All language subtitles for Adventures of Superman - 03x10 - The Bully of Dry Gulch

NARRATOR:
The Adventures of Superman.

Faster than a speeding bullet.

More powerful
than a locomotive.

Able to leap tall buildings
at a single bound.

MAN 1: Look! Up in the sky!
MAN 2: It's a bird!

WOMAN: It's a plane!
MAN 3: It's Superman!

NARRATOR:
Yes, it's Superman,

strange visitor
from another planet

who came to Earth
with powers and abilities

far beyond those of mortal men.

Superman, who can change
the course of mighty rivers,

bend steel in his bare hands,

and who,
disguised as Clark Kent,

mild-mannered reporter for
a great metropolitan newspaper,

fights a never-ending battle

for truth, justice
and the American way.

[���]

Well, Dry Gulch Hotel.

Guess this will
have to do.

I guess so. It's
the only one in town.

At least the town's
peaceful enough.

Almost too peaceful.

What did you expect,
Miss Lane?

Desperadoes
shooting up the place?

[GUNSHOTS, HORSE WHINNIES]

Come on, you old
coyote, dance.

Come on.

Put some life
into it.

I'm doin'
all right.

But them bullets
is bouncin' off my corns.

[LAUGHS]

Is very funny.

Bullets stepping
on his corns.

What's funny?

Nothing.

I-is very sad
altogether.

I don't think
it's very funny either.

What did you say,
stranger?

Did I say
something?

He said it's not very funny.
And I agree with him.

Ma'am, the code of
the West don't allow me

to go around shooting up
pretty gals like you.

But a real healthy male
critter like this...

I think I just
lost my health.

[GUNSHOT]

You can't do that
to him.

That's right,
you can't!

Next time, it's
gonna be your head.

On the other
hand, uh,

what's done is done,
I always say.

Yeah, that's
more like it.

Ma'am, allow me
to introduce myself.

My name's
Gunner Flinch,

fastest gunman
in the West.

When's the next train
for the East?

I'm Lois Lane,
and this is Jimmy Olsen.

We're on our way to cover
the annual rodeo at Big Springs,

and our car broke down.

Until it's fixed
tomorrow,

you're not going to
get rid of us.

Well, ma'am, I don't
really aim to get rid of you.

But the dude here,
he's different.

I don't rightly
cotton to his attitude.

Stranger, you've got until
sundown to get out of town.

Who are you calling
a dude?

And who are you telling
to get out of town?

You.

Have you got anything
to back them words up, mister?

Just these here
two guns.

And I got ten notches
on each one of 'em.

Well...I guess
that answers my question.

Come on, Jim.

Uh, I don't like
the atmosphere around here.

I'll ignore that kind
of a remark, ma'am,

and say it's been real nice
meeting you, huh?

And dude?
Don't forget:

out of town
by sunset.

Look! I'll go when
I'm good and ready.

But...I think I'll
be ready by then.
Uh-huh.

And you get any ideas
that I'm

not top gun
in these parts...

just ask somebody
on Boot Hill, huh?

Boot Hill?

Yeah, but you won't
be getting no answers.

You see, Boot Hill
is the town cemetery.

[CHUCKLES]

You, uh-- You go on
ahead, Miss Lane.

Now, don't you
do anything rash.

Pretty hard
to believe,

but I think we've stumbled on
a bit of the Old West.

Oh, don't worry, Miss Lane.

I've seen enough Western movies
to know what I'm doing.

Well, I certainly
hope so.

[GUNSHOTS]

Oh, Jim, that shot.
For a minute, I--

It must be Gunner practicing.

What in the world
are you

trying to prove
with that getup?

He called me a dude.

And I aim to show him
how wrong he is.

But, Jim, he's armed.

And all those notches.

Each one represents someone
he's killed in a gunfight.

I know.

But aside from that,
what's he got

that I haven't got?

Nothing.

And he doesn't
need it.

I wish you wouldn't
put it quite that way.

Anyway, I got until sundown,
so, uh, let's go eat.

Okay. But please don't
start anything.

All right.

[METAL
CLINKING]

Here you are, boys.

Almost forgot.

Payday.

Oh.

A raise, huh?
Mm-hm.

I'm feelin'
real generous.

Oh. Thanks, boss.

It's okay.
I'm feelin' good.

Been out practicin'.

Got myself five squirrels
right between the wings.

Yeah?

You mean,
between the eyes.

No, no.
Between the wings.

These here was flyin'
squirrels.

[LAUGHS]

Which one of you boys feels like
a little gamblin', hm?

Uh, can't you-- We just look
at it for a while, no, boss?

Oh, sure.

Sure, as long as you don't
feel like gambling.

Course, you--
You don't have to play.

Oh, we'd rather gamble
with you, boss, than eat.

Wouldn't we, Pedro?

S�, s�.

Especially when,
if we do not gamble,

we do not have to worry
about not eating.

That's just what
I wanted to hear.

Come on,
what are we waiting for.

You know, this is what
I look forward to.

Once a week.

Just like clockwork.

Bet 'em high.
Make a pile.

Well, I--
I bet it all.

Mm-hm.
Me too.

Here we go.

Pick 'em up,
read 'em and weep, boys.

Uh-oh. Uh...

Don't even bother
to read 'em.

Hate to tell you this boys,
but I got five bullets.

Five little aces.

In Mexico a man
would be killed

for having
five aces.

What did
you say, Pedro?

Uh, I said, "In Mexico,
a man would be...

thrilled to have
five aces."

"Thrilled," huh?

That's what
I thought you said.

But just to be sure
there's no misunderstanding,

everything's clear...

you boys don't think
you been cheated, do you?

I think you were cheated.

Well, now,
look at the dude.

[CHUCKLES]

I'm mighty glad to see you went
and bought them fancy duds.

You like 'em?

Sure do.

Hate to see a man die unless'n
he's properly outfitted.

You leave
him alone.

My, my, ma'am,
you're sure excitable.

Uh, but maybe
you're right.

Maybe it's too early
in the day for a killin'.

Pedro, get him
out of here.

I want somethin'
to look forward to at sundown.

You come
with me, no?

I come
with you, yes.

�ndale.

Jimmy.
Now, ma'am.

What are you gonna
do with him?

Oh, you've got nothing
to worry about, ma'am.

Leastwise, not yet.

Why don't you and me
sort of talk this over?

No!
Ooh.

I am sorry I have to
do this, se�or.

You can't shoot a man down
in cold blood.

[LAUGHS]

I'm not going to
shoot you.

You--
You're not?

No.

Gunner is going to do that.

Oh.

Well, uh,
in that case.

[MUFFLED]
Whoa. Help.

I've gone blind.

Go pin a tail
on a donkey.

[GUNSHOT]

You want anything done,
you gotta do it yourself,

I always say.

Move, stranger.

Help. Let me
out of here.

Get lost, stupid.

Yes sir,
gladly.

Not you.

I meant Pedro.

Now, you turn around
and walk up the street.

What are you
stopping for, dude?

Let's go in there, huh?

No, thanks.
There's, uh--

There's something about
jails that I don't like.

Now, ain't that a shame.

Inside.

Go on.

Well, now,
look at that.

Somebody's gone and left
a cell door open.

Why don't you
close it, dude.

That's a funny way
to run a jail.

Go on.

You can't do this.

I demand a writ
of habeas delicti!

Now, don't you worry
about that, dude.

Don't you worry
about a thing.

You just be sure you're
out of town by sundown.

How can I get out
of town by sundown

if I'm locked in here?

Well, that's your problem.

Please, operator,
try and get that call through.

Yes.

Call me back
as soon as possible.

I thought you would
like to know.

The young man is in jail.

In jail?

Oh, what did he do?

What did
any of us do?

With Gunner,
it does not matter.

Pedro, why do you
and Sagebrush

put up with that
conceited bully?

If we do not put up with him,
he gets very mad.

And when he gets very mad:

[MOANS]

[PHONE RINGS]

Hello?
Yes.

Yes, put him on.

Hello, Lois. You sound excited.
What's the matter?

Clark, we're in trouble.

Jimmy's in jail, and he's
gonna be shot at sundown.

Lois, I'm very busy.

If you want to play jokes,
try someone else.

I'm not joking.

Our car broke down,

and we're stuck in a place
called Dry Gulch.

I know it sounds crazy, but
there's a gunslinger in town

who thinks he's Jesse James
or somebody.

And he's gunning for Jimmy.

Tell him to go on a diet.
He'll be harder to hit.

This is no joking matter.

Besides putting Jimmy in jail,
this--

This character's been making
goo-goo eyes at me.

He's been doing what?

That's different.
I'll be right out.

[���]

[���]

I'll be
a sidewindin' gopher.

Whatever that is.

Well, Jimmy, now you can
get out of here.

Oh, jeepers.
Thanks, Superman.

How did you get here?

Same way
I get everywhere.

No, I don't mean that.

How did you know
I was in jail?

Oh, I happened to overhear
a conversation

between Miss Lane
and Mr. Kent.

Mr. Kent?
Is he coming out here?

Yes. As a matter of fact,
I expect him any minute now.

Jeepers. With both you
and Mr. Kent here,

I don't have
anything to worry about.

Well, now, Jimmy,
I can't stay.

Incidentally, I want you to keep
this secret between you and me.

Whatever you say,
Superman.

Thanks, Jimmy.
I'll see you.

Clark.

Hello, Lois.

How in the world
did you get here so fast?

I flew.
Where's Jimmy?

You'll never
believe this,

but somehow
he broke out of jail.

He's up in his room now,
waiting for you.

Oh, well, let him
stay there for a while.

First, I want to have
a look at this fellow

who's making the goo-goo eyes
at you.

Oh, he's probably
over in the caf�.

Please be careful, Clark.

After all,
you're not Superman.

Oh.

Well, I guess those are just
chances I'll have to take, Lois.

Let's go.

[���]

Clark, this is
Gunner Flinch.

Mr. Flinch,
Mr. Kent.

He's also a reporter
on the Planet.

Well, howdy, Mr. Kent.

I've heard
about you.

Welcome to Dry Gulch.

I've heard about
you too, Gunner.

In fact, I'd like to have
a little talk with you.

Can I buy you
a soda?
Well--

Well, uh, I got
a better idea, Mr. Kent.

Why don't we sit down
and play a little poker,

just to be
sociable.

Oh, I'm sorry, Gunner,
I don't gamble.

Mr. Kent, according
to the code of the West,

when a man asks you to drink
with him, or gamble,

you better
drink and gamble.

Fine.
I'll drink...soda.

I said "gamble."

Let me
tell you somethin'.

When a man declines
my invitation,

I go loco, see.

Plumb loco.

Somethin' snaps inside me,
and I lose control.

In fact--

In fact, I feel it
comin' on right now,

and there's nothin'
I can do to stop it.

You better do
what he says, Clark.

Even if the cards
are marked.

Marked? There's not much
I can do about that.

There!

You see what I mean?

Yes, I do, Gunner.
I've changed my mind.

I'll gamble
with you.

Well, that's better.

Wait a minute.
What kind of guns do you carry?

These, ma'am?
These here are six-guns.

I was counting.

You shot one of them
seven times.

Oh, well, uh--

Ma'am, sometimes
I shoot so fast,

even my guns can't
keep up with me.

That's a killer.

After you, Mr. Kent.

Thank you. Oh, would you care
to have a cup of coffee?

I, uh, just happen to have
a deck of cards right handy.

Well, that's
a coincidence.
Heh.

Cigarette, Mr. Kent?

Oh, thank you, no.
I don't smoke.
Oh.

Can I light yours?

Why, sure.

Thanks.

You got real nice
manners, Mr. Kent--

We're on fire.
What happened?

Well, I'm awfully
sorry.

It must be my fault.

I, uh, threw the match
on there.

I'm-- I'm terribly
sorry.

I'll get you
a new deck.

Wha-- No, no,
not a new deck.

I--

I hardly got these
broken in.

Well, that's
life.

Uh, waiter, do you
sell cards here?

You bet.

Well, may I have
a deck, please?

Sure.

I haven't had time
to mark them yet.

I'm sure Gunner
wouldn't want to play

with marked cards.

Clark, that deck just seemed to
explode in flames.

Well, maybe it was
a hot deck.

[CLICKS TONGUE]

There you are, Gunner.

[SIGHS]

Thanks.

You know what
I'm gonna do, Mr. Kent?

What are you gonna do?

I'm gonna give you...

the benefit of the doubt.

Deal.

Well, it's nice
to be trusted.

Ah, let's see.

Mm-hm.

[���]

You know, I, uh--

I sort of got a feeling

you might have played
this game before.

Nonsense.

All right, Gunner, what
do you want to play for?

Well...

Match that.

Alrighty.

That should
cover it.

Cut.

Oh, I beg your pardon.

That's a mighty fancy deal,
Mr. Kent.

Nothing.

Nothing at all.

All right, Gunner,
how many cards?

I'm standin' pat.

Well, so am I.

Can you beat five aces?

Five--

There ain't more than four
in the whole bloody pack.

That is not what
you said this morning

when you had
the five aces.

Yeah, but that--
That--

Well-- Heh.
I--

Looks like you win,
Mr. Kent.

Yes.
Looks like.

Well...

Thanks for the lesson.

Here you are, sir.

I hope that will cover
part of the damage.

Thank you
very much, sir.

My pleasure.

Uh-uh.

Shall we, Lois?
Gladly.

But how in the world
did you beat him so easily?

Well, maybe I have
a few tricks of my own.

Oh, Gunner. Could I
have my hat, please?

Thank you.

Uh, let me know if you find
more than five aces, will you?

Come out now?

Hi, Mr. Kent.

I heard you were coming.

Oh, you did?
Who from?

Oh, well, uh,
from Miss Lane, for one.

You should have
seen the fun, Jim.

Clark just beat Gunner
in a poker game.

Well, that may have
started out like fun,

but that doesn't mean
it'll end up that way.

I don't think Gunner
likes to lose.

Uh, speaking of
Gunner...

Well, dude. How did you
get out of the hoosegow?

Same way I got in.

Accidentally.

Smart guy, huh?

Let me tell you
somethin', dude--

Gunner.
Leave him alone.

You killed him.

Mr. Kent,
do something.

He can't do
anything now.

I had to kill him.
He started to draw on me.

A man's got a right
to protect himself.

He's right, Jimmy.

There's nothing to do.
Right now.

That's using
your head, Mr. Kent.

Well, don't you
just stand there.

Tote him up to Boot Hill
like the others.

Sure. Whatever
you say, boss.

[���]

Excuse me
just a minute, folks.

What's that, uh,
second notch for?

One, two.

That second one
there,

that one's
for you, dude.

[BLOWS ON GUN]

I have a terrible feeling
that he doesn't like me.

And I have a feeling
you're absolutely right.

[GROANS]

Okay, Pedro. You can
get up now.

[GROANS]

I am getting sick
of this.

You're sick?

Gunner's killed me
three times already.

He is one big
show-me-off.

He pretends to kill us
so he look like big man.

The way he pretend to
kill all the others.

Well, maybe he actually
hasn't killed nobody.

But if he heard you talkin'
like you are now,

he just might.

You better skedaddle.

You can't blame
yourself, Jim.

Just the same,
if it weren't for me,

Pedro would still be alive.

Mr. Kent,
sometimes I think

it's better to run away
from bullies.

Well, sometimes
it is, Jim.

But there's nothing
you can do about it now.

At least I can go up
to Boot Hill

and pay my respects.

That's
a good idea.

We'll all go.

Is, um--?
Is this Boot Hill?

Yes, it is, son.

I ain't much on this....

poetry, but this is
the best I can do.

"Here lies Pedro at last

"He drew his gun once too often

"Now he lies in his coffin

'Cause he drew,
But he didn't draw fast."

[CHUCKLES]

The poet laureate
of Dry Gulch.

"Here lies Cactus Bill.
Gunner got him."

"Mesquite John,

"You they wanted to lynch
Till you ran into

Gunner Flinch."

"Here lies Olsen, the dude.

To Gunner he was very rude."

"Here lies--"

Did I say "Olsen"?

Gunner must really mean
business, Clark.

Oh, I don't
know.

I don't like
the business he's in.

It's too bad that Gunner's
spoiling things.

We could certainly
enjoy this scenery.

What are you
looking at, Clark?

Mm?

I said,
What are you looking at?

Oh. Oh, I wasn't
looking

at anything special,
Lois.

I was just admiring
this scenery and those hills.

I think I'll take
a little walk,

and try and think
this out.

We'll meet you back
at the hotel.

I'll be packing.

It's a good thing
for you, young feller,

you ain't as tall
as your friend.

Cause you'll make
a much smaller target.

[���]

A-at last
it's happened.

I-I've lost
my mind, no?

No, Pedro,
you haven't lost your mind.

Or your life
either, apparently.

Many times
I hear of Superman,

but I do not think
I will ever meet him.

Well, you've
met him now.

And I'd like to
help you, Pedro.

How would you like to
help me teach the Gunner

a lesson he'll
never forget?

I would like that
very much.

But, no--
No, thank you.

I am also fond
of living.

Well, don't you worry,
I have an idea.

And I think we can get
Clark Kent to help us too.

Now, come on over here
and sit down,

and I'll tell you
all about it.

Did you figure out
anything, Clark?

Only that there's gonna
be trouble in the streets

around here pretty soon.

So I suppose you're going up
to your room and hide.

Sometimes, Lois,

discretion is the better
part of valor.

Well, I don't feel
very brave myself.

But if it concerns Gunner,
I want to watch.

Let's go over to
the caf�.

Look, there's Gunner now.

I can't believe it,
boss.

Pedro can't be
that stupid.

Can't he?

[���]

He's sure asking for it.

What you waiting for?

Why you don't shoot?

I'm aimin' to give you
first shot.

Otherwise, against
a dangerous gunman like me,

you wouldn't stand a chance.

Go on.

Get it over with.
Shoot!

[SIGHS]

I-I just can't do it, Pedro.

I-I can't bring myself
to kill you.

Why not?

Already this year
you kill me 10 times.

Yeah, but that--
That wasn't for real.

I can't really kill you, Pedro.

You been my buddy for too long.

[WIND GUSTING]

Superman.

That's right, Gunner.

I had a feeling your bark
was worse than your bite,

so I paid you a little
visit this afternoon,

while you were taking
your siesta.

You paid me a visit?

Yes, and you were snoring
so peacefully,

I didn't have the heart
to disturb you.

So I just removed the slugs
from your shells.

Slugs--

You mean, I got nothin'
in my guns but blanks?

Why, that little varmint
could have killed me.

Boss, why you do not tell
the people

all those graves
on Boot Hill are phonies?

Yeah.

Yeah, they're
phony all right.

Just like the notches
on my guns.

I ain't never really killed
nobody in my whole life.

Me too. But
I think maybe now...

[GASP]

What are you
doing, Pedro?

What's the idea
shootin' at my feet?

I think maybe I like
to see you dance, boss.

[SCREAMS]
[LAUGHTER]

[GASPS]

What was it you said
about sundown, partner?

I said sundown's

mighty pretty
in these parts.

If you don't figure on being out
of town by that time...

I do.

Come on, boys.

Wait a minute, boss.

Huh?
You forgot something.

Huh?
Yeah.

[LAUGHTER]

All right, boys.

Let's vamoose. Ha.

That's the way it is
with most bullies, I guess.

Inside, they're
just scared.

Yeah. Just the same...

he had me pretty scared
for a while.

[CHUCKLES]

Well...

all the shooting
over?

Oh, yes,
Mr. Kent.

It's quite
quiet now.

Hey. By the way,
where's Superman?

Yeah. Golly, he was
just here a minute ago.

It's a funny
thing.

When you're around,
Superman never is.

Yes, it is funny.

But maybe
he doesn't like me.

[���]

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