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Are you and Derek still pretending 4 00:00:24,424 --> 00:00:26,094 you don't know each other? - He hasn't said a word to me at 5 00:00:26,226 --> 00:00:29,396 school since I started two weeks ago, which is fine with me. 6 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:32,629 - Who's the new girl? - I don't know. 7 00:00:32,766 --> 00:00:36,136 - She's cute. - You're blind. 8 00:00:38,638 --> 00:00:41,778 Nice outfit, who died? - Uh, nobody. 9 00:00:41,908 --> 00:00:45,248 Whoa! 10 00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:47,508 [ Thud ] 11 00:00:47,647 --> 00:00:53,147 [ Laughter ] 12 00:00:53,286 --> 00:00:56,056 - Nice one, Klutzilla. 13 00:01:06,433 --> 00:01:09,173 - ♪ It used to be my mother and my sister and me ♪ 14 00:01:09,302 --> 00:01:12,142 ♪ A happy little family and all right with me ♪ 15 00:01:12,272 --> 00:01:15,382 ♪ But mom got married that's when everything changed ♪ 16 00:01:15,508 --> 00:01:18,378 ♪ Some things were lost and others were gained ♪ 17 00:01:18,511 --> 00:01:21,081 ♪ A new school, a new house ♪ 18 00:01:21,214 --> 00:01:24,954 ♪ So many changes it makes my head spin ♪ 19 00:01:25,084 --> 00:01:28,494 ♪ Now I've got a brother who gets under my skin ♪ 20 00:01:28,621 --> 00:01:31,421 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 21 00:01:31,558 --> 00:01:34,728 ♪ This is life with Derek ♪ 22 00:01:34,861 --> 00:01:38,871 ♪ Well this is life with Lizzie, Edwin, George and Nora, Marty and Casey ♪ 23 00:01:38,998 --> 00:01:41,498 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 24 00:01:41,634 --> 00:01:43,944 ♪ Living life with Derek ♪ 25 00:01:44,070 --> 00:01:46,340 - My life has gone seriously downhill since I got 26 00:01:46,473 --> 00:01:48,683 Derek for a stepbrother. 27 00:01:48,808 --> 00:01:51,808 Hmmph, actually you could say it's taken a total nosedive. 28 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:55,075 Kinda like I did when my stepbrother insulted me. 29 00:01:55,215 --> 00:01:58,215 It's like he's some cosmic curse sent to trip me up. 30 00:01:58,351 --> 00:02:00,321 - Oh, mercy. 31 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:02,563 - I'm not sure what was the most humiliating part: 32 00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:06,859 How I looked, how everyone was looking at me, 33 00:02:06,993 --> 00:02:10,833 or the fact that I had my head on Cory Plunkett's butt. 34 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:13,374 - Anytime you want to get up. - Sorry. 35 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:14,870 - Where's my retainer? 36 00:02:15,001 --> 00:02:17,101 - Uh, Freida, could you just shift over a little? 37 00:02:17,237 --> 00:02:19,807 - Sorry, was I in your way, Klutzilla? 38 00:02:19,939 --> 00:02:22,039 - At least everyone knows the new girl now. 39 00:02:22,175 --> 00:02:24,335 - Yeah, as the human snowball. 40 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:26,807 - But you're okay, right? I mean, we can go to the nurse. 41 00:02:26,946 --> 00:02:29,746 - Not unless she has a cure for terminal embarrassment. 42 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:31,623 - [Student]: Hey, rough landing but good form in the air. 43 00:02:31,751 --> 00:02:34,351 [ Laughter ] 44 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:35,917 - [Student]: Nice one. 45 00:02:38,124 --> 00:02:39,934 - Ha! Ha! Ha! 46 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:45,370 ♪♪♪ - Come in. 47 00:02:45,498 --> 00:02:47,928 [ Turns music off ] 48 00:02:48,067 --> 00:02:50,597 - Dinner's ready, I think George cooked. 49 00:02:50,737 --> 00:02:51,967 - I didn't know George cooked. 50 00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:54,005 - Me neither. I'm a little scared. 51 00:02:54,140 --> 00:02:55,740 - Well, I'm not hungry anyway. 52 00:02:55,875 --> 00:02:57,605 - Are you okay? 53 00:02:57,744 --> 00:02:58,954 - Not really. 54 00:02:59,078 --> 00:03:00,678 - You don't feel like you have a fever. 55 00:03:00,813 --> 00:03:03,153 - I wish I did. I wish the pain of the loss 56 00:03:03,283 --> 00:03:05,893 of dignity manifested itself into a raging fever. 57 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,519 - Maybe you do have a fever. 58 00:03:07,654 --> 00:03:09,024 - I think I'll write some poetry. 59 00:03:09,155 --> 00:03:10,315 - Does that mean you're not eating? 60 00:03:10,456 --> 00:03:11,856 - Yes. 61 00:03:11,991 --> 00:03:13,731 - Okay, good luck with your writing. 62 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,560 - Good luck with George's cooking. 63 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:18,195 - I'll need it. 64 00:03:21,601 --> 00:03:24,801 - This looks... uh... 65 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:26,668 good. - It looks disgusting. 66 00:03:26,806 --> 00:03:28,106 Dad, since when do you cook? 67 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:30,881 - We're a family, and a family that eats together... 68 00:03:31,010 --> 00:03:33,980 - Barfs together? - Remember last year 69 00:03:34,113 --> 00:03:37,023 when I barfed? It had yellow chunks in it. 70 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:40,290 - Indeed I do. That was the day we bought the station wagon. 71 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:42,890 A whole new meaning to new car smell. [ Laughter ] 72 00:03:43,022 --> 00:03:44,262 - It reeked. - Yeah. 73 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:45,890 - Casey says she doesn't feel like eating. 74 00:03:46,025 --> 00:03:47,485 - Yeah, I hear that. - Uh-huh. 75 00:03:47,627 --> 00:03:49,297 - She seems really upset. 76 00:03:49,429 --> 00:03:50,859 - Is she being emotional? - Again? 77 00:03:50,997 --> 00:03:53,867 - What's wrong with being emotional? 78 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,270 - Nothing at all. Guys, listen. 79 00:03:56,402 --> 00:03:59,472 Now that you have two new sisters you're going to have be more sensitive. 80 00:03:59,606 --> 00:04:01,936 Girls are often quite emotional; 81 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:04,635 it's perfectly normal, especially at Casey's age. 82 00:04:04,777 --> 00:04:07,747 [ Laughter ] - George, that's just stupid. 83 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:09,920 I mean, maybe something happened at school today. 84 00:04:10,049 --> 00:04:11,449 - She didn't tell you about the incident? 85 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:13,094 - What incident? - What incident? 86 00:04:13,219 --> 00:04:15,919 - She wiped out on the stairs on her way to class. 87 00:04:16,055 --> 00:04:18,055 - Ha! Ha! - Oh, that's terrible. 88 00:04:18,191 --> 00:04:21,561 - No, it was funny. I mean she tripped, knocked over a bunch of people. 89 00:04:21,694 --> 00:04:24,134 I mean, think bowling and Casey's the ball. 90 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,704 - I think I heard about that. 91 00:04:25,832 --> 00:04:28,032 Eight kids at high school fell down six flights of stairs 92 00:04:28,167 --> 00:04:30,637 and two kids broke their noses, and another kid's in traction. 93 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:33,170 - That was Casey? - No one broke anything. 94 00:04:33,306 --> 00:04:35,906 Of course I didn't ask Corey Plunkett about his butt. 95 00:04:36,042 --> 00:04:38,282 [ Laughter ] - You are such a massive jerk, Derek. 96 00:04:38,411 --> 00:04:40,911 The whole reason this happened is because of you. 97 00:04:41,047 --> 00:04:43,517 - Oh, it's my fault you can't walk and talk at the same time? 98 00:04:43,650 --> 00:04:45,850 - You insulted me when I was going down the stairs 99 00:04:45,985 --> 00:04:47,945 and then I fell. Now I'm the laughing stock 100 00:04:48,087 --> 00:04:50,217 of the school and you think that's funny?! 101 00:04:50,356 --> 00:04:52,426 - [Both]: Emotional. 102 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:03,467 - Hey, whatcha doing? 103 00:05:03,603 --> 00:05:05,773 - Looking for other high schools in the area. 104 00:05:05,905 --> 00:05:07,835 Do you have to be Jewish to go to a Hebrew school? 105 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:10,014 - Come on, Case. It didn't sound so bad. 106 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,743 Okay, it sounded bad 107 00:05:11,878 --> 00:05:14,078 but I'm sure everyone will have forgotten about it by tomorrow. 108 00:05:14,213 --> 00:05:17,083 - Or for the next four years I'll be known as Klutzilla. 109 00:05:17,216 --> 00:05:19,516 - Oh, honey. I promise you, one day 110 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:21,752 you are going to look back on this and you are going to laugh. 111 00:05:21,888 --> 00:05:25,318 Like the time in grade eight I necked with Lawrence Larson 112 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:28,028 at this party and our braces got caught. Ha! Ha! 113 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:30,661 - I have a geography teacher named Mr. Larson, 114 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:32,667 whose first name is Lawrence. 115 00:05:32,799 --> 00:05:34,699 - Oh, I'm sure it's a different Lawrence Larson. 116 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:37,604 Who now that I think of it became a teacher. 117 00:05:37,737 --> 00:05:40,667 Anyway, the point is it wasn't a big deal. 118 00:05:40,807 --> 00:05:43,537 Okay, so everyone called us lockjaws for a while, 119 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:48,946 you know, when I look back on it now, I laugh. Ha! Ha! 120 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:51,682 - So then you won't mind if I ask Mr. Larson if he remembers you? 121 00:05:51,818 --> 00:05:55,788 - No! No, no! Absolutely not, promise me, promise me you won't. 122 00:05:55,922 --> 00:05:57,692 - Don't you want to laugh about the good old days? 123 00:05:57,824 --> 00:06:03,304 - Well, you know, he might not find the memory as funny as I do. 124 00:06:03,429 --> 00:06:05,469 - I can't believe you necked with Mr. Larson. 125 00:06:05,598 --> 00:06:07,498 - Well. - He has a comb-over. 126 00:06:07,633 --> 00:06:09,973 - A comb-over? - Yeah. 127 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:14,013 - He didn't in grade eight. Ha! He was a hottie. 128 00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:16,840 - Really? - Yeah! [ Laughter ] 129 00:06:18,811 --> 00:06:20,181 [ School bell ] 130 00:06:22,081 --> 00:06:25,491 - Casey, you don't have to hide. I'm sure nobody will remember you fell. 131 00:06:25,618 --> 00:06:28,588 - [P.A. System]: Good morning, students. Yesterday one of our students fell 132 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:30,491 down the stairs. To ensure this 133 00:06:30,623 --> 00:06:33,333 doesn't happen again I'll be issuing a stair-safe 134 00:06:33,459 --> 00:06:36,659 clothing memo reminding you all to watch your feet, 135 00:06:36,796 --> 00:06:40,926 wear stair-safe clothing and abstain from standing during peak stair time. 136 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:42,497 - At least he didn't mention your name. 137 00:06:42,635 --> 00:06:44,465 - [P.A. System]: And I'm happy to report that Casey MacDonald 138 00:06:44,604 --> 00:06:47,114 of Room 20 was not harmed in the incident. 139 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,180 [ Laughter ] We're all glad you're okay, Casey. 140 00:06:49,308 --> 00:06:51,238 - Uh, I'm... I'll see you in class, okay? 141 00:06:52,712 --> 00:06:54,752 - Here. - What is it? 142 00:06:54,881 --> 00:06:57,921 - It's a summons. My dad's friend's a lawyer. 143 00:06:58,050 --> 00:07:02,890 I'm suing you for pain and suffering resulting from blunt posterior trauma. 144 00:07:03,022 --> 00:07:06,432 - You mean a bruised butt?! - Call it whatever you want, Klutzilla. 145 00:07:06,559 --> 00:07:09,399 See you in court. - Oh! 146 00:07:12,064 --> 00:07:13,704 - Watch out, watch out, she's coming. 147 00:07:13,833 --> 00:07:15,443 - Please, Klutzilla, don't crush us. 148 00:07:15,568 --> 00:07:18,638 - Ha! Ha! Burn. 149 00:07:21,507 --> 00:07:24,507 - Ah. - All right, Paul. 150 00:07:24,644 --> 00:07:26,484 Let's hear it. - Uh, hear what? 151 00:07:26,612 --> 00:07:28,152 - Your most embarrassing life moment that'll 152 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,351 make my Klutzilla story seem less tragic. 153 00:07:30,483 --> 00:07:33,193 - Ha! Ha! Klutzilla. I heard that announcement. 154 00:07:33,319 --> 00:07:35,889 You must be upset. - Upset? 155 00:07:36,022 --> 00:07:38,022 No! Mortified, yes. 156 00:07:38,157 --> 00:07:40,327 - Uh... well... I know it's hard to believe, but look it's 157 00:07:40,459 --> 00:07:42,299 all just going to blow over. - No it won't. 158 00:07:42,428 --> 00:07:45,198 Kids live for stuff like this. It's like they lurk around 159 00:07:45,331 --> 00:07:47,701 the stairs waiting for someone to fall on Corey Plunkett's butt 160 00:07:47,834 --> 00:07:49,744 so they can tease the person who fell forever! 161 00:07:49,869 --> 00:07:53,369 - Sticks and stones, right? - Hmmph! 162 00:07:53,506 --> 00:07:56,006 - Wrong. Please have a seat. 163 00:07:57,944 --> 00:08:01,454 - Paul, I don't handle teasing very well 164 00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:03,851 and I'm getting teased a lot 165 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:05,653 and unless you want to see me cry, you better make 166 00:08:05,785 --> 00:08:07,715 me laugh with a humiliating story right now. 167 00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:09,994 - Uh... okay... don't... don't cry... uh... 168 00:08:10,122 --> 00:08:12,632 Okay, it was junior high gym class, 169 00:08:12,758 --> 00:08:17,298 I was climbing the rope about 20 feet up in the air 170 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:19,270 and I... 171 00:08:19,398 --> 00:08:22,338 I looked down and see my shorts on the ground. 172 00:08:22,468 --> 00:08:23,698 - No. 173 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:25,166 - Yes. 174 00:08:25,304 --> 00:08:26,814 - Oh! - Did that help? 175 00:08:26,939 --> 00:08:29,809 - Ha! Ha! A lot! Thanks. 176 00:08:29,942 --> 00:08:32,452 Ha! Ha! 177 00:08:32,578 --> 00:08:33,908 Ha! Ha! 178 00:08:34,046 --> 00:08:36,416 - Okay, you can... you can... you can go now. 179 00:08:36,549 --> 00:08:38,989 - Okay. - Okay. 180 00:08:39,118 --> 00:08:42,018 [ Laughter ] 181 00:08:42,154 --> 00:08:44,024 - Oh! 182 00:08:44,156 --> 00:08:47,586 - Hi, Casey. How was your day? 183 00:08:47,727 --> 00:08:49,857 - A bit better, kiddo. Thanks. 184 00:08:49,996 --> 00:08:52,426 - [Derek]: Now presenting... - What? 185 00:08:52,565 --> 00:08:56,695 - Klutzilla, The Revenge of the Stairs starring Casey MacDonald. 186 00:08:56,836 --> 00:08:58,966 - Derek! - No, no, no talking, 187 00:08:59,105 --> 00:09:01,135 Klutzilla, this is a silent film. 188 00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:05,284 Now, in our first shot we see the innocent bystander walking 189 00:09:05,411 --> 00:09:08,311 down the stairs and as he encounters the dreaded 190 00:09:08,447 --> 00:09:10,647 Klutzilla, their eyes meet and 191 00:09:10,783 --> 00:09:12,753 he falls. - Ow! Oh! Urg! 192 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:14,815 - Oh no! Aw. 193 00:09:14,954 --> 00:09:17,094 Oh! Oh! - That's it! 194 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,763 - Oh no! Oh no! Klutzilla's getting up. 195 00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:21,262 - Oh no! - Derek! 196 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,034 - She's going to fall on us all! - Cut it out! 197 00:09:23,162 --> 00:09:26,732 - Run for your lives! - Give me the camera now! - Oh, ho, ho! 198 00:09:26,866 --> 00:09:28,596 - She's brave, I've got to give her that. 199 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:30,504 - How long will Derek keep bugging her? 200 00:09:30,636 --> 00:09:33,136 - For something this good, forever. 201 00:09:33,272 --> 00:09:36,082 - Poor Casey. 202 00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:39,348 [ Loud music ] - Casey, turn the music down. 203 00:09:39,478 --> 00:09:42,448 - [Casey]: Exercising makes me feel better about my stupid life. 204 00:09:42,581 --> 00:09:46,021 - Well, can you watch Marty while I'm shopping for dinner? 205 00:09:46,152 --> 00:09:48,422 She's downstairs doing arts and crafts in the kitchen. 206 00:09:48,554 --> 00:09:51,824 ♪♪♪ - Okay, as soon as I finish working out. 207 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:01,973 - I'm out of paint. 208 00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:03,741 - Aw, check your face. 209 00:10:03,869 --> 00:10:06,169 - You want a drink? 210 00:10:06,305 --> 00:10:08,335 Klutzilla, who let you in my house? 211 00:10:08,474 --> 00:10:10,814 - I live here, unfortunately. 212 00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:13,083 - I thought you said you didn't know her. 213 00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:14,412 - Ah, I forget. Klutzilla, Sam. 214 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:15,947 Sam, Klutzilla. 215 00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:20,122 - Hi. - Hi, I'm Casey, Derek's stepsister. 216 00:10:20,252 --> 00:10:21,822 - You have a stepsister? 217 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:25,394 - Yeah, it was a recent accident by marriage. 218 00:10:25,524 --> 00:10:27,234 - That was some fall yesterday. 219 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,730 - Oh yeah, I know. - You okay? 220 00:10:29,862 --> 00:10:31,862 - I'm totally fine. I don't know what happened. 221 00:10:31,998 --> 00:10:35,428 I'm not usually like that, I got distracted by some lame comments. 222 00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:37,498 - All right, that was a quality insult. - Anyway, 223 00:10:37,636 --> 00:10:39,766 it was nice meeting you. I'd shake your hand but I'm... 224 00:10:39,905 --> 00:10:43,105 - Sweaty and gross? - Oh, Derek you are such a... 225 00:10:43,242 --> 00:10:46,652 oh! 226 00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:47,979 - Ha! Ha! Ha! 227 00:10:48,114 --> 00:10:50,854 - Klutzilla broke my house! 228 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:53,223 I worked on it all day! 229 00:10:53,352 --> 00:10:56,692 [ Crying ] 230 00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:59,692 - Classic. - Totally. Ha! Ha! 231 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,773 [ Knock, knock ] - Lizzie, if that's you go away, 232 00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:06,728 unless you have food. I'm starving. 233 00:11:09,368 --> 00:11:11,968 - Hi. 234 00:11:12,104 --> 00:11:14,674 So... 235 00:11:14,807 --> 00:11:16,907 - So. 236 00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:18,413 - How are things? 237 00:11:18,544 --> 00:11:21,014 - Things are bad, George, very bad. 238 00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:22,847 - Right, the fall. - Oh. 239 00:11:22,982 --> 00:11:25,992 - Both of them. Did I ever tell you uh... 240 00:11:26,118 --> 00:11:28,888 about my car accident story, because it's pretty funny. 241 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:31,491 - Car accident stories usually are? 242 00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:34,894 - It was about four years ago. 243 00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:37,057 I was just driving to a work party, 244 00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:41,496 it was raining and I hit a patch of mud just outside my boss' house. 245 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:44,474 I swerved, ran right into his new convertible. 246 00:11:44,603 --> 00:11:47,713 - Ha! You're right, that is funny. 247 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:50,240 - And then instead of backing up I went forward, 248 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,806 I rammed two other cars. - Ha! What happened? 249 00:11:52,945 --> 00:11:55,045 - Everyone was pretty nice about it, but I knew what they were thinking: 250 00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:58,121 What a dork. And my co-workers, the all 251 00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:02,090 called me George Clueless, you know, after George Clooney only meaner. 252 00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:05,391 And then after a year they shortened it to just Clueless. 253 00:12:05,524 --> 00:12:08,934 - A year? If that story was supposed to make me feel better then... 254 00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:12,531 - I know, I know, but the point is they did stop, eventually. 255 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:16,735 Except for Derek still bugs me about it. I really hate it when he does that. 256 00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:20,239 - Admit it, George. Your son gets a twisted pleasure from other people's suffering. 257 00:12:20,372 --> 00:12:23,182 - I know he can be a pain in the butt, but 258 00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:25,749 come on down for dinner, all right? 259 00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:28,948 And whatever he says to bug you, just don't react 260 00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:31,381 and I'll run interference. Okay? 261 00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:33,687 - I guess. 262 00:12:45,831 --> 00:12:48,001 [ Crash ] 263 00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:52,772 - Nora... This is great. You should teach me how to make this. 264 00:12:52,905 --> 00:12:56,305 - No you shouldn't. - Casey, I've been thinking about your falling and 265 00:12:56,442 --> 00:13:00,182 well, it might be an inner ear balance thing, 266 00:13:00,312 --> 00:13:03,682 but we should probably just hide all the breakables in the house just in case, right? 267 00:13:03,816 --> 00:13:06,416 - Derek, it's over, uh-huh, quit milking it. 268 00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:10,162 - Dad, ixnay on the ilkmay. You heard about artymay's oxbay. 269 00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:11,689 - All right, that's enough. 270 00:13:11,824 --> 00:13:13,864 - It's okay, George. I'm fine. 271 00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:15,693 - What's a oxbay? 272 00:13:15,828 --> 00:13:17,098 - It's pig Latin, honey. 273 00:13:17,229 --> 00:13:19,169 - Pigs speak Latin? 274 00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:20,728 - Ask Derek. 275 00:13:20,866 --> 00:13:22,836 - You know, Casey, you shouldn't feel bad. 276 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:25,738 Everybody expresses their feelings in their own way. 277 00:13:25,871 --> 00:13:28,371 I make jokes; Edwin passes gas, and you... 278 00:13:28,507 --> 00:13:31,037 [ Burp ] ...you wipe out. - Derek, muzzle! 279 00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:33,477 - And don't sweat the whole falling in a box in front of Sam 280 00:13:33,612 --> 00:13:36,622 thing, he won't tell anybody at school. Of course, I might. 281 00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:38,819 - Derek! - Oh! 282 00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:41,021 - Casey! - Marty! Hey! 283 00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:44,663 - Edwin! - Everyone enough! [ Arguing ] 284 00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:50,797 - Oh! - Klutzilla returns. - Whoa. 285 00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:52,770 - Come on, your mom's cooking isn't that bad. 286 00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:55,168 - Derek, you are a cruel, insensitive jerk! 287 00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:58,341 - Oh, Casey. 288 00:13:58,470 --> 00:14:01,910 - Lizzie. You know, Derek, I have to agree. 289 00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:03,611 You just take things too far. 290 00:14:03,742 --> 00:14:06,382 - Sorry, dad. Was I being clueless? Ha! Ha! 291 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,782 Oh! - Oh! 292 00:14:08,914 --> 00:14:12,324 - Don't... even think of it. 293 00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:14,291 Sorry, Nora. 294 00:14:18,924 --> 00:14:20,264 [ Door creaking open ] 295 00:14:20,392 --> 00:14:22,602 - Wha...!? 296 00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:25,733 - My sister needs to go to school tomorrow, 297 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,665 but she's afraid everyone's going to make fun of her. 298 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,100 - She's probably right. 299 00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:30,695 - Tell your brother to lay off. 300 00:14:30,836 --> 00:14:33,706 He's making it worse, a lot worse. 301 00:14:33,839 --> 00:14:37,979 - Are you nuts? Tell him yourself. I dare you. 302 00:14:45,951 --> 00:14:47,251 [ Knock at door ] 303 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,216 - Hey. 304 00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:50,885 - How are you doing? 305 00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:52,893 - Good. What's up? 306 00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:55,285 - It's Casey. 307 00:14:55,427 --> 00:14:58,027 Do you think maybe you could stop being mean to her? 308 00:14:58,163 --> 00:15:00,633 - I really don't see that happening. 309 00:15:00,766 --> 00:15:02,466 - But she actually needs your help. 310 00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:04,141 - She what? 311 00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:06,310 - Well, you're cool right? 312 00:15:06,438 --> 00:15:09,168 Maybe you could get the other kids at school to leave her alone. 313 00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:11,178 - Well, even if I could help which I wouldn't, 314 00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:13,050 she wouldn't accept my help, which I'm not offering. 315 00:15:13,178 --> 00:15:14,348 - But you have to! 316 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,880 - You're new here, 317 00:15:17,016 --> 00:15:19,746 so I'll forgive you for talking to me like that. 318 00:15:19,885 --> 00:15:22,245 - You don't have to forgive me, just help Casey. 319 00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:23,688 - Why do you care so much? 320 00:15:23,822 --> 00:15:25,062 - Well, she's my sister. 321 00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:28,430 - Is that all you got? Sorry, kid. 322 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,700 - She's your sister too. 323 00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:38,768 [ Knock at door ] 324 00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:42,514 - If that's George or Nora or Lizzie or Marty, please go away. 325 00:15:42,641 --> 00:15:44,811 [ Knock at door ] 326 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,380 What? - You forgot me. 327 00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:51,745 Oh, Edwin, but that happens a lot. 328 00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:54,554 - What do you want? - Well, I want to help you fix your rep at school. 329 00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,087 - Why do you care? 330 00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:58,061 - Well, I mean it's bound to get out that you're 331 00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:00,630 my stepsister and I mean, if you look bad, I look bad. 332 00:16:00,759 --> 00:16:03,659 - Touching, but you're the one who caused my problem in the first place, 333 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,526 so forgive me when I say get out! 334 00:16:06,665 --> 00:16:08,425 [ Knock at door ] 335 00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:10,497 Ooh! What?! 336 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,296 - You think I caused your problem? 337 00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:14,708 I think you're massively uncoordinated. 338 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,340 - You want proof that this is your fault? 339 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:17,675 Fine. 340 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,050 Incident number one: Our paths cross 341 00:16:20,179 --> 00:16:22,779 at school you insult me, I trip. 342 00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:27,548 Incident number two: 343 00:16:27,686 --> 00:16:31,456 I'm in kitchen, you insult me, I fall into box, 344 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:33,160 and that brings us to tonight. 345 00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:34,492 Incident number three: 346 00:16:34,626 --> 00:16:37,426 you taunt me, I dump dinner onto floor. 347 00:16:37,563 --> 00:16:41,133 - Wait a minute, I just had a horrible thought. 348 00:16:41,266 --> 00:16:45,596 There's another common element in all of these situations. 349 00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,908 Another person. - Who? 350 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,410 - You don't like Sam, do you? 351 00:16:50,542 --> 00:16:53,182 - What? No, I don't even know him. 352 00:16:53,312 --> 00:16:56,922 - He was with me that day at school. 353 00:16:57,049 --> 00:17:00,289 And he was with me when you fell in the box. 354 00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:02,589 - Besides, he wasn't even there for incident number three. 355 00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:06,031 - No, no, not in person, but think again. 356 00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:08,528 And don't sweat the whole falling in a box in front of 357 00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:12,460 Sam thing, he won't tell anybody at school, of course I might. 358 00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:14,368 - You are so wrong. 359 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,600 Like I would ever "like" like one of your friends. 360 00:17:16,735 --> 00:17:18,835 - Well, I think you do, 361 00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:21,211 so you better get over it for the sake of your personal safety 362 00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:23,710 and of those around you. For the record, 363 00:17:23,842 --> 00:17:26,782 don't crush on my friends. 364 00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:46,201 - Frieda, I'm sorry I fell on you, but you got your retainer back, right? 365 00:17:46,331 --> 00:17:49,301 - I sure did. Thanks for asking, Klutzilla. 366 00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:00,584 - Emily, right? - Uh-huh. 367 00:18:00,712 --> 00:18:02,352 - Why aren't you hanging out with your new friend? 368 00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:06,151 - You mean Casey? I was just going to her locker. 369 00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:07,685 - And her locker's right over there, right? 370 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,350 - Right. 371 00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:17,156 Come on, let's go to class. - Okay. 372 00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:20,626 - Hey, Casey. I know your favourite season. Fall. 373 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:21,996 [ Laughter ] - It's okay, Em. 374 00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:24,604 You don't have to join me on my walk of shame. 375 00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:26,836 - I want to. I'm your friend. 376 00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:29,882 - Aw, you're awesome, Em. 377 00:18:30,008 --> 00:18:32,038 - What? One lawsuit isn't enough, huh? 378 00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:33,947 - Butt out, Corey. 379 00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:35,609 - You leave my butt out of this. 380 00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:39,317 - It's okay, Em. Corey, I showed that summons to my lawyer, 381 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:43,191 aka my step dad and he gave me some legal advice. 382 00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:49,360 - Alert the stair monitors, Klutzilla's back with a vengeance! 383 00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:51,595 - Corey, walk with me. 384 00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:58,141 So, how's the injury 385 00:18:58,270 --> 00:19:00,040 - Well, it hurts when I sit. 386 00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:02,012 - Yeah? Well, I need you to do me a favour. 387 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,911 - Sure, man, what is it? 388 00:19:04,042 --> 00:19:05,342 - Cut Casey some slack. 389 00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:06,877 - Why? 390 00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:09,352 - Cause she's my stepsister. 391 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,821 - No. - Yes. Afraid so. 392 00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:14,950 - Well, don't sweat it man. I won't tell anyone. 393 00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:18,017 - No, no, that's cool. Tell everyone, okay? 394 00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:21,225 - Swizzle. 395 00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:27,234 - What are you doing? - If this teasing's ever 396 00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:28,966 going to end, I've got to end it myself. 397 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:31,241 - How? - I've written this speech. 398 00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:33,540 - "I know that deep down you're all decent people... 399 00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:36,842 Decent people?" Casey, these are high school kids. 400 00:19:36,975 --> 00:19:38,835 - I can reach them. I know I can. 401 00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:40,807 - It's just not a good idea, Casey. 402 00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:43,416 - People in this school need to know that teasing hurts. 403 00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:47,219 - Casey, no! You have to get out of the spotlight, not walk back into it. 404 00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:50,392 - Thanks, Em, but my decision's made. I have to do this. 405 00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:52,822 All right everyone listen up. I have something to say. 406 00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:54,958 - Derek, you have to stop Casey. 407 00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:57,233 She's going to make a speech asking people to be nice. 408 00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:59,702 - No. - Yes. - Well, I can't stop her. 409 00:19:59,831 --> 00:20:01,871 She won't listen to me. - What's up? 410 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,270 - Gather around don't be shy. 411 00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:04,772 - Well, somebody's got to stop Case 412 00:20:04,903 --> 00:20:06,743 from making a fool of herself, again. 413 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,242 And that would be you. 414 00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:11,483 She's going to make a speech to the entire student body. 415 00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:13,980 - I'm all over it... 416 00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:17,682 - Yeah, I know that deep down you're all decent people and you probably don't realize how... 417 00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:19,916 - Hi, Casey. What's up? 418 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,822 - I'm making an announcement. 419 00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:23,964 - Don't bother. Here, I'll walk you to class. 420 00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:26,829 - Okay, thanks. 421 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,989 Never mind. 422 00:20:29,127 --> 00:20:30,927 - Do you think they're together? 423 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:35,333 - That's Derek's sister. Yeah. 424 00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:40,610 [ Sigh ] - She's saved. 425 00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:46,109 [ School bell ] 426 00:20:46,244 --> 00:20:49,654 - Thanks for walking me, and for stopping me from making that speech. 427 00:20:49,781 --> 00:20:51,181 - It's cool. 428 00:20:51,316 --> 00:20:52,986 So, I'll see you around. 429 00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:55,118 - See ya. 430 00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:00,290 - Klutzilla. 431 00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:10,644 - Hey, this is actually good. Who made this? 432 00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:13,739 - Me. - It's delicious. And the crust... 433 00:21:13,872 --> 00:21:16,382 who knew potato chips could taste better? [ Marty laughs ] 434 00:21:16,508 --> 00:21:19,908 - And I've got to say, it's not totally awful. 435 00:21:20,045 --> 00:21:22,105 Well done Casserole Casey. 436 00:21:22,247 --> 00:21:25,717 - Casserole Casey. I like that. 437 00:21:25,851 --> 00:21:28,491 - I want a nickname. - You can be Marty the Munchkin. 438 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:30,420 - And you can be Derek the Snort. 439 00:21:30,555 --> 00:21:33,585 [ Laughter ] - No, Marty, it's got to have a "d" in it. 440 00:21:33,725 --> 00:21:36,455 Like Derek the Doorknob. - Or Derek the Devil. 441 00:21:36,595 --> 00:21:39,355 - Ha, ha! [ Laughter ] 442 00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:42,128 - Come on, I'm waiting. 443 00:21:42,267 --> 00:21:44,837 - Nah, you know what? I think I've heard enough name-calling. 444 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:48,070 - You got nothing. - You're right, but your friend 445 00:21:48,206 --> 00:21:52,006 Sam mentioned one, from when you had really long hair in grade seven. 446 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,754 - Can you pass the butter? 447 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,380 - Sure thing, Derika. 448 00:21:57,516 --> 00:21:59,886 [ Laughter ] 449 00:22:00,018 --> 00:22:02,748 - [Kids]: Derika! Derika! 450 00:22:02,888 --> 00:22:05,958 Derika! Derika! Derika! 451 00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:12,761 Closed captioning: Technicolor, Creative Services - Montreal 452 00:22:12,811 --> 00:22:17,361 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35286

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