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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:30,798 [TINNY DING] 2 00:00:40,841 --> 00:00:42,210 [LOUD DING] 3 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:38,259 GOOD MORNING, SIR. 4 00:02:38,326 --> 00:02:39,760 WELCOME TO THE MAJESTIC. 5 00:02:47,335 --> 00:02:49,036 MAY I HELP YOU? 6 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:50,971 LIONEL SPALDING... 7 00:02:51,038 --> 00:02:52,240 AND NEIL. 8 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:55,543 WELCOME TO THE MAJESTIC, MR. SPALDING, NEIL. 9 00:02:55,609 --> 00:02:56,844 THANK YOU. 10 00:02:56,910 --> 00:02:58,846 [SINGING OPERA] 11 00:03:09,056 --> 00:03:12,526 THIS IS THE AIR SHAFT TO BASEMENT. DO YOU READ ME? 12 00:03:12,593 --> 00:03:14,362 I READ YOU. WHAT'S YOUR 20? 13 00:03:14,428 --> 00:03:16,930 I'M IN POSITION, FOUND OUR TARGET. 14 00:03:16,997 --> 00:03:18,566 HE'S PICKING ON POOR ARTIE. 15 00:03:18,632 --> 00:03:22,135 I DON'T CARE HOW LONG YOU'VE BEEN AT THIS HOTEL. 16 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:24,538 YOU MUST SMILE WHEN YOU GREET THE GUESTS. 17 00:03:24,605 --> 00:03:27,275 YOU SHOULD SEE THIS LADY WHO CHECKED IN. 18 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:29,677 SHE WEIGHS ABOUT A THOUSAND POUNDS. 19 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:31,044 THAT'S A PHYSICAL IMPOSSIBILITY. 20 00:03:31,111 --> 00:03:33,314 AND STAY FOCUSED. WE'RE ON A MISSION. 21 00:03:33,381 --> 00:03:35,516 SORRY. 10-4. 22 00:03:39,787 --> 00:03:42,923 ONE MORE TIME LIKE THIS, AND CUT. 23 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:44,725 O.K...GO. 24 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:56,637 IS HE ON THE MARK? 25 00:03:56,704 --> 00:03:57,605 NOT YET. 26 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:03,176 WHAT'S HE DOING? 27 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,312 NOT YET. 28 00:04:06,213 --> 00:04:07,881 ** ** [GRRR] 29 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:08,882 [ARF] 30 00:04:14,021 --> 00:04:15,255 NOW! NOW! NOW! 31 00:04:15,323 --> 00:04:17,224 NO! OH! 32 00:04:17,291 --> 00:04:19,860 AAH! AAH! AAH! 33 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:22,696 [GRRR] 34 00:04:24,031 --> 00:04:25,499 AAH! 35 00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:30,771 [WHIMPERING] 36 00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:36,477 UH-OH. AIR SHAFT TO BASEMENT. 37 00:04:36,544 --> 00:04:38,111 WE HAVE A PROBLEM. 38 00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:39,913 WE HOSED SOME GUESTS. 39 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:40,714 ABORT MISSION. 40 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,483 REPEAT-- ABORT MISSION. 41 00:04:42,550 --> 00:04:44,918 HERE. COME HERE, BABY. 42 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:52,726 NEIL! 43 00:04:55,396 --> 00:04:57,297 BETTER GET OUT OF HERE. 44 00:04:57,365 --> 00:04:58,466 GOTCHA. 45 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,902 WHOA! 46 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:06,940 MR. GRANT, YOU MIGHT WANT TO STEP OUT HERE A MOMENT. 47 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:09,309 HEY, MURRAY. 48 00:05:09,377 --> 00:05:11,078 HEY, BOYS. 49 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,112 [KYLE] SLOW DOWN! 50 00:05:12,179 --> 00:05:13,313 WHAT THE... 51 00:05:13,381 --> 00:05:14,848 WAIT A MINUTE. 52 00:05:17,017 --> 00:05:17,951 BRIAN! KYLE! 53 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:19,920 BETTER SPLIT UP, KYLE. 54 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:22,055 WHAT? AAH! 55 00:05:22,122 --> 00:05:23,090 WHOA! 56 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,625 SLOW DOWN! 57 00:05:24,692 --> 00:05:26,460 OH! 58 00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:30,964 GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! 59 00:05:34,234 --> 00:05:35,369 WELL... 60 00:05:35,436 --> 00:05:38,372 ISN'T THIS A PLEASANT WAY TO START THE DAY? 61 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:44,144 HIS NAME IS NEIL. 62 00:05:44,211 --> 00:05:46,279 AFTER NEIL ARMSTRONG. 63 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,816 [BABY TALK] THE FIRST MAN ON THE MOON. 64 00:05:48,882 --> 00:05:49,817 [ARF] 65 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:51,318 [GRRR] 66 00:05:51,385 --> 00:05:54,021 AND HE'S VERY, VERY SENSITIVE. 67 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:57,791 I CAN SEE THAT JUST FROM LOOKING INTO HIS EYES. 68 00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:01,294 I JUST HOPE HE HASN'T SUFFERED ANY SEVERE TRAUMA. 69 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:02,763 AHEM. 70 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:04,031 MR. GRANT. 71 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:06,500 YES. THANK YOU, NANCY. 72 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:07,735 DR. SULTINOFF... 73 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:11,171 HE'S ONE OF THE CITY'S FINEST PET PSYCHOLOGISTS. 74 00:06:11,238 --> 00:06:12,673 PLEASE MENTION MY NAME, 75 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:15,375 AND I'M SURE HE'LL SEE NEIL RIGHT AWAY. 76 00:06:15,443 --> 00:06:17,144 WELL, THANK YOU, MR. GRANT. 77 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,346 SAY THANK YOU TO MR. GRANT. 78 00:06:19,413 --> 00:06:20,781 [ARF] 79 00:06:20,848 --> 00:06:21,982 HMM. 80 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:25,419 WE WERE AIMING FOR NORM. HE STOLE OUR FRISBEE. 81 00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:26,920 HE DIDN'T STEAL YOUR FRISBEE. 82 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:31,158 HE DUG IT OUT OF THE SMOKED SALMON, WHERE YOU THREW IT. 83 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:33,226 WE DIDN'T MEAN TO SOAK ANY GUESTS. 84 00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:34,695 MM-HMM. 85 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,100 KYLE, WOULD YOU HOLD THIS? 86 00:06:40,167 --> 00:06:43,771 ATTABOY. WOULD YOU PUT IT IN RIGHT ABOUT HERE? 87 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:44,605 DAD. 88 00:06:44,672 --> 00:06:46,206 NO, NO. I INSIST. 89 00:06:46,273 --> 00:06:47,641 BRIAN, YOU, TOO. 90 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:49,276 CAN I HAVE ANOTHER KNIFE? 91 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:51,745 JUST PUSH IT IN. YOU MIGHT AS WELL, 92 00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:55,415 BECAUSE IF THIS WEEK DOESN'T GO PERFECTLY, 93 00:06:55,483 --> 00:06:58,786 AND IF YOU TWO DO ANYTHING TO FOUL THINGS UP, 94 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:01,755 I AM GOING TO BE SKEWERED, ROASTED, 95 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:03,757 AND SERVED AS DEAD DUCK FLAMBÉ. 96 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:06,359 SO UNLESS YOU TWO PREFER MOVING 97 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:09,763 FROM A FIVE-STAR HOTEL TO A TRAILER PARK, 98 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:12,232 WE WILL HAVE NO FURTHER DISTURBANCES. 99 00:07:12,299 --> 00:07:13,634 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 100 00:07:13,701 --> 00:07:16,136 WE'RE SORRY, DAD. 101 00:07:19,473 --> 00:07:20,574 NOW... 102 00:07:22,009 --> 00:07:22,876 NEXT WEEK... 103 00:07:24,344 --> 00:07:26,279 AFTER THIS IS ALL OVER, 104 00:07:26,346 --> 00:07:28,281 WE GET TO GO ON VACATION. 105 00:07:28,348 --> 00:07:29,282 YES! 106 00:07:29,349 --> 00:07:31,184 BARBADOS FOR 10 DAYS, 107 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:33,120 JUST THE THREE OF US. 108 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:34,221 YES! 109 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:37,190 AND WE GET TO BE THE GUESTS, 110 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:38,592 AND WE WILL NAG, 111 00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:40,093 AND WE WILL COMPLAIN, 112 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,663 AND WE WILL MAKE OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVES MISERABLE. 113 00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:43,531 YES! 114 00:07:43,597 --> 00:07:46,199 BUT UNTIL THAT TIME... 115 00:07:46,266 --> 00:07:47,901 YOU'RE BOTH GROUNDED. 116 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:50,037 WHAT? WHAT? 117 00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:57,678 COME ON, GUYS. LET'S GO. DINNER. 118 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:01,682 HEY, I WAS UP TO $400. 119 00:08:01,749 --> 00:08:03,183 WHERE'S YOUR BROTHER? 120 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:04,217 BARBADOS. 121 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,222 KYLE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 122 00:08:12,392 --> 00:08:13,694 PRACTICING. 123 00:08:13,761 --> 00:08:17,130 I FIGURE WE NEED SPEAR GUNS FOR SHARKS. 124 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:19,867 WOULDN'T THAT BE COOL IF WE GOT TO SHOOT A SHARK? 125 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:21,501 FOR EVERYONE BUT THE SHARK. 126 00:08:21,569 --> 00:08:23,003 WILL THE HOTEL HAVE SPEAR GUNS? 127 00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:25,539 WE'LL ASK THE CONCIERGE WHEN WE GET THERE. 128 00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:26,874 HOW'S YOUR STEAK? 129 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:28,141 IT'S O.K. 130 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:31,612 O.K.? THAT'S THE FINEST FILET IN THE CITY. 131 00:08:31,679 --> 00:08:35,015 WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD COOK FOR OURSELVES ONE NIGHT. 132 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:38,018 WHY? WE HAVE A FIVE-STAR RESTAURANT 133 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:39,419 AT OUR BECK AND CALL. 134 00:08:39,486 --> 00:08:41,321 WHAT IF OUR PLANE CRASHES 135 00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:43,624 AND WE'RE STRANDED IN THE JUNGLE, 136 00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:46,560 AND WE NEED SPEAR GUNS TO SHOOT OUR FOOD, 137 00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:48,796 BUT WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK IT? 138 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:51,799 YOU THINK THE SAME WAY YOUR MOTHER DID. 139 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,635 DID I EVER TELL YOU THAT BEFORE? 140 00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:56,837 IS THAT GOOD? 141 00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:57,871 WELL... 142 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:01,975 IT WAS NEVER BORING. 143 00:09:04,444 --> 00:09:05,879 [SPEAKING FRENCH] 144 00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:10,150 IF YOU GOT TO BE GROUNDED, 145 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:13,153 A FIVE-STAR HOTEL IS THE PLACE TO BE. 146 00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:26,667 IF YOU'D LIKE EXTRA TOWELS OR ICE-- 147 00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:28,669 [SPEAKING FRENCH] 148 00:09:30,437 --> 00:09:31,939 ENJOY YOUR STAY. 149 00:09:35,042 --> 00:09:36,176 [MURMURING] 150 00:09:40,213 --> 00:09:41,048 [KNOCK KNOCK] 151 00:09:43,617 --> 00:09:44,985 [KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK] 152 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:48,521 [KNOCK] 153 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:49,657 [WHACK] 154 00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:53,526 TERRIBLY SORRY. IT SLIPPED OUT OF MY HAND. 155 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,095 I HEARD SOMETHING IN THERE. 156 00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:57,765 PROBABLY ONE OF MY SPORTS COATS. 157 00:09:57,831 --> 00:10:00,668 I'VE BEEN TOLD THEY'RE A LITTLE BIT LOUD. 158 00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:03,771 DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY? 159 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:06,506 OH. NOW I GET IT. HA HA HA. 160 00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:07,708 THAT'S BETTER. 161 00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:11,144 WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE A LITTLE TRICK, HMM? 162 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:12,980 O.K. 163 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:18,752 YOU KNOW, I KNOW ALL SORTS OF TRICKS. 164 00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:21,588 DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY SPECIALITY IS, HMM? 165 00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:23,023 NO. 166 00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:26,359 I CAN MAKE NOSY LITTLE BOYS DISAPPEAR. 167 00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:30,063 ONE MORE THING-- 168 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,131 MY DOLLAR. 169 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:36,603 GOOD MORNING. RUTLEDGE. 170 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:39,239 WELCOME TO THE MAJESTIC, MR. RUTLEDGE. 171 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:41,141 LORD RUTLEDGE. 172 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:42,509 I BEG YOUR PARDON. 173 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:44,011 QUITE ALL RIGHT. 174 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:47,547 THE RUTLEDGES DON'T STAND ON THE CEREMONY. 175 00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:49,683 LORD RUTLEDGE. 176 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,151 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 177 00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:52,019 MRS. DELLACROCE... 178 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:54,154 ARE YOU HERE FOR THE BALL? 179 00:10:54,221 --> 00:10:55,122 OF COURSE. 180 00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:57,958 WHERE IS POOR MR. DELLACROCE? 181 00:10:58,025 --> 00:10:59,326 NOT HERE. 182 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:00,327 OH? 183 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:01,628 HOW--AHEM-- 184 00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:02,830 SAD. 185 00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:16,676 LET'S GET TO WORK. 186 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:21,514 300 ROOMS, DUNSTON, EQUALS 600 EARRINGS, 187 00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:23,416 IF MY MATH SERVES ME RIGHT. 188 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:26,854 HERE WE ARE... 189 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,989 THE MAJESTIC HOTEL. 190 00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:31,759 AND IT'S OURS FOR THE TAKING. 191 00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:33,226 WHERE BETTER TO BEGIN 192 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:36,563 THAN WITH THE LOVELY MRS. DELLACROCE? 193 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,198 ROOM 812. 194 00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:40,067 REMEMBER HER? 195 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,936 I HOPE SHE HASN'T PAWNED ALL HER BEST JEWELRY 196 00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:44,471 TO FINANCE THOSE FACELIFTS. 197 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,406 HA HA HA. 198 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:48,708 I THOUGHT YOU'D GIVEN UP. 199 00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:49,810 [SIGHS] 200 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,644 IT WILL STUNT YOUR GROWTH. 201 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,213 NOW GIVE IT BACK. 202 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,515 UH-UH. UH-UH. 203 00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:57,584 I'M A LITTLE TOO BUSY 204 00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,619 FOR YOUR AMUSING LITTLE GAMES. 205 00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:01,755 WILL YOU PLEASE GIVE IT BACK? 206 00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:03,456 HEE HEE HEE. 207 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:04,825 MONKEY SPIT. 208 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:07,961 HOW DELICIOUS. 209 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:12,499 VERY GOOD. 210 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:15,068 YEAH. VERY GOOD. 211 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:18,839 DUNSTON, HAVE YOU SEEN THE ICE BUCKET? 212 00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:24,611 I HAVE TWO WORDS TO SAY TO YOU... 213 00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:26,413 MEDICAL...EXPERIMENTS. 214 00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:30,017 THANK YOU. 215 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:30,851 NOW... 216 00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:32,419 GO TO YOUR ROOM. 217 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,822 [PFFT PFFT] 218 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:36,256 I'M NOT DEBATING THIS. 219 00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:37,224 YOU MOVE! 220 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:39,860 I'M A LIBERAL PARENT. 221 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:42,162 HAVE IT YOUR OWN WAY. 222 00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:44,898 GOD FORBID I SHOULD SPOIL YOUR FUN. 223 00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,934 GO TO YOUR ROOM! 224 00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:50,470 [WHIMPERING] 225 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:55,408 SPARE THE ROD, AND SPOIL THE MONKEY. 226 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,645 [WHIMPERING] 227 00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:00,213 [TRAFFIC NOISES] 228 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:12,759 DUBROW ALERT. 229 00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:13,760 DUBROW ALERT? 230 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:14,761 DUBROW ALERT! 231 00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:15,762 DUBROW ALERT. 232 00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:17,297 DUBROW ALERT. 233 00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:19,199 DUBROW ALERT! 234 00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:20,167 DUBROW ALERT! 235 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:21,168 DUBROW AL... 236 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,879 LOBBY 3 DEGREES TOO COLD. 237 00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,914 DOORMAN SLOW TO OPEN CAR DOOR. 238 00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:36,950 TWO CRUSHED BUTTS IN ASHTRAY NUMBER ONE. 239 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:41,088 MAKE THAT 4 DEGREES TOO COLD. 240 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,122 BRR. 241 00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:43,756 VICTOR... 242 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,258 COME ALONG, DARLING. 243 00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:51,431 YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL, DON'T YOU? 244 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:52,900 [GASPS] 245 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:53,967 MRS. DUBROW! 246 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:56,336 I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO-- 247 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:58,071 SHH. QUITE ALL RIGHT. 248 00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:59,006 [ARF] 249 00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:00,740 I'M TAKING HIM TO HIS ANALYST. 250 00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:03,443 DON'T LET ME KEEP YOU... 251 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:06,213 "CONSUELO." 252 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,447 [ARF ARF] 253 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:08,882 I'M SORRY. 254 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:11,919 CONSUELO. 255 00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:14,821 SO I KNOCKED ON THE TRUNK, AND HE KNOCKED BACK-- 256 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:16,523 [RING] 257 00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:17,557 HELLO. 258 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,426 DUBROW ALERT. 259 00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:20,427 DUBROW ALERT. 260 00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:21,728 WAIT. I'M NOT DONE. 261 00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:23,730 YES, YOU ARE. SHE DOESN'T LIKE KIDS. 262 00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:25,966 SHE ONCE KICKED BIG BIRD IN THE NUTS. 263 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,572 DAD! 264 00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,007 DAD, PUT ME DOWN! 265 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:35,542 DAD, PUT ME DOWN! 266 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:36,609 DAD! 267 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:38,611 UNDER THE DESK! 268 00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:39,746 ROBERT. 269 00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:40,914 MRS. DUBROW. 270 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:43,216 OOH! LITTLE ROLL IN THE CARPET. 271 00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:44,884 WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE! 272 00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:47,387 MR. DUBROW, NICE TO SEE YOU, SIR. 273 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:48,388 FLUFFY TOWELS. 274 00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:49,756 I BEG YOUR PARDON? 275 00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,191 READ THE CARDS, ROBERT. 276 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:53,360 GOT TO KEEP UP ON THE CARDS 277 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,495 SO YOU KNOW WHAT OUR GUESTS WANT. 278 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:56,629 KNOW WHAT THEY WANT? 279 00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:57,797 KNOW WHAT THEY WANT? 280 00:14:57,864 --> 00:14:59,366 FLUFFY TOWELS? 281 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,234 THAT'S RIGHT. NICE, FLUFFY TOWELS. 282 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:02,702 TALK TO THE LAUNDRY IMMEDIATELY. 283 00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:06,273 VICTOR, DARLING, SIT DOWN AND WORK ON YOUR CARDS. 284 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:09,309 ROBERT, WE HAVE SOME VERY EXCITING NEWS. 285 00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:11,711 UH... 286 00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:13,146 HA HA HA HA! 287 00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:14,948 DOESN'T IT LOOK GREAT? 288 00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,416 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 289 00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,518 WELL, IT'S WONDERFUL, MRS. DUBROW. 290 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,554 I WAS JUST THINKING THAT THE LE MONDE PEOPLE 291 00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:24,724 MIGHT NOT APPRECIATE US JUST ADDING A SIXTH STAR. 292 00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:26,693 NO, NO. THE LE MONDE PEOPLE 293 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:29,997 HAVE DECIDED TO AWARD A SIXTH STAR 294 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:33,166 TO THE MOST ELITE HOTELS IN THE WORLD. 295 00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:35,735 I HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY 296 00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:38,905 THEY HAVE A PERSON HERE NOW. 297 00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:42,775 TH-THE LE MONDE PEOPLE HAVE A REPRESENTATIVE HERE NOW...THIS WEEK? 298 00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:44,111 OF COURSE! THIS WEEK! 299 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:47,014 THE CRYSTAL BALL IS THE SOCIAL EVENT OF THE SEASON. 300 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,481 WHY SHOULDN'T THEY BE HERE? 301 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:51,051 I WANT THAT SIXTH STAR, ROBERT. ARE WE CLEAR? 302 00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,953 I WILL BE VERY UPSET IF I DON'T GET IT. 303 00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:54,954 I UNDERSTAND. 304 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:56,823 GOOD. 305 00:15:56,889 --> 00:16:00,727 NEXT WEEK WHEN EVERY TRAVEL SECTION IN THE COUNTRY INTERVIEWS US, 306 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,430 I WANT YOU IN THE PICTURE WITH ME. 307 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,298 NEXT WEEK. 308 00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:08,301 COULD YOU EXCUSE ME FOR...JUST A SECOND? 309 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:09,602 AHEM. 310 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:10,603 UH, AH... 311 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:11,838 OH! UM... 312 00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,173 OH, YES, YES. 313 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:17,010 I--I AM SCHEDULED FOR A VACATION NEXT WEEK. 314 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,078 NO, NO, NO, NO! 315 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:20,180 OW! [THUNK] 316 00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:22,882 UH...BANGED MY KNEE. TRICK KNEE. 317 00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:24,817 ROBERT, I NEED YOU HERE. 318 00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:27,054 DAD, YOU PROMISED! 319 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,256 IF YOU WANT TO KILL ME, JUST KILL ME. 320 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:32,425 PICK SOMETHING UP AND BEAT ME OVER THE HEAD. 321 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,927 WHY IS HE TALKING TO HIS CROTCH? 322 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,863 IS THERE A PROBLEM... ROBERT? 323 00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:39,466 NO. NO. 324 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:40,567 DAD! 325 00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:45,272 UH, WELL, YES, UM... ACTUALLY, MRS. DUBROW, 326 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,774 THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THAT I'VE HAD TO CANCEL-- 327 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:48,975 NO, THE THIRD! 328 00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:51,311 WORD. WHAT'S THE WORD I'M LOOKING FOR? 329 00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:52,912 I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS. 330 00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:55,648 THE WORDS FLY OUT OF YOUR HEAD. 331 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,550 IT MAKES ME INSANE WHEN... 332 00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:58,551 PAPER? 333 00:16:58,618 --> 00:16:59,486 HUH? 334 00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:02,989 ROBERT, I KNOW IT'S AN INCONVENIENCE. 335 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,091 UH, YES... 336 00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:06,259 LET ME JUST PUT IT THIS WAY. 337 00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:08,261 WHEN WE GET THE SIXTH STAR, 338 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,763 YOU ARE IN FOR A BIG BONUS, 339 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:14,467 AND YOU CAN TAKE THEM SOMEPLACE FABULOUS... EVENTUALLY. 340 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:17,804 BUT IF WE DON'T GET THE SIXTH STAR, 341 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,306 WELL--HA HA HA-- 342 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:22,209 TIME OFF JUST WON'T BE A PROBLEM, WILL IT? 343 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:24,711 ANY OTHER PROBLEMS? 344 00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:25,745 NO. 345 00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:27,347 GOOD. OH, ONE MORE THING. 346 00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:30,283 SINCE THIS IS SUCH AN IMPORTANT TIME FOR THE HOTEL, 347 00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:31,818 YOU SHOULD FIRE SOMEBODY. 348 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,586 YES, MRS. DUBROW-- 349 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:36,623 I HAVEN'T ASKED YOU TO FIRE ANYBODY SINCE... 350 00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:37,590 CHRISTMAS. 351 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:38,891 YES. 352 00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,993 WELL, THERE'S A CLUMSY CLERK 353 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,763 WITH A FOREIGN-SOUNDING NAME. 354 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:44,731 CONSUELO. 355 00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:45,898 SHE'LL DO. 356 00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:47,734 COME ALONG, VICTOR, DARLING! 357 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,069 REALLY, MRS. DUBROW, I'M NOT SURE THAT'S-- 358 00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:52,004 ROBERT, NOW, JUST DO IT! 359 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,506 BY THE WAY, 360 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,075 THERE'S A SMALL BOY UNDER YOUR DESK. 361 00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,216 THAT'S NOT FAIR, DAD! 362 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,851 YOU PROMISED US. 363 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,719 LET ME WORK ON IT, KYLE. 364 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,857 I NEED TO SEE CONSUELO. 365 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,859 OH, ALL RIGHT. SEND HER IN. 366 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,827 YOU CAN'T FIRE CONSUELO. 367 00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,296 I HAVE A SYSTEM, KYLE. 368 00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:18,298 FORTUNATELY, MRS. DUBROW NEVER REMEMBERS 369 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,667 WHO IT IS SHE WANTS ME TO FIRE. 370 00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:22,602 YES, MR. GRANT? 371 00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:24,804 CONSUELO, CONSUELO... 372 00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:26,206 MM-HMM. 373 00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:28,107 I'M GIVING YOU 374 00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:31,611 A WEEK'S PAID VACATION, STARTING RIGHT NOW. 375 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,380 ON ONE CONDITION-- 376 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:37,784 YOU HAVE TO RUN OUT OF THIS OFFICE RIGHT NOW, CRYING. 377 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,286 O.K. 378 00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:57,970 BUENO. 379 00:18:58,037 --> 00:18:59,372 [SOBS] 380 00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:14,254 ZOOM IN ON EIGHT. 381 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:16,323 HE'S A BIG, SCARY GUY 382 00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:19,259 WITH A HUGE TRUNK AND LOTS OF STICKERS. 383 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,328 RIGHT. SCARY GUY. HUGE TRUNK. GOT IT. 384 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,129 KEEP AN EYE OUT, O.K.? 385 00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:24,831 YOU BET, KID. 386 00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,766 THIS ONE REALLY LIKED ME. 387 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,167 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 388 00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:29,636 MMM...THEY'RE O.K. 389 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:32,605 I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS GUY. 390 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,241 KYLE, WE'RE PREOCCUPIED HERE. 391 00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:36,243 I HAVE A SENSE ABOUT THESE THINGS. 392 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,844 I KNOW YOU DO. 393 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,346 HE'S UP TO NO GOOD! 394 00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:42,782 KEEP AN EYE OUT. HE COULD BE ANYWHERE! 395 00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:05,572 I'M GOING TO SCHMOOZE THE GUESTS. 396 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:08,541 DO WHAT YOUR BROTHER SAYS... WITHIN REASON. 397 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,681 THE HUMAN BODY CAN ONLY STAND 398 00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,249 SO MANY CENTURIES OF INBREEDING. 399 00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:17,684 [TITTERS] 400 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,820 I BEG YOUR PARDON. ARE YOU THE MANAGER? 401 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,922 YES, I AM. ROBERT GRANT. 402 00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:25,525 LORD RUTLEDGE. TELL ME... 403 00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:29,228 WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE CHAMPAGNE, NEAR THE FURNACE? 404 00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:33,666 IS THERE A PROBLEM, LORD RUTLEDGE? 405 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,102 NO. IT'S JUST THAT YOUR ROOM SERVICE 406 00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:37,904 BROUGHT ME A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE 407 00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:40,940 THAT I COULD HAVE QUITE COMFORTABLY BATHED IN, 408 00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:43,576 HAD THERE BEEN ANY SOAP. 409 00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:45,111 WELL, I'M TERRIBLY SORRY. 410 00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:47,447 YES. YOU SHOULD BE. 411 00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:53,920 GOOD EVENING, MRS. DELLACROCE. 412 00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:55,288 GOOD EVENING. 413 00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:56,356 THANK YOU. 414 00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,325 HAVE A NICE EVENING, MA'AM. 415 00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:07,867 [GUNSHOTS] 416 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:12,572 [SINGING] 417 00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:15,274 I STILL SAY YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE. 418 00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:19,879 DOCTOR, I'D LIKE TO KISS YOU GOOD-BYE. 419 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:21,414 ALL RIGHT. 420 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:24,551 BUT...YOU'RE SO DAMNED UGLY! 421 00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:28,788 [BEEP BEEP BEEP] 422 00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:30,623 [BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP] 423 00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:53,780 SO, BRIAN, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO TONIGHT? 424 00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:55,882 WHOA, WHAT IS THIS "WE" STUFF? 425 00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:58,985 REMEMBER, MR. SPALDING IN 612 NEEDS HIS DOG WALKED. 426 00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:00,387 DON'T FORGET TO THANK HIM 427 00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:02,422 IF HE GIVES YOU A TIP. 428 00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:37,724 HIS NAME IS NEIL, 429 00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:41,293 AFTER NEIL ARMSTRONG, THE FIRST MAN ON THE MOON. 430 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,295 I LOVE THE ASTRONAUTS, DON'T YOU? 431 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,764 YEAH, SURE. 432 00:22:44,831 --> 00:22:47,934 I WANT YOU TO BE VERY, VERY CAREFUL WITH HIM. 433 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,936 'CAUSE HE'S MY PRIDE 434 00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:51,838 AND JOY, JOY, JOY! 435 00:22:51,904 --> 00:22:52,905 BACK IN 10. 436 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:56,669 [ARR-ARR] 437 00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:11,450 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 438 00:24:11,518 --> 00:24:13,285 DUNSTON, IT'S DADDY. 439 00:24:13,352 --> 00:24:15,755 IS EVERYTHING GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN? 440 00:24:15,822 --> 00:24:16,656 [PFFT] 441 00:24:16,723 --> 00:24:18,290 DON'T FORGET. JEWELS, NOT JUNK! 442 00:24:18,357 --> 00:24:19,325 [PFFT] 443 00:24:19,391 --> 00:24:20,359 [PFFT PFFT PFFT] 444 00:24:20,426 --> 00:24:21,994 [SHOUTING] LISTEN TO ME-- 445 00:24:31,337 --> 00:24:33,205 MMM. 446 00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:49,188 AHH! 447 00:24:51,457 --> 00:24:52,625 [CRASH] 448 00:25:28,294 --> 00:25:30,162 [KISSING SOUNDS] 449 00:26:35,862 --> 00:26:37,930 COME ON, NEIL. LET'S GO! 450 00:26:39,832 --> 00:26:41,768 COME ON. COME ON! 451 00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:44,704 LET'S GO, NEIL. COME AND GET ME. 452 00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:46,305 COME ON, BOY. FASTER! 453 00:26:46,372 --> 00:26:47,674 COME ON. ONCE AROUND. 454 00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:49,308 COME ON, NEIL! RUN. 455 00:26:49,375 --> 00:26:51,377 1, 2, 3, 4. 1, 2, 3, 4. 456 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:53,245 COME ON! LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT. 457 00:26:53,312 --> 00:26:56,382 LEFT PAW, RIGHT PAW. LEFT PAW, RIGHT PAW. 458 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:58,350 ONE MORE LAP. 459 00:26:58,417 --> 00:26:59,786 [RUFF RUFF RUFF] 460 00:26:59,852 --> 00:27:01,253 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 461 00:27:02,655 --> 00:27:03,555 [RUFF RUFF] 462 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:04,991 WHAT DO YOU SMELL, BOY? 463 00:27:06,225 --> 00:27:07,159 WHOA! 464 00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:09,729 NEIL! 465 00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:12,832 [WHINES] 466 00:27:12,899 --> 00:27:14,967 [RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF] 467 00:27:16,769 --> 00:27:17,837 [THA-DUMP] 468 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:21,340 NEIL! 469 00:27:21,407 --> 00:27:23,009 NEIL. 470 00:27:24,243 --> 00:27:25,211 NEIL! 471 00:27:25,277 --> 00:27:26,612 [RUFF RUFF] 472 00:27:26,679 --> 00:27:28,881 [RUFF RUFF RUFF] 473 00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:36,022 AAH! 474 00:27:49,401 --> 00:27:51,103 MY GOD! 475 00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:52,338 WHAT HAPPENED? 476 00:27:52,404 --> 00:27:53,339 WELL, UH... 477 00:27:53,405 --> 00:27:55,007 NEIL! 478 00:27:55,074 --> 00:27:58,244 AND WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 479 00:27:58,310 --> 00:28:01,013 UH... 480 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,915 A TIP? 481 00:28:02,982 --> 00:28:06,685 KYLE, I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET ABOUT THE VACATION, 482 00:28:06,753 --> 00:28:08,620 BUT THAT IS REALLY NO EXCUSE 483 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:11,791 TO THROW A GUEST'S DOG INTO THE GARBAGE! 484 00:28:11,858 --> 00:28:13,592 I DIDN'T THROW HIM IN THE GARBAGE. 485 00:28:13,659 --> 00:28:15,728 THEN WHAT HAPPENED? NO, DON'T TELL ME. 486 00:28:15,795 --> 00:28:19,799 I'LL GUESS. YOU GAVE HIM A COFFEE-GROUND BATH TO IMPROVE HIS COAT. 487 00:28:19,866 --> 00:28:21,868 HE JUMPED OFF THE DOG WALK! 488 00:28:21,934 --> 00:28:24,871 THE DOG IS SUICIDAL? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY? 489 00:28:24,937 --> 00:28:27,206 HE SMELLED THE MONSTER ON THE LEDGE AND JUMPED OVER. 490 00:28:27,273 --> 00:28:31,177 OH, HE SMELLED THE MONSTER. IT MAKES SENSE NOW. 491 00:28:31,243 --> 00:28:33,479 HE SMELLED THE MONSTER ON THE LEDGE! 492 00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:35,414 IT WAS THE SMELLY LEDGE MONSTER! 493 00:28:35,481 --> 00:28:36,983 WAY TO BLOW THE TIP, PSYCHO. 494 00:28:45,457 --> 00:28:47,359 AAH! 495 00:28:47,426 --> 00:28:49,796 LISTEN, BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO PASS SENTENCE. 496 00:28:49,862 --> 00:28:51,597 YOU ARE BOTH GROUNDED! 497 00:28:51,663 --> 00:28:52,765 WE'RE ALREADY GROUNDED. 498 00:28:52,832 --> 00:28:54,466 YOU'RE DOUBLE GROUNDED! 499 00:28:54,533 --> 00:28:55,968 AND, BRIAN, NO POKER, 500 00:28:56,035 --> 00:28:58,838 NO VIDEOS, AND NO USING THE SECURITY ROOM 501 00:28:58,905 --> 00:29:00,639 FOR YOUR OWN VOYEURISTIC PLEASURES. 502 00:29:00,706 --> 00:29:02,474 AND, KYLE, NO... 503 00:29:02,541 --> 00:29:03,709 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 504 00:29:03,776 --> 00:29:04,844 NO... 505 00:29:04,911 --> 00:29:06,245 [RING RING] 506 00:29:06,312 --> 00:29:09,581 I'LL GET BACK TO YOU ON THE PUNISHMENT THING. 507 00:29:09,648 --> 00:29:13,119 MR. GRANT, SORRY TO DISTURB YOU. THERE'S BEEN A ROBBERY. 508 00:29:13,185 --> 00:29:15,087 ALL RIGHT. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 509 00:29:15,154 --> 00:29:17,456 WHAT ABOUT HIS PUNISHMENT? 510 00:29:19,291 --> 00:29:21,327 THINK OF SOMETHING YOU REALLY LIKE. 511 00:29:21,393 --> 00:29:22,728 YOU GOT IT? 512 00:29:22,795 --> 00:29:24,163 YEAH. 513 00:29:24,230 --> 00:29:26,065 NO THAT! 514 00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:42,381 GOOD EVENING, LORD RUTLEDGE. 515 00:29:42,448 --> 00:29:43,749 HOW WAS THE PLAY? 516 00:29:43,816 --> 00:29:45,251 DELIGHTFUL. 517 00:29:45,317 --> 00:29:48,220 HAVEN'T SAID THAT WORD IN MONTHS. 518 00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:49,822 NOW... 519 00:29:49,889 --> 00:29:51,891 SHOW DADDY WHAT YOU GOT, HMM? 520 00:29:56,829 --> 00:29:58,030 [TITTERS] 521 00:30:00,466 --> 00:30:02,268 I'M NOT AMUSED. 522 00:30:05,938 --> 00:30:08,307 I'M IN NO MOOD FOR THIS, DUNSTON. 523 00:30:12,478 --> 00:30:14,280 DON'T DO THIS, DUNSTON. 524 00:30:14,346 --> 00:30:17,783 YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BROTHER... 525 00:30:17,850 --> 00:30:20,386 DON'T YOU? 526 00:30:20,452 --> 00:30:24,623 SAMSON LIKED TO PLAY GAMES, DIDN'T HE? 527 00:30:24,690 --> 00:30:26,325 HMM? 528 00:30:26,392 --> 00:30:29,361 AND WE ALL REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO SAMSON, 529 00:30:29,428 --> 00:30:30,429 HMM? 530 00:30:33,632 --> 00:30:37,436 WELL... [MUMBLING] 531 00:30:37,503 --> 00:30:38,971 FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE! 532 00:30:39,038 --> 00:30:40,839 GOD, YOU BLITHERING IDIOT! 533 00:30:40,907 --> 00:30:42,308 AAH! [THUNK] 534 00:30:42,374 --> 00:30:43,242 [SCREECHES] 535 00:30:46,578 --> 00:30:49,815 DUNSTON, YOU'RE BEHAVING LIKE A WILD ANIMAL! 536 00:30:49,882 --> 00:30:51,050 DUNSTON! 537 00:30:51,117 --> 00:30:53,252 DUNSTON, COME BACK HERE. 538 00:30:54,887 --> 00:30:56,855 THIS JOB IS NOT OVER. 539 00:30:56,923 --> 00:30:59,025 THE PIE IS ONLY JUST BEGINNING! 540 00:30:59,091 --> 00:31:01,260 DUNSTON, DADDY'S SORRY. 541 00:31:02,428 --> 00:31:03,395 [TITTERS] 542 00:31:03,462 --> 00:31:06,332 DUNSTON, I'VE GOT SOME LOVELY BANANAS HERE. 543 00:31:06,398 --> 00:31:07,934 [TITTERS] 544 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,869 DON'T WAVE YOUR HAIRY BOTTOM AT ME! 545 00:31:10,937 --> 00:31:13,072 DUNSTON, REMEMBER, WE'RE PARTNERS! 546 00:31:13,139 --> 00:31:15,807 THIS IS BUSINESS STRAIGHT DOWN THE LINE. 547 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,776 COME BACK HERE! 548 00:31:17,843 --> 00:31:19,211 DUNSTON! 549 00:31:20,412 --> 00:31:21,480 DUNSTON! 550 00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:46,172 LEAVE IT ON, PLEASE. 551 00:31:58,417 --> 00:31:59,585 GOOD NIGHT, BUDDY. 552 00:32:04,957 --> 00:32:06,392 GOOD NIGHT, MOM. 553 00:32:08,427 --> 00:32:11,497 YOU STILL SAY GOOD NIGHT TO MOM? 554 00:32:11,563 --> 00:32:13,265 YEAH. 555 00:32:13,332 --> 00:32:15,367 THAT'S NOT STUPID OR ANYTHING... 556 00:32:15,434 --> 00:32:16,435 IS IT? 557 00:32:17,869 --> 00:32:19,271 NO, KYLE. 558 00:32:19,338 --> 00:32:21,340 IT'S NOT STUPID AT ALL. 559 00:32:24,543 --> 00:32:27,713 8 P.M., MRS. DELLACROCE LEAVES FOR DINNER. 560 00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:29,315 JEWELS ARE STILL THERE. 561 00:32:29,381 --> 00:32:32,451 THREE HOURS LATER, MRS. DELLACROCE RETURNS. 562 00:32:32,518 --> 00:32:33,852 THE JEWELS ARE GONE. 563 00:32:33,919 --> 00:32:35,521 DURING THAT TIME, 564 00:32:35,587 --> 00:32:39,025 NOBODY ELSE WENT THROUGH THAT DOOR, MRS. DUBROW. 565 00:32:41,827 --> 00:32:43,129 WHO IS THAT? 566 00:32:43,195 --> 00:32:45,564 THAT'S LORD RUTLEDGE. 567 00:32:51,270 --> 00:32:52,638 I WONDER WHAT HE'S DOING. 568 00:32:54,540 --> 00:32:56,208 THAT'S VERY ODD. 569 00:32:57,376 --> 00:32:58,310 DUNSTON? 570 00:32:58,377 --> 00:32:59,345 DUNSTON! 571 00:33:02,014 --> 00:33:03,749 DUNNY... 572 00:33:08,287 --> 00:33:10,289 THE MAN FROM LE MONDE. 573 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:35,414 MY HAND. 574 00:33:35,481 --> 00:33:37,316 STOP IT. 575 00:33:37,383 --> 00:33:39,385 STOP IT! 576 00:33:39,451 --> 00:33:41,120 MY HAND. 577 00:33:58,704 --> 00:33:59,938 DAD! 578 00:34:00,005 --> 00:34:02,341 THERE'S A GORILLA IN THE BATHROOM! 579 00:34:02,408 --> 00:34:05,344 KYLE, THERE IS NO GORILLA IN THE BATHROOM. 580 00:34:05,411 --> 00:34:06,145 BUT, DAD-- 581 00:34:06,212 --> 00:34:08,214 GO BACK TO SLEEP. 582 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,416 I CAN'T SLEEP NOW! 583 00:34:10,482 --> 00:34:12,818 THEN WATCH TV. 584 00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:15,354 NICE BLACK AND WHITE MOVIE. 585 00:34:15,421 --> 00:34:17,356 YOU'LL BE OUT IN NO TIME. 586 00:34:17,423 --> 00:34:20,126 SEND THE RIOT SQUAD. KONG HAS ESCAPED! 587 00:34:20,192 --> 00:34:21,760 [RRR] 588 00:34:57,763 --> 00:34:59,498 [SLURPS] 589 00:35:22,321 --> 00:35:24,190 KYLE, GO TO SLEEP. 590 00:35:26,325 --> 00:35:27,893 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 591 00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:30,362 YOU CAN SLEEP WITH ME TONIGHT 592 00:35:30,429 --> 00:35:32,764 IF YOU'RE STILL SCARED, BUT JUST TONIGHT. 593 00:35:40,071 --> 00:35:41,106 [COUGHS] 594 00:35:41,173 --> 00:35:43,141 DID YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH? 595 00:35:45,844 --> 00:35:48,947 WHAT ARE YOU... ARE YOU WEARING YOUR FLANNELS? 596 00:35:49,014 --> 00:35:51,783 [RING] 597 00:36:11,770 --> 00:36:14,740 WELL, YOU SLEPT ALL OVER THE PLACE. 598 00:36:14,806 --> 00:36:16,808 THE BATHROOM! 599 00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:19,878 GUESS HE REALLY HAS TO GO. 600 00:36:22,914 --> 00:36:24,383 THE CAMCORDER! 601 00:36:29,888 --> 00:36:31,257 NO! 602 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:35,761 DAD'S GOING TO KILL YOU 603 00:36:35,827 --> 00:36:38,330 WHEN HE FINDS OUT YOU LOST HIS CAMCORDER. 604 00:36:38,397 --> 00:36:40,899 I DIDN'T LOSE IT. THE GORILLA DID. 605 00:36:40,966 --> 00:36:42,334 OH, RIGHT. THE GORILLA. 606 00:36:42,401 --> 00:36:45,404 WHEN WE GET IT BACK, YOU'LL SEE. 607 00:36:51,610 --> 00:36:52,578 [WHISTLES] 608 00:36:52,644 --> 00:36:54,346 MAKE THAT THREE MONTHS' ALLOWANCE 609 00:36:54,413 --> 00:36:57,449 AND SIX MONTHS OF MAKING MY BED. 610 00:36:57,516 --> 00:36:58,684 DEAL. 611 00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:08,527 OH, BOY. 612 00:37:08,594 --> 00:37:09,995 HOLD ON. 613 00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:11,597 IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO ME, 614 00:37:11,663 --> 00:37:14,466 THERE'S A BOX OF MAGAZINES UNDER MY BED. 615 00:37:14,533 --> 00:37:16,167 GET RID OF THEM, O.K.? 616 00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:17,669 GOTCHA. 617 00:37:33,018 --> 00:37:34,853 [HUMS] 618 00:37:41,793 --> 00:37:43,094 BRIAN, YOU O.K.? 619 00:37:43,161 --> 00:37:44,930 YEAH, FINE, KYLE. 620 00:37:55,073 --> 00:37:57,275 HOLD ON! 621 00:37:58,844 --> 00:38:00,646 I FOUND SOMETHING! 622 00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:02,881 KYLE! 623 00:38:06,151 --> 00:38:07,853 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 624 00:38:07,919 --> 00:38:09,321 EXCUSE ME, BUT, UH, 625 00:38:09,388 --> 00:38:11,323 CAN YOU STOP DOING THAT? 626 00:38:11,390 --> 00:38:13,124 YOU TRYING TO KILL ME? 627 00:38:13,191 --> 00:38:14,893 SEE, MY BROTHER'S DOWN THERE, 628 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:17,329 AND, HE, UH, HE GETS... 629 00:38:17,396 --> 00:38:20,231 KYLE, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 630 00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:21,500 OOF! 631 00:38:26,104 --> 00:38:27,005 UH... 632 00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:32,444 H-HELLO. 633 00:38:38,216 --> 00:38:39,851 DUNSTON, STOP THAT! 634 00:38:39,918 --> 00:38:52,998 AAH! 635 00:38:53,064 --> 00:38:54,332 OOF! 636 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:57,235 I'M GOING TO KILL HIM! I'M GOING TO KILL HIM! 637 00:38:57,302 --> 00:38:58,904 DADDY'S VERY ANGRY, DUNSTON, 638 00:38:58,970 --> 00:39:01,707 VERY ANGRY, INDEED. 639 00:39:04,476 --> 00:39:05,577 OH! OW! OW! 640 00:39:11,450 --> 00:39:13,419 AH HA HA HA HA! 641 00:39:17,823 --> 00:39:21,326 AAH! 642 00:39:21,393 --> 00:39:22,293 DAMN! 643 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:32,671 AAH! 644 00:39:37,142 --> 00:39:38,810 WHOA! 645 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:44,382 WHERE ARE WE GOING? 646 00:40:04,269 --> 00:40:06,037 SHOOT. 647 00:40:06,104 --> 00:40:07,939 DAD'S GOING TO KILL ME! 648 00:40:21,887 --> 00:40:23,321 GEE... 649 00:40:23,388 --> 00:40:24,890 THANKS... 650 00:40:24,956 --> 00:40:25,991 DUNSTON? 651 00:40:29,461 --> 00:40:31,096 THAT GUY ALWAYS MEAN TO YOU? 652 00:40:32,964 --> 00:40:35,934 DON'T WORRY. NO ONE'S GOING TO HURT YOU. 653 00:40:36,001 --> 00:40:37,135 I PROMISE. 654 00:40:46,978 --> 00:40:47,979 ROBERT! 655 00:40:49,114 --> 00:40:50,482 ROBERT. 656 00:40:52,984 --> 00:40:54,085 ROBERT! 657 00:40:57,489 --> 00:41:00,892 THE LE MONDE SPY IS NAMED RUTLEDGE. 658 00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:02,327 LORD RUTLEDGE? 659 00:41:02,393 --> 00:41:03,762 YOU'VE MET HIM? 660 00:41:03,829 --> 00:41:06,331 WELL, I--WE PASSED IN THE HALL. 661 00:41:06,397 --> 00:41:08,500 WHAT DID HE SAY? 662 00:41:08,567 --> 00:41:11,402 JUST THAT THE CHAMPAGNE... 663 00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:13,605 THAT--THAT WE ARE THE-- 664 00:41:13,672 --> 00:41:15,841 THE CHAMPAGNE OF HOTELS. 665 00:41:15,907 --> 00:41:18,810 THAT BODES WELL FOR YOU, DOESN'T IT? 666 00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:23,915 ALMOST THERE. 667 00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:26,151 HEY, KYLE! 668 00:41:26,217 --> 00:41:27,118 HI. 669 00:41:31,422 --> 00:41:32,958 GET BACK IN THERE! 670 00:41:39,264 --> 00:41:40,198 OH... 671 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,835 WHAT HAVE WE HERE, 672 00:41:43,902 --> 00:41:44,770 HMM? 673 00:41:49,407 --> 00:41:51,810 ROOM SERVICE? 674 00:41:57,916 --> 00:42:01,319 WE MUST HAVE A LITTLE TALK LATER. 675 00:42:01,386 --> 00:42:02,754 [ELEVATOR DINGS] 676 00:42:02,821 --> 00:42:05,123 DUNSTON, GET BACK HERE! 677 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:10,596 DUNSTON? 678 00:42:11,630 --> 00:42:14,099 * OW, OW * 679 00:42:14,165 --> 00:42:16,034 * ALL ABOARD THAT FUNK BOAT * 680 00:42:16,101 --> 00:42:19,204 * THAT I'M ABOUT TO START SAILIN' NOW * 681 00:42:19,270 --> 00:42:20,972 * ALL YOU RIGGERS AND ALL YOU PARTY TRICKERS * 682 00:42:21,039 --> 00:42:23,909 * EVERYBODY'S IN THE FUNKY BLOWOUT * 683 00:42:23,975 --> 00:42:25,911 * YOU KNOW WHERE TO SET SAIL FROM * 684 00:42:25,977 --> 00:42:29,147 * JUST AROUND THE CORNER FROM THE PORTOBELLO ROAD * 685 00:42:29,214 --> 00:42:31,416 * DOWNTOWN, W-10, YOU'RE MY BEST, BABY * 686 00:42:31,482 --> 00:42:32,884 * BABY, DO WHAT YOU DONE TOLD * 687 00:42:32,951 --> 00:42:35,954 * I GOT BOTTLES OF BEER AND A DECK OR TWO * 688 00:42:36,021 --> 00:42:38,790 * ALL MY FRIENDS ARE NOW COMING IN * 689 00:42:38,857 --> 00:42:40,992 * LUCY AND JULES LOOKIN' GOOD, GIRLS * 690 00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:43,261 * SO ALL ABOARD, LET THE PARTY BEGIN * 691 00:42:43,328 --> 00:42:45,230 * I'M ON THE MIKE, I MAKE YOU DANCE * 692 00:42:45,296 --> 00:42:46,765 * I MAKE YOU FUNK, I MAKE YOU SWEAT * 693 00:42:46,832 --> 00:42:48,233 * FROM NOW TILL THE BREAK OF DAWN * 694 00:42:48,299 --> 00:42:51,903 * SO GET UP THE WALL, LET'S HAVE A BALL * 695 00:42:51,970 --> 00:42:53,839 * TILL THE MORNING COMES, AND I SAID * 696 00:42:53,905 --> 00:42:55,607 * HAVE FUN, GO MAD * 697 00:42:55,674 --> 00:42:56,608 * DO WHAT I SAY * 698 00:42:56,675 --> 00:42:57,643 * HAVE FUN, GO MAD * 699 00:42:57,709 --> 00:42:58,810 * DON'T DO WHAT I DO * 700 00:42:58,877 --> 00:43:00,411 * HAVE FUN, GO MAD * 701 00:43:00,478 --> 00:43:02,313 * COME ON, HAVE FUN * 702 00:43:02,380 --> 00:43:03,381 * LIVIN' IN THE CITY * 703 00:43:03,448 --> 00:43:04,582 * HERE WE GO... ** 704 00:43:06,384 --> 00:43:07,318 Dunston. 705 00:43:08,987 --> 00:43:10,055 Dunston. 706 00:43:10,121 --> 00:43:12,658 [SIGHS] OHH... 707 00:43:12,724 --> 00:43:16,728 SO FAR IT'S BEEN A GHASTLY TRIP. 708 00:43:16,795 --> 00:43:18,697 EXCEPT FOR ONE THING... 709 00:43:20,031 --> 00:43:23,168 MR. DELLACROCE DIDN'T COME WITH ME. 710 00:43:23,234 --> 00:43:24,602 OH, HA HA. 711 00:43:24,670 --> 00:43:26,071 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 712 00:43:26,137 --> 00:43:29,174 I'M GOING TO GO GET THAT SPECIAL OIL. 713 00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:30,642 DON'T BE LONG. 714 00:43:39,985 --> 00:43:40,952 OOH! 715 00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:43,722 AH HA HA. 716 00:43:43,789 --> 00:43:46,057 I DIDN'T HEAR YOU COME IN. 717 00:43:46,124 --> 00:43:48,226 OH, THAT'S JUST HOW I LIKE IT. 718 00:43:48,293 --> 00:43:49,227 [TITTERS] 719 00:43:49,294 --> 00:43:51,730 [LAUGHS] YES! 720 00:43:51,797 --> 00:43:53,732 OH, WILLIAM! 721 00:43:53,799 --> 00:43:55,934 YOU ARE AMAZING! 722 00:43:57,035 --> 00:43:58,336 HOO HOO! 723 00:43:59,404 --> 00:44:00,305 OH! 724 00:44:01,372 --> 00:44:02,507 WILLIAM! 725 00:44:02,573 --> 00:44:04,275 OH, YOU ARE ASTOUNDING! 726 00:44:04,342 --> 00:44:07,645 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, BUT IT'S FABULOUS! 727 00:44:08,579 --> 00:44:10,215 WILLIAM. 728 00:44:10,281 --> 00:44:11,249 OH! 729 00:44:11,316 --> 00:44:12,317 AH HA! 730 00:44:12,383 --> 00:44:13,584 OOH! 731 00:44:13,651 --> 00:44:14,552 OUCH! 732 00:44:14,619 --> 00:44:16,021 OH! 733 00:44:16,087 --> 00:44:17,388 HA HA HA! 734 00:44:17,455 --> 00:44:19,691 OUCH! HA HA! 735 00:44:19,758 --> 00:44:22,694 OH! MORE! MORE, WILLIAM, MORE! 736 00:44:22,761 --> 00:44:24,763 HA HA HA HA! 737 00:44:24,830 --> 00:44:26,698 OH, WILLIAM! 738 00:44:27,833 --> 00:44:29,534 DON'T STOP, WILLIAM. 739 00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:31,369 WILLIAM? 740 00:44:31,436 --> 00:44:33,739 [LAUGHS] WILLIAM... 741 00:44:33,805 --> 00:44:36,207 OH, WILLIAM! 742 00:44:51,422 --> 00:44:52,991 [PFFT] 743 00:44:53,058 --> 00:44:57,095 DUNSTON! COME ON, WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE FAST! 744 00:45:08,206 --> 00:45:11,642 O.K. YOU STAY HERE AND BE VERY QUIET. 745 00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:13,779 MY DAD'S GOING TO HELP US. 746 00:45:13,845 --> 00:45:15,380 DON'T WORRY, DUNSTON. 747 00:45:15,446 --> 00:45:17,382 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 748 00:45:31,329 --> 00:45:32,931 MMM. 749 00:45:32,998 --> 00:45:34,565 IS THAT A LOOFAH? 750 00:45:34,632 --> 00:45:35,967 THAT FEELS GREAT, HELAINE. 751 00:45:37,302 --> 00:45:39,370 MMM. THAT'S INTERESTING PERFUME. 752 00:45:39,437 --> 00:45:41,039 IS THAT...MUSK? 753 00:45:59,925 --> 00:46:01,626 HELAINE, WHAT ARE YOU DO-- 754 00:46:01,692 --> 00:46:03,028 AAH! PERVERT! 755 00:46:12,804 --> 00:46:14,739 OUCH. 756 00:46:14,806 --> 00:46:17,375 BUT, DAD, KYLE TRIED TO KILL ME! 757 00:46:17,442 --> 00:46:18,243 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 758 00:46:18,309 --> 00:46:21,246 YOU SHOULD PUT HIM IN A SPECIAL SCHOOL. 759 00:46:21,312 --> 00:46:24,715 THEY'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM, COOK FOR HIM. 760 00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:25,851 WHAT? 761 00:46:25,917 --> 00:46:28,253 WHAT IS YOUR BROTHER DOING IN THE SPA? 762 00:46:29,787 --> 00:46:30,788 DAD! 763 00:46:30,856 --> 00:46:32,290 IT WASN'T A MONSTER. 764 00:46:32,357 --> 00:46:35,293 IT'S A MONKEY, AND HIS NAME IS DUNSTON! 765 00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:38,696 AND THIS GUY WANTS TO HURT HIM, AND HE'S HIDING! 766 00:46:38,763 --> 00:46:40,498 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 767 00:46:40,565 --> 00:46:41,933 WHERE IS HE? 768 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:43,534 TERRIBLY SORRY, LADIES. 769 00:46:43,601 --> 00:46:44,836 BUT, DAD, HE WAS HERE-- 770 00:46:44,903 --> 00:46:46,404 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 771 00:46:46,471 --> 00:46:50,241 HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME DOWN HERE? 772 00:46:50,308 --> 00:46:52,543 WHAT LANGUAGE DO YOU SPEAK? 773 00:46:52,610 --> 00:46:53,945 IT'S HIM, THE GUY! 774 00:46:54,012 --> 00:46:55,580 TOLD YOU, DAD. CRAZY. 775 00:46:56,747 --> 00:46:57,916 BRIAN! 776 00:46:58,950 --> 00:47:00,751 THAT'S HIM! THAT'S THE GUY! 777 00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:02,220 THIS IS HIM, DAD. 778 00:47:02,287 --> 00:47:05,023 HE'S GOT A MONKEY NAMED DUNSTON, 779 00:47:05,090 --> 00:47:07,592 AND HE TRIED TO HURT HIM. 780 00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:08,927 YOU'RE IN TROUBLE NOW! 781 00:47:08,994 --> 00:47:10,428 MY DAD'S HERE! 782 00:47:10,495 --> 00:47:12,130 WELL... 783 00:47:12,197 --> 00:47:13,731 LORD RUTLEDGE, I AM... 784 00:47:13,798 --> 00:47:16,134 TERRIBLY, TERRIBLY SORRY. 785 00:47:16,201 --> 00:47:19,037 IT'S NO WONDER THIS HOTEL IS SO SHODDILY RUN. 786 00:47:19,104 --> 00:47:22,640 YOU CAN'T EVEN CONTROL ONE SMALL BOY, CAN YOU? 787 00:47:22,707 --> 00:47:24,742 WELL... 788 00:47:24,809 --> 00:47:28,546 HE'S VERY...VERY SORRY, AREN'T YOU, KYLE? 789 00:47:28,613 --> 00:47:30,949 NO! HE TRIED TO HURT DUNSTON! 790 00:47:31,016 --> 00:47:33,952 YOUR SON, SIR, IS BEHAVING LIKE A LUNATIC. 791 00:47:34,019 --> 00:47:34,852 NO, I'M NOT! 792 00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:37,155 ENOUGH! 793 00:47:37,222 --> 00:47:40,091 APOLOGIZE TO LORD RUTLEDGE. 794 00:47:41,292 --> 00:47:42,127 BUT, DAD-- 795 00:47:42,193 --> 00:47:43,995 NOW. 796 00:47:46,331 --> 00:47:48,599 I'M SORRY. 797 00:47:48,666 --> 00:47:50,601 NOW GET UPSTAIRS. 798 00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:54,005 AND STAY THERE. 799 00:47:57,742 --> 00:47:59,277 AH...UH... 800 00:47:59,344 --> 00:48:02,547 LORD RUTLEDGE, UH, I WOULD, UM, 801 00:48:02,613 --> 00:48:06,517 VERY MUCH LIKE YOU TO BE MY GUEST AT DINNER THIS EVENING. 802 00:48:06,584 --> 00:48:09,320 OH, HOW THRILLING. 803 00:48:09,387 --> 00:48:10,855 WELL, EXCELLENT. 804 00:48:10,922 --> 00:48:14,125 I'M SURE YOU WILL ENJOY THE CUISINE HERE. 805 00:48:14,192 --> 00:48:17,362 I DOUBT THAT THE CITY OFFERS ANY DINING EXPERIENCE... 806 00:48:48,426 --> 00:48:49,827 AH. LADIES. 807 00:48:49,894 --> 00:48:51,796 PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR BEING 808 00:48:51,862 --> 00:48:53,231 QUITE SO DETAINED. 809 00:48:53,298 --> 00:48:55,800 MRS. FELDMAN, MRS. WINTHROP. 810 00:48:55,866 --> 00:48:56,767 MRS. WINTHROP... 811 00:48:56,834 --> 00:48:58,503 MRS. FELDMAN. 812 00:48:58,569 --> 00:49:00,371 YES. YES, OF COURSE. 813 00:49:00,438 --> 00:49:01,139 OBVIOUSLY. 814 00:49:01,206 --> 00:49:02,807 WELL, FIRST OF ALL, 815 00:49:02,873 --> 00:49:05,176 LET ME SAY HOW GRATEFUL WE ALL ARE 816 00:49:05,243 --> 00:49:06,944 FOR THE WONDERFUL WORK 817 00:49:07,012 --> 00:49:09,580 THAT YOUR ORGANIZATION HAS BEEN DOING 818 00:49:09,647 --> 00:49:11,716 IN ITS FIGHT AGAINST, UH... 819 00:49:11,782 --> 00:49:13,084 AHEM. 820 00:49:14,752 --> 00:49:16,988 TINEAVERSICOLA. 821 00:49:17,055 --> 00:49:18,389 IT'S A SKIN DISEASE. 822 00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:21,226 NOT DEADLY, JUST... UNSIGHTLY. 823 00:49:21,292 --> 00:49:24,862 ALL THE GOOD DISEASES WERE TAKEN. 824 00:49:24,929 --> 00:49:26,964 YES. YES, THEY WERE. 825 00:49:36,341 --> 00:49:38,209 NOW, I KNOW THAT YOUR ORGANIZATION 826 00:49:38,276 --> 00:49:40,345 HAS BEEN TO THE FOUR SEASONS. 827 00:49:40,411 --> 00:49:44,349 I WOULD BE LOATH TO EVER SPEAK ILL OF A COMPETITOR, BUT-- 828 00:49:44,415 --> 00:49:45,683 HOLY SHIT! 829 00:49:46,884 --> 00:49:49,420 HE MUST REALLY HATE THE FOUR SEASONS. 830 00:49:49,487 --> 00:49:51,356 NO! NO! NO! 831 00:49:51,422 --> 00:49:52,423 I'M SORRY. 832 00:49:52,490 --> 00:49:55,293 I JUST WASN'T PREPARED TO SPEAK ABOUT MONKEYS--MONEY! 833 00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:58,229 WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME? I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 834 00:49:58,296 --> 00:50:00,231 I WILL BE...RIGHT BACK. 835 00:50:00,298 --> 00:50:01,799 HA HA! WITH THE DOORKNOB-- 836 00:50:01,866 --> 00:50:04,402 HA HA. OH, GOSH! 837 00:50:05,836 --> 00:50:06,804 CALL SECURITY. 838 00:50:06,871 --> 00:50:07,772 EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY! 839 00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:11,142 CALL THE BEST ANIMAL CONTROL PERSON IN THE CITY. 840 00:50:11,209 --> 00:50:13,644 NANCY, NANCY... CALL KYLE, AND, UH, 841 00:50:13,711 --> 00:50:15,580 APOLOGIZE FOR ME. 842 00:50:18,316 --> 00:50:21,186 I GOT A MONKEY IN MY HOTEL. 843 00:50:24,122 --> 00:50:25,990 MONKEY! 844 00:50:26,057 --> 00:50:29,060 [SINGSONG] OH...MONKEY! 845 00:50:31,929 --> 00:50:34,099 I WONDER WHERE HE IS. 846 00:50:37,535 --> 00:50:38,269 * YOO-HOO! * 847 00:50:38,336 --> 00:50:40,805 * HERE, HERE ** 848 00:50:40,871 --> 00:50:42,073 AAH-- 849 00:50:43,108 --> 00:50:44,942 MR. GRANT SEEMS VERY COMPETENT. 850 00:50:45,009 --> 00:50:46,377 YES. 851 00:50:46,444 --> 00:50:49,414 UNTIL HE RAN SCREAMING FROM THE ROOM, OF COURSE. 852 00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:50,648 OF COURSE. 853 00:50:50,715 --> 00:50:52,783 AAH! 854 00:50:56,087 --> 00:50:58,089 AAH! 855 00:51:00,125 --> 00:51:01,426 [HORN HONKS] 856 00:51:19,009 --> 00:51:20,111 AHEM. 857 00:51:23,314 --> 00:51:25,483 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 858 00:51:28,419 --> 00:51:30,455 MM-HMM. 859 00:51:30,521 --> 00:51:31,389 OKEY-DOKE. 860 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:44,235 ALL THESE MONKEYS 861 00:51:44,302 --> 00:51:46,171 ARE...CRIMINALS? 862 00:51:47,905 --> 00:51:49,507 WELL... 863 00:51:49,574 --> 00:51:52,076 THAT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE HIM. 864 00:51:52,143 --> 00:51:54,779 PONGO PYGMAEUS. 865 00:51:54,845 --> 00:51:58,883 YOU'VE GOT AN ORANGUTAN PROBLEM, MR. GRANT. 866 00:51:58,949 --> 00:52:01,152 WHERE DID HE COME FROM? 867 00:52:01,219 --> 00:52:02,687 WELL, MA'AM, 868 00:52:02,753 --> 00:52:05,390 WHEN TWO ORANGUTANS FALL IN LOVE... 869 00:52:05,456 --> 00:52:06,824 I...THINK SHE MEANS 870 00:52:06,891 --> 00:52:08,793 HOW DID HE GET IN THE HOTEL? 871 00:52:08,859 --> 00:52:10,195 OH. 872 00:52:10,261 --> 00:52:12,797 MY GUESS... 873 00:52:12,863 --> 00:52:14,699 THE SEWERS. 874 00:52:14,765 --> 00:52:16,201 I BEG YOUR PARDON? 875 00:52:16,267 --> 00:52:18,469 HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION. 876 00:52:20,238 --> 00:52:22,273 IT'S EASTER. 877 00:52:22,340 --> 00:52:24,342 YOU THINK IT MIGHT BE CUTE 878 00:52:24,409 --> 00:52:27,545 TO PUT A BABY ORANGUTAN IN YOUR KID'S BASKET. 879 00:52:27,612 --> 00:52:29,747 WELL, AT FIRST IT IS CUTE. 880 00:52:29,814 --> 00:52:31,682 THEN IT GETS BIGGER. 881 00:52:31,749 --> 00:52:33,218 THE KIDS LOSE INTEREST. 882 00:52:33,284 --> 00:52:35,886 AND THEN ONE NIGHT... 883 00:52:35,953 --> 00:52:38,256 YOU FLUSH IT DOWN THE TOILET. 884 00:52:39,357 --> 00:52:40,758 THAT'S RIDICULOUS! 885 00:52:40,825 --> 00:52:43,828 YOU EVER BEEN IN THE SEWERS OF THIS CITY, 886 00:52:43,894 --> 00:52:45,029 MR. GRANT? 887 00:52:45,095 --> 00:52:46,431 WELL, I HAVE! 888 00:52:46,497 --> 00:52:48,833 I COULD TELL YOU STORIES... 889 00:52:48,899 --> 00:52:50,268 OOH! 890 00:52:52,002 --> 00:52:54,372 I SAW A TURTLE ONE TIME... 891 00:52:54,439 --> 00:52:58,276 LOOKED LIKE A VOLKSWAGEN WITH A TAIL. 892 00:52:58,343 --> 00:53:01,212 IT WAS 1967... 893 00:53:01,279 --> 00:53:02,813 SUMMER OF LOVE. 894 00:53:05,350 --> 00:53:07,285 I HAVEN'T FELT COMFORTABLE 895 00:53:07,352 --> 00:53:09,387 SITTING ON THE JOHN SINCE. 896 00:53:10,321 --> 00:53:12,923 SINCE...1967? 897 00:53:14,392 --> 00:53:17,295 NOW, IF HE'S CONTAINED... 898 00:53:17,362 --> 00:53:19,397 IT SHOULD BE EASY. 899 00:53:19,464 --> 00:53:20,731 DAD! 900 00:53:20,798 --> 00:53:21,999 NO! 901 00:53:22,066 --> 00:53:23,234 DAD, WHAT'S GOING ON? 902 00:53:23,301 --> 00:53:24,269 NOT NOW, SON. 903 00:53:24,335 --> 00:53:25,670 EXCUSE--AAH! 904 00:53:26,704 --> 00:53:29,407 DAD, WHY DOES HE HAVE A GUN? 905 00:53:29,474 --> 00:53:31,175 I'LL TELL YOU LATER. 906 00:53:31,242 --> 00:53:32,443 HEY... 907 00:53:32,510 --> 00:53:35,313 SORRY I DIDN'T BELIEVE YOU. 908 00:53:36,347 --> 00:53:37,582 NOW TAKE OFF, O.K.? 909 00:53:39,149 --> 00:53:40,485 THIS TRANQUILIZER DART 910 00:53:40,551 --> 00:53:43,488 WILL KNOCK A HUMAN OUT FOR 18 HOURS. 911 00:53:43,554 --> 00:53:45,890 AND ITS EFFECT ON AN ORANGUTAN? 912 00:53:45,956 --> 00:53:48,459 KILL HIM, MOST LIKELY. 913 00:53:52,096 --> 00:53:53,831 I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO SAY 914 00:53:53,898 --> 00:53:57,067 THAT THIS MONKEY MADE A MONKEY OUT OF US. 915 00:53:57,134 --> 00:53:58,836 DON'T MOVE UNLESS I SAY SO! 916 00:53:58,903 --> 00:54:01,839 IF YOU SEE THE MONKEY, YELL OUT LOUDLY. 917 00:54:01,906 --> 00:54:04,208 MURRAY! MURRAY, QUICK! 918 00:54:04,275 --> 00:54:06,744 HE GOT OUT! HE'S IN THE KITCHEN! 919 00:54:06,811 --> 00:54:09,280 YOU'D BETTER GET THERE FAST. DAD'S PRETTY MAD! 920 00:54:09,347 --> 00:54:10,281 LET'S GO! 921 00:54:10,348 --> 00:54:11,349 LET'S GO! 922 00:54:11,416 --> 00:54:13,318 LET'S GO. MOVE. MOVE! 923 00:54:20,291 --> 00:54:21,459 DUNSTON? 924 00:54:24,929 --> 00:54:26,263 DUNSTON, IT'S ME! 925 00:54:26,331 --> 00:54:27,698 [SNORES] 926 00:54:27,765 --> 00:54:28,999 MMM. 927 00:54:31,302 --> 00:54:32,470 DUNSTON! 928 00:54:33,438 --> 00:54:34,839 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 929 00:54:34,905 --> 00:54:36,173 DID YOU GET LOST? 930 00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:37,675 [DOOR OPENS] 931 00:54:57,762 --> 00:54:58,463 SHH. 932 00:54:58,529 --> 00:54:59,730 BE QUIET, O.K.? 933 00:55:17,982 --> 00:55:20,084 PONGO PYGMAEUS. 934 00:55:20,150 --> 00:55:21,085 [KISSING SOUNDS] 935 00:55:23,053 --> 00:55:24,154 GET OFF. 936 00:55:24,221 --> 00:55:26,090 [PFFT PFFT PFFT] 937 00:55:27,291 --> 00:55:28,325 [PFFT] 938 00:55:28,393 --> 00:55:30,094 [PFFT] [PFFT] 939 00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:32,329 [PFFT] [PF-F-F-FT] 940 00:55:32,397 --> 00:55:33,931 [KISSING SOUNDS] 941 00:55:33,998 --> 00:55:36,200 GO ON, GET OFF. 942 00:55:36,266 --> 00:55:37,101 ALL RIGHT. 943 00:55:38,503 --> 00:55:40,771 DON'T GET OFF. 944 00:55:40,838 --> 00:55:42,773 OOH, OOH, OOH! 945 00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:43,741 [GUNSHOT] 946 00:55:43,808 --> 00:55:44,842 OH. 947 00:55:48,012 --> 00:55:49,346 LET'S TRY THE PLAZA. 948 00:55:49,414 --> 00:55:52,016 AB-ABSOLUTELY. 949 00:55:59,023 --> 00:56:00,357 ARE YOU CRAZY? 950 00:56:00,425 --> 00:56:01,926 DID YOU GET HIM? 951 00:56:01,992 --> 00:56:03,961 NO. I DID NOT. 952 00:56:04,028 --> 00:56:07,364 WE'RE DEALING WITH A VERY SMART ANIMAL HERE. 953 00:56:07,432 --> 00:56:08,833 HE'S A PSYCHO. 954 00:56:08,899 --> 00:56:10,701 BUT I LIKE OBSESSIVE PEOPLE. 955 00:56:10,768 --> 00:56:12,336 THEY GET THINGS DONE! 956 00:56:12,403 --> 00:56:13,904 HE'S STILL HERE! 957 00:56:15,039 --> 00:56:16,106 I CAN FEEL IT. 958 00:56:20,745 --> 00:56:21,546 DUNSTON! 959 00:56:21,612 --> 00:56:24,682 DUNSTON, ARE YOU HERE? IT'S ME. 960 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,401 DUNSTON. 961 00:56:51,408 --> 00:56:52,777 HE'S INCREDIBLE, KYLE. 962 00:56:52,843 --> 00:56:55,980 HE'S ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE. 963 00:56:57,448 --> 00:56:59,517 WHOA. 964 00:56:59,584 --> 00:57:01,318 LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 965 00:57:01,385 --> 00:57:03,053 IT'S A PIECE OF GLASS. 966 00:57:05,055 --> 00:57:06,557 [SHRIEKS] 967 00:57:06,624 --> 00:57:08,158 IF I'M GOING TO DO THIS, 968 00:57:08,225 --> 00:57:09,460 YOU'LL HAVE TO HOLD HIM. 969 00:57:09,527 --> 00:57:10,561 HE'S SCARED. 970 00:57:10,628 --> 00:57:12,930 WELL, DO WHAT DAD DOES. 971 00:57:12,997 --> 00:57:14,164 SING TO HIM. 972 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:16,901 O.K. 973 00:57:18,903 --> 00:57:21,772 * HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU * 974 00:57:21,839 --> 00:57:25,743 * HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU * 975 00:57:25,810 --> 00:57:28,746 * YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY * 976 00:57:28,813 --> 00:57:32,416 * AND YOU ACT LIKE ONE, TOO ** 977 00:57:32,483 --> 00:57:34,151 [WHIMPERS] 978 00:57:34,218 --> 00:57:35,553 DUNSTON, I KNOW IT HURTS, 979 00:57:35,620 --> 00:57:37,855 BUT IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. 980 00:57:37,922 --> 00:57:40,991 IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU GET A SHOT 981 00:57:41,058 --> 00:57:41,992 OR BROCCOLI. 982 00:57:42,059 --> 00:57:44,595 IT'S BETTER IF YOU DON'T LOOK AT IT. 983 00:57:44,662 --> 00:57:46,531 LOOK AT ME, DUNSTON. 984 00:57:46,597 --> 00:57:48,165 LOOK AT ME. 985 00:57:48,232 --> 00:57:50,167 IT'S GOING TO BE O.K. 986 00:57:51,268 --> 00:57:53,237 GOT IT. 987 00:57:53,303 --> 00:57:54,805 WE GOT IT, DUNSTON. 988 00:57:56,073 --> 00:57:57,508 ISN'T HE COOL? 989 00:57:57,575 --> 00:57:58,709 SURE, HE'S COOL, KYLE, 990 00:57:58,776 --> 00:58:00,745 BUT WHAT WILL WE DO WITH HIM? 991 00:58:00,811 --> 00:58:02,547 HE CAN STAY IN MY ROOM. 992 00:58:02,613 --> 00:58:05,516 COME ON. DAD MIGHT BE A LITTLE PREOCCUPIED, 993 00:58:05,583 --> 00:58:09,019 BUT I THINK HE'LL NOTICE AN ORANGUTAN IN YOUR ROOM. 994 00:58:09,086 --> 00:58:12,389 WAIT A MINUTE. WE HAVE LOTS OF ROOMS. 995 00:58:12,456 --> 00:58:14,859 O.K., NAME? 996 00:58:19,063 --> 00:58:20,430 "LAM BINH NGOC." 997 00:58:20,497 --> 00:58:21,799 WHAT? 998 00:58:21,866 --> 00:58:23,200 L-A-M... 999 00:58:23,267 --> 00:58:24,969 B-I-N-H... 1000 00:58:25,035 --> 00:58:26,436 N-G-O-C. 1001 00:58:26,503 --> 00:58:28,839 GOT IT. LAM BINH NGOC. DR. LAM BINH NGOC. 1002 00:58:28,906 --> 00:58:30,575 HOTEL THINKS YOU'RE A DOCTOR, 1003 00:58:30,641 --> 00:58:32,509 YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING. 1004 00:58:32,577 --> 00:58:33,678 [ELEVATOR DINGS] 1005 00:58:41,218 --> 00:58:43,754 LET'S GO, DR. NGOC. 1006 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:57,501 WHOA. 1007 00:58:57,568 --> 00:58:58,535 COOL. 1008 00:58:58,603 --> 00:59:00,137 IMPRESSIVE. 1009 00:59:00,204 --> 00:59:01,772 THE ROYAL SUITE. 1010 00:59:01,839 --> 00:59:05,375 HOW DO YOU LIKE IT, DUNSTON? 1011 00:59:05,442 --> 00:59:07,011 UH-OH. 1012 00:59:07,077 --> 00:59:08,779 WHOA! 1013 00:59:12,416 --> 00:59:13,784 [BURPS] 1014 00:59:22,359 --> 00:59:23,560 DAMN! 1015 00:59:26,063 --> 00:59:27,832 YOU'VE RUINED MY RETIREMENT FUND. 1016 00:59:27,898 --> 00:59:30,300 TREACHEROUS LITTLE HAIRBALL. 1017 00:59:47,117 --> 00:59:48,552 LORD RUTLEDGE. 1018 00:59:48,619 --> 00:59:50,020 HOW WAS YOUR MEAL? 1019 00:59:50,087 --> 00:59:52,657 WELL, FROM THE LOOK OF THE SOUP, 1020 00:59:52,723 --> 00:59:55,025 MY GUESS IS THAT SOMEONE IN YOUR KITCHEN 1021 00:59:55,092 --> 00:59:57,094 HAS A SERIOUS HAIR-LOSS PROBLEM. 1022 00:59:57,161 --> 01:00:00,130 OTHER THAN THAT, IT WAS ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTFUL. 1023 01:00:00,197 --> 01:00:01,632 GOOD NIGHT. 1024 01:00:07,204 --> 01:00:08,538 WELL... 1025 01:00:08,605 --> 01:00:10,074 HOW WAS HIS MEAL? 1026 01:00:10,140 --> 01:00:12,810 WELL, I BELIEVE HE USED THE WORDS "ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTFUL." 1027 01:00:12,877 --> 01:00:14,879 I HOPE SO, YOU KNOW, 1028 01:00:14,945 --> 01:00:16,814 ESPECIALLY AFTER THAT LITTLE INCIDENT 1029 01:00:16,881 --> 01:00:18,515 WITH YOUR SON TODAY. 1030 01:00:18,582 --> 01:00:20,951 OH, MRS. DUBROW, THAT WAS TOTALLY-- 1031 01:00:21,018 --> 01:00:23,587 ROBERT, I LIKE CHILDREN, I REALLY DO, 1032 01:00:23,654 --> 01:00:26,590 BUT LET ME JUST ASK YOU THIS. 1033 01:00:26,657 --> 01:00:28,659 DO YOU THINK THERE'S A WAY 1034 01:00:28,726 --> 01:00:31,028 WE CAN KEEP YOUR BOYS LOCKED IN THEIR ROOMS 1035 01:00:31,095 --> 01:00:33,463 JUST UNTIL THE CRYSTAL BALL IS OVER? 1036 01:00:33,530 --> 01:00:35,733 WE CAN MAKE A GAME OUT OF IT. 1037 01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:37,768 WE COULD CALL IT QUARANTINE. 1038 01:00:37,835 --> 01:00:39,837 MRS. DUBROW, I CAN ASSURE YOU 1039 01:00:39,904 --> 01:00:42,740 THAT THERE WILL BE NO FURTHER INCIDENTS. 1040 01:00:42,807 --> 01:00:44,208 AS OF THIS MOMENT, 1041 01:00:44,274 --> 01:00:47,277 THEY ARE BOTH ON THEIR BEST BEHAVIOR. 1042 01:00:48,713 --> 01:00:49,814 [CRASH] 1043 01:00:52,182 --> 01:00:53,183 WHOO! 1044 01:00:53,250 --> 01:00:54,685 YEAH! WHAT A CATCH! 1045 01:00:58,322 --> 01:00:59,656 INCOMING! 1046 01:00:59,724 --> 01:01:00,825 WHOO-HOO! 1047 01:01:01,992 --> 01:01:05,295 I'D LIKE TO ORDER TWO BANANA SPLITS, 1048 01:01:05,362 --> 01:01:06,797 EXTRA BANANAS ON EACH, 1049 01:01:06,864 --> 01:01:09,099 AND A CAESAR SALAD WITH EXTRA BANANAS AS WELL. 1050 01:01:09,166 --> 01:01:10,200 ROLL! ROLL! 1051 01:01:10,267 --> 01:01:12,136 ROLL! ROLL! ROLL! ROLL! 1052 01:01:12,202 --> 01:01:13,537 ROLL! ROLL! ROLL! 1053 01:01:13,603 --> 01:01:14,671 YEAH! 1054 01:01:14,739 --> 01:01:16,874 ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! 1055 01:01:16,941 --> 01:01:18,709 YOU HEARD ME. MORE BANANAS. 1056 01:01:18,776 --> 01:01:20,177 THAT'S RIGHT. BANANAS. 1057 01:01:22,079 --> 01:01:23,013 MMM... 1058 01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:24,949 * HEY, COME ON AND HAVE A BALL * 1059 01:01:27,251 --> 01:01:29,987 * YOU'RE DOIN' TOO MUCH THIEVIN'... ** 1060 01:01:30,054 --> 01:01:31,155 WHOA! 1061 01:01:31,221 --> 01:01:32,222 GOT IT! 1062 01:01:32,289 --> 01:01:33,357 WHOO-HOO! 1063 01:01:48,105 --> 01:01:52,142 WELL, DUNSTON, FRISBEE MAY NOT BE YOUR GAME. 1064 01:01:52,209 --> 01:01:53,677 DON'T WORRY. 1065 01:01:53,744 --> 01:01:56,613 THAT RUTLEDGE GUY WILL NEVER FIND YOU HERE. 1066 01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:59,216 COME ON, KYLE. WE'D BETTER GO. 1067 01:01:59,283 --> 01:02:00,184 I'M COMING. 1068 01:02:02,252 --> 01:02:03,720 GOOD NIGHT, DUNSTON. 1069 01:02:07,624 --> 01:02:08,759 THANKS, BRIAN. 1070 01:02:08,826 --> 01:02:09,760 FOR WHAT? 1071 01:02:09,827 --> 01:02:10,861 HELPING. 1072 01:02:10,928 --> 01:02:13,430 HEY, WHAT THE HELL? I'M GROUNDED. 1073 01:02:13,497 --> 01:02:15,032 I GOT TO DO SOMETHING. 1074 01:02:15,099 --> 01:02:17,101 BOY, IF DAD EVER FINDS OUT 1075 01:02:17,167 --> 01:02:19,036 THAT WE CHECKED DUNSTON INTO THE HOTEL, 1076 01:02:19,103 --> 01:02:20,470 WE'D BE IN BIG TROUBLE. 1077 01:02:20,537 --> 01:02:23,573 WELL, I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THAT IF I WERE YOU. 1078 01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:25,009 FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS, 1079 01:02:25,075 --> 01:02:27,311 DAD'S GOING TO HAVE HIS HANDS FULL. 1080 01:02:33,183 --> 01:02:34,118 TERRIBLE. 1081 01:02:55,272 --> 01:02:56,306 [PEOPLE MOAN] 1082 01:03:11,856 --> 01:03:12,756 ABSOLUTELY. 1083 01:03:12,823 --> 01:03:13,958 NO. 1084 01:03:16,693 --> 01:03:18,528 IN ABOUT HALF AN HOUR. 1085 01:03:20,597 --> 01:03:21,565 EXCELLENT. 1086 01:03:22,833 --> 01:03:23,901 BRAVO. 1087 01:03:40,384 --> 01:03:42,519 MAJESTIC... 1088 01:03:42,586 --> 01:03:44,254 HOTEL. 1089 01:03:44,321 --> 01:03:45,990 ROOM SERVICE. 1090 01:03:46,056 --> 01:03:49,126 WORD SEARCH--BANANA. 1091 01:03:52,229 --> 01:03:53,497 ONE BANANA. 1092 01:03:55,565 --> 01:03:57,101 TWO BANANAS. 1093 01:03:59,636 --> 01:04:01,805 WELL, DR. NGOC, 1094 01:04:01,872 --> 01:04:04,674 EITHER YOU'VE GOT A POTASSIUM DEFICIENCY 1095 01:04:04,741 --> 01:04:08,512 OR I THINK WE MIGHT BE IN BUSINESS. 1096 01:04:08,578 --> 01:04:09,947 THERE IT IS. 1097 01:04:10,014 --> 01:04:11,581 IT'S JUST A ZOO. 1098 01:04:11,648 --> 01:04:13,083 IT'S NOT GREAT, 1099 01:04:13,150 --> 01:04:15,652 BUT AT LEAST THEY'LL BE NICE TO YOU, 1100 01:04:15,719 --> 01:04:17,521 AND YOU WON'T STEAL OR ANYTHING. 1101 01:04:17,587 --> 01:04:20,624 YOU SEE, EVERYONE WILL BE AT THAT STUPID BALL, 1102 01:04:20,690 --> 01:04:22,559 SO I CAN SNEAK YOU OUT THE BACK. 1103 01:04:22,626 --> 01:04:23,961 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1104 01:04:24,028 --> 01:04:25,195 THAT'S BRIAN. 1105 01:04:27,597 --> 01:04:29,366 [GASP] 1106 01:04:29,433 --> 01:04:32,903 DR. NGOC, I PRESUME. 1107 01:04:44,048 --> 01:04:45,582 ROBERT, GORGEOUS. 1108 01:04:45,649 --> 01:04:47,985 WE HAVE DONE... 1109 01:04:48,052 --> 01:04:50,988 A SPECTACULAR JOB. 1110 01:04:51,055 --> 01:04:52,489 [SPEAKING FRENCH] 1111 01:04:55,625 --> 01:04:57,161 HEY. 1112 01:04:57,227 --> 01:04:58,562 HI. 1113 01:04:58,628 --> 01:05:00,965 HELLO. HOW ARE YOU DOING? 1114 01:05:01,031 --> 01:05:02,933 HI. HOW ARE YOU DOING? 1115 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:05,269 HE BROUGHT A DOG. 1116 01:05:07,104 --> 01:05:09,206 WOULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR? 1117 01:05:12,742 --> 01:05:14,211 COULD YOU LOSE THE DOG? 1118 01:05:17,114 --> 01:05:20,050 SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FRIEND. 1119 01:05:20,117 --> 01:05:23,053 HE JUST BECAME AN EVEN MORE 1120 01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:24,421 ENDANGERED SPECIES. 1121 01:05:24,488 --> 01:05:25,990 [MUFFLED SCREAMS] 1122 01:05:33,630 --> 01:05:34,965 TIME TO CHECK OUT. 1123 01:05:35,032 --> 01:05:36,500 GET IN THAT TRUNK. 1124 01:05:41,105 --> 01:05:45,175 OH, SO NOW YOU'RE READY TO GO TO WORK, ARE YOU? 1125 01:05:45,242 --> 01:05:47,344 WELL, FORGET IT. GET IN THE TRUNK. 1126 01:05:47,411 --> 01:05:48,645 OH... 1127 01:05:48,712 --> 01:05:51,681 SO NOW WE'RE FEELING REPENTANT. 1128 01:05:51,748 --> 01:05:53,517 [WHIMPERS] 1129 01:05:54,518 --> 01:05:58,088 GO ON, THEN. GIVE DADDY A BIG HUG. 1130 01:05:58,155 --> 01:06:00,090 LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. 1131 01:06:00,157 --> 01:06:03,260 YOU'LL BE JOINING YOUR BROTHER VERY SOON. 1132 01:06:05,562 --> 01:06:07,231 AAH! AAH! 1133 01:06:21,778 --> 01:06:22,879 [MUFFLED] DUNSTON, HELP ME. 1134 01:06:22,946 --> 01:06:25,382 HELP ME, DUNSTON. GET IT OFF. 1135 01:06:25,449 --> 01:06:26,616 OW. 1136 01:06:37,694 --> 01:06:38,662 LORD RUTLEDGE... 1137 01:06:38,728 --> 01:06:40,030 THE BALL IS THIS WAY. 1138 01:06:40,097 --> 01:06:41,031 NO, BUT-- 1139 01:06:41,098 --> 01:06:42,532 NO, NO, NO BUTS. 1140 01:06:42,599 --> 01:06:45,602 YOU ARE MY SPECIAL GUEST THIS EVENING. 1141 01:06:45,669 --> 01:06:46,503 REALLY? 1142 01:06:46,570 --> 01:06:48,638 MRS. DUBROW, I'M LIONEL SPALDING. 1143 01:06:48,705 --> 01:06:50,507 OF COURSE YOU ARE. 1144 01:06:50,574 --> 01:06:52,642 LORD RUTLEDGE, I'M ELENA DUBROW. 1145 01:06:52,709 --> 01:06:54,244 I OWN THIS HOTEL. 1146 01:06:54,311 --> 01:06:56,713 THIS IS THE SOCIAL EVENT OF THE SEASON. 1147 01:06:56,780 --> 01:06:58,582 YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO MISS IT. 1148 01:07:00,117 --> 01:07:01,685 DO COME IN. LOOK. 1149 01:07:01,751 --> 01:07:03,587 HELLO. HOW ARE YOU? 1150 01:07:08,592 --> 01:07:10,026 COME ON, DUNSTON. 1151 01:07:10,094 --> 01:07:12,296 I KNOW A GREAT WAY OUT OF HERE. 1152 01:07:13,563 --> 01:07:14,464 COME ON. 1153 01:07:31,181 --> 01:07:33,750 OH, I DON'T BELIEVE I KNOW YOUR NAME. 1154 01:07:33,817 --> 01:07:35,119 BUCK LAFARGE, ANIMAL SECURITY. 1155 01:07:35,185 --> 01:07:36,720 HOW'S IT HANGING? 1156 01:07:36,786 --> 01:07:37,754 OH, WELL... 1157 01:07:37,821 --> 01:07:40,324 MUSTELA ARMENIA-- 1158 01:07:40,390 --> 01:07:42,726 MEMBER OF THE WEASEL FAMILY. 1159 01:07:42,792 --> 01:07:44,461 OH! 1160 01:07:44,528 --> 01:07:45,462 CHAMPAGNE? 1161 01:07:45,529 --> 01:07:46,863 IS IT FREE? 1162 01:07:46,930 --> 01:07:47,831 YES. 1163 01:07:57,707 --> 01:07:58,808 DOG. 1164 01:07:58,875 --> 01:08:01,345 DOG, WE'RE GOING TO SIT HERE. 1165 01:08:01,411 --> 01:08:03,813 SIT. 1166 01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:05,882 [BARKS] 1167 01:08:05,949 --> 01:08:07,684 AAH! 1168 01:08:07,751 --> 01:08:08,785 HEEL, DOG. 1169 01:08:08,852 --> 01:08:10,487 PLEASE HEEL. 1170 01:08:15,725 --> 01:08:17,261 OH, NO. 1171 01:08:21,531 --> 01:08:24,067 LORD RUTLEDGE. 1172 01:08:24,134 --> 01:08:26,136 SEE? 1173 01:08:32,075 --> 01:08:34,178 [SPEAKING GERMAN] 1174 01:08:41,151 --> 01:08:43,587 BRIAN, WE GOT A BIG PROBLEM. 1175 01:08:43,653 --> 01:08:46,022 KYLE, I'M A LITTLE BUSY HERE. 1176 01:08:46,089 --> 01:08:48,392 DUNSTON'S IN THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW. 1177 01:08:48,458 --> 01:08:51,395 GREAT MOVE. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KEEP HIM UPSTAIRS. 1178 01:08:51,461 --> 01:08:53,597 YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED. 1179 01:08:53,663 --> 01:08:57,066 RUTLEDGE GOT ME, AND I FOUND THIS IN HIS ROOM. 1180 01:08:57,133 --> 01:08:58,602 LOOK AT IT. 1181 01:09:02,105 --> 01:09:03,240 ALL RIGHT. 1182 01:09:03,307 --> 01:09:05,041 LET'S FIND DAD. 1183 01:09:05,108 --> 01:09:07,211 [DOG BARKS] 1184 01:09:09,379 --> 01:09:11,548 I SAW A TURTLE ONE TIME, 1185 01:09:11,615 --> 01:09:14,651 LOOKED LIKE A VOLKSWAGEN WITH A TAIL. 1186 01:09:14,718 --> 01:09:15,652 EXCUSE ME. 1187 01:09:15,719 --> 01:09:16,620 I'M SORRY. 1188 01:09:16,686 --> 01:09:19,923 COULD YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE DOG? 1189 01:09:22,492 --> 01:09:24,194 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1190 01:09:24,261 --> 01:09:26,830 DAD, YOU BETTER TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 1191 01:09:26,896 --> 01:09:30,166 IT'S A PICTURE OF LORD RUTLEDGE AND TWO MONKEYS. 1192 01:09:40,677 --> 01:09:42,579 I WAS JUST TELLING LORD RUTLEDGE 1193 01:09:42,646 --> 01:09:45,081 HE SHOULD VISIT ONE OF OUR OTHER FINE HOTELS. 1194 01:09:45,148 --> 01:09:46,650 HOW ARE THE MINTS? 1195 01:09:46,716 --> 01:09:48,117 BEG YOUR PARDON? 1196 01:09:48,184 --> 01:09:49,919 ON YOUR PILLOW AT NIGHT, 1197 01:09:49,986 --> 01:09:51,355 YOU LIKE THE MINTS? 1198 01:09:53,089 --> 01:09:54,057 WHY, YOU... 1199 01:09:54,123 --> 01:09:55,859 REALLY? NO MINTS? 1200 01:09:58,528 --> 01:10:00,330 MY GOD. 1201 01:10:00,397 --> 01:10:01,931 HE IS THOROUGH. 1202 01:10:01,998 --> 01:10:03,933 HELLO, DUNSTON. 1203 01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:05,302 WILL YOU PLEASE-- 1204 01:10:05,369 --> 01:10:06,903 LORD RUTLEDGE. 1205 01:10:06,970 --> 01:10:09,873 MRS. DELLACROCE. 1206 01:10:09,939 --> 01:10:11,508 LOOKING FOR SOMETHING? 1207 01:10:13,343 --> 01:10:14,544 LOST YOUTH. 1208 01:10:15,779 --> 01:10:17,881 I'M IN ROOM 812. 1209 01:10:19,283 --> 01:10:20,517 BYE, DARLING. 1210 01:10:25,188 --> 01:10:26,456 HE TIED YOU UP? 1211 01:10:26,523 --> 01:10:28,792 HE'S GOING TO HURT DUNSTON IF HE FINDS HIM. 1212 01:10:28,858 --> 01:10:31,828 PLEASE, DAD. YOU'VE GOT TO HELP HIM. 1213 01:10:33,096 --> 01:10:34,030 O.K. 1214 01:10:34,097 --> 01:10:35,499 O.K. 1215 01:10:35,565 --> 01:10:37,467 YOU GUYS, YOU SPLIT UP, 1216 01:10:37,534 --> 01:10:38,968 YOU FIND THE MONKEY, 1217 01:10:39,035 --> 01:10:41,571 AND YOU TAKE HIM UPSTAIRS TO THE APARTMENT. 1218 01:10:41,638 --> 01:10:43,973 I'M GOING TO TAKE CARE OF LORD RUTLEDGE. 1219 01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:45,074 [ARF] 1220 01:10:45,141 --> 01:10:46,643 HE'S IN THERE, FANG? 1221 01:10:46,710 --> 01:10:47,644 [ARF] 1222 01:10:47,711 --> 01:10:48,645 ALL RIGHT. 1223 01:10:48,712 --> 01:10:50,314 AS YOU WERE. 1224 01:10:57,754 --> 01:10:58,988 IT WAS WONDERFUL. 1225 01:11:01,224 --> 01:11:03,293 HOW CAN THESE WOMEN WEAR FUR? 1226 01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:04,628 I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW 1227 01:11:04,694 --> 01:11:06,396 HOW THEY BLUDGEONED AND TORTURED 1228 01:11:06,463 --> 01:11:08,064 THE POOR LITTLE ANIMALS. 1229 01:11:08,131 --> 01:11:11,000 THAT IS WHY I ALWAYS CARRY PICTURES 1230 01:11:11,067 --> 01:11:12,636 OF THE PROCESS. 1231 01:11:15,171 --> 01:11:17,140 THAT IS HOW THEY DO IT 1232 01:11:17,206 --> 01:11:19,142 TO POOR LITTLE BUNNY RABBITS. 1233 01:11:19,208 --> 01:11:20,510 OH, THIS IS HORRIFYING. 1234 01:11:20,577 --> 01:11:23,112 WHY CAN'T WE TREAT ALL CREATURES 1235 01:11:23,179 --> 01:11:24,981 WITH KINDNESS AND RESPECT? 1236 01:11:27,617 --> 01:11:29,052 PIG! 1237 01:11:31,821 --> 01:11:35,659 CAN I HELP YOU WITH SOMETHING, SON? 1238 01:11:35,725 --> 01:11:38,094 I'M LOOKING FOR A PONGO PYGMAEUS. 1239 01:11:38,161 --> 01:11:39,596 I CATCH YOU LOOKING 1240 01:11:39,663 --> 01:11:42,131 AT MY WIFE'S PONGO PYGMAEUS ONCE MORE, 1241 01:11:42,198 --> 01:11:44,167 I'M GOING TO BREAK YOU IN HALF. 1242 01:11:44,233 --> 01:11:45,802 RIGHT. 1243 01:11:48,705 --> 01:11:49,473 [GASP] 1244 01:11:49,539 --> 01:11:51,074 HI. HOW YOU DOING? 1245 01:11:57,681 --> 01:11:58,682 AH... 1246 01:12:01,184 --> 01:12:02,686 OH, THE BABY QUICHE. 1247 01:12:02,752 --> 01:12:04,287 I LOVE THESE. 1248 01:12:04,354 --> 01:12:07,624 LOVELY. MY MOTHER USED TO MAKE THESE. 1249 01:12:07,691 --> 01:12:09,125 SHE DID. 1250 01:12:09,192 --> 01:12:10,594 THEY'RE INCREDIBLE. 1251 01:12:10,660 --> 01:12:12,095 AH... 1252 01:12:12,161 --> 01:12:14,698 SHRIMP BOAT. 1253 01:12:14,764 --> 01:12:15,765 THANK YOU. 1254 01:12:20,103 --> 01:12:21,405 [HEE HEE HEE] 1255 01:12:21,471 --> 01:12:24,841 THERE'S A MONKEY HEAD IN MY LAP! 1256 01:12:24,908 --> 01:12:26,943 A BIG, HAIRY MONKEY! 1257 01:12:27,010 --> 01:12:28,745 MONKEY HEAD! MONKEY HEAD! 1258 01:12:28,812 --> 01:12:31,748 WHAT ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE STARING AT ME FOR? 1259 01:12:31,815 --> 01:12:33,517 YOU THINK I'M CRAZY, DON'T YOU? 1260 01:12:33,583 --> 01:12:35,785 WELL, I SWEAR IT WAS A MONKEY HEAD. 1261 01:12:35,852 --> 01:12:38,422 I KNOW A MONKEY HEAD WHEN I SEE ONE. 1262 01:12:38,488 --> 01:12:40,957 THERE'S A MONKEY HEAD IN THERE. 1263 01:12:41,024 --> 01:12:42,959 GOD, IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN. 1264 01:12:44,894 --> 01:12:45,995 OLÉ. 1265 01:12:46,062 --> 01:12:47,163 MONKEY HEAD! 1266 01:12:47,230 --> 01:12:48,532 MONKEY HEAD! 1267 01:12:50,333 --> 01:12:52,502 WHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS HOTEL 1268 01:12:52,569 --> 01:12:53,937 ALWAYS SLAPPING ME? 1269 01:13:01,611 --> 01:13:04,614 THE PARTY'S OVER, DUNSTON. 1270 01:13:11,154 --> 01:13:12,121 DO SOMETHING. 1271 01:13:12,188 --> 01:13:13,623 DO IT YOURSELF. 1272 01:13:15,391 --> 01:13:16,493 AAH! AAH! 1273 01:13:16,560 --> 01:13:18,027 [GLASS BREAKS] 1274 01:13:21,931 --> 01:13:22,832 SORRY. 1275 01:13:25,835 --> 01:13:28,538 I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A SPORTING CHANCE. 1276 01:13:28,605 --> 01:13:30,574 I'M GOING TO COUNT TO THREE. 1277 01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:32,676 I THINK YOU ARE SLIGHTLY OUTNUMBERED. 1278 01:13:32,742 --> 01:13:34,177 1... 1279 01:13:39,382 --> 01:13:40,484 2... 1280 01:13:42,852 --> 01:13:44,020 3. 1281 01:13:44,087 --> 01:13:45,188 DUNSTON, RUN! 1282 01:13:50,259 --> 01:13:51,928 DUNSTON, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 1283 01:13:51,995 --> 01:13:54,631 COME ON, LET'S GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! 1284 01:14:02,305 --> 01:14:03,439 DUNSTON? 1285 01:14:03,507 --> 01:14:04,974 [NINJA SHOUTS] 1286 01:14:10,914 --> 01:14:12,115 NO, NO, NO! 1287 01:14:12,181 --> 01:14:13,316 THAT'S THE CHATEAU LAFITTE. 1288 01:14:13,382 --> 01:14:14,518 OH. 1289 01:14:15,552 --> 01:14:17,153 GOOD YEAR. 1290 01:14:17,220 --> 01:14:18,755 OH! 1291 01:14:18,822 --> 01:14:21,290 NO, NO. LET ME ASSURE YOU, 1292 01:14:21,357 --> 01:14:23,059 EVERYTHING IS JUST FINE. 1293 01:14:23,126 --> 01:14:25,061 [CRASH] 1294 01:14:25,128 --> 01:14:26,095 [YELLING] 1295 01:14:26,162 --> 01:14:27,831 JUST FINE. 1296 01:14:29,165 --> 01:14:30,500 WE TAKE GREAT PRIDE 1297 01:14:30,567 --> 01:14:31,935 IN OUR BEVERAGE SELECTION, 1298 01:14:32,001 --> 01:14:35,271 AND IT SEEMS ONE OF OUR GUESTS 1299 01:14:35,338 --> 01:14:36,873 SELECTED ONE TOO MANY BEVERAGES. 1300 01:14:39,275 --> 01:14:42,612 AAH! 1301 01:14:46,382 --> 01:14:47,851 AAH! 1302 01:14:57,126 --> 01:14:58,027 HEH HEH HEH. 1303 01:15:00,764 --> 01:15:02,331 LET'S NOT LET, YOU KNOW, 1304 01:15:02,398 --> 01:15:03,800 SUCH A TINY LITTLE INCIDENT 1305 01:15:03,867 --> 01:15:06,335 SPOIL SUCH A WONDERFUL EVENING. 1306 01:15:06,402 --> 01:15:08,572 AND LET ME ASSURE YOU 1307 01:15:08,638 --> 01:15:11,908 THERE IS NO MONKEY IN THIS HOTEL. 1308 01:15:15,344 --> 01:15:17,246 A MONKEY! 1309 01:15:20,449 --> 01:15:22,185 SHOOT HIM. 1310 01:15:25,755 --> 01:15:27,924 NO! DON'T SHOOT HIM! 1311 01:15:29,759 --> 01:15:31,961 THAT'S COMING OUT OF YOUR CHECK. 1312 01:15:32,028 --> 01:15:35,732 NOW, COME ON. I WANT HIM DEAD. 1313 01:15:36,900 --> 01:15:40,069 TEACH HIM TO COME INTO MY HOTEL. 1314 01:15:40,136 --> 01:15:42,505 COME ON. SHOOT HIM. 1315 01:15:42,572 --> 01:15:44,107 HYAH! 1316 01:15:44,173 --> 01:15:45,141 AAH! 1317 01:15:54,584 --> 01:15:55,952 WHOA. 1318 01:15:59,288 --> 01:16:00,690 HA HA HA! 1319 01:16:11,901 --> 01:16:12,769 YOU! 1320 01:16:14,037 --> 01:16:14,938 AAH! 1321 01:16:20,509 --> 01:16:22,045 GOOD SHOW. THANK YOU. 1322 01:16:22,111 --> 01:16:23,579 WATCH THE BIRDIE. 1323 01:16:31,855 --> 01:16:33,556 SO, AM I STILL GROUNDED? 1324 01:16:33,623 --> 01:16:34,924 [STRAINED VOICE] THAT'S MY BOY. 1325 01:16:38,527 --> 01:16:40,930 THIS IS FOR TYING UP MY KID. 1326 01:16:42,031 --> 01:16:44,834 AAH! 1327 01:16:46,269 --> 01:16:47,971 ALL RIGHT, DAD. 1328 01:16:48,037 --> 01:16:48,972 VERY WELL. 1329 01:16:51,307 --> 01:16:52,676 YOU DID THIS. 1330 01:16:52,742 --> 01:16:54,944 YOU BROUGHT THAT MONKEY INTO MY HOTEL. 1331 01:16:55,011 --> 01:16:56,680 THERE'S BEEN NOTHING BUT TROUBLE 1332 01:16:56,746 --> 01:16:58,682 SINCE YOUR DADDY STARTED WORKING HERE. 1333 01:16:59,816 --> 01:17:02,351 YOU LITTLE SPOILED BRAT! 1334 01:17:09,258 --> 01:17:10,727 AAH! 1335 01:17:13,096 --> 01:17:14,664 AAH! 1336 01:17:23,172 --> 01:17:24,841 OOH! 1337 01:17:24,908 --> 01:17:25,842 AH! 1338 01:17:26,810 --> 01:17:29,979 THIS IS YOUR FAULT, 1339 01:17:30,046 --> 01:17:32,215 YOU AND THOSE CHILDREN. 1340 01:17:32,281 --> 01:17:33,750 MRS. DUBROW. WHAT? 1341 01:17:34,718 --> 01:17:36,119 HAVE YOU TRIED THE CAKE? 1342 01:17:39,622 --> 01:17:41,124 YOU'RE... 1343 01:17:41,190 --> 01:17:42,125 FIRED! 1344 01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:47,997 JUST GO HOME AND BURN YOUR RÉSUMÉS 1345 01:17:48,064 --> 01:17:49,565 BECAUSE YOU'LL NEVER WORK 1346 01:17:49,632 --> 01:17:50,900 IN THE HOTEL BUSINESS-- 1347 01:17:50,967 --> 01:17:52,869 DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME. 1348 01:17:52,936 --> 01:17:55,371 I'M STILL FIRING YOU! 1349 01:17:58,942 --> 01:18:01,677 MRS. DUBROW, I'M LIONEL SPALDING 1350 01:18:01,745 --> 01:18:03,780 FROM THE LE MONDE TRAVELER ORGANIZATION. 1351 01:18:03,847 --> 01:18:05,281 CONGRATULATIONS. 1352 01:18:05,348 --> 01:18:06,682 YOU'VE MANAGED TO GO 1353 01:18:06,750 --> 01:18:09,218 FROM A FIVE-STAR HOTEL 1354 01:18:09,285 --> 01:18:13,089 TO A ONE-STAR HOTEL. 1355 01:18:13,156 --> 01:18:15,959 GOOD NIGHT. 1356 01:18:16,025 --> 01:18:17,026 AAH! 1357 01:18:24,533 --> 01:18:26,069 GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME. 1358 01:18:26,135 --> 01:18:27,636 TERRIBLE MISUNDERSTANDING. I'M UTTERLY INNOCENT. 1359 01:18:27,703 --> 01:18:30,039 THIS WILL BE REVEALED BY MY LAWYERS 1360 01:18:30,106 --> 01:18:32,842 AS SOON AS I GET TO A PAY PHONE. 1361 01:18:35,111 --> 01:18:36,379 DUNSTON... 1362 01:18:36,445 --> 01:18:37,747 HOW COULD YOU? 1363 01:18:37,814 --> 01:18:39,282 [PFFT] [PFFT] 1364 01:18:39,348 --> 01:18:40,216 DUNSTON! 1365 01:18:41,650 --> 01:18:43,719 MAY I CALL YOU DUNSTON? 1366 01:18:43,787 --> 01:18:46,655 I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY. 1367 01:18:46,722 --> 01:18:49,592 I WAS JUST TRYING TO DO MY JOB. 1368 01:18:49,658 --> 01:18:51,594 IT WAS NOTHING PERSONAL. 1369 01:18:51,660 --> 01:18:53,229 DO YOU BELIEVE ME? 1370 01:18:56,499 --> 01:18:58,101 I DESERVED THAT. 1371 01:18:58,167 --> 01:19:00,136 [SNORING] 1372 01:19:00,203 --> 01:19:03,206 YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER ATTACKED ANOTHER HUMAN BEING 1373 01:19:03,272 --> 01:19:04,673 IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 1374 01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:07,610 NOW I'VE DROPPED TWO IN THE SAME DAY. 1375 01:19:07,676 --> 01:19:09,578 SO HOW DID IT FEEL? 1376 01:19:09,645 --> 01:19:11,114 GREAT. 1377 01:19:11,180 --> 01:19:13,582 YOU DO REALIZE WE'LL PROBABLY END UP LIVING 1378 01:19:13,649 --> 01:19:15,084 IN A MOTEL 6. 1379 01:19:17,753 --> 01:19:19,355 YEP. 1380 01:19:25,061 --> 01:19:26,830 SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD TO ME. 1381 01:19:50,653 --> 01:19:51,720 HELLO, DUNSTON. 1382 01:19:51,787 --> 01:19:54,257 NICE TO OFFICIALLY MEET YOU. 1383 01:19:58,594 --> 01:19:59,762 DAD, CAN WE? 1384 01:19:59,829 --> 01:20:02,398 NO, WE CAN'T. 1385 01:20:02,465 --> 01:20:03,299 WE CAN'T. 1386 01:20:03,366 --> 01:20:06,069 PLEASE. HE CAN STAY IN MY ROOM. 1387 01:20:06,135 --> 01:20:07,971 I'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIM. 1388 01:20:08,037 --> 01:20:10,940 KYLE, LISTEN TO ME. 1389 01:20:12,741 --> 01:20:15,411 DUNSTON CAN STAY WITH US TONIGHT, 1390 01:20:15,478 --> 01:20:19,415 BUT TOMORROW WE'VE GOT TO FIND ANOTHER PLACE FOR HIM. 1391 01:20:22,218 --> 01:20:24,287 [WHIMPERS] 1392 01:20:29,192 --> 01:20:31,060 IT'S A REALLY NICE ZOO. 1393 01:20:31,127 --> 01:20:34,597 NO ONE WILL BE MEAN TO YOU OR ANYTHING, 1394 01:20:34,663 --> 01:20:36,499 AND YOU'LL HAVE FRIENDS. 1395 01:20:39,368 --> 01:20:40,569 NO. 1396 01:20:40,636 --> 01:20:42,038 MONKEY FRIENDS. 1397 01:20:42,105 --> 01:20:44,073 I'M NOT SURE WHERE I'LL BE, 1398 01:20:44,140 --> 01:20:46,976 BUT I'LL TRY TO COME AND VISIT YOU 1399 01:20:47,043 --> 01:20:48,844 WHENEVER I CAN. 1400 01:20:48,912 --> 01:20:51,180 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1401 01:20:51,247 --> 01:20:52,581 IT'S THEM. 1402 01:20:55,651 --> 01:20:56,752 MR. DUBROW? 1403 01:20:56,819 --> 01:20:57,987 GOOD MORNING, KYLE. 1404 01:20:58,054 --> 01:20:59,822 WHERE'S MRS. DUBROW? 1405 01:20:59,889 --> 01:21:02,691 SCOUTING HOTEL SITES IN ALASKA. 1406 01:21:02,758 --> 01:21:05,028 WE'VE COME TO SEE YOUR FATHER. 1407 01:21:05,094 --> 01:21:06,762 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1408 01:21:06,829 --> 01:21:08,932 I WANT YOU TO STAY. 1409 01:21:08,998 --> 01:21:11,600 THIS IS THE FINEST HOTEL IN THE ENTIRE CHAIN. 1410 01:21:11,667 --> 01:21:13,136 YES, IT IS. 1411 01:21:13,202 --> 01:21:15,638 THIS IS EVERYTHING I'VE EVER DREAMED OF DOING, 1412 01:21:15,704 --> 01:21:17,073 AND NOW I'VE DONE IT. 1413 01:21:17,140 --> 01:21:19,542 I THINK I'D LIKE A POSITION... 1414 01:21:22,078 --> 01:21:24,680 THAT'S A LITTLE LESS DEMANDING ON MY TIME. 1415 01:21:24,747 --> 01:21:26,916 HMM. 1416 01:21:28,684 --> 01:21:30,853 LET ME SEE WHAT I CAN DO. 1417 01:21:30,920 --> 01:21:34,590 MR. DUBROW, YOU KNOW LOTS OF PEOPLE, RIGHT? 1418 01:21:34,657 --> 01:21:35,891 WHY DO YOU ASK? 1419 01:21:35,959 --> 01:21:37,360 I HAVE THIS FRIEND 1420 01:21:37,426 --> 01:21:40,596 WHO'S SORT OF IN NEED OF A FAVOR. 1421 01:21:40,663 --> 01:21:42,165 UH-HUH. 1422 01:21:58,814 --> 01:22:00,516 [SPEAKING JAPANESE] 1423 01:22:03,086 --> 01:22:04,587 LIONEL SPALDING... 1424 01:22:04,653 --> 01:22:05,921 AND NEIL. 1425 01:22:05,989 --> 01:22:08,291 WELCOME TO THE BALI MAJESTIC, MR. SPALDING. 1426 01:22:08,357 --> 01:22:10,193 THE MANAGER HAS BEEN EXPECTING YOU. 1427 01:22:10,259 --> 01:22:13,129 MR. SPALDING, I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW PLEASED I AM 1428 01:22:13,196 --> 01:22:15,598 THAT YOU DECIDED TO ACCEPT OUR INVITATION, 1429 01:22:15,664 --> 01:22:17,633 PARTICULARLY AFTER THOSE RATHER UNFORTUNATE CIRCUMSTANCES 1430 01:22:17,700 --> 01:22:18,934 BACK IN NEW YORK. 1431 01:22:19,002 --> 01:22:20,469 BUT AS YOU CAN SEE, 1432 01:22:20,536 --> 01:22:22,771 WE ARE FAR, FAR AWAY FROM THERE RIGHT NOW. 1433 01:22:22,838 --> 01:22:25,074 AND MY FAMILY AND I ARE DEDICATED 1434 01:22:25,141 --> 01:22:28,544 TO MAKING YOUR STAY HERE AT THE BALI MAJESTIC 1435 01:22:28,611 --> 01:22:31,080 AS UNEVENTFUL AND TROUBLE-FREE AS IS HUMANLY POSSIBLE. 1436 01:22:31,147 --> 01:22:32,948 YOUR ROOM AND MEALS ARE COMPLIMENTARY. 1437 01:22:33,016 --> 01:22:37,020 IF YOU'D LIKE ME TO ARRANGE A LINE OF CREDIT IN THE CASINO, 1438 01:22:37,086 --> 01:22:38,454 I'D BE HAPPY TO DO SO. 1439 01:22:38,521 --> 01:22:41,157 YOU MAY HEAR SOME OF OUR NATIVE ISLANDERS 1440 01:22:41,224 --> 01:22:42,458 OUT AND AROUND THE BUSHES. 1441 01:22:42,525 --> 01:22:44,027 THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 1442 01:22:44,093 --> 01:22:45,528 I CAN GUARANTEE YOU 1443 01:22:45,594 --> 01:22:49,098 THERE WILL BE NO FURTHER INCIDENTS TO DEAL WITH. 1444 01:22:49,165 --> 01:22:51,600 ANYTIME YOU NEED ANYTHING, PICK UP THE PHONE-- 1445 01:22:51,667 --> 01:22:52,635 DAD, UH-- 1446 01:22:52,701 --> 01:22:54,170 JUST A MOMENT, KYLE. 1447 01:22:54,237 --> 01:22:56,639 ONE OF THINGS I WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT 1448 01:22:56,705 --> 01:22:58,074 IS THE BALI-HAI BUFFET, 1449 01:22:58,141 --> 01:23:01,644 WHICH WE OFFER EVERY DAY AT BREAKFAST AND LUNCH. 1450 01:23:01,710 --> 01:23:04,580 NO! 1451 01:23:04,647 --> 01:23:07,316 * OW, OW * 1452 01:23:07,383 --> 01:23:08,684 * ALL ABOARD THAT FUNK BOAT * 1453 01:23:08,751 --> 01:23:12,155 * THAT I'M ABOUT TO START SAILIN' NOW * 1454 01:23:12,221 --> 01:23:14,290 * ALL YOU RIGGERS AND ALL YOU PARTY TRICKERS * 1455 01:23:14,357 --> 01:23:17,126 * EVERYBODY'S IN THE FUNKY BLOWOUT * 1456 01:23:17,193 --> 01:23:18,494 * YOU KNOW WHERE TO SET SAIL FROM * 1457 01:23:18,561 --> 01:23:21,630 * JUST AROUND THE CORNER FROM THE PORTOBELLO ROAD * 1458 01:23:21,697 --> 01:23:24,200 * DOWNTOWN, W-10, YOU'RE MY BEST BABY * 1459 01:23:24,267 --> 01:23:26,102 * BABY, DO WHAT YOU'RE DONE TOLD * 1460 01:23:26,169 --> 01:23:29,105 * I GOT BOTTLES OF BEER AND A DECK OR TWO * 1461 01:23:29,172 --> 01:23:31,974 * ALL MY FRIENDS ARE NOW COMING IN * 1462 01:23:32,041 --> 01:23:33,709 * LUCY AND JULES LOOKIN' GOOD, GIRLS * 1463 01:23:33,776 --> 01:23:36,112 * SO, ALL ABOARD, LET THE PARTY BEGIN * 1464 01:23:36,179 --> 01:23:37,513 * I'M ON THE MIKE, I MAKE YOU DANCE * 1465 01:23:37,580 --> 01:23:38,981 * I MAKE YOU FUNK, I MAKE YOU SWEAT * 1466 01:23:39,048 --> 01:23:41,250 * FROM NOW TILL THE BREAK OF DAWN * 1467 01:23:41,317 --> 01:23:43,719 * SO GET UP THE WALL, LET'S HAVE A BALL * 1468 01:23:43,786 --> 01:23:45,754 * RUMMIN' OUT TILL THE MORNING COMES * 1469 01:23:45,821 --> 01:23:47,056 * AND I SAID * 1470 01:23:47,123 --> 01:23:48,291 * HAVE FUN, GO MAD * 1471 01:23:48,357 --> 01:23:49,658 * DO WHAT I SAY * 1472 01:23:49,725 --> 01:23:50,626 * HAVE FUN, GO MAD * 1473 01:23:50,693 --> 01:23:52,061 * DON'T DO WHAT I DO * 1474 01:23:52,128 --> 01:23:53,096 * HAVE FUN, GO MAD * 1475 01:23:53,162 --> 01:23:54,197 * COME ON * 1476 01:23:54,263 --> 01:23:56,832 * HAVE FUN LIVIN' IN THE CITY * 1477 01:23:56,899 --> 01:23:58,167 * HAVE FUN, GO MAD * 1478 01:23:58,234 --> 01:23:59,168 * DO WHAT I SAY * 1479 01:23:59,235 --> 01:24:00,669 * HAVE FUN, GO MAD * 1480 01:24:00,736 --> 01:24:01,904 * DON'T DO WHAT I DO * 1481 01:24:01,970 --> 01:24:03,005 * HAVE FUN, GO MAD * 1482 01:24:03,072 --> 01:24:04,173 * SO, COME ON * 1483 01:24:04,240 --> 01:24:06,509 * HAVE FUN LIVIN' IN THE CITY * 1484 01:24:06,575 --> 01:24:07,543 * HERE WE GO * 1485 01:24:21,724 --> 01:24:23,592 * HAVE, HAVE, HAVE * 1486 01:24:23,659 --> 01:24:24,527 * HAVE FUN * 1487 01:24:26,462 --> 01:24:29,132 * SO, LET IT BE, LET IT BE MY * 1488 01:24:29,198 --> 01:24:30,833 * MY TURN TO DANCE * 1489 01:24:30,899 --> 01:24:33,536 * SO MAKIN' THE SPACE UP AND ON THE FLOOR * 1490 01:24:33,602 --> 01:24:36,205 * 'CAUSE I REALLY WANT TO TAKE THIS CHANCE * 1491 01:24:36,272 --> 01:24:38,374 * TO BUST A MOVE, THRUST A MOVE * 1492 01:24:38,441 --> 01:24:41,144 * JUST TO MOVE, YOU KNOW I GOT NO SHAME * 1493 01:24:41,210 --> 01:24:43,546 * I WANNA DO IT AGAIN, I WANNA DO IT AGAIN * 1494 01:24:43,612 --> 01:24:45,481 * I WANNA DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT * 1495 01:24:45,548 --> 01:24:46,815 * DO IT, DO IT AGAIN ** 87641