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Hurry up already!

Seriously.

Left, right. Left, right.

Keep going.

That's it. It'll be just this once.

Ms. Son, have you lost your mind?

Everyone loses it every now and then.

Let's do it just this one time.

Come on. Just this once.

When did I ever say that?

All I wanted was to climax.

I really didn't want to say this,

but the girls I've been with liked it just fine.

I'd like some soju, please.

What's your take...

on a relationship that has lasted five years?

You don't try to get to know each other anymore.

You can't be bothered.

It hurts.

I'm on my period, and my stomach hurts.

MENSTRUAL PAIN RELIEF

Are you feeling better now?

HIT THE SPOT

EPISODE 5. WHAT COMES AFTER SEX

How do I look?

You're beautiful.

Did I do it last night?

I did, didn't I?

I totally did it!

Did I have an orgasm?

Did he leave?

Hee-jae, open up!

Hee-jae!

Hey!

Why didn't you answer your phone last night?

You won't believe what happened to me yesterday.

I'm furious.

Mr. Hit-And-Run took off and left me hanging again.

Hold on. What's with the bags under your eyes?

These?

I was so mad that I stayed up all night with my toy.

All night?

Yes.

What am I looking at here?

What?

I have a sixth sense for these things.

What do you mean?

Is that sex I smell on you?

What's the deal under there?

- Show me. - Hey, cut it out!

Stop!

Holy cow.

You slept with Kang In-chan?

So? How was it?

Was it good? Did you come?

Tell me. I need details!

Well...

I don't know. I don't remember.

You must at least remember what you did and how it was.

Don't you remember any of that?

He was really good.

At sex?

No, at kissing.

Kissing?

You know,

men who are good kissers are usually good at sex too.

I'm sure of it.

And then what happened?

And then...

I honestly don't remember.

Are you serious?

Yes.

Ask for round two, then.

He was gone by the time I woke up.

As he should. What more is there to do?

What?

I see. You wanted morning sex too.

What?

IT'S YOUR OVULATION DAY, HEE-JAE

YOU HAVE A HIGH CHANCE OF CONCEIVING

What's taking you so long?

Didn't you use a condom?

What?

Hold on.

It hasn't been opened.

I can't believe him.

So much for his lectures. What a bastard.

I think he took out the condoms,

then saw how drunk you were and didn't bother to use them.

No way.

This won't do.

Let's get some pills.

Hey.

I thought we were going to a gynecologist.

The morning-after pill is an emergency contraception

that can be prescribed at any medical facility.

But did it have to be a proctologist?

This was the closest clinic open on the weekend.

You have to take that pill as soon as possible.

Every second counts.

What if the side effects are really bad?

The last time I took one, the side effects almost killed me.

Ms. Son Hee-jae, please go to exam room one.

Okay.

- I'll be right back. - I'll be waiting.

DO NOT DELAY YOUR RECTAL EXAMINATION

Cunnilingus is a must for me.

For me, it's anal.

If it's your first time,

I suggest getting checked out by a doctor.

BIG EVE CLINIC

Hello. Is the clinic open tomorrow?

- Yes. - Can I make an appointment?

Take the pill right after you get it from the pharmacy

DR. NAM JI-HYUN and drink plenty of water.

If you throw up, you'll have to take it again.

Got it.

I got thrown a curve ball because of my ovulation,

but it was sex that I chose to have.

So what comes after is entirely my responsibility.

I'm well aware of this.

But at times, it feels unfair being a woman.

PLAY BOOKS

PLAY BOOKS

Greek philosopher Galen once said,

"Every animal is sad after coitus."

There's even a best-selling book under the same title.

We asked our listeners how they felt after having sex.

"Morning sex in movies looks romantic.

But in real life, you deal with morning breath."

"I get rid of my stress through sex.

But is that normal?"

"Always urinate right after having sex.

It prevents bladder infections."

"What does physical intimacy bring you?

Good sex followed by a smoke as you chill.

A post-coital smoke, that is."

"I always get stuck in a rut after having sex.

It's like I'm done with that person."

"Going off the pill after my breakup

has left me with oily skin and a muffin top."

"I'm anxious after having sex with someone I love,

and I feel hollow inside when it's with someone I don't.

Does sex without anxiety or existential dread even exist?"

Pleasure and existential dread go hand-in-hand.

Why don't we keep reading?

Sure.

This is from a listener who finds it uncomfortable

to be around a coworker they had sex with.

What?

But Mr. Park said he'd take care of it.

I'm so sorry about that.

I'll take care of it right away.

Okay, then.

Gosh, you shouldn't have.

You always get me gifts.

"Assistant Manager Park Byung-gu is terrible at his job,

and all he ever does is socialize at work."

Goodness!

"Every day, he makes me want to quit my job.

Like always, thanks to Mr. Park, I had to work overtime.

Meanwhile, that moron seemed to be reveling in his own incompetence.

That night, just as I was on the brink of going postal...

the unthinkable happened."

- Wait, is this alcohol? - Darn it.

Give it here.

Hand it over.

Who drinks at the office?

Give it here.

Stop driving me crazy, you jerk!

"Was it the alcohol?

Or was it my utter hatred for him?

I snapped, and my desire overtook my judgment.

One thing led to another, and we ended up having sex.

The problem was what came after.

I was worried we might have been caught on the security camera.

And I wasn't sure whether we used contraceptives.

The sex was great,

but it wasn't like I wanted to date him."

HIT THE SPOT

"It was a one-time-only sexual encounter,

so why did I have so many concerns afterward?

What am I supposed to do now?"

Gosh, this must be our craziest story to date.

Exactly. It's spicy.

But why hasn't her coworker

said anything to her about that night?

The same goes for the listener.

She's worried, but she's not taking any action.

The responsibility that comes with sex

is just as great as the pleasures it gives us.

Visit a medical center and take the morning-after pill.

You and your partner should also discuss how you felt about the experience.

You can't keep being awkward around him.

Yes, you're right.

You need to say what's on your mind.

Regardless of how you may feel,

you should be mature and discuss what happened.

Let's not forget that what comes after sex is just as important as the act itself.

It looks like having a healthy sex life isn't as easy as it seems.

HIT THE SPOT

That was you just now, wasn't it?

These stories really hit home sometimes.

By the way, I'm getting off early to see a doctor.

A doctor? Are you sick?

No, but I have an appointment at the clinic we went to yesterday.

Just a quick checkup.

A checkup by a proctologist?

Hey.

What's wrong with getting checked up by a proctologist?

Should I come with you?

Forget it. That'd be embarrassing.

I'll go by myself.

"You need to say what's on your mind."

And you should also sleep in the bed you made.

Sure.

Life is full of too many twists and turns.

- Thank you. - Good job, guys.

I'll see you next week, then.

Have a good day.

So...

Did the podcast go smoothly?

Yes.

- And that night, did you-- - Did I sleep well?

Let's get one thing straight.

Get what straight?

Follow me.

HIT THE SPOT

Why didn't you use a condom?

A condom?

Don't play dumb with me.

I had to take the morning-after pill.

Why would you take that?

"Why"? Unbelievable.

"Why"?

I admit that I was a drunken mess that night.

But I'm not some prude who brings up marriage

after having a one-night stand.

But the least you can do is be honest.

You really are a colossal jerk.

A colossal jerk?

You must be mistaken. What happened was--

All right, tell me.

We didn't do it.

What?

Just a second.

Don't forget to wear a condom.

I'm going to come tonight.

I need to come.

I'm going to have two orgasms tonight.

We didn't do it?

Are you serious?

Why would I lie?

Then what did I...

Hold on a second.

Did you dream about me?

Yes. What?

Of course not.

Then you should have told me we didn't.

You could have left a note.

I didn't know you blacked out.

I'm sorry for the confusion.

It's fine. It's also my fault for assuming things.

Let's pretend this never happened.

Wait.

- What? - Your phone.

I don't like being irresponsible.

CALLING

You can call me from now on instead of suffering alone.

Jeez.

Does he want us to do it or not?

BIG EVE CLINIC

I'm sorry I bailed on you.

We can meet again, right?

CHA WOO-JAE

Seriously? Why the hell would I?

I'll let it slide since you apologized.

I'll be in touch.

PROCTOLOGIST DR. NAM JI-HYUN

You have piles. Grade two.

What?

Hold on.

- Is that the same as hemorrhoids? - Yes.

It's only grade two, so you wouldn't have felt anything.

You don't need immediate surgery,

but it'll get worse if you don't get it treated.

Surgery?

Will surgery cure this problem?

Yes.

Surgery is the fastest and most effective option.

How long will I be in the hospital, then?

If you have one in the morning, you'll be out by the following afternoon.

I'll do it, then.

Okay. That's a wise choice.

- Please go to the reception and-- - How about today?

I fasted and gave myself an enema for today's checkup.

An enema just for a checkup?

I like to be thorough.

The fastest I can get you in

is this evening.

But the on-call doctor will do the procedure.

Is that doctor any good?

Yes. Of course, he is.

That's fine by me, then.

Just get me in as quickly as possible.

All right, check.

Let's see.

The second.

And the next...

NEW RELEASES

Hello?

Surgery?

Yes. I only came in for a checkup, but she said the faster, the better.

I'll head over right away.

Don't make such a fuss over it. It's embarrassing.

No, I'll head over.

Don't. I'm fine right now.

Besides, I hear it's a simple procedure.

Can you apply for sick leave on my behalf?

I'll tell Mr. Sim myself.

And what about you? How are you feeling?

Do you feel nauseated or anything?

I'm fine, I guess.

Hey.

You know I did that because I was worried, right?

I'd rather you didn't care about me so much.

Right.

Ms. Lee, we're ready for you.

They're calling for me.

I'll text you once I'm done.

Bye.

We're ready for surgery now.

We'll begin once the doctor gets here.

Okay.

Nurse.

Everything will be okay, right?

Dr. Cha is very good at what he does. You don't have to worry.

Administering anesthesia now.

It's an ectopic pregnancy.

I recommend immediate surgery.

It's too risky to postpone it.

Well,

let's say we dodged a bullet.

Don't worry about money. I'll come up with it somehow.

Dodged a bullet?

Don't you feel bad for me and our baby?

What am I supposed to do, then?

What more can I do?

And let's be honest. I know you feel the same way.

You think you dodged a bullet too.

Crazy bastard.

We're not done talking!

- Are you okay? - Hey.

- Are you okay? - We need an ambulance.

You're right.

Are you all right?

Why didn't you tell me?

Where's Tae-yong?

Hee-jae...

I don't want to do this anymore.

I don't want to fall in love again.

I just don't.

Do whatever you want.

It's all right. Everything's fine.

It's all right.

On that day five years ago,

I learned how cruel love could be.

BIG EVE CLINIC

SSON

Is the surgery over? Are you okay?

How are you? Should I go visit?

One at a time, please.

Then tell me how you are. Are you all right?

I'm good.

I'll be right over. What room are you in?

I'm fine. Don't come.

Why?

I'm going to bed,

and I can't sleep if you're here.

Okay. Get some sleep, then.

Call me if you need anything, okay?

WRITER KANG IN-CHAN

CONVERSATIONS

Are you off work?

Can you meet me outside? I have something for you.

My gosh.

How are you feeling?

What the...

I'm dreaming again.

Why do I keep dreaming about Cha Woo-jae?

PROCTOLOGIST CHA WOO-JAE

Cha Woo-jae?

Mr. Cha, is that you?

I haven't been home for a few days.

I'm a mess, right?

Were you my surgeon?

I got a call about an urgent patient.

The name on the chart made me wonder,

and it really was you.

I don't believe this.

- Don't worry. The surgery went well. - I should get going.

Not yet.

If you leave tonight, there could be bleeding.

You should get a day's rest after getting spinal anesthesia.

Can you just leave for now?

Bleeding or not, I'm about to die of embarrassment.

I don't get why you're angry with me.

It's perfectly normal for a doctor to treat a patient.

You should be thanking me for a successful surgery.

Jeez. Get lost already!

What was that?

Get lost, will you?

Here you go.

What is this?

How are you feeling?

I hear the pill can make you nauseous.

I guess I'm all right.

What are you doing after work tomorrow?

I have to go see Mi-na because she's sick.

Are you and Ms. Lee close?

Yes. Extremely.

How did you become friends?

We were roommates at our college dorm when we were 20.

We got close after all that drinking and the troublemaking we did.

Why are you smiling?

Then I guess we're friends, too.

How so?

We got drunk and got into trouble together.

So that makes us friends.

Would you like one?

There's some on your lips.

Ask for round two, then.

Do you want to try again?

Try what again?

You said we were friends.

So let's be friends with benefits.