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I was here first. 12 00:00:44,144 --> 00:00:45,754 - Actually you were here third. 13 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,049 - Something I have to watch. 14 00:00:47,180 --> 00:00:48,550 - Oh, let me guess. 15 00:00:48,681 --> 00:00:50,451 Sports or cleavage. 16 00:00:50,583 --> 00:00:53,093 - Women's Beach volleyball. Best of both worlds. 17 00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:55,789 - You are such a pig! Give that back! 18 00:00:55,922 --> 00:00:58,492 - Fine. Want the remote?... 19 00:00:58,625 --> 00:00:59,825 It's all yours. 20 00:00:59,959 --> 00:01:01,559 - Ucch... hand it over. 21 00:01:01,694 --> 00:01:03,204 - Okay... catch! 22 00:01:05,832 --> 00:01:07,302 - Derek, help! 23 00:01:07,434 --> 00:01:09,244 - Ooops. 24 00:01:09,369 --> 00:01:12,169 [ Crashing sound ] - Oh! 25 00:01:12,305 --> 00:01:13,505 - Are you okay? 26 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:16,910 - No, I'm not. 27 00:01:17,043 --> 00:01:19,983 I hurt my ankle. And it's all Derek's fault. 28 00:01:20,113 --> 00:01:21,213 - Keep it down. 29 00:01:21,347 --> 00:01:24,477 - Ah! Ah! 30 00:01:24,617 --> 00:01:26,717 - Ha! 31 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:32,363 - ♪ Used to be my mother and my sister and me ♪ 32 00:01:32,492 --> 00:01:35,602 ♪ A happy little family and all right with me ♪ 33 00:01:35,728 --> 00:01:38,668 ♪ But Mom got married that's when everything changed ♪ 34 00:01:38,798 --> 00:01:41,838 ♪ Some things were lost and others were gained ♪ 35 00:01:41,968 --> 00:01:44,368 ♪ A new school, a new house ♪ 36 00:01:44,504 --> 00:01:48,114 ♪ So many changes it makes my head spin ♪ 37 00:01:48,241 --> 00:01:52,081 ♪ Now I've got a brother who gets under my skin ♪ 38 00:01:52,212 --> 00:01:54,682 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 39 00:01:54,814 --> 00:01:58,184 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 40 00:01:58,318 --> 00:02:02,288 ♪ This is life with Lizzie, Edwin, George and Nora, Marti and Casey ♪ 41 00:02:02,422 --> 00:02:04,922 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 42 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:07,488 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 43 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:10,127 So you'd think Derek'd be feeling some guilt 44 00:02:10,263 --> 00:02:12,503 about being the reason that I hurt my ankle. 45 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:15,602 Well, you'd be wrong. And that just isn't right. 46 00:02:15,735 --> 00:02:20,335 [ Marti shouting like an ambulance alarm ] 47 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:23,383 - Doctor Marti's here. Where does it hurt? 48 00:02:23,510 --> 00:02:24,880 - Ow! Don't touch! 49 00:02:25,011 --> 00:02:27,451 - What happened? - Ask your big brother. 50 00:02:27,580 --> 00:02:29,720 - Derek, you're in big trouble. 51 00:02:29,849 --> 00:02:31,419 We may have to operate. 52 00:02:31,551 --> 00:02:34,121 I'll get my scalpel. 53 00:02:34,254 --> 00:02:36,064 [ Still imitating an ambulance alarm ] 54 00:02:36,189 --> 00:02:37,459 - Marti makes a good point. 55 00:02:37,590 --> 00:02:39,290 I don't think our parents 56 00:02:39,425 --> 00:02:41,825 are gonna be too pleased when they get the crime report. 57 00:02:41,961 --> 00:02:43,601 - Crime report? What crime? 58 00:02:43,730 --> 00:02:46,500 - Your crime, Derek. You're responsible for what happened. 59 00:02:46,633 --> 00:02:48,543 - What are you talking about? It was an accident. 60 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:50,068 - Oh, that's one way of looking at it. 61 00:02:50,203 --> 00:02:52,713 Then there's what actually happened. 62 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,709 You greedily grabbed the remote from me. 63 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:56,611 I politely asked you to return it. 64 00:02:56,743 --> 00:02:59,483 That's when the crime was perpetrated. 65 00:02:59,612 --> 00:03:01,852 Item one: You threw the remote too hard, 66 00:03:01,981 --> 00:03:03,881 thus forcing me off balance. 67 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,387 Item two... 68 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:07,788 I desperately flailed and you purposely ignored me. 69 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:10,321 Item three... I reached out for help and... 70 00:03:10,456 --> 00:03:13,156 you reached out for the remote. Ah! 71 00:03:13,293 --> 00:03:14,593 To think, in my time of need, 72 00:03:14,727 --> 00:03:16,627 you chose to save the remote over me. 73 00:03:16,763 --> 00:03:18,673 Now, I'm no lawyer, 74 00:03:18,798 --> 00:03:21,898 but that sounds to me like you were both negligent and malicious. 75 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,165 Plus, I have two eyewitnesses, 76 00:03:24,304 --> 00:03:25,944 who will testify on my behalf. 77 00:03:26,072 --> 00:03:28,342 - C'mon, Casey! 78 00:03:28,474 --> 00:03:30,884 I told you it was an accident. 79 00:03:31,010 --> 00:03:33,680 - Ow! - Okay, it wasn't an accident. 80 00:03:33,813 --> 00:03:36,123 But... but you can't tell Dad 'cause I just got paroled 81 00:03:36,249 --> 00:03:38,549 from that chandelier incident at Sam's last week. 82 00:03:38,685 --> 00:03:41,015 - Well, I guess I could swing this as an accident. 83 00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:43,794 If there's something in it for me. 84 00:03:43,923 --> 00:03:45,393 A gift of some kind? 85 00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:48,795 - Name your price. I pay, you no say, huh? 86 00:03:48,928 --> 00:03:53,098 Of course I'm broke so it'll have to be something I already have. 87 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,243 But, whatever you want - just 88 00:03:55,368 --> 00:03:57,198 don't connect my name to your ankle. 89 00:03:57,337 --> 00:04:00,567 - [To herself]: My pain -- my gain. 90 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:02,537 Fine. Deal. 91 00:04:04,444 --> 00:04:05,984 [ Sound of a crowd cheering ] 92 00:04:06,112 --> 00:04:08,312 [ Ding! ] 93 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:12,247 - Does it hurt when I do this? 94 00:04:12,385 --> 00:04:16,185 - Ow, yes! - I haven't done anything yet. 95 00:04:16,322 --> 00:04:17,522 - Oh... 96 00:04:17,657 --> 00:04:18,927 - Ooh. 97 00:04:19,058 --> 00:04:21,288 Ahh. It looks like a bad sprain, though. 98 00:04:21,427 --> 00:04:23,957 You know what, we'll keep it elevated until we see the doctor. 99 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,497 - Thanks, Mom. 100 00:04:25,632 --> 00:04:27,232 - How did you do this, anyway? 101 00:04:29,869 --> 00:04:33,439 - I, um, came into the room and I tripped over the rug. 102 00:04:33,573 --> 00:04:34,843 - I'll go get you a tensor bandage. 103 00:04:34,974 --> 00:04:38,344 - [Whispering]: You owe me big time! 104 00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:39,878 - Here, Casey. 105 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:41,913 I made you a sandwich. P.B. & J -- no crusts. 106 00:04:42,048 --> 00:04:44,518 - Ah, thanks, Lizzie. 107 00:04:44,651 --> 00:04:46,451 Oh... You used chunky peanut butter? 108 00:04:46,586 --> 00:04:48,686 - No good? - Oh, no -- it's fine, 109 00:04:48,821 --> 00:04:50,121 don't worry about it. 110 00:04:50,256 --> 00:04:52,056 - No, it's okay. You were nice to me when I sprained 111 00:04:52,191 --> 00:04:54,061 my knee playing soccer. I'll smooth out the chunks. 112 00:04:54,193 --> 00:04:56,333 - Ah, thanks Lizzie. You're so sweet. 113 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,698 - Ah, hi kids. 114 00:04:59,832 --> 00:05:01,772 I came as soon as I could. 115 00:05:01,901 --> 00:05:03,701 And how is our patient? 116 00:05:03,836 --> 00:05:05,706 - I'm fine. Really. 117 00:05:05,838 --> 00:05:08,608 - Mmm, I think you could use a bit more elevation on that leg. 118 00:05:08,741 --> 00:05:10,511 Um, Derek, 119 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:12,513 give Casey your chair. 120 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:14,645 - Oh. Of course. 121 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:17,481 Anything to get Casey up on her feet again. 122 00:05:17,617 --> 00:05:20,317 - I'll take that... 123 00:05:24,223 --> 00:05:26,093 - Okay? 124 00:05:26,225 --> 00:05:27,985 - Thank you Derek. 125 00:05:28,127 --> 00:05:31,327 There we go. [ Moaning ] 126 00:05:34,734 --> 00:05:37,344 - Thanks, George. This is good. 127 00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:38,710 - Okay! 128 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:40,838 - Ah, clicker please. 129 00:05:40,973 --> 00:05:42,843 Here you go, sweetheart. 130 00:05:42,975 --> 00:05:44,375 You watch what you like. 131 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:47,010 - But Derek and I can watch the hockey game tonight, right? 132 00:05:47,146 --> 00:05:48,676 - Ow! 133 00:05:50,950 --> 00:05:53,920 - Or we could catch the highlights. 134 00:05:54,053 --> 00:05:56,623 - Thank you. 135 00:05:56,756 --> 00:05:58,556 - Okay, you've got my chair. We're even. 136 00:05:58,691 --> 00:05:59,931 - Hardly. 137 00:06:00,059 --> 00:06:01,989 That was George's idea, not mine. 138 00:06:02,128 --> 00:06:04,028 You still owe me for damages. 139 00:06:04,163 --> 00:06:07,233 When I've decided what I want from you, I'll let you know. 140 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:10,497 - Fine! Enjoy my chair. 141 00:06:10,636 --> 00:06:13,766 Oh... and while you do, 142 00:06:13,906 --> 00:06:16,606 just think of all the butt mileage 143 00:06:16,743 --> 00:06:19,783 and gas I've sunk into it. 144 00:06:22,348 --> 00:06:23,548 - Ooh... 145 00:06:23,683 --> 00:06:25,853 [ Crowd cheering ] 146 00:06:30,423 --> 00:06:32,693 - Yeah, I still want them. 147 00:06:32,825 --> 00:06:34,885 See you after school. 148 00:06:35,027 --> 00:06:37,397 - I just saw Casey sitting in your chair! 149 00:06:37,530 --> 00:06:39,930 - Merely a ploy to amuse the enemy, 150 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:42,666 to keep her from taking something I really want. 151 00:06:42,802 --> 00:06:44,272 - And what do you really want? 152 00:06:44,403 --> 00:06:48,243 - Something I don't have but will be getting very soon 153 00:06:48,374 --> 00:06:49,684 once I, ah... 154 00:06:49,809 --> 00:06:51,679 ...secure the financing. 155 00:06:51,811 --> 00:06:54,551 - How do I know you're good for it? 156 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:55,920 - You don't. 157 00:06:56,048 --> 00:06:57,818 Now, you're sure there's seventy bucks in this thing? 158 00:06:57,950 --> 00:06:59,450 - Yeah, well it's seventy-two fifty-three. 159 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:00,815 Now let's talk interest. 160 00:07:00,953 --> 00:07:05,223 - Ha!... Not interested. Now out! 161 00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:07,158 We never had this conversation. Got it? 162 00:07:07,293 --> 00:07:09,433 - Yeah. 163 00:07:11,731 --> 00:07:13,571 [ Derek breaks the piggy bank. ] 164 00:07:13,699 --> 00:07:15,739 Uh, you'll pay me back right? 165 00:07:15,868 --> 00:07:17,598 - Yeah! Sure! 166 00:07:17,737 --> 00:07:21,367 - You know, you really don't have to do all this, Lizzie. 167 00:07:21,507 --> 00:07:24,677 - What are little sisters for? Besides I owe you, remember? 168 00:07:24,811 --> 00:07:27,311 - You don't owe me and I'm sure you have better things to do. 169 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,947 - Well... I do have math homework-- 170 00:07:30,082 --> 00:07:32,522 - Oh. Well, if you have to go-- 171 00:07:32,652 --> 00:07:33,852 - But if you need me to stay... 172 00:07:33,986 --> 00:07:36,686 - Oh, don't worry. Derek can take over. 173 00:07:36,823 --> 00:07:38,963 - Good luck. 174 00:07:39,091 --> 00:07:41,091 - So, uh... 175 00:07:41,227 --> 00:07:43,057 made any decisions on payback yet? 176 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:45,596 - What's the rush. Besides, I don't want to pick something now 177 00:07:45,731 --> 00:07:47,931 and find out I should have picked something better, right? 178 00:07:48,067 --> 00:07:49,267 - Right. 179 00:07:49,402 --> 00:07:51,142 But you must have some thoughts? 180 00:07:51,270 --> 00:07:54,470 - Well, I do like your stereo. 181 00:07:54,607 --> 00:07:55,807 - Done. - Oh, wait, wait. 182 00:07:55,942 --> 00:07:57,612 You ever get those speakers fixed? 183 00:07:57,743 --> 00:08:00,353 - No. - Forget it. 184 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,450 Maybe you should just write a list of all your things 185 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:04,282 and then I can decide. 186 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:06,317 - Get real. You've got until tomorrow after school, 187 00:08:06,452 --> 00:08:07,822 or the deal's off. 188 00:08:07,954 --> 00:08:10,524 I'll take my chances with the punishment. 189 00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:12,486 - What was all that about? 190 00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:14,885 - Your brother's gonna pay for what he did to me. 191 00:08:15,027 --> 00:08:17,257 - Pay? With my money?! 192 00:08:17,396 --> 00:08:18,896 - I thought he was broke! 193 00:08:19,031 --> 00:08:21,001 - Not anymore. - Why did you give him your money? 194 00:08:21,133 --> 00:08:23,573 - I don't know, but we never even had this conversation. 195 00:08:23,703 --> 00:08:26,373 - Ow! 196 00:08:26,505 --> 00:08:27,565 Lizzie! - Yeah? 197 00:08:27,707 --> 00:08:31,577 - I need you to do one more thing! 198 00:08:31,711 --> 00:08:34,251 - You know it was pretty great to see the kids helping Casey out at dinner. 199 00:08:34,380 --> 00:08:35,650 - I know. 200 00:08:35,781 --> 00:08:37,621 You see Derek pass her the peas? 201 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:39,690 - Yeah. - He usually just passes gas. - Ho! Ho! 202 00:08:39,819 --> 00:08:40,919 - That was quite a breakthrough. 203 00:08:41,053 --> 00:08:42,893 - Well, I hope it sticks. 204 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:44,992 You know, I know it's just a pipe dream, 205 00:08:45,124 --> 00:08:47,334 but wouldn't it be great if we could live in a house 206 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:49,760 where all of our kids got along. 207 00:08:52,598 --> 00:08:57,338 - Maybe we should buy them something - a little positive reinforcement. 208 00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:59,970 - Can you pick up the pace? We're going to be late. 209 00:09:00,106 --> 00:09:02,136 - I can't go any faster -- I'm already known as a klutz. 210 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:05,075 - You'll be fine. Just go! 211 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:08,611 - Ohhh! Ohhh! 212 00:09:08,748 --> 00:09:10,648 - 'Kay - you know what? 213 00:09:10,783 --> 00:09:13,023 Don't worry, nobody saw that, 'kay? 'Cept Sam. 214 00:09:13,152 --> 00:09:14,552 - Sam? 215 00:09:14,687 --> 00:09:15,817 - Are you alright? 216 00:09:15,955 --> 00:09:17,985 - Ah, much better. 217 00:09:18,124 --> 00:09:20,234 - Well I see you're in good hands. Hi, Sam. Bye Sam. 218 00:09:22,161 --> 00:09:23,961 - So, what's up with these crutches? 219 00:09:24,096 --> 00:09:25,226 - Ah, my ankle. 220 00:09:25,364 --> 00:09:26,934 Derek didn't tell you what he did? 221 00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:29,596 - Derek put you on crutches? How? 222 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:31,265 - Wait... What did Derek do? 223 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:33,174 - Um, well... 224 00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:35,936 I was watching TV and Derek grabbed the remote from me 225 00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:38,505 and threw it at me like some weapon of mass destruction... 226 00:09:38,644 --> 00:09:41,084 - No way! - That's awful! 227 00:09:41,213 --> 00:09:44,823 - Dude, did you push Casey off the couch and break her ankle? 228 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:46,791 - You really think I would do that? 229 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:48,489 - Well, actually... 230 00:09:48,621 --> 00:09:50,491 - Please, it's just a sprain and Casey's looking 231 00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:52,533 for some attention - I guess she got it. 232 00:09:52,658 --> 00:09:54,988 But... I'll explain later. I have to go pick up the White Stripes Tickets. 233 00:09:55,127 --> 00:09:56,357 - You got those? Sick! 234 00:09:56,495 --> 00:09:58,655 - Now don't tell Casey about them 235 00:09:58,798 --> 00:10:00,828 and it's gonna be double the price. 236 00:10:00,967 --> 00:10:02,937 - I can't afford that. - I'm a nice guy, 237 00:10:03,069 --> 00:10:05,439 I'll loan you the difference. Now, ah, let's talk interest. 238 00:10:05,571 --> 00:10:07,411 - Interest? What? 239 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:14,307 - So I'm, I'm guessing this accident's been a bit of a setback for you? 240 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,147 - Actually, it's been great! 241 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,452 I'm finally getting some attention at home. 242 00:10:18,584 --> 00:10:20,654 And at school I'm not 'Derek's lame step-sister'! 243 00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:23,286 And ever since I told people how I got hurt -- which had 244 00:10:23,422 --> 00:10:25,222 the added bonus of making Derek look bad... 245 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:26,658 - Oh. I see. 246 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,932 - People have started treating me like a mini-celebrity. 247 00:10:29,061 --> 00:10:30,961 Like Derek's cute friend Sam was nice to me 248 00:10:31,097 --> 00:10:32,967 and a girl held my books when I went to the bathroom. 249 00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:34,969 - Mmm. - A few kids have even given me cards! 250 00:10:35,101 --> 00:10:36,971 People feel sorry for me. 251 00:10:37,103 --> 00:10:39,413 - Mmm. Okay, and this is ah... this is a good thing? 252 00:10:39,538 --> 00:10:40,768 - It's awesome! 253 00:10:40,906 --> 00:10:43,176 A well-wisher even bought my lunch today! 254 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:45,809 Ah! And I owe it all to Derek. 255 00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:49,015 - Okay, so this has brought you two closer together? 256 00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:50,448 - Not at all! 257 00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:54,323 That worm is gonna squirm! 258 00:10:54,453 --> 00:10:56,863 - You know if you give love, you get love? 259 00:11:00,092 --> 00:11:02,802 - Things I can take from Derek: Headphones? 260 00:11:02,928 --> 00:11:04,828 Been in his ears. 261 00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:07,374 Bike? Been under his butt. 262 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,370 - I spoke to Edwin like you asked. 263 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,642 My informant tells me that Derek held up his bank. 264 00:11:11,771 --> 00:11:13,571 Seventy-two dollars and fifty three cents. 265 00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:15,006 But he doesn't know what it's for. 266 00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:18,741 - Seventy two bucks? Uh, he must be buying something good. 267 00:11:18,878 --> 00:11:20,748 And he doesn't want me to know about it? 268 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,420 Well whatever it is, it's so mine! 269 00:11:22,548 --> 00:11:24,348 - How do you know he's buying something good? 270 00:11:24,483 --> 00:11:27,323 - Logic: A) He wants me to lie about my ankle. 271 00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:29,523 B) He's accessed his line of credit. 272 00:11:29,655 --> 00:11:31,585 C) He's willing to part with everything else. 273 00:11:31,724 --> 00:11:33,464 And D) He wants me to choose now, 274 00:11:33,592 --> 00:11:36,532 so he can be free to buy his whatever-it-is. 275 00:11:36,662 --> 00:11:38,702 Just need to find out what it is before Derek 276 00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:41,171 gets home -- to make sure it's something I want. 277 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:42,840 - How are you gonna do that? 278 00:11:42,968 --> 00:11:45,138 - With help... From you? 279 00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:47,841 - Casey no... 280 00:11:47,973 --> 00:11:50,213 - C'mon, it's the last thing I'll ask you to do. I promise. 281 00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:52,112 [ Lizzie sighing ] Please? 282 00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:02,863 - [Derek]: Hey, what's up Marti monster? 283 00:12:02,988 --> 00:12:05,088 - [Marti]: Making pictures. 284 00:12:27,813 --> 00:12:29,953 - Ugh. Disgusting. 285 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:40,060 Jackpot! 286 00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:42,762 [ Crowd cheering ] 287 00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:46,465 [ Cheering even louder ] 288 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,469 - Time's up. What's it gonna be? 289 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,941 Anything you want. Name it. 290 00:12:51,070 --> 00:12:53,410 - Fine... I'll take your... 291 00:12:53,539 --> 00:12:55,769 oh, in fact I've already got your... 292 00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:58,408 White Stripes tickets. 293 00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:06,220 - It's not my fault! All I told her was that you took my money! 294 00:13:06,352 --> 00:13:07,592 Ah!... 295 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:10,290 - First, she takes the remote! 296 00:13:10,422 --> 00:13:13,792 Then, my chair! And now my tickets? 297 00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:16,226 We must take the enemy down! 298 00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:18,802 - Too bad you didn't get hurt first. 299 00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:21,231 - What did you say? 300 00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:23,497 - I mean, if you'd got hurt first, 301 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,266 then Casey would owe you. 302 00:13:25,404 --> 00:13:28,074 - So that's why I keep you around, Edwin. 303 00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:30,877 I can't get hurt first, 304 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:32,980 but I can get hurt second. 305 00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:34,482 We've got her. 306 00:13:34,613 --> 00:13:36,083 - We? 307 00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:38,815 Please, I just want my seventy two dollars and a life back! 308 00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:42,391 - You help me get my tickets and we'll talk about you getting your money. 309 00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:46,393 [ Crowd madly cheering ] 310 00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:52,800 - We're going out for a while, 311 00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:54,732 so call if you need anything, okay? 312 00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:56,767 - Oh, and Derek? Keep an eye on Marti, alright? 313 00:13:56,902 --> 00:13:58,642 She's upstairs making a collage. 314 00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:00,741 Just make sure she doesn't gluestick her lips together again. 315 00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:04,843 - Don't worry. Everything's under control. 316 00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:15,719 - Stupid Casey and her stupid ankle. 317 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,185 She promised me she'd stop bossing me around, 318 00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:21,064 but she guilted me into making her another stupid sandwich! 319 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:23,133 - I hear ya' sister. 320 00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:26,072 Thanks to Casey's stupid ankle, I've gotta hurt stupid Derek 321 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:28,028 and make it look like stupid Casey did it. 322 00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:29,767 - Good luck. 323 00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:31,502 - [Casey]: Lizzie! Don't forget the tomato! 324 00:14:31,637 --> 00:14:33,607 - You too. 325 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,513 - Take that! 326 00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:44,845 - Uhhh... where's my wallet? 327 00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:46,724 - Hi! Just playing hide and seek. 328 00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:48,552 - With who? - Myself. 329 00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:52,187 - Uh, well I hope you find yourself. 330 00:14:52,324 --> 00:14:54,464 Thank you. 331 00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:29,526 - Lizzie, is my sandwich ready yet? 332 00:15:43,575 --> 00:15:45,605 Outta my way. - Outta my way. 333 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,276 [ Crashing sound ] 334 00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:51,445 - Wha'? 335 00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:52,793 - You chickened out. You dodged it! 336 00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:54,718 - Edwin, you're fired! 337 00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:56,963 - No, I quit! - Get back here! 338 00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:04,564 [ Crowd cheering ] 339 00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:11,741 - Swiss cheese on rye with extra tomato. 340 00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:14,140 - No mayo? 341 00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:19,983 I was watching that! 342 00:16:20,112 --> 00:16:21,412 Give it back or I'll... 343 00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:24,277 - You'll what? You've already got my everything. 344 00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:27,046 My chair. My tickets! My life! 345 00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:30,416 But you won't take my TV! 346 00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:33,426 - Here. - One more thing, steal the remote from Derek. 347 00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:36,699 - No! You do your own dirty work! I quit! 348 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,329 - Ah... - Huh! 349 00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:40,404 That's it! 350 00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:42,102 - Hey! 351 00:16:42,234 --> 00:16:43,874 - Mmmm. 352 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,113 Not bad. Tomato's a bit soggy. 353 00:16:46,238 --> 00:16:48,438 - Give that back! Or I'll... 354 00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:50,584 I'll tell George and Mom what really happened to me! 355 00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:52,309 - Go ahead. 356 00:16:52,444 --> 00:16:54,414 Lizzie just reminded me I have something on you. 357 00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:55,806 - Please, you've got nothing. 358 00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:58,948 - Forcing an innocent Lizzie... 359 00:16:59,084 --> 00:17:01,094 ...to sneak into my room 360 00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:03,920 to steal tickets from her own brother? 361 00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:05,286 - Jackpot. 362 00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:07,394 - Nora and Dad will love that story. 363 00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,396 So will the whole school. 364 00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:13,967 Course if you gave my tickets back... 365 00:17:14,099 --> 00:17:15,969 - Forget it! - Fine. 366 00:17:16,101 --> 00:17:17,541 But you might wanna hire some P.R. people 367 00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:20,239 to fix your rep after I tell Sam. 368 00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:21,772 Or maybe I'll just I.M. the whole school? 369 00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:23,307 - No! 370 00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:25,442 - Oh! Ah! 371 00:17:25,577 --> 00:17:28,107 Oh! Ah! 372 00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:29,777 Oh! Oh! 373 00:17:29,915 --> 00:17:33,345 Ah ha! Oh, my knee! 374 00:17:33,485 --> 00:17:34,785 - Nice try. 375 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,720 - Oh, ahh! 376 00:17:36,855 --> 00:17:39,955 Ah, ah! 377 00:17:40,092 --> 00:17:42,192 You are so gonna pay! 378 00:17:42,327 --> 00:17:43,957 I can't wait 379 00:17:44,096 --> 00:17:47,766 to tell everyone at school you did this because of a sandwich! 380 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,300 - No! You can't! 381 00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:51,535 People in school actually cared what happened to me. 382 00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:53,010 They bought me a bear! [ Whimpering toy sound ] 383 00:17:53,138 --> 00:17:54,338 - Cute. 384 00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:56,043 [ Whimpering toy sound ] 385 00:17:56,175 --> 00:17:58,705 - Derek I'm... I'm sorry I made you pay for what you did. 386 00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:00,514 I should've just let it go. 387 00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:02,706 - Yeah, you should have. But I won't. 388 00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:04,848 - I'll give you your tickets back. 389 00:18:04,983 --> 00:18:06,353 Yeah! Anything you want, 390 00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:08,785 just, just please don't tell anyone I did this to you! 391 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,891 Please! - Oh, that's a start. 392 00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:12,263 - What do you mean that's a start? 393 00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:13,661 - Ah! 394 00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:16,732 I could be out for the entire hockey season. 395 00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:18,832 The emotional pain alone. 396 00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:20,704 - Fine! Whatever you want. 397 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,233 - Okay. 398 00:18:24,069 --> 00:18:26,209 Oh, and another sandwich. Hold the tomato. 399 00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:27,768 - Come on! I'm on crutches. 400 00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:29,336 - Oh and, ah... give me your crutches. 401 00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:31,635 - You can have one. 402 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,877 - Ah! 403 00:18:35,714 --> 00:18:38,554 [ Crowd cheering ] Watch this. 404 00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:43,056 [ Mad cheers and applause ] [ Ding! Ding! ] 405 00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:44,888 - Ah, man. 406 00:18:45,023 --> 00:18:47,093 How'm I gonna do this? 407 00:18:50,195 --> 00:18:51,995 - I need paper! 408 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:55,501 - Ah, I'm a little busy Marti. There's paper everywhere. Just take some. 409 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,704 - Okay. 410 00:19:00,739 --> 00:19:02,709 ♪ I'm making a picture. ♪ 411 00:19:02,841 --> 00:19:06,041 ♪ I'm making a picture, I'm making a beautiful... ♪ 412 00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:07,608 - Where's my sandwich? 413 00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:08,946 - It's coming! 414 00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,951 - ♪ I'm making a beautiful picture! ♪ 415 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,623 ♪ I'm making a beautiful picture. ♪ 416 00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:16,191 - Oh, can I have the phone and something to drink? 417 00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:19,261 - Ah, come on! It's right there. 418 00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:20,731 - Hello? 419 00:19:20,859 --> 00:19:23,299 World -- guess what Casey did. 420 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,027 - Here! 421 00:19:27,165 --> 00:19:29,225 You are so immature. 422 00:19:31,403 --> 00:19:32,943 - Hey Sam, ahh... 423 00:19:33,071 --> 00:19:35,141 Yeah, yeah, I'll be there. On crutches. 424 00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:37,614 It's a long story. 425 00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:39,183 I need the tickets, now! 426 00:19:39,311 --> 00:19:42,751 I'll see you there in an hour. 427 00:19:42,881 --> 00:19:44,781 - I used them as my bookmark. 428 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:47,387 Marti! 429 00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,249 Marti did you take the tickets? 430 00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:50,658 - Marti took the tickets? 431 00:19:50,789 --> 00:19:53,689 - I'm making art! [ Sound of an alarm ] 432 00:19:53,825 --> 00:19:56,155 - Marti! Marti - NO! 433 00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:58,755 - Hey! 434 00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:00,467 - Marti, where are the tickets? 435 00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:03,399 - I made Casey a get well picture. 436 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:05,365 Like it? 437 00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:06,744 - Noooooo! 438 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,642 - You're mean! 439 00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:11,284 - I can't believe she ruined the tickets! 440 00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:13,710 - I can't believe I fell for your fake twisted knee! 441 00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:15,205 - Hey, what's going on? 442 00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:16,817 - Hah, Marti cut up the tickets. 443 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:18,479 - No, I mean your ankle. 444 00:20:18,617 --> 00:20:20,217 - Oh hey! I can walk! 445 00:20:20,352 --> 00:20:22,692 Who knew? - You knew! 446 00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:26,431 - I didn't! I swear! I just didn't test it. 447 00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,958 - So I did all that stuff for you for nothing! 448 00:20:29,094 --> 00:20:30,934 It's my payback time! 449 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,533 - And what about my payback time? 450 00:20:32,664 --> 00:20:34,704 Where's my seventy two fifty three? 451 00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:37,503 - Well, Sam was gonna pay me back for his White Stripes tickets, 452 00:20:37,636 --> 00:20:40,506 but since they're gone... you're out of luck. 453 00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:42,639 - No, you're out of luck. 454 00:20:42,774 --> 00:20:44,584 And I bet Dad and Nora would agree with me. 455 00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:46,880 Unless... 456 00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:53,346 - Here you go. 457 00:20:53,485 --> 00:20:55,145 - Hmm. Needs more butter. 458 00:20:55,287 --> 00:20:58,117 - And I could use more ice. 459 00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,457 - What's that? 460 00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:01,731 - Nothing! Room temperature works too. 461 00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:12,039 - Hey everyone, ah... 462 00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:13,840 we've got a little surprise for you. 463 00:21:13,972 --> 00:21:16,142 - Hey, look who's walking! 464 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,975 - Yeah, we know. What a miracle! 465 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,250 - Ah, so, what's this about a surprise? 466 00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:22,009 - Well, we are really proud 467 00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:24,747 about how you guys rallied together to help Casey. 468 00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:26,153 - Mm hm. 469 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,345 So, ah, we thought we'd all go 470 00:21:28,487 --> 00:21:30,787 to the waterslide park next week. 471 00:21:30,922 --> 00:21:32,562 - [Both]: Whoo! - Oh yeah! 472 00:21:32,691 --> 00:21:34,361 - Waterslides? Count me out. 473 00:21:34,493 --> 00:21:36,733 - Ah, yeah, me too. Might not be good for my leg. 474 00:21:36,862 --> 00:21:38,402 - Oh, yeah. 475 00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:40,870 - You know what... you both are too cool for slides. 476 00:21:40,999 --> 00:21:44,799 So I guess you'll just have to settle for these. 477 00:21:44,936 --> 00:21:47,106 - Oh! - White Stripes tickets? Where did you get these! 478 00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:49,709 - Who cares? You guys rock! I'm calling Emily! 479 00:21:49,841 --> 00:21:51,581 - Not 'til I speed dial Sam. - Ah-ah-ah-ah! 480 00:21:51,710 --> 00:21:54,810 We only have four tickets. And we're going with you. 481 00:21:54,946 --> 00:21:56,976 - Yeah! So are you ready to rock! 482 00:21:57,115 --> 00:21:58,615 - Yeah! 483 00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:00,950 - I forced Lizzie to steal! Ground me! Now! 484 00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:03,016 - It's my fault Casey fell. Ground me! 485 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,255 - Uh... 486 00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:17,135 - [Foreign accent]: Doctor Marti here. Where does it hurt? 487 00:22:17,269 --> 00:22:21,069 Doctor Marti here. Where does it hurt? 488 00:22:21,206 --> 00:22:23,536 I know, it's so hilarious! 489 00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:25,905 Let's talk about your ankle. What happened? 490 00:22:26,044 --> 00:22:29,054 Closed captioning: Technicolor, Creative Services - Montreal 491 00:22:29,104 --> 00:22:33,654 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35357

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