All language subtitles for Evil.Ed.1995.1080p.B

'Mcclane.
This is Sam Campbell, your boss.

'Now, open up, goddammit.'

hey, mcclane, be reasonable.

Mcclane, open up.

Fuck you and your bloody company!

You little maggot piece of shit.

You're going to regret this.

Who the fuck
do you think you are?

I'm just another chunk of meat...

Lost in brainland.

Oh, shit.

Don't you dare to do that.

Put it down.

I said, "put it down".

You're fired!

'Edward, can you come in for a moment?'

Yes?

Edward, I've been asked...

'Sir, I have
a Milan milanovich on the line.

'Will you take the call, sir?'

no. Er...

I'll call him back later.

Edward, I've been asked to lend you
to another department.

You'll get your instructions from, er...

From this fine, young man.

Er... Samuel Campbell.

That's great.

'It's molesting time.'

oh, I'm Sam Campbell.

Welcome to the team.
Have a seat.

So, this is the splatter and Gore
department.

Yes, it is. But right now, I'd rather
call it the "loose limbs" department.

European distributors have bought
the whole "loose limbs" series.

We're planning on showing part one
all over Europe next spring.

I don't understand.

It's big.

It's real big. It is huge.

It's a $100 million deal.

- But why have you...
- I personally think it's sad and very wrong.

But as you know, of course,

there is legislation in some
of the European countries

that forces us to cut down a bit
on the violence in these films.

- You want me to...
- We're running a very tight schedule here.

I need all the extra resources I can get.

I want you to get started
as soon as possible.

- Let's say...
- 'God, you're bleeding bad!

'Would you like me
to cut off the other one, too?'

on Monday?

Are you sure I'm really qualified
for this kind of work?

You're just the man I need, Eddie.

You're perfect.

I have a little house just outside town.

Since we are just a tad
short of space here,

I've arranged for you to work there.

It is a little inconvenient,
but you'll manage, right?

And remember, like we say here
at splatter and Gore department,

you keep 'em heads rollin', hear?

European distributors,
Edward Tor swenson.

- 'Hi, darling.'
- Hello, Barbara.

'So how's work going?
I... I'm not interrupting you, am I?'

nah, it's ok.

'You never talk about work.
Is it that awful?'

- 'tell me.'

no, trust me, honey,
you don't want to know.

- 'Yes, I do.'
- Believe...

'Edward, I'm not a child,
so don't treat me like one, ok?'

in this film, there's a scene
where a woman gets raped by a beaver

and then shot in the head
with a bazooka.

'Oh, Edward, that's disgusting.

- 'I can't believe you're telling me this.'
- Honey...

'Well, it's awful. A beaver?
It's perverted.'

honey, I'm doing it
for a good cause.

'I know.
And I love you for that.

- 'Of course, I love you anyway.'
- I love you, too.

'And you won't forget about
Emmy's birthday party next Sunday?'

no, no, I won't forget.

- 'Promise?'
- I promise.

- 'Are you sure?'
- I'll be there.

- 'And I thought we could start at 5.'
- Yeah, 5pm.

- 'Don't be late.'
- Sharp.

- 'Take care now.'
- Ok.

- 'And don't work too hard. Love you.'
- I love you, too.

'Bye.

Come on, hon,
show me what you got.

Do you like what you see, darling?

Well, yeah.

Do you like my body, baby?

Yeah, I... I want your body.

Come on, baby.

You can have it.

Well, not all of it.
I think I'll settle for an arm.

"An arm"?

Do you like what you see, darling?

Well, yeah.

'I don't feel a thing.
Is the nail gone now, dr wrench?'

'soon, my love, soon.'

- Yes!
- Cool!

'My foot!'

'Well, hey, don't thank me.

'Thank science.'

Hi, Mel.

Hi. Hi, honey.

- Hi, baby, what's up?
- Not much. What are you guys watching?

"Loose limbs 5".

Yeah!

Really, Nick,
can I ask you something?

Do you always have to watch
these kind of films?

Nah, I'm not all fucked up...

Yet.

Stop it, Nick. Nick, stop it.

Nick, stop it. Who do you think you are?
Hannibal the cannibal?

Thank you.

- Thanks.
- You're welcome.

Hey, Nick, where are you?

Hmm... here, mr Campbell.

I hired a new editor
for the "loose limbs" series.

I think he's pretty well set up
for a while.

But I want you... yeah, you

to be responsible for delivering new films
when he needs them.

Sure thing, mr Campbell.

- Whoa.
- Damn.

- Hey, Nick.
- Yes, mr Campbell?

Don't you screw it up.

No, mr Campbell.

Whoa!

- 'It's disgusting.'
- 'Funky.'

'Where the fuck is my chainsaw?'

- Hi, baby.
- Hi, honey, how are you doing?

- I'm like cool.
- Fine.

- You know, I missed you today.
- I missed you too.

- You know, the day has just been...
- Uh-huh.

I got so much to do.

Why is "loose limbs 8" in my office
when it should be with Eddie?

Number 8?

Um, that's because, um...

Er, I forgot.

You are a piece of shit.

- Yes, sir.
- You'd better go now.

Yes, sir.

Any...

Are there any messages for me,
Melanie?

Oh, no, no. I'm sorry, sir.
There's no messages for you today.

- Yuck.
- My god, he's so disgusting, you know?

- I'm so glad he's not my boss.
- Well, he's mine.

The way he's pushing me around
from morning till evening, you know?

Like every fucking day, you know?
I can't believe this.

The way he walks in - he stares,
and he's really disgusting, you know?

And he smells so awful.
And he smokes a lot.

- Uh-huh.
- I can't believe he treats you this way.

'Come on, punk. Make my day.'

Oh, hi, Eddie.

Come on in, come on in.

So, Eddie, what's your problem?

I... I don't feel so good.

I don't know what's happening to me.

I'm not sure if this job...

The violence, or the blood...

I don't know if I'm able
to continue with...

Well, Edward, neither do I.

So you tell me.

I want my old job back.

These films,
they give me the creeps.

Don't forget your appointment at 10,
mr Campbell.

I won't, honey.

Edward...

I think it's important that you and I
are open and honest with each other.

You see,
I'm not your mother or shrink.

I'm your boss.

I don't need to know
your emotional state of mind.

What I need is results,
Edward, results.

And if you can't give me those results,
you tell me, hear?

Because if not,
I'll have you fired.

- But mr Campbell, you can't mean that...
- Nice talking to you, Edward.

Have a nice day.

Mr Campbell...

'Hey, honey, daddy's back.'

'Oh, no, oh, no.

'No!'

'Pain.

'Don't you love it?'

'Oops, did it hurt?'

- 'No!'
- 'Stop that.

'Stop it.

'Don't you fucking look at me!'

'Don't you fucking look at me!'

'You maggot little piece of...

'Don't you fucking look at me!'

Don't you fucking look at me!

Yes?

'Hello. Eddie?'

- yes, it's me.
- 'This is Sam at European.

'Are you ok?'

I think I maybe should be taken
to a hospital.

Uh-huh. What's wrong?

Are you feeling ill, homesick?

I don't know.

Don't worry.

It'll probably pass.

Great. Look...

Give me a break, will you?

I'm coming out
to visit you tomorrow.

You know?
I want to check things out.

Sure.

It's your world.

Ijusthveinit

'see you tomorrow then, Eddie.'

My god, what's happening to me?

Hi, I'm from European.

Nick.

You brought "loose limbs 7"?

Yeah, sure did.

Huh... great movie.

"Great movie"?

90 minutes of condensed
sex and violence -

do you call that a great movie?

Do you have the slightest idea of
what a moral and ethical principle is?

Hey, man, relax.
You shouldn't take things too seriously.

I'm perfectly relaxed.

Now, give me that film
and get the hell out of here.

Ouch!

I don't feel a thing.
Is the nail gone now, dr wrench?

Soon, my love, soon.

My foot!

Well, hey, don't thank me.

Thank science.

Yee-hoo!

"'Loose limbs 5:
The anatomy of fear".

'Coming soon
to a theatre near you.'

And now, it's dark.

I'm still waiting.

I don't understand.

Waiting for what?

For you to prove yourself.

You've got such potential.

It would be a real waste
if you didn't put it to use.

The whole world
needs to be corrected.

There's much work to be done.

I trust you'll be happy
to do your part.

I try to do my best.

Yes, I know about your work.

And let me be honest -
I'm far from pleased.

You know what's shown on the screen
is a mere reflection

of someone's ungodly, sick mind.

You have to remove these minds
or else nothing is won.

Just remember
not to expect any gratitude.

Look what they did to me.

And all I wanted was
to free them from evil.

"Them"?

You know, them.

Yeah, I guess so.

Come closer.

Don't be afraid.

You have a wonderful face.

So noble and so clean.

You know, don't you,
that they will have to adjust?

They must be corrected or die.

Fuck you, man.

Close the door, you Nazi,
or you're going to die. Yah!

Hello.

It's Sam. Sam Campbell.

It is you, Eddie?

Always nice with a warm welcome.

I hope it wasn't meant
to keep me out.

You have some strange neighbours.

- One of them got into the house last night.
- Yes, what happened?

It was a fight.

I scared him off.

And now you're shutting up the house
in order to keep him out, eh?

I love that, Edward.

I sure do. I like a man who ain't afraid
of taking radical action.

So, how are you getting on
with your work?

- Good.
- I want to see it.

Yes, of course, go right ahead.

Eddie?

Eddie? Are you coming?

Bye-bye.

'Molesting time.'

listen...

Sam calling Edward.

Come in, Edward.

Now, get that neighbour shit
out of your head.

We have some
serious business to discuss.

I'm listening.

I want you to answer
a simple question.

Can you do that for me?

Then tell me this:

Where in the fuck
is my beaver rape scene?

It's out, of course.

Are you nuts?

That scene's worth a fortune.

Oh, my god.

This guy's a couple of cans
short of a six pack.

There was no sexually explicit
footage in that scene.

No tits, no cocks, no pussy,
no obscene body movements.

Get it?

Read my lips, not x-rated.

- But it's... it's a disgusting scene.
- Make a note.

"Beaver rape clip stays in the film."

I like you, Eddie. I really do.

You're a nice guy.

You want to do the right thing, only...

The right thing is
wrong, as long as you work for me.

You hear what I'm saying to you?

Eddie?

Eddie?

What the fuck are you whining about?

Eddie?

You spineless little sissy.

Come on, race me to hell.

Evil has shown itself to you.

Now, you must fight it.

Let go of your fear.

I'll guide you.

I'll show you
the true beauty of hatred.

Eddie!

We who dwell in darkness know
the most sadness and grief, don't we?

Being is hurting.

So my friend,
I Grant you a favour.

You will eat pussy in hell
for the rest of eternity.

I want us to be real close.

Don't you fucking look at me.

J“ disconnect dem bones, dem dry bones

j“ disconnect dem bones,
dem dry bones

j“ now hear the word of the lord

j“ well, your head bone
connected from your neck bone

j“ your neck bone
connected from your shoulder bone

j“ your shoulder bone
connected from your back bone

j“ your back bone
connected from your hip bone

j“ your hip bone
connected from your thigh bone

j“ your thigh bone
connected from your knee bone

j“ your knee bone
connected from your leg bone

j“ your leg bone
connected from your ankle bone

j“ your ankle bone
connected from your heel bone

j“ your heel bone
connected from your foot bone

j“ your foot bone
connected from your toe bone

j“ now hear the word of the lord j“

yeah!

Uh, hello?

Hello there.

Er...

New films for Edward?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Are they any fun? Ha!

Not really, no.

I want films that are funny.

- You do?
- Coffee?

Huh?

Thanks.

Do you have like, er... sugar?

I guess not.

It's hot.

You see, I really wanted to thank you
for "loose limbs 7".

Oh, yeah?

- Did you like it?
- "Liked" it?

I loved it

so much pain.

I love the concept of pain.

Pain makes people so repentant.

It almost gives me a hard-on.

Y-you're really something else,
you know that?

Yeah, you're right. I am.

Be silent!

There's something
wrong with your brain.

But don't you worry,
I can help you.

Are you ready?

That's great, but, um...

Right now, I'm like, uh,
I'm a little busy.

Your disease is confusing you,
my friend.

You need me in order to make
sensible decisions.

Hmm, yeah.

Listen, let me out,
you fucking maniac.

You fool.

But I'll help you.

Doves will nest in your heart.

Oh, please, let me go.

Yes, of course, of course.

But first, we must decide
what should be done with you.

Don't you fucking look at me.

One potato, two potato,
three potato.

Goodnight!

'We'll get you,
you little cocksucker.'

'There you are,
you little motherfucking shithead.'

'Yeah! Yeah, man, yeah.
I'm going to get her.'

'That's got to be
a gallon of blood at least.'

Oh, yeah, that's good, huh?
That's not so good.

This one, that one.

Fuck this. Fuck this.

Don't say it. Say it. Thank me.

'I need to cut out the other one, too.'

Perfect.

Zip, I think maybe...

You don't think nothing.

You do as I say, capiche?

Load them.

Groovy.

Pss! Yo, crackhead,

if someone shows up,
you make them leave, right?

So you stay.

What the fuck are you doing?

- Shh!
- Ok.

Stop the car, stop.

Whoa!

Tss!

You know,
this really pisses me off.

Stay away.

You talking to me?

Are you talking to me?

Look, you're crazy.

None of us want to die.

So why don't I just walk out that door
and we forget this ever happened, right?

Wrong.

This is dying time.

Fuck!

Mmm-hmm. Oh, what can I say?

J“ it's a sad but a beautiful world j“

You fuck! I'll crush your skull
and piss on the remains.

What the...

So you like headbanging, eh?

J“ ...But now

j'isee

j“ amazing grace -

J“ how sweet the sound

J“ that saved

j“ a wretch

j“ like me

j“ I once was lost... j“

It's for you.

- J“ was blind - hello?

J“ but now

- j“ I see j“ - hello?

Argh!

Are we having fun yet?

We're going out
to see your daddy.

But mother, what about my party?

I'm sorry, Emmy.

Go and get your coat, ok?

Huh? What?

Zip... zip!

Where are you?

Yoo-hoo!

You wait here.

'Stop!'

Welcome, dear.

Edward.

My god!

You look terrible.

- You need a doctor.
- So?

I ran out of band-aids.

I'm taking you to the hospital.

Edward, listen to me.

So? I'm listening.

Why have you removed everything
except the sex and violence?

Edward, you need professional help.

Don't you patronise me.
You don't know shit about these things.

I'll show you, Barbara.
I'll show you a good moral message.

Watch carefully.

- You might even learn something.
- This is sick!

Where's your sense of humour, darling?

Don't you see?
This is what happens if you fuck!

- This is outrageous.
- Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

Barbara,
I'm losing my Patience with you.

I can't believe you just said that.

I'm ashamed of you.

It's terrible.
I'm ashamed of my own husband.

Stick your cock up her ass,
you motherfucking worthless cocksucker!

Yeah, I bet that's all you want.

- Am I right?
- You scare me.

Am I right? Am I right?

What is wrong with you?

Come dance with me, Barbara,
honeybunch.

Like we used to.

Remember? We were young.

We were lovers. Ooh...

Remember how we
used to dance all night?

Hoo-ha!

I'm leaving.

But you just came, honey.

By the way, I won't let you.

Edward!

Edward, let me at least
take you to the hospital. You're hurt!

"You're hurt! You're hurt!"

I'm not hurt. This is not pain.

You don't know what pain means.

I'm going to show you pain.

Meet pain.

Oh, god.

Have you been a naughty boy?
Yes, yes, yes.

Nothing's wrong with me.
I've never been more right.

For god's sake, stop it!

Are you mad?

No, I don't think so.

I think you're just so fucking horny.
Right?

Well, you can tell me.

You can tell good old Eddie.

Come on. Come on, say it.

"Mmh... fuck me.

"Fuck me hard.

"Oh, yeah.

"Me so horny. Me love you.

"Long time."

You naughty girl.

So this is what you play with
when I'm not around to give you a treat?

Stunning little thing!

Emmw

what a pleasant surprise.

Now we have not only
the big bad bitch,

but also her little naughty...

Naughty...

Daughter!

Come on. Come on.

Come.

Give daddy a hug, hmm?

Come, honey.

- Come to daddy.
- Emmw

Take that!

If you ever try
to touch her again,

- I'll kill you.
- Nag...

Nag, nag, nag!

It's adjustment time.

Don't you fucking touch me!

'This is the 911 operator.
How may I help you?'

- is this the police?
- 'Yes, ma'am.'

something terrible has happened.
Please, come quickly.

You pathetic freak.

Emmy?

Emmy?

Emmy?

Emmy?

Come on, sweetheart,
let's get out of here.

- Hurry up, come on.
- But mother, what about my party?

Oh, fuck!

Hide! Hide, Emmy!

Yoo-hoo.

I'm coming to get you, Barbara.

Ah-ha!

Emmy!

Emmy, daddy loves you.

Daddy is going to cut you open

and remove
all that smelly stuff inside.

J“ daddy's gonna cut

j“ daddy's gonna cut

j“ daddy's gonna cut

j“ hmm-hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm-hmm

j“ hmm-hmm... j“

Barbara?

Barbara?

Listen to this, Barbara.

Barbara?

'Stop!'

Barbara?

Don't you fucking look at me...

Bitch!

All right, all right.

Get moving. Come on. Back it up.

Get out of here.
We've got a job to do.

This man is too wild.
Take him out of here.

He's psychotic. Give him 10 cc.

He's ok now.
You can remove the jacket.

'Dr west, paging dr west.

'Please contact the ward staff.'

So much work, so little time.

I knew it all the time.

I told the doctor
someone's after me.

But they told me I was paranoid.

Is that true?

That's true.

But just because
you're paranoid,

doesn't mean
I'm not here to get you.

Hey! Hey you!

Stop! Hey!

Hey, did you hear me?

Where the fuck are you going?

Man?

Hi, hon.

I don't look so good, do I?

You look like shit.

Easy, that hurts.

Bitch!

Help!

I've worked so hard
to make this boy pure of heart.

How do you think it makes me feel
to see you destroy my work,

you worthless little whore?

Somebody help! Help!

- Oh, Nick.
- Shut up.

Help, Nick.

No. Help! Nick, help!

Please! Nick.

Fuck you.

Where's the problem?

Oh!

No, no...

Be careful out there, captain.

He is extremely dangerous.

Affirmative.

You heard the man.

Are you ready
to kick some ass, girls?

Yes, sir.
We love to kick ass, sir.

Nice tie.

. No.

No!

. No!

Clear.

He's been here all right.

Nice bed.

Let me...

Bastard! No!

Nick!

No!

No!

Nice door.

Remember,

this is an excellent opportunity
to save a taxpayer's money.

Move!

Nick!

Move.

Goodbye, dude.

Move.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
There's a fucking war going on up there.

- Let me through. I got to get up.
- No one gets up there, no one.

- Nobody.
- Man, let me through. I got to get up.

No, no, no... nobody gets the fuck
up there. Nobody.

My girlfriend's up there.

Damn.

Nobody.

Nobody gets the fuck up there.

Come on out of there.

Come on out of there,
you sick son of a bitch.

Come on out.

Come on out. Fight like a man.

Nice shot.

Ouch.

Soon, my love, soon.

You had such potential, Edward,

but you proved yourself wrong.

But I did everything
you told me to, didn't I?

Search.

The truth lies within you.

You tried your best.

But now you have to pay
for your failures.

Stay away from me.

Rest in pieces, motherfucker.

'An empty feeling came over me
when I lowered the gun.

'Strange.

'After all, Mel was
amazingly still alive.

'And yet, it had been
a bad and violent day.

'As I watched Mel lying there,

'purity and innocence personified,

'it all suddenly became clear to me.

'Someday the world will be
a kinder place for everybody.

'For the children,
for the little puppies,

'and for everything soft,
cuddly, and wonderful.

'Someday,
love will rule the world.

'It will happen.

'Oh, yes, it will happen.'

J“ Ezekiel connected dem dry bones

j“ Ezekiel connected dem dry bones

j“ Ezekiel connected dem dry bones

j“ now hear the word of the lord

j“ well, your toe bone
connected to your foot bone

j“ your foot bone
connected to your heel bone

j“ your heel bone
connected to your ankle bone

j“ your ankle bone
connected to your leg bone

j“ your leg bone
connected to your knee bone

j“ your knee bone
connected to your thigh bone

j“ your thigh bone
connected to your hip bone

j“ your hip bone
connected to your back bone

j“ your back bone
connected to your shoulder bone

j“ your shoulder bone
connected to your neck bone

j“ your neck bone
connected to your head bone

j“ now hear the word of the lord j“

Watch this!

J“ the donut lady is backing down

j“ ah-ooh, ah-ooh

j“ ah-ooh-ah-ooh-ah-ooh

j“ she used to be slim,
but now her belly is round

j“ ah-ooh, ah-ooh

j“ ah-ooh-ah-ooh-ah-ooh

j“ if you see her, run her down

j“ you never know
when she'll be back in town

j“ the donut lady never wears a frown

j“ ah-ooh, ah-ooh

j“ ah-ooh-ah-ooh-ah-ooh

j“ she weighs over 450 pounds

j“ ah-ooh, ah-ooh

j“ ah-ooh-ah-ooh-ah-ooh

j“ don't waste your time, you

j“ just get your money
and join the queue

j“ and then she'll sing

j“ donuts, gobble-gobble, donuts,
gobble-gobble, donuts

j“ donuts

j“ donuts, gobble-gobble, donuts,
gobble-gobble, donuts

j“ donuts

j“ donuts, gobble-gobble, donuts,
gobble-gobble, donuts

j“ donuts

j“ donuts, gobble-gobble, donuts,
gobble-gobble, donuts

- J“ we gotta get it on the run
- j“ we gotta get it

j“ we gotta fight it back

j“ typhoon on the rise

- j“ we gotta fight it back
- j“ we gotta fight it

- j“ we gotta get it on the run
- j“ we gotta get it

j“ we gotta fight it back

j“ here comes the future, the fire
that's burning as bright as the sun

j“ fight it back

j“ oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

j“ oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

j“ we gotta fight it back j“

'The eyes of the killer...

'He never dies.

'He feeds on your fear.

'And he'll be back.

'He'll always be back.

'There are no shortcuts
to losing weight

'in "loose limbs 8".'