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Parker, can I tell you
a secret?
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You want to confide in me?
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[GASPS] I'm honored.
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I got a pig!
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I'm sorry, was no one
unavailable?
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This is Rosebud.
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See, I needed to get
my boots conditioned,
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so I went to town
to buy some mink fat.
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Sure, sure.
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And a farmer liked my watch,
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so he traded me
this awesome pig for it!
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Oh. Now, don't tell me,
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I sleep-ordered
another farm animal on the Internet.
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Nope.
I'm the proud owner of this pig.
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For bacon reasons?
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Shh!
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Try not to mention
acon-bay around osebud-Ray, right?
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[ROSEBUD GRUNTS]
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Uh, sorry.
You're a pig, of course.
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You understand.
pig Latin.
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Bill, I'm not so sure
you can keep her.
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All the animals
on the ranch have to serve a purpose.
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The cows provide milk,
the chickens provide eggs.
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even the horse
does prop comedy.
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if you give her
a rubber fish.
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Got it covered, Lou.
Rosebud is a truffle pig.
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She can root out
a super smelly fungus
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that can be sold
for thousands of dollars.
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Wait, seriously?
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Come here,
Rosebud.
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You smelly little
gold mine, you!
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That sounds
great.
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I can't wait to see
all the truffle she finds.
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Mama needs
a new oven.
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Chef Linus
has been heating up our meals in the sun.
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Not a great way
to cook meat.
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I hear people
complaining about the food.
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So I'm definitely
at Kikiwaka Ranch!
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Finn!
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[GASPS]
Linus, we have a special guest!
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Put out
the meat!
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ALL: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
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It's so good
to see everyone,
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although you've all
gotten a lot smaller.
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Uh, I think
you've just gotten taller.
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Oh, Parker,
still hilarious.
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You continue
to be a delight.
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So, how are
things here?
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Everything's
great.
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Yeah, except for
the exposed wire in our shower.
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And we buy
our ground beef
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from a second-hand
store.
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And don't forget
the elk uprising.
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Okay!
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He doesn't need
all the news at once.
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Let the guy breathe.
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Finn, I can't believe
how much you've grown.
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I know!
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And why did you
come all the way from Camp Kikiwaka anyway?
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Did the septic tank
blow again?
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If so, 2,000 miles away
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may not be far enough.
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Everything is great
in Maine,
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I just came here
to tell you something.
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Lou, I want to be a counselor!
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You made that long trip
to ask that.
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Why didn't you
just call, dude?
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Because everyone knows
if you want a promotion,
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you ask face to face.
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Plus, who's saying no
to this sweet mug.
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A counselor?
I don't know, Finn.
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Being a counselor
is a huge responsibility,
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and you do have a long history
of being kind of a,
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let's just say,
unpredictable scamp.
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What? I'm a very
predictable scamp.
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And Ava says
I've been a great leader for the younger kids.
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I just want to give
back to the camp
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that gave me so much.
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I think he can
do it, Lou.
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I'll even help him
prove it to you.
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All right. Let's see
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if my little cousin's
got what it takes.
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I'll help, too.
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I've heard
so much about you.
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It must be so cool
being a vampire.
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Uh, I'm not
a vampire.
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Oh, then I haven't heard
anything about you.
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I am a goddess.
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I can do anything
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if I just believe
in my own power.
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This thing needs
to tell me something I don't already know.
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Destiny![SCREAMS]
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You've gotta come
see this cloud.
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It looks like an octopus
holding a sword.
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Winnie, you need to stop
bursting in on me like that.
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I told you not to
bother me in here unless it was important.
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Was I not clear?
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It's an octopus
holding a sword.
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Winnie, I need my space.
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Then why don't you
just lock the door?
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Because the lock's
been broken all summer.
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Oh, I can fix that.
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You know how to fix a lock?
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Pick, fix, what's
the difference?
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Never repeat that
without legal counsel.
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And seriously,
Winnie,
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let's just wait
for a handyman.
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But in the meantime,
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I kind of got to see
the octopus cloud now!
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"If you know
what you have to do,
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"don't let the world
tell you no."
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Challenge accepted,
bathroom book.
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Okay. I've already hidden
a truffle by Mustang cabin.
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Let's see how quickly
Rosebud will find it.
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Okay, Rosebud,
it's go time.
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Give Daddy a kiss.[GRUNTS]
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Never mind.
It sounded weird to me, too.
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Now go get it.
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[SNIFFING AND GRUNTING]
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Why is she going
to your cabin?
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I don't know.
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Her nose
is supposed to lead her
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to the funk
of a trunk.
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My dirty socks!
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No, Rosebud,
wrong kind of funk!
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Also, way
to call me out, lady.
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Bet that farmer
gave up Rosebud so easily
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because he knew
she wouldn't find any truffles.
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I've been scammed!
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By the cutest scam
in the whole wide world!
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I mean,
who can resist that adorable little snout?
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[GRUNTING]
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What? I think
I'm a pig guy now.
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Okay, Finn,
being a counselor
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is all about
having the right instincts.
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You ready
to show me you have what it takes?
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My middle name
is ready.
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That's cool.
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My middle name is Jake.
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Your full name
is Jacob Jake Jacobs?
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Hey, it is!
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Learning something
new every day.
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I...
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I just can't.
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Okay, part
of the counselor's job
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is to help campers
through problems
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they're having
while being away from home.
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So Jake's gonna
pretend to be homesick,
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and you'll help him
feel better. Got it?
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Got it.
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Okay, Jake,
you're homesick,
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you're homesick,
you're homesick
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on action!
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Hello.
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I am a homesick boy
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with a completely normal,
non-repetitive name.
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I'm here for you,
friend.
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It's okay
to miss home.
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We've all
been there.
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Wow.
It's so helpful,
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so counselor-like.
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I know
I have chills.
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You know,
if you miss your parents,
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you can always
talk to them on the phone.
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Ooh. Actually,
when a camper is homesick,
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we like to work
through it
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without them
calling home.
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It encourages
independence.
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Right. Right.
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
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Of course.
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You're forbidden
from talking to your parents.
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What? Why?
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Don't worry
about it.
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The important
thing is
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you're gonna
be a kid for a long time,
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so you should
just forget about your parents.
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I don't like this.
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I don't want
to play anymore.
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I want
to call my mom.
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Whoa! Remember,
we're just pretending.
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Then why are
the emotions so real?
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You better
do something, Finn.
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You're losing him.
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Uh... Jake!
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How about, uh,
we take your mind off of all this
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by doing
some archery?
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My moms love archery.
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[CRYING]
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And you lost him.
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Does anyone
have a phone?
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Also, what's my number?
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Uh, I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
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Let's just...
Let's just go
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get you
a phone.[CRYING]
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Or 100 phones.
Whatever fixes it.
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Well, that was
a disaster.
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But to be fair
to Finn,
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Jake just
also found out
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he has three
of the same name.
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It's an emotional time.
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And done!
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Destiny, I've got something
exciting to show you.
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DESTINY: Never like
hearing that from the bathroom,
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but I'm trusting you.
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I fixed the lock.
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Winnie, didn't you hear me
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when I said to leave it
and wait for a handyman?
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I heard you,
but I didn't listen.
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Big difference.
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Ta-da! Go ahead
and try to turn it.
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[GASPS] Wow,
it's actually locked.
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You really fixed it.
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See, I'm not just a girl
who breaks stuff.
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I'm a girl who breaks stuff
and also fixed that one lock.
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Um...
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Did you make sure
we can also unlock the door,
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you know, to get out?
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Oh, must have
overtightened the screw.
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No big deal.
My tool bag is...
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On the other side
of the locked door.
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Winnie!
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Okay, so I am
just a girl who breaks stuff.
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Okay, let's get back
to the barn,
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00:09:04,198 --> 00:09:05,855
and teach Rosebud
something other
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than eating
stinky socks.
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Don't tell me,
tell her.
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Oh, man!
She busted out!
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The pull of a camp
full of dirty laundry
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must have been
too great.
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We all
got our things, no judgment.
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Although
stinky socks is kind of a weird thing,
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so maybe
a little judgment.
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We have to get rid
of all these socks before Lou sees this.
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Too late.
I'm seeing this.
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Lou, I can explain.
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[GRUNTING]
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Rosebud, I said
I'd explain.
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So this is why
all the campers
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can't find
their dirty socks.
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Yeah, I don't think
she's too into finding truffles.
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[GRUNTING]
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Could you
at least try to lie?
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I'm sorry, Bill,
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but if Rosebud
isn't contributing to the camp,
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and she's
causing problems,
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you're gonna
have to give her back.
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I guess
we have to return all these socks now.
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[GRUNTS]Nope. Let's
just burn them.
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00:10:03,326 --> 00:10:04,293
[SCOFFS]
253
00:10:04,327 --> 00:10:06,122
How many lipsticks
do you have?
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00:10:06,157 --> 00:10:09,194
Just one
for every color of the sunset.
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00:10:11,127 --> 00:10:13,233
Well, someone's bound
to come looking for us.
256
00:10:13,267 --> 00:10:15,200
Let's just
have some fun to pass the time.
257
00:10:15,235 --> 00:10:17,720
Do you really think
I'm in the mood to have fun right now,
258
00:10:17,755 --> 00:10:19,308
when we're trapped
in a horrible room
259
00:10:19,342 --> 00:10:22,104
with no food, no phone
and no ventilation?
260
00:10:23,484 --> 00:10:25,245
We could give
each other makeovers.
261
00:10:27,212 --> 00:10:28,213
You know my weakness.
262
00:10:32,942 --> 00:10:34,323
Now that we've made
the bird feeder,
263
00:10:34,357 --> 00:10:35,807
we'll cover it
in seed
264
00:10:35,842 --> 00:10:38,776
mixed with this
all natural edible glue.
265
00:10:38,810 --> 00:10:40,812
By the way,
I'm a glue eater from way back,
266
00:10:40,847 --> 00:10:43,332
and believe me,
this is some top-notch stuff.
267
00:10:45,196 --> 00:10:46,749
His body
got bigger,
268
00:10:46,784 --> 00:10:48,130
but I'm not sure
his brain did.
269
00:10:50,408 --> 00:10:51,892
Let the counseling
happen.
270
00:10:53,929 --> 00:10:54,826
For the next step,
271
00:10:54,861 --> 00:10:57,346
I'll call up
my esteemed assistant, Jake,
272
00:10:57,380 --> 00:10:59,417
who assured me
I did not scar him for life
273
00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:00,763
with the
homesickness talk.
274
00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:03,041
So, yay.
275
00:11:04,215 --> 00:11:05,906
Thanks, Finn.
276
00:11:05,941 --> 00:11:07,908
Feeling more myself
and ready to eat some glue?
277
00:11:07,943 --> 00:11:10,186
No, no, no one's
eating glue.
278
00:11:11,015 --> 00:11:12,741
Ah, of course.
279
00:11:12,775 --> 00:11:13,396
It might
spoil my dinner.
280
00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:18,988
Now, hold the cup
by the string
281
00:11:19,023 --> 00:11:20,714
and gently dip it
into the glue bowl.
282
00:11:21,957 --> 00:11:22,992
Easy,
283
00:11:23,959 --> 00:11:25,374
Easy...
284
00:11:25,408 --> 00:11:27,203
Look, Finn's
a natural.
285
00:11:27,238 --> 00:11:28,791
Yeah, but
he's taking forever.
286
00:11:28,826 --> 00:11:30,379
These kids have
to be to swim class in 10 minutes.
287
00:11:31,829 --> 00:11:33,900
Come on, Jake.
Don't be shy.
288
00:11:33,934 --> 00:11:35,177
Really
get in there.
289
00:11:35,211 --> 00:11:36,247
And maybe
speed things up
290
00:11:36,281 --> 00:11:37,110
because those birds
are hungry.
291
00:11:38,939 --> 00:11:40,354
That's it.
292
00:11:40,389 --> 00:11:42,356
The more glue,
the more seed.
293
00:11:42,391 --> 00:11:44,427
The more seed,
the more birds!
294
00:11:45,325 --> 00:11:47,085
Come on!
Come on!
295
00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:47,948
Dip and slather.
296
00:11:47,983 --> 00:11:49,260
Dip and slather!
297
00:11:49,294 --> 00:11:50,261
[SCREAMING]
Dip and slather!
298
00:11:50,295 --> 00:11:51,503
[SCREAMING]
God, this is so stressful!
299
00:11:52,539 --> 00:11:54,368
[PANTING]
300
00:11:54,403 --> 00:11:55,404
I'm gonna
have to make a preemptive call
301
00:11:55,438 --> 00:11:56,716
to Jake's moms
about this.
302
00:11:58,165 --> 00:11:59,132
This is my fault.
303
00:11:59,166 --> 00:12:01,306
I should have suggested
an easier project.
304
00:12:01,341 --> 00:12:03,723
Glue and a big bowl?
He wasn't ready.
305
00:12:05,310 --> 00:12:08,348
Dip and slather!
Dip and slather! Dip and slather!
306
00:12:08,382 --> 00:12:09,383
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
307
00:12:10,315 --> 00:12:11,420
May I please
be done now?
308
00:12:14,043 --> 00:12:15,527
You know what?
309
00:12:15,562 --> 00:12:17,426
Let's go to the cabin
and get you cleaned up.
310
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:22,776
Could have been worse.
311
00:12:22,811 --> 00:12:25,227
[BIRDS SCREECHING][JAKE SCREAMING]
312
00:12:30,957 --> 00:12:32,855
See? Worse.
313
00:12:38,205 --> 00:12:39,448
Hey.
314
00:12:39,482 --> 00:12:41,519
Sorry I had to give
Rosebud back.
315
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:42,554
There will never be
another one like her.
316
00:12:43,452 --> 00:12:45,281
Or maybe
they're all like her.
317
00:12:45,316 --> 00:12:46,800
I don't know
a lot about pigs.
318
00:12:48,526 --> 00:12:50,183
Yeah, life is
full of disappointment.
319
00:12:50,217 --> 00:12:51,805
See you.Hey.
320
00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:53,289
Why are you
trying to get rid of me? What's going on?
321
00:12:53,324 --> 00:12:55,050
Nothing.[PIG GRUNTING]
322
00:12:55,084 --> 00:12:56,085
Okay, something
323
00:12:58,363 --> 00:13:00,296
[GRUNTS]You kept her?
324
00:13:01,021 --> 00:13:02,091
Bill.
325
00:13:02,126 --> 00:13:04,576
Lou is gonna be really mad.
You have to return her.
326
00:13:04,611 --> 00:13:05,785
Parker, please.
327
00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:08,132
[SAD MUSIC PLAYING]
328
00:13:12,205 --> 00:13:13,206
[GRUNTS]
329
00:13:20,523 --> 00:13:21,490
[GRUNTING]
330
00:13:23,354 --> 00:13:24,562
Fine. She can stay.
331
00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:26,633
Thank you.
332
00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:27,876
Don't thank me.
333
00:13:27,910 --> 00:13:30,844
Just keep her in the cabin
so that Lou doesn't find her.
334
00:13:30,879 --> 00:13:32,432
And first things first.
335
00:13:32,466 --> 00:13:35,228
Let's get this girl
a wittle snack.
336
00:13:35,262 --> 00:13:36,505
Please don't
patronize my pig.
337
00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:43,374
I've never done
someone else's makeup before,
338
00:13:43,408 --> 00:13:45,410
but I have a feeling
you're going to love this.
339
00:13:45,445 --> 00:13:46,860
I can't wait
to see it.
340
00:13:47,516 --> 00:13:48,517
[SCREAMS]
341
00:13:51,002 --> 00:13:55,317
I look so pretty.
342
00:13:55,351 --> 00:13:57,491
Great! Let's do
each other's hair now.
343
00:13:57,526 --> 00:13:59,390
No one touches
the hair.
344
00:13:59,424 --> 00:14:00,529
Unless your name
is Jean Paul.
345
00:14:00,563 --> 00:14:02,255
And you, Winnie,
are no Jean Paul.
346
00:14:06,017 --> 00:14:08,123
As long as Rosebud stays
in the cabin, she's safe.
347
00:14:08,157 --> 00:14:09,434
We just have
to keep her there
348
00:14:09,469 --> 00:14:11,298
until we can train her
to contribute to the ranch somehow.
349
00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:12,541
[ROSEBUD SQUEALS][OBJECTS CLATTERING]
350
00:14:13,438 --> 00:14:14,439
[GRUNTING]
351
00:14:16,131 --> 00:14:17,201
Well, she's
not contributing.
352
00:14:17,235 --> 00:14:19,099
But you have to admit,
her timing is impeccable.
353
00:14:20,307 --> 00:14:22,068
Oh, no.
She escaped again.
354
00:14:22,102 --> 00:14:24,346
We have to get her
back into the cabin before Lou sees this.
355
00:14:24,380 --> 00:14:26,037
Oh, too late.
I'm seeing this.
356
00:14:27,452 --> 00:14:28,350
You really need
to look behind you
357
00:14:28,384 --> 00:14:29,454
before you say
stuff like that.
358
00:14:30,490 --> 00:14:31,698
I cannot believe you two.
359
00:14:31,732 --> 00:14:33,493
Not only did you
not take Rosebud back,
360
00:14:33,527 --> 00:14:35,288
but now she's making
a complete mess of my camp.
361
00:14:35,322 --> 00:14:36,427
Lou, we're
so sorry.
362
00:14:36,461 --> 00:14:38,153
Now I'm gonna have
to be the one to return her.
363
00:14:40,638 --> 00:14:42,157
Oh, calm down,
Linus.
364
00:14:42,191 --> 00:14:43,710
Every day, you do
terrible things to pork.
365
00:14:43,744 --> 00:14:45,160
It was time
for some payback.
366
00:14:50,751 --> 00:14:52,236
Okay, Finn,
I figured out how we're going
367
00:14:52,270 --> 00:14:54,134
to convince Lou
you're counselor material.
368
00:14:54,169 --> 00:14:56,585
You know how you've been
failing horribly in front of her?
369
00:14:56,619 --> 00:14:58,932
Hey, Hey.
Go easy on the guy.
370
00:14:58,967 --> 00:15:01,210
He's been failing horribly
in front of Lou.
371
00:15:02,729 --> 00:15:03,903
Yeah.
372
00:15:05,145 --> 00:15:06,595
The problem is,
you're too worried
373
00:15:06,629 --> 00:15:07,699
about Lou
watching you succeed.
374
00:15:07,734 --> 00:15:10,219
So this time,
you're going to succeed first,
375
00:15:10,254 --> 00:15:11,565
then show her
the results.
376
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:13,015
Great idea.
377
00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:14,706
I don't get the idea.
378
00:15:16,536 --> 00:15:18,089
You're gonna show
your leadership skills
379
00:15:18,124 --> 00:15:20,333
by taking Jake
and these campers on a hike to Lake Tush.
380
00:15:20,643 --> 00:15:21,679
Ooh.
381
00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:23,198
Does it look like a tush?
382
00:15:23,232 --> 00:15:26,028
No, it's just
regular lake shaped.
383
00:15:26,063 --> 00:15:27,374
Huh.
384
00:15:27,409 --> 00:15:28,720
Kind of feels like
a missed opportunity.
385
00:15:30,377 --> 00:15:31,585
Here's a map.
386
00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:34,036
I'll make sure Lou's here
to see your successful return.
387
00:15:34,071 --> 00:15:34,692
Good luck.
388
00:15:35,555 --> 00:15:37,039
All right, kids.
389
00:15:37,074 --> 00:15:39,662
Eight of you,
and one of me,
390
00:15:39,697 --> 00:15:41,181
and hours of fun ahead.
391
00:15:41,216 --> 00:15:42,010
Let's do this.
392
00:15:45,496 --> 00:15:47,636
Oh, wait.
I should invite Winnie.
393
00:15:52,089 --> 00:15:53,711
What do you think?
394
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:56,093
Who knew toilet paper
could be so beautiful?
395
00:15:56,127 --> 00:15:57,439
We should treat it
with more respect.
396
00:16:01,788 --> 00:16:04,308
So, who are you
wearing tonight?
397
00:16:04,342 --> 00:16:06,379
Oh, this old thing?
398
00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:09,002
I've had it
in my bathroom for ages.
399
00:16:09,037 --> 00:16:11,004
I've never felt
so absorbent.
400
00:16:12,316 --> 00:16:14,042
And who are you wearing?
401
00:16:14,076 --> 00:16:14,697
Toilet paper.
402
00:16:15,802 --> 00:16:17,045
Yeah, I'm not
very good at this game.
403
00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:21,670
Winnie, are you in there?
404
00:16:21,704 --> 00:16:23,810
Jake?Thank goodness
you came.
405
00:16:23,844 --> 00:16:25,156
You're both
in there.
406
00:16:26,054 --> 00:16:26,986
I don't get girls.
407
00:16:30,575 --> 00:16:32,370
Toilet paper
dress up?
408
00:16:32,405 --> 00:16:33,613
I want to play.
409
00:16:33,647 --> 00:16:34,441
Jake, don't
close th...
410
00:16:34,855 --> 00:16:37,306
BOTH: No!
411
00:16:42,656 --> 00:16:43,795
I can still
dress up, right?
412
00:16:49,387 --> 00:16:50,733
Ta-da! We made it.
413
00:16:52,494 --> 00:16:54,634
Okay, it's, like,
definitely butt-shaped.
414
00:16:54,668 --> 00:16:56,187
You guys are
kidding yourselves.
415
00:16:57,671 --> 00:16:59,259
Jake, back me up here.
416
00:17:01,468 --> 00:17:02,469
Jake?
417
00:17:06,646 --> 00:17:08,234
Oh, no.
Where's Jake?
418
00:17:08,268 --> 00:17:09,511
We have
to find him.
419
00:17:09,545 --> 00:17:10,788
Okay, let's split up.
420
00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:13,135
You guys take
the right cheek, and I'll take the left.
421
00:17:13,170 --> 00:17:15,034
Do not pretend
you don't see it.
422
00:17:19,866 --> 00:17:21,730
Lou, please don't
give Rosebud back.
423
00:17:21,764 --> 00:17:24,077
I mean,
yes, she's bad at finding truffles,
424
00:17:24,112 --> 00:17:26,045
but she's also
really good at peeing in my bed.
425
00:17:27,218 --> 00:17:28,599
Seriously?
426
00:17:28,633 --> 00:17:29,427
Yeah, it's her bed now.
427
00:17:31,153 --> 00:17:33,190
Lou. There you are.
So glad I found you.
428
00:17:33,224 --> 00:17:34,260
[GRUNTING]
429
00:17:34,294 --> 00:17:35,502
And a random pig.
430
00:17:36,779 --> 00:17:38,160
Why does it
smell like socks?
431
00:17:38,195 --> 00:17:40,335
Um, 'it' is
a she okay?
432
00:17:40,369 --> 00:17:42,268
And she is stinky, yes.
433
00:17:44,649 --> 00:17:47,100
Noah, I'm in
so much...
434
00:17:47,514 --> 00:17:48,308
FINN: Oh.
435
00:17:49,137 --> 00:17:50,207
Hey, Lou.
436
00:17:52,554 --> 00:17:56,454
Looks like Finn's back from
a short but undoubtedly successful hike. [CHUCKLES]
437
00:17:56,489 --> 00:17:58,456
Was this man
born to lead or what?
438
00:18:00,424 --> 00:18:02,150
Yes, indeed.
439
00:18:03,323 --> 00:18:05,429
Noah, can I please
talk to you for a second?
440
00:18:05,463 --> 00:18:08,742
Wow! A private parlay.
How counselor-like.
441
00:18:11,366 --> 00:18:12,712
Look at those two.
442
00:18:12,746 --> 00:18:15,370
It's been a while
since I've seen them be awkward weirdos together.
443
00:18:17,303 --> 00:18:19,132
How'd the hike go?It was going great.
444
00:18:19,167 --> 00:18:20,823
And then I turned around
and Jake was gone.
445
00:18:20,858 --> 00:18:21,928
Now I can't find him.
446
00:18:21,962 --> 00:18:23,067
What?
447
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,207
We have to
track him down before Lou finds out,
448
00:18:25,242 --> 00:18:26,622
or you can kiss
this counselor gig goodbye.
449
00:18:27,554 --> 00:18:28,348
[SIGHS]
450
00:18:29,936 --> 00:18:31,110
No.
451
00:18:32,283 --> 00:18:34,147
As much as I want
to keep this from her,
452
00:18:34,182 --> 00:18:35,838
we need to tell her
right now.
453
00:18:35,873 --> 00:18:37,771
This isn't about
me looking good.
454
00:18:37,806 --> 00:18:38,738
It's about
finding Jake.
455
00:18:39,601 --> 00:18:40,809
Well, Finn,
456
00:18:40,843 --> 00:18:42,155
you really have
grown up.
457
00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:43,501
I know.
Like a foot.
458
00:18:43,536 --> 00:18:45,779
But let's move past it,
because we have a camper to find.
459
00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:55,962
So, who are
you wearing?
460
00:18:55,996 --> 00:18:57,274
Nope.
We already did that.
461
00:18:59,276 --> 00:19:01,278
Well, we might
as well get comfortable.
462
00:19:01,312 --> 00:19:02,555
Obviously, they've
forgotten about us.
463
00:19:05,316 --> 00:19:06,628
Ugh, Jake.
464
00:19:06,662 --> 00:19:08,181
Did somebody
die in your shoes?
465
00:19:09,355 --> 00:19:11,391
That is the worst thing
I've ever smelled.
466
00:19:11,426 --> 00:19:13,738
And I won the
little Miss Manure pageant.
467
00:19:13,773 --> 00:19:16,155
You do not want to know
what the trophy looked like.
468
00:19:17,846 --> 00:19:19,261
I actually kind of do.
469
00:19:21,677 --> 00:19:24,266
Lou, I need
to tell you something.
470
00:19:24,301 --> 00:19:25,716
I took a bunch of campers
to the lake and...
471
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:27,200
And you noticed
that it looks like a butt?
472
00:19:27,235 --> 00:19:28,788
Yeah, I know,
but don't tell anybody.
473
00:19:28,822 --> 00:19:29,547
I'm trying
to keep it classy.
474
00:19:31,411 --> 00:19:32,861
Okay, but when
we were leaving,
475
00:19:32,895 --> 00:19:33,931
I realized
I had...
476
00:19:35,035 --> 00:19:36,692
Kind of lost Jake.
477
00:19:36,727 --> 00:19:40,282
What? Finn, this is exactly
what I was worried about. We have to go find him.
478
00:19:40,317 --> 00:19:41,352
[ROSEBUD GRUNTS]
479
00:19:41,387 --> 00:19:42,974
But first,
Rosebud has an agenda.
480
00:19:46,668 --> 00:19:49,429
Um, are you trying
to make me self-conscious about my socks?
481
00:19:49,774 --> 00:19:50,775
BOTH: Yes.
482
00:19:52,846 --> 00:19:54,572
Thank goodness!We're saved!
483
00:19:54,607 --> 00:19:55,642
By a pig.[ROSEBUD GRUNTING]
484
00:19:55,677 --> 00:19:57,265
Oh, my gosh, Jake.
I found him.
485
00:19:57,299 --> 00:19:58,990
He's in the bathroom
with Winnie and Destiny.
486
00:19:59,025 --> 00:20:00,371
[CHUCKLES]
487
00:20:00,406 --> 00:20:01,407
I have questions.
488
00:20:04,306 --> 00:20:05,825
Jake, we've been
looking all over for you.
489
00:20:06,550 --> 00:20:07,930
And not us.
490
00:20:07,965 --> 00:20:09,656
Hi. We've also
been missing all day.
491
00:20:11,589 --> 00:20:14,213
Yes, but in my defense,
I didn't notice.
492
00:20:15,938 --> 00:20:16,767
[COUGHING]PARKER: Oh!
493
00:20:16,801 --> 00:20:18,665
What is that smell?
494
00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:21,841
Seriously, guys,
I'm very sensitive.
495
00:20:21,875 --> 00:20:25,224
If you're not careful,
I'm going to have to start washing my socks.
496
00:20:26,570 --> 00:20:27,398
Please do.
497
00:20:29,055 --> 00:20:30,263
Wait.
498
00:20:30,298 --> 00:20:31,609
That's how
Rosebud found them.
499
00:20:31,644 --> 00:20:34,440
She was attracted
to Jake's putrid foot stank.
500
00:20:34,474 --> 00:20:35,613
Uh, you're welcome.
501
00:20:39,617 --> 00:20:42,379
Destiny, I'm so sorry
for getting us trapped in there.
502
00:20:42,413 --> 00:20:44,070
I'll leave you alone
for the rest of the day
503
00:20:44,104 --> 00:20:45,899
so you can finally
have some space.
504
00:20:45,934 --> 00:20:48,695
Actually, I'm glad
you fixed the lock.
505
00:20:48,730 --> 00:20:51,560
It was kind of nice
having you in my space all day.
506
00:20:51,595 --> 00:20:53,493
Oh, well, then, the next time
you're in the bathroom, let me know.
507
00:20:54,391 --> 00:20:55,392
Probably won't.
508
00:20:57,980 --> 00:21:01,398
Rosebud, we're sad
to see you go.
509
00:21:01,432 --> 00:21:02,813
You may not have
found any truffles,
510
00:21:02,847 --> 00:21:04,677
but you found your way
into our hearts.
511
00:21:04,711 --> 00:21:07,335
You know, guys,
what Rosebud just did made me realize
512
00:21:07,369 --> 00:21:09,302
she may have
some real value here at the ranch.
513
00:21:09,337 --> 00:21:11,373
As a search
and rescue pig.So she can stay?
514
00:21:11,408 --> 00:21:13,651
Absolutely.
Rosebud, you're hired.
515
00:21:13,686 --> 00:21:16,551
Job number one,
find every anti-sock washer at this camp.
516
00:21:17,103 --> 00:21:18,380
I want names.
517
00:21:23,489 --> 00:21:25,560
I'm so glad
there was no real emergency.
518
00:21:25,594 --> 00:21:28,735
Again, Winnie and I
were trapped for hours.
519
00:21:28,770 --> 00:21:30,875
Does it always
have to be about you?
520
00:21:30,910 --> 00:21:32,429
This time? Yes!
521
00:21:35,708 --> 00:21:37,710
I'm sorry, Lou.
522
00:21:37,744 --> 00:21:40,333
I was trying to show you
I was responsible and ready to be a counselor.
523
00:21:40,851 --> 00:21:42,646
But...
524
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:44,475
I lost a camper,
like, immediately.
525
00:21:45,683 --> 00:21:46,477
So you're obviously right.
526
00:21:47,927 --> 00:21:49,100
I'm not ready.
527
00:21:49,135 --> 00:21:51,102
Actually, Finn,
528
00:21:51,137 --> 00:21:53,760
when a camper
was in trouble, you came to me first.
529
00:21:53,795 --> 00:21:55,624
And you put
the camper first.
530
00:21:55,659 --> 00:21:56,453
I'm proud
of you, Finn.
531
00:21:57,730 --> 00:21:58,938
You are?Absolutely.
532
00:22:00,042 --> 00:22:02,424
And I was
hard on you.
533
00:22:02,459 --> 00:22:03,460
Which I think
made you nervous.
534
00:22:03,494 --> 00:22:04,978
But I guess
a part of me wishes
535
00:22:05,013 --> 00:22:06,946
that you'd stay
my little cousin forever.
536
00:22:06,980 --> 00:22:08,050
I'm going
to miss that guy,
537
00:22:08,085 --> 00:22:11,537
but I'm excited
to get to know grown-up Finn,
538
00:22:11,571 --> 00:22:13,021
who has a job
waiting for him in Maine.
539
00:22:13,849 --> 00:22:14,885
Are you saying...
540
00:22:14,919 --> 00:22:16,714
Welcome aboard,
counselor.
541
00:22:16,749 --> 00:22:17,646
I'm gonna be
a counselor?
542
00:22:19,441 --> 00:22:20,822
I'm gonna be
a counselor!
543
00:22:20,856 --> 00:22:22,444
[CHEERING]All right!
544
00:22:22,479 --> 00:22:24,826
Congrats!Let's party anywhere
but a bathroom.
545
00:22:26,621 --> 00:22:28,001
Thanks, everyone.
546
00:22:28,036 --> 00:22:29,727
But I couldn't
have done it
547
00:22:29,762 --> 00:22:31,591
without a certain someone.
548
00:22:31,626 --> 00:22:35,457
As your role model and mentor,
it was my pleasure.
549
00:22:35,492 --> 00:22:36,941
I meant the pig
for finding Jake.
550
00:22:36,976 --> 00:22:37,977
Okie-doke.
551
00:22:39,703 --> 00:22:41,498
[CHEERING]
552
00:22:45,502 --> 00:22:47,504
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553
00:22:47,554 --> 00:22:52,104
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