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But not with Lizzie. 13 00:00:50,683 --> 00:00:52,793 [ Sigh ] - Edwin! 14 00:00:52,919 --> 00:00:56,419 You should be supportive of your stepsister, no matter how bad she was! 15 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:58,286 Not that you were bad. 16 00:00:58,425 --> 00:01:01,225 - Then why did our team captain, Tanya, call me the worst player on the team? 17 00:01:01,361 --> 00:01:03,831 - Maybe 'cuz you tripped her on a breakaway. 18 00:01:03,963 --> 00:01:06,373 - So what! You're just learning to play hockey. 19 00:01:06,499 --> 00:01:08,329 You and the team'll get better. 20 00:01:08,468 --> 00:01:11,838 - Mom, you don't get it. Except for me, the team is good! 21 00:01:11,971 --> 00:01:15,481 - I think I'm gonna send that captain a congratulatory email. 22 00:01:15,608 --> 00:01:17,138 - Who knew he was such a girls' hockey fan? 23 00:01:17,277 --> 00:01:20,277 - He's not a girls' hockey fan. He's a Tanya fan. 24 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:23,023 As if the whole thing wasn't embarrassing enough. 25 00:01:23,149 --> 00:01:25,589 Anyway, it doesn't matter, 'cuz I'm quitting. 26 00:01:25,718 --> 00:01:28,918 - Oh, you can't quit! - Yeah, the McDonalds aren't quitters! 27 00:01:29,055 --> 00:01:30,685 - Well, this one is! 28 00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:41,402 - ♪ Used to be my mother and my sister and me ♪ 29 00:01:41,534 --> 00:01:44,504 ♪ A happy little family and all right with me ♪ 30 00:01:44,637 --> 00:01:47,807 ♪ But Mom got married that's when everything changed ♪ 31 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:50,641 ♪ Some things were lost and others were gained ♪ 32 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:53,347 ♪ A new school, a new house ♪ 33 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:56,580 ♪ So many changes it makes my head spin ♪ 34 00:01:56,716 --> 00:02:00,786 ♪ Now I've got a brother who gets under my skin ♪ 35 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:03,820 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 36 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:06,987 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 37 00:02:07,126 --> 00:02:11,156 ♪ This is life with Lizzie, Edwin, George and Nora, Marti and Casey ♪ 38 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:14,227 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 39 00:02:14,367 --> 00:02:16,237 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 40 00:02:16,369 --> 00:02:19,809 ter bond. 41 00:02:19,939 --> 00:02:23,039 Even with two new step-brothers and a little step-sister, 42 00:02:23,176 --> 00:02:26,406 Lizzie still comes to me for advice and support. 43 00:02:26,546 --> 00:02:29,476 I mean, where else would she go? 44 00:02:29,616 --> 00:02:33,616 - Casey? I need your advice. I have a problem. 45 00:02:33,753 --> 00:02:36,123 - Oh, that's great! Come on in. 46 00:02:38,725 --> 00:02:40,655 Okay, so what's the problem? 47 00:02:40,793 --> 00:02:43,663 School? Homework? Boys? - No, it's Mom. 48 00:02:43,796 --> 00:02:46,626 She still won't let me quit hockey! Can you believe that? 49 00:02:46,766 --> 00:02:48,666 - Actually, I can. But, come on, 50 00:02:48,801 --> 00:02:51,001 you're bound to get better. You're great at sports! 51 00:02:51,137 --> 00:02:53,107 - Not ice hockey. I'm covered in bruises! 52 00:02:53,239 --> 00:02:55,479 And so are half my teammates, thanks to me. 53 00:02:55,608 --> 00:02:58,678 - Hmm. Maybe your ego's bruised too? 54 00:02:58,811 --> 00:03:00,881 - What do you mean? - Well, you're new to hockey 55 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:03,354 and you don't like feeling so... inexperienced. 56 00:03:03,483 --> 00:03:06,193 - Exactly! So, how do I quit? 57 00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:08,959 - You don't! You keep trying until you succeed! 58 00:03:09,088 --> 00:03:12,158 - "Keep trying"? You're supposed to give me sisterly advice! 59 00:03:12,292 --> 00:03:15,832 If I wanted sensible advice I would've talked to Mom again. 60 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:26,610 - Lizzie and I had a disagreement. 61 00:03:26,739 --> 00:03:28,839 - Sisters always fight. - Not us! 62 00:03:28,975 --> 00:03:31,205 - Lizzie never used to question what I said. 63 00:03:31,344 --> 00:03:35,224 - Well, maybe she's growing up? - Quite the opposite, Paul. - Growing down? 64 00:03:35,348 --> 00:03:38,318 She's becoming less mature due to certain bad influences 65 00:03:38,451 --> 00:03:40,751 in our house. - Such as? - Derek! 66 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:42,817 He's constantly sabotaging 67 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:46,226 my efforts to inspire, encourage and nurture our siblings! 68 00:03:46,359 --> 00:03:48,659 Hey guys! Why don't we watch something 69 00:03:48,795 --> 00:03:50,855 a little more "cultured" for a change? 70 00:03:50,997 --> 00:03:54,767 I have a DVD of the National Ballet doing Swan Lake! - No! 71 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:57,871 - [Robot]: No. - C'mon guys, give it a chance. You might like ballet. 72 00:03:58,004 --> 00:04:00,944 - Sorry, Casey, the robot has spoken. 73 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:04,984 - Who wants to watch two hours of animals attacking each other? 74 00:04:05,111 --> 00:04:07,681 - Me! - [Robot]: Me. 75 00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:10,424 - I just don't want Lizzie to be corrupted by Derek's 76 00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:12,920 slackadasical ways! - I used to worry about 77 00:04:13,052 --> 00:04:16,662 my little brother, Bernie, too. You know, he never seemed to get what I was trying to teach him. 78 00:04:16,789 --> 00:04:18,689 - Really? Where is your brother now? 79 00:04:18,825 --> 00:04:21,455 - Ah, he's the president of a huge company. 80 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:24,764 But you'd think he'd return my phone calls? I mean... Bah! I... 81 00:04:24,897 --> 00:04:27,827 But we're still tight! Like this. 82 00:04:27,967 --> 00:04:30,067 So don't worry. 83 00:04:30,203 --> 00:04:33,343 - Don't worry? Come on, Paul, you know me better than that. 84 00:04:35,041 --> 00:04:36,681 - [Robot] Intruder alert. - Ahhh! 85 00:04:36,809 --> 00:04:39,979 - Gotcha! - Marti! - Did you hear that, huh? 86 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:45,353 So, from now on, you don't walk, talk or breathe unless I say so! 87 00:04:45,485 --> 00:04:48,415 - [Hushed]: Can I breathe now? - Yes, then go to your room. 88 00:04:48,554 --> 00:04:52,034 - I was goin' there anyway. - What was that about? 89 00:04:52,158 --> 00:04:54,128 - That was about Derek learning who is boss. 90 00:04:54,260 --> 00:04:56,430 - Oh! Good for you. Do me a favour, though? 91 00:04:56,562 --> 00:04:58,562 Don't buy Marti any more of these annoying toys. 92 00:04:58,698 --> 00:05:01,198 - I didn't buy that. But I did shell out 93 00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:03,574 a hundred and fifty bucks after the car got towed. 94 00:05:03,703 --> 00:05:05,643 - Ah, no! What did Derek do? 95 00:05:05,772 --> 00:05:07,842 - It's what Derek didn't do! 96 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:11,284 He was supposed to meet me in front of the hockey rink and when he didn't, 97 00:05:11,411 --> 00:05:16,381 I had to leave the car in a no-stopping zone and go unlock his lips from the snackbar girl. 98 00:05:16,516 --> 00:05:19,386 - Ha-ha! Oh no. - Oh yes. So you know what? 99 00:05:19,519 --> 00:05:22,219 He can just say goodbye to his allowance 'til he pays me back 100 00:05:22,355 --> 00:05:25,425 and this time I mean business! - Eh! 101 00:05:29,495 --> 00:05:31,555 - Derek, I need some brotherly advice. 102 00:05:31,698 --> 00:05:35,398 - Oh, I'm happy to give it. For a hundred and fifty bucks. 103 00:05:35,535 --> 00:05:39,935 - What did you do? - Got Dad's car towed. Ah, but it was totally 104 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:45,243 worth it. This snack bar girl was so... 105 00:05:45,378 --> 00:05:48,578 nice. - Oh, well, I met a nice girl too. 106 00:05:48,715 --> 00:05:50,915 - Again? Who is it this week? - Tanya. 107 00:05:51,050 --> 00:05:53,220 - Well, I'm happy to give you advice. 108 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,523 Right after you do my laundry. 109 00:05:56,823 --> 00:05:59,233 - So, Lizzie, how's the hockey going? 110 00:05:59,358 --> 00:06:03,028 - I'd rather not talk about it. - Oh, you shoulda seen Lizzie, Dad. 111 00:06:03,162 --> 00:06:04,902 Hilarity on ice! Ah... 112 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:06,671 Like a gazelle. 113 00:06:06,799 --> 00:06:08,669 - It's okay, Casey. I'm quitting anyway. 114 00:06:08,801 --> 00:06:10,841 - Hey! I've got a better idea. 115 00:06:10,970 --> 00:06:13,540 Derek, you're our resident hockey star. 116 00:06:13,673 --> 00:06:15,583 Why don't you give Lizzie a few tips? 117 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:19,208 - Ah, hum... Derek's not really a "help your sibling" kind of guy. 118 00:06:19,345 --> 00:06:21,475 - Yeah, girls' hockey's kinda out of my league. 119 00:06:21,614 --> 00:06:26,394 I mean, what do they... Skate around in skirts and have tickle fights on the ice? 120 00:06:26,519 --> 00:06:28,959 - Enough, Derek! 121 00:06:29,088 --> 00:06:31,188 And I like Nora's idea! 122 00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:34,264 Lizzie, meet your new hockey coach. 123 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,404 - What? - What? 124 00:06:43,536 --> 00:06:47,566 [ Annoying sound outside ] [ Gasp ] 125 00:06:51,344 --> 00:06:54,914 - Do you mind? I'm reading! - Ohhh! 126 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:03,322 - Ow. - Ha-ha! You missed me! 127 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:12,334 - Ah, is Derek still with Lizzie? Cuz, I need girl advice. 128 00:07:12,465 --> 00:07:15,125 - Oh, well, ah, since Derek's busy with Lizzie, 129 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:18,238 and I am a girl, maybe I can help? What's up? 130 00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:21,741 - Alright, well, I wanna ask Tanya out, but... 131 00:07:21,874 --> 00:07:25,084 she's a bit more developed than other girls. 132 00:07:25,211 --> 00:07:27,911 - She's smarter than you? - Oh, probably, 133 00:07:28,047 --> 00:07:31,817 but that's not what I meant. Um, okay, let's see... 134 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:35,291 Suppose Tanya was at the grocery store, 135 00:07:35,421 --> 00:07:38,831 you'd find her with the peaches, not the grapes. 136 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:42,428 - Oh! She's developed. - Yeah. 137 00:07:42,562 --> 00:07:46,102 And I don't wanna be a pig and stare at her... development, 138 00:07:46,232 --> 00:07:49,172 so I end up talking to her feet! What should I do? 139 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:52,142 - Well, you just need to get comfortable around her. 140 00:07:52,271 --> 00:07:55,141 Instead of focusing on her looks, learn more about her. 141 00:07:55,274 --> 00:07:57,414 Find out what she likes, where she goes. 142 00:07:57,543 --> 00:08:00,283 - And, do you really think that'll help? - I guarantee it. 143 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:02,853 [ Derek's laughing. ] 144 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:07,152 - What's so funny? - Lizzie shot the ball right into the Davis's birdbath. 145 00:08:07,286 --> 00:08:12,056 - Nailed the dancing frog! - After a little more coaching from her big bro, 146 00:08:12,191 --> 00:08:16,831 Super Lizzie'll be an all-star in no time. - Oh yeah? 147 00:08:16,963 --> 00:08:18,933 Well, with my help, Edwin's going to be 148 00:08:19,065 --> 00:08:22,095 an all-star dater in no time! - Stop that. 149 00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:33,284 - Marti! 150 00:08:33,412 --> 00:08:36,882 Bedtime. - [Robot]: Annihilate alien intruder. 151 00:08:37,016 --> 00:08:41,016 - You know it was very nice of Dimmy to share, 152 00:08:41,153 --> 00:08:43,563 but it's time you gave that back to him. 153 00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:45,859 - Dimmy didn't share. I borrowed it. 154 00:08:45,992 --> 00:08:48,532 - Ahh... 155 00:08:48,661 --> 00:08:51,031 Does he know you borrowed it? - No. 156 00:08:51,163 --> 00:08:54,673 - Nora? Where's Derek? You know what, you know what he just did? 157 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:57,140 He just used the garage door as a hockey net! 158 00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:59,970 You know? So now he's going to add painting to his list of things to do! 159 00:09:00,106 --> 00:09:03,636 - Ah, George, Marti borrowed that robot from Dimmy 160 00:09:03,776 --> 00:09:05,536 without his permission. 161 00:09:05,678 --> 00:09:09,678 - Really? Hey, Marti. Come on out here. 162 00:09:09,815 --> 00:09:13,245 You gotta take this back right away and give it back to Dimmy 163 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:15,346 before he realizes that it's gone, okay? 164 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:18,488 - Got it! - Ah, no you don't got it. 165 00:09:18,624 --> 00:09:21,294 And, ah, apparently you don't get it either! 166 00:09:21,427 --> 00:09:25,057 Borrowing something without permission is stealing. 167 00:09:25,197 --> 00:09:27,927 - Ahh... no. - No. 168 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:32,307 Yeah. Actually... actually, munchkin, it is. 169 00:09:32,438 --> 00:09:36,708 So why don't you start by taking this toy back to Dimmy and 170 00:09:36,842 --> 00:09:40,382 apologizing. Right? 171 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:45,686 [ Burp! ] 172 00:09:45,818 --> 00:09:49,488 - Only you could make eating a sandwich so completely revolting. 173 00:09:49,622 --> 00:09:53,192 - Hey, how's the new star on ice? You still got that sweet slap shot? 174 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:55,696 - Yeah, but I think it was too sweet. 175 00:09:55,828 --> 00:09:58,928 I beaned the coach with the puck, got demoted to watergirl. 176 00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:03,395 - When it comes to giving out sisterly advice, leave it to the pro. 177 00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:06,636 - Some pro you are! - What's wrong? 178 00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:09,682 - Well, I tried to find out more about Tanya. 179 00:10:09,809 --> 00:10:12,009 But she thought I was following her. 180 00:10:12,144 --> 00:10:15,584 Now she calls me "Edweirdo"! - Ha! Ha! Ha! 181 00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:19,445 - You see! She already has a pet name for you! She must like you! 182 00:10:19,585 --> 00:10:21,585 - Like me? She thinks I'm freaky! 183 00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:24,761 - Yeah! Leave it to the pro. 184 00:10:24,890 --> 00:10:26,890 Obviously you know nothing about little brothers. 185 00:10:27,026 --> 00:10:28,886 - Well, I know enough to keep Edwin from turning 186 00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:30,858 into a skirt-chasing cad like his brother. 187 00:10:30,997 --> 00:10:33,067 - I may not know what a "cad" is, 188 00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:37,339 but I know enough to keep Lizzie from turning into a princess like you. 189 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:40,210 - Oh, yeah? Tell you what, 190 00:10:40,339 --> 00:10:43,739 with my expertise, not only will Edwin get Tanya to notice him, 191 00:10:43,876 --> 00:10:46,546 in a good way, he'll take her to the school dance! 192 00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:49,249 - But I'm Edweirdo! - Oh yeah? 193 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:52,922 Well, I am gonna to get Lizzie to be her hockey team's leading scorer! 194 00:10:53,052 --> 00:10:54,652 - But-but... I'm the watergirl! 195 00:10:54,787 --> 00:10:56,887 - Okay, Lizzie! Let's go. We gotta practice. 196 00:10:57,023 --> 00:10:59,393 - C'mon Edwin! You need a makeover. - Hey! 197 00:10:59,525 --> 00:11:03,055 Don't we get any say in this? - No! - No! 198 00:11:03,195 --> 00:11:05,395 Let's go! 199 00:11:12,538 --> 00:11:15,168 Alright Liz, top shelf. 200 00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:21,581 No! Not that shelf. Top shelf 201 00:11:21,714 --> 00:11:24,424 as in top corner. Alright! Try it again. 202 00:11:24,550 --> 00:11:27,790 - But I've tried again and again! Can't we take a break? - No! 203 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:32,060 Breaks are for bench warmers. Now, shoot it like you mean it. 204 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:34,191 - But isn't hockey supposed to be fun? 205 00:11:34,326 --> 00:11:36,096 - No, see, hockey is about winning! 206 00:11:36,228 --> 00:11:38,828 - How am I supposed to win if I can't stop on the ice 207 00:11:38,964 --> 00:11:40,504 without smashing into the boards. 208 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:42,803 - Well, you're going to have to learn how to stop! 209 00:11:42,935 --> 00:11:44,395 - No, I need to quit! 210 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,837 - You can't quit! 211 00:11:46,972 --> 00:11:49,882 See, you're a Venturi now - sort of. 212 00:11:50,009 --> 00:11:52,979 And when you're on that ice you are representing me: a three-time 213 00:11:53,112 --> 00:11:56,182 league MVP! So you cannot quit, 214 00:11:56,315 --> 00:11:58,275 no matter what. - Ahhh! 215 00:11:58,417 --> 00:12:00,687 - Whoa! [ Cat's meowing ] 216 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:04,990 See! I knew you had it in you! Class dismissed! 217 00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:07,994 - [George]: Derek! What was that? - Run! 218 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:12,796 - Hm. What to do, what to do... 219 00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:14,502 - So what if Tanya doesn't like me. 220 00:12:14,633 --> 00:12:17,973 There are other fish-ettes in the sea, right? - Wrong! 221 00:12:18,104 --> 00:12:20,674 I can get you your girl, you just have to trust me. 222 00:12:20,806 --> 00:12:24,206 - Yeah, well, thanks to you, Tanya already thinks I'm freaky! 223 00:12:24,343 --> 00:12:28,413 - Okay, don't trust me, just do what I say. Starting with your looks. 224 00:12:28,547 --> 00:12:30,547 - But why? Girls don't care about looks! 225 00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:33,053 The guys with the funnies get the honeys. 226 00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:35,615 - And how do you make "the honeys" laugh? 227 00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:37,694 - I burp the anthem. You wanna hear? 228 00:12:37,823 --> 00:12:41,293 - No! I mean I'm sure that's hilarious. 229 00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:44,197 Look, I know looks aren't everything, but they are something. 230 00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:47,700 So let's start with your hygiene. Show me your nails. 231 00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:49,643 Ewww! - You should see my toenails. 232 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,639 - No, no, I really shouldn't. Here, use these. 233 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,040 You have used nail clippers before, right? 234 00:12:56,175 --> 00:12:59,345 - Ah, twice! 235 00:12:59,478 --> 00:13:00,948 What is that? 236 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,720 - It's mousse. Gotta do something with your hair. 237 00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:06,719 - I don't like people touching my head! 238 00:13:06,852 --> 00:13:08,792 - Oh, grow up, Edwin! 239 00:13:08,921 --> 00:13:12,191 - Okay. Puck's dropped in the corner, where should you be? 240 00:13:12,324 --> 00:13:14,464 - Sliding into the boards at top speed? 241 00:13:14,593 --> 00:13:17,103 - No! You have to chase the puck! 242 00:13:17,229 --> 00:13:20,469 - But I can't chase the puck if I can't stop! 243 00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:22,799 - Casey, stop! - Okay, Edwin, but when Tanya 244 00:13:22,935 --> 00:13:25,395 comes out of the dressing room what do you do? - I don't know! Throw up? 245 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:29,638 - No! You make eye contact! With her eyes! 246 00:13:29,775 --> 00:13:32,745 - Oh! 247 00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:35,578 I hope you don't make "nose contact", cuz 248 00:13:35,714 --> 00:13:39,594 dude, you stink! - That scent is cologne and Tanya will love it. 249 00:13:39,718 --> 00:13:41,448 - Ah, I'm sure she will, girls love perfume. 250 00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:43,317 - You said it was cologne! 251 00:13:43,455 --> 00:13:46,485 - Well, that's what you get when you're coached by a princess. 252 00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:51,225 See, guys know that girls prefer their real smell. 253 00:13:51,363 --> 00:13:53,603 - Ah, no Derek. They really don't. 254 00:13:53,732 --> 00:13:59,042 - Hello! Can someone help me up? - You've turned Edwin into Edwina! 255 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:03,441 - Edwina! That's worse than Edweirdo! That's it, I'm changing! 256 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:06,276 - No! - Me too! The game hasn't even started 257 00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:08,982 and I'm already too exhausted to stand! 258 00:14:09,114 --> 00:14:10,724 - No! [ Bip! Bip! Bip! ] 259 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,850 Game time! I'll get your gear to the car. 260 00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:15,685 Dad! We gotta drive Lizzie to the game! 261 00:14:15,821 --> 00:14:19,021 - 'Kay Edwin, show Tanya what you got. 262 00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:20,958 - Could use a hand here! 263 00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:31,704 - Marti, I'm sorry, but you can't keep the robot. 264 00:14:31,837 --> 00:14:33,737 - But Dimmy said I could. 265 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:37,513 - But you took it from Dimmy in the first place. And that was still wrong. 266 00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:41,013 - So does that mean I can't keep all of these? 267 00:14:41,146 --> 00:14:44,846 - Marti! Where did you get all those toys? 268 00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:47,994 - Other kids. They didn't want them any more. 269 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:51,120 - Did they say they didn't want them any more? - No. 270 00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:54,257 But I could tell. - Marti, 271 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:57,703 we've been over this. Now, you've gotta give back all of those toys 272 00:14:57,830 --> 00:15:00,370 and you have to apologize to the rightful owners. 273 00:15:00,499 --> 00:15:04,699 - Hey Lizzie! I heard you slammed a player into the boards. 274 00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:09,237 Nice work. - Actually, I crashed into her 'cuz I couldn't stop. 275 00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:11,875 And since body checking's not allowed, I got benched. 276 00:15:12,011 --> 00:15:14,481 - Good job, Derek! 277 00:15:14,613 --> 00:15:18,653 - No, I like being benched. Next best thing to quitting. Thanks, Derek! 278 00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:21,554 - Ah... you're welcome. 279 00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:23,787 - Well, I have better news. 280 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,823 I was checking out the action behind the boards 281 00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:28,958 and I caught Tanya eyeing the new and improved Edwin. 282 00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,434 So, I invited her over. 283 00:15:31,563 --> 00:15:33,273 - You what! 284 00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:37,704 - Um, I-I thought you'd be happy. 285 00:15:37,836 --> 00:15:40,236 - I don't even like Tanya anymore. 286 00:15:40,372 --> 00:15:42,912 - You don't! - A good coach knows their players. 287 00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:47,282 And players like Edwin? They get new crushes every week. 288 00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:50,083 [ Doorbell ] - Well, Edwin, your old crush is here, 289 00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:54,215 so you're gonna have to face her like a man! 290 00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:56,223 Edwin? 291 00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:59,255 Edwin! - Good luck with all of that! 292 00:16:03,929 --> 00:16:06,129 - Look, if you don't like Tanya any more, at least get some 293 00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:08,825 practise talking to girls! Just remember: 294 00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:12,807 look into her eyes, not at her chest! 295 00:16:24,016 --> 00:16:25,916 - Hi. - Hi. 296 00:16:26,051 --> 00:16:29,961 Ah, nice to see ya, Tanya. 297 00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:34,561 - What are you staring at? - Your eyes! I swear! 298 00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:37,933 - Well, stop it, Edweirdo. You're freaking me out! 299 00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:40,133 Look, I need a favour. 300 00:16:40,265 --> 00:16:43,035 - A favour? - Keep Lizzie from playing in tomorrow night's game 301 00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:46,068 and I'll save you a song at the school dance. 302 00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:49,975 - But why? - 'Cuz our team's playing the city champs tomorrow. 303 00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:52,849 And if Lizzie plays, we'll lose for sure. 304 00:16:52,978 --> 00:16:57,218 - I can't do that. Fast dance or slow dance? - Slow. 305 00:16:57,349 --> 00:17:00,319 Offer's good 'til midnight. 306 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,887 - The crush is back on! 307 00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:14,800 Casey's coaching worked! Tanya wants to dance with Edweirdo! 308 00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:17,243 - She does? How much are you paying her? 309 00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:20,769 - Nothing! All I gotta do is convince Lizzie to sit out tomorrow's game! 310 00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:24,676 And since Lizzie wants to quit and I wanna dance, it's win-win! 311 00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:28,110 - Forget it. Lizzie's playing. I don't coach quitters. 312 00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:31,147 - Yeah, but Derek, Tanya promised me a dance. 313 00:17:31,283 --> 00:17:32,453 That means she likes me! 314 00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:34,724 - No. It means she's using you. 315 00:17:34,853 --> 00:17:37,863 - You think so? Sweet! 316 00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:40,160 - Not sweet. Have some pride. 317 00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:43,832 - And why start now? You use me all the time! - But I'm family. 318 00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:46,372 Tanya's just doing this for her team and though 319 00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:49,538 I admire her win-at-all-costs attitude, 320 00:17:49,668 --> 00:17:52,268 I don't like seeing my bro' used. 321 00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,484 - I feel so ashamed. 322 00:17:57,609 --> 00:18:00,749 I was blinded by love, but what do I do now? 323 00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:04,349 - Fire your coach? - I'd love to, but... 324 00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:07,893 I don't want to hurt Casey's feelings. 325 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:11,390 But you can! You have no heart! 326 00:18:11,523 --> 00:18:14,533 - You want me to fire Casey? 327 00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:17,100 With pleasure. - Thanks. 328 00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:20,099 - Where's Edwin? I'm dying to know what happened with Tanya! 329 00:18:20,232 --> 00:18:24,172 - Arrrgh! I can't stand this! 330 00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:26,643 - Uh, it's just a lace, Liz. 331 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:29,372 - No! I can't stand being on the hockey team! 332 00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:31,238 - Well, come on, even I can see you've gotten better. 333 00:18:31,376 --> 00:18:35,506 - But the better I get the harder Derek pushes me. What if I mess up? 334 00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:38,817 - Relax, Liz. It's only a game. - Not to Derek it isn't! 335 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:43,591 He wants to out-coach you so much, he doesn't care about how I feel! At all! 336 00:18:43,722 --> 00:18:45,862 - Maybe you should talk to your coach. 337 00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:50,961 - Maybe you should talk to him! 338 00:18:51,096 --> 00:18:53,296 - Why, so I can fire him for you? 339 00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:55,572 - Would you? 340 00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:58,771 - Yes. Yes, I would. 341 00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:00,944 - [Both]: You're fired! 342 00:19:03,942 --> 00:19:07,812 - Unbelievable! Ha-ha! 343 00:19:07,946 --> 00:19:10,276 Not one of your friends wanted their old toys back! 344 00:19:10,415 --> 00:19:15,215 - See, I told you. So now can I keep 'em? - No, Marti, 345 00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:17,064 stealing is still wrong! 346 00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:20,259 - But I tried giving them back. I even said sorry! 347 00:19:20,392 --> 00:19:24,502 End of story, right? 348 00:19:28,066 --> 00:19:30,396 - Do you think that's the end of the story? 349 00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:32,236 - Gonna make me figure this out? 350 00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:36,641 I hate that! [ Laughing ] 351 00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:42,147 - Ohhh! Just the coach I wanted to see. 352 00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:43,851 - Just the coach I wanted to see. 353 00:19:43,982 --> 00:19:46,082 - As Lizzie's newly-appointed spokesperson, 354 00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:48,618 I am giving you your walking papers - citing exhaustion, 355 00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:51,364 mental anguish and failure to show her the money. 356 00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:54,790 - Is Lizzie firing me? - Yes. Face it, she's better off with me. 357 00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:58,727 - Really? Cuz, uh, when Edwin had a real girl crisis - 358 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:02,474 cuz of you - he came to me, to fire you. 359 00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:06,171 - No way! Edwin's made great progress! Did you see his cuticles? 360 00:20:06,305 --> 00:20:08,305 - Tanya didn't care how he looked or smelled. 361 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,580 She just wanted him to get Lizzie not to play in the game. 362 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:14,149 - Really? That's awful! - Yeah, well, thanks to me, 363 00:20:14,279 --> 00:20:17,119 Lizzie will play in that game tomorrow. - But Lizzie doesn't wanna play. 364 00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:20,919 And you don't really wanna help her, you just wanna prove that you're a better coach than I am. 365 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:25,293 - So you'd rather Lizzie be a quitter and a loser? 366 00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:27,664 - And you'd rather she fall flat on her face at tomorrow's 367 00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:29,933 big game and be emotionally scarred for life? 368 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,762 - I heard that. 369 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,897 And you're both fired! 370 00:20:34,032 --> 00:20:35,902 - So you're not gonna play? 371 00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:38,144 Maybe I could let Tanya use me. 372 00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:40,110 - After what you told me about Tanya, 373 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,839 I'm gonna play my heart out and hope we lose just to make her mad! 374 00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:44,835 McDonald's aren't quitters! 375 00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:46,877 - Bravo, Liz. 376 00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:49,722 - Lizzie, stop. 377 00:20:49,848 --> 00:20:52,178 See? You do know how to stop, after all. 378 00:20:52,317 --> 00:20:57,117 But maybe I should teach you on the ice before your game tomorrow. 379 00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,486 - As my former coach or as my step-brother? 380 00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:02,586 - As your big brother. 381 00:21:02,728 --> 00:21:06,198 - Oh! Maybe you're not such a bad coach after all. 382 00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:09,901 - Thanks. You're not waiting for me to return that compliment right? 383 00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:12,065 - Oh, come on! Ed's a changed man! 384 00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:15,044 [ Burp! ] 385 00:21:15,173 --> 00:21:17,243 - You think? 386 00:21:23,915 --> 00:21:26,645 - [Both]: Lizzie's number one! Whoa! Lizzie's number one! Whoa! 387 00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:30,115 - So I scored a goal. We still didn't win. 388 00:21:30,255 --> 00:21:33,355 - Yeah, but you were on fire! I'm so proud of you! 389 00:21:33,492 --> 00:21:35,362 - Yeah, you did pretty good out there. 390 00:21:35,494 --> 00:21:38,164 - Thanks, big bro'. - You know, speaking of pretty good, Liz, 391 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,867 your goalie's kinda cute. You think I should call her? 392 00:21:40,999 --> 00:21:42,599 - [Derek and Casey]: No! 393 00:21:42,734 --> 00:21:44,974 - And we have another daughter to be proud of... 394 00:21:45,103 --> 00:21:47,343 - [Both]: Marti! 395 00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:50,712 - She donated all her "borrowed" toys to a children's hospital! 396 00:21:50,842 --> 00:21:52,542 - Hmm. - Now, didn't that feel good? 397 00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:55,878 - No. It felt great! 398 00:21:56,014 --> 00:21:59,754 - Ah! Well, then, hooray for Marti for doing the right thing! 399 00:21:59,885 --> 00:22:03,085 - Marti's number One! - [Together]: Marti's number One! 400 00:22:03,221 --> 00:22:05,591 Marti's number One! 401 00:22:11,930 --> 00:22:15,200 - Who wants to watch two hours of... [ Gibberish ] 402 00:22:21,973 --> 00:22:24,283 - High five. 403 00:22:24,409 --> 00:22:27,409 Closed captioning: Technicolor, Creative Services - Montreal 404 00:22:27,459 --> 00:22:32,009 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33621

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