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Why are you frowning?

I failed the 9th grade again.

- Let's go to your father. - Hey, uncle!

I lost my card game because of you.

Listen to me, Uncle. Listen to me!

I'll get you a BJ for free.

- Really? - Yes.

Come on! Come on. Bj for free!

Only because I respect your age I'm not saying anything.

Laal Dhaari! What kind of a son have you given birth to.

Sometimes on the roof, the fields, the hills he's caught everywhere.

What are you being the judge for?

If the bullet is shot, you'll pee your pants.

Get lost.

I'll shoot you.

There will be gun fire.

Even your mother was like this.

The b**ch would be caught everyday. With different men, every time.

She was very good but never had the brains.

Just like you.

Today, I'll use the gun. I'll destroy the last memory of that b**ch.

That b**ch, god knows...

You don't deserve a gun.

Very funny, isn't it?

Very funny, isn't it? You fool...

Stop laughing. Stop laughing.

Run! Run away just like your mother did.

Don't you dare come back.

I will never come back, Laal Dhaari!

I'll shoot you even if you try.

I lay the sack and you want to enjoy it? Get lost from here.

Have you written your name on this?

Yes, do you want me to show you? Go away.

See what's written. Kadambari! Can you even read?

- Is your name written? - Yes.

There. It's rubbed off now.

Ass! You want to rub my name off.

I'll tell Rajesh. It's not a theorem. You want to rub my name off.

You're very over smart! You rubbed my name off.

You have lost it, since the time Rajesh has come.

Watch what you are saying. Do you even know who Rajesh is?

I want to be just like him. This is my favorite film. Go away.

I'll stop the screening.

Go! Do it.

Bade Babu (landlord) has become too smart, these days. I'll show him his place today.

Have you lost it?

I haven't lost it. He has.

Can't he see? With love from Rajesh.

My favorite film was on, "Teri Mehrbaniya", he ruined it!

You keep calm. His bitch has given pups.

Jessi?

Yes.

When?

Is it a male or female?

It was 5 days back.

Let's go, let's go.

Wait, wait...

Let me start this.

Pepsi, thumbs-up!

Pepsi! Pepsi! - Hey...

I'm all yours for the whole day, Mannu.

You have such a fair body.

I've applied talcum powder.

I was thirsty for your love.

Quench my thirst.

- Don't leave me today. - Tear her apart.

For my sake, Munna... Give me freedom.

Let me give you freedom. You'll have to free me too.

It's been so long...

Asshole!

- Why are you hitting me? - You are touching me since so long.

You've been touching me since so long!

Let him go.

What happened?

He's a child, you'll end up killing him.

He was touching my chest!

Stop it! I twas a mistake. Sit.

Child? Open his pants and check, he'll be like your father.

I think he's back.

Run, Munna.

Give me coins, I need to make a call.

Here you go.

What is this?

I don't have change.

You never will have it. Robber.

This isn't your Bagi Baliya (Village name).

This is Delhi!

Why so you do all this?

What joy do you get by all this?

I do all this for Vijay (penis).

I'm 21 now, I want to loose my virginity.

The world has lost it, even you will. Patience.

I don't know about that. I wake up with one aim and sleep with the same.

My Vijay doesn't ring it makes thing ring.

Oh, Kerry?

Someone seems to be calling you.

- I don't want to go. - You have a phone call.

Hello?

What's up! Kadambari here.

Oh God, I thought you forgot me.

Would I call you if I had forgotten?

Listen, she's getting married.

You should come, it will be fun.

Amazing! Who is she getting married to?

I don't earn much. You come here and I'll tell you, if I talk so long on the phone I'll be broke.

Listen, there is a dance too. You will enjoy all this.

And, bring me a mobile phone and some clothes.

I don't want a Chinese one.

Really? Are you serious?

Yes, yes. And get tickets for tomorrow morning.

Stop. Keep an arms distance.

Okay, did you get the medicine?

Yes.

Can't you hear me?

I had to tell you a 100 times, that's when you got me these sleeping pills.

Is that how much you love me?

I love you with all my life, Jyoti.

Why do you want to spoil your performance.

See, only when my I give these to my family, can I get out of the house at night.

Understood, Professor's boy?

Okay now, go. I'll see you tomorrow.

And what's happening with Brijesh?

You'll have been exchanging too many books these days.

I'm warning you, it's not going to end well.

Is it? What are you going to do?

What will I do?

Yes, what will you do?

See this. I bought it today itself, for 1 rupee.

You ask me to stay at arms distance while others are hugging you.

I swear on my books, I'll kill him.

If he comes even an inch close to you.

Hey, don't take it to your heart.

It won't happen again. I swear on you.

Okay?

Go now. I'll see you tomorrow.

The photo shoot is confirmed, right?

Yes, it's confirmed.

You finished?

The entire model has changed in 3 years, eh?

Haven't you read, change is the rule of nature.

You look like a pig yourself.

Don't talk nonsense, it's called style.

Kadambari, who is she, man?

She lives in Nanihal. She's Raghu Chavhan's granddaughter.

Her name is Jyoti. She lives with her grandfather instead of her father.

Her father couldn't control the female population in his house.

The expenditure of the house went up.

That's why she's here.

How long has she been here?

Long. Her mother had 3 daughters before her.

She's the fourth.

Her father sent her here.

Why?

Yeah. That's what everyone say..

..when they didn't have a son, the father said I can't take care of four.

So she's here. And her father is still practicing.

God, give me a Dhoni.

Say what you want, the girl is sexy.

Come on, I'll show you the pup. It's amazing.

Come on.

Be careful.

I'm waiting for it to grow big. Then, I'll take it and go away from here.

I have just come and you want me to see dogs?

It's not just a dog, it's my life.

I'll make that dog mate with a female dog then see the miracle.

Can you ever think like humans?

No.

My family members died keeping this band business on.

What did they get?

Instruments? I don't want to do that.

I want to make money. It doesn't matter if it comes from a dog or a b**ch.

And anyway, that's not any normal pup.

It's the same b**ch from the movie and the dog is from our village.

It's going to be very unique.

You took it to heart, man.

Let's go. Show me the dogs and b**tch too.

It's a serious matter.

I know it's serious. Come along.

- We shall win, there shall be rum. - If we don't, there will be bombs.

We'll have to send you back. We won't keep you here at all.

Fill everything up in this itself.

Keep this separately.

That is for you.

That's a man!

Mani Singh, hit the music! - Play the song!

What happened?

Sir... Someone pinched my bum.

When did I do that?

Tell me. Is this a joke?

Don't you'll have women in your house?

What? My days are not so pathetic that I'd pinch her.

I don't even know her name.

It's the Professor's boy. Suraj.

Come on, apologize. Apologize or there won't be any dance.

No dance, yeah. I warn you there won't be any dancing.

Should I lift this up?

I didn't pinch you and I won't apologize.

Do I look like a fool to you?

Listen son, why don't you just apologize?

Go f**k yourself!

What did he say?

Go f**k yourself!

Listen, this is a very dangerous area, start dancing or they'll hit you and bury you alive.

That Newton guy, he forgot to write his 4th law.

What?

That after peeing there will always be 2 drops in your underwear.

I always clean it off properly after I pee.

Like this!

Pee, pee. Pee as much as you want.

I could get you 2 drops if you ask for it.

Come home, I'll show you the 5th law.

Doesn't even let me pee.

I'll go see him and come.

Why did you get late?

I bunked the physics class for you.

I had to arrange things.

Do you have to arrange things or speak to Brijesh?

Do you want to get the photos clicked? Or should I just leave?

Brijesh has a touch screen phone. This one.

Can you buy me one?

So this is why you have been running around here and there.

Stop talking about here and there. The point is can you buy this for me or not?

I'll get it for you.

I'll speak to dad and I'll buy it for you.

Promise?

Promise.

Should we take the photograph?

Keep the bag away.

Ma'am, could you move to that side?

You move 2 inches away from her.

Will you take less money, if I get away from her?

The photograph will be spoiled.

You don't point my mistakes, you just click the picture.

Pull your dupatta a little down.

That's it.

Ready?

Very good.

Super hit.

When you buy me the touch phone, I'll make this picture the wallpaper.

Let's go?

Kadambari? You selfie queen, come down.

Come down, will you.

Click a picture. Fast.

See the phone is okay, but love will bring you happiness.

- Nothing else. - Take a video.

You don't know anything. Don't irritate.

- Do it. - Wait, wait...

It has to change the mode.

Take it. Who is the boy with her?

- Suraj, the professors son. - Okay.

Chinese phone.

I'm going to Delhi.

You just came.

Hey, Kadambari. Listen...

Help me get that girl.

- Show me her house. - I can't do that.

What kind of a friend are you?

On one condition.

What?

You will help me steal the pup from the Bade Babu's house.

Your pup is going to get is in trouble. I'm going to hit you.

Why this misconception? There are no ghosts.

Woah! He has so many guavas.

We'll eat guavas.

My pant tore.

Hold it.

All he wanted was the successor to his dynasty.

What will you gain by doing this?

The oldie is sleeping.

Arjun said, to fight me you...

Let's go. Check for the male one.

Feed her.

Give me the biscuit.

Get the pup. Fast.

Will you hurry up.

Close it.

Doesn't it look good?

Yes, yes. Check if it's a male.

Yup.

Check if he is potent.

Look it will make noise and then the oldie will wake up.

Let him wake up! Check first.

This one's shy.

He's the one!

Put the others inside.

What are you going to name it?

At least name it.

Lakhan.

Lakhan...

- Grandpa? - You, pup thieves...

We were not stealing them, we were playing with them.

Run, run. Let's go!

What are the two of you doing here?

Puppy thieves!

He had some work so we came here.

Wait! Why are you running away.

What happened, father?

These donkeys came to rob our puppies.

- You came to rob my pups? - Not at all.

We never came to rob it! We only wanted to play with Lakhan.

Who is Lakhan?

Lakhan lives here?

I told you, we came to see the pup. Get your hands off me.

You act so smart!

You came to steal the pup! You think it's an ordinary pup?

Why are you hitting him...

Get out! run otherwise I'll make you a biscuit.

- Get out! Out! - Stop hitting him.

Get out!

Get out! I'll break your face.

Run for your life.

Let's go.

Shall I tell you something? Will you promise not to laugh?

Tell me.

One day I'll kill Bade Babu.

Are you nuts? You'll kill a man for a dog?

I'll have to take revenge for the insults, won't I?

And, it's not only about the dog.

Remember Rajesh?

The one who committed a murder because of a video game and then got arrested under section 307?

He didn't get arrested, he went absconding.

He was my age, when he was the only man to use a gun in our area.

He is not any ordinary man.

He is a very big business man.

He left from here in shorts, he returned suited up with glares.

He has a business of dogs.

He supplies dog to what's that, America, France, New Zealand.

I want to do business with him.

I want to be a big man.

I'll have to take something, won't I, if I have to offer partnership?

I'll start with one pup.

And, what is this 302 and 307?

Once you are in a train, it's all down the drain.

Namaste, Papa (daddy).

How useless are you two?

Sitting like worms in a dirty drain.

Fools.

There's smoke coming out of your butt.

My butt catches fire every time. I see you.

Let me extinguish it?

Should I come there?

Get out!

Dad, I want my pocket money for the past 8 months.

But since the past 9 months I haven't received my salary.

I don't care. I want it.

What is this tone you have?

If I'd got the salary, you would have got your pocket money.

You are fooling me.

See this. See?

I got it in February.

After that?

March, April, May, June. July, August, September, October and now November.

It's caught up for the past 9 months.

See for yourself.

Do you still not trust me?

I... I swear on my books.

I'm not fooling you. I swear.

Okay, I believe you.

But what happened to my glasses?

I'll get it for you by next Monday.

I won't spare you, you rat! You ran away with my marbles, you ass!

I was playing because it's the weekend. I don't play everyday.

Yeah, that's because you top your class.

Stop all this studying.

All day, you're watching TV, going out or roaming about.

The result is not out yet. We'll talk when it comes.

Result? It's out.

And, you haven't passed.

Even this time, you've failed.

It's high time you join Maya Band party.

Anyway, nor could I ever study, neither could your grandpa.

And mark my words, nor will you be able to.

Next wedding, you will come with us. Understood?

Kishore is not coming next time.

We need someone on the jingles.

Fill the water.

It's like a funeral!

Come one, come all. Brothers and sisters...

You'd have bought it for me if you loved me.

Now, you're just making me a fool.

I'm not fooling you, that phone is very expensive.

So, it's obviously going to take some time.

I've been asking for it since when. Get it, get it. Do you hear me?

No.

Let dad's salary come, I'll definitely buy it.

Maximum, dad will be a little bugged.

Yeah, it's always the same excuse.

Let dad get his salary.

By the time your dad gets his salary, everything will be over.

Stop the cycle.

Didn't you hear me? Stop.

Give me my bag!

Now, till I don't get my touch phone, I won't even let you touch me.

Understood?

There's a wedding next week in the house.

If I don't get a phone by then, we break up!

And, listen!

When your heart breaks, there will be pain.

And when it pains, here... Yes, 3 tablets!

Morning, noon and night.

Pain Killers!

Might just help.

Jyoti!

Hey, Jyoti?

Where are you going?

To the toilet, you wanna come?

If you have erectile dysfunction or heart ache, then...

Let's go.

Hey! You fool!

- Brother? - Yeah?

What?

I can't control anymore. I'll do it in my pants.

Dogs pee here and there, are you a dog?

Bro, I'm the biggest dog in the world, with the biggest leg.

- Let me go. - Go, pee.

Don't get a flood here.

She's here. She's here.

Leave the cycle.

I'll see you at Puniya. Go, go.

Listen? Listen, please.

Where had you gone, so late at night?

To the toilet.

Why? Do you have a problem?

Isn't there a toilet in your grandfather's house?

Listen, you are very beautiful.

Is this the first time you are seeing a girl?

Not a girl, I'm seeing so much beauty for the first time.

Great, send sweets to the neighborhood tomorrow.

Okay. Can I ask you something?

Yeah?

Will you answer me?

At this time in the night, you get only answers. Nothing else.

Say what you have to fast. I don't have time.

I... I... I Love you.

Na.. Nana?

Oh, Nana (Grandpa)?

Nana? Oh, Nana?

Nana? Open the door.

Nana, nana... Hail Nana!

But Nana's house doesn't have a toilet.

Take all of it. Don't give me any.

Son of a b**ch.

Ass! You're already going to prostitutes?

Doesn't even have a penny but wants to spend dollars.

Stop it, oldie. Its my money, okay?

I've earned it.

Listen you little rat, this money is mine.

And, I'm the owner.

Take it then. It's your money, keep it.

Ass, because I killed those pigs, you can see all this money.

Do it. Should I open it?

Why are you doing this? Why have you grown your hair?

Hair like a pigs.

Lower your eyes. Lower them.

I know what you do in the lanes of Delhi.

Understood?

Lower your eyes. Lower them.

Hey, oldie! I'm taking your cycle.

Wait. Wait!

That's... That's my cycle.

Stop! Or I'll create havoc.

Suraj? Suraj?

There you go, your glasses.

Dad, this is the heights of misery.

You put my lens in your own frame?

Try and understand the situation, son.

I have not got my salary.

There's so much expenditure. What to do?

I understand everything.

All I have to do is study like a donkey day and night. You know that.

Seriously, dad? That underwear is mine.

And all this doesn't matter.

I have given mine to be stitched, it will be back tomorrow.

I'm late for school.

I don't care, remove my underwear.

I bought this from the money I won at the BDO competition. Remove it.

What you're doing is not right.

And, I've heard you got the salary for this month?

Could you give me my pocket money?

People are instigating you against me.

Take this.

Don't waste it, okay?

Go, you'll be late.

Suraj, even a sim card costs more than 100 rupees. Understood?

Jyoti...

You're physics is wrong.

You'll get a call, pick it up.

9820531215.

And, the recharge... I've done the recharge.

- The number you are trying to call is busy. - Shut up.

It rang, it rang! Sssh.

Hello?

I'm Kerry.

Yes, tell me.

Your voice is very sweet.

Shut up. Stop fooling me.

Why will I fool you?

So, that boy, Suraj, what's your scene with him?

He's a fool. Let that go.

So, what else?

What can I say. You are happy and that's enough.

Yeah.

Let me know if you need anything.

Call me if that Suraj harasses you.

I'll teach him a lesson.

- Jyoti! - Listen, Nana is calling me.

- I'll speak to you later. - Listen, listen...

See, I'll teach you something.

Listen carefully.

The thing is I'm not used to this bye.

So, every time. before you cut the call, give me a... sweet kiss.

- Yeah. - Are you deaf?

- What? I just taught you something. - Jyoti!

Are you dead?

Brilliant!

Look, it's not right. Understood?

I will get you a touch phone.

I've asked dad for the money.

I love you.

I could kill myself for you.

That's why I'm staying away from you.

All you can do is give your life and nothing else.

And your dad, he won't even give you air, money is a separate issue.

Listen, you are mine because I loved you first.

Why aren't you saying anything?

You love me right?

Jyoti?

Why aren't you saying anything?

Listen! This is the last time I'm telling you.

If you don't love me. First I'll kill you and then myself!

Understood?

- Yeah, tell me? - Where are you?

I just saw Suraj enter Gandhar Inter Public School.

- So? - Are you coming or should I handle it?

No, no, you don't do anything.

Stay right there, keep an eye on him.

Listen, is everything ready?

Come fast, fast.

- Where did you see him? - Inside, inside.

Where are you going?

- I'm locking it, what if he runs away? - Do it, fast.

Come here.

Today, we'll set him straight.

He's going to have, let's just find him first.

- There! There he is. - Catch the ass.

Catch him! Catch him...

P.T Usha's son, aren't you?

Get hold of that donkey!

Kerry!

Kerry, come soon, he's getting away.

Hey! Leave him alone.

You've got a lot of guts, haven't you? You want to kill Jyoti?

You want to kill Jyoti, eh?

Give it to me. Give me the gun.

Lower your gaze! Look down.

Here.

What is this? You want me to shave him with this?

Dad hid the gun.

You'll have to make do with this itself.

Thakur is my, okay?

- Even we are goons! - Hey, shut up!

He won't even be able to bend a hair on my body. Understood?

Listen up! You want to love Jyoti, go on.

I won't stop you. But I warn you, maintain your distance!

Otherwise, I will cut this off!

You won't even be able to demand a dowry!

Keep your Vijay in it's place.

Understood?

Professor's son!

Better stay in your limits!

Let's go, Kadambari. Come on.

Keep in your limits.

I'll damage your tool otherwise.

Let's go. Hey! Lower your gaze.

Tell me this, this whole fight for guns..

..why is Baliya (village) called Bagi (rebel).

Can I say it?

There are a lot of gardens here, may be that's why it's called bagi (garden).

I really think, Fultine, you should shut up!

Don't try to be Superman.

He is hunter...

So why don't you tell us?

Bade babu, this Baliya is by Baagis that is rebels.

A.P, Shandrashekar, Mangal Pandey.

We didn't get independence in 1942 just like that?

So the important thing is that a rebel's only weapon is a gun.

So, Bhaiya (brother) when a gun is shot, does a man die?

You're being influenced by a lot of films!

When a bullet goes into the body, it first vibrates.

And then, it cuts a piece of the body and it's out. Boom!

Does the blood pressure rise when you get shot?

Bade Babu, I don't know that, but I know how to take care of your blood pressure.

Brother? Are you increasing my blood pressure or decreasing it?

Sometimes I doubt the fact that you'll are from Baliya or not.

This is all because of Rajesh.

They've made it so grand.

He has a business of dogs. See I've kept his boot there.

I can't believe he earned so much money by selling dogs.

It's a business, bro. Business.

She takes money, go get the drinks.

Hold this.

- What happened? - Let's get out of here.

He's the same guy, isn't he?

So what if Thakur is there? I'm not scared.

His dad is from the era of goons.

I can hit him.

He always has the tools. A.K 47. Let's get out of here.

Whose is it?

- The red one. Red, red... - Red one?

Wait, I'll show him how it's done.

Come on fight for it. Come, come.

Wait, wait, wait...

There, there. Done!

- Hold it. - That one's falling.

It's falling.

Hello?

Hi. How are you?

I'm good. You tell me.

- Can I say something? - Yeah, tell me?

Grandpa is not at home. Don't you want to come.

Really? No one is at home?

Yes, really. Come over.

I really want to see you.

Okay. Then let's meet in the Potato warehouse. By 9?

Promise?

Absolutely.

Okay, can I ask you something?

Yes, you can ask me whatever you want.

Your mother ran away, didn't she?

She ran away with an asshole!

The least she could do is tell Laal Dhari, I'm his son. It wouldn't be so chaotic then.

They have made me the die in a game of Ludo.

She was a slut.

Okay then, I'll go. Okay?

Listen, what had I taught you the other day?

Has your kite also broken?

Kerry?

Is that you?

Yes, it's me. Come.

You smoke too?

Sometimes.

Really?

You don't know how to smoke. Why are you doing it?

So then teach me.

I'll teach you.

Come, I'll show you the potatoes.

You came here to talk to me or show me potatoes?

Give it to me, I'll keep it.

Yeah.

- It's good isn't it? - It's cold.

Come, take the blanket.

You smell good.

Can I tell you a joke?

Tell me.

There were two brothers, Aloo and Chakaloo.

They were sleeping in a dog basket.

The dog kicked them so they cried, the cat farted so they laughed.

Look at that.

What?

1..2..3.. You get three dimples.

I know.

- You eat Pan Masala, do you? - Yes I do. So?

Listen, you're not on your period are you?

Nope. It's over.

Don't you wash your underwear?

I do, but sometimes Vijay gets too excited.

Yuck...

There's fire.

I'll extinguish all fires, today.

It's going to be difficult.

You get success only when things are difficult, isn't it?

I'll make everything cold.

There's a fire!

- Fire! Move... - I'll make everything cold...

Shit! I have super bad luck.

Enough is enough. I'll hit him now.

You want some.

Smart ass, you can't hit the person you are supposed to.

Sitting here and doing nothing.

Once I get a gun, I'll kill the asshole!

- Hey, Tunva? - Yes, Brother?

Get him a gun.

Let's see what he can do once he get's the gun.

What if he can't kill him?

If he can't kill him, then I'll kill him, Superman.

He's Thakur's friend. I'm sure the boy can do at least that much.

Suraj, I'll get you the gun, but you will have to buy the bullets.

There's a lot of problem with money. Everything's like hell.

Dad just doesn't give me any money.

You tell the boy I will give him the money.

Alright! We need 1200 rupees.

Okay?

What happened? Ask your dad.

I think my father is fooling me.

He says he hasn't recieved the salary for 9 months.

No, he's getting his salary.

Okay, so this time when he gets his salary, I'll get you proof.

Brother, everything's out. Let's go?

Let's go.

Suraj? There's a Pooja (ceremony) at Jyoti's house tomorrow. Aren’t you going?

Idiot, when her grandfather hasn't invited me how will I go?

Exactly. What wrong with you.

Hey, Suraj.

Keep shaking.

Who did that?

This is not good.

Come. Come and have sweets.

- Tridhan? - Yes, Chauhan.

All these people are demanding Puri.

- These people are all always hungry. - Bloody beggars.

A bag of cement fell in the Rasgula (sweet).

They can digest that, they belong to Bagi Baliya after all.

Just check the bed. Sit and see.

- Is it good? - Yeah, it will last for a 100 years.

This is where I'll have my first night.

Come on, let's go start the Pooja.

Yes, yes, let's get it over with.

The oldie isn't getting a bathroom made but wants to have his first night.

The first night is going to happen right here.

Is it? - Yes.

Jyoti?

Jyoti?

Jyoti?

What were you doing there?

I was just putting something properly.

You're in the wrong hands. Nothing will be right.

Neither up nor down.

Come on, come along.

Wait.

Hold the baby.

Hold it.

He sleeps a lot, just like his father.

Hold this.

What do I do with this?

Give it to him if he gets up.

I'll see you later, then?

Wake up. Drink your milk?

Okay, sleep.

Just like me even you are a question.

What a body...

Can you even see it?

It's heavy, must be expensive.

Yeah. I removed it from my aunt's locker.

She doesn't know.

Listen, even I want one.

I'll get you one. A better one.

I'm not joking, I really want one.

I told you I'll get it. It's expensive. You want me to sell my kidney?

Even my mother didn't run away with so much gold.

Look, Kerry, if I don't get a necklace, forget about me.

Understood?

No either the necklace or you lose. Understood?

You ruined the whole mood.

Do you have a matchbox?

Take this.

You want me to light a lamp with this?

When I'm asking for a matchbox, you should give me a bidi (cheap cigarette) too.

I'll light it for you. Give.

Here, light it.

Get up, how much will you sleep? Come on.

Wake up, come on.

I was right here.

The food will get over, come eat.

Get up. Come on.

Dad, why do the band members get food at the very end?

Shut up and eat your food.

Where is our gun?

Why? What is it?

No. It's a weapon, I'm just asking. It could be handy.

When I had a fight with Sudhama, I bought it then.

I got rid of it when the matter was over.

So if the matter is solved with Sudhama, we won't have any more matters?

I have 100 enemies. What are you going to do if something happens tomorrow?

Don't act too smart, okay?

I know everything.

What you are up to.

And take care of the band party now, that's it.

That's not it.

If you hide the gun, you think I can't find one?

Every man gets lucky.

I will kill Bade Babu, anyhow.

I'm born a man, I'll live like one too.

I can't do all this, dad.

- Kadambari. - Yes, dad?

Just check what this is?

Oh God! That's a tooth.

How did it break?

What? Has a tooth ever broken by eating a Gulab Jamun?

The cook... Sherba!

What have you made?

Show me?

Let's bury it in the soil, dad?

Okay, take it and bury it.

Come here.

Here, have this.

He's using his mouth...

Never use your mouth on a chillum (pipe) or woman.

Understood?

Who have you taken after?

Always with a girl.

You've lost it, you idiot.

Only because of this habit of yours I sometimes feel you are my son.

That's why you are alive.

Otherwise I would have killed you.

You have a very good job.

Go away.

You dumb asshole.

When you were not interested, why did you start it?

I told you I'm not interested...

Why don't you get it! I'm not interested!

What happened? Has your Vijay stop working?

If you do this, you'll be killed!

Come home. See what I do.

If I don't spoil what Jyoti and you have... Wait and watch.

Where are you going?

Why are you going?

Both you father and son are pigs!

Not pigs, rebels! That's what we are.

The fish in a small pond stink so much.

Always go for the bigger pond.

The phone is not reachable.

Jyoti is fooling you. Don't you get it?

Give me a phone only then will I talk to you, a necklace to touch me.

I'm afraid your Vijay is going to freeze into an ice cream.

Bade Babu is also getting too involved.

I have myself seen it.

I swear on Lakhan.

Peel the fish.

I'll not peel him, I'll slaughter him.

If I see anybody else with Jyoti I'll cut them off.

You took it to heart.

He is emptying the whole shop

Biscuits, snacks, lemon juice, lollipops.

- I'll take care of Bade Babu. - Eat. Try it.

Take it.

Is it done?

It's still raw.

There's no salt.

What? Peed your pants, did you?

It's not just a gun, it's guts.

If you fire it right, then well and good or you'd just be dead yourself.

Get up.

I'll explain a few things, understand them for your own good.

Otherwise, we'll have to attend your funeral instead of Kerry's.

How are you going to use this?

Not Bollywood! Has to be Hollywood.

Just like Bond.

Another thing, don't get too excited.

If you do it too soon, you'll have a cake instead of a palm.

How are you going to take it?

Get it out!

Like this.

It goes like this with your tool.

And your shirt like this...

So now when you are frisked nothing is found.

Make sure you take care of it.

Brother? What about his money?

I cant let you take it on credit.

Thakur, I'm not taking it as a gift.

I'll return the money even if I have to sell all my books.

And my books are very expensive.

I can manage 1200 rupees some how.

I haven't studied a lot.

We'll have to take coaching classes.

- Yeah, we could do that. - Do you want to start studying?

Okay then, I'll see you at class.

Okay Jyoti, see you.

All this is not right.

If I didn't loved you I wouldn't be doing all this nonsense.

You still have time, listen to me.

Didn't you have enough when you were hit?

Need some more?

Mend your ways, or you'll be beat up again.

He can't do anything to me.

Let him say anything to me and see what I do.

Up till now I was just kidding, but this time I'll really kill him.

- Really? - First I'll kill him and then you.

I've made the arrangements.

Go kill Kerry first, okay?

Tomorrow is Saturday, I'll be fasting.

Not day after, but on Monday.

I'll send Kerry myself.

Let's see who kills whom.

Yeah, yeah. Send him at 8 o'clock to the factory.

I just have to buy bullets now, Jyoti.

But you send your darling.

Yup, I'll send him.

First convince your father to give you money for the bullets.

Or what are you going to use to fire? Grass?

Why is that so less?

It doesn't belong to your father. I gave you as much I could. Go now.

Next.

The people at Delhi are failing. Your government is going to fall.

First go save who needs to be saved.

Deal with the government later.

I know where all this oil is going.

Come on, Suraj. Even I don't want oil from him.

Listen up, you monkey face. Our oil is coming from Iraq.

We've already got the pipeline.

Superman.

Next.

What is it? What's so funny, eh?

I'll fly you to the sky and then drop you.

You'll burst just like a pumpkin.

- Do you have a passport to go to Iraq? - Yes, I have a driving license.

If the government changes this election, understand that everything will be pure.

It will change, Uncle. It definitely will.

What election are you talking about? The election is after 3 years.

Who knows if you'll be there to vote or will be Late Mr.

- Wants to change the government. - Move ahead, change the government later.

I have a letter for you.

Oh. Give it.

Give me biscuits then I'll give you the letter.

Give it to me. I'll get you biscuits.

Kadambari, get him some biscuits. Go.

Give me a packet of biscuits.

7 rupees.

Here.

I don't have change, can I give you candy?

Do you have 5 rupees?

Yup I have it.

Give it.

Count it. Is the math okay?

Let's go.

Dear, Kerry..

I'm good. I hope even you are well.

The transformer in our area has been burnt.

And that is why my phone is off.

Don't come home, aunty has created a scene.

Suraj has been harassing me almost everyday, at the old factory.

He says he'll kill us both.

Meet Suraj at 8 o'clock near the old factory.

Only you can explain things to him.

It's a rose, why be afraid of the thorns.

It's a rose, why be afraid of the thorns.

We're in love! Nothing's going to tear us apart.

Yours, Jyoti Chauhan. Class 11. Roll Number: 14.

Kerry, my love. Come and see me.

Attention!

Stand at ease.

Attention.

Fold your hands, close your eyes.

Ready for prayers. Start.

Why are you late?

Why?

Anything you have to tell me?

- Your father is fooling you. - What nonsense.

You're such a fool.

He's been fooling you for 9 months didn't your realize?

Just because I told you doesn't mean it's the truth.

See this. It's from February to November.

Every month he has been removing money from the ATM.

Fool.

Shit. My dad betrayed me.

Your father turned out to be a big miser.

Shut up. Otherwise I'll kick you where it hurts most.

Did you arrange for the bullets?

He should have the money, shouldn't?

You seem to have too many loans.

Listen, don't worry about the money. I need the bullets on Monday.

Nagina will give you the bullets.

Give him the money too.

If I don't get the money, I won't give him the bullets.

Even these two were there, Professor.

Stop talking so much.

At ease.

It's going fall in Bade Babu's house.

See

Hey, stop! Stop.

Stay right there.

Don't you dare go towards the dog.

You think it's your college wall, to jump in and out whenever you want?

Why had you come here?

- To take the gulli. - To take the gulli or rob my dog?

I came to take the gulli not the dog.

You have been after my dog. You won't change your ways like this, come on.

I'm going to take you to your father.

Bhopu! Hey, Bhopu!

What is it? What happened, Bade Babu?

Take care of your son or someday I will hit him.

I was not at all at fault.

See, see how arrogant he is.

Bade Babu, I'll explain it to him. Let him be. I'll take care of it.

Bloody nonsense, you'll take care of it! Everyday he jumps into my backyard.

He'll listen, don't worry. You go home and have some cold water.

Explain it nicely, or someday you'll have to go through hell.

Forget you, even your father can't teach me anything!

Saw that!

The day I get a gun and I don't shoot you, I will turn myself into a bastard.

Pee on my face if you have to.

I'll kill you and then take my Lakhan.

Hey smart ass, wait wait.

The day you get shot understand that it was me.

Understood?

You...

You... Get down! Get down, now.

Wants to shoot him.

Dumb idiot.

Tell me this, where am I supposed to run to after killing Bade Babu?

Even if you hide the gun, I am going to kill him.

Don't worry. We'll both be famous.

We'll become millionaires, we'll get more respect.

This band is not my cup of tea. I can't do all this.

You please leave this worthless job.

Hey! Hey, asshole.

Only when I play the band at your funereal will I leave this band party. Understood?

If you are not going to tell me, I'll ask Kerry.

Anyway I'm not a race horse, I'm a race dog.

I'll die but not do this. I can't do this stupidity.

Even your father will not have a choice.

Aren't you doing that?

What are you doing? That's exactly what you are doing. Stupidity!

I'm telling you I can't do this shit.

I'll die. I'll drown myself in the Ganga. But I can't do this nonsense.

Dad, there's no water in the toilet. Can you get me a bucket of water?

What are you doing, Suraj?

Don't do this, son. I'm telling you for your own good.

Until now I was doubtful, but now I have proof too.

You have got your salary every month and all you have done is fooled me.

It's not like that.

What no? Every month all you give me is 500 rupees and that troubles you.

I didn't give you the money is because I didn't want to spoil you.

You won't concentrate on your studies.

Dad, you have taken care of me ever since I was a child.

And when I come first in class, I do it for you not myself.

And what you have done today has had an impact on my heart and life both.

And, I need only 1200 rupees..

From the remaining money, buy mom some bangles and get the tap at home fixed.

Thakur?

That's the money you asked for.

I know I'm just Thakur for namesake, but at least there's a Thakur to my name.

I'm not a pimp!

Mare?

Yes, brother?

Give me the gun.

Think of this as 3 jewels.

Take care of these two.

Let me load the other.

If you use it wisely, then you'll need just one.

Now, do you remember the lesson, or do you need a revision?

I remember some of it.

What are you going to do with some of it?

This is not a trigonometry class that your father takes.

You're going to kill a pig... If you don't hit at the right place...

My mother used to say, the person who plays with fire is going to be burnt.

Because it's not necessary that if you can climb a girl you can fuck her too.

But if you do kill him, you'll be called brave.

What if I die?

If you die, then instead of the girl's respect you'll get a martyr's.

It's a rebellion! Nothing is wasted.

Brother? You'll be there tomorrow, right?

Have some curd for good luck.

Go.

Stand here peacefully.

If anyone touches you, I'll chop their hands off.

Listen, I'll be back.

I'll make you shine today.

You ran away!

You think it's your mother's?

Leave my cycle! I'll cut you to pieces.

Stop the cycle!

Asshole! That's a police officer's gun!

I had robbed it!

When will he come?

He'll come. And he doesn't have a gun like you do.

He must be scared. Let him come. Today, he's going to have bullets in him.

I'm going to test the gun today. First success.

You want to test the first bullet on me?

Why will I test it on you? If I test it on you, won't I fail?

You stay right here! Let him come.

Nagina, what time had Suraj said?

He said 7:30.

It must be 8 by now.

- Fultine? - Yes, brother?

Today, I give you the chance to repay all the money you have taken.

Don't worry, I'll repay every penny today.

Tunnu, you have been roaming about with the Thakur pride for so many years.

Teach the bastard a lesson.

Bloody shit! That's Kerry, isn't it?

Yeah, it looks like him.

Why are sitting like fools, catch him!

Hey, get down.

Run, run, run.

Superman, go ahead and see if he has any weapon.

Go fast.

This one has to die! Suraj is my friend.

Thakur has given his word.

Be careful.

Fuck!

Where did he get a gun from?

Nagina, how did he find a gun!

Nagina, you pimp! You cheated with us?

Stay where you are.

- Kerry? - What is it, Fultine?

The pipe has broken, can you please help me?

Go on, I'm coming.

Why do you have a gun, Kerry? Are you going to kill someone?

Should I shoot you? Go, I'll come.

I'll pee and come, go.

Go, go, go.

Who is it? Hippy!

Hit that asshole! Hit him.

- Hit him hard! - You dog!

I'll break your teeth.

Hit him!

Don't get involved. I'm in love with Jyoti, don't get into it.

You think you'll kill Suraj and we'll sit and watch?

Leave him Kerry!

- I'll twist his neck and... - Kerry, leave him alone!

Back off!

Move back.

You think you can get away with anything? Go back!

Go back!

Where did you get a police riffle from?

I robbed it off your father, get back!

First I'll kill Suraj and then all of you.

I'll blow your balls off one after the other.

Get lost!

Run away. Run.

You dog.

Don't follow me.

Kerry! We won't spare you.

Go back! Get lost!

Kerry!

I won't spare you!

You pimp!

Today, you decide! Me or Kerry?

The whole episode will be over!

I'm telling you, if you don't choose me, I'll shoot you.

You want me to listen to you, huh?

I'll speak to who I want, whenever I want!

I told you! You are only mine!

Just because you loved me first you think I'm yours?

Kerry is nothing! I'll kill his whole family.

Understood?

Listen, let me go for 2 minutes.

I need to pee.

Go.

Go quickly.

Come back soon.

Today, I won't let you go without an answer.

Hey, Suraj!

Today, I've come prepared.

I won't spare you today!

You're dead meat today!

I told you not to get involved.

You'll get me hit by your boys, eh?

Don't have guts do you?

This bastard will kill you today! You called me a bastard, didn't you?

I'd told you to control your Vijay.

Come out you coward.

Come out!

I had asked you to stay away, you didn't listen to me.

Kerry?

Papa, is Kerry there?

Kerry, come soon!

Papa?

Papa? Papa, is Kerry there?

- Kerry? - Hey!

- Get out! - Namaste, Papa.

That fool! Thinks no end of himself. Ran away with my gun!

What does he think, ha? What?

Have you smoked pot early in the morning?

Hey, wait!

You won't be able to live here anymore!

You will have to cut the hay!

Take this, lollipop

All you're going to give me is a lollipop, is it?

I've got more things, see.

Here, take this.

- Keep it. - I don't want it.

I got it for you specially from Lucknow. You'll look very good if you wear it.

Listen, I'm not in the right frame of mind! Don't irritate.

Bloody shit, I never understood who this girl is involved with.

Where is Kerry?

I don't know.

Don't know? I have searched everywhere. I can't find him.

Check the factory, he should be there.

Shit! I forgot the main hangout place.

Kerry?

We have to go to Rajesh's place.

Hey, Bade babu! Come out!

Swatiman, where is Bade Babu?

He's gone towards the fort. Go there.

Why are you screaming at me?

What comes has to always go.

It's nature's ultimate truth.

Bade Babu?

Bade Babu?

Bade Babu?

- Bade Babu? - Who is it?

I didn't expect this from you.

Now, I'm a fish from the big pond, right?

What have you got for me?

I've got you my dad's tooth.

I have to bury it.