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I am having lunch with you! 8 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:43,640 You are so cute. 9 00:00:43,777 --> 00:00:46,407 - You're pretty darn adorable yourself. 10 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:48,576 - So aren't you gonna ask how it went with Debbie? 11 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,415 - Yeah, how did your date with Debbie go? 12 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:53,850 - Good question, bad date. 13 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:55,687 Yeah, I mean, she's got all the qualities 14 00:00:55,822 --> 00:00:57,592 I look for in a girl - looks - but, ah, 15 00:00:57,724 --> 00:01:00,434 there just wasn't that chemistry, you know? 16 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:03,500 - Chemistry... Right after gym. 17 00:01:03,630 --> 00:01:06,400 - Fifty bucks if you're listening to a word I'm saying. 18 00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:09,843 - What? - Mmm. Go eat with Casey, please. 19 00:01:09,969 --> 00:01:12,439 - Okay. Thanks. 20 00:01:14,707 --> 00:01:15,907 Hey ladies. 21 00:01:16,042 --> 00:01:18,312 - Well look who it is... Sam! 22 00:01:18,445 --> 00:01:20,475 - Who knew you were here? 23 00:01:20,613 --> 00:01:22,283 - You can have my seat, Sam. I was just leaving. 24 00:01:22,415 --> 00:01:25,445 - Thanks. - Thanks. - See you. 25 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:28,345 - Uh-oh. 26 00:01:28,488 --> 00:01:30,918 - Oooh. Shoulda made reservations. 27 00:01:31,057 --> 00:01:32,887 - Emily, will you sit down so Debbie doesn't? 28 00:01:33,026 --> 00:01:35,156 - Um, sure! 29 00:01:47,974 --> 00:01:50,544 - ♪ Used to be my mother and my sister and me ♪ 30 00:01:50,677 --> 00:01:53,647 ♪ A happy little family and all right with me ♪ 31 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:56,950 ♪ But Mom got married that's when everything changed ♪ 32 00:01:57,083 --> 00:01:59,793 ♪ Some things were lost and others were gained ♪ 33 00:01:59,919 --> 00:02:02,489 ♪ A new school, a new house ♪ 34 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:05,732 ♪ So many changes it makes my head spin ♪ 35 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:09,929 ♪ Now I've got a brother who gets under my skin ♪ 36 00:02:10,063 --> 00:02:12,973 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 37 00:02:13,099 --> 00:02:16,139 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 38 00:02:16,269 --> 00:02:20,309 ♪ This is life with Lizzie, Edwin, George and Nora, Marti and Casey ♪ 39 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:23,380 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 40 00:02:23,510 --> 00:02:27,550 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 41 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:29,350 and things are going, well, 42 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:32,092 really well! But for my best friend Emily 43 00:02:32,218 --> 00:02:34,248 and Sam's best friend Derek? 44 00:02:34,387 --> 00:02:37,417 It's sorta weird. 45 00:02:37,557 --> 00:02:40,157 So what's with you and Derek eating lunch together? 46 00:02:40,293 --> 00:02:42,833 - He was avoiding some Debbie. 47 00:02:42,962 --> 00:02:44,602 Her loss is my gain. 48 00:02:44,731 --> 00:02:47,271 - So after all I've told you, you still have a crush on Derek? 49 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:50,340 - Yup! So, are we meeting après school? 50 00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:53,040 - Pourquoi? Why? 51 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,913 - For our French project. 52 00:02:55,041 --> 00:02:57,711 - Oh, actually I told Sam I'd work with him. 53 00:02:57,844 --> 00:03:00,654 - Was this before or after I asked you to partner up? 54 00:03:00,780 --> 00:03:04,520 - After... Em, I'm so sorry, 55 00:03:04,651 --> 00:03:06,291 but I'll tell Sam to find someone else. 56 00:03:06,419 --> 00:03:08,049 - No, it's okay. 57 00:03:08,187 --> 00:03:10,787 I know you're in the lovey-dovey new-boyfriendy phase. 58 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:13,034 - Ah, Em, tu es formidable. 59 00:03:13,159 --> 00:03:15,029 You're the best. 60 00:03:15,161 --> 00:03:18,801 - Oui. Je suis la best. 61 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:21,572 - I'm heading to the rink for some shinny. You wanna come? 62 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:24,201 - Ah, can't. I'm working with Casey on our French assignment. 63 00:03:24,337 --> 00:03:27,207 I know choosing Casey over hockey is lame. 64 00:03:27,340 --> 00:03:29,240 - As long as you're aware. 65 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:31,375 But we're still on for a movie Saturday, right? 66 00:03:31,511 --> 00:03:33,281 [Echo]: Saturday, right? Saturday, right? 67 00:03:33,413 --> 00:03:35,853 - So how long exactly have we been going out? 68 00:03:35,982 --> 00:03:39,192 - Wait, I totally know this! 69 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:41,119 A while? 70 00:03:41,254 --> 00:03:43,064 - A month. 71 00:03:43,189 --> 00:03:46,359 So let's celebrate our monthaversary Saturday night! 72 00:03:46,492 --> 00:03:48,862 - Don't forget! Saturday night! 73 00:03:48,995 --> 00:03:51,355 - Ah... I won't. 74 00:03:57,270 --> 00:03:58,940 - Whooo! 75 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:01,072 Whooop! 76 00:04:01,207 --> 00:04:02,537 - You okay, Edwin? 77 00:04:02,675 --> 00:04:04,675 - Yeah, just practicing my moves for the school dance 78 00:04:04,811 --> 00:04:08,011 on Saturday. I am a dancin' fool! 79 00:04:08,147 --> 00:04:12,247 - You're half right. - And will I be seeing you on the dance floor? 80 00:04:12,385 --> 00:04:16,285 - Asking your stepsister to a dance? You're not that desperate are you? 81 00:04:16,422 --> 00:04:18,362 - Ask me! Ask me! 82 00:04:18,491 --> 00:04:22,031 - I'm not asking. Jimmy Loofer is. And I think you should go. 83 00:04:22,161 --> 00:04:24,001 - Why? - Because he's paying me 84 00:04:24,130 --> 00:04:26,000 ten bucks to ask you. Twenty if you say yes! 85 00:04:26,132 --> 00:04:29,072 - Sorry. I'm not going. I gotta rest my legs for soccer. 86 00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:30,602 - No leg-resting 87 00:04:30,737 --> 00:04:33,267 for Lizzie! 88 00:04:33,406 --> 00:04:35,706 - Marti, give me my sandwich! 89 00:04:35,842 --> 00:04:37,912 Tell Marti to give me my sandwich! 90 00:04:38,044 --> 00:04:40,384 - Marti, give Lizzie her sandwich! 91 00:04:40,513 --> 00:04:43,023 - The sandwich monster strikes again! 92 00:04:43,149 --> 00:04:45,049 - Give that back! - Well, that's weird. 93 00:04:45,184 --> 00:04:46,954 - Marti's 'sandwich-stealing' phase? 94 00:04:47,086 --> 00:04:49,216 - No. We've had three school dances this year, 95 00:04:49,355 --> 00:04:51,415 and every time, Lizzie's made some excuse not to go. 96 00:04:51,557 --> 00:04:55,457 - I just don't think she's in the "liking the boys" stage yet. 97 00:04:55,595 --> 00:04:58,665 - Good, 'cuz this house can't handle another boy-crazed girl. 98 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:01,428 - And what about the girl-crazed boys in this house? 99 00:05:01,567 --> 00:05:03,997 - Boys don't hog the phone like girls, huh? 100 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,507 Because boys don't like to talk so much. 101 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:11,109 Not that talking is a bad thing, it... 102 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:12,814 I'm drowning here, Ed. 103 00:05:12,945 --> 00:05:14,645 - Hey, don't drag me down with you, Dad. 104 00:05:17,884 --> 00:05:20,294 - Hey, right on time! Game's about to start. 105 00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:23,860 - Ah, yeah. About that... um... - No, Em, 106 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:26,630 I haven't seen that movie. And neither has Sam. Did I mention 107 00:05:26,759 --> 00:05:28,559 he's coming over too? Okay! Bye. 108 00:05:28,695 --> 00:05:31,125 - Oh, so it's girls' night in! 109 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:33,374 - You can watch the movie with us if you want. 110 00:05:33,499 --> 00:05:34,799 - We talking chick-flick? 111 00:05:34,934 --> 00:05:36,544 - Um, no! 112 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:39,639 It's an action-packed thriller! 113 00:05:39,772 --> 00:05:42,282 - [Woman, TV]: I thought I could leave, but I can't! 114 00:05:42,408 --> 00:05:44,478 Living without you is just too hard! 115 00:05:44,610 --> 00:05:46,080 - Yeah, I can relate. 116 00:05:46,212 --> 00:05:49,022 - [Man, TV]: Before your return the world was a dark place. 117 00:05:49,148 --> 00:05:51,248 And now that we're together... - Holding hands in the popcorn? 118 00:05:51,384 --> 00:05:53,024 - [Casey and Sam]: No. 119 00:05:53,152 --> 00:05:56,562 - Uh, no. 120 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:58,589 - I never thought I'd say this, but... 121 00:05:58,725 --> 00:06:02,295 I'd rather study. See you tomorrow night. 122 00:06:02,428 --> 00:06:04,058 - You didn't tell him? 123 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:06,067 - Yeah, uh... - Tell me what? 124 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:08,169 - Saturday's our... 125 00:06:08,301 --> 00:06:10,171 monthaversary. 126 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:12,243 - Ah! How cute. 127 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,272 Can't wait to tell the guys you bailed on me 128 00:06:14,407 --> 00:06:16,677 for your "monthaversary". 129 00:06:16,809 --> 00:06:19,509 [ Sigh ] - That's great. 130 00:06:19,645 --> 00:06:21,575 I'm gonna be the laughing-stock of the hockey team! 131 00:06:21,714 --> 00:06:24,124 - Celebrating a month of dating is nothing to be ashamed of! 132 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:26,990 - Yeah, it is! I mean, what is the big deal about it? 133 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,520 - Well, obviously it's not a big deal to you. 134 00:06:28,654 --> 00:06:31,124 So we can just call it off. 135 00:06:31,257 --> 00:06:34,127 - Did I leave my toaster on? I'd better go home and check. 136 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:36,660 Bye, you love-birds! 137 00:06:36,796 --> 00:06:39,366 - Bye, Em! - Bye. 138 00:06:39,499 --> 00:06:41,529 Are we really canceling our monthaversary? 139 00:06:41,667 --> 00:06:45,267 - No. We can still celebrate. 140 00:06:45,404 --> 00:06:47,144 I forgive you. 141 00:06:47,273 --> 00:06:49,413 - Good. 142 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:55,720 - Hey, Liz! 143 00:06:55,848 --> 00:06:59,188 So I just got an email from Jimmy Loofer. 144 00:06:59,318 --> 00:07:01,888 That "no go" for the dance, that's your final answer? 145 00:07:02,021 --> 00:07:03,721 - Yes. 146 00:07:03,856 --> 00:07:07,326 - Yeah, but Jimmy's a great guy and gifted. He can kiss his elbow! 147 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:09,930 - Really? The answer's still no. 148 00:07:10,062 --> 00:07:11,902 - Is it because you don't like boys yet? 149 00:07:12,031 --> 00:07:13,771 'Cuz that's what your mother thinks. 150 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:17,200 - No, that's not the reason and do not discuss me with my mother! 151 00:07:17,336 --> 00:07:22,006 - Then I don't get it. 'Cuz you McDonalds love to dance. 152 00:07:22,141 --> 00:07:24,341 [ ♪ R&B ] 153 00:07:24,477 --> 00:07:26,277 - C'mon Liz! Join us! 154 00:07:26,412 --> 00:07:27,612 - Yeah, bust a move! 155 00:07:27,747 --> 00:07:28,877 [ Sigh ] 156 00:07:29,015 --> 00:07:31,015 - Yes, good idea! 157 00:07:31,150 --> 00:07:33,050 Uh... 158 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:37,486 I didn't quite inherit the McDonald dance gene. 159 00:07:37,623 --> 00:07:39,933 I'm the worst dancer ever. 160 00:07:40,059 --> 00:07:41,289 - And you've never asked Casey for help? 161 00:07:41,427 --> 00:07:43,357 - I can't! You don't know what it's like 162 00:07:43,496 --> 00:07:44,956 to have a sister who's so talented. 163 00:07:45,097 --> 00:07:47,467 And breathe one word of this and you're toast. 164 00:07:52,872 --> 00:07:54,442 - Some fun last night, huh? 165 00:07:56,776 --> 00:07:59,106 - Uh, yeah! It's great being a couple of third wheels. 166 00:07:59,245 --> 00:08:01,205 - Totally. 167 00:08:01,347 --> 00:08:02,977 Listen, my French partner dumped me. 168 00:08:03,115 --> 00:08:04,745 - Funny. Mine dumped me too. 169 00:08:04,884 --> 00:08:06,394 - Really? So you wanna...? 170 00:08:06,519 --> 00:08:08,719 - Yeah. Sure! - Right on. 171 00:08:10,723 --> 00:08:13,793 - Hey, Dimmy, is Emily there? 172 00:08:13,926 --> 00:08:16,856 Emily's here? No she's not. 173 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:20,226 - [Derek]: La fenetre a mal a la tete. 174 00:08:20,366 --> 00:08:22,236 - [Emily]: Ha! Ha! Ha! The window has a headache? 175 00:08:22,368 --> 00:08:24,968 - See you understood. How bad could my accent be? 176 00:08:25,104 --> 00:08:27,374 - Ha! Ha! Ha! Tres, tres bad. 177 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,737 - Emily? [ Hanging up the phone. ] 178 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:32,476 - Hey Casey. What's up? 179 00:08:32,612 --> 00:08:34,482 - You tell me! 180 00:08:34,614 --> 00:08:37,784 - Oh, I'm just working with Derek on the French project. No biggie. 181 00:08:40,987 --> 00:08:44,557 - Yes, biggie! Maybe a large biggie. 182 00:08:48,628 --> 00:08:51,058 - One, two, cha, cha, cha, cha. 183 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:52,827 One, two, cha, cha, cha, cha. 184 00:08:52,965 --> 00:08:55,695 - "Cha, cha, cha, cha cha"? - It's that dance 185 00:08:55,835 --> 00:08:57,795 the cha, cha, cha, cha. 186 00:08:57,937 --> 00:09:01,067 - I think it's only three "chas". Or is it two? 187 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:03,037 - Oh, well, you seem to know a lot about dancing. 188 00:09:03,175 --> 00:09:06,945 Did you ever teach Lizzie about dancing? 189 00:09:07,079 --> 00:09:09,679 - No, I don't think so. 190 00:09:09,815 --> 00:09:13,315 - Ah, well then I won't dance around the subject. 191 00:09:13,452 --> 00:09:14,992 - And what subject is that? 192 00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:16,361 Could it be, oh, I don't know... 193 00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:19,029 Dancing? - Ah, well since 194 00:09:19,158 --> 00:09:20,388 you've dragged it out of me: 195 00:09:20,526 --> 00:09:23,196 Lizzie can't dance! 196 00:09:24,697 --> 00:09:28,567 - Lizzie can dance. 197 00:09:28,701 --> 00:09:31,601 Lizzie can't dance? 198 00:09:35,641 --> 00:09:37,041 - Ah... hungry much? 199 00:09:37,176 --> 00:09:38,806 - Can I help you? 200 00:09:38,945 --> 00:09:40,475 - Actually, yes you can. 201 00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:42,553 While you're working with Emily, be nice to her. 202 00:09:42,682 --> 00:09:44,482 - Fine. I'll be nice. 203 00:09:44,617 --> 00:09:47,247 - Ah, but not too nice! Emily's my best friend and, well... 204 00:09:47,386 --> 00:09:49,516 You know she has a crush on you. 205 00:09:49,655 --> 00:09:51,455 So don't you dare mess with her feelings! 206 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,791 - This coming from the girl who turned my best friend 207 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:56,956 into a guy who celebrates monthaversaries? 208 00:09:58,998 --> 00:10:01,198 - I get it! 209 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:04,544 You're gonna go after Emily as payback for me going out with Sam! 210 00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:06,840 Cuz I've stolen your best friend or something. 211 00:10:06,973 --> 00:10:09,583 That is low, Derek! Even for you! 212 00:10:09,709 --> 00:10:11,779 - Ya know, I never thought of it that way. 213 00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:14,211 - Oh! Oh! Oh! 214 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:16,247 Well, then don't think of it that way! 215 00:10:16,382 --> 00:10:18,482 Just forget we had this conversation, okay? 216 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,748 Rewind. As you were. 217 00:10:20,886 --> 00:10:22,986 - No, too late. 218 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:25,662 You put it in my head and now it's, ah... 219 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:29,161 Oh! Stuck! 220 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:32,125 - Sam? Something weird is going on between Derek and Emily 221 00:10:32,264 --> 00:10:34,304 and I think I just made it weirder. 222 00:10:34,433 --> 00:10:36,773 - Why? Cuz I'm gonna ask her out? 223 00:10:36,902 --> 00:10:39,272 - Derek! Let me call you back, okay Sam? 224 00:10:39,405 --> 00:10:41,805 [ Hanging up ] 225 00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:43,911 - Em? - Hang up Derek! 226 00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:45,213 - Hey Emily. Yeah... 227 00:10:45,344 --> 00:10:47,154 Since, ah, Casey and Sam are busy 228 00:10:47,279 --> 00:10:50,019 Saturday, you wanna to do something? 229 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,349 - Say no! Say no! 230 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:55,515 - Coolio. Need the phone? 231 00:10:55,654 --> 00:10:57,824 [ Hanging up ] 232 00:11:01,894 --> 00:11:03,964 - There you are! 233 00:11:04,096 --> 00:11:05,496 Have you been avoiding me? 234 00:11:05,631 --> 00:11:07,601 - No, no. Not at all. 235 00:11:07,733 --> 00:11:09,243 - Then can we talk about the elephant in the hallway? 236 00:11:09,368 --> 00:11:12,138 - What elephant? Oh, you mean... 237 00:11:12,271 --> 00:11:14,141 - Derek asking me out? 238 00:11:14,273 --> 00:11:16,213 But, you know, it's really no big deal. 239 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,942 It's just two French partners, hanging out on a Saturday night. 240 00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:20,848 - Right, right. No big deal! 241 00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:23,380 - You really think it's no big deal? 242 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,516 - I-I didn't say that. You did. 243 00:11:25,651 --> 00:11:27,591 - But, you agreed pretty quickly. 244 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,720 You don't think I'm Derek's type. 245 00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:33,285 - No, Em, I don't. I think you're way too good for him. 246 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:35,526 - So you're not happy for me! 247 00:11:35,661 --> 00:11:37,601 - Yes I am! 248 00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:40,630 No, I'm not. 249 00:11:40,766 --> 00:11:43,866 Em, you are such a great person 250 00:11:44,003 --> 00:11:46,373 and Derek's, just, Derek! 251 00:11:46,505 --> 00:11:48,905 - Look, I get it. Okay, you two don't get along. 252 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:50,941 But this date is a big deal for me! 253 00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:52,377 Please deal with it, okay? 254 00:11:52,511 --> 00:11:54,611 - I can't deal with it! 255 00:11:54,747 --> 00:11:57,077 - Oh, look, aren't you going out with your stepbrother's best friend? 256 00:11:57,216 --> 00:12:00,146 - Oh, that is totally different. I have real feelings for Sam. 257 00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:03,556 Derek just asked Emily out to bug me! And let me tell ya: mission accomplished! 258 00:12:03,689 --> 00:12:06,189 - Yeah I get that. - But Emily doesn't! And I don't want her to get hurt 259 00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:08,825 when Derek treats her like he treats all the other girls. 260 00:12:08,961 --> 00:12:10,201 - And how does he treat all the other girls? 261 00:12:10,329 --> 00:12:12,499 - Oh, badly, very badly. 262 00:12:12,631 --> 00:12:13,771 - And you know this because... 263 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:17,139 - Because, 264 00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:20,069 because... because he's Derek! 265 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:23,776 - And that's your proof? - You want proof? 266 00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:25,809 You want proof? - I... 267 00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:28,145 - You can't handle the proof! 268 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:30,020 - You don't have proof, do you? 269 00:12:30,149 --> 00:12:31,979 - No. But I'll get some. 270 00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:34,488 - That's what I thought. Mm hm. 271 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:37,290 - So, Debbie, you went out with Derek last weekend. 272 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,063 He was a total jerk, right? 273 00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:40,661 - Not at all! Derek's great! 274 00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:42,703 I'd go out with him again in a second! 275 00:12:42,828 --> 00:12:44,658 Hey, ya think you could put in a good word? 276 00:12:44,797 --> 00:12:46,767 - Derek wasn't a jerk? 277 00:12:46,899 --> 00:12:49,399 Not even a little "jerkish"? 278 00:12:49,535 --> 00:12:51,395 - No. Derek's the sweetest. 279 00:12:51,537 --> 00:12:54,337 - Well, ah, I guess that's good to know. 280 00:12:54,473 --> 00:12:56,813 - And he's a great kisser. 281 00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:58,942 - That? 282 00:12:59,078 --> 00:13:01,908 Not so good to know. 283 00:13:02,047 --> 00:13:03,947 [♪ Electronic music ] 284 00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:06,253 [ Humming ] 285 00:13:11,757 --> 00:13:14,587 - Ah... Mom? What are you doing? 286 00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:17,357 - Warming up for a jog. Got to get loose. 287 00:13:17,496 --> 00:13:19,796 It could really help with your soccer, you know? 288 00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:21,602 Footwork, rhythm. 289 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:24,144 - You told her 290 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:26,470 I couldn't dance! 291 00:13:26,605 --> 00:13:28,435 You break promise? I break you! 292 00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:31,284 - Ah, don't get mad at Edwin. He was only trying to help. 293 00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:34,310 - Yeah, don't be mad at Edwin. 294 00:13:34,446 --> 00:13:36,146 - Yeah! Honey! C'mon, Lizzie, I think, inside of you, 295 00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:39,852 there's a tiny dancer, just waiting to break loose. 296 00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:43,115 You just gotta let yourself go and this! 297 00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:47,861 - Yeah! Or like this! 298 00:13:52,531 --> 00:13:55,271 - I can't do that! You guys look ridiculous! 299 00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:58,401 - Awww! 300 00:13:58,537 --> 00:14:01,607 - [Tape]: First, put your left foot in, 301 00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:04,840 then put your left foot out. 302 00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:11,916 Next, put your left foot back in and now shake it all about. 303 00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:14,151 Now do the hokey pokey. 304 00:14:14,286 --> 00:14:16,616 - A little late for the hokey pokey, don't ya think? 305 00:14:16,755 --> 00:14:17,955 - Yeah, yeah, it is. 306 00:14:18,090 --> 00:14:21,230 So, ah, good night. 307 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,860 - Were you just teaching yourself to dance? 308 00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:25,965 - Mom tell you about my dance-aphobia? 309 00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:28,128 - Yeah. - I don't care about dancing, it's just... 310 00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:29,837 I don't want to look stupid if 311 00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:33,509 some stupid boy asks me to stupid dance. 312 00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:35,879 - That's the same reason I secretly took dance lessons before the wedding. 313 00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:37,408 - You did? 314 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,813 - Yeah, I didn't wanna look stupid in front of your Mom. 315 00:14:39,945 --> 00:14:41,905 At least not on that day. 316 00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:44,347 - So... you any good? 317 00:14:44,483 --> 00:14:47,623 - Well, hop on my feet 318 00:14:47,753 --> 00:14:49,123 and you'll see. 319 00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:50,415 Come on. 320 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:51,956 Right up. 321 00:14:52,091 --> 00:14:54,691 This first dance? It's called a waltz. 322 00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:57,857 - I know you're old and stuff, but kids today don't waltz. 323 00:14:57,997 --> 00:15:01,997 - Ah, but you gotta waltz before you can run, kid. 324 00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:04,844 And... one, 325 00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:07,270 two. 326 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:10,806 [ Humming a waltz ] 327 00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:12,813 Ha! Ha! 328 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:20,090 - Ole! [ Ding-dong ] 329 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,458 - Hey! Happy monthaversary! 330 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,534 And you look rather handsome. 331 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,503 - Yes, I rather do. 332 00:15:32,631 --> 00:15:34,771 And we have reservations at the finest restaurant 333 00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:36,770 I could afford on my part-time job. 334 00:15:36,902 --> 00:15:38,942 - Um, well actually I was thinking 335 00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:40,741 maybe we could go to a different restaurant. 336 00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:42,213 - Which one? 337 00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:43,741 - The one Derek and Emily are at. 338 00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:45,536 - Are we double-dating? - No... 339 00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:47,578 We're spying on them. 340 00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:49,953 Look, I don't trust Derek one bit. 341 00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:51,252 So we have to stake out their date. 342 00:15:51,383 --> 00:15:52,553 - After all I went through for this? 343 00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,145 I even tucked my shirt in for you! 344 00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:56,386 - That is so sweet. 345 00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:59,592 But I have to do this for Emily! It's important. 346 00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:01,925 - Just like this stupid monthaversary was important. 347 00:16:02,061 --> 00:16:04,731 - Well, since you never cared about the monthaversary you won't mind postponing it? 348 00:16:04,863 --> 00:16:08,733 - You know what? Maybe we should postpone it... indefinitely! 349 00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:11,037 - Sam? 350 00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:15,936 [ Sigh ] 351 00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,081 - So... 352 00:16:20,212 --> 00:16:22,982 How 'bout that French project? 353 00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:28,453 Yep, learning languages can be tough. 354 00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:32,487 Yeah, even speaking your own language can be tough. 355 00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:34,664 - Am I interrupting? - No, not even a little. 356 00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:38,063 Ummm... Let's see. I will have the hot chocolate 357 00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:40,297 and she'll need a new tongue 'cuz apparently the cat's got hers. 358 00:16:40,432 --> 00:16:42,502 [ Snorting ] 359 00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:45,574 Hey! She speaks. Or snorts! 360 00:16:45,704 --> 00:16:49,784 - Um... I'll have a chocolate sundae, but hold the tongue. 361 00:16:49,908 --> 00:16:51,738 - Consider it held. [ Snorting ] 362 00:16:51,877 --> 00:16:54,607 - Oh! [ Giggling ] 363 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,451 - Can I help you? 364 00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:03,456 - Yeah, can you get them to speak louder? 365 00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:04,959 All I can hear is Emily snorting. 366 00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:06,960 - How 'bout something from the menu? 367 00:17:07,092 --> 00:17:09,132 - Oh, no thanks. I'm on stakeout. 368 00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:11,061 - Of course you are. 369 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,573 One hot chocolate, 370 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:22,935 one sundae and could you speak up a bit? 371 00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:27,354 - Remember the time you threw a snowball at my window 372 00:17:27,479 --> 00:17:29,049 but the window was open and it hit my dad? 373 00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:30,951 - That's why your Dad never liked me! 374 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,683 - He doesn't like you because you ran through our hedge 375 00:17:32,818 --> 00:17:34,348 with your bike. Or was it the time you threw up 376 00:17:34,486 --> 00:17:36,356 in the sandbox? Hey! Remember when I wasn't talking 377 00:17:36,488 --> 00:17:39,758 and now I can't stop talking! I mean, how funny is that? 378 00:17:41,927 --> 00:17:43,927 [ Making noise with her straw. ] 379 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:48,003 I am so jumpy! I mean, it could be the sugar or just 'cuz I'm nervous. 380 00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:50,473 Um, not that I have anything to be nervous about. 381 00:17:50,602 --> 00:17:52,942 - Yeah, exactly! We're just a couple of French partners, 382 00:17:53,071 --> 00:17:54,741 having a fun time on a Saturday night. 383 00:17:54,873 --> 00:17:58,113 - Yeah, right. 384 00:17:58,243 --> 00:18:01,553 That's what this is. 385 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,320 - Emily, I don't usually do this, 386 00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:05,119 but I have to be honest. 387 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:06,850 - Do I wanna hear this? 388 00:18:06,985 --> 00:18:09,045 - Probably not. 389 00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:11,158 But, ah... 390 00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:13,630 I only asked you out to bug Casey. 391 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,189 - Did Derek just say my name? 392 00:18:15,327 --> 00:18:18,427 Why won't they speak louder? 393 00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:20,734 - So you're not interested in me. 394 00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:22,796 - Not that way. - Casey was right. 395 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,665 - Yeah, and... 396 00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:28,074 She's right there. No, don't look! 397 00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:30,437 'kay there's a girl in a blond wig, 398 00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:34,046 wearing sunglasses, inside, lurking... 399 00:18:34,179 --> 00:18:35,509 - Casey's spying on us? 400 00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:37,447 - Probably to make sure I don't hit on you. 401 00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:39,853 Look, you wanna have some fun after all? 402 00:18:39,985 --> 00:18:42,485 Not that we weren't having fun before. 403 00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,691 - Let's do it! 404 00:18:50,562 --> 00:18:51,862 - Emily. 405 00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:53,567 - Yes Derek? 406 00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:55,399 - I have something to ask you. 407 00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:56,944 - Yes Derek? 408 00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:58,999 - Do you want to be my girlfriend? 409 00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:01,667 - Yes, Derek. - What! 410 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:05,607 Emily! No, no, no! 411 00:19:05,744 --> 00:19:09,524 Derek is only going out with you to make me crazy! 412 00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,648 I should've told you, but I didn't wanna hurt 413 00:19:11,783 --> 00:19:13,753 your feelings and now it's too late. 414 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:16,656 It is too late, right?! I kinda couldn't hear the last part. 415 00:19:16,788 --> 00:19:18,218 - You figure it out. Come on, Em. 416 00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:21,187 - Hey, were you on to me? 417 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,756 You were on to me! 418 00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:25,956 You're not really going out! 419 00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:28,598 Well, aren't you gonna freak on me for spying, 420 00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:30,604 or meddling, or snooping? 421 00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:32,396 - [Both]: Nah. 422 00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:35,168 - But, ah, you can pay us back. 423 00:19:35,307 --> 00:19:38,377 You spy, you buy. 424 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:41,450 - See ya Casey. 425 00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:50,363 - Sam? What are you doing here? 426 00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:52,459 - Buying you a monthaversary present. 427 00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:54,291 Ah, it's cheaper than dinner would've been, too. 428 00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:57,126 - Oh, thank you so much. 429 00:19:57,262 --> 00:20:00,772 And I am so sorry for everything. 430 00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:04,069 - It's okay. But you can make it up to me. 431 00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:07,512 By never, ever using that word again. 432 00:20:07,639 --> 00:20:11,239 - Deal! Happy one-month anniversary. 433 00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:13,246 - You know, you look kinda cute as a blond. 434 00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:15,548 - Don't get your hopes up. 435 00:20:17,649 --> 00:20:19,989 - So, you want me to walk you home? 436 00:20:20,118 --> 00:20:23,018 - Nah, I think I can make it next door okay. 437 00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:24,485 - Cool. Well, just for the record, 438 00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:26,193 I really enjoyed being your French partner. 439 00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:30,355 And, who knows, maybe you can be my first real girl friend? 440 00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:35,001 Ah, I mean, first friend 441 00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:37,003 whose a girl. 442 00:20:37,135 --> 00:20:39,635 - I get it. And I accept. 443 00:20:39,771 --> 00:20:41,411 - Cool. Well, good night. 444 00:20:47,613 --> 00:20:52,023 - Sorry, I just wanted to do that for a really long time! 445 00:20:56,455 --> 00:21:00,085 - Uh... don't be sorry. 446 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,270 - So, how was the dance? 447 00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:12,071 - Terrible. I pulled a muscle trying to do the splits. 448 00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:14,774 - How 'bout you Lizzie? Did you dance? 449 00:21:14,906 --> 00:21:17,906 - Yeah, but it was a slow song. I didn't get to show my moves. 450 00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:22,053 - Really. Well, ah, how 'bout now? 451 00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:24,120 [♪ R&B ] 452 00:21:24,249 --> 00:21:27,319 - What? 453 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:31,022 - Whooo! 454 00:21:31,156 --> 00:21:32,756 Whooo! 455 00:21:36,094 --> 00:21:37,204 Yeah! 456 00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:38,999 - Lizzie, you're awesome! 457 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,371 - I knew it was genetic! 458 00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:43,599 - Dad, you got rhythm! 459 00:21:43,735 --> 00:21:45,765 - Feed the chickens! 460 00:21:45,904 --> 00:21:47,374 Lawn mower! 461 00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:51,978 - Where did you guys learn that? 462 00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:53,950 - What can we say, we're naturals. 463 00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:57,449 - Oh yeah. - Yeah. 464 00:21:59,351 --> 00:22:02,121 Switch the lightbulb. 465 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,237 - That bad enough for you? 466 00:22:17,369 --> 00:22:18,899 - Back up go-go girls. 467 00:22:22,574 --> 00:22:26,284 [ Making DJ sounds and scratching ] 468 00:22:26,411 --> 00:22:28,311 - Ooh! Ahh! 469 00:22:37,589 --> 00:22:40,259 - I'm sorry, but look at this kid. 470 00:22:40,392 --> 00:22:43,462 Closed captioning: Technicolor, Creative Services - Montreal 471 00:22:43,512 --> 00:22:48,062 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34661

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