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it's another attack

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who can stop him earth

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deep within the big sur national forest

scientists today are transporting what

many believe to be the skeleton of a

long extinct dinosaur miraculously

preserved in an amber monolith

with me is dr herman armstrong

excuse me herc armstrong leader of the

earth corps a government-funded research

team dedicated to investigating

mysterious events under the earth's

surface

would you comment on rumors that the

monolith was emitting a strange sound

and glowing when it was discovered by a

pair of campers

and that the tree seemed to be

speaking i'm sure there's a rational

explanation for

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thanks

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this is barbara walker signing off from

big sur where mysterious events are

definitely taking place

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well we're down one mile mr shore

take the drill down two miles

hey but there there's nothing down that

far

yes there is

okay you're the boss

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or something

oh

that

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so the ancient documents

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and let me introduce a woman who needs

no introduction

a woman whose contributions to our

beautiful city of san francisco are too

numerous to mention sandra shaw

benefactor of the shore museum

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before unveiling this incredible find

let me introduce the brave members of

the earth corps who will be studying

this strange phenomenon

first kirk armstrong leader of the

earthquake

next to him is dr derrick bright

designer of the earthcore advanced

technology and next to dr bride auger

distinguished archaeologist and the man

responsible for constructing the

earthcourse specialized suits and

vehicles

and finally jonathan m slattery better

known as liquidator master of chemistry

spelunky now without further ado let us

unveil the most significant

archaeological discovery of the century

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told you there was weird energy around

that thing

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that ain't no earthquake look

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judging by the size of the trainers that

thing must weigh about 70

tons i'll run the bio tests

according to this the monsters

may be

cryogenic

that's like

oh fine

i need a tissue sample leave that to me

auger don't you'll

yeah i'm gonna check out that thing in

the amber block

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earthquakes

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sandra what are you doing here this

one's trying to communicate with the

owners

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is

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quickly

take it away

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so

if they're in there

they're not coming out

all right dump the fire retardant

we're making the drop

now

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and after the inferno the monster simply

vanished leaving behind more questions

than answers

were they from outer space mutations

caused by toxic waste or were they a

mass illusion created by the stress of

modern living

right is this part of the weapon or just

a doodle

amazing

tissue sample is growing at an

incredible rate

thanks to dr bright hmm

oh it's um it's a doodle i think file it

i'll file it

hey

look at this guys

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12th century

looks like our buddy from last night's

been around for a while huh i said so

okay just thought you might be

interested these things most likely come

from the center of the earth general but

we have no evidence that they're

extraterrestrials what do you mean tell

it to the global enquirer

well

it looks like we're on our own guys good

i hate red tape so where should we start

looking for the creatures

the way i figured they must have escaped

into the bay let's take the sub and

start our search right

here auger the answer lies in the forest

remember the vibes

vibes let's be a little more

professional liquidator well then let's

hear your theory all right an oil worker

reported seeing the tendril monster come

out of the drilling shaft that shaft

will undoubtedly lead us to the bottom

of this mystery well i'm glad we're in

agreement as usual auger i'll accompany

you bright check out the shaft

nothing

nothing at all

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come on

communicate with me

there's no reason we can't be friends

you shall never violate this forest

again

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walls are covered with strange markings

i'm going deeper

below is

amazing

a chamber it appears to be a cell

i suspect that

the tendril monster was imprisoned here

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judging by the path of destruction the

creatures would have entered the water

near the golden gate and

headed just about anywhere

yeah

that about sums it up look a footprint

there's another

let's hope we find the monsters before

they

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no doubt about it the monsters couldn't

have found a better place to hide yes

they could hold out of your seat we're

going in

you sure this is a good idea i'm getting

a depth reading of two miles we must be

in a lava tube

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foreign

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put on your helmet

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i'll use my concussion grenade

breaks my heart

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they'll need a spatula for him that's a

terrible tragedy

trigger the cave in then nobody can

prove anything

our work is done now let us depart

now to acquire

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you never

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you are a curious

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i should have gone for a joyride in the

sub with herkin auger

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decompose

set out to crush the mutors

we the mighty redwoods along with the

peaceful granites

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and our magnetic ally magnitude

them

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decompose was paralyzed by the sunlight

and toppled into an amber pit

and the tyrant metallic

was trapped in matakor's magnetic field

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if that should happen the world will

never know

peace

don't worry

i

i promise you we will stop them

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you know liquidator's story jives very

well with my own when i was

investigating the drilling shaft i

discovered a deep chamber which might

well be this prison

before they can release mettler

otherwise

liquidator

you still

alive that creature's gone too far this

time this was my favorite shirt

i hope this works

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we've driven it back down

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the humor of this situation escapes me

so did the monster

not for long earth core suit up we've

gotta stop them before they get to

metlar

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i want the earth cores budget cut not

trim

eliminated senator

if you can't do it i'll find someone who

can before the next election

do you understand

blackthorne why do you want to eliminate

the earth core look

we agreed you'd handle the glamour and

i'd handle the business did we not

sister

hmm what are these this is our drilling

shaft

you deliberately release the monster

didn't you

it would be in your best interest to

forget you ever saw this you're insane

one man's insanity is another man's

genius

their master mettler will soon be my

slave not only have i unearthed the

inhumanoids but i can control them it's

a disgrace to be your sister blackthorne

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intercept sandra and bring her to me

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come on come on

the suits are hardly damaged my design

was flawless

your design but my construction we've

got a mission ahead of us and it's a

real winner

1500 miles below ground is a guy a thing

called metlar he's straight out of a

nightmare

if his friends releases

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oh it's paradise

fun and games are over men

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be shot

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way to go boys

it is fortunate that i brought my flares

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he's chasing us back towards that

skeletal nightmare

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these boulders seem to be fighting me

you ought to go to the gym more often

birth off

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how many kinds of monsters are there

down here

don't you

they're granites mutors they're the good

guys

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we're out of ammunition there's nothing

we can do let's get out of here

up there

this is good a place for a last stand as

any

tree roots the surface is just a few

feet away

so near and yet so far

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if he tries to get up here

if only he were that stupid

i think we've dangerously underestimated

his intelligence

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i'm here but i can't move my suit is

smashed

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have no imagination order they must be

moving

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when the great wind blows

you must stand or fall with your own

strength

redlin even your mighty people did not

fight alone in the last great war we

need your help

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now your machines must drive them back

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i've never been good with fancy speeches

commander so i'll put it to you straight

we're fighting for the survival of earth

we need more money for digging machines

weapons and armor forget it armstrong

your budget is cut earth core is history

what wasn't i speaking clearly enough

you've been a boondoggle since day one

you're finished senator masterson came

down on us like a ton of bricks

masterson

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senator masterson armstrong is calling

he says it's important tell them i'm out

of their country

very good senator

now give me the plans for all the

earthcore environmental suits and

weapons

uh very well black thorne i guess it

doesn't make any difference now

you've been slamming the phone down a

lot lately i'd rather be slamming a few

heads together our funds have been cut

we're out of business well gentlemen

i'll be seeing you where are you going

the unemployment office anyone care to

join me look derek we've still got a job

to do

money isn't everything now what do you

say we get back to work

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nice place you got here your next crack

will cost you that'll be 75

anybody got any money i got 20. 35.

gentlemen save your money sandra shore

keep the change i'm sure you earned it

oh

thanks

thank you miss shore

but why are you doing this i'm willing

to fund your expedition into the earth

fantastic but there is a catch

i'm coming with you wait a minute

those are my terms all right we accept

your terms

this is the terror scout

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assuming that otter knows how to breathe

it'll be ready when we are it will hold

two scientists walker will operate the

control panel and front gun which pivots

side to side to ward off the humanoid

attack

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will

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we're approaching the mojo discontinuity

the what the mojo discontinued mojo

discontinuity is a natural barrier that

divides the mantle from the earth's

crust there's the thing we're talking

about

it must have been a fortress of some

kind

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i hate bats

battle positions

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back up full power

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we've got it now let's tie it up

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look out older

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happy to see you

the most extraordinary woman

stop him

in solitary

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earth core you fought well

augur your suits damaged beyond repair

you'll have to return to the surface

rubbish but your respirator unit is

ruined well if i'd used your design it

would have been but fortunately i threw

out your design and built this myself

i don't believe it

earth's mantle

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would you look at that

diamonds

just one of those and i'll be wealthy

for life let's go for it

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who could have imagined earth's mantle

would be this beautiful

kirk i'm picking up something what i

don't know but it sure got a catchy beat

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it's a battle we're

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the battering ram won't even scratch it

i call this instant doorway

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amazing it's growing into another

it is more important that we live to

capture him another day

is

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oh

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his eyes

magic

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look away

watch out

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these suits are tough

of course i designed them

obviously you're okay

sandra

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yes

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this way

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look out

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that must be some sort of secret

we could use a secret

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earth

switch on your lights

all right guys you can stand up it's

just us

want to help

we're your friends

especially when another creature such as

yourself seeks an

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i have not seen those metal creatures

before

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then

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these disgusting surface creatures

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i have a terrible feeling it's my

brother

until now you were only a creature of

legend a story told to children

the humans will see the horrible truth

behind the legend soon they shall bow to

me

no one can bow low enough to be on your

level black phone

i told you to stay out of my business

are you full enough to believe you can

control the humanoids

decomposed

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magnetic field

the flesh

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i am

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it's impossible

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and it's a long one grab on we're going

for a ride huh

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no two ways about it

she's irritated with us probably the

first guys who've ever run away from her

uh if she doesn't do something about her

looks he won't be the last

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save me

give us one good reason why we should

i possess the secrets of the inhuman

eyes keep them without my knowledge

they'll crush human

civilization

well what do you think may be worth a

grenade

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suckers now that's gratitude for you so

fresh

well the inhumanoids have left our

kingdom i don't know i don't know but i

say we anger them no longer what do you

say folks that's the whippiest thing

i've ever heard

down augur the granites are only yes but

in the long run look the inhumanoids are

gonna come back and kick their boulders

today i agree with the fleshlight

humans we're called humans

and i stand corrected nevertheless the

humans are right i move that we forge a

real peace and stand against the

inhumanoids now

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majority clearly favors action which is

your department general

granita i will begin making logistical

and military plans as soon as the senate

determines our military objectives i'll

give you your military objectives you

find this

character it will not be so simple he

cannot be destroyed only neutralized by

magnacore's magnetic field

and magna core has been captured

i don't tell me a female line but i

think we must negotiate with betlar for

his release

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one of our party has been decomposed is

there any way to reverse the process

yes but it will not be easy

the creature must be exposed to white

bird

white bird yes

the force that turns water into air

black into white cold into war

must be their name for sunlight barring

any objections from the worthy granites

i have a plan

after we repair our vehicles we'll split

into teams i'll take the trap poor and

an assault force of granites to

decompose his lair skill with

right i want you to head to the surface

and mobilize the redwoods i have a gut

feeling the humanoids aren't through up

there

now over there is what is known as the

high water mark of the confederacy

hoping to break the union lines lee

ordered pickett's charge right on this

very battlefield

the yanks stopped him and the war was

pretty much over saved for the shouting

don't stop till we're in the next county

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you know when you think about it nearly

every ancient culture had some kind of

vision about the underworld maybe it's

part of the collective unconscious

i'm sure they should wonder doesn't it

oh yeah

i wonder about that all the time

in mythology there was always something

guarding the underworld the russians

thought it was a monster named

the greeks had a dog named severus

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what are you doing

trying to

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show

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yeah but i don't know how i sprayed

liquid oxygen and froze the first wave

of lava before it got to us fantastic

yeah there's just one problem i don't

know how we're gonna get out of here no

great liquidator just great

it's me dr bright metlar has been

released

you must help us

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red land

we don't have time to play games

i was hoping i wouldn't have to do this

just tell me when to stop cutting down

trees

i thought that would bring you around

the childishness of your species is

exceeded only by your lack of patience

if humans lived 2000 years maybe we

wouldn't be in a hurry either

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what do you want of us

we know that mettler is going to be

coming to the surface for energy

only your people can stop him

now here's my plan

we're either getting very close to skill

whip or this is the largest mausoleum in

the world

it is a peculiar trait of flesh

excuse me humans to find humor in danger

this is getting big boring

there's a car coming

if i don't see some action soon i'm

gonna toot root out of here

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god

i'll go get help

you don't want to eat me pal i'm gonna

mess with you all the way down

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did you see it

see what

yeah

i just been in the woods too long

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yes

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way to go i knew he was planted too

close to a football stadium

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decompose must have pulled this entire

town down from the surface of the earth

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i dislike the human's choice of building

materials i'll make a note of it

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minions

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that's already dead

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we fight to the end but how do you kill

something that's already dead

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wow

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look out behind you

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hold on

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human

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well i'd say we powdered them good come

on we're almost there

don't stop now

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he

without that energy my stature warriors

will not be at full strength

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and do not return without the energy i

require

i will not fail

it would be foolish for the inhumanoids

to attack again

but according to the human dr bright

hitler will

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emergency

emergency

right here redson

describe the emergency come in come in

what's happening

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does

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wake up

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ah

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death and destruction comes soon

what has happened

what have we done

let's just hope this stone stunt works

don't worry if it doesn't we'll never

know what hit us

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yeah you've seen one elemental

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let's get to it this is what we came

here for hurry i've got a funny feeling

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fear not

he just stopped

how ironic

well sure you're at the center of the

earth how can you slink any lower one

should be more polite when addressing

those who hold their lives in their

hands

scale web was built long ago by flesh

slugs humans who fell under the cruel

lash of decompose

keep your eyes peeled and decomposed

could strike at us from anywhere

so

take cover

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keep moving i'll fly interference

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way to go flesh

to battle

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please

do you recognize me

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save

me

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we must expose you to sunlight sandra

it's the only thing that will savor

death

insignificant insects

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wow

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i just had a bad dream

it it wasn't a dream was it

no

but it's over now sandra let's go

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there are some things i have to tell you

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are you sure they're the same statues

well to tell you the truth they do seem

somehow changed almost as if they is

about to

john

there's too many of them

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there's no way

do something

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turn

trust them rebels to mess up a good

alliance

no two ways about it after this i'm

gonna need a long vacation

does it make you want easy to know that

all i have to do

is

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what do you have to do to make him stomp

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so that i can concentrate now all you

have to do earth car is

tell me how it feels to have your suits

squeezed like toothpaste tubes

reverse polarity

choose your death flesh

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switch polarities

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all my opponents should be so stupid

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creatures divide and repel

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this is what i call door-to-door service

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amazing what you find in the muck

nowadays

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you were a fool to save me because you

will never

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to wriggle suppose

where would you go

return to the other fleshlands who

despise you

no

human

your future is with us

tell

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of course master

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i don't think it'll keep the rain out

but it's good for a start why would one

want to keep rain out

obviously

so they do not corrode

any sign of auger and liquidator yet

magnacore

mark sandra great to see you

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but your timing could have been better

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we have reported this slight tremor

comrades please investigate

we have observed an underwater object

shall we identify or launch depth

charge of course

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forces

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our enemies are everywhere

resist alien imperialism comrades

now you will tell me where you keep your

primal energy

i will divulge no secrets tell me

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energy

imagine decompose the world after the

great blast

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you can grow stronger

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makes the multipliers

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these are the cluster missiles

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throughout the cross

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the resulting ill thought shall not be

lost in the universe but return to

strike us down

what's he talking about he's got bark

for brains

no he's right we must resist fighting

out of emotion right if you're tripping

strong

and senator master said

we have a problem so do we

not the least of which is that you cut

our budget don't we have anything to

shoot him down with

every time i hear his name it's bad news

my brother blackthorne's with him it

can't be

general craig i would like you to meet

earthquake how do you do

last time i saw you you were feeding me

to the monsters i'm sorry sandra that

was not my intention gentlemen allow me

to get directly to the point we need

your help this

metlar's armies have attacked a soviet

weapons depot and stolen enough

firepower to seriously damage this

planet

i find that highly unlikely if your

brain were as quick as your mouth you'd

understand the implications of the two

missing cluster missiles

one will shatter the mojo wall and the

other will ignite the primal core and

thus convert the earth into a molten

slag heap

funny that's what i was gonna do to your

face hold it auger he might need his

teeth for a few more minutes

we're nearing the mojo wall and i'm

still not picking up the missile signals

i'd expect with only this blackthorne's

word for where the cluster missiles are

but i do not trust him

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no need for the handcuffs in here

we should be able to follow earthcourse

progress either we

reach the

wall or

before they they're almost out of range

already what time is it general

in 30 seconds it'll be 1500 hours what

difference does it make

all the difference in the world general

why what's happening it's an earthquake

it

a series of explosions he's designed to

crack the earth's crust

the first cluster missile will detonate

the mojo wall but not quite where i told

earthcore it would be then earthcore is

heading into a trap but of course

general

you see i haven't been completely honest

with you gentlemen

i made a bargain with netlaw we agreed

that i would rule the few islands that

would remain after the blast if i would

eliminate the one thing that stood in

his way

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at least we made it here before the

missiles went off now all we have to do

is defuse

it's

the real missiles are supposed to

destroy us all

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everyone all right

look

it's beautiful

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so we're not on a sightseeing trip you

go

we were almost killed up there auger's

right we gotta get to the core before

the last missile takes us out

is

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to each

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do you question my authority

thank you physicians

please

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how much farther to decor not much

another couple of hours

wait a second

i'm getting something

me too but i shouldn't be

not here i'm getting very bad vibes

it's a missile

lots of missiles

boogie at 10 o'clock

looks like we made it

never had your chickens before they're

counted

and getting an unpleasant reading

from below

oh

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are you guys all right my travel agent's

gonna hear about this

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hold on buddy

i'll find you

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it's a dirty job but

someone's got to do it

what the ride lacked in comfort it made

up for in speed

well

we're all still alive and that counts

for something

all right let's hit them up and move

them out

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now that's what i call teamwork

i find that damn most curious i wonder

what it's for probably the whole back of

liquid that's what most dams are for

brilliant auger simply brilliant

auger look there's the cabin we took to

inferno and we're right on target

let's just hope we're on time

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the damn blue

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liquidator will our suits protect us

from hydrofluoric acid not a chance

nothing can protect us

earth core

there's a bridge ahead

wait for it

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keep coming

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don't you see

don't be a fool decompose metlar doesn't

need you

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upon us

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good work take

i never thought i'd hear myself saying

that

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they fired after all we've been through

we've missed by sentence so this is the

end

it's gonna break

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no it's not five missiles weren't enough

of course he needed all ten

all he succeeded in doing is dissipating

the core's energy it's turning cold

warriors

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energy

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you did it it wasn't me they were low on

primal energy to begin with

let's get out of here before mettler

notices we're still

alive

betrayed me

a simple desire to save our own skins

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we're on our way

we know what to do

our energies are aligned

uh

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just like we originally found

back wherever

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regeneration

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shall never again

menace

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one who can neutralize your magnetic

powers

not only can i maintain a hold on neckla

i can also neutralize you

you see

with my new suit come new powers

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well gentlemen

and uh sandra i must offer you both my

congratulations and apologies i was

bullied by blackthorne and you saved the

day

i hope this new headquarters will mend

things between us funny how he gives

away the taxpayers money as if it were

his own

we don't know how to thank you senator

gentlemen i have always believed that

statesmanship would triumph over petty

political squabbles and have dedicated

my life to spreading that philosophy no

two ways about it i've got to mess this

place up before i can get back to work

so sandra what did you say you were

doing for dinner

you're the fourth guy who's asked me

that in the last 10 minutes

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now where did that tendril sample go who

knows things got messed around during

construction oh well i'm sure it'll turn

up sooner or later

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so

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here comes bigfoot to show off the stuff

the best of the big ones he's roughing

his top

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to survive a cosmic storm that

devastates their planet the protectons

and terracores are forced to transfer

their essences into the huge powerful

bodies of robotics

and once again the ancient hostilities

between the valiant protectors and the

evil terror

erupt into violence each side made

stronger by an organic interface with

human beings

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you