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PREVIOUSLY ON...
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PRINCIPAL HOBSON JUST CALLED,
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AND JUANITA GOT ACCEPTED
TO OAKRIDGE.
THERE WAS ACCEPTANCE...
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I LIKE THE BLUNT ANA
MORE THAN THE CUTE ANA.
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SO YOU THINK I'M CUTE?
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A PLEA...
YOU HAVE TO LET ME HELP YOU,
OR I AM--
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OR YOU WON'T GET INTO HEAVEN?
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A BREAKDOWN...
DID YOU STAB YOURSELF?
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I HAVE TO GET TO MIKE!
(man) WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
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NO!
AND A CONFRONTATION.
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I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU FEEL,
LYNETTE,
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BECAUSE YOU NEVER TALK ABOUT IT!
WE LOST A KID. HOW CAN SAYING
THIS OUT LOUD BE HELPFUL?
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(Mary Alice)
IF YOU WANT TO THROW
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A SUCCESSFUL DINNER PARTY,
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THERE ARE CERTAIN RULES
THAT MUST BE FOLLOWED.
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IF THE GOOD SILVER IS USED,
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IT MUST BE POLISHED.
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IF MUSIC IS PLAYED,
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THE VOLUME SHOULD BE LOW.
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IF THE GUESTS BRING WINE,
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IT MUST BE SERVED.
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AND IF THE EVENING
IS TO BE TRULY SUCCESSFUL...
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(laughter)
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THERE MUST BE A TOAST.
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TO LEE. THIS DINNER
HAS BEEN A TOTAL TRIUMPH.
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(Lynette and Bob) AW.
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(clink)
(Lynette) OH, BOB!
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AND IT'S NOT OVER YET.
I MADE A FRUIT TART FOR DESSERT.
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OOH!
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AND IN CASE ANY OF YOU
ARE DIABETIC,
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LET ME JUST SAY...
IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU.
(both laugh)
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NO. SERIOUSLY, THIS IS HOW
WE LOST HIS COUSIN.
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HEY, BOB,
WHERE'S THE WHIPPED CREAM?
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OH. I TOTALLY FORGOT.
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I WAS ON MY PHONE AND I DROVE
RIGHT PAST THE STORE.
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OF COURSE, BECAUSE IT'S
SOMETHING THAT I NEEDED.
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I WAS WORKING ALL DAY.
IF IT WAS THAT IMPORTANT,
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WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GO OUT
AND GET IT?
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UH, I WORK, TOO.
SELLING HOUSES IS WORK.
HOUSE.
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HE'S SOLD ONE HOUSE
IN SIX MONTHS.
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ATTACKING.
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(knife clatters)
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WHAT--WHAT'S THAT?
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MY FEELINGS JOURNAL.
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LEE AND I ARE SEEING
THIS COUNSELOR.
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SHE HAS US WRITE DOWN
OUR NEGATIVE FEELINGS
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TO DISCUSS IN OUR SESSIONS.
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SEEMS LIKE YOU GOT
A LOT OF FEELINGS THERE, LEE.
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THAT'S VOLUME THREE,
WITH AN ENTIRE CHAPTER
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ABOUT ME FORGETTING
TO PUT DOWN THE TOILET SEAT.
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I THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE
THE ONE ADVANTAGE
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WITH TWO GUYS LIVING TOGETHER.
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YOU'D THINK.
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WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT
YOU'RE--YOU'RE GETTING HELP.
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YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD THINK
ABOUT SEEING SOMEONE.
WHAT?
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YOU KNOW, TO HELP US
WITH OUR STUFF.
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CAN WE TALK
ABOUT OUR STUFF LATER?
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WE COULD, BUT YOU WON'T.
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(chuckles)
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SHE--SHE NEVER WANTS TO TALK.
(teacup clatters)
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YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL
ABOUT THERAPY.
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IT'S FOR WEAK, INDULGENT...
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STRAIGHT PEOPLE.
YOU GUYS TOTALLY MAKE IT WORK.
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I USED TO FEEL THE SAME WAY
ABOUT THERAPY.
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BUT THIS LADY--
SHE'S REALLY GREAT.
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VOLUME THREE?
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CAN'T WE GIVE IT A TRY?
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I DON'T NEED SOMEONE TELLING ME
HOW I FEEL, OKAY?
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SO COULD WE JUST DROP IT?
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AND THE NUMBER ONE RULE
FOR A SUCCESSFUL DINNER PARTY?
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AFTER DESSERT, LET'S KARAOKE!
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KEEP DISCUSSION
OF YOUR MARRIAGE
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TO AN ABSOLUTE MINIMUM.
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DR. BRENT AVEDON
WAS THE HEAD OF PSYCHOLOGY
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AT THE FAIRVIEW HEALTH CENTER.
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HE SPENT HIS DAYS TREATING
ANTISOCIAL ADOLESCENTS,
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DELUSIONAL DOWAGERS...
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AND BIPOLAR BUSINESSMEN.
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(sobbing)
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BUT LATELY,
HIS MOST INTERESTING PATIENT
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WAS A HOUSEWIFE
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WHO'D HAD A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
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I WAS JUST SO LONELY.
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AND THEN ONE DAY,
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ALONG CAME
THIS WONDERFUL MAN--
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A MAN WHO MADE ME LAUGH,
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WHO GAVE ME HOPE AGAIN...
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AND WHO TURNED OUT TO BE
IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
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SO I WENT BACK
TO BEING LONELY.
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ONLY IT WAS WORSE NOW
BECAUSE...
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HE WASN'T REALLY GONE.
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HE WAS ACROSS THE STREET,
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HOLDING HER HAND,
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LAUGHING WITH HER.
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SO ONE DAY...
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I PRETENDED,
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JUST FOR A SECOND...
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THAT IT WASN'T HER HAND
HE WAS HOLDING.
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IT WAS MINE.
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HMM.
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AND THAT'S HOW
THE FANTASIES STARTED?
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WHEN I WAS HURTING,
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I WOULD LET MYSELF IMAGINE
THAT HE WAS THERE WITH ME.
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BUT THEN THOSE MOMENTS
STARTED TO...
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(voice breaks) M-MEAN MORE
TO ME THAN WHAT WAS REAL.
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SO...
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I JUST LET MYSELF HAVE THEM.
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I LET THEM TAKE OVER.
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WHAT ABOUT NOW?
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DO YOU FEEL THAT THE MEDICATION
IS HELPING YOU?
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(laughs)
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WELL, I CERTAINLY HAVE
A FIRMER GRASP ON REALITY NOW.
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I CAN SEE THINGS,
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FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN A LONG WHILE,
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VERY CLEARLY.
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THAT'S GREAT.
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NO. (laughs)
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NOT REALLY.
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BECAUSE NOW I CAN SEE
WHAT I'VE DONE TO MY LIFE.
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AND...
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(sighs)
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HOW I'VE RUINED IT.
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(man on TV shouts indistinctly,
trumpet plays "Charge")
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OKAY, ORSON, IT'S TIME FOR ME
TO GIVE YOU YOUR BATH.
NOT NOW.
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(horses galloping)
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ORSON, YOU HAVEN'T BATHED
IN OVER A WEEK.
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NOW I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS
ANY MORE THAN YOU DO,
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BUT FRANKLY,
YOU'RE GETTING A LITTLE RIPE.
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I SAID I DON'T WANT
A BATH.
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WELL, IT'S NOT ABOUT
WHAT YOU WANT ANYMORE.
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IT'S A MATTER
OF PRESERVING THE DRAPES.
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TO HAVE ANOTHER HUMAN BEING
BATHE ME IS HUMILIATING.
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HERE.
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(blows air) WHAT'S THIS?
A LIST OF THINGS
I NEED AT THE STORE.
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I JUST WENT TO THE STORE FOR YOU
AN HOUR AGO. CAN'T IT WAIT?
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NO. I NEED THESE ITEMS
IMMEDIATELY.
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IT'S URGENT.
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ORSON,
HOW ARE CornNuts URGENT?
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I'M SORRY, BREE.
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I JUST THOUGHT THAT SINCE
YOU PLAYED A MAJOR PART
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IN PUTTING ME IN THIS CHAIR,
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YOU'D WANT TO PLAY A SMALL PART
IN MAKING MY NEW LIFE TOLERABLE.
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GIVE ME THE LIST.
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(clears throat) BETTER YET,
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LEAVE IT ON THE TABLE
AND THEN BACK AWAY.
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HEY, TEACH.
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HI!
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I JUST DROPPED OFF JUANITA
FOR HER FIRST DAY.
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SHE'S A LITTLE NERVOUS.
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AW, SHE'S GONNA LOVE IT HERE.
THE TEACHERS ARE GREAT.
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SO WHAT ANIMAL IS SHE?
EXCUSE ME?
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OH, THEY TEST THE KIDS
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AND THEY PLACE THEM IN GROUPS
ACCORDING TO THEIR LEVEL.
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IN MATH, THERE'S LEOPARDS,
CHIPMUNKS, GIRAFFES.
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IT SHOULD BE IN HER FOLDER.
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OH, SHE'S A LEOPARD.
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OH.
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WHAT'S M.J.?
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HE'S A GIRAFFE.
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OH. SO...
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WHICH IS THE ADVANCED GROUP?
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NO ONE KNOWS.
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THEY WON'T EVEN TELL ME.
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PRINCIPAL HOBSON FEELS
THAT IF THE PARENTS FIND OUT,
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THEY'LL FREAK
AND GET ALL COMPETITIVE.
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(laughs) THAT'S CRAZY.
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WHO CARES?
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EXACTLY. (chuckles)
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LEOPARDS ARE THE MORONS,
AREN'T THEY?
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NO. I-I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
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YEAH, YOU DID.
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WHEN I ASKED ABOUT M.J.,
YOU WERE LIKE, "HE'S A GIRAFFE!"
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AND THEN I SAID
JUANITA WAS A LEOPARD,
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AND YOU WERE LIKE, "OH."
YOU'RE JUST JUMPING
TO CONCLUSIONS.
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YOU KNOW SOMETHING.
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SPILL IT!
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(sighs) OKAY.
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UH, I DON'T KNOW FOR SURE,
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BUT I TEACH THESE KIDS,
AND IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS.
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WE WERE MAKING
PAPIER-MâCHé GLOBES...
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THIS...
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IS RACHEL MILLER.
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DAMN, THAT'S GOOD.
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HUH.
SHE'S A GIRAFFE.
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AND THIS IS WENDY BENSON.
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OKAY.
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CHIPMUNK.
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AND THIS ONE WAS MADE
BY ADAM HUNTER--
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A LEOPARD.
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MY GOD, IT LOOKS LIKE
AN ACTUAL LEOPARD MADE IT.
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(sighs)
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THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH BEING A LEOPARD.
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THEY'RE VERY IMPORTANT HERE.
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THEY...
MOVE THE CAFETERIA TABLES,
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EXCELLENT DOOR HOLDERS.
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THIS ISN'T FAIR.
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GABY, W-WE HAVE A SAYING
AROUND HERE.
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"IT'S THE PACE,
NOT THE RACE."
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I KNOW MY DAUGHTER.
SHE IS ALL GIRAFFE.
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I'M GONNA GO TALK
TO THE PRINCIPAL.
(door thuds)
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UM...
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Y-Y-YOU DON'T PUSH.
YOU...
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(door unlatches)
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SORRY. MY DAUGHTER WASN'T HERE
TO HOLD IT FOR ME.
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(kisses)
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JEEZ, LYNETTE!
(chuckles)
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DINNER'S READY. GO WASH UP.
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WHAT IS THAT?
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IT'S NOTHING. IT'S, UH--
IT'S, UH... IT'S PERSONAL.
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PERSONAL?
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YES.
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AND I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT
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THAT WE RESPECT
EACH OTHER'S BOUNDARIES.
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THIS MORNING, YOU WALKED IN
AND SAT ON THE TOILET
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WHILE I SHAVED MY LEGS.
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WE HAVE NO BOUNDARIES.
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ATTACKING.
WHAT?
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YOU SOUND JUST LIKE BOB AND--
OH! OH! OH, MY GOD!
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IS THAT A FEELINGS JOURNAL?
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IF YOU MUST KNOW,
YES, IT IS.
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I STARTED SEEING
THEIR THERAPIST.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
BECAUSE I WANTED
TO TALK TO SOMEONE,
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AND I DIDN'T NEED
YOUR RIDICULE.
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ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT THE BABY?
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IT STARTED OUT ABOUT THAT.
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BUT NOW WE'RE ON TO, UM...
OTHER THINGS.
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OTHER THINGS?
YOU MEAN LIKE ME?
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I MIGHT'VE MENTIONED YOU
ONCE OR TWICE.
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ONCE OR TWICE? UH-HUH.
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I BET IF WE DOWNED A SHOT EVERY
TIME WE READ THE NAME "LYNETTE,"
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WE'D BE HAMMERED BY PAGE TWO.
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(chuckles)
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00:11:06,096 --> 00:11:08,198
LET ME SEE THAT.
234
00:11:08,198 --> 00:11:10,440
OH, NO, NO. NO WAY.
235
00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:12,743
(chuckles)
236
00:11:12,743 --> 00:11:15,776
BUT IF YOU'RE REALLY INTERESTED
IN WHAT'S IN HERE,
237
00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:17,908
YOU CAN ALWAYS JOIN ME
IN THERAPY.
238
00:11:17,908 --> 00:11:19,880
LIKE HELL.
239
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:22,452
FINE.
240
00:11:22,452 --> 00:11:26,717
THEN I GUESS YOU'LL JUST
HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE MOVIE.
241
00:11:36,026 --> 00:11:38,298
(singsongy) HERE WE GO.
242
00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:41,732
THANKS AGAIN FOR HAVING ME.
THIS ALL LOOKS DELICIOUS.
243
00:11:41,732 --> 00:11:43,734
(normal voice) OH,
IT'S YOUR FIRST NIGHT OVER.
244
00:11:43,734 --> 00:11:45,736
I WANTED TO MAKE YOU
A TRADITIONAL ITALIAN MEAL--
245
00:11:45,736 --> 00:11:48,108
RIGATONI WITH SAUSAGE,
CHICKEN PARM.
246
00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:50,240
JUST SALAD WOULD BE GREAT.
247
00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:52,242
OH, SCREW THE SALAD.
THAT CAME OUT OF A BAG.
248
00:11:52,242 --> 00:11:54,344
THIS RIGATONI
CAME FROM MY HEART.
249
00:11:54,344 --> 00:11:58,118
TO BE HONEST,
I DON'T EAT CARBS.
250
00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:00,120
OH, BUT YOU'LL
MAKE AN EXCEPTION TONIGHT
251
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,422
'CAUSE I'VE BEEN SWEATIN'
OVER THE STOVE ALL DAY.
252
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:05,155
MA, LET IT GO.
SHE'S WATCHING HER WEIGHT.
253
00:12:05,155 --> 00:12:07,257
HER WEIGHT? IF I PUT
THE AIR CONDITIONER ON HIGH,
254
00:12:07,257 --> 00:12:09,259
IT'LL BLOW HER
ACROSS THE ROOM.
255
00:12:09,259 --> 00:12:11,261
I JUST HAVE TO BE CAREFUL.
256
00:12:11,261 --> 00:12:13,934
AS SOON
AS A GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL,
257
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:17,507
I'M GOING TO NEW YORK
TO BE A MODEL.
OH. NO COLLEGE?
258
00:12:17,507 --> 00:12:20,771
ARE YOU KIDDING? AND MISS
MY PRIME MODELING YEARS?
259
00:12:22,773 --> 00:12:27,447
WHAT? I THINK IT'S GREAT.
IT TAKES GUTS TO FOLLOW A DREAM.
260
00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:31,051
YEAH, IT'S GREAT,
BUT IT'D BE NICE
261
00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:33,283
TO HAVE SOMETHING OTHER
THAN THE PORN INDUSTRY
262
00:12:33,283 --> 00:12:36,156
TO FALL BACK ON.
MA.
263
00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:38,158
WHAT? I'M NOT SAYING
THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
264
00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:42,132
BUT, YOU KNOW, A LOT OF MODELS
DO END UP THAT WAY.
I KNOW IT'S RISKY,
265
00:12:42,132 --> 00:12:44,865
BUT I'M REALLY PASSIONATE
ABOUT THIS.
266
00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:47,898
AND I THINK THAT THE BEST WAY
TO BE SUCCESSFUL IN LIFE
267
00:12:47,898 --> 00:12:49,900
IS TO DO WHAT
YOU'RE PASSIONATE ABOUT.
268
00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:53,303
THAT'S WHY I KEEP TELLING DANNY
TO PURSUE HIS POETRY.
269
00:12:53,303 --> 00:12:55,175
POETRY?
270
00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:57,147
YEAH. IT'S AMAZING, RIGHT?
271
00:12:57,147 --> 00:12:59,009
I WOULDN'T KNOW.
272
00:12:59,009 --> 00:13:01,411
I'M TOO BUSY COOKING FOOD
NOBODY'S GONNA EAT.
273
00:13:01,411 --> 00:13:04,114
DANNY, WHY DIDN'T YOU EVER
SHOW ME YOUR POETRY?
274
00:13:04,114 --> 00:13:06,016
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
275
00:13:06,016 --> 00:13:07,487
DANNY, IT'S GREAT.
276
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:10,490
I KEEP TELLING HIM HE SHOULD
COME TO NEW YORK WITH ME
277
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:13,193
SO HE CAN REALLY FOCUS
ON HIS WRITING.
278
00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:16,166
WOW. A MODEL AND A POET.
279
00:13:16,166 --> 00:13:19,469
SO WHILE YOU'RE DOIN' PORN,
HE CAN MAKE THE DIALOGUE RHYME.
280
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,105
THIS IS WHY
I DON'T TELL HER STUFF.
281
00:13:27,878 --> 00:13:29,809
OKAY.
282
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:33,043
I'M SORRY. I WAS JUST
TRYING TO MAKE A JOKE.
283
00:13:33,043 --> 00:13:35,115
LET'S GET BACK TO DINNER,
HUH?
284
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,586
OH, NO. I'M GOOD.
285
00:13:36,586 --> 00:13:38,118
(clears throat)
286
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:40,350
CARBS. MNH-MNH.
287
00:13:44,254 --> 00:13:47,928
OH, I'LL BE OUT
RUNNING ERRANDS TODAY,
288
00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:50,260
SO YOU'LL HAVE TO LET
THE PHYSICAL THERAPIST IN
289
00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:52,262
WHEN SHE ARRIVES.
290
00:13:52,262 --> 00:13:53,603
HMM.
291
00:13:53,603 --> 00:13:55,065
WHAT'S WRONG?
292
00:13:55,065 --> 00:13:56,937
THERE'S NO STRAWBERRIES.
293
00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:59,239
YOU KNOW I LIKE STRAWBERRIES
WITH MY WAFFLES.
294
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:02,612
I AM SORRY. THEY'RE RIGHT HERE.
THERE YOU GO.
295
00:14:02,612 --> 00:14:05,876
STRAWBERRIES. ENJOY.
296
00:14:05,876 --> 00:14:07,447
I NEED WHIPPED CREAM.
297
00:14:09,179 --> 00:14:11,181
UNLESS YOU THINK
THE STRAWBERRIES
298
00:14:11,181 --> 00:14:14,284
ARE GONNA MAGICALLY STICK
TO THE WAFFLES BY THEMSELVES.
299
00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:18,128
HMM.
300
00:14:26,336 --> 00:14:28,038
(bowl clanks)
301
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,478
NOT SO FAST.
302
00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,210
SAY "PLEASE."
303
00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:43,153
I WILL NOT.
NOW GIVE ME MY BREAKFAST.
304
00:14:43,153 --> 00:14:45,115
ORSON, I AM HAPPY TO DO
WHATEVER YOU ASK,
305
00:14:45,115 --> 00:14:47,117
BUT I WILL NOT TREATED
LIKE A SLAVE.
306
00:14:47,117 --> 00:14:49,189
NOW SAY "PLEASE."
307
00:14:54,224 --> 00:14:56,526
NOW THAT I LOOK
AT YOUR WAFFLE,
308
00:14:56,526 --> 00:14:59,930
I UNDERSTAND WHY
YOU'RE SO EAGER TO HAVE IT.
309
00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:05,435
BREE...
310
00:15:05,435 --> 00:15:09,339
YOU KNOW THE MAGIC WORD.
(whispers) IT HAS SIX LETTERS.
311
00:15:09,339 --> 00:15:11,341
I KNOW A WORD
THAT HAS THREE.
312
00:15:11,341 --> 00:15:14,514
IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME MY FOOD,
I'M GONNA SHOVE THAT FORK UP IT.
313
00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,286
(gasps)
314
00:15:16,286 --> 00:15:17,347
MMM.
315
00:15:17,347 --> 00:15:18,648
MMM! MMM!
316
00:15:18,648 --> 00:15:21,651
YOU CAN HAVE IT WHEN
YOU'RE READY TO BE POLITE.
317
00:15:28,198 --> 00:15:30,700
MR. HOBSON, MY DAUGHTER
IS INCREDIBLY BRIGHT.
318
00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:34,004
I JUST NEED TO KNOW IF SHE'S
IN THE ADVANCED CLASSES.
319
00:15:34,004 --> 00:15:37,067
YOU KNOW THAT WE HAVE A POLICY
NOT TO DISCLOSE THAT.
320
00:15:37,067 --> 00:15:39,069
OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO
SAY ANYTHING.
321
00:15:39,069 --> 00:15:41,211
JUST BLINK WHEN I MENTION
THE SMART GROUP. LEOPARD.
322
00:15:41,211 --> 00:15:43,673
MRS. SOLIS--
WAIT, WAS THAT A BLINK
OR A TWITCH?
323
00:15:43,673 --> 00:15:45,675
I CAN'T TELL.
YOU SEEM VERY NERVOUS.
324
00:15:45,675 --> 00:15:49,149
YOU SEE, THIS IS EXACTLY WHY
WE DON'T TELL THE PARENTS.
325
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:53,723
THEY START BEHAVING
IRRATIONALLY.
326
00:15:53,723 --> 00:15:58,258
AND STOP TRYING TO READ THINGS
ON MY DESK UPSIDE-DOWN.
327
00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:01,131
WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL?
I JUST NEED TO KNOW
328
00:16:01,131 --> 00:16:03,333
IF MY DAUGHTER'S GONNA
SUCCEED IN LIFE.
SHE'S 7.
329
00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:05,595
NOW I SUGGEST
THAT YOU STOP PRYING
330
00:16:05,595 --> 00:16:10,300
AND JUST BE PROUD OF HER
NO MATTER WHAT GROUP SHE'S IN.
331
00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:14,374
I AM PROUD OF HER,
AND I DON'T PRY.
332
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:16,306
(sighs)
333
00:16:16,306 --> 00:16:20,210
BY THE WAY, ENJOY
YOUR COLONOSCOPY ON THE 16th.
334
00:16:20,210 --> 00:16:21,451
(door slams)
335
00:16:21,451 --> 00:16:26,186
(children shouting, laughter)
336
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:28,218
MOM. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
337
00:16:28,218 --> 00:16:30,220
I WAS JUST HAVING
A NICE GET-TO-KNOW-YOU CHAT
338
00:16:30,220 --> 00:16:32,522
WITH THE PRINCIPAL.
WHO ARE YOUR FRIENDS?
339
00:16:32,522 --> 00:16:35,025
UM, THIS IS WENDY AND RACHEL.
340
00:16:35,025 --> 00:16:36,496
WE'RE IN MATH TOGETHER.
341
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:40,200
OH! WAIT A MINUTE.
I THINK I SAW YOUR ART PROJECTS.
342
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,372
WENDY,
YOU'RE A CHIPMUNK, RIGHT?
343
00:16:42,372 --> 00:16:44,474
AND, RACHEL, YOU'RE A GIRAFFE?
344
00:16:44,474 --> 00:16:46,306
OH, OKAY.
345
00:16:48,278 --> 00:16:50,780
YOU KNOW WHAT
I WOULD LOVE TO DO?
346
00:16:50,780 --> 00:16:55,215
IS TAKE A PICTURE WITH JUANITA
AND HER FRIENDS.
347
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:57,717
AND, UH, YOU KNOW WHAT
WOULD BE REALLY CUTE?
348
00:16:57,717 --> 00:17:00,350
IS IF YOU HOLD UP
YOUR MATH HOMEWORK.
349
00:17:03,793 --> 00:17:05,325
(beep, shutter clicks)
350
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:07,427
(beep, click)
351
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:09,459
(beep, click)
GOT IT.
352
00:17:09,459 --> 00:17:11,301
BUT I WASN'T SMILING.
353
00:17:11,301 --> 00:17:13,603
YEAH? WELL,
IT'S A TOUGH WORLD OUT THERE.
354
00:17:13,603 --> 00:17:16,606
NOT MUCH TO SMILE ABOUT.
(singsongy) HAVE A GREAT DAY!
355
00:17:16,606 --> 00:17:20,070
YOUR MOM'S WEIRD.
356
00:17:20,070 --> 00:17:22,542
YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
357
00:17:25,075 --> 00:17:27,717
(doorbell rings)
358
00:17:32,222 --> 00:17:34,184
(door creaks)
359
00:17:34,184 --> 00:17:35,655
ORSON?
360
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:38,728
I'M LETTING MYSELF IN.
361
00:17:38,728 --> 00:17:41,691
TIME FOR YOUR THERAPY.
362
00:17:41,691 --> 00:17:43,533
HELP ME!
363
00:17:43,533 --> 00:17:45,565
OH!
364
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:48,067
HELP.
365
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,200
OH! DEAR LORD!
(groaning)
366
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,441
ORSON!
367
00:17:51,441 --> 00:17:53,143
OH!
WHAT HAPPENED?
368
00:17:53,143 --> 00:17:54,504
OH! JOYCE.
369
00:17:54,504 --> 00:17:55,845
OH!
370
00:17:55,845 --> 00:17:58,348
(panting) WELL, I WAS TRYING
TO GET THOSE WAFFLES,
371
00:17:58,348 --> 00:18:00,410
AND I FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR.
372
00:18:00,410 --> 00:18:03,082
W-W-WHAT ARE THEY DOING
UP THERE?
373
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,685
STARVING HIM?
374
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:08,258
THAT'S RIDICULOUS. (chuckles)
REALLY?
375
00:18:08,258 --> 00:18:12,192
SO YOU DON'T TORMENT HIM BY
PUTTING FOOD OUT OF HIS REACH?
376
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:14,394
OH. WELL, YOU KINDA HAD
TO BE THERE FOR THAT.
377
00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:16,826
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME
A PIECE OF BREAD?
378
00:18:16,826 --> 00:18:19,699
ORSON, FOR GOD SAKES!
STOP THAT!
379
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:23,303
PLEASE HIT ME IN THE LEGS THIS
TIME. THERE'S NO FEELING THERE.
380
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:27,137
MRS. HODGE, MAY I SPEAK TO YOU
PRIVATELY FOR A MOMENT?
381
00:18:34,544 --> 00:18:38,288
YOU--YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME.
I WOULD NEVER HIT MY HUSBAND.
382
00:18:38,288 --> 00:18:42,352
I SENSED HIM BEING A LITTLE
DRAMATIC. BUT WITHHOLDING FOOD?
383
00:18:42,352 --> 00:18:46,356
THE WHOLE THING STARTED BECAUSE
HE REFUSED TO SAY PLEASE...
384
00:18:46,356 --> 00:18:49,599
WHICH I KNOW SOUNDS
RATHER PETTY,
385
00:18:49,599 --> 00:18:53,503
BUT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND.
HE HAS BEEN IMPOSSIBLE LATELY.
386
00:18:53,503 --> 00:18:56,206
THE MAN IS FACING
LIFE IN A WHEELCHAIR.
387
00:18:56,206 --> 00:18:58,208
HE'S MAD AT THE WORLD,
388
00:18:58,208 --> 00:19:00,640
AND UNFORTUNATELY,
HE'S TAKING IT OUT ON YOU.
389
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,343
(groans)
390
00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:05,144
LOOK...
(sighs)
391
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,317
I KNOW THIS IS NOT EASY.
392
00:19:07,317 --> 00:19:09,279
BUT UNTIL HE COMES
TO ACCEPT THIS,
393
00:19:09,279 --> 00:19:12,151
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIGURE OUT
HOW TO BE MORE PATIENT.
394
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,283
(exhales deeply)
395
00:19:13,283 --> 00:19:17,227
AND IF YOU CAN'T,
IT'S MY OBLIGATION TO REPORT IT.
396
00:19:20,590 --> 00:19:24,234
OH, AND GIVE THE MAN A BATH.
397
00:19:24,234 --> 00:19:26,866
PHYSICAL THERAPY
SHOULDN'T REQUIRE GLOVES.
398
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,301
(sighs)
399
00:19:38,908 --> 00:19:40,810
HEY.
HEY.
400
00:19:40,810 --> 00:19:42,952
YOU WEREN'T HOME WHEN
THEY TRIED TO DELIVER THIS,
401
00:19:42,952 --> 00:19:46,286
SO I SIGNED FOR IT.
YEAH, WE JUST--
WE HAD, UH, WE SAW AN AD FOR...
402
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:49,459
HONEST TO GOD,
DON'T NEED TO KNOW.
403
00:19:49,459 --> 00:19:50,860
GOOD. UM...
404
00:19:50,860 --> 00:19:52,722
AH, LOOK.
405
00:19:52,722 --> 00:19:55,725
(speaking inaudibly)
406
00:19:57,267 --> 00:20:00,400
LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY GOT
A NEW GIRLFRIEND.
407
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,502
YEAH, NOT FOR LONG.
408
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,203
I DO NOT APPROVE.
409
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,976
AH. YOU DON'T APPROVE,
AND SHE'S GOT A BODY
410
00:20:06,976 --> 00:20:09,979
THAT WOULD MAKE THE POPE WALK
THROUGH A SLIDING GLASS DOOR.
411
00:20:09,979 --> 00:20:14,414
GOSH, WHO'S GONNA WIN?
HE IS MY KID. IF I DON'T
THINK SHE IS GOOD FOR HIM,
412
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,916
I WILL DO
WHATEVER I HAVE TO DO.
413
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:19,919
WHICH WILL DRIVE HIM TOWARDS HER
AND AWAY FROM YOU.
414
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,921
LOOK, I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
415
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:24,554
WHEN A MOM HATES THE HOTTIE
HER SON LOVES.
416
00:20:24,554 --> 00:20:26,556
BOB'S MOM HATED ME. UGH.
417
00:20:26,556 --> 00:20:28,658
HUH. I ALWAYS THOUGHT
THAT BOB WAS--
418
00:20:28,658 --> 00:20:30,330
THE POINT IS,
419
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:34,264
SHE OVERPLAYED HER HAND
AND MADE BOB CHOOSE BETWEEN US.
420
00:20:34,264 --> 00:20:36,266
AND THE LONG STORY SHORT,
421
00:20:36,266 --> 00:20:38,268
I'M CUDDLING UP WITH BOB
EVERY NIGHT.
422
00:20:38,268 --> 00:20:40,270
AND WHERE'S MAMA?
NURSING HOME.
423
00:20:40,270 --> 00:20:42,772
HOW'D SHE GET THERE?
DON'T KNOW. CAN'T REMEMBER.
424
00:20:42,772 --> 00:20:45,445
IT'S JUST...
I DON'T KNOW THIS GIRL.
425
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:48,948
AND I-I-I DON'T KNOW
IF I CAN TRUST HER.
WELL, THEN YOU BETTER
GET TO KNOW HER.
426
00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:50,950
I'D HATE TO SEE YOU
LOSE YOUR SON
427
00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:53,953
BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID
TO SHARE HIM.
428
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:55,785
GET OUTTA HERE.
429
00:20:55,785 --> 00:20:57,287
(door closes)
430
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,891
CARLOS, DID YOU GET THE PICTURES
I SENT YOU?
431
00:21:01,891 --> 00:21:03,893
YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL
AS THE DAY WE MET.
432
00:21:03,893 --> 00:21:05,895
TIME HASN'T TOUCHED YOU
AT ALL.
433
00:21:05,895 --> 00:21:08,398
NOT OF ME--
OF THE MATH HOMEWORK.
434
00:21:08,398 --> 00:21:10,269
WHAT?
435
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,641
(beeping)
HERE.
436
00:21:11,641 --> 00:21:13,643
THIS ASSIGNMENT LOOKS EASY,
DOESN'T IT?
437
00:21:13,643 --> 00:21:15,645
PRETTY BASIC, YEAH.
438
00:21:15,645 --> 00:21:19,278
AND LOOK AT THIS ONE
WITH THE MULTIPLICATION.
439
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,451
LITTLE MORE COMPLICATED,
RIGHT?
440
00:21:21,451 --> 00:21:22,652
I GUESS.
441
00:21:22,652 --> 00:21:25,655
(beep)
AND THIS ONE...
442
00:21:25,655 --> 00:21:27,757
WORD PROBLEMS. FRACTIONS.
443
00:21:27,757 --> 00:21:30,360
THIS IS THE HARDEST ONE,
ISN'T IT?
LOOKS LIKE IT. SO?
444
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:34,293
CARLOS, THIS IS
THE LEOPARD'S HOMEWORK.
445
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,826
WELL, THAT CLEARED THAT UP.
446
00:21:36,826 --> 00:21:38,898
NO. DON'T YOU GET IT?
OUR DAUGHTER IS A LEOPARD.
447
00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:40,900
SHE'S IN THE ADVANCED CLASS.
448
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:43,933
HEY! GOOD FOR HER.
(laughs)
449
00:21:43,933 --> 00:21:46,336
OH, POOR SUSAN.
450
00:21:46,336 --> 00:21:48,708
YEAH? WHY?
451
00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:51,381
WELL, SHE WAS CONVINCED
THAT M.J.'s BRILLIANT,
452
00:21:51,381 --> 00:21:53,843
AND IT TURNS OUT
HE'S IN THE SLOW GROUP.
453
00:21:53,843 --> 00:21:56,446
(sighs) I'D HATE
FOR HER TO FIND OUT.
454
00:21:56,446 --> 00:21:59,018
GABY, YOU ARE NOT
TELLING HER.
WHY NOT?
455
00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:01,090
SHE DIDN'T HAVE ANY TROUBLE
TELLING ME
456
00:22:01,090 --> 00:22:04,454
SHE THOUGHT JUANITA WAS ONE
THERMOS SHORT OF A LUNCH BOX.
SHE SAID THAT?
457
00:22:04,454 --> 00:22:07,627
YES. WITH HER TONE.
458
00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:08,958
MM-HMM.
459
00:22:08,958 --> 00:22:11,330
WELL, WE'VE HAD ENOUGH DRAMA
WITH THE NEIGHBORS LATELY,
460
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,332
SO JUST DROP IT.
461
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,835
FINE, I'LL DROP IT.
BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW,
462
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:18,337
I LIKE YOU BETTER WHEN
YOU'RE READING THE NEWSPAPER,
463
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,840
PRETENDING TO LISTEN.
SURE, TAKE WHATEVER YOU NEED.
464
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,341
(scoffs)
465
00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:28,648
(utensils clattering)
466
00:22:33,383 --> 00:22:35,425
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
467
00:22:35,425 --> 00:22:37,657
I TOLD THEM I DON'T WANT
ANY VISITORS.
468
00:22:37,657 --> 00:22:40,590
WHO SAYS I'M VISITING?
MAYBE I'M BONKERS, TOO.
469
00:22:42,392 --> 00:22:43,893
GONNA EAT THE APPLESAUCE?
470
00:22:49,138 --> 00:22:52,502
REMEMBER WHEN MY GOUT FLARED UP
AND I COULDN'T WALK?
471
00:22:54,103 --> 00:22:57,376
AND YOU USED TO
COME OVER TO SEE ME?
472
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,378
I FIGURED I OWE YA.
473
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,380
DEBT PAID. GOOD-BYE.
474
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,453
I SEE YOU GOT
YOUR CHARMING PERSONALITY BACK.
475
00:23:05,515 --> 00:23:08,588
SO... WHEN ARE YOU GONNA BE
COMING BACK HOME?
476
00:23:08,588 --> 00:23:11,591
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
I WOULD EVER COME BACK?
477
00:23:11,591 --> 00:23:15,164
AFTER WHAT I DID TO
THOSE PEOPLE? NO. THEY HATE ME.
478
00:23:15,164 --> 00:23:18,428
TAKE IT FROM THE REIGNING
ODD DUCK ON THE LANE--
479
00:23:18,428 --> 00:23:21,170
NOBODY CARES ABOUT
ALL THAT SILLY STUFF.
480
00:23:21,170 --> 00:23:24,173
OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. BREE AND I
CAN JUST LAUGH, LAUGH, LAUGH
481
00:23:24,173 --> 00:23:27,006
ABOUT SILLY ME
NEARLY DESTROYING HER BUSINESS.
482
00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:28,838
AND I'LL TELL SUSAN
483
00:23:28,838 --> 00:23:32,482
THAT I WAS JUST JOSHING ABOUT
TRYING TO WRECK HER MARRIAGE.
YEAH. OKAY. OKAY.
484
00:23:32,482 --> 00:23:34,744
OH, AND I'LL BET
MIKE IS STILL CHUCKLING
485
00:23:34,744 --> 00:23:36,746
ABOUT ME GETTING HIM THROWN
IN JAIL.
486
00:23:36,746 --> 00:23:39,148
WILL YOU LISTEN?
KATHY, I'M SERIOUS.
487
00:23:39,148 --> 00:23:40,850
I'M WILLING TO BET
488
00:23:40,850 --> 00:23:43,823
THERE'S MORE FORGIVENESS THERE
THAN YOU IMAGINE.
489
00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:45,855
IN THAT CASE, YOU KNOW WHAT?
490
00:23:45,855 --> 00:23:47,426
WHAT?
491
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:49,559
MAYBE YOU ARE BONKERS.
492
00:23:54,103 --> 00:23:55,565
(silverware clinks)
493
00:23:59,569 --> 00:24:01,140
HEY, HON.
494
00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:03,212
LOOK WHO'S HERE.
495
00:24:03,212 --> 00:24:06,646
HEY, SUSAN. WHAT'S UP?
I WAS GOING THROUGH
SOME OF M.J.'s STUFF,
496
00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:08,648
AND I FOUND THESE MATH WORKBOOKS
FROM LAST YEAR.
497
00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:11,080
I THOUGHT JUANITA
WOULD FIND THEM HELPFUL.
498
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:12,652
(chuckles) WELL...
499
00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:14,484
(mouths word)
500
00:24:14,484 --> 00:24:17,156
THANK YOU.
(thud)
501
00:24:17,156 --> 00:24:20,029
NO PROBLEM. I THOUGHT
IT MIGHT HELP HER CATCH UP.
(resumes pounding)
502
00:24:22,992 --> 00:24:24,694
CATCH UP?
503
00:24:24,694 --> 00:24:27,236
YEAH. YOU KNOW,
FROM WHEN SHE WAS OUT OF SCHOOL.
504
00:24:27,236 --> 00:24:30,139
(chuckles) SHE WAS
NEVER OUT OF SCHOOL.
505
00:24:30,139 --> 00:24:32,141
I WAS HOMESCHOOLING HER.
506
00:24:32,141 --> 00:24:34,674
AND I KNOW YOU DID
THE BEST YOU COULD.
507
00:24:34,674 --> 00:24:36,646
BUT NOW SHE HAS
PROFESSIONAL TEACHERS,
508
00:24:36,646 --> 00:24:40,179
AND I BET SHE'S GONNA CATCH UP
TO M.J. IN NO TIME.
509
00:24:40,179 --> 00:24:41,781
(bottle cap pops)
510
00:24:41,781 --> 00:24:43,513
(fizzes)
511
00:24:43,513 --> 00:24:46,656
(whispers) GET HER.
512
00:24:46,656 --> 00:24:48,257
WELL, SUSAN...
513
00:24:48,257 --> 00:24:50,890
AHEM. BY THE WAY,
DID YOU HEAR?
514
00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:53,793
LEOPARDS ARE
THE ADVANCED STUDENTS.
515
00:24:53,793 --> 00:24:55,525
WHAT?
516
00:24:55,525 --> 00:24:57,527
YEAH. IT'S TRUE.
CHIPMUNKS ARE AVERAGE.
517
00:24:57,527 --> 00:24:58,828
AND GIRAFFES--
518
00:24:58,828 --> 00:25:02,271
WELL, THOSE CAFETERIA TABLES
AREN'T GONNA MOVE THEMSELVES.
519
00:25:02,271 --> 00:25:05,204
HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?
520
00:25:05,204 --> 00:25:07,537
I GOT A COPY
OF EACH GROUP'S HOMEWORK.
521
00:25:07,537 --> 00:25:10,009
TRUST ME.
I CRACKED THE CODE.
522
00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:12,211
SO THAT MEANS THAT M.J.'s
NOT IN THE...
523
00:25:12,211 --> 00:25:14,744
HEY, BUT YOU SAID IT YOURSELF--
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
524
00:25:14,744 --> 00:25:16,746
"IT'S THE PACE, NOT THE RACE,"
RIGHT?
525
00:25:16,746 --> 00:25:18,718
RIGHT.
526
00:25:18,718 --> 00:25:21,220
OH, AND PLEASE,
DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO ANYONE.
527
00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:23,593
YOU KNOW HOW COMPETITIVE
SOME PARENTS CAN GET.
528
00:25:23,593 --> 00:25:26,155
HUH. YEAH.
529
00:25:26,155 --> 00:25:28,297
ALL TOO WELL.
530
00:25:38,307 --> 00:25:41,540
I'M FINISHED. CAN I HAVE
MY MILK AND COOKIES NOW?
531
00:25:45,274 --> 00:25:47,276
SURE, SWEETIE.
532
00:25:47,276 --> 00:25:50,279
YOU HAVE SOME PASTA STUCK
TO THE RIGHT SIDE OF YOUR FACE.
533
00:25:52,251 --> 00:25:56,555
NO, SWEETIE. YOUR RIGHT.
534
00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:59,558
OH, NEVER MIND.
535
00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,290
HEY, GUYS.
536
00:26:01,290 --> 00:26:03,262
MIKE, CAN YOU HELP ME
TAKE OUT THE TRASH?
537
00:26:03,262 --> 00:26:04,834
SURE.
538
00:26:04,834 --> 00:26:07,997
(whispers) NEVER MIND THAT.
539
00:26:07,997 --> 00:26:08,998
(sighs)
540
00:26:08,998 --> 00:26:11,570
(chuckles) OKAY,
SO HE'S A GIRAFFE.
541
00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:13,142
YOU KNOW, THERE'S NOTHING
WRONG WITH BEING AVERAGE.
542
00:26:13,142 --> 00:26:14,644
NO CHIPMUNKS ARE AVERAGE.
543
00:26:14,644 --> 00:26:16,976
HOW MANY TIMES
DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?
544
00:26:16,976 --> 00:26:19,248
LEOPARDS,
CHIPMUNKS, GIRAFFES.
545
00:26:19,248 --> 00:26:21,651
(sighs)
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH, MIKE.
546
00:26:21,651 --> 00:26:24,183
WHAT IF HE'S...
547
00:26:24,183 --> 00:26:25,755
SLOW?
548
00:26:25,755 --> 00:26:27,586
(chuckles) HE'S NOT SLOW.
549
00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:31,891
HE'S A SMART, INQUISITIVE,
BRIGHT LITTLE BOY.
550
00:26:34,664 --> 00:26:36,095
OH, NO.
551
00:26:38,197 --> 00:26:43,132
HE'S GOT HIS HAND STUCK
IN THE GLASS.
552
00:26:43,132 --> 00:26:44,634
OH, COME ON, BUDDY.
553
00:26:44,634 --> 00:26:48,277
COME ON.
JUST--JUST HOLD THE GLASS.
554
00:26:50,279 --> 00:26:52,712
PULL WITH THE OTHER HAND.
555
00:26:54,283 --> 00:26:56,816
YOU CAN DO IT.
556
00:26:56,816 --> 00:26:59,989
COME ON, M.J.
557
00:26:59,989 --> 00:27:01,390
YES!
558
00:27:01,390 --> 00:27:03,923
OH! YES!
559
00:27:03,923 --> 00:27:06,255
SEE? YOU WERE WORRIED
ABOUT NOTHING.
560
00:27:06,255 --> 00:27:08,057
YOU'RE RIGHT. OH.
561
00:27:08,057 --> 00:27:10,229
OH, NO.
562
00:27:10,229 --> 00:27:13,733
HE'S HEADING TOWARD THE TOASTER
WITH A FORK!
563
00:27:35,024 --> 00:27:37,026
(Tom) HONEY?
564
00:27:37,026 --> 00:27:39,288
YEAH?
(clears throat)
565
00:27:39,288 --> 00:27:40,960
HEY.
HI.
566
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,262
I'M HEADING OUT.
OKAY. MWAH.
WANNA GRAB LUNCH TODAY?
567
00:27:43,262 --> 00:27:46,265
UH, MAYBE TOMORROW.
I HAVE A-A THING.
568
00:27:46,265 --> 00:27:47,767
IF YOU MEAN THERAPY,
569
00:27:47,767 --> 00:27:50,299
WHY NOT JUST SAY "THERAPY"?
570
00:27:50,299 --> 00:27:53,242
I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO GET
INTO A FIGHT. THAT'S ALL.
571
00:27:53,242 --> 00:27:56,075
HEY. WON'T YOU NEED THIS?
572
00:27:56,075 --> 00:27:59,078
AH. RIGHT. THANKS.
573
00:27:59,078 --> 00:28:02,051
DON'T YOU WANNA KNOW
IF I READ IT?
574
00:28:02,051 --> 00:28:05,214
OH. (chuckles)
I'D KNOW IF YOU READ IT.
575
00:28:06,786 --> 00:28:08,157
(door closes)
576
00:28:13,322 --> 00:28:16,325
(telephone ringing)
577
00:28:22,301 --> 00:28:24,934
EXCUSE ME. ARE YOU WAITING
FOR DR. GRAHAM?
578
00:28:24,934 --> 00:28:27,336
DON'T TELL ME
SHE DOUBLE-BOOKED AGAIN.
579
00:28:27,336 --> 00:28:29,338
OH, NO.
I DON'T HAVE AN APPOINTMENT.
580
00:28:29,338 --> 00:28:33,382
BUT I REALLY NEED TO TALK
TO HER, SO CAN I HAVE YOURS?
581
00:28:33,382 --> 00:28:36,315
I DON'T KNOW. I REALLY NEED
TO TALK TO HER, TOO.
582
00:28:36,315 --> 00:28:39,018
SERIOUSLY? BECAUSE I WAS
LOOKING AT YOU THINKING,
583
00:28:39,018 --> 00:28:41,020
WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?
584
00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:43,022
THAT GUY'S
REALLY GOT IT TOGETHER.
585
00:28:43,022 --> 00:28:46,796
THANKS. BUT I'M BEEN HAVING
A PRETTY HARD TIME LATELY.
586
00:28:46,796 --> 00:28:48,898
I'LL GIVE YOU 200 BUCKS.
CASH?
587
00:28:48,898 --> 00:28:50,900
20s OKAY?
588
00:28:50,900 --> 00:28:53,262
SO, UM...
589
00:28:53,262 --> 00:28:57,266
WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO
TALK TO HER ABOUT?
590
00:28:57,266 --> 00:29:00,509
I'M STARTING TO FEEL THE URGE
TO GAMBLE AGAIN.
591
00:29:00,509 --> 00:29:02,311
THANKS.
592
00:29:04,273 --> 00:29:05,775
(door opens)
593
00:29:05,775 --> 00:29:08,347
MR. JAMESON?
594
00:29:08,347 --> 00:29:10,279
HE HAD TO GO,
595
00:29:10,279 --> 00:29:13,052
BUT HE SAID I COULD HAVE
HIS APPOINTMENT.
596
00:29:13,052 --> 00:29:14,884
UH... (chuckles)
597
00:29:14,884 --> 00:29:17,426
I'M SORRY,
BUT IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT.
598
00:29:17,426 --> 00:29:20,129
IF YOU'RE INTERESTED
IN BECOMING A PATIENT---
599
00:29:20,129 --> 00:29:22,361
I'M NOT.
I AM MRS. TOM SCAVO.
600
00:29:24,133 --> 00:29:26,495
YEP, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
601
00:29:30,199 --> 00:29:32,271
WELL, I DON'T BLAME YOU
FOR REACTING LIKE THAT.
(door closes)
602
00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:35,875
I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE STORIES
TOM'S BEEN READING TO YOU
603
00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:39,478
FROM HIS BIG BOOK OF WAH!
604
00:29:39,478 --> 00:29:42,281
SO... HERE I AM,
605
00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:46,315
TOM SCAVO'S BITCH OF A WIFE,
IN THE FLESH. (chuckles)
606
00:29:46,315 --> 00:29:49,158
WHY DO YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT?
607
00:29:49,158 --> 00:29:51,560
I DON'T KNOW SPECIFICALLY
608
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:53,222
WHAT WORD HE USES.
609
00:29:53,222 --> 00:29:56,325
I'M JUST PICKING THE ONE
THAT SEEMS THE MOST LIKELY.
610
00:29:56,325 --> 00:30:00,799
SO YOU THINK YOUR HUSBAND
DESCRIBES YOU AS A BITCH?
611
00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:02,331
DOESN'T HE?
612
00:30:02,331 --> 00:30:04,503
WHAT TOM SAYS IN THIS ROOM
IS PRIVATE.
613
00:30:04,503 --> 00:30:07,036
WHICH MEANS YES?
614
00:30:07,036 --> 00:30:10,239
WELL, OBVIOUSLY,
IT DOES TO YOU.
615
00:30:10,239 --> 00:30:12,411
I'M JUST WONDERING
WHY THAT MIGHT BE.
616
00:30:12,411 --> 00:30:16,445
OH, I SEE
WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO,
617
00:30:16,445 --> 00:30:18,417
BUT I DID NOT COME HERE
FOR THERAPY.
618
00:30:18,417 --> 00:30:20,449
I CAME HERE TO DEFEND MYSELF.
619
00:30:20,449 --> 00:30:22,451
BECAUSE THERE'S TWO SIDES
TO EVERY STORY.
620
00:30:22,451 --> 00:30:25,124
SO YOU'RE NOT A BITCH?
621
00:30:25,124 --> 00:30:26,926
NOT ALL THE TIME, NO.
622
00:30:26,926 --> 00:30:29,298
BUT SOMETIMES?
623
00:30:31,060 --> 00:30:33,232
I JUST...
624
00:30:33,232 --> 00:30:35,304
NEED...
625
00:30:35,304 --> 00:30:39,338
WANT TO FEEL LIKE
I'M IN CONTROL,
626
00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:41,410
AND WHEN I DON'T,
627
00:30:41,410 --> 00:30:44,113
THAT MAKES ME MAD. AND...
628
00:30:44,113 --> 00:30:46,275
MAYBE I'M MAD A LOT
629
00:30:46,275 --> 00:30:48,277
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU'VE NOTICED,
630
00:30:48,277 --> 00:30:52,181
BUT YOU CAN'T CONTROL
WHAT HAPPENS IN LIFE.
631
00:30:54,053 --> 00:30:57,356
LIKE YOUR BABY DYING?
632
00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:08,637
I'M GOING TO SIT DOWN,
BUT ONLY...
633
00:31:08,637 --> 00:31:11,070
(whispers)
BECAUSE I'M TIRED.
634
00:31:17,406 --> 00:31:19,909
UNLESS YOU NEED TO GO
OR SOMETHING.
635
00:31:19,909 --> 00:31:23,312
NO.
I DON'T NEED TO GO ANYWHERE.
636
00:31:37,066 --> 00:31:39,528
HEY.
HEY.
637
00:31:39,528 --> 00:31:42,972
HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
638
00:31:42,972 --> 00:31:44,974
IS THAT A...
639
00:31:44,974 --> 00:31:47,977
YEP. LOOKS LIKE WE'LL BE
GOING TO THERAPY TOGETHER.
640
00:31:47,977 --> 00:31:51,180
REALLY? THAT IS GREAT NEWS.
THANK YOU.
641
00:31:51,180 --> 00:31:52,341
OH.
642
00:31:52,341 --> 00:31:53,382
MM.
643
00:31:53,382 --> 00:31:55,344
MM.
644
00:31:55,344 --> 00:32:00,319
W-WHERE'S DINNER?
645
00:32:02,051 --> 00:32:04,323
I MEAN,
YOU WERE HOME ALL DAY.
646
00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:09,428
(pen clicks)
647
00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:11,560
WHAT ARE YOU WRITING?
648
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:14,203
YOU'LL FIND OUT,
TUESDAY AT 12:30.
649
00:32:16,505 --> 00:32:18,307
(indistinct conversations)
650
00:32:18,307 --> 00:32:21,340
COLLEEN!
CAN I TALK TO YOU?
651
00:32:21,340 --> 00:32:23,342
UH, I'VE GOT
PARENT-TEACHER CONFERENCES,
652
00:32:23,342 --> 00:32:26,145
BUT NOT FOR A FEW MINUTES.
WHAT'S UP?
653
00:32:26,145 --> 00:32:29,148
IT'S ABOUT M.J. HOW IS HE
DOING IN YOUR MATH CLASS?
654
00:32:29,148 --> 00:32:31,380
OH, HE'S SUCH A JOY.
655
00:32:31,380 --> 00:32:33,082
OH, GOD.
656
00:32:33,082 --> 00:32:36,585
YOU JUST DID THE "HE'S SUCH
A JOY" WITH THE HEAD TILT.
657
00:32:36,585 --> 00:32:38,587
I GIVE THAT ONE TO PARENTS
ALL THE TIME
658
00:32:38,587 --> 00:32:43,392
WHEN I THINK THEIR KID
IS DRIFTWOOD.
NO, SERIOUSLY,
M.J.'s DOING GREAT.
659
00:32:43,392 --> 00:32:46,365
OH, REALLY?
WELL, IF HE'S DOING SO GREAT...
660
00:32:46,365 --> 00:32:48,367
(whispers)
WHY IS HE A GIRAFFE?
661
00:32:48,367 --> 00:32:50,439
WHAT?
662
00:32:50,439 --> 00:32:52,441
(normal voice)
HE SHOULD BE A LEOPARD.
663
00:32:52,441 --> 00:32:55,474
THEY'RE THE ADVANCED STUDENTS.
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.
664
00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:58,077
I DO NOW.
GABY SOLIS BROKE THE CODE.
665
00:32:58,077 --> 00:32:59,648
WHAT?
666
00:32:59,648 --> 00:33:02,251
THAT'S RIGHT.
GIRAFFES ARE THE SLOW LEARNERS,
667
00:33:02,251 --> 00:33:04,713
AND YOU KNOW IT.
GIRAFFES ARE THE SLOW LEARNERS?
668
00:33:04,713 --> 00:33:07,086
NO, NO, NO, MRS. CHAPMAN.
NO ONE SAID THAT.
669
00:33:07,086 --> 00:33:10,519
WHY DON'T YOU WAIT FOR ME
IN MY CLASSROOM?
670
00:33:10,519 --> 00:33:12,521
GABRIELLE SOLIS FIGURED OUT
THE CODE--
671
00:33:12,521 --> 00:33:14,523
LEOPARDS, CHIPMUNKS, GIRAFFES.
672
00:33:14,523 --> 00:33:17,226
JENNY, WE GOT THE CODE!
673
00:33:17,226 --> 00:33:19,528
LEOPARDS ARE THE SMART ONES!
674
00:33:19,528 --> 00:33:21,400
NOW LOOK
AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
675
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,173
M.J. IS HERE.
HE'S A LEOPARD.
676
00:33:24,173 --> 00:33:26,605
GET USED TO IT.
677
00:33:30,039 --> 00:33:31,340
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
678
00:33:31,340 --> 00:33:34,083
I NEEDED TO CLOSE THE DOOR.
679
00:33:34,083 --> 00:33:37,716
OH, UH, WELL, I THOUGHT A LITTLE
FRESH AIR WOULD BE NICE.
680
00:33:37,716 --> 00:33:41,390
HMM, IT ISN'T.
WELL, AS THE PERSON
WHO HAS TO SHARE A HOUSE
681
00:33:41,390 --> 00:33:45,354
WITH THE PERSON WHO WON'T TAKE
A BATH, I NEED THE FRESH AIR.
682
00:33:45,354 --> 00:33:48,227
I DON'T CARE. CLOSE IT.
683
00:33:48,227 --> 00:33:51,230
ORSON...
684
00:33:51,230 --> 00:33:54,233
I KNOW THAT YOU ARE ANGRY
AT THE WORLD RIGHT NOW.
685
00:33:54,233 --> 00:33:56,635
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
IS UNIMAGINABLE,
686
00:33:56,635 --> 00:33:59,638
AND I AM GONNA DO WHATEVER I CAN
TO HELP YOU THROUGH THIS.
687
00:33:59,638 --> 00:34:02,641
AND ALL I ASK IN RETURN IS
THAT YOU TREAT ME
688
00:34:02,641 --> 00:34:04,643
WITH A LITTLE BIT
OF COURTESY,
689
00:34:04,643 --> 00:34:06,645
AND THAT INCLUDES
USING THE WORD "PLEASE."
690
00:34:06,645 --> 00:34:08,647
WHY THE SUDDEN INTEREST
IN ETIQUETTE, BREE?
691
00:34:08,647 --> 00:34:11,120
I MEAN, I DON'T RECALL YOU
SAYING "PLEASE"
692
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:13,122
BEFORE YOU CHEATED ON ME.
693
00:34:13,122 --> 00:34:16,325
THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER.
THE DOOR STAYS OPEN.
694
00:34:16,325 --> 00:34:19,258
I WANT IT CLOSED.
NO. YOU STINK.
695
00:34:19,258 --> 00:34:21,560
AND YOU'RE A WHORE!
HERE'S THE DIFFERENCE--
696
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:24,233
I CAN GET CLEAN.
697
00:34:26,265 --> 00:34:27,796
HMM.
698
00:34:27,796 --> 00:34:31,400
YES, YOU CAN.
699
00:34:37,806 --> 00:34:40,349
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
700
00:34:40,349 --> 00:34:43,752
WHAT IS GOING ON?
I'M NOT EVEN DRESSED.
701
00:34:48,557 --> 00:34:52,291
WHAT IS THAT? WHAT--
WHAT IS THAT? WHAT'S GOING ON?
702
00:34:52,291 --> 00:34:55,364
BREE, STOP.
703
00:35:00,629 --> 00:35:03,572
YOU WOULDN'T.
704
00:35:03,572 --> 00:35:05,404
OKAY, BREE, STOP IT.
705
00:35:05,404 --> 00:35:08,337
STOP. BREE.
706
00:35:08,337 --> 00:35:11,340
IF ONLY THERE WAS A WORD YOU
COULD USE TO GET ME TO STOP,
707
00:35:11,340 --> 00:35:12,881
LIKE "PLEASE."
708
00:35:12,881 --> 00:35:15,244
I'M CALLING JOYCE.
SAY "PLEASE."
709
00:35:15,244 --> 00:35:17,216
GO TO HELL!
710
00:35:17,216 --> 00:35:19,788
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SAY IT?
IT'S EASY. PLEASE.
711
00:35:19,788 --> 00:35:21,790
PLEASE. PLEASE.
712
00:35:21,790 --> 00:35:24,793
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE,
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.
PLEASE STOP!
713
00:35:24,793 --> 00:35:27,356
PLEASE, PLEASE!
PLEASE STOP IT!
714
00:35:27,356 --> 00:35:29,228
PLEASE STOP!
715
00:35:29,228 --> 00:35:31,900
PLEASE ROLL ME OVER.
PLEASE HELP ME OFF THE TOILET.
716
00:35:31,900 --> 00:35:34,533
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!
717
00:35:37,466 --> 00:35:39,838
THAT'S THE LIFE
I'M FACING NOW,
718
00:35:39,838 --> 00:35:42,441
HAVING TO ASK PEOPLE FOR HELP
FOR EVERYTHING.
719
00:35:42,441 --> 00:35:44,573
DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD
THAT IS?!
720
00:35:44,573 --> 00:35:47,346
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP
AT 5:00.
721
00:35:47,346 --> 00:35:49,348
YOU GET UP AT 6:30.
FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF,
722
00:35:49,348 --> 00:35:51,520
I LIE THERE,
STARING AT THE BEDROOM DOOR,
723
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,752
FANTASIZING ABOUT
HOW LOVELY IT WOULD BE--
724
00:35:53,752 --> 00:35:57,186
HOW EXCRUCIATINGLY LOVELY
IT WOULD BE--
725
00:35:57,186 --> 00:36:02,191
TO GET UP AND MAKE MYSELF
A CUP OF TEA ONE LAST TIME.
726
00:36:02,191 --> 00:36:03,832
NO "PLEASE."
727
00:36:03,832 --> 00:36:07,896
JUST HOT WATER AND TEA.
728
00:36:21,250 --> 00:36:22,651
(water running)
729
00:36:22,651 --> 00:36:26,285
ORSON...
730
00:36:26,285 --> 00:36:28,387
(whispering) I'M SO SORRY.
731
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:33,222
FORGIVE ME.
732
00:36:36,425 --> 00:36:37,826
(whispers) PLEASE.
733
00:36:49,908 --> 00:36:53,682
(children shouting in distance)
734
00:36:53,682 --> 00:36:56,815
WHAT ARE YOU IN FOR?
735
00:36:56,815 --> 00:36:58,987
EATING PASTE.
736
00:36:58,987 --> 00:37:01,390
WHAT ANIMAL GROUP ARE YOU?
737
00:37:01,390 --> 00:37:02,521
GIRAFFE.
738
00:37:02,521 --> 00:37:05,223
DAMN.
739
00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:06,495
(door opens)
740
00:37:06,495 --> 00:37:08,627
JOEY MURPHY.
741
00:37:14,002 --> 00:37:17,366
I'LL BE WITH YOU TWO
IN A MOMENT.
742
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,572
SORRY FOR GETTING YOU
IN TROUBLE.
743
00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:27,516
IT'S MY OWN FAULT.
744
00:37:27,516 --> 00:37:29,718
I GOT CARRIED AWAY.
745
00:37:29,718 --> 00:37:31,850
ME, TOO.
746
00:37:31,850 --> 00:37:35,484
IT WAS JUST SO IMPORTANT TO ME
THAT JUANITA WAS DOING WELL.
747
00:37:35,484 --> 00:37:36,755
I KNOW.
748
00:37:36,755 --> 00:37:41,630
NO, I DON'T THINK YOU DO.
749
00:37:41,630 --> 00:37:44,493
MY KIDS
ARE MY CALLING CARD.
750
00:37:44,493 --> 00:37:46,795
THEY'RE WHAT I HAVE
TO SHOW FOR MYSELF.
751
00:37:46,795 --> 00:37:50,569
I DON'T HAVE A CAREER, SUSAN.
MY KIDS ARE MY JOB.
752
00:37:50,569 --> 00:37:53,572
AND WHATEVER HAPPENS--IF THEY
SUCCEED OR THEY DON'T SUCCEED--
753
00:37:53,572 --> 00:37:56,605
IT'S BECAUSE
OF HOW I RAISE THEM.
754
00:37:56,605 --> 00:37:58,607
WELL, AT LEAST
YOU GET TO RAISE THEM.
755
00:37:58,607 --> 00:38:01,610
EVER SINCE I TOOK THIS JOB,
I FEEL LIKE I'M NEVER WITH M.J.
756
00:38:01,610 --> 00:38:04,683
I CONSTANTLY WORRY.
AM I THERE ENOUGH FOR HIM?
757
00:38:04,683 --> 00:38:07,616
AM I LETTING HIM DOWN?
758
00:38:07,616 --> 00:38:09,618
YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.
759
00:38:09,618 --> 00:38:10,959
M.J.'s A FANTASTIC KID.
760
00:38:10,959 --> 00:38:14,423
(chuckles)
WELL, SO IS JUANITA.
761
00:38:14,423 --> 00:38:16,595
(chuckles)
762
00:38:16,595 --> 00:38:19,728
IT'S THEIR MOMS THAT ARE
THE COMPETITIVE NUTS.
763
00:38:19,728 --> 00:38:21,730
(laughs)
THIS HAS BEEN SO RIDICULOUS.
764
00:38:21,730 --> 00:38:23,732
LEOPARDS AND GIRAFFES
AND CHIPMUNKS--
765
00:38:23,732 --> 00:38:26,535
I MEAN, WHO CREATED
THIS CRAZY SYSTEM?
766
00:38:26,535 --> 00:38:28,537
YOU KNOW,
READING CLASS IS JUST AS BAD.
767
00:38:28,537 --> 00:38:31,540
THERE'S OTTERS,
PENGUINS AND SEALS.
YEAH, JUANITA'S AN OTTER.
768
00:38:31,540 --> 00:38:34,913
I MEAN, WHAT DOES AN OTTER HAVE
TO DO WITH LEARNING HOW TO READ?
769
00:38:34,913 --> 00:38:37,446
(laughs)
770
00:38:37,446 --> 00:38:38,947
JUANITA'S AN OTTER?
771
00:38:38,947 --> 00:38:39,948
YEAH.
772
00:38:41,750 --> 00:38:44,523
WHY? WHAT'S M.J.?
PENGUIN.
773
00:38:58,567 --> 00:39:00,108
OH.
774
00:39:00,108 --> 00:39:02,541
THIS IS PRETTY.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
775
00:39:02,541 --> 00:39:05,043
I THINK MAYBE I'D BUY IT
FOR MY GRANDMA...
776
00:39:05,043 --> 00:39:06,845
IF I HATED HER.
777
00:39:08,647 --> 00:39:10,449
YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
778
00:39:10,449 --> 00:39:13,622
SO... AS MUCH FUN
AS WE'RE HAVING HERE,
779
00:39:13,622 --> 00:39:15,654
WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?
780
00:39:15,654 --> 00:39:17,926
WE ARE GETTING TO KNOW
EACH OTHER.
781
00:39:17,926 --> 00:39:19,458
OH.
782
00:39:19,458 --> 00:39:22,360
YOU KNOW ME,
AND YOU DON'T LIKE ME.
783
00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:28,497
IT'S NOT THAT
I DON'T LIKE YOU.
784
00:39:28,497 --> 00:39:30,839
IT'S JUST, I DON'T THINK
YOU'RE GOOD FOR DANNY.
785
00:39:30,839 --> 00:39:33,572
WHY? BECAUSE I WOULDN'T
EAT YOUR PASTA?
786
00:39:33,572 --> 00:39:36,374
RIGATONI.
787
00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:37,776
AND NO.
788
00:39:37,776 --> 00:39:40,909
IT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE A GOOD-TIME
GIRL OUT TO HAVE FUN.
789
00:39:40,909 --> 00:39:43,882
NOT THAT I BLAME YOU FOR IT.
YOU'RE YOUNG. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
790
00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:45,884
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE FUN.
791
00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:47,886
BUT DANNY HAS BEEN THROUGH
A LOT,
792
00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:51,389
AND HE NEEDS SOMEONE
WHO IS NOT GONNA HURT HIM.
793
00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:53,792
I KNOW DANNY HAS BEEN
THROUGH ROUGH STUFF.
794
00:39:53,792 --> 00:39:57,566
WHEN HE LASHES OUT
AND GETS ALL DEFENSIVE,
795
00:39:57,566 --> 00:39:59,568
TRYING TO PROTECT HIMSELF?
796
00:39:59,568 --> 00:40:02,501
I GET IT,
BECAUSE I USED TO DO IT, TOO.
797
00:40:04,032 --> 00:40:05,574
YEAH?
798
00:40:05,574 --> 00:40:08,507
IT'S THE THING
THAT MADE ME LIKE HIM.
799
00:40:08,507 --> 00:40:10,739
I KNOW HOW HE FEELS,
800
00:40:10,739 --> 00:40:14,583
AND IT'S NOT FUN AT ALL.
801
00:40:16,485 --> 00:40:18,487
I DON'T CARE IF YOU LIKE ME
802
00:40:18,487 --> 00:40:21,490
AND I DON'T CARE
IF YOU HATE HOW I DRESS,
803
00:40:21,490 --> 00:40:24,422
BUT I AM NOT GONNA
HURT DANNY.
804
00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:26,695
HOW CAN I BE SURE
OF THAT?
805
00:40:26,695 --> 00:40:28,457
YOU CAN'T.
806
00:40:28,457 --> 00:40:30,098
BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER,
807
00:40:30,098 --> 00:40:33,962
'CAUSE I'M NOT GOING
ANYWHERE.
808
00:40:42,541 --> 00:40:44,543
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
BACK HERE?
809
00:40:44,543 --> 00:40:47,576
I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT
WHAT YOU SAID LAST TIME.
810
00:40:47,576 --> 00:40:50,579
THE MORE I THOUGHT ABOUT IT,
THE MORE IT PISSED ME OFF.
811
00:40:50,579 --> 00:40:52,551
WHY IS THAT?
812
00:40:52,551 --> 00:40:55,724
THE PEOPLE ON THAT STREET HAVE
BEEN YOUR FRIENDS FOR YEARS.
813
00:40:55,724 --> 00:40:58,086
YOU REALLY THINK
WE WOULD DUMP YOUR ASS
814
00:40:58,086 --> 00:41:01,129
JUST 'CAUSE YOU WENT OFF
THE DEEP END FOR SOME MONTHS?
815
00:41:03,231 --> 00:41:06,565
I APPRECIATE YOU COMING HERE.
I DO.
816
00:41:06,565 --> 00:41:08,567
BUT AFTER EVERYTHING I DID,
817
00:41:08,567 --> 00:41:10,699
I DON'T SEE
HOW ANYONE COULD FORGIVE ME.
818
00:41:10,699 --> 00:41:13,141
(Gabrielle) WELL,
WE'RE NOT SAYING IT'LL BE EASY.
819
00:41:15,173 --> 00:41:18,607
BUT WE'LL GIVE IT A TRY.
820
00:41:23,612 --> 00:41:26,715
(sighs)
(whispers indistinctly)
821
00:41:26,715 --> 00:41:29,558
I TOLD THEM HOW MUCH BETTER
YOU WERE DOING,
822
00:41:29,558 --> 00:41:31,760
BUT THEY COULDN'T TAKE MY WORD
FOR IT,
823
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:34,192
SO THEY HAD TO SEE
FOR THEMSELVES.
824
00:41:34,192 --> 00:41:35,664
(chuckles)
825
00:41:35,664 --> 00:41:37,095
OH.
826
00:41:59,988 --> 00:42:01,550
(sighs)
827
00:42:03,652 --> 00:42:05,724
(laughs)
828
00:42:13,301 --> 00:42:16,064
IN OUR DARKEST MOMENTS,
829
00:42:16,064 --> 00:42:19,668
WE ALL NEED
SOMEONE WHO WILL LISTEN.
830
00:42:19,668 --> 00:42:22,911
SOME TURN
TO FRIENDLY PROFESSIONALS.
831
00:42:22,911 --> 00:42:28,216
A FEW RELY ON THOSE
WHO ARE OLDER AND WISER.
832
00:42:28,216 --> 00:42:30,148
OTHERS SEEK OUT
833
00:42:30,148 --> 00:42:34,923
SOMEONE WHO KNOWS
WHAT THEY'RE GOING THROUGH.
834
00:42:34,923 --> 00:42:38,757
BUT FOR MOST OF US,
835
00:42:38,757 --> 00:42:41,930
NOTHING IS QUITE SO THERAPEUTIC
836
00:42:41,930 --> 00:42:44,562
AS A GOOD LONG TALK
837
00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:48,667
WITH A FEW OLD FRIENDS.
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