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[twinkling
music]
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[twinkling
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- Look, Em! Student council
presidential elections this week!
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- C'mon, let's
go to lunch.
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- But what's more exciting
than democracy in action? - Uh, everything?
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And I wouldn't say there's
a whole lot of action.
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- But at my private school,
elections were huge! - Really?
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- So elections here're
not so huge?
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- Only if
you're a Shlepper.
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- A Shlepper?
What's a Shlepper?
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- That's a Shlepper.
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- Hey! Sheldon Shlepper.
I got your vote? - Sheldon Shlepper.
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Comes from a whole line
of president Shleppers.
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His brother Shawn Shlepper,
his sister Shawna Shlepper
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and that space is
for Sheldon when he 'Shleppers.' I mean, wins.
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- There is no way a guy
like that will win!
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- There's no way he'll lose.
He's running against himself.
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- But doesn't anyone care
about school policy decisions?
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About democracy?
About anything?
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- Hey, everybody! Free pizza in
the caf', compliments of your future school president!
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- Sounds great!
- Did he say free pizza?
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Got my vote.
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- ♪ Used to be my mother and
my sister and me ♪
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♪ A happy little family and
all right with me ♪
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♪ But Mom got married that's
when everything changed ♪
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♪ Some things were lost and
others were gained ♪
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♪ A new school, a new house ♪
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♪ So many changes it makes
my head spin ♪
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♪ Now I've got a brother who
gets under my skin ♪
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♪ This is life with Derek ♪
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♪ This is life with Derek ♪
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♪ This is life with Lizzie,
Edwin, George and Nora, Marti and Casey ♪
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♪ Living life with Derek ♪
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♪ Living life with Derek ♪
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to stand up
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for what you believe in, to take
action, to make an effort.
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The Dereks of the world sit
on their butts and complain
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then get other people
to do their dirty work!
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- Ah! Dropped my napkin.
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I hate that. Edwin,
get me a new one.
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- We're out of
napkins. Use this.
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- Hey, oh!
- That does it!
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- Are we playing
duck-duck-goose?
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- No, Marti, this is not a game.
This is a serious waste.
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- Don't worry, Lizzie. We will
be reliving this meal for days.
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[Loud burp]
- I hear that.
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- I heard that.
- [Laughing]: Excuse me.
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- Sorry, but nobody's excused!
3-ply paper towels for napkins?
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That comes from trees, you know!
And think of all the land
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it takes to absorb
all the waste we generate!
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- I try not to think of
waste while I'm eating.
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- You should! My junior explorer
troop is doing a project
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on ecological footprints.
- What's an illogical footprint?
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- Ecological footprint;
it's a way of measuring
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how much each of us uses
the world's resources.
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- Fascinating.
What's for dessert?
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- Fruit salad.
- Fruit and salad together?
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- See, now that
is a serious waste.
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- Stop!
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We're sucking up the world's
precious resources!
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All you care about is dessert?
- [Both]: Yeah.
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- Well, I'll be calculating the
size of this family's footprint!
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Consider this
a warning!
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- Forget about them Liz.
I admire you for trying
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to make a difference.
Actually, you've inspired me!
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- Do not run for
school president!
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- Tell me how
you really feel.
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- Okay. Student council is
for the socially challenged.
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Gives them an after-school life.
Not for cool people like us!
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- We're cool?
- No, but we're getting there.
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Running for president
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will ruin your rep for the
rest of your high school days!
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- Well, I don't care about my
rep. Alright, I care a little
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but c'mon, Em, our school
has some serious issues:
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Vending machines
that eat change... [Frustrated yells]
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Computers that don't compute!
[Computer beeps]
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And washrooms that need washing!
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[Screaming]
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- Sorry, Case, but I just
don't care about those issues.
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Okay, I care a little.
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But Casey, you don't want
to be a council keener.
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Get someone else to
spread your message!
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- You mean... like a puppet
who will speak for me?
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- Yeah! A geek puppet who
doesn't care about being cool!
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- No! Not a geek puppet.
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A cool puppet.
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Crazy idea. I think you should
run for school president!
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- No! And next time, knock.
- But think about it.
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You would make
the perfect president. - Hey! I'm not a Shlepper!
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- Exactly! You're the anti-
Shlepper! You're charming,
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charismatic, some might
even say... cool?
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- Exactly! And there's
nothing lamer
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than student council
except, of course, you.
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- But don't you get it? You
could make student council cool!
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- True. But I'm
still not running.
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Besides, if it's so important
to you, why don't you just run?
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- You know I'm not
popular like you.
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- Well, obviously, but doesn't
running involve that thing
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you like to do?
Ah... work?
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- Not with me as your campaign
manager. I'll do everything.
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You just stand there
and look pretty. - Can do.
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But 'won't do.'
[Casey sighing]
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- Need I remind you that
as student council president
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you would have an office
of your very own?
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- Mister President, I have
your English essay
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and your hand-washed
hockey uniform.
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- Good! Oh! How about you take
my two o'clock math test for me?
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- [Joyfully]: Will do, sir.
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[Clicking his tongue...
then sighing]
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So, you do all the work,
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I get all the glory
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and I get my own office?
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- That's right.
- Okay.
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What's in it for you?
- A chance to get out some very important issues, such as...
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- Okay. Leave now...
and I'll run.
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Whoa!
[Tires squealing and glass breaking]
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- You're late!
Here, put this on.
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- "I care?" But
I don't care.
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- Yes you do! It's part of
my 'Shock the Vote' campaign!
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Because it's shocking you would
run. Okay, here's your speech announcing your candidacy.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
What are you doing? - Your nose is shiny
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and everyone's going
to be looking at you. - Wondering why I wear makeup.
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Okay, forget this stuff.
I'm keeping it low key.
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[Soft music playing]
- Ahem!
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Students of
J-S Thompson High!
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Meet the candidate who will be
leading us into our next semester and beyond!
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Derek Venturi!
- [Unconvincingly]: Yeah!
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[Mixed reactions]
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- Oh, um...
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Hello my fellow students.
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Democracy - what
does it mean?
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From the Latin
'demo-cray-cra'
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- Tia. - Democratia.
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[Mixed reactions]
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What's up? Vote Derek
for school president. Mmm?
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[Students agreeing]
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Later.
- What happened to the speech?
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- I don't need the speech.
I'm me! There's no way I'm going to lose to some dork like-
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- [Both]: Woo!
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Ladies and gentlemen:
Sheldon Shlepper!
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- Big up to The Shleppettes.
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I'm going to keep this short
and, uh, no Latin.
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I just want to announce my,
ah, 'Coldspray with Shlepper' campaign;
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one vote for me could
land you a ticket to a Coldspray concert! Huh?
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[Cheerleaders cheering]
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- Hey! Sorry I'm late.
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I was campaigning
class-to-class for Derek.
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- I am impressed.
I mean, actually stunned.
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You are being so supportive
of your stepbrother.
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You must really think that he's
going to make a good president.
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- Ha-ha! Are you
kidding me?
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Derek's just a mouthpiece
for my platform.
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- Okay, then, why
don't you run yourself?
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- Because I'm not popular enough
to win or deal with the social stigma of running for office.
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- Okay, so let me
get this straight:
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he's promoting ideas that
he doesn't believe in... - Yes.
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- And you're promoting a
candidate you don't believe in?
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- Hey, it's not personal,
it's politics!
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As long as my puppet behaves,
everything will be fine.
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[Toilet flushing]
- Four flushes?
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For shame.
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Do you realize how many
kilowatts you're using?
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- I just don't get how Sheldon
can buy people's vote like that!
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- Politics is a
dirty business.
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That's why we have to fight
bribery with dirt.
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- You don't need dirt!
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You need... a powerful message!
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- No, I need my own office
at school and I am not losing this election
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or my den of slack
because of your lame issues!
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- Well, I am sorry,
Derek, but I am running a clean campaign here.
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- Yeah, right into the ground.
- Look, we're never going to settle this,
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so let's ask a typical voter
what she thinks.
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- Well, I think your
twenty-minute speech
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on the benefits of a school
recycling program was, uh... really thorough.
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- Told you.
- Thoroughly boring.
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- Told you.
- And your dirty smear campaign
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is really... dirty.
- Told you!
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- Yeah? Well, my campaign
is not a democracy!
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So I'm going to do
what I want to do!
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- Yeah? Well,
you better do something!
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Because my online poll
shows Shlepper way ahead.
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Dude, I thought
you were popular! - Not as popular as Coldspray.
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- Which is why
we need to sabotage
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Sheldon's campaign now!
- No way!
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We can win this. The right
way. You just have to beat Sheldon in tomorrow's debate.
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- Oh, don't worry, I will.
My way!
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And if you don't like it,
run yourself! - You know what?
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- No, Casey! Don't do it!
- I will run!
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[Background conversations]
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- Welcome to J-S Thompson's
first-ever school debate.
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We begin with opening remarks.
- I've got a remark:
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backstage passes to Coldspray
for two Shlepper voters!
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[Cheering]
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- I'd like to rebut.
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- Rebut what?
That wasn't an issue! - I'd like to rebut that too!
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Look, I am not going
to bribe you
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like Sheldon and I'm not going
to bore you like Casey.
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But c'mon people - should this
face represent your school?
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- Ah!
My Mister Funny Bunny costume!
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[Derek laughing]
How dare you!
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- What's the matter, Shlepper?
Ashamed of your past?
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[Crowd laughing and commenting]
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- Ah, you should
be ashamed Derek.
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But we won't stoop to your
humiliation tactics, will we Sheldon?
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- Wrong! Bring it out,
Shleppettes!
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[Crowd laughing]
- Ah!
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Whoa! Where did you get that?
- Everyone has their price.
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- Five bucks for an old picture
of Casey? Done.
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- Minnie Moo Cow?
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[Crowd laughing and commenting]
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Students of
Thompson High,
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I'm here to discuss
important school issues,
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not embarrass my opponents.
[Crowd gasping]
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- Because you'd rather
embarrass yourself?
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- People!
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What's really important here?
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We are missing class for this!
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And if elected,
I promise weekly assemblies,
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fire drills - anything
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that will get us
out of class, huh?
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[Crowd cheering]
Huh?
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- Oh yeah?
Well, vote for me
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and I'll give you
the shirt off my back!
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[Screaming in effort]
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- People, this is a debate,
not a circus!
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[Crashing sound and
microphone feedback]
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- You destroyed school property!
- Running out of air here!
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Shleppettes,
take my sweater off! - Not part of the deal, Sheldon!
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- But the principal's going
to make me pay for this! - Now I ask you:
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do these two look like
presidential material, huh?
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[Sheldon screaming in effort]
232
00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:06,155
- [Sheldon]: Here we go! Okay!
[Screaming in effort]
233
00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:14,073
- Ah!
- Whoa! - Lizzie!
234
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:17,540
- What... are you doing?
- What - what's going on here?
235
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:19,270
- Whoa! No fair!
236
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:22,065
You were playing
in the garbage without me.
237
00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:24,178
- I'm not playing!
I'm inspecting!
238
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:27,810
'Reduce, reuse,
recycle,' remember?
239
00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:30,547
- Oh! You've calculated
our family's footprint.
240
00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:32,523
Look at that!
That's not so bad.
241
00:12:32,651 --> 00:12:35,821
- Yeah! If we're a family of
fifty! I can't hand this in to my troop leader!
242
00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:38,715
It's shocking!
- Your troop leader is in our carpool!
243
00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:41,858
She could tell everyone
we're environmental disasters!
244
00:12:41,994 --> 00:12:44,764
We'll be ostracized!
We'll have to move!
245
00:12:44,897 --> 00:12:47,327
- Listen, Lizzie,
246
00:12:47,466 --> 00:12:50,266
please give us a chance
to shrink our footprint before you hand this in.
247
00:12:50,402 --> 00:12:53,172
For the sake of our reputation?
- And the sake of the planet?
248
00:12:53,305 --> 00:12:55,205
- Absolutely!
249
00:12:56,876 --> 00:13:00,146
- I'll think about it.
- Good. You can think about it
250
00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:04,549
while you're cleaning up
the kitchen. Come on. - Marti can help.
251
00:13:04,683 --> 00:13:07,453
- Sorry. I'm a messer -
not a cleaner.
252
00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:12,186
- Okay, so the debate
didn't go as well as planned,
253
00:13:12,324 --> 00:13:15,564
but I have an idea to get the
student body back on my side.
254
00:13:15,694 --> 00:13:18,234
Here's a list of how I'd
like to improve school life.
255
00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:20,574
- "Student food tasting
for caf' menu.
256
00:13:20,699 --> 00:13:23,339
Local computer shops
to sponsor media center."
257
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:26,669
Actually, this doesn't
sound so bad. - Yeah, but this is.
258
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:30,136
According to my latest
cyber-election poll, Derek's now in first,
259
00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:32,776
Sheldon in second and
you are in fourth.
260
00:13:32,912 --> 00:13:34,782
- But there's only
three candidates.
261
00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:36,884
- I'm losing to
"None Of The Above?"
262
00:13:37,016 --> 00:13:39,516
- Well, I guess you better
quit while you're behind.
263
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,122
- No!
264
00:13:41,253 --> 00:13:44,123
Let Derek and Sheldon
act like Shleppers!
265
00:13:44,256 --> 00:13:47,056
I believe in the democratic
process! Are you with me?
266
00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:49,763
Okay, don't
answer that!
267
00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:56,399
[Both screaming in surprise]
- Edwin, what are you doing?
268
00:13:56,535 --> 00:13:58,735
- Well, I was going to watch
TV without getting busted
269
00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:01,311
for wasting electricity!
What were you doing?
270
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:04,040
- I snuck out to get some gas,
but please don't tell Lizzie.
271
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:06,406
[Electrical appliance humming]
272
00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:12,216
[Screaming]
273
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:14,651
- I'm only allowed to use
274
00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:17,017
this energy sucker
once a month.
275
00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:20,126
- I am very disappointed
in all of you!
276
00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:22,289
Mom - that thing is
an energy sucker!
277
00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:24,598
George, you got
gas, didn't you?
278
00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:28,470
- No, no! I just went out for an
evening stroll to get some fresh, non-polluted air.
279
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:31,171
- Then where did you
get this? Men's room.
280
00:14:31,303 --> 00:14:33,413
[Nora gasping]
- Busted.
281
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:36,279
- Oh, that reminds me...
I really gotta go.
282
00:14:36,408 --> 00:14:38,938
- But you're over your
two-flush-a-day limit!
283
00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:41,708
- Too bad!
[Hairdryer humming]
284
00:14:41,847 --> 00:14:43,917
- Alright!
285
00:14:45,951 --> 00:14:49,521
[Rattling sound]
- What was that?
286
00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:52,960
Is anybody there?
287
00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:56,102
- [Male voice]: No. Uh... Maybe.
288
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:58,098
- Who said that?
289
00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,570
- Me. Sheldon Shlepper.
290
00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:05,499
- Sheldon! What
are you doing?
291
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:08,868
- I was just going through your
garbage. Ah, you guys don't really recycle much, do you?
292
00:15:09,008 --> 00:15:11,838
- Going through our garbage?
How low can you go?
293
00:15:11,977 --> 00:15:14,377
- As low as it takes to
find some dirt on Derek.
294
00:15:14,513 --> 00:15:17,423
'Don't Be Spaced
Vote For Case?'
295
00:15:17,549 --> 00:15:20,689
- You know, you should
really try and beat Derek
296
00:15:20,819 --> 00:15:22,889
fair and square,
not stoop to his tactics.
297
00:15:23,022 --> 00:15:26,262
- Oh, I could -
if you help me.
298
00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:29,062
- After you humiliated
me with that picture? Why would I help you?
299
00:15:29,194 --> 00:15:32,874
- Because you've got
a crush on me? - Try again.
300
00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:35,698
- Look, you don't understand.
301
00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:38,774
I'm under a lot
of pressure here! - I know! I'm running too!
302
00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:41,574
- Yeah, but you don't live in a
house with 2 former presidents!
303
00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:43,877
If I lose this election,
I'll be the family failure...
304
00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:45,339
Again.
305
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,676
- Oh! Well...
Maybe I could help-
306
00:15:49,815 --> 00:15:52,885
- Thanks Casey! And if I win
I promise to follow through on the issue of your choice.
307
00:15:53,018 --> 00:15:55,048
But only if you help me find
some real dirt on Derek.
308
00:15:55,187 --> 00:15:58,687
- But Derek's untouchable
at school. You'd think any guy who failed Grade One
309
00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:01,864
would be a laughingstock-
- Wait! Derek failed Grade One?
310
00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:04,404
- Was that a secret?
- Yeah. A huge one!
311
00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:07,970
- Ah, you can't say anything!
Besides, you don't want to win like that!
312
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:10,370
- What? In a major landslide,
with Derek humiliated?
313
00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:12,712
Yeah I do, actually.
Thanks for the dirt, Case!
314
00:16:15,207 --> 00:16:17,137
- Shlepper!
315
00:16:20,579 --> 00:16:22,409
Hey! I made your favorite:
316
00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:24,748
chocolate chip pancakes
with chocolate syrup.
317
00:16:24,883 --> 00:16:27,793
- Why? Am I dying?
- Not yet!
318
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,190
Okay... Um
319
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:34,192
I accidentally told Sheldon
you failed Grade One. Ha!
320
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:37,756
- You accidentally told him?
On the day of the election!
321
00:16:37,896 --> 00:16:40,726
So, what, I can't fight
dirty, but you can?
322
00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:43,736
- No, no - it - it was a
mistake. I'll quit the election!
323
00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:45,869
- Oh - so you can run for
'Hypocrite of the Year?'
324
00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:56,453
- I am such a hypocrite!
325
00:16:56,582 --> 00:17:00,152
- Well, at least you're not the
biggest hypocrite in the house -
326
00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:02,285
Lizzie is.
327
00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:05,621
- What are you
guys talking about? - Oh, I crunched some numbers.
328
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:08,528
Guess who's leaving the biggest
footprint in the house?
329
00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:12,160
You are!
- Lizzie? But how?
330
00:17:12,297 --> 00:17:14,827
- Extra-bright fish
tank lights;
331
00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:17,397
turbocharged
hamster wheel;
332
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:19,906
cleaning supplies to clean the
fish tank and the hamster wheel.
333
00:17:20,038 --> 00:17:22,568
Shall I go on?
- Please don't.
334
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:26,278
- Then fake the footprint
results to your troop leader
335
00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:30,022
and let us continue with
our happy wasteful lives.
336
00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:35,519
- Deal.
337
00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:37,724
- Finally!
338
00:17:37,856 --> 00:17:40,826
I can flush with freedom!
339
00:17:42,861 --> 00:17:46,471
- I can't believe this.
I'm an environmental disaster!
340
00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:50,138
I give up.
- No! You can't give up!
341
00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:53,639
You're an inspiration!
You have raised this family's consciousness!
342
00:17:53,772 --> 00:17:55,842
- I did?
- Yes!
343
00:17:55,974 --> 00:17:59,244
So I say - you hand in that
real report because it's the right thing to do!
344
00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:02,548
And I pledge to do
the right thing too!
345
00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:13,163
Before you vote there's
something you all should know!
346
00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:15,192
- Excuse me, I have
something to say!
347
00:18:15,327 --> 00:18:18,327
- No, Derek! I spilled the
beans - I'll clean the mess!
348
00:18:18,464 --> 00:18:22,374
[Loudspeaker feedback]
- Derek Venturi failed Grade One!
349
00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:25,371
[Crowd gasping in surprise]
350
00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:27,874
That's right.
351
00:18:28,006 --> 00:18:31,276
The guy who wants to be your
president failed Grade One!
352
00:18:34,012 --> 00:18:37,382
- So? I failed Grade Four!
- Nobody's perfect.
353
00:18:37,516 --> 00:18:40,846
- Hey, nothing to be ashamed of,
dude. We all bounce back, right?
354
00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:44,186
[Students agreeing]
- I failed math four times!
355
00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:47,063
- What is wrong with you people!
- What's wrong with you?
356
00:18:47,192 --> 00:18:50,262
- You know what? If you want
a flunkey for president, you can have him! I quit!
357
00:18:50,395 --> 00:18:53,895
[Crowd gasping in surprise]
- Sweet.
358
00:18:54,032 --> 00:18:56,242
Victory is mine!
[Loudspeaker feedback]
359
00:18:56,368 --> 00:18:59,198
So, Tinker when do I move
into my presidential suite?
360
00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:02,608
- That was converted
into a recycling room. It was Casey's idea.
361
00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:06,141
- Did - did I not mention that?
362
00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:09,718
- So, I don't get my office?
But I bought a beanbag chair!
363
00:19:13,752 --> 00:19:16,522
You know what? I quit too!
[Crowd exhaling in disappointment]
364
00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:20,386
- So, I guess you'll
win by default?
365
00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:23,796
Congratulations, Casey!
- I can't believe this!
366
00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:26,969
A new beginning
for Thompson High!
367
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,939
And it all starts with homeroom
one, then homeroom two,
368
00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:32,398
then we're going to the school
board to take our place
369
00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:34,438
as the best school ever!
Yeah! Who's with me?
370
00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:37,443
[Crickets chirping]
371
00:19:37,576 --> 00:19:41,076
- Vote none of the above!
[Crowd cheering]
372
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:47,550
- Listen up,
everyone! Quiet!
373
00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:53,755
I was once like you - I could
care less about school issues!
374
00:19:53,892 --> 00:19:55,892
But Casey McDonald
made me care!
375
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:59,428
[Crowd gasping in surprise]
Okay, I don't really care, but I am aware of the issues!
376
00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:02,695
And - and that's where
it all starts, right?
377
00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:04,774
C'mon people!
378
00:20:04,903 --> 00:20:07,713
Stop being cynical and start
caring! Who's with me?
379
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:14,250
- You tell them!
- Yeah, I'm with you!
380
00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:20,723
- Here.
- What's this?
381
00:20:20,852 --> 00:20:23,992
- Peace offering. And I'm sorry
for spreading your secret.
382
00:20:24,122 --> 00:20:26,222
I guess the family pressure
was really getting to me.
383
00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:29,188
- Coldspray tickets! Dude,
you actually had them!
384
00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:32,028
- Yeah but, ah, the backstage
pass thing was a lie.
385
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:36,496
- Hey, Shlepper?
386
00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:41,911
Appreciate the honesty.
387
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,810
- Enough to want to take
me to the concert? - No.
388
00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:50,853
- Thanks for embarrassing
yourself for me, Em. It was really... sweet.
389
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:53,353
- Any time. Anyway,
losing's for the best.
390
00:20:53,485 --> 00:20:56,285
Being president
would've been so lame. - [Attention, fellow students.]
391
00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:58,961
[The election results are in:
and for the first time]
392
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,391
[a write-in candidate has won.]
393
00:21:01,526 --> 00:21:04,356
[Congratulations...
Emily Davis?]
394
00:21:04,496 --> 00:21:06,496
- Emily Davis?
- Emily Davis?
395
00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:09,172
I'm Emily Davis!
I win!
396
00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:11,441
I win! Oh!
397
00:21:19,978 --> 00:21:22,278
- What's going on?
398
00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:25,654
- I'm towel-drying my hair.
- I'm using a solar calculator.
399
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:29,154
- I'm looking into a hybrid car.
- And I'm never flushing again!
400
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:32,618
- Guys, stop sucking up to me.
401
00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:34,688
I already handed
the report in.
402
00:21:34,826 --> 00:21:36,756
- No, but we really
learned something.
403
00:21:36,895 --> 00:21:40,125
We're going to change -
just maybe not as fast as you want us to.
404
00:21:40,265 --> 00:21:44,095
So was your troop leader shocked
at the size of our footprint?
405
00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:47,706
- Are you kidding? Her daughter
ratted her out! Their family had a huge footprint!
406
00:21:47,839 --> 00:21:50,279
So now we just
call her Bigfoot.
407
00:21:50,409 --> 00:21:53,879
- So we're not
the worst family?
408
00:21:54,012 --> 00:21:57,352
[Giggling]
- Oh-ho - I don't believe it!
409
00:21:57,482 --> 00:22:00,992
The McDonald-Venturis
aren't the worst!
410
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:02,749
[Kids cheering]
411
00:22:05,757 --> 00:22:08,787
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412
00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:17,544
- Oh!
413
00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:20,169
- I shouldn't have done that.
- No, that was great.
414
00:22:20,305 --> 00:22:23,205
- Finascinating!
[Giggling]
415
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,442
- You got gas, didn't you?
- No, I swe...
416
00:22:25,577 --> 00:22:28,047
[All giggling]
417
00:22:40,225 --> 00:22:43,225
- ♪ Living life with Derek ♪
418
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:46,702
♪ Living life with Derek ♪
419
00:22:46,752 --> 00:22:51,302
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