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Bastard!

How are you?

-Look at where you're going. -Okay.

Thank you very much.

Next.

-Passport sir. -Yes.

How are you Sir?

Why is he looking like we did something wrong.

-Let him be... -What?

So, who's your... younger son and who is your older son?

Doesn't it say on the passport?

You're going to have to explain.

Explain what exactly?

It's in the passport.

What kind of explanation do you need from our biological father?

Ah-ah, don't you know twins?

Dad, this guy is just trying to be difficult.

Don't know Arnold Schwarzenegger and Dani devito?

-Akpos calm down. -Guy, please be quick.

If you know you don't want to attend to us, let us go to another person.

-Akpos you've started. -Listen, listen.

-We came here for a purpose. -Akpos!

Listen!

Do you guys want to get on the next flight to Nigeria?

No

-It hasn't come to that level. -It hasn't come to that.

I--I'm--

Look, in America you'll probably call it genetic disorder.

Okay. But for me as a parent,

Children are a gift from God. Big or small.

He always has purpose for creating us the way he does.

True, so wait...

So, this little boy is your older son?

-Yes. -And this man is your younger son?

-Absolutely. -That's how it is.

Open your eyes properly so he can see you.

-He just called you a child. -Step in front of the camera sir.

-What? -Step in front of the camera.

-It seems we are cleared. -Sure.

Next.

Hey, according to your height.

-Akpos! -Akpos!

-Remove your cap. -Next.

Remove his glasses.

Open your eyes so he doesn't call you a child again.

Thank you gentlemen.

Welcome to America.

Thank you.

This Christmas, from the city of Miami,

and coming to your screens.

Six families chosen from across six diverse countries and cultures.

Will battle for a chance to take home one million dollars

by living under the same roof for one whole week.

While treating us to an awesome fiesta of cultural magnificence.

Let's meet your host for the inter-continental christmas fiesta 2021.

Are you guys excited?

-Yeah. -Let me hear it

Are you guys excited?

Okay. Ladies and gentlemen.

I present to you.

The legendary, the one and only, Mr. Larry Piper.

Let's hear it.

Hello everyone.

I like it. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you, thank you.

First of all, I'll like to welcome you all to the inter-continental christmas fiesta.

It is really incredible...

that you all have come from so many different parts of the world.

to this amazing celebration of human diversity.

Christmas is definitely a time to celebrate what we've accomplished.

We've been through so much as a people.

We have all made it through an exceedingly difficult period.

And I guess we all can appreciate the long way we have come.

My goal is to meet as many people as possible.

people who are in love with the idea of love.

Who are positive.

People that have more time to love one another than to hate.

-Take a look at that ghost.. -Look at this people waiting

Are these not people's bags?

-Where is the bag going? -Akpos!

Akpos, go for your bag.

What is wrong with you?

Hey, hey...

Just take a look...

Hey! Sir.

What are you doing?

-Get down. -No,no,no...

-Come here! -Noo!

-Come here -Look, it's my bag.

Sir, come, get down.

Anything that's meant to happen so be it.

-Wait, wait, wait -No, no, come, come, come

-I want to get my bag. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You don't understand, it's my bag I want to get.

-Come on. -Okay, let me make you understand.

My bag, I just want to get my bag.

-Okay, yeah we got that. -He was just trying to get his bag.

-Okay. -It's not like--

You get his bag, meet us at the office.

-Wait, wait, wait... -No, no, no

-You can't do this. -Wait.

-Dad, they can't do this. -Come on. come on.

This is not how you'll welcome me to America. I won't agree.

-I won't agree, I won't agree. -Akpos, Akpos...

-I won't agree...look.. -Akpos, Akpos...

You guys shouldn't do this.

I'm surprised that anyone will jump onto the carousel.

Is this your first foreign travel?

Why do you people like to undestimate people.

Please tell me, why? Eh...

This is not the first time I'm travelling.

Look at me, I've travelled very wide and far.

I've been to Cotonou.

I've been to Puerto Rico.

I've been to Accra.

Check the atlas and you'll be surprised I've been to Atlanta as well.

I mean foreign trips like London, Paris, Rome...

Didn't they stamp my passport?

It's a foreign trip.

Actually sir, Paris and Rome are not countries.

Look at him...

Acting like he knows it all yet he knows nothing.

Look at how he's been corrected.

Look at how they are scattering the food we are meant to eat.

-What sort of rubbish is this? -Come with me darling.

To where?

-We're going to the kid's room. -Oh God!

-I'm not a kid -What do they want?

Oh my God, but you're so cute.

We have chocolate, candy, doughnuts, everything a kid would want.

-Come with me. -What?

Sir, don't worry he's in safe hands.

-Come on...come on.. -Okay go with her.

Do you like marshmellows or chocolate cakes?

Officer, is all of this really neccessary?

I'm sorry that my son jumped on the carousel

but can you just give us a warning,

so we can go?

-They can keep this. -Oh thank you men...

Thank you.

You can't keep this.

-No,no,no,no,no... -You can't keep this

-Dad, stop doing this. -It's the food we're meant to eat.

Please.

-You can't keep that. -What can you do about it.

Let it go dad.

No,no,no,no,no...This one...

-Hard drugs? -No, they are not drugs.

-How do I explain this to him? -Tell him.

Tell him that they mix it with local gin.

You see this, if you add um...

-like um... -Local gin

Tequila. You put tequila in here,

and one shot in the morning.

-Look at me. -You'll be erect.

Your body will be at attention and firm.

Okay.

They can keep this.

-Thank you. -Look, where I come from uh...

We say something like this in lagos.

You're the man.

Wha--wha-- what does that mean?

It means that you're the shit.

-I'm the shit. -No,no,no ...like Americans say

''You the shit men''

-Oh, I'm the shit. -You're shit men.

-You're shit men. -Shit, shit...

-I'm the shit. -You're the shit.

You can't keep this shit.

I thought--

Dad, I don't understand what is happening here.

What is happening here...

Why are they putting our things in the bin?

Akpos...please if you don't want us to go to prison,

Stop talking please.

Which prison? which prison?

We brought the food that we will eat.

These people are putting our food in the bin.

What did we do wrong? This is oppression.

Guy, black lives matter. Think about it

Black lives matter. I agree black lives matter.

-Black lives matter. -That's right.

This doesn't matter.

Just make sure you trash everything.

This one is important.

-Ponmo. -Chuckles

-So, they work together -It's a combination.

You're shit man.

But you can't have this shit.

This guy is crazy.

For the next one week...

The world would see how...

how different cultures can be the same.

Sure we might come from different ethnicities and

different parts of the world, different countries.

And the one thing that keeps us from being divided and seperated

is love for one another.

We are all same difference.

And that my friends is the true spirit of christmas.

Celebrate!

Merry christmas to you all. God bless you.

Thank you Larry.

Now...

I got word that the Nigerian's are having some issues at the airport.

But we're getting all that straightened out and they should be here soon.

Raphael Dafe if you can hear me...

Please find the nearest officer and report to the control room.

Gentlemen I am so sorry.

I don't know what happened.

-Hmm.. -You assured me...

when you were taking him away, you said ''oh don't worry he'll be okay''

This has never happened before.

It has never happened, so it's happening with my son first.

Nothing should happen to my brother,

I'll cause problems here, dad.

Is it Akpos or Raphael?

Sorry,sorry...I beg you in heavens name...

nothing should happen to my brother

If anything happens to my brother I'll cause problems here.

I'm crazy, I'll break bottlles on all of your heads.

We got this.

They'll go to Nigeria to write a statement at the pollice station.

I can assure you, we'll find him.

It's the same assurance you gave that has brought us to this point.

Where is Raphael

I understand you're frustrated.

-But you have to trust me. -Your father is frustrated.

Your father is frustrated.

You know what I found out about punctuality dad?

What son.

Punctuality...is waiting around for other people.

Like the Nigerians.

Black people will be late even to thier own funeral.

Beautiful country, lovely country.

You see Nigeria is very big. It's a big nation.

In Nigeria we have more than 250 ethnic groups.

Which can be split into 30 or 40 nations, even more.

How does a child know so much?

No, I'm not a child.

Okay.

Is English your main language?

Ah...English, English...it used to be.

But now we have pidgin.

How do you say, how are you doing?

You say ''How you dey?''

-How you dey? -How you dey?

Not how you dey?...no.

You just say it with authority. How you dey...

-How you dey? -How you dey?

-How you dey? No! -How you dey?

-How you dey? -Beautiful, how you dey?

Aha! Exactly, bravo.

Alright, how would you say you're mad?

-How would you say that? -You want to say ''You're mad"?

-Yeah...Right! -Raphael Dafe if you can hear me,

-''You dey craze?'' -Please find the nearest officer

-''You dey craze?'' -and report to the control room.

''You dey craze?''

''You dey craze?''

Raphael Dafe if you can hear me please find the nearest officer,

-so he can bring you to the control room. -Whoa, whoa, whoa...

Are you sure he is still in the airport?

He's been gone for almost how long?

Oh he's in the airport alright.

I trust that one.

If it's this one...

he would have been long gone from the airport.

Dad, how is this matter any of my concern?

I don't want to hear a word from you.

Keep quiet

at the end of the day, I'm the one here with you.

I'm tired of both of you.

-What have I done now? -I'm tired of both of you.

Okay.

Excuse me.

-Can I talk with to--to-- -Yeah, go ahead.

Thank you.

-You beat me in America -No… no.

Keep quiet.

Testing.

Hello, testing one

Raphael.

I'm sure you can hear me. This is your father.

If you don't want to be unfortunate...

Before I count to ten.

Find any officer in uniform to bring you to the control room.

Can you hear me?

I said before I count to ten

One...

Two...

Three...

Raphael are you crazy?

or do you want your father to be unfortunate?

Akpos...

I was talking to Raphael.

Four...

''You dey craze''

-No, she dey craze -Ask him. "You dey craze"

-Ask him. -You dey craze

You dey craze

I'm sure you can hear me.

-Raphael, five... -Ah that's me, that's me.

Okay, see you guys. See you later.

You dey craze.

-Six... -Make sure you visit Nigeria

before you die. 'You dey craze?

-You dey craze -You dey craze

See you in Nigeria.

Your late mother wouldn't dare.

Seven...

Eight...

Nine...

Raphael.

Nine...

I'm here.

-Where did you find him? -I didn't, he found me.

Where were you?

I was just in the airport chatting with some people.

My friend--

Dad calm down

Dad, please don't kill Raphael and go to prison here.

-Quickly. -Dad, I just--

-Keep quiet, you are still talking. -Get going.

His head looking like cornbeef.

Come on let's get going. Fool.

They shouldn't try this thing next time.

-Settle down Akpos. -Dad leave me alone.

Officer is everything okay?

These are the guests representing Nigeria at the intercontinental Christmas Fiesta.

Sir, we just got the memo.

We just had issues with somethings in their bag.

But they're free to go now sir.

Are you guys okay?

-We are-- -Won't you let us go?

You were just delaying us for no reason.

-You treated me like a cow -Akpos!

-Akpos! -Dad

-What is the problem? -Okay guys.

-Let's get to the house. Come on -And you

I'm watching you.

That nonsense that you did here...

That stunt pull it again.

Black lives matter make sure to register that.

Akpos it's enough.

We'll talk about it.

You were did you go to?

-Are we okay. -You are talking right?

-Who are you talking to -You're talking about him.

All the things you've done--we're okay.

-No,no,no,no we're okay. -Don't worry we're okay.

Cheers son.

Cheers.

Hmmm...

Ah...so son...

Of all the families in the house which are you most excited about meeting?

-And making friends with? -You know what dad?

I think I'ld like to meet the Nigerians.

Oh Nigerians, what an interesting choice.

Are you sure you can bring all of them?

Looking good as always Pam.

Micheal what are you even doing here?

I've only been here few hours how did you even find me?

I heard you were doing some...

Christmas fiesta thing like...

What the hell is that about?

You know what? you're not part of the show so you should leave.

So we are going to be hostile now.

Okay.

Wow.

Hello everybody.

Aaah! My name is Atiboroko Oghenedafe.

We are the Dafe's

Uh...um...

We're sorry that we're late.

We usually blame lateness on traffic.

So let's just say that it was the traffic.

And this is…

my first son. Raphael.

-Raphael say hello to them. -Hello

Hi.

-There's no problem. -It seems this will be difficult.

Seems they don't like us.

Yes.Didn't they tell them that we were coming?

-Where is Akpos? -He's outside.

Let him come and break the ice.

Tell them that we're coming from Nigeria.

I think we should join them. Let's go.

We will join them. We are here already.

We're here already, so let's go join them.

-All that is left is to join them. -Yes.

Yeah...

Hi.

Yeah, they have started.

I have been trying to find you all day,

and then I heard you're doing this...thing.

What do you want Michael?

Are you still going to be my plus one for Jack's wedding this weekend?

I already told you I cancelled.

The seating arrangement has us sitting together.

So why don't you take your girlfriend?

My father is the mayor of Miami if you have forgotten?

Your father?

Well, you and your father can go straight to hell.

Don't--

Yeah Yeah... You heard her.

Ah-ah

Your father is a mayor? The mayor of?

Guy, just leave. Just leave.

This is exactly how rape cases come about.

No means no!

Just leave with your hire purchase car.

I'm sure you rented the car.

Leave. We are here for a reality show. Leave.

You can't get in. You can't.

You can look but don't touch.

Who wants to touch you?

If I touch you, you will turn red. Guy leave here.

Whatever dude.

Wow, check out this babe.

Wow... Just take a look at this place.

Ah-ah.

United Nations can’t do better than this?

Why are you all looking at me? What happened?

Hello everyone. How are you all doing?

My name is Akpos oboroghenerukwoko Umukoro Dafe.

The A is violent.

I have arrived.

What's up?

Ah-ah. Dad.

You guys fit right in.

Hey Man!

-Let me give you a hand. -Hand?

Don't let my hand touch you. Don't ask for my hand.

-Ah-ah... -Let me help you.

-Are you Bruce Lee's cousin? -China.

-China? -China.

He is made in China.

-More bags? -Yes. I have more bags. Aaah!

I have more bags. Come, come, come.

Nice one. Thank you.

Calm down. Don't fall.

You guys have hospitality.

Your hospitality is good.

Hello mate,

I'm sure there is a lot we can learn from each other.

Yes, we can learn a lot from each other.

Bling bling babay...chi!

Wow, a look at Indians.

-You are scaring them. -Dad.

You just fit in right away.

You are looking at me. How are you?

-Yeah. -How are you doing?

Mongo Park, what's up?

-Akpos. -Dad.

-Yes! -Why are they looking

at me in a strange way? What's wrong with them?

You have broken the ice.

So, this is my second son.

-This is Akpos. -Wow.

-How are you doing? -Good.

You have a pointy nose.

I am saying, your nose is pointy.

-I have a pointy nose? -He's just saying you…you're beautiful

Your nose is like a peg, yeah.

-Peg? -Peg, peg, peg.

Looks like it is starched.

Have a…oh, a pin?

Welcome to the Intercontinental Christmas Fiesta 2021.

And now...

Let me hear you guys. Let me hear it.

Now that the Nigerians... are here,

Lets's get this show started.

What is Christmas without the exchanging of gifts, right?

So, let's got to exchanging.

Aright. Alright.

Merry Christmas to all.

Of course, this will be your favourite.

We are here! We are here, Dad!

Let the show begin.

The other families are a little...

I don't even get this.

Do you--Do you think the Indians are a little bitter?

Because all they brought were sweet and spices.

Roy, don't you think...

They should have brought their weather.

Not bloody tea cups.

Certainly, that’s one thing no one will forget about the British.

Their weather changes its mind more often than… Trump.

Who wants to watch Nigerian movies?

Ma... Nollywood is the second largest producer

of movie in the world after Bollywood.

If you like your Brazilian

jersey, you can move to Brazil to meet Pele.

As I'm standing over here,

That american girl is my type. I must get her.

Chop sticks?

Hmm... Maybe we can give them to grandma,

she can make us some nice christmas sweaters.

True.

You have to try.

They make good productions.

-Okay. -Yes, we watch... all the time.

-Their movies are really good right? -Yes. sure it is.

Yes.

Don't they like to think they are…

-Aaarg! the worlds policemen. -Mom.

-Give it a trial before you judge. -Yeah, you have to watch it before--

Don’t they like to think they are the world’s policemen?

Mom. Mom, mom.

That the entire world needs their help.

Without America, the world cannot survive.

Fine.

No no

Daddy, Come let's go in.

I will join you now. Don't get a cold.

Namaste.

Obrigado.

Xie xie...Chinese, right? Chung chi...

What's your mode of greeting

What's up?

-Hi... Americans. -Hi

Dude, why are you guys so loud?

You are the loudest people in the house.

Excuse me.

Anything that is good, show it to the world.

Bro, you have spoken well.

Our vision for anything gives us voice, right?

-Yeah. Correct. -That's what he's trying to say.

-Yeah. -Oh, okay.

-And by the way... -That makes sense.

I love your hair by the way.

Good Lord.

Please, please, don't let that precious head of yours

fall off. I saw that move.

You have got games dad.

-What is wrong with you? -You have leveled up.

You have gone pass "I pick my pen from the golden basket

If so doxology.

Don't worry about him, okay. Listen...

Remember the connection we have.

Daisy, Dafe.

That's a DD right there.

-DD! -Okay.

-Yeah. -She's very pretty.

-Thank you. -I think so...

Dad, I saw her first.

-I know you-- -I get it from my mom.

Awww.

All your dreams will start coming true in seven days.

Really?

With the money,

We can expand our business beyond Amritsar

And make a move into the movie production sector

We'll start making films about

how the British oppressed our people before independence

We are not here to make friends.

At this point, I'm here to win.

-We can do this. -Mmh!

Okay...

Okay.

-Hey! -Hey!

You China, Africa does not want your loan

All the things you've collected from Africans isn't enough?

As the contestants are getting along,

let's find out what they intend to do with their price money of one million Dollars.

I need everyone to pull it in.

1, 2, 3

ICF!

I see you baby.

Ladies and gentlemen, Viewers at home.

Meet our contestants...

From East Asia...

The Chinese.

From North America, we have representatives from the USA.

From South America...

The Brazilians.

From Europe... The British.

From Africa... The Nigerians.

From South Asia... The Indians.

So, what’s common in Slumdog Millionaire?

I'm sure nobody miss the slums and the happy kids running around.

We want to bring out many kids from the slums. As much as we can

And of course prepare them for a brighter future.

Single parents need help.

A lot of them are widows and widowers

with little to no compensation from the deaths of their loved ones.

some of whom died serving this country.

That's who we are winning the fiesta for.

A 100% of the winning goes straight to the Dasiy Williams foundation.

Winning this will mean a lot for a foundation mom.

Come on darling.

When you think of Brazil,

You think the amazon force and then the endangered species.

It is the largest rain forest in the world and home to millions of living organisms.

But it's not just about the animals.

That population includes...

30 million people in hundreds of indigenous groups.

We want to help save them by protecting the amazon.

We'll give 80% of our win to protect the amazon.

In China, rapid economic development and urbanization

brings more opportunity but also brings more inequality.

And more and more adult move to urban center like Shanghai, Jiangsu, Beijing.

More children are left behind in the over-crowded countryside school.

where lack of access to infrastructure and relative who cannot care for their child.

Hundreds of family need help.

We'll give 70% of our win.

Mom, 80%.

We want to restore the last culture of evening tea.

Because healthy tea time makes for happy family time.

And healthy family time, makes for healthy discussion.

And healthy discuss births grand strategies.

In which great empires are built.

Like the great British Empire once conquered half the world and brought you

The Royal family, Royal great tea, Beetles, London fog.

Like I said we will like to restore the last culture of evening tea.

Like the great British Empire, I want to become a millionaire.

Yeah, our charity is--is geared towards

Street Children to School...

In the Niger Delta.

Or...as an extension slum children to school.

Also in the Niger Delta.

The idea is to make sure we gather all of the children in the Niger Delta

And give them access to Education.

For this children don't have talents, they don't have...

-They have talents. -They have talents. What are you saying?

-Sorry...this children-- -I will slap your head.

This children don't have platform

-to showcase their talent. -Good.

Slum to school project will help them find

nourish and unleash their talents.

-That's right. -Yeah.

After educating them.

And this well make their lives better

So, what my dad and my elder brother just said...

is the truth. They are right.

We will not act like Nigerian Politicians.

Who will look out for themselves first before anyone else.

And we know they don't care even if we come together and protest.

They will not be bothered.

We are not like that.

We want to help the poor.

-Children. -The Children.

Thank you.

For today's task, contestants will choose heroes from their countries,

that they would love to spend Christmas with dead or alive.

Let's hear from our friends...

The Indians.

-Welcome. -Amitabh Bachchan

The greatest most influential actor in the history of Indian cinema.

Showing off is the fools idea of glory.

-Bruce Lee said that. -Bruce!

-Bruce. -Everyone knows Bruce Lee?

Thank you very much.

Edson Arantes do Nascimento.

A.k.a Pele.

The greatest footballer

of all time.

Ahh...Winston Churchill

Master, great thinker.

The greatest britain of all time.

And certainly the most famous British Prime Minister.

And the old boy made smoking a cigar the coolest thing.

Bro, you ever heard of a man... John Fitzgerald Kennedy.

J.F.K? Of course.

If not us, who? If not now, when?

The best of America.

Charm, charisma, sex appeal, patriotisim and family tradition.

Fela Anikulapo Kuti.

He was the pioneer of Afro Beat.

That's right.

-Ahh. -Musician Philosopher.

You know what I'm saying

-Very interesting... -He not only influenced Nigerians and

Africans but the entire world.

But dad, I have thought about it well.

Buhari is our hero

-You want to get slapped? -Why the slap?

-Didn't Buhari promise us change? -What happened guys.

Nothing.

Amitabh Bachchan. He is a man of action

He's a real action man.

I love him so, so much.

Bruce Lee broke barriers and put China on world map.

Didn't your wall do that?

I'll give you a good advice.

Never argue with a woman, especially Chinese women.

Understood. Sorry.

The Strange One for life.

That's awesome. Let's hear that.

And also influenced some people...

-I think you understand. -Yeah

-Will you keep playing? -Yes I will.

-Dad, I think we can win. -I don't understand Akpos.

It's glaring. It seems we can or we have won it.

-It's clear. -We have to win it!

It's clear.

And let me warn you both, eh..

If any of you ruin the possible chance of getting this money

I will kill you both and

-and say Covid 19 is responsible -Ah-ah, dad.

-Raphael. -Yes I have told--

-Has it gotten to that? -Raphael, Raphael.

Raphael.

See what clothes are covering. God!

It wouldn't be well with clothes.

What!

Do you want to eat her?

You are also staring.

Dad, don't ask me if I want to eat her...

She is the reason for the season.

-Akpos Akpos -Akpos,

Akpos there are cameras everywhere.

Apkos there are cameras in this compound.

Raphael, that girl is hot.

She's very hot.

She melts my heart like ice-cream.

Stop disturbing yourself. Don't go and embarrass yourself.

Eh. You are invisible to her.

Don't come out here and be doing Ozo and Nengi.

Be sure she is single before you go after her.

Please leave that matter. What's up my people?

-How are you? -Hey

Yeah! Look,

Since we have been here nothing has been happening.

Nothing has been happening. Has anything been happening?

No! We know they are house rules

but let's forget about this rules.

We can by pass the rules and do what we want.

Nothing will happen. Look guys,

-Are you above 18 years? -Uh?

He is a small child.

Please, excuse us, we adults want to talk.

Aha! See, he is under age. I don't want to get into trouble.

No problem, yeah.

We are in Miami.

They just put us here like prisoners.

Let's go into the city. My friend is a P.R.O in a night club.

-Oh, Night club. -Yeah.

My friend. There will be many many girls.

-It's a night club with girls. -Alright!

There are girls. Let's go to the night club.

Yeah!

-Aha! -So, let's go.

-We move? -We move.

That's right. What is my name?

-Apple. -What is my name?

-Apple -No. My name is Akpos.

-The A is Violent. -Oh

Say it again. What is my name?

-Akpos. -We move.

Akpos, you are getting out of line

Mind your business.

Alright, no problem.

What am I doing here? Let me go have fun.

Akpos, this is Ik.

Have you seen the person I asked to come pick you up?

Yes. Weare on our way with him.

Welcome to Savor worldwide home of Afro beat, hip hop meet socco

I go by the name of Slik305 along side Dj Dose Royze.

Let's party!

The only spot in Miami... The international number one party.

Come, let me bless you. Take my gold.

Take my gold. You deserve a key because you're beautiful.

-Thank you baby -Akpos.

-Akpos. -Yes?

Did you just give her your Gold?

Well, I'm not silly.

Don't bother yourself, it's fake.

Fake?

No, no, no, no, no. I mean face, face.

I mean your face is beautiful.

-Your face is fine. -Oh okay.

You--You are beautiful.

Yeah, yeah, yeah...This is Slik305. You already know the vibes.

Savor worldwide!

Akpos, you're a beast man.

No, he's not a beast. He is crazy.

Alcohol, enough alcohol, he's crazy.

Alcohol, he's crazy.

We are partying with the beast.

Slik305, Dose Royze.

Warri! Warri!

It's beginning to sound like Buhari.

It sounds like Buhari.

I said Warri. Leave change where it is.

Woah! hold up!

Come home to ma!

I want you boys to know...

That I see everything...on the CCTV.

Okay.

And for violating the fiesta's code of ethics

all your families will be deducted points.

after tonight.

-I am profoundly disappointed in you. -You terrible son,

What do you think you're doing?

Hurry up and go to bed quickly!

Stay there.

If because of this mark deduction we don't win this show,

I will kill you myself.

I will say It's COVID that killed you. Are you crazy?

You know me.

You got this crazy nature from me.

It's not only Covid.

Dad, forget that matter.

This is not the first pandemic.

Should I deal with you like palliatives?

-Dad, leave me. Dad, leave me. -Should I deal with you?

You are crazy.

It seems you want to go to prison.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the cooking task.

What is Christmas?

without families coming together to enjoy all those wonderful dishes

from your countries.

For our next task,

I leave you in the hands of the judges.

Good morning team India, how are you doing today?

Namaste judges, we are doing good. How are you?

-Namaste. Very well, thank you. -Namaste. Good, thank you.

What do you have for us today?

We are presenting Biryani today.

One of the dishes we will be making toady are roasted potatoes.

And we usually serve it on the side of our main dish which is the Turkey.

Biryani Is an Indian rich dish.

As the Chinese, we are preparing Chinese dumpling.

Also known as ''Jiaozi''

Well of course we are going to be preparing the quintessential British Dish.

Shepherd's pie.

Thank you. Today we have Jollof Rice.

I think Jollof rice has to be the most controversial dish in the world right now.

because there is so much fight about what is the best Jollof rice.

Nigerian Jollof rice is the best though.

-There is no... -We are the best.

...no argument about that

To hell with Ghanaian Jollof.

We are the best.

Let the cooking contest begin now.

-Dad,this people are learners. -They will learn.

Now the world will know that Ghana Jollof is not the best.

Oh God...Akpos, I will--I will smack you

Akpos.

Last card, check up.

-Hey! -We are done.

-We won. -Nigeria for the win.

We won.

The essence of Christmas is family.

And the purpose of this compitition is unity.

So we want you all to taste each other's food...

and score each other.

We will add that to our individual scores.

Let's go, let's go.

Akpos, Let the ladies go first

Which ladies?

Let the women go first.

Excuse me.

If you can't eat it speak up.

Is this the dumplin?

Go and taste the jollof rice.

Is this rice?

Spicy.

This chinese food looks funny.

What is this? is this food?

Are you okay?

-What happened? -Oh my God

It's too hot?

What happened

Somebody call 911.

Choking over jollof rice?

He is also choking.

Choking over jellof rice?

I should just get you a room here primarily?

Rent free.

How does that sound?

that banana Island is what you call a cell?

Come, let me take you to Area F.

You know why you're here?

Where is my father and my brother?

CCTV caught you on the camera adding something to the food.

Pepper.

I didn't put anything inside the food apart from pepper.

Why are you trying to take out your rivals? Uh?

Those people have to formidable to become my rivals.

They are not capable.

They are not capable on a normal day.

No. No sir.

You will do anything to take out the opposition.

Even if it meant something to the food

to make them sick.

What did I add to the food?

There is the evidence.

What evidence?

That evidence.

I told you guys...it was pepper I added.

Pepper is a normal ingredient.

that we add when cooking.

Suya sellers make use of pepper in selling their meat

I did not--What if I had added red bell pepper.

So you're still willing to deny a foul play.

Even after using a slow poison to take out Henry and his son.

No.

-What is this? -It is inside the kitchen

they had the food. I didn't take it outside.

We were all in the kitchen.

Wait, do you have something against the British, uh?

Is that what this is?

What do I want to have against the British?

They were the ones who colonized us.

For few years now, we have being colonized them.

Why don't you just admit it?

So we can slice down the charges

-to something that you can handle. -Enhe!

Now you are taking.

If you don't charge me,

charge me with what I can afford and I will give you.

I will give you money.

Tell that to the Englishmen

They are in the hospital fighting for their lives.

Why should I tell them?

You are also speaking English.

I don't know what you're talking about.

It was pepper I added to the food.

Dave.Let me talk to you, one second.

I didn't do anything. What is all this?

Ha...God please.

Ha! Desmond Elliot.

What was your name again? Akpos?

Yes.

My name is Akpos. Usually the A is violent but...not in this condition.

Alright Akpos.

Tell you what?

You eat the food. Show me how safe it is.

We will let you go.

Oh...You should have said that since. That's no problem.

We have the best jollof rice. Forget what the Ghanaians say. Watch.

You see. It's jollof rice. The best in the world.

The only people in contest

regarding this pepper thing are the Cameroonians.

And that is because we allowed them in through Bakassi...

into Nigeria.

Jollof rice.

Take a look.

Officer...

have a taste so you would know I'm not lying. Taste it.

It is delicious.

Just have a taste.

Have a taste. It is jollof rice.

Taste it so you would know that I am innocent.

Alright.

Can you see what I am saying?

Right?

How is it? Look.

Am I dead?

Not bad.

Tell your partner. Tell him. Huh!

-Mhh! -Good?

I told you. I told you.

Dave? Are you okay? Dave.

-Dave? -What is happening?

-What is it? -Are you alright?

-Get him some water. -Let's get some water.

No, what is going on?

-Oh my God. -Help

-Dave! -Oh my God.

They don't want me to leave this country.

The Nigerians are back.

-Oh my God. -You're okay?

Yeah. Thank you.

Are you okay?

Thank you.

Look, I am warning you all in this house.

If any of you see Nigerian jollof rice, stay away from it.

Hope you heard me? Nonsense.

You know, what happened was not your fault.

There was this one time, one of my friend came to India from South Africa

He spent 8 days in the hospital after having a food.

Were you arrested?

No. Guess what?

Your friend died?

But next time he stayed in India,

he rush on the food daily without any repercussion.

Okay. Happy for him.

You tasted our food.

How was it?

Not bad actually.

Hm-mm.

Oh, you want the truth?

I spat it out.

Now really, I enjoyed it.

I had two hell pits

Thank you so much. Thank you so much.

Oh no,no don't do this.

Have it.

This game is boring

-Wait, wait. -How is it boring?

Wait, let me--

-Will you play? -Yeah, sure.

Ludo.

-Why not? -Oh...why not.

Come, let's play. But we are betting.

Will you give me money?

We are betting cash.

-Fine. -Ahuh!

Put $20 denominations. You have got $20?

-Yeah I have. -Akpos, don't try this.

Do not interfere,

-let me make some money. -$20 for Simon, $20 for me.

-$20 for Simon, $20 for you. -Okay.

10, 10 equals 20 for me.

Let's go.

-You guys should watch. -Akpos, what you're doing is wrong.

Leave it be. Look at it. 6,1.

Look, I got 6 now. Your turn.

Oh...good, good, good. 6, 4.

No, no, you play.

Oh good. Ohh!

What did you play? You played double six.

Yeah. Double 6.

I have won.

I have won.

-I have won. -You have won?

-Yes, yes, yes. Shut up! -A--

-It's not your business. -Is the game over?

-It's not your concern. -That can't be right.

-I won. -No.

I have won the money.

-What is going on there? -You didn't wait for my turn

Let's bet again.

You didn't even play.

What is going on?

Oh erm...

-...We-- -You play Ludo?

Akpos just taught me how to play and then betting me out $60

We played a bit of betting and then I won the bet.

How much?

I collected $20, $20. That's $40.

Return the money.

Dad, I won the money.

I said you should return back the money.

How do you expect me to return the money I won.

-I won this money genuinely. -Return the money back!

Dad, I won this money. Dad leave it alone.

Where is everyone going to? What's happening?

Terrible experience that was really.

We were actually worried. How are you feeling now?

Well, they pumped my stomach. They filled me with all kinds of fluids and err...

Oh, I bet you hoped I wouldn't return so you could win.

-Your arrogance.. -Let me go greet him

Welcome back. the British.

I am really sorry for what happened.

It's okay. I'm fine

I'm fine everyone. And Nick asked me if I can carry on...

Silly boy. I told him the British are here to win.

We are here to win.

Hmm... yeah, obviously.

I'm--I'm going dear. I'm going...

Your sportsmanship was admirable dear.

No dear. that was just a front..

I'll make them pay...

somehow.

He's acting strong.

-Little pepper -Yes.

Same as the money you will ret

No, no, no. I won this money.

Attention everyone.

Dollar man speaking. Yeah!

So I have been saving up but I have one intention.

It is called proposal but I am not proposing yet.

I just want you all to know that this lady over there, I got my eyes on her

I got my eye on you, in this house.

I'm not interested, okay.

Oh my God, I like the way she walks. Just watch.

I moves her backside like a cat.

She exictes me.

-You know this is her mother. -Yeah!

Isn't it her mother's money you just collected?

Yes, it is all part of the business.

With--With--With--

I will collect the money to pay for her bride price. I am gathering.

-Are you not ashamed? -Dad, your hands are too fast.

-Don't you have shame? -We are in America.

-Akpos, are you okay? -We are in America.

-Let anyone come and stop me. -You will--

wear their orange prison uniform.

-Did they give birth to you? -Dad...

-Did they give birth to you? -You are in America.

Tonight, representatives from different countries

Will be narrating their christmas experiences.

I love everything about christmas.

But my best part...

Driving through the country to visit my mother,

grand-mother and grand-aunties.

Christmas is a time of love and joy.

A time for sitting around the christmas tree, eating delicious turkey.

In Brazil, like in many south-american countries.

We celebrate christmas on the 24th.

Christmas eve.

In China, christmas is less about family.

And more about friends.

We don't go to church, we go ice skating you know...

We do karaoke.

India, such a diverse country with diverse religions and populations.

We have that one day we wait for all year which is christmas.

where all of us will celebrate together.

Christmas day is the time that we identify our wicked uncles.

Because when you visit them, they only give you food.

They will not give you money to buy other things to enjoy your christmas.

By doing that, You'll show them the red signal.

-We'll then-- -Yes. We then give them

-our soundtrack to remind them -Yes

-to give us money. -Money.

Yeah so, we will now say..

Eh...uncle…

We are leaving.

Uncle, should we get going?

So we get the signal and do the needful.

-Then do the needful. -Yes.

My favorite part ... is the gifts.

One year, my mum caught me sneaking and stealing some early

and I haven't gotten any since.

I'm sorry mum.

This is how their kids become wayward.

Where we're from, our parents start planning for christmas in october.

They do all the necessary things, then get us our christmas clothes...

And get us our shoes as well.

There's a way our parents buy us shoes back then.

They make sure to get us oversized shoes.

then pad it with paper.

Just so the shoe becomes your size for christmas.

And also save it for the next christmas or...

Your younger brother that is growing can use that same shoe.

For the next christmas that's how we exchange it.

Let's continue the celebration.

Feliz navidad

Feliz Navidad prospero ano y felicidad

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

-Today is what? -Today is christmas eve

Tomorrow is what?

Tomorrow is christmas.

-Today is what? -Today is christmas eve.

-Tomorrow is what? -Tomorrow is christmas.

-Hey. -Hi.

Babe.

What are you doing up here by yourself?

I don't know if I've told you before, I've lost my mum.

I do come here for a lone time. To help me reminisce.

Oh...okay.

I just wanted to say you did a really good job in there.

-Oh...oh.... -The presentation was so sweet.

You liked my presentation?

Yes, yes

-You liked it. -It was sweet.

Wow, you really don't know how I feel because of what you just said.

You mean the presentation.

-What is today? -Today is christmas eve

-What is tomorrow? -Tomorrow is christmas.

-What is today -Today is christmas eve.

You have a good memory.

You have a good memory.

Nice one, nice one.

Babe I've made it, thank you, thank you. Yeah.

I can see that you have a good heart.

I think I judged you too quickly and I want to say that I'm sorry.

It's not my fault, that's how I get judged quickly.

Would you like to spend some time together?

Just me and you.

-Oh me and you. -If that's okay with you?

There's nothing wrong with me spending time with you. I'm I crazy?

Are you kidding me? I woul be punished by my late mother.

It was nice, it was nice seeing you.

Good job.

You just gave me a hug.

This babe just hugged me.

What is today?

What is tomorrow?

There is no better life than.

The sky is blue for me now.

So what about you? What's your story?

Well...

-Do you want to hear the truth? -Yes.

I want to hear the truth.

Okay.

Um...

Ifeoma and I were friends with benefits.

And um...

Until she turned up pregnant.

She turned up pregnant or you or you knocked her up.

I guess I-- I guess I did.

When she became pregnant, her parents insisted we get married.

How long were you married?

We were married for 20 years.

That's really lovely.

We were mostly cats and dogs.

And how are your kid's are so different?

When Raphael was about nine.

They mocked him a lot in school. They'll tease him, bully him.

So I had to ship him out to his aunt in Enugu.

-Another town in eastern Nigeria. -Mh-mm

And uh...

He thrived there, he really did well there.

But looking back now I wish I had …

shipped Akpos out as well because

uh...the mother spoilt him rotten.

And he'll get into all kinds of fights.

Then she...

She fell ill, she had cancer.

Then she died.

I'm sorry...

Dad...

I hear that It's at this age you want to act Romeo and Juliet.

Did your Juliet get missing?

Akpos do you want to play?

You asking if I want to play?

100 box let's go.

Would you bet?

-Dad please, dad please -Yes!

Dad let me win this money.

ah-ah 100 box, let me put my 20.

Dad, I'm begging you...

-Dad, I am on my knees. -On my way!

please, please

-Isn't it Ludo. -Let's go.

You want to play? We're betting.

Eh...white woman.

Where do you get all this dollars?

Okay Akpos, let me take my leave.

Please dad, just go...

-Enjoy yourself. -Absolutely.

Don't make me…

loose money because of love.

-My God. -Oh!

Oh you got six, three?

White lady, don't worry you'll see soon.

You, Ludo...

I will deal with you merciless

-You know what I just said? -No

I said, you always look good.

Whatever...

Yh...whatever.

Oh look at that.

-Hey! -Boom.

The white lady has got a double six.

Dad...

-Raphael. -Yes.

There's problem.

How?

What happened?

That woman won my money at the ludo game.

Really? How? She's a novice.

She's not a novice.

I don't even understand myself. It seems someone is teaching her.

Hmmm....

Dad!

Hey, how did it go?

-Oh hey... -Yes!

you want to count it?

No,no,no...you earned it.

I did so good, thank you for teaching me.

And remember what I told you. Yeah.

Ludo is like life.

You do not show your enemy all of your sugar.

-Otherwise... -The enemy will finish you.

Ah...that's right.

-I know. -Dad.

Family meeting.

Three aside dad.

May God not spoil your plans.

It is very important.

May God not spoil your plans.

Excuse our family.

Dad come.

Dad let's go.

What sort of rubbish is this.

Can't I have a break?

Dad, you betrayed your blood

The last person that did something of this nature was Judas.

At least the world knows what Judas did.

What did I do, tell me.

Dad, you're acting like you don't know what you did?

I don't know.

-Okay,okay,okay -Okay wait.

In this three aside who's the referee?

Okay dad, we have information

that you're sabotaging us by teaching that white lady how to play ludo.

Guilty or not guilty?

I'm very much guilty.

-Can you hear him? -I heard him.

-I'm guilty. -Dad, you're guilty and claiming it.

Didn't you see me playing with the white lady before you came?

You then used 20 dollars to match 100 dollars while betting.

Oh you thought you wanted to play a fool.

So what happened, she won all your money right?

It wasn't just 20 dollars the lady won from me dad.

How much did she win from you, then?

I converted it to naira and it sumed up to seventy two thousand

How did she learn ludo?

You had more than 20 dollars?

She won 72 thousand.

Meaning she won a hundred plus dollars from you.

Akpos.

Means you're the betrayal here

-So, that means-- -You used 72 thousand

naira to gamble in miami.

How did you get the money and we didn't know?

Did you know Akpos had 72 thousand naira?

Never. So at the end it means

I'm in between two betrayals.

-What is this one saying? -Are you crazy? Who is a betrayer?

Look...

In Niger-delta we are surrounded by water.

Dafe do you dance?

Well I can step a little.

What, a little...eh...

Don't listen to my dad, he's a king stepper.

Hmm... He can dance so well.

-Is that true? -Don't listen to him.

But hey, if my life depends on it.

Dad dances very well.

Babe you're getting it, you're getting it.

Oh yeah, you did so good in there.

-Oh thank you, thank you. -Yeah, I had fun.

-Thank you, thank you... -With the fresh steps.

I got it, oh...

Wait, wait, wait, wait...

Babe.

Oh...

Permit me to work on these guys.

In two seconds I will be done

Okay, let me just deal with this.

Jack, what are you doing here?

If Moses won't go to the mountain...

Anyway, Mike says you can't make it to my wedding.

Well...Mike and I broke up.

He's with the governor's daughter now.

Sarah and I are just friends.

Her dad and mine served in the millitary.

-That...that's it. -Mike stop it.

Please Pam...

I'd like to see you there.

It's my special day...

But it'll be more special if you were there.

You with the sweet tongue.

You know, we do have a day off on saturday.

-I guess I could see what I can do. -Great.

On the condition that I bring my plus one.

Who?

My name is Akpos Oboroghenerukwoko Umukoro Dafe

And I am not intimidated.

Chi!

Which african jungle did you dig this guy from?

Okay. He's my plus one.

Joke man, joke man...how are you doing?

1-0

It would be my honor.

If you and your plus--I mean... one came to my wedding.

Okay.

You see the way this guy wants to underate me in public

-Look he finished talking. -No!

and he's walking away. I asked to let me handle this guy, you wouldn't

But he just--

Why did you have to say that?

Akpos.

Akpos wait...

Surprise!

Hi--

-What are you doing here? -What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

You, what are you doing here?

Well...I'm looking for your son.

You were not the one I was expecting.

Who were you expecting?

Let's--Let's go. Let's go and find Akpos.

Not expecting to see you.

Are you on a date with Akpos?

No...I just came here to ask him a question.

Aha...

Excuse me.

Akpos.

Two aside.

I'll be back.

Is there something going on between you two?

No, I was just going to talk to him.

Cause it sure looks like a date.

I know but I don't know what this is about.

I promise mum.

Cos that's not what it looks like.

I know...

Are you sure there is nothing going on between you and Akpos.

Yes mum, I'm sure.

Why are you asking me anyway?

Do you like him?

I don't know.

I like the way he looks at me.

Oh...

You like him mum, you really do.

I'll just say I'm happy.

I can see that.

And if he makes you happy, then he's good for you.

Thank you. I am.

It's beginning to look a lot like christmas.

Yes.

It's so beautiful out here.

It is.

Raphael!

Raphael!

-Raphael! -Dad.

Come here.

You'll be the refree.

Are you listening?

-You're the refree -I heard you.

Akpos!

Please...

For this matter...

You'll have to step down for me.

Dad.

I can't do that.

Why are you acting this way?

What do I have to beg you with? Eh...

You can't step down for me? I'm your father.

Can't you stepdown for me?

Dad I beg you in the name of the heavens....

Run your race and let me run mine.

You know that in this journey, I have reached my destination.

But for you the journey is still far.

Eh...

Please help me.

Eh...listen Akpos let me come in...you have to--

-Hey,hey,hey. -You have to step down.

Hey, hey.

Just stay on your own.

Raphael...

This is not Nigerian politics where old men want

to die for positions they don't have the strength for.

Even if I can't rule in that country,

I'm not too young to love.

-Ah-ah.. Akpos. -Akpos.

You're comparing what I'm going through with politics?

Since your mother died I haven't--

I haven't had sex.

Are you listening...being sex starved is a real thing.

What are you laughing for? My friend keep--

This one is just laughing for no reason.

Dad, we are here for a reality tv show.

You see that Pamela over there...that's my own reality.

It's either you take it or leave it.

-Akpos! -Akpos you need to step down.

You need to step down.

Dad, you can see that I've tried.

Please leave here.

But dad it's about time you run a DNA test for Akpos.

The kind of attitude he exhibits I really don't understand it.

I don't think I'm the father of you both.

Conduct a test for the both of us, then.

I'm looking at you and the distance between here

and the ocean I want to throw you into.

Yes. I like the guy.

He's a good guy.

...to do...I see...

Honestly, I think I could do it.

Jack.

-Oh Congratulations. -Hey you.

-I'm so happy for you. -Thank you.

I am glad you came.

Mike.

Do you guys have a dress code in Africa?

Who is this?

-Who is this? -He is just joking.

I get this.

African Peacock in Miami.

He means no harm.

Let's just go get a seat.

Yeah?

Two-zero

Two-zero

I've got you.

How are you all doing?

-Hey. -Hey man.

-I hope he's sitting back. -Yeah.

-Alright, ladies first. -Thank you.

Thank you.

Are you from Africa?

I'm a Prince.

Quite a Princely outfit you have there.

You are welcome.

Akpos, you never told me you are a Prince.

It's not everything you tell people because...

There are witches everywhere.

Excuse me...

Excuse me.

What do you do?

I'm a business man.

What kind of business is that?

The name of my business is called mind your business

An old woman who talks a lot and will not let me concentrate.

Thank you everyone for coming to this union.

If anyone has an objection to these two getting married...

Speak now or forever hold your peace.

I wonder why they always ask this at weddings,

it's not like I have ever seen anyone object.

No one expects you to object, it's just a tradition.

The gentleman at the back, you have something to say?

Oh no!

Akpos, no.

-No... No. -What.

You know him?

-Have you been with him before? Huh? -No...

I just want you to know that

those of us at the back cannot hear you clearly.

We cannot hear anything.

Is that all?

That's all I have to say.

Are you crazy?

Let no one mess with me!

I will slay anyone that messes with me here, am I your mates?

Hey! You all are not enough.

If you mess with me, I will show you the stuff I am made of.

Your father! You all are crazy

Ha! You're crazy!

What have you done this time?

Ehn? What have you done this time, Akpos?

Dad, you know we do not like to be embarrassed.

They embarrassed me first and I retaliated.

What did you do?

We did not come here to play,

I had to retaliate.

The last chance Pamela had with Michael

is now gone due of your crazy prank at the wedding.

We should have your crazy ass locked up for good.

Hey Daisy, he is still my son.

After what he has done, I'll talk to him any damn way I please.

Can you see yourself?

Are you happy now? You keep disgracing me everywhere.

You are spoiling the little arrangements I have been making.

I believe you are happy now.

Err... babe.

Babe...look...

You are so uncouth.

I invited you to the wedding

and you choose to make a mess of everything just to humiliate me?

And now you want me to thank you?

Well, thank you, Akpos.

Babe calm down, just calm down.

All I did there was because of love.

Let me tell you the truth.

You are not a simple girl...

so I will not allow that boy control you.

That boy and his family have a spell on you.

That is none of your business.

Are you done yet?

Now listen to what I have to say.

Everything you do is destruction.

You got all the boys in trouble for wrecking this city.

You nearly had poor Harry and his son killed.

You caused a fight between the Chinese and the Brazilians.

And I know of your airport escapades.

You are the reason your family was late to the show.

I can go on and on and I have barely known you for even a week.

How do you even sleep at night?

-Babe, please stop this. -Stay away from me.

Babe!

Ak-pos

What did you do?

Just leave me alone.

Akpos!

Today's task is of dramatic reenanctment.

Let's see our contestants display their thespian skills.

Every accomplishment starts with a decision to try.

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.

Thank you.

Never before in the course of human conflict...

have so many…

owed so much…

to so few.

Thank you.

Listen madam. In the year of 1936

India was playing against pakistan

in Bakri stadium Mumbai

I cannot consider this consideration because I cannot consider....

therefore the consideration you're giving me has to be ultimately considered.

But finally this time around, ultimately both of them get out.

Hmm...

Bravo

So masterful my son, if anyone want to challenge,

Lee, very beautiful performance. Thank you.

Dance!

-Having fun everybody? -Ha,ha,ha,ha...

Thank you.

Where is that one going to?

Alright

-Everybody say Yeah Yeah. -Yeah Yeah.

So we are going to tell you that leadership in Africa

from time immemorial to time Imo river has been the same.

If you tell them to go forward, they don't know whether to go forward or backwards.

If you tell them to go right, they don't know whether to go right or go left.

So, we are going to give you a little demonstration

because they are all like zombies.

Fools

-Everybody say yeah yeah -Yeah yeah

Alright.

Attention!

Slow march!

Right turn!

Left turn!

About turn!

Double up!

Open your cap!

Open your butt!

Stand at ease! Attention!

Fall down!

Jump!

I said fall down and you are standing at attention.

-But that's how our leaders beh -Leadership in Africa makes no sense.

You know!

Thank you.

-Everybody say yeah yeah -Yeah yeah

Thank you.

DAY 7

It's okay baby, I'm trying to get help right now. Okay, sweetie?

Mummy has really bad service.But trying to get some help. Okay, sweetie?

Don't worry about it.

Excuse me sir... sir?

Excuse me sir.

I need some help with the tire please.

I--

I'm in a competition, I cannot

I'm competing.

I just need some help please.

It's okay.

I--

-Please... -What is wrong with your tire

Right here in the front sir.

Okay.

-Okay. -Thank you so very much, I appreciate it.

I have it right here, thank you.

I have a baby in the car.

-Thank you sir. -You have a baby?

Yes I have the baby in the car, please.

Please sir.

Thank you, thank you so much.

Thank you so much, sir.

Here we go.

We wish you a merry Christmas

We wish you a merry Christmas

We wish you a merry Christmas

And a happy new year

Oh yes. Lovely... lovely

We are all together as one family. So much to cheer about, isn't there?

There is fire crackling, chestnuts roasting... my butt is a little warm.

Wow... What a day!

You have all shown amazing physical abilities.

It's good to know that you all still got it

Yes. Of course.

Of course we got it.

We've got it all.

For the women's swimming, the winner is...

...Lucy for the English team.

Now for the men's marathon challenge.

The idea of putting this show together is to promote the spirit of Christmas.

Which is love, sharing and sacrifice.

There is someone I want you all to meet.

During the men's challenge, we had Sandra here

and her child pretend to be stranded by the roadside.

The idea is to see if any of our contestants can put

love beyond material gain of winning the contest.

To help a stranded woman and her little baby.

And boy, are we wowed with the results?

Talk about zero to hero.

Yes, Harry won the contest and has the point for his team.

But for this extraordinary act of kindness sacrifice and affection,

Akpos and the Nigerians are awarded double points.

So, the winners are the Nigerians.

No, no, no, no...

Yes, Akpos we made it.

-We made it. -But that can't be.

-They tricked us. It's not fair. -Akpos!

You could not help a stranded lady, James?

-What did you say? -Akpos, We have won.

They should have told us we are here to be good samaritans.

Akpos!

-What did you say? -We have won.

-Won what? -Come down.

-Yes -Are you joking?

-Are you joking? -Yes.

We won?

I cannot believe it.

We won.

We won. Oh my God...oh my God.

Warri!...Warri!

-We won? India. -Yes.

-We won? -Yes.

Ha!

Oh! That woman.

So, the help I rendered paid back.

Oh God!

It pays to do good. Oh God!

It is good to be good. It is good to be good.

Oh God!

So , my kindness paid off. Oh God, you are too kind. Hey!

Mum, I wish you were alive.

You cannot imagine what dad has done to me today.

-Go and call dad. Tell him we won. -Okay

Tonight, we shall witness a complete exhibition of cultural exchange.

As contestants switch costumes.

Hello everybody,

my name is Roy Patel and here is my amazing wife Rani Patel

And here is my amazing daughter, Preti Patel.

And today, we are dressed up

as the amazing Nigerian Delta people.

We've got to win this so...

-All in. -All in.

All in dear.

Tally-ho!

Today, we are going to be performing a samba dance from Brazil.

Thank you very much.

Thank you

Err...

Most of us grew up on a steady diet of Indian films

And tonight we are going to pay homage to one of the

most memorable Indian films that Nigerians love.

How do you say good evening in Nigeria?

Miguo.

There you go, everybody hands together.

America invented hip-hop

And now, it is worldwide and also in China

So we pay tribute to hip-hop.

-Let's do gagnam style -Yes

This is brilliant, right?

-Okay, here we go. Ready? -Yeah.

What is it like, the jumps?

I have no idea. I'm going to do ''the white man over bike''

Okay.

There we go. Thank you.

That's Korean.

Dad, don't make me fall.

I will pluck a flower for you.

Thank you.

The journey that brought six different families.

From six different countries

Will be landing at it's final destination tonight.

Ladies and gentlemen.

Viewers at home.

From Miami, florida

I welcome you all to the grand finale of

the Intercontinental christmas fiesta.

And now, the moment we've all been waiting for.

-Yes! -Yes!

You've all been an amazing demonstration.

Of what the spirit of christmas brings.

And that is love,

sharing,

sacrifice and togetherness.

We make mistakes.

We air.

We mess up.

That is just what makes us human.

The ability to rise from our lows.

To give ourselves.

a beautiful life, a life predicated on love.

Sharing, forgiveness

And of course to sacrifice.

Now, your family may not be the recepient of the 1 million dollars.

However, we're all winners.

This is love.

And this is what brings the true spirit of christmas.

Indeed this family has done itself proud.

It has demostrated to all of us...

That we're not perfect human beings.

Ladies and gentlemen the winner of the intercontinental christmas fiesta is...

Very simply.

Nigeria!

Dad, dad, dad!

Dad, we did it. Dad!

Oh we won!

We're the best!

Hey!

Warri!

-Thank you. -Thank you.

And as a sign of love

-Of all the things you've said... -Yes

It is my pleasure to say that

every family gets ten thousand dollars each.

Ah-ah

Hey. British, Queen's English

Queen's English came around

Okay.

Eh...Obrigado.

-Okay. Yeah -Uhmm

Congratulations

Thank you, thank you.

Thank you.

What are you doing now?

Uhm...

To tell you the truth....

The money doesn't mean anything to me suddenly.

-Aww! -Um...!

But you do.

I know I'd like to see you again.

-I'd like that. -You will?

So I just didn't come here

to win the money. I won a family.

-a new family. -Yeah!

Exactly.

Thank you.

Okay, let me go and say a word to your girl.

Can I steal her for a second?

-So... -Hi

Um...I think I love your mum.

Okay.

Um...I know it's sudden and...

But I really think that we will make a good family.

Are you serious about her?

-I am. -Okay.

And if you don't mind, I'd like for us to be a family.

-You know so lets... -Will you eat Jollof rice?

-Ah! -Taste it you'll like it.

-No,no,no! -no!

Akpos.

Nothing is happening. We are here to stay.

Dad, babe is adapting fast.

Oh, my God

If you don't follow us to Warri then we will move in with you