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I'm changing. 12 00:00:45,011 --> 00:00:47,011 - Ah, hey Casey -- do you have any clean bras? 13 00:00:47,147 --> 00:00:49,817 - Ugh! No bra-talk while I'm eating please! 14 00:00:49,949 --> 00:00:53,389 - I'm sorry, Edwin. I need to borrow a... sock. 15 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:56,190 - Uh, mom I don't think my 'sock' would fit your 'feet'. 16 00:00:56,322 --> 00:00:59,262 - Nora, if you need any socks, listen -- I gotta whole drawer full of them. 17 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:01,692 Marti, listen! You cannot go to school in your pajamas, 18 00:01:01,828 --> 00:01:03,458 okay? So either you pick something out-- 19 00:01:03,596 --> 00:01:05,726 - No! - Or I pick something up! 20 00:01:05,865 --> 00:01:07,965 - Unhand me, you brute. 21 00:01:08,101 --> 00:01:10,201 [ Shouting ] 22 00:01:13,673 --> 00:01:16,243 - ♪ Used to be my mother and my sister and me ♪ 23 00:01:16,376 --> 00:01:19,346 ♪ A happy little family and all right with me ♪ 24 00:01:19,479 --> 00:01:22,649 ♪ But Mom got married that's when everything changed ♪ 25 00:01:22,782 --> 00:01:25,452 ♪ Some things were lost and others were gained ♪ 26 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:28,185 ♪ A new school, a new house ♪ 27 00:01:28,321 --> 00:01:31,421 ♪ So many changes it makes my head spin ♪ 28 00:01:31,558 --> 00:01:35,628 ♪ Now I've got a brother who gets under my skin ♪ 29 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:38,672 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 30 00:01:38,798 --> 00:01:41,868 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 31 00:01:42,001 --> 00:01:46,011 ♪ This is life with Lizzie, Edwin, George and Nora, Marti and Casey ♪ 32 00:01:46,139 --> 00:01:48,479 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 33 00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:51,338 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 34 00:01:51,478 --> 00:01:53,178 Children need guidance. 35 00:01:53,313 --> 00:01:56,183 Otherwise they turn into monsters who do and say whatever they want. 36 00:01:56,316 --> 00:01:59,716 And I'm not talking about Marti. 37 00:02:08,661 --> 00:02:10,601 - You know it's not Halloween, right? 38 00:02:10,730 --> 00:02:14,430 - Fashion criticism, from you? Now I know I look okay. 39 00:02:14,567 --> 00:02:15,937 - Hm. 40 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:18,709 - Okay, here we go. 41 00:02:18,838 --> 00:02:21,608 And I'm just going to take the big comb. Thank you! Thank you. 42 00:02:21,741 --> 00:02:25,181 - Ow! You're hurting my hair! 43 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:27,481 - Almost ready? 44 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:31,816 - Um, Nora, did you go to the dry cleaners? 45 00:02:31,951 --> 00:02:34,891 - Uh, no. You were supposed to. - Right. 46 00:02:35,021 --> 00:02:37,291 - Oh, ah - and don't forget to pick the stuff up by Saturday 47 00:02:37,423 --> 00:02:39,363 because you'll need a clean shirt for Stratford. 48 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:41,062 - Stratford? Saturday? 49 00:02:41,194 --> 00:02:43,004 - Shakespeare. Play. 50 00:02:43,129 --> 00:02:45,129 - Right, right. 51 00:02:45,265 --> 00:02:47,795 I love the theatre! - And you called 52 00:02:47,934 --> 00:02:50,004 Mrs. Higgenbotham to watch the kids Saturday, right? 53 00:02:50,136 --> 00:02:51,566 - Right! But she can't do it 54 00:02:51,704 --> 00:02:53,514 because she's getting her bunions done. 55 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:56,280 - What's wrong with her onions? 56 00:02:56,409 --> 00:02:59,609 - What should we do? - Here it comes... 57 00:02:59,746 --> 00:03:01,476 - Ah, Casey, would you mind? 58 00:03:01,614 --> 00:03:04,254 - I'm sorry, Mom. Emily and I are going shopping on Saturday. 59 00:03:04,384 --> 00:03:06,194 What about Marti's blood brother? 60 00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:09,159 - I have a bloody brother! - Can't. Busy. 61 00:03:09,289 --> 00:03:11,989 - Responsible teenage daughter and irresponsible 62 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:14,025 teenage son. Who will be 63 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:16,530 pressured to baby-sit? - I'm sure 64 00:03:16,663 --> 00:03:18,573 Emily would understand if you cancelled. 65 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:21,468 - Bingo. Mom, that's not fair! 66 00:03:21,601 --> 00:03:23,441 - Well, you never minded baby-sitting Lizzie. 67 00:03:23,570 --> 00:03:26,440 And you're so good at it. 68 00:03:26,573 --> 00:03:28,783 - Okay Lizzie: get changed, brush your teeth, 69 00:03:28,908 --> 00:03:31,108 pick up the felt pens you were drawing with in front of the TV 70 00:03:31,244 --> 00:03:33,314 and get your clothes out for tomorrow. 71 00:03:33,446 --> 00:03:35,516 I'll check over your homework. Okay? Go! 72 00:03:39,085 --> 00:03:40,485 Doesn't Derek baby-sit? 73 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:43,420 - Um... Kinda. 74 00:03:43,556 --> 00:03:46,826 - Okay Ed, here's the list: I want you to do my laundry, get me a sandwich and go to bed. 75 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,730 - What, no foot rub? - Oh! Good idea! Do that first. 76 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:53,701 - Casey, will you at least think about it? 77 00:03:53,833 --> 00:03:56,843 It could be fun to spend some bonding time with Marti... 78 00:03:56,970 --> 00:03:59,210 - Fun? - Okay, Marti... We have to go! 79 00:03:59,339 --> 00:04:01,939 If we're late one more time, the teacher's going to give me a detention. 80 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:05,475 - I want my purple pony! - Nah, I'm sorry... No, so... horsey has 81 00:04:05,612 --> 00:04:07,512 to stay in the stable. - I want my purple pony! 82 00:04:07,647 --> 00:04:11,417 - Bye everyone! - I want my purple pony! 83 00:04:11,551 --> 00:04:13,951 - No you don't, Marti! - Yes I do. 84 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:17,687 - Pony doesn't like school, Marti. - I have to have it now! 85 00:04:17,824 --> 00:04:20,364 - So, Casey, will you baby-sit? 86 00:04:20,493 --> 00:04:22,503 - No, I won't. 87 00:04:22,629 --> 00:04:24,829 - Take that as a maybe. 88 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:29,443 - Okay, where's Marti's purple pony? 89 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:35,635 - Mom considers herself a feminist? It's totally sexist! 90 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:37,475 Parents are such hypocrites. 91 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:40,350 - We... she didn't make you do it, right? 92 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:42,550 - No, but she's making me feel guilty about not doing it. 93 00:04:42,682 --> 00:04:44,482 - Okay, um... 94 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:48,517 let me understand here. I me... I mean... Do, do you like baby-sitting? 95 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:50,115 - Of course. I love it. 96 00:04:50,256 --> 00:04:52,086 - And you're good at it, right? - Yes, I took a course. 97 00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:53,955 I've been babysitting for years. - Okay, so 98 00:04:54,093 --> 00:04:56,363 help me out here. What's the issue? 99 00:04:56,496 --> 00:05:00,096 - The issue is that just because I happen to like and be good at baby-sitting 100 00:05:00,233 --> 00:05:03,573 doesn't mean I should be expected to do it just because I'm a girl. 101 00:05:03,703 --> 00:05:05,573 - Okay, um. 102 00:05:05,705 --> 00:05:08,135 Casey, it sounds to me that this isn't 103 00:05:08,274 --> 00:05:10,544 a girl versus guy thing -- 104 00:05:10,677 --> 00:05:13,777 this is a Casey versus Derek thing. 105 00:05:13,913 --> 00:05:17,623 - You're right! Derek's testing me. 106 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:20,120 He figures, girl in the house, great. 107 00:05:20,253 --> 00:05:22,623 I don't have to baby-sit again... ever. 108 00:05:22,755 --> 00:05:24,755 Well he can forget it! I don't care 109 00:05:24,891 --> 00:05:27,231 how desperate my parents are... I will not sit! 110 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:28,700 - Could you sit down, please? 111 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:32,028 - Um, I-I meant baby-sit. - Oh! 112 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:34,525 Oh. Oh, then... stand. 113 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:38,167 Unless of course you wanna sit down. 114 00:05:51,718 --> 00:05:54,348 - It's like Derek thinks the whole world revolves around him! 115 00:05:54,487 --> 00:05:56,317 - Yeah, it does. 116 00:05:56,456 --> 00:05:58,386 I mean, that's so unfair! 117 00:05:58,524 --> 00:06:01,834 Hey, look! A new girl. - Someone newer than me? 118 00:06:01,961 --> 00:06:05,701 - Yeah, she's quite a babe. I wonder how long before Derek hits on her? 119 00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:08,302 - Please, you're just as pretty. And I don't care 120 00:06:08,434 --> 00:06:10,004 what Derek does and I don't think you should, either. 121 00:06:10,136 --> 00:06:13,436 - I don't. Oh come on! 122 00:06:13,573 --> 00:06:16,443 That was barely ten seconds! 123 00:06:16,576 --> 00:06:18,876 - Need a hand? - It's okay. You're, ah, 124 00:06:19,011 --> 00:06:22,081 Sandra, right? - How did you know? 125 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:25,245 - 'Cause I'm Derek and when stuff happens around here... I know about it. 126 00:06:25,384 --> 00:06:29,024 - Smooth... So you're the welcoming committee? 127 00:06:29,155 --> 00:06:31,055 - Yeah, something like that. 128 00:06:31,190 --> 00:06:33,660 I mean, you're going to like it here -- 129 00:06:33,793 --> 00:06:35,863 great food, great hockey team - 130 00:06:35,995 --> 00:06:38,195 and not just 'cause I'm the captain. 131 00:06:38,331 --> 00:06:40,431 - Sorry. I'm not big on sports. 132 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:43,796 And I'm late for English. See ya'. 133 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:57,451 - I, ah, I don't think the, ah, the chicken's cooked. 134 00:06:57,583 --> 00:07:02,193 - It's not chicken, it's tofu. I followed Nora's recipe. 135 00:07:02,321 --> 00:07:04,091 - Toad food? 136 00:07:04,223 --> 00:07:07,433 - Uh, um... Is it supposed to jiggle? 137 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:09,260 - Yes and it's very healthy. 138 00:07:09,395 --> 00:07:12,095 - For people? - We used to love tofu at our old house. 139 00:07:12,231 --> 00:07:14,201 I can't remember why. 140 00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:15,873 - So can we deep fry it with bacon? 141 00:07:16,002 --> 00:07:18,872 - No. - Where's Marti? 142 00:07:19,005 --> 00:07:20,865 - Meow. Meow. 143 00:07:21,007 --> 00:07:22,807 - You let her eat under there? 144 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:26,012 - No, no. Marti, please come out and eat like a person. 145 00:07:26,145 --> 00:07:28,705 Play kitty after dinner. [ Hissing ] 146 00:07:28,848 --> 00:07:30,718 Marti! [ Hissing ] 147 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:32,650 Uh, uh... Fine. [ Going on hissing ] 148 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:34,685 Eat under the table. But this is the last time. 149 00:07:34,821 --> 00:07:39,131 [ Chomping sound ] 150 00:07:39,258 --> 00:07:43,728 - So, Derek. I saw you strike out with the new girl today. 151 00:07:43,863 --> 00:07:46,173 Oh, but it's probably for the best. Em and I talked to her 152 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:48,269 and she's totally not your type -- she's really nice. 153 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:50,341 - First of all -- didn't strike out. 154 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,570 And second of all, she totally is my type: 155 00:07:52,705 --> 00:07:54,535 hot! - Please. 156 00:07:54,674 --> 00:07:57,784 She's an environmentalist vegetarian who volunteers with kids. 157 00:07:57,910 --> 00:08:01,150 You're a toxic waste carnivore who torments kids. 158 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:03,250 You just like her 'cause she's got a big chest. 159 00:08:03,382 --> 00:08:05,792 - Oh, you know, I, I didn't notice her chest. 160 00:08:05,918 --> 00:08:07,818 Now, her breasts on the other hand... 161 00:08:07,954 --> 00:08:09,594 - Derek! - Okay, you know what? 162 00:08:09,722 --> 00:08:11,892 Bras at breakfast, breasts at dinner? 163 00:08:12,024 --> 00:08:14,494 Let's try to keep it clean, people! 164 00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:16,597 - Well, it doesn't matter. She's not into you. I can tell. 165 00:08:16,729 --> 00:08:17,999 - Oh, what's wrong? 166 00:08:18,130 --> 00:08:20,030 You afraid you gonna lose a new little friend? 167 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:23,366 - It's not a contest. I just think you should leave the poor girl alone. 168 00:08:23,502 --> 00:08:26,442 - Casey, have you given any more thought to baby-sitting Marti on Saturday? 169 00:08:26,572 --> 00:08:29,082 - Actually, I have. And I think it's wrong that I am being 170 00:08:29,208 --> 00:08:31,738 pressured to look after Marti just because I'm a girl-- 171 00:08:31,878 --> 00:08:34,648 - We'll pay you Mrs. Higgenbotham's rate: twelve bucks an hour. 172 00:08:34,780 --> 00:08:37,320 - But I'd be happy to do it. 173 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:39,350 - Twelve bucks an hour? 174 00:08:39,485 --> 00:08:42,355 - Marti, my feet are wet! Did you spill milk or something? 175 00:08:42,488 --> 00:08:45,158 - It's not milk. 176 00:08:45,291 --> 00:08:47,461 - Aaah! 177 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,600 - Who's that? 178 00:08:55,735 --> 00:08:59,065 - Oh, that's my little sister Marti. She's a great kid. 179 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:02,335 - She's adorable. - She did the funniest thing last night. 180 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:05,645 She pretended she was a cat and ate under the table. 181 00:09:05,778 --> 00:09:07,578 I'm sorry - you really don't wanna hear about this. 182 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:09,323 - No, I love little kids. 183 00:09:09,448 --> 00:09:11,048 - Really? Me too! 184 00:09:11,183 --> 00:09:13,653 - I'm gonna volunteer at a daycare centre this summer. 185 00:09:13,786 --> 00:09:16,216 - That is a great way to spend a summer. 186 00:09:16,355 --> 00:09:18,985 You know, I'm baby-sitting Marti Saturday 187 00:09:19,125 --> 00:09:21,525 and you're welcome to stop by for lunch if you want. 188 00:09:21,661 --> 00:09:25,101 I-I'm sure she'd like to meet you. I could whip up some veggie dogs. 189 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,731 - You're a vegetarian? 190 00:09:27,867 --> 00:09:30,767 - Kind of goes with my environmental interests. 191 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:33,173 So what do you think? - I dunno. 192 00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:35,776 I've got to study for that geography thing. 193 00:09:35,908 --> 00:09:39,148 - Yeah, me too. I mean, I was gonna do that after baby-sitting. 194 00:09:39,278 --> 00:09:41,778 I mean, that's what I usually do on Saturdays. 195 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:44,324 But, I mean, I understand if you want to study alone. 196 00:09:44,450 --> 00:09:46,950 - Actually, I'm alone enough being the new girl. 197 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:50,416 - Oh! So, then, see ya' Saturday? 198 00:09:50,556 --> 00:09:51,956 - I'm looking forward to it. 199 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:55,831 [ Bell ringing ] 200 00:09:55,962 --> 00:09:58,062 - Me too. 201 00:09:59,699 --> 00:10:03,539 Hey. You're off the hook for Saturday. I'll baby-sit Marti. 202 00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:15,752 - I'm baby-sitting Marti on Saturday, not you! 203 00:10:15,881 --> 00:10:18,551 - Whoa relax - I'm just trying to be sympathetic to the plight of women. 204 00:10:18,684 --> 00:10:20,454 - What? - Well, you said it was sexist 205 00:10:20,586 --> 00:10:23,316 being forced to baby-sit, so now you don't have to. 206 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,556 - No, you heard the job pays twelve bucks an hour. 207 00:10:25,691 --> 00:10:28,391 What's the problem, all tapped out at Edwin's piggybank? 208 00:10:28,527 --> 00:10:30,857 Well forget it, it's my gig. 209 00:10:30,997 --> 00:10:33,997 - No, it's my gig. 210 00:10:42,942 --> 00:10:44,342 - Ahhh... 211 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:48,407 - Oh, Derek emailed me at work to say, ah, 212 00:10:48,547 --> 00:10:50,777 he's going to baby-sit on Saturday. 213 00:10:50,916 --> 00:10:53,286 So, Casey doesn't have to after all. 214 00:10:53,419 --> 00:10:55,649 - Really? 'Cuz Casey called me at work and said 215 00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:57,818 that Derek wanted to take the job from her, 216 00:10:57,957 --> 00:11:00,657 so I told her it had already been decided she would do it. 217 00:11:00,793 --> 00:11:03,663 - Oh. Well, well, since Casey didn't want to do it in the first place, 218 00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:05,896 maybe we should let Derek do it this time. 219 00:11:06,032 --> 00:11:09,002 - Or since Casey already said she would do it, he could do it next time. 220 00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:11,365 - But Derek's showing signs of responsibility. 221 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:14,214 That's unusual for him, so shouldn't we encourage this? 222 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:17,910 - Yes, but Casey already accepted and we know she's responsible 223 00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:20,314 so shouldn't she keep the job? 224 00:11:20,446 --> 00:11:21,776 - Ah... I don't know. 225 00:11:21,914 --> 00:11:24,024 - Time's almost up! - This hardly seems 226 00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:26,190 like a mature way to make a decision. 227 00:11:26,318 --> 00:11:28,688 - But it's an entertaining way. 228 00:11:28,821 --> 00:11:31,121 - Are you in your P-J's yet? - [Marti]: No. 229 00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:33,987 - Do you want help? - No! 230 00:11:34,126 --> 00:11:36,926 - Marti, I'm counting to five and then you have to come out. 231 00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:41,003 One, two, three, four... 232 00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:43,973 four and a half... four and three quarters... 233 00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:45,603 four and four quarters! 234 00:11:45,738 --> 00:11:47,538 - Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten! 235 00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:50,683 - Marti, if you're not changed in two minutes, you're getting a time out. 236 00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:54,810 - So? I want a time out. Bring it on, sister! 237 00:11:54,947 --> 00:11:56,747 - [Derek]: Ten minutes! 238 00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:58,252 Time's up! 239 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,154 - How'd it go? 240 00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:04,016 - I don't want to put on pajamas and I don't want to go to bed! 241 00:12:04,156 --> 00:12:06,626 - So, ah, this babysitting course you took -- you passed right? 242 00:12:06,759 --> 00:12:10,099 - This is ridiculous! I can't believe I agreed to this stupid competition. 243 00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:12,429 - Well, you did and now it's my turn. 244 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:16,065 Start the timer. - Ready? 245 00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:19,272 Set? Go! - Hey Smarti! 246 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:22,835 Better get changed or I'm going to eat you! 247 00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:25,805 [ Marti screaming ] Rrraaah! 248 00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:28,405 [ Marti screaming ] 249 00:12:29,715 --> 00:12:32,615 [ Marti laughing ] - Whoo-hoo! 250 00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:35,961 - Ta-daa! - Well, I think we have a clear winner. 251 00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:38,918 - Wait! Did Marti brush her teeth? Wash her face? Brush her hair? 252 00:12:39,058 --> 00:12:42,558 - No, why would she? She's going to bed, not on a date. 253 00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:44,255 - This is nuts! - George. 254 00:12:44,396 --> 00:12:46,466 This is... this is nuts. 255 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,269 - You're right. Derek... - Dad, 256 00:12:49,401 --> 00:12:52,741 you're always telling me to take on more family responsibility. 257 00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:55,882 - But I'm already responsible! I don't have to prove anything! 258 00:12:56,008 --> 00:12:57,638 - Maybe you could split the job? 259 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,607 - [Together]: No! - I'll choose. 260 00:12:59,745 --> 00:13:01,775 - Marti, you don't get to choose. 261 00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:05,324 - Yes I do and I pick Derek! He's more fun! 262 00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,291 - Ha! Ha! - Whoo-hoo! 263 00:13:07,419 --> 00:13:11,189 - Okay. You get what you want... again. 264 00:13:11,323 --> 00:13:14,833 - Whoo! [ Laughing ] 265 00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:20,097 - Hey... Does this hat work? 266 00:13:20,232 --> 00:13:22,172 - Why wouldn't it? - [Whispering]: It's Casey's. 267 00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,171 - Mom, please ask before you borrow my stuff! 268 00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,943 - Sorry! - Shouldn't you guys have left like half an hour ago? 269 00:13:27,072 --> 00:13:29,782 I mean, Stratford's a drive and you don't want to miss the play. 270 00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:31,779 - We don't? - Derek, we'll be back after dinner. 271 00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:33,511 Has anyone given Marti lunch? 272 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,506 - I'm on it. You kids have fun. 273 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:39,448 - Okay then. Bye-bye. - Bye. - Bye. 274 00:13:42,254 --> 00:13:44,524 Finally. Edwin, get Marti some lunch. 275 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,487 - But you're my baby sister! 276 00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:49,255 - Baby-sitter -- and Edwin's the chef. 277 00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:52,865 - And, uh... how much does the chef make? 278 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:55,028 - Absolutely nothing. 279 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:57,437 - Because you're planning to use the money to pay me back what you borrowed? 280 00:13:57,570 --> 00:14:00,870 - Of course. So when a certain person arrives, 281 00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:02,336 you're going to take Marti upstairs 282 00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:04,414 and keep her happy, okay? - Why can't Lizzie? 283 00:14:04,543 --> 00:14:08,353 - Because I hooked Lizzie up with Sam's little sister for a play date. 284 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:10,920 - You did? - Yeah! Didn't you know? 285 00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:13,790 When I'm not baby-sitting I actually run a play-dating service. 286 00:14:13,919 --> 00:14:15,719 Aren't you, ah, going to the mall with Emily? 287 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,855 - Um, why are you rushing me out? 288 00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:19,660 - Ah, I'm not rushing you-- 289 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,232 [ Doorbell ] I'll get it! 290 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,130 - Um, no, I'll get it. 291 00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:30,266 - Casey? - Sandra? - Sandra! 292 00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:33,012 - Derek? Is Casey your girlfriend? 293 00:14:33,138 --> 00:14:36,278 - [Together]: No! - I'm his new stepsister. What are you doing here? 294 00:14:36,408 --> 00:14:38,108 - Baby-sitting with Derek. 295 00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:41,484 - So it's not about the money at all. 296 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:44,054 I get it. - Get what? 297 00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:45,583 - Oh, well, Casey's just going shopping. 298 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:51,888 - Actually I'm in no hurry... No hurry at all. 299 00:14:52,024 --> 00:14:54,794 - Hi. - Who's this handsome young man? 300 00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:57,757 - This handsome young man is Edwin. 301 00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,167 - And this... is Marti. 302 00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:03,799 - Hi, Marti. - You're pretty! - Thank you, sweetie. 303 00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:05,896 - And you do have big you-know-whats! 304 00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:08,208 - Oh, sorry 'bout that. Ah! 305 00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:11,280 - I'm hungry. - Edwin'll make you some lunch. 306 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,050 - But I want you to. 307 00:15:13,178 --> 00:15:15,108 - Okay. 308 00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:16,617 - Piggyback! 309 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,879 - Right. Told you she was cute. 310 00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:21,388 Okay. - Giddy up horsey! 311 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,490 Giddy up! - He's such a great big brother. 312 00:15:23,622 --> 00:15:25,622 - Ah... and a great performer! 313 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,228 - [Derek]: Casey, can you help me a minute? 314 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:33,330 - So, ah, you like computers? 315 00:15:33,465 --> 00:15:36,135 - ♪ A sandwich... for me! ♪ 316 00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:37,638 So hurry up, please! 317 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,570 - Okay! You need to go! 318 00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:42,005 - Oh, but you said you wanted my help. 319 00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:44,811 - Shopping. Go shopping. 320 00:15:44,943 --> 00:15:47,153 - What and miss your baby-sitting act? 321 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:48,649 No way! 322 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:52,181 - My sandwich! 323 00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:55,288 - Your baby-sitter will make you a new one. 324 00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:57,321 And, uh, don't worry about Sandra. 325 00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,626 We'll keep her entertained. 326 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,560 - And this is me when I was two. 327 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:06,766 - And who's that? Do you have another sister? 328 00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:09,999 - No, that's Derek when he was seven. He hated getting his hair cut. 329 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:13,205 - You were very pretty. 330 00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:15,909 - [Marti]: This is from when I fell off the swing. 331 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:19,111 - Aw! And what about that one? 332 00:16:19,244 --> 00:16:21,914 - Derek dropped me. - He what? 333 00:16:22,047 --> 00:16:24,517 - No, she's joking. - Here, this is the biggest scab 334 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:28,020 I ever got. 335 00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:29,523 - Marti! - Here, I wouldn't 336 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,415 want to break it. [ Doorbell ] 337 00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:34,127 - That's probably Emily. Come in. 338 00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:36,399 - Great, more people. 339 00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:38,358 - Sandra? What are you doing here? 340 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:41,867 - Ah, she's baby-sitting with Derek. Remember how I was going to? 341 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,870 - You were going to baby-sit? - No, I-I always baby-sit Marti. 342 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,774 - No, you don't! - I don't get it. 343 00:16:47,906 --> 00:16:52,206 - Well, there's nothing to get. I mean, they're leaving and, uh, we're baby-sitting. 344 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:55,954 - Or, you could come shopping with us? - Great idea. It'll be fun. 345 00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:58,481 - But we were supposed to study and eat veggie dogs. 346 00:16:58,617 --> 00:17:01,917 - Derek doesn't study or eat veggie dogs! 347 00:17:03,622 --> 00:17:07,092 - Derek, did you use your little sister as bait to get me over here? 348 00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:09,086 - I would not do that. 349 00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:12,828 - You know what? Shopping sounds great. 350 00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:15,725 - Uh... I'll come too. I could carry your bags! 351 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,468 You won't even know I'm there. - Bye, Derek. 352 00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:20,914 - Have fun! 353 00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:25,512 Marti, you are definitely 354 00:17:25,644 --> 00:17:27,684 the worst wingman ever! 355 00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:30,083 - Can we play beauty salon now? 356 00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:33,115 - No. Now, now is nap time. - Now! 357 00:17:33,252 --> 00:17:35,652 - Ah, Smarti! 358 00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:37,958 [ Marti screaming ] 359 00:17:49,668 --> 00:17:51,138 - All done! 360 00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:55,640 - Great! Now it's nap time. 361 00:17:55,774 --> 00:17:58,784 - No, now the princess gets dressed for the ball! 362 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,081 - Smarti, no... - Smerek, yes! 363 00:18:01,213 --> 00:18:03,023 - No! - Yes! 364 00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:05,518 - No! - Yes!!! 365 00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:09,346 - Finally. So that's what they mean 366 00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:11,318 by 'shop till you drop'. 367 00:18:11,457 --> 00:18:14,027 - [Marti]: Do-do-do-do! Princess Schmerek -- 368 00:18:14,159 --> 00:18:15,859 time to dance at the ball! 369 00:18:15,994 --> 00:18:19,634 - Marti, dancing was not part of the deal! 370 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,295 - Derek? - Derek? 371 00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,303 - Uhh... - Dude, you are an ugly woman! 372 00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:26,265 - You're wearing my clothes... again. 373 00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:28,165 Wait, those really are my clothes. 374 00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:31,207 - Sandra, I-I can explain-- - You don't have to. 375 00:18:31,343 --> 00:18:33,983 - Yeah, no I do. You see 376 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,653 Marti here... - Really, I get it - you don't. 377 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,822 - No, you don't get it. 378 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,051 - No, I do. 379 00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:43,016 You really are a wonderful big brother. 380 00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:45,885 - He is? - Yeah, I guess I am! 381 00:18:46,024 --> 00:18:48,034 - I love Princess Schmerek. 382 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:52,560 - Ah, thanks... Both of you. 383 00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:55,498 Hey, uh... you think 384 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:58,574 maybe you'd like to go get something to eat? 385 00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:01,474 I-I can change... 386 00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:04,137 - I'd like that. - Are you taking Marti? 387 00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:06,546 - Uh... 388 00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:10,050 Case, can I talk to you for a sec? 389 00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:12,282 - Anything for a pretty lady. 390 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:18,087 - Casey, could you watch Marti for a couple of hours? 391 00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:19,693 - Aren't you forgetting something? 392 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:22,625 - Fine. Can you please watch Marti for a couple of hours? 393 00:19:22,761 --> 00:19:26,231 - I was talking about my fee. Split the baby-sitting money: fifty, fifty? 394 00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:28,965 - Oh come on, I've been baby-sitting for like six hours! 395 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:31,171 - But I'm taking the night shift... 396 00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:33,673 Which actually means my rates are higher! 397 00:19:33,805 --> 00:19:35,465 Sixty me, forty you. 398 00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:37,207 - That's not fair! 399 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:40,512 - Sorry Der, but you can't always win. So, deal? 400 00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:43,076 - I'm feeling generous. 401 00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:57,657 Just one sec! 402 00:19:57,796 --> 00:19:59,826 - I-I don't believe it! 403 00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:02,225 You're gonna go out with... her? 404 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,437 I mean, I carried your bags all day! 405 00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:07,410 - And I really appreciate it. 406 00:20:08,907 --> 00:20:11,307 - So maybe, when I'm older...? 407 00:20:11,443 --> 00:20:14,453 - Maybe. - Dude, you are 408 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:16,650 a lucky lady. Ah!... 409 00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:19,452 - Later, Ed. 410 00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:24,855 - Don't the chicken fingers look good? 411 00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:26,660 - Chickens have fingers? 412 00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:29,262 - Oh, they're not real fingers. They're just shaped like fingers. 413 00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:32,034 Edwin, dinner's ready! - I'm not hungry! 414 00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:34,304 - Okay, looks like it's just dinner for two. 415 00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:36,273 - I want marshmallows! 416 00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:39,401 - Well, Marti, I already made the chicken. And marshmallows aren't dinner. 417 00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:41,008 - Derek would let me. 418 00:20:41,139 --> 00:20:43,639 - Oh, he would, would he? - Yup. 419 00:20:43,775 --> 00:20:45,605 - Well, would Derek let you 420 00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:49,384 do this?! [ Upbeat music ] 421 00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:51,854 - Whoo! [ Marti laughing ] 422 00:21:17,576 --> 00:21:19,706 Whoo! 423 00:21:36,061 --> 00:21:40,071 [ Door opening ] 424 00:21:40,198 --> 00:21:43,638 - Why, hello there, Derek. How was the baby-sitting? 425 00:21:43,769 --> 00:21:46,969 - Ah, good. And, ah, how was the play? 426 00:21:47,105 --> 00:21:50,035 - Oh it was great. And this is... 427 00:21:50,175 --> 00:21:52,305 - I'm... really embarrassed. 428 00:21:52,444 --> 00:21:54,014 I'm gonna go now. 429 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:57,216 - I-I-I'll walk you. 430 00:21:57,349 --> 00:21:59,449 [Whispering]: Don't wait up. 431 00:22:00,952 --> 00:22:03,062 - Was he wearing my necklace? 432 00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:11,727 Closed captioning: Technicolor, Creative Services - Montreal 433 00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:18,599 [ Laughing ] 434 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:25,608 [ Hissing ] Rrraaah! 435 00:22:25,658 --> 00:22:30,208 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34163

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