!
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- Stuck in the anger
stage, I see. - Huh!
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[Furious growl]
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- I had a really
great time tonight.
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- Why do you sound
so surprised?
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- Because you're Derek-approved,
so there has to be something wrong with you.
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- There is.
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I am the worst kisser.
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- Nice line.
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But you don't need it.
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- Hey, guys? What are you doing?
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- What are you doing
wearing make up?
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- It's just a little.
Do you like it?
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- Yeah, sure.
It's very... mature.
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- You are so funny. What's that
funny thing you always say to the team?
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- Go team?
- Go team!
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You are so funny! Isn't he?
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- Hilarious! Uh, Liz I have
the perfect pair of earrings to go with that look,
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which I need
to show you right now!
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Right back, Scott.
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- If this is about me using all
your make up, I'll pay you back.
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- No, this is about
your crush on Scott.
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- That obvious, huh?
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- Not to your oblivious sister!
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And, had I known, I never would
have gone out with him.
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Even though we had
like the best date.
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Which I'm sure you don't
want to hear about.
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- It's okay, Casey. You can go
out with Scott again. I can handle it.
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- Are you sure?
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- Yeah, go for it.
But before you do,
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help me get this goop off my
face! I feel like a clown.
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- How do I look?
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- Like a clown!
- I like clowns!
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- Your date abandon you?
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- Nah, Casey's having some
kinda... sister-summit.
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But she'd better hurry up
cuz I got other plans.
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- What are we winking about?
- I guess I can trust you.
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After all, I know why they
really call you Triple-D...
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Cuz you took three seniors
to your junior prom.
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- Good times.
Trust me with what?
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- The sweetest soccer scam ever.
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See, I've convinced
Lizzie's soccer team
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that I'm 'coach of the year'.
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And so the teams introduce me
to their older sisters.
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And, well, who wouldn't
wanna date the great guy
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who's coaching their little
sister's soccer team?
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- So... Casey's not the only
soccer sister you're seeing?
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- You kidding?
She's the... fourth!
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Pretty impressive, huh?
- Yeah.
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Gotta go, dude.
Soccer-sister number two.
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She's blond.
You understand, right?
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- Sure. Uh, what am I supposed
to tell Casey?
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- Uh, whatever. I'm sure you'll
come up with something creative.
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Guys like us, we always do.
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- Right.
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- Ah, what's with you?
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- I didn't get any
sleep last night.
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00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:39,433
- And I know why. You felt
guilty for whatever it is
238
00:12:39,558 --> 00:12:41,528
you said to Scott to make him
leave without a goodbye.
239
00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:43,460
- Derek never
feels guilty.
240
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,596
He usually is guilty,
but he never feels it.
241
00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:48,501
- I didn't say
anything to Scott.
242
00:12:48,634 --> 00:12:52,044
- What did you say to Scott?
- I didn't say anything to Scott.
243
00:12:52,171 --> 00:12:55,711
- It's okay, you're off the hook
cuz, ah, we've already made plans to go out again.
244
00:12:55,841 --> 00:12:58,341
- You're going
out with him again? - Why do you care?
245
00:13:00,212 --> 00:13:02,252
- Times up. Let's go, Liz.
246
00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:06,289
- You be nice
to my coach!
247
00:13:07,686 --> 00:13:09,556
[Edwin applauds]
248
00:13:09,688 --> 00:13:12,558
- Ah, well done, D.
249
00:13:12,691 --> 00:13:15,591
Two sisters mad at you
before your breakfast.
250
00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:20,228
What's wrong? You live for
this stuff. You feeling okay?
251
00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:22,126
- I don't know.
252
00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:24,998
- Uh-uh. You had an ethical duty
to do the right thing! - Me?
253
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:27,007
- [George]: No, no, Nora.
254
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,679
She should have said how she
really felt about our awful blind date!
255
00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:32,008
- I never said the
date was awful!
256
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:35,884
- Ah, it's true, dad. Nora told
me about the date, never said it was awful.
257
00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:37,975
- Thank you, Edwin.
258
00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:40,617
- She did say you got caught
using an expired burger coupon.
259
00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:43,663
- Thank you, Edwin.
- Yeah, yeah, thank you, Edwin.
260
00:13:43,789 --> 00:13:45,759
What's wrong with you?
261
00:13:45,891 --> 00:13:50,301
No 'coupon' jokes? You live for
this stuff. You feeling okay?
262
00:13:50,429 --> 00:13:52,899
- I don't know.
263
00:13:57,536 --> 00:13:59,936
- So... you'll be proud to know
I have resolved an issue with a sibling.
264
00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:01,712
- You and Derek
resolved an issue?
265
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,581
- Actually, the issue
was with Lizzie.
266
00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:05,709
- Okay, so it's not
a Casey/Derek issue?
267
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,045
Well, good to see that you're
mixing it up. What happened?
268
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:10,820
- Well, Lizzie has this super-
cute soccer coach, who's my age.
269
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:13,590
Turns out we both have
a crush on him.
270
00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:16,119
Only it's Lizzie's first crush,
so I didn't want to crush her spirits,
271
00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:18,085
which is why I said
I'd stop seeing him.
272
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:21,734
- Very sensitive. And there's
other coaches in the sea, right?
273
00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:25,900
- Right, but... Lizzie said
I could go for him. So I am.
274
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:29,071
- Okay, well then...
problem solved.
275
00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:33,642
- I am a horrible,
terrible person!
276
00:14:33,772 --> 00:14:36,342
- No, I wouldn't go that far.
- Why not?
277
00:14:36,475 --> 00:14:39,945
My sister gave me an out and
I took it! Do you know what is happening here?
278
00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:41,749
- Ah, you're shouting at me?
279
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:44,250
- Living in the same house
as Derek is... changing me.
280
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:47,053
For the worse! How else
could I hurt my sister
281
00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:49,616
even if she said it was okay,
cuz it's not okay, okay?
282
00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:52,185
- Okay! Okay.
283
00:14:54,426 --> 00:14:57,326
- I want to talk
to you about Scott. - No more Snot talk!
284
00:14:57,463 --> 00:15:00,933
- No more hiding under my bed!
- Fine.
285
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:04,066
But I don't want Scott coming
over again! Okay? Okay?
286
00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:05,903
- Okay! Alright.
287
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:13,552
Actually, Scott is coming over
but I'm gonna tell him I can't see him any more.
288
00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:16,419
- Casey, you don't have
to stop seeing Scott.
289
00:15:16,548 --> 00:15:18,378
I told you,
I can handle it.
290
00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:20,387
- I know and that was
really sweet of you,
291
00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:23,119
but then I thought
about Nick Nickopopolous.
292
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,885
- Our neighbour in Toronto
with the uni-brow?
293
00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:27,834
- He had two eyebrows;
they, just met in the middle.
294
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:30,600
The point is,
he was my first crush.
295
00:15:30,729 --> 00:15:33,529
- You had some strange taste.
296
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,696
- Yeah and so did cousin Vicki.
297
00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:38,704
Cuz even though I told her
I liked him, Vicki went after Nicki.
298
00:15:38,837 --> 00:15:41,567
- Nicki and Vicki?
- Made me sicky.
299
00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:43,937
And I want you to look back
on your first crush
300
00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:46,006
and remember what
a nice guy Scott was,
301
00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:48,745
not that your sister dated him.
So me and the coach are over.
302
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:50,821
- No!
303
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,750
He'll know you stopped seeing
him cuz I have a crush on him!
304
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:56,086
- So then I won't tell him why,
I'll just make up an excuse.
305
00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:58,291
- But you're
the worst liar ever!
306
00:15:58,424 --> 00:16:01,564
- Ah! That is so not true.
307
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:05,234
- Casey, I know you're trying
to do the right thing and think of my feelings
308
00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:08,734
but... you gotta do the wrong
thing and think of my feelings!
309
00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:11,937
- Okay. I... I will.
310
00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:14,011
- Thanks, sis. You're the best.
311
00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:20,047
- Ah, what?
312
00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:23,847
- Scott's scamming you.
313
00:16:23,982 --> 00:16:27,992
- Thank you, Derek. I know
that was hard for you to say.
314
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:31,320
You really are a good person
and a great brother.
315
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:34,525
- AH!
316
00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:42,134
- Derek? You seem tense.
[Doorbell]
317
00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:44,197
[Derek sighing]
318
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:46,936
- Great. Scott's here.
319
00:16:47,072 --> 00:16:50,982
- Hum... I'm sensing some
hostility towards the coach.
320
00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:54,110
But why? You guys seem
to have lots in common.
321
00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:56,246
- We do! That's the problem!
322
00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:58,722
- Okay, Derek...
you're losing it!
323
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,591
What's going on?
You can tell me.
324
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:06,860
- Okay. Lately
I've been having...
325
00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:11,302
feelings about...
326
00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:12,560
- Hmm-hmm...
327
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:15,098
- ...doing the right thing.
- No!
328
00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:17,444
When did this happen?
329
00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:19,569
- Around the time Scott spilled
his soccer sister scheme;
330
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,835
dude's dating three of
Lizzie's friends' sisters.
331
00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:25,984
- No...
- It's true. Dude told me himself.
332
00:17:26,111 --> 00:17:28,681
- Oh, well that I believe.
What I don't believe is...
333
00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:31,624
you're showing
compassion - for Casey!
334
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:33,790
- You! Take that back!
335
00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:36,359
- Sorry, bro',
but you can't fool me
336
00:17:36,488 --> 00:17:39,318
cuz I'm a sensitive kid and...
337
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:41,458
maybe you're sensitive too?
338
00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:44,363
- But I don't wanna
be sensitive!
339
00:17:44,496 --> 00:17:46,826
And I don't wanna do the right
thing and tell Casey,
340
00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:49,465
but not telling her
is making me crazy!
341
00:17:49,601 --> 00:17:52,601
- Well, you can't have it both
ways. You can't do wrong and right.
342
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:56,178
- Edwin! That's it!
343
00:17:56,308 --> 00:18:01,348
- Yes?
- Maybe I can have my wrong and right it too!
344
00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:13,363
- Good night, everyone!
- Have fun, you two.
345
00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:16,062
- Good night!
346
00:18:16,195 --> 00:18:20,265
- Casey's going out
with Snotty again?
347
00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:23,499
- Marti, it's not fair
to judge Snotty. I mean, Scotty.
348
00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:26,365
I mean Scott.
You barely even know him.
349
00:18:26,505 --> 00:18:28,165
- I call them like I see them!
350
00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:31,037
- Hmm, but if Nora went on first
impressions after our first lame blind date,
351
00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:32,946
we'd never be married.
352
00:18:33,078 --> 00:18:35,648
- You're right, George!
The date was lame.
353
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:38,321
It was unromantic,
unsophisticated
354
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,950
and the reason I wanted
to get to know you.
355
00:18:41,086 --> 00:18:43,786
- What?
- Look, it might not have been love at first sight,
356
00:18:43,922 --> 00:18:46,762
but I could tell
you were being you:
357
00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:51,362
a funny, awkward, endearing man.
358
00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:53,897
And not the big baby
you're being now!
359
00:18:55,767 --> 00:18:58,797
- Hey, I am not being
a big baby!
360
00:18:58,937 --> 00:19:01,737
I am not! I'm not!
361
00:19:03,775 --> 00:19:07,175
Am I?
- Want the honest answer?
362
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:09,722
- No.
363
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:20,030
- Hey! Where is everyone?
364
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,259
- Edwin's upstairs, everyone
else is out for ice cream.
365
00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:24,504
- Perfect! Uh, mind giving us
a little privacy?
366
00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:27,700
- Actually, I was watching
Lizzie's old soccer games...
367
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,873
I totally see why you find
coaching so rewarding!
368
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,973
I might volunteer myself.
369
00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:35,265
- Sure. I could use
an assistant.
370
00:19:35,407 --> 00:19:38,237
- Or, I could pump up the crowd
by introducing the starting line-ups before the game!
371
00:19:38,377 --> 00:19:41,147
- You wanna be a cheerleader?
- More like an announcer.
372
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:45,350
Since, you know, soccer's
such a fun, family sport
373
00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:47,694
instead of introducing the team
374
00:19:47,819 --> 00:19:50,519
I could introduce
their big sisters.
375
00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:52,256
Hit it, Ed!
376
00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:56,091
[Music starting]
Okay!
377
00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:58,758
Introducing
the soccer sisters!
378
00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:02,297
The striker's
sister: Jenny!
379
00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:05,144
- Hi, Scott.
380
00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:09,110
- The attacker's sister: Beth!
381
00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:11,341
- Hi, Scott.
382
00:20:11,476 --> 00:20:16,876
- And the goalkeeper's
sister: Kate!
383
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:19,590
- Hi, Scott.
384
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:22,018
- What's going on here?
385
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:25,124
- Tell her, Scott.
- Yeah, tell her, Scott!
386
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:32,734
- I'm sorta of dating all
of you... at the same time.
387
00:20:32,864 --> 00:20:35,374
- What! How could you do this?
388
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:38,370
- I'd explain, but,
ah, my Mom's waiting.
389
00:20:38,503 --> 00:20:40,913
- Whoa-whoa-whoa!
Hey-hey-hey!
390
00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:43,379
You didn't
apologize yet.
391
00:20:43,508 --> 00:20:47,648
And guys like us,
always do.
392
00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:00,690
- I can't believe
Scott apologized
393
00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:02,686
and agreed to keep
coaching the team.
394
00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:05,798
And agreed to keep his mouth
shut about all this to Lizzie.
395
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:09,501
- I can't believe Marti was the
only one who knew the coach was scum right off the bat.
396
00:21:09,635 --> 00:21:13,365
- I can't believe you
didn't tell me the truth about Scott as soon as you knew!
397
00:21:13,505 --> 00:21:16,335
And I can't believe all
the trouble you went through
398
00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:19,875
just to bust him.
It was very... sweet.
399
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:22,012
- Whoa! What are you doing?
400
00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:24,747
- Uh-oh! I sense a 'feel good
family moment' coming on!
401
00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:26,853
- How 'bout 'no'?
- Fine.
402
00:21:26,985 --> 00:21:30,355
But someday, somewhere, we will
have our feel-good family moment.
403
00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:34,529
Cuz deep down, you're a good
guy, Derek Venturi. [Derek shivering]
404
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:36,600
[Doorbell]
- You should get that.
405
00:21:42,934 --> 00:21:44,374
- Hey!
- Hi.
406
00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:48,343
Um... It was really great how
you looked out for your family
407
00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:51,143
and you seem
like a good guy.
408
00:21:51,276 --> 00:21:53,676
- Well, you'll have
to find out for yourself.
409
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:56,252
How about next
weekend? Dinner?
410
00:21:56,381 --> 00:21:58,851
- Sounds great.
411
00:22:00,519 --> 00:22:03,959
- The good
old Derek is back!
412
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:11,400
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413
00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:17,303
- Whoo! Whoops! Sorry!
414
00:22:23,442 --> 00:22:26,042
- Cut! Thank you very much.
- High five!
415
00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:44,263
- ♪ Living life with Derek ♪
416
00:22:44,396 --> 00:22:47,766
♪ Living life with Derek ♪
417
00:22:47,816 --> 00:22:52,366
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